Sick to bleedin death of dogshit yank editions

3am /brit/ runts hunched over clattering their gamer keyboards in the dark

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzILoExSqmE

culling skink doesn't seem like a very good name for a soup especially one which doesn't contain lizard meat

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It's never over.

nearly 4 in the morning and am sat here fingering my pisser

any man hunched over their gamer keyboard in the dark man in

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finkin may hafta start some gucci-arsed fappingtonshire breddy sharpish

just a matter of what kind f'oid material is preferred

(pic related is me)

The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.

How would you explain an ESL what "hunched" and "clattering" are if you were an english teacher?

>>201387814
think you need to relax
maybe have a nice bath

>>201387844
nah mate am giving the ol' pisshole a rub down

>>201387846
please fix your posture

>>201387844
>>201387824
>>201387843
>>201387846
ktim

>>201387852
>hunched
act it out
>clattering
drop a pen on the floor

theyre doing it again
that deliberate banging on the ceiling

>3am /brit/ runts act it out over drop a pen on the floor their gamer keyboards in the dark
Yep, seems fake. I'm never trusting a Canadian again.

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Just found out why they never translated any of Hitler’s speeches

What you need is a wife that is awkward and slightly ugly in their late teens and early 20s and gradually becomes better looking and only falls off a bit in their late 30s

Peter thiel is why you can't trust tops

mental how many shut in losers here don't clean out their pissholes on a regular basis then wonder why they get constipation of the penis

>>201387904
they're just reminding you that it's pisshole inspection day

The only way to end all suffering on Earth is to nuke every fucking thing.

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fingering my pisshole... for a good 2 hours

Candice be like:
>nah, I don't want to webdate you

>>201387946
wonder how footfags view the femcel
must be like gore to them

>>201387959
What finger are you using, pal? I've only just started this hobby.

Working out by imagining im flexing the muscles

>>201387975
fish

>>201387946
Who is this bitch
Source pls

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>>201387993

>>201387993
nonce

>>201387959
this post reminds me of this gif https://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/int/image/1661/49/1661491169307.gif

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I'm obsessed with this actress. Some cunt keeps posting pictures of a Tibetan fox whenever she's mentioned and it's pissing me right off.

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>>201387993
My wifes identity does not concern you

>>201388028
she is ming gin'

>>201388017
john mcafee

never spoke to an american who wasnt massively fucked up

what a degenerate shithole

>>201388007
>>201388014
>>201388035
Never mind it is that little mutant excuse me
Carry on

>>201388052
it'll be a degenerate pisshole you'll be worrying about soon if you don't look after it

>>201388052
its crazy
USA is a hotbed of mental illness
mixing that with guns is disaster

>>201388037
Liar. She's proof that hapas are a beautiful thing.

Tasting a excepcional Madrí.

Mental how /pol/ is better than this shit board

>>201388052
All the boringlads stayed back in Grim Boringland to write dogshit blogs on /brit/

>>201388156
Which you read fervently
*strokes chin with a grin*

>>201388119
/pol/ is absolute trash why would anyone like it after becoming somewhat politically literate

cats are disgusting. whole house reeks of poo. If the missus wouldnt notice I'd just get them in the car and drop them off in the woods

>>201388221
>Actually discussing politics on pol
Yes that is retarded but nobody with half a clue does that. Everybody knows politics are best discussed on other boards

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Did you know Finland and Japan has declared war on you?

>>201388221
Every /int/ thread that isn't a general is either a racebaiting post or 'Does X happen in your country?' accompanied by a picture of an Asian girl. At least other boards at least have tangible discussions.

might go lie in bed and stare at the ceiling

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCpL_ImsiDo

>>201388281
no one uses threads outside of generals here. they die after half a dozen posts.

>>201388281
cry more you little asian bitch

>>201388256
You're speaking English

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Currently obsessed with this English egirl missing her front tooth

>>201388256
We are aware that world war 2 happened yes

>>201388319
Because this board is shit.
>>201388322
I'm not Asian.

think i might be a severely closeted gay man

woke up an hour ago lads aha x
been reading poetry which before now I'd have balked at as inexcusably gay however there's a fun collection of poems by TS Eliot called old possum's practical book of cats
love me catbergs me and it gave me a good chuckle

>>201388344
haven't seen her, sorry

>>201388356
Do you want to have a go sucking my knob to find out?

eating my leftover chicken balls from chinky

rate my meds:
90mg Ritalin
60mg Duloxetine (SNRI)
150mg Seroquel XR

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why are somalis stealing wine now

>>201388392
every somali I have encountered here did drugs, mostly coke, and alcohol

>>201388382
stick them down your pisshole then pour diet coke into it

>>201388392
they tend to be on the cheapside

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>>201388343
And it's your fault dear Adolph only wanted Poland

>>201388392
They ought to rename that place if he had to steal them

this place is pure drivel at night fucking hell

>>201388433
How

>>201388376
if you're handsome and won't hurt me yes

>>201387844
phone posting, me

>>201388433
it's the exact same thread quality just 5x slower so it seems worse because it's the posts aren't flying past

>>201388433
Were you expecting the height of human conversation at 4am on a 4chan general that normally discusses poo and trannys?

When is the last time you took a very deep breath? Try it. It's nice.

>>201388439
You can have one of those things

I got an invited to play valves new game deadlock. It fucking sucks

>>201388470
Held my breath for 1 minute and 20 seconds because of this post.

rorke got put in a spliff
leftypol got put in a spliff
190 got put in a spliff
yank got put in a spliff
mousenonce got put in a riz
heatherfreak got put in a riz
commiemong got bored in the wig
janny love crash bore and dip

genuinely forgot how to wank

Why aren’t British police threatened by British people

The police aren’t even armed yet they treat the British people like cattle

>>201388502
Happens when you can't find your cock

>>201388392
*stops every black person who looks like him who tries to go into the city of london*

>>201388514
ahh that's it you wank your cock
it's coming back to me now

>>201388476
i choose handsome

Israel is invading Lebanon

think I'm slightly allergic to pineapple but I'm not gonna stop eating it

wanking isn't real and it doesn't matter

>>201388453
>>201388458
not so sure about that myself, reckon daytime /brit/ is at least funnier if not higher quality
reckon the abundance of nocturnal yankposts drives down the enjoyment factor

>>201388510
we're a servile horde of wretches with zero gumption and even less of a backbone
it's been this way since the days of the lord and the reeve

I tell people I'm allergic to avocados so I don't have to eat guacamole or sushi because those are both gross

How much compensation would you get if an XL ripped your balls off root and stem?

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>>201388610
sushi is based, yanks are responsible for popularising it in the west as well and toning it down for our delicate palates
avocado is grim though. got the texture of congealed bogeys.

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Mad how Barack Obama is angry with Trump despite doing coups of his own.

>>201388656
blog on

Harold Wilson, now there was a good PM

do not like it when my posts get ignored

i am a bender

*yawns*

currently trying to cross /brit/ in a straight line

gonna join the requetes

>>201388683
(you)

crumpetberg in the toasterstein

might become an asylum seeker

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Why would Allah tell Muhammad to put this in the Quran?
I don't get it

Catberg doing her usual early morning shrieking to get fed then only eats a mouthful and goes back to sleep
Take the piss

doing a little gay porn dance

eating poo

>>201388693
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try and get past that you fucking dobber

you can get addicted to a certain kind of sandwich

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bus in ireland

>>201388765
did the man buy the adspace

>>201388765
bloody foolish decision
99.9% of muslims consider him a filthy kafir fake prophet

it's just begging for some ahmed to blow the bus up

sucking a heretic

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cat niggas btfo

>>201388778
Would israel be able to win any wars if they didn't have western backing their entire existence?

feeling fruity

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got the vtubers on

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any man hype for the paralympics starting on wednesday

F Ns

.

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>>201388908
Yeah?

>>201388908
Mental how hundreds of millions of people are entranced by this poorly drawn shit.

footballs on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GInGycWT7pI

Bathmate plugged in

Popular thing bad. Me smart. Upvote please

>>201389009
How do you even find this?

What's your most zoomer trait?

>>201387910
Because they make sense.

Gordon's alive?!

>>201389028
different anon posted about it a few weeks ago

just mastered self-fellatio

>>201389028
its on our front pages now

>>201389009
>Tasmanian women's football league
>Not even the Australian league

does it get any more obscure than this
Mind you I feel bad for my Tazzie niggas

No NRL (ruggers) or AFL (aussie rules) team for Tasmania.
No A-League (football) team either.

The entire state is just.....forgotten and ignored.

>>201389009
Mad how slow they are

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anime

they can't keep the ball in play for more than 1- seconds

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>>201389160
Not an anime.

are jack in the boxes scary you

yer mum counts calories the way scrooge mcduck counts pennies

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>>201389160
luv are suba
simple as

Today is the day i gain a clue

south hobart are fucking shite desu

>>201389207
you couldn't gain a poo

*slams fists down on table, rattling cutlery*
RORKE!!!

>>201389222
yea?

The internet fried my brain.

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got banned from /tv/ for posting about movies
apparently movies are offtopic for /tv/

>>201388342
Holy fuck

england is hell for gay men

>>201389276
why

Got the good boy ASMR whispers for deep sleep on

everything i do gives women the ick

>>201389229
go to your room, no dessert

england is heaven for gay tops

>>201389275
Holy fuck what? What's so mind boggling about that picture? Do you have brain damage or is that just a normal feature of being an attention seeking Brazilian in a British thread?

>>201389268
You don't want to discuss the movie, you want to discuss propaganda.

>>201389268
Oh fuck off you cunt

>>201389323
Relax, I just thought she's hot. Even better with that howdy cosplay.

https://cityquiz.io/quizzes/world
how many can /brit/ name? i got to 385 before getting bored

>>201389321
This is true. I’m in my thirties now and a 6/10 on a good day but I can pick up my phone and find an 8/10 twinky teenage lad or “trans” lad to rail any day of the week

>>201389346
got to 10 and got bored

John David McAfee was a British-American computer programmer, businessman, and two-time presidential candidate who unsuccessfully sought the Libertarian Party nomination for president of the United States in 2016 and in 2020.

>>201389300
deeply misognynistic country

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Morning team. Toil soon. Got fuck all sleep last night

How is life going lads?

Where do you see yourself in 10 years?

>>201389433
Prefer not to say

>>201389433
I'll be dead by dawn

>>201389433
Is that you Spaino?

south hobart is dead and buried

>>201389481
Yes

>>201389504
How've you been mate? Haven't seen you here in ages.

>>201389515
A man has to do what he must. I had some things to do and was busy.

we will be having a /brit/ firedrill at 10am monday. protocol is to walk single file to outer /int/ in a calm manner and then assemble in the /cum/ muster zone

Why is your olimpic team called Great Britain and not the UK?

You don't have atheltes from Norhtern IrLAND?

>>201389521
Will you be posting here again more regularly?

Desu I'm not convinced this is our Spaino actually guys.

>>201389594
yEAH

>>201389610
Post with the tripcode to prove you're our Spaino. He's a beloved member of our community.

>>201389433
member of bilderberg committee

>>201389644
lmao

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crying laughing

The fundamental thing to understand is that there is a cut off point where the human body dies in 6 hours (Wet Bulb Effect)- around 35C to 50C, depending on the humidity. As I keep reminding people, when people die they do not come back - unlike just being ill.

did some concreting today
strenuous work, takes ~120kg of mix, ~12L of water, and a bit under 90 minutes just to do a square metre

>>201389715
there's a cut-off point where my interest in your post dies (the first sentence)

Girlfriend left me with her family and I had to sit with her extremely drunk uncle telling me he spent an entire day when his daughter was 16 searching her room for her dildo "as he had a sick desire to see how big it was"

He's now spent the last hour crying telling me not to tell anyone, grim, grim GRIM!!

>>201387847
Reminds me of something Vladimir Nabokov would write

>>201389823
weird family, what's her dad like?

hate that i both simultaneously hate and love peter thiel because i have severe father issues and i know he'd fuck me silly

smoking a fart

Isaac Newton, the most intelligent man ever.

A teacher once told me that.

me when brit is slow :)

Have you been to many festivals?

>>201390147
*eyes dart at the bartender makes a hand gesture to ring for the police*

>>201389433
working for me lord on the estate, can have two diet cokes a day I can

*rapey mediterranean twang*
yooo so baby have you been to many festivals?

In principle, American voters should have the power to stop a genocide in November. But from what I can tell, it’s a choice between a genocide with a look of concern and an unapologetic genocide.

MIGHT GET A MCBREK YA KNOW?
MGIHT DO IT
DUB SOSIJ EGG MCMUFF
COR
BREKKIE WRAP WIV BRAAN SOS
CORRR
ASH BRAAAANS
COOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
ANDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
A MILKSHAKE TO DRINK
CHOCKLIT
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRR
but....
i might not
costs money dun it
but am i just not gona eat otherwise?
have a giraffe. have an absolute day off mate
so - probably will!

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bloody men at it again

>>201390253
my queen not all men are like this i will show you <3

>>201390205
Why are you like that?

>>201390275
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvgcuqKpk08

Might prepare some margarined toasts even tho I have nothing to do.

>>201390206
I'd be fine if the genocide was mandatory every 4 years, we just vote on who.

What happened with Mr.Bean? Is he running for president?

Ahhh, time to watch some TV
*Turns on the TV and immediately begin scrolling my phone*

>>201390303
not real butter?
what?
not real butter?
you fucking...
you fucking CUNT
you absolute CUNT
i hate you
i fucking hate you, die die die
die you absolute fucking waste of oxygen, you vile beast
DIE
DIE
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
FUCKING WASTE OF SPACE
CUNT
KILL YOURSELF
NOT REAL BUTTER?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
YOU ABSOLUTE PRICK
YOU CUNT

>>201390339
Why isn't Sydney the capital? It's the city that everybody knows. Little people knos about Canberra.

>>201390358
More or less the same as how New York City isn't the capital of the USA
The colonies of Victoria and Queensland had a bug up their arse about putting the capital in Sydney and giving all the power to New South Wales colony and so they established an autonomous capital territory roughly halfway between Melbourne and Sydney (also before Canberra was established Melbourne was the parliamentary capital)

>>201390420
I knew it was something like that.

Another example is Brazil, little people know the capital is Brasilia and not Rio de Janeiro.

>>201390358
Why isn't Barcelona the capital of Spain?

as soon as you're born, they make you feel small
by giving you no time instead of it all
'til the pain is so big you feel nothing at all
a working class hero is something to be
a working class hero is something to be
they hurt you at home and they hit you at school
they hate you if you're clever and they despise a fool
'til you're so fucking crazy you can't follow their rules
a working class hero is something to be
a working class hero is something to be

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who remembers olivio???

>>201390464
thought this said "as soon as you're born, they make your feet small" x

>>201390443
Wrong, more than 200 millions people knows that.

>>201390473
looks like yank shite from here
you're not a yank are you

Imagine if you had an amazing 10/10 gf who you got on with amazingly, but she's suddenly sentenced to 10 years in jail.
Do you stay together? Do you go dating for someone who will probably be far inferior? How can you possibly maintain a relationship with someone under those circumstances

>>201390348
Chuds do be like that.

Have to sniff the parentsteins' preferred brand of dairy blend before I use it because it can have this vague but quite noticeable rancid flavour

>>201390485
massive gigantic feet like

>>201390515
So when are you moving out of home

>>201390495
Pop quiz mate what's the capital of Indonesia

>a yank
So why isn't "an"? It starts with (one thing) e-ank.

>>201390532
Amsterdam

>>201390531
They need me

>>201390532
Bali?

>>201390537
>It starts with (one thing) e-ank.
What the hell is this guy talking about

>>201390464
Woman is the nigger of the world, think about it, do something about it, if you don't believe me take a look at the one you're with.

>>201390544
Check out Encyclopedia Britannica 1936 edition over here

>>201390554
Racism outside of /b/
Janny, take him out back

>>201390537
y functions as a consonant in this case, the an is only used when the word start with a vowel sound, sometimes this is different depending on the accent of the author, as in the famous case: an history(an 'istory)

>>201390552
Not that hard to understand, lad.

>>201390447
Are you aware of Spain's history?

That's not a good example.

reading some history about banks, kinda mad how the je— *inexplicably gets a heart attack and dies*

I can't enjoy watching a football game or the like
>Ahhh fuck yeah there go a dozen guys I don't really know, kicking that ball
But I can enjoy sports movies, because there's some actual emotional weight behind it

prince andrew didnt do anything wrong

just got a handjob from a 17 yo like (who desu knew what she was doing)

>>201390599
Barcelona is more famous internationally than Madrid. I was drawing parallels with your question

>>201390612
best mates with a nonce and jetting off to his nonce island is pretty suss no?

>>201390589
Didn't, and prolly never will, get it.

>>201390565
Mark David Chapman would have made a dutiful jannie.

>>201390552
question of whether semivocalic sounds like y and h should be treated as vowels or consonants for the choice of indefinite article "a" or "an"

(they're consonants)

>>201390594
Ah yes the classic grammatical rule of "always use an when referring to (one thing) e-ank"

Mad how there are more canberrans than icelanders

>>201390625
Yeah I know but it's a good example because what I said.

if it sounds like yuh then it's a consonant
if it sounds like ee then it's a vowel
i reckon

>>201390589
>as in the famous case: an history(an 'istory
What the fuck are you on about
It's "a history"

>>201390629
how was epstein a nonce? more like a pimp

>>201390638
The (one thing) thing was a joke inspired by a famous song from the band Linkin Park.

>>201390612
if a prostitute tried to give me a handjob I would ask for my money back

>>201390665
why is it not a good example?

>>201390625
>>201390665
it's NOT

Myself it's "a history" but also "aitch" because fuck the taigs

>>201390682
You don't know either? Do you know something about Spain's history maaaate?

Katy waking up to cronem baton

Getting a handjob from a prostitute is like going to a restaurant to order a dish you cook yourself all the time

>>201390632
english is filled with rules but also many exceptions to those rules
‘an yank’ when you sound it out makes no sense, so ‘a yank’ it is
not really that complicated

>>201390701
do you know something about australia's history?

Me mom told me an history to schl-eep.

>>201390681
then her pimp would come in and batter you

>>201390703
you hypomanic right now man

>>201390704
Depends on how you feel about other people giving you an hand shandy, which is affected by a whole heap of physical and psychosocial factors
Myself I'm not a fan of when chink hookers basically try to yank your dick out by the root

>>201390721
no, try again

>>201390675
I don't know, I think I made it up and convinced myself it was true.

>>201390726
I'd leave a bad online review that would have their heads spin

Not outside the realms of possibility that England could of become part of the Spanish Kingdom

>>201390741
I do not dally with ladies of the night so I shall have to take your word for it...

>>201390763
Could of?
COULD OF?
You MORONIC OAF

>>201390776
hehe he walked straight into my trap

>>201390758
Please respect me, I'm from the north of britain. We speak like that. Perhaps you shall know more about me country, lad.

not sure if i need a poo
the jury is still out

he stood with arms and legs akimbo, his great hairy balls tumbling to and fro in the morning breeze

Homosexuals lack honour.

>>201390802
no clue what you’re trying to say

what do foreigns not get?

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1724567380585523.webm

Any trained physiognomists in?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFZjqVnWBhc

>>201390850
I'm fine with that.

>>201390851
enough silly spelling in other european languages but english is particularly bad because no one was sufficiently authoritative and autistic to do a root-and-branch spelling reform. Closest we got was Noah Webster and he only managed to add to the confusion

>>201390861
I could tell my friend was 1/8 Japanese from the way the back of his head looks.

>>201390895
It's now socially acceptable to admit in Australia that your great great grandpa was a Chinese gold miner who made it big and had an Irish wife. When people tell me, I give them a second look and go "oh, yeah, that makes sense"

I'm not an incel, I'm black

Heading to Gregg's, anyone want anything?

>>201390940
Fucking racist

>>201390929
good morning wog

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HELLO FATHER

>>201390929
my condolences

>>201390894
>english is particularly bad
Not really

Want to post this but you all will looking for mistakes to point it out and call me names.

>>201390992
>>201390992

exquisite deleted
get these freaks learnt

what a dingbat

Wassup

Peter Schrijvers finds it remarkable that looking East Asian was enough to be in danger of rape by American soldiers, as for example happened to some of the Korean sex slaves that the Japanese had by force brought to the island.[

Listening to Mac Demarco.

Drank some coffee to get ready for another willy wanker.

might become a cuck

>>201391347
>>201391347