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Me brekky x

Any biological antisemites in?

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>>201391379
>20 pounds

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>>201391379
Mine
Don't put kisses on your posts btw it's very very cringe

Holy fuck my post just dissapeared

>>201391403
>Don't put kisses on your posts btw it's very very cringe
saying this is more cringe, hombre x

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well said
scrapped my labour membership yonks ago

>>201391462
lost me when they stabbed the back in corbs desu

Hello, I work on this website called "Am I 6?" and we are running a conquest about the biggest porn collector on /brit/. The prize is US$ 50k in cash.
To join the conquest just answer those simple questions:

>what is the size of your child porn collection? (in gigabytes)
>what is your home address? (so we can fact check your answer and deliver the prize)

Good luck!

fizzy cherry raspberry orange limeade

giving the dog a good morning kiss

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Web dev is hard when you're using amphetamines to increase your INT high enough to understand it intuitively using innate genius and chatGPT.
Guess I'm just really particular.
Eventually I just gave up on chatGPT and started doing everything myself. The frontend is basically finished, maybe a few more tweaks.
Node is looking daunting lads, I was hoping there would be several files and not just Server.js
Taking a much needed vodka and Dragonball Z fan fiction break

Four scrambled eggs for breakfast

>>201391578
eggs are cruel

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>Ms Clark, who lives with partial sight and hearing loss, arrived at the restaurant with a job coach on Thursday, where she was immediately sent home without being interviewed for the waitress role.
Tell the truth get sued. Why didnt they just interview her and pretend to take her seriously like everyone else. Although how anyone thought a blind deaf person could be a waitress i dont know

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>>201391578
Here my scran
Proper epic after a day spend hard coding and only taking lifting breaks.
Going from a PHPmyadmin database to a Node database is similar to making the jump between blueprints and C++ in Unreal.
Feels more authentic.
Honestly glad I took a look into Linux and saw just how particular and monotonous coding can become.

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These guys always scared me in donkey kong 64

>>201391617
you ever been in a toby carvery?
the "waiters" just collect up dirty plates

>>201391622
why is your photo so aggressively low quality?

>>201391637
Yes, they still take orders. Drinks and other things

>>201391584
Fuck off soybug

.

>>201391687
cruel person

>>201391617
All it takes is a fraught moment to make a mistake like this
late delivery of stock, someone didn't turn up etc, and then blind deaf autistic meatball shows up for an interview and you just can't be arsed, next thing you know you're scum in the media and getting sued. Very easy.

>>201391700
nooooooooo

>>201391655
It's grungepilled

>>201391720

Scrambled yer mums eggs

Sorting out my life.

Hate my parents.

Lazy, no intellectual curiosity, greedy (charge me rent), never encouraged me towards a useful career, poor eating habits, lack of discipline towards my sister resulted in her calling herself "non-binary", gave me a shitty small bedroom when I was younger that I still live in.

I'm saving up to move out within 4-5 years. After that, I'm strongly considering just cutting off contact with them

Herro

>>201391756
>within 4-5 years
:|

>>201391756
Just mog tf out of them, they are like the minor villain characters in a movie who's never as bad as the big bad

>>201391756
if i were them i'd be glad to be rid of you
ever considered that some of your problems might be your own fault

>>201391756
Can I date your sis? I need to become british citizen to join MI6.

>>201391743
Grim

put da lemon peppa in da chickin noodle soup an a liddle bidda galick
now you're cookin

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Asking /g/ coding questions is just about as bad as asking chatGPT

>>201391785
Like what?
>>201391783
I need to max out my Lifetime ISA so I can buy a flat without a big mortgage.

Rorke's parents be like:
>We love our job and watching tiktok, can't be arsed to eat properly because we will die someday anyways, lol! Also we love our children and just want them to be theirselves and happy! Wish we had a better bedroom to our son, but he must understand that women needs more comfort. We charge him so he can help us with expenses and get financially educated by that. We love our life and are doing our best!

Rorke:
>>201391756

>>201391857
What's the question?

Can't stand how secretive people in Britain are about money.
Wages should be public knowledge.

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Might rewatch this pengness today

>>201391858
>Like what?
like not working towards a good career and eating shit food
you can change both of these today with zero input from your parents
why haven't you?

also nothing whatsoever wrong with your sister identifying as non binary
a good person would support and love them in being themselves which leads me to believe you're likely a giant gaping cunt of human being
this would be backed up by that by your own admission your parents have homed and protected you for presumably 20-odd years and your response to this is that you plan to cut off contact with them the moment you move out

just comically entitled
many people would kill to have a family that could offer them such opportunities and luxuries

>>201391403
>it's very very cringe
So is having only a black beverage for brekkie

>>201391622
That is fucking grim, you deserve a painful death

Back to bed with me

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>>201391916
Should I consolidate all my JavaScript files into one? They are all similar but there are some major functions that define the different HTML files, yet they're all going to have to be routed to the database with one singular Node file anyway.

>>201391403
>Christmas mug in august
Special place in hell for the likes of you x

>>201391926
>every tom dick and harry must have their salary published
no

>>201391969
i'm a maverick
i play by my own rules

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>>201391947
I didn't have time to cook lad ffs
Chicken stock, collagen powder, carrots and eggs with potato ramen has to do at 2am.
Just trying to drink off the amphetamines

Odds: runtoil
Evens: liftoil
Dubs: rest day and do it on bank hol mon
Trips: lifttoil and runtoil both days

>>201391974
all employees should anonymously reveal their salaries in group chat so everyone knows if they are personally being underpaid
simple acts of unionism to stick it to their cruel employers

>>201391956
Yeah

>>201391974
Wage secrecy only benefits employers

Mhhmm heated up, bitter ground up adrenaline anxiety bean juice that makes you instantly shit. The perfect start to a day

runt oil

>>201392015
that's not quite the same as what you proposed before if I am reading correctly
It's an interesting idea and I remember a channel 4 show that did this in a workplace yonks ago, some people who'd been there 15 years doing a competent job getting underpaid massively compared with some others

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>>201392021
How? Arrays?
Does everything need to be a fucking array?
Fuck programming honestly
But why do I love it so much?

>>201391928
I eat heathily, and I had no idea what to do as a job at 18. Parents are supposed to encourage their kids.
Your life path is basically decided at 16-18.

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>>201392037
Aka sweat

bandle in one again
I am a master of rhythm

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screaming, the fbi claim that nikolas tesla was bought to earth from venus on a spaceship and that they used to return to visit him

why are americans like this
https://vault.fbi.gov/nikola-tesla

We should look to move to a four day week with slightly longer working days or just have a three day weekend mandated every month. Isn't it just so much more peaceful getting up on a sunday after a saturday night out on the town knowing that you won't be sat in an office in 24 hours? This is so much more humane.

How would you dress/ style yourself if you were BALD? Go for beard/ stubble comfort blanket?

>>201392089
what page is it on

>>201392052
Parents are meant to 'encourage' yes but it is up to you to find out what they are encouraging you to do lmao.
I also didn't know what I was gonna do until I was about to graduate from uni and when I did decide upon it, they supported me fully, and it all worked out perfectly.

>>201392106
book 3 page 3-4

>>201392070
no
sticky sebum

katy preparing breakfast for the goons and thugs x

>>201392096
ring of long hair around the back, moustache, wire rim glasses

>>201391956
You need to understand that if you are a begginer your questions will be dumb, just like that.
The only reason to put everything in a single file is to decrease filesize.

What do you mean by similar? If multiples parts of your code does the same thing you are supposed to put them into only one place. That way will be easier to solve bugs since theres is only one place to rewrite.
I mean iff you have like a function to search some text in some place you are supposed to put searchTextInSomePlace(args) in only one file where all others can use, instead of rewriting the same function multiple times.

>>201392096
I'd put the hair growing sugar on my head

>>201392089
Tesla was far too advanced for us to comprehend, it makes sense. Also Serbs in general are other worldly just look at Djokovic and Jokic. They most likely are aliens.

>>201392131
you are a mentally ill freak and this 'katy' you keep describing is honestly one of the shittest gimmicks. So few girls here are called 'katy'

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>>201392141
Ackshually someone in /g/ just informed me about JavaScript modules which is the exact type of data organization I needed to know about. Scranning some JavaScript modules info now

Might grow one of those beards all those suave gents have

>>201392145
imagine what he could do with the depth of knowledge and tech we have now

>>201392052
well yeah not everyone has the same level of opportunities when they're teenagers
most people will never be in a position to be super rich or successful
that's life
it's only your parents fault in the sense that they grew up in the same system you did

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>>201392175
He described it as a build step...am I just naturally akin to this sort of thing lads?
Not many people do drugs and just start winning

>>201392089
That's nothing. CIA have many more weirder stuff.

ampersandi in one again

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>>201392213
We have technology now lad. We are on the cusp of using AI and 3D printers to make everything. We're so close. Just got to weather storm innit.
Never wish it twice, Billy

wordle in three

>>201392241
AI was supposed to help us do menial toil so we had more time to do creative things like making art and music
instead the capitalists got involved and now AI makes music and art while we still have to do all the menial tasks for pitiful wages

Parents are millionaires and I will only inherit their assets and not be able to afford keeping them because my earnings ceiling isn't anywhere near as high as my dad's lmao
Will live a mortgage free life at least

Regreting the coffee sipping.

How long do you grow your beard out before you trim your beard or do you rock the designer stubble?

>>201392278
we truly live in a society

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>>201391617
>Ryan Prosser

>>201392305
i trim mine every day

>>201392305
Until I feel like "runf, ok, let's shave this shit".

connections in one again (no mistakes)

>>201392305
I'm a straight British male in my late 20s
I do not "rock" anything

Rorkeb ROCKS the designer stubble

>>201391700
It really annoys me when Anglos say "Porto Rico" instead of "Puerto Rico"

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>>201392278
Are you not a capitalist?
AI is being using in many different ways right now, for example, scientists are teaching it to mix chemicals...now imagine if you got your hands on one of those machines and that chemical mixing data...and you started making roids...just as an example

>>201392361
>Are you not a capitalist?
no lmao

Moving to Rich Port

Been a big summer for headlines that go "Father of 3 jailed for 5 years for blobbing tongue out at policeman" & then 3 paragraphs down its mentioned that he did this while setting fire to a corner shop with a family inside, and was on parole after convictions for GBH & noncing

>>201392358
Does it really or are you just being performatively snobbish and "cultured"
Don't answer that, I know already

not drinking again me

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>>201392366
NGMI

>>201392401
shall be quaffing a beer in circa four hours
then some wine
then some more beer

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Well, rorke?

>>201392389
They gotta pay the bills. Respect the struggle.

>>201392411
me somewhere between 18% and 29%

>>201392411
>the rorke

Monty Dom sex arse should be arriving today

>>201392394
No, it does annoy me

But knowing that my stance makes morons like you seethe relieves my annoyance to a large degree

>>201392438
gonna put it on the shelf next to the titchmarsh sex arse?

>>201392389
Yeah not really, take it back to r/greenandpleasant

don't think i've ever had cause to say puerto rico in my life

rice and egg for 'kfast

>>201392452
I've got your number, sunshine

>>201392471
CARBEDRAW

Why does everyone feel like the ultimate goal in life is to buy a house? Why are we so obsessed with this? Why is life awful and a failure if you don't buy a house?

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the absolute state of starmer's labour
i hate centrists so much

Was on holiday in a nice part of Mallorca last week and there were loads, and I mean loads, of Americans there
wtf lmao
get em down magaluf

>>201392471
Rice has high levels of arsenic. DON’T DO IT

>>201392471
Good combo that
I've started adding grilled sardines to mine

>Fr*nce has arrested the owner of telegram

Why are yuropoor countries so dead set on the suppression of free speech?

>>201392438
I need to replace my Rick Stein sex arse, it's starting to smell

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>>201392471

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>>201392485
You can customize it to have a library gym office comp room with a pool and stationary bike
Pretty cool

>>201392502
cor yes I do that as well sometimes, so good

they need to stop making all this ultra-processed goyslop so hyper-palatable, the government must intervene

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me and the gf

>>201392411
Somewhere between 24 and 34 me
Spent my youth as a stickman but COVID lockdowns and my 40s have literally kicked me in the guts

>>201392488
What are "working people"
Isn't that the vast majority adults
Any most adults not working are reliant on a spouse or an offspring who works so they're hardly separate from aby issues "working people" have
Bizarre language

Mental how you guys eat like 1k calories for the fixlown't. Here we just eat a bread and drink a pingado.

off for a walk with my dad in 5 mins
think we'll walk round the park in town then up the road and walk round the other park that's on the edge of town

>>201392525
Damn the mobile version of 4chan changes the image to have like a 2px margin bro. Why.
Wtf is with the filename too?
Shit's cringe.

>>201392524
mad how much of my diet is processed sloppa now, I never used to eat like this

>>201392504
only thing I've ever used telegram for is to purchase and renew my dodgy stick subscription
let's be honest, it is a platform most people only use for illicit purposes

>>201392525
That’s the Welsh hiking lass. She’s MINE.

>>201392525
Love the "cuck's pov" perspective
In fact I might go for a tug now

whiskey sour down the hatch

Bread is the quintessential ultraprocessed food

>>201392549
Same, feel like the last 12 months I've gone proper fuck it mode and started eating so poorly

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>>201392554

>>201392544
Keep us posted.

>>201392533
it's just liberal speak for "we will do everything possible to ensure the status quo is never broken"
you will be miserable
things will never get better
your wages will continue to stagnate
the wealthy will continue to hoard wealth

>>201392554
Insidious photographers on the ropes

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>>201392546
>>201392552
>>201392554
shes not welsh thoughever

>>201392577
might take a few pictures
especially if i see a good dog

ah fuck it, I'm off for a run, it's such a nice morning

iaaptrc

>>201392485

Think I'm just going to build a log house on my parents land and just not tell the government. House prices and rent are insane and designed to keep you a slave until you die

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this is my world today

>>201392588
Horses are cool but showing off with them is mean.
I had a dream I had a horse and it was pretty unreal.

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>my parents land

My brekkie:
Pre run
>Half a banana
>Cup of tea
>540ml water
Post run
>Half a banana
>Protein shake w/ milk
>30g dried pineapple

>>201392617
>showing off with them is mean
not really
slapping them about is mean
taking photos of them while you stroke them isn't
they don't care

>>201392606
yeah good luck wth that mate
only takes one busybody informing the local authority and it's getting knocked down

>>201392615
stop spamming

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>>201392617
horses are based and love humans

>>201392625
grim, I'll stick to sausages thanks

>>201392630
Nah you shouldn't show them off like that. It's a special experience that many of us don't get to enjoy. Imagine having a horse companion.
She's being cruel reminding us that we can't

>>201392647
That's for lunch

>>201392648
no i don't think she is
i imagine lots of people who don't have access to horses enjoy seeing her horse content

wanking to peter tatchell

>>201392660
They haven't had the horse dreams where the horse is yours and gives you meaning
They don't understand

Is saying "fixlown't" any fun?
Rate from 0 to 10, with 10 being the funnyiest shit you ever read.

>>201392632

It's well cut off and hidden by trees. We live in the middle of no where

Leftpoly struggling to find a publisher for his book, 'Paedophiles, & The Children Who Love Them'

>>201392694
you constantly spam ai slop with either gibberish text or 'this is my world today'
low quality poster

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kVBrizHiW8

Really really like this song

I'm gonna put on an iron shirt

got to get to the big shop

>>201392115
They didn't encourage me to do anything, it was "go to university or stack shelves".

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Stepped on a nailerino

Mental how there are billions of living beings having sex in our bodies and they will never understand our life.

>>201392689

Also if our government can convert building without planning to house migrants then I'm doing whatever the fuck I want on my property.

studied history at university so my life is pointless

>>201392744
get your tinnitus shot asap

nearly broke my vintage French ashtray just then

You fellas prefer women with hair down there or shaven?

>>201392759
Studied PPE and make 70k, could have been worse

>>201392759
why didnt you study future? :P

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Minecraft may be the best game ever made, but it inevitably loses its allure once there’s nothing left to conquer or unearth. You begin to resent even the torches that have banished the darkness you once sought to escape, learning the only lesson this game can accidentally teach

Endless ignorance—what we poetically rebrand as “mystery”—is the very basis of life. We exist precisely because we are blissfully retarded. Strip it away and soon after you’ll find yourself willingly “quitting” the game with a rope in hand

Mojang successfully replicated physical space with an endlessly expansive, procedurally generated world that is entirely modifiable. Absolute dominance over space. However, no game to date has truly captured the essence of vertical progression that life inherently offers

Leveling systems, achievements and similar mechanics we see nowadays are mere approximations—preliminary sketches, akin to the invisible walls in the seas of Los Santos, which themselves were just rudimentary outlines of what an open world could aspire to be

So, this new "game" would sustain a sense of lifelike mystery through t chaotic orchestration of its internal dynamics, crafting unpredictable paths 4 each player. Its system of progression would be both simple n broad, weaving an illusion of infinity akin to Minecraft's terrain

it will be a world within a world—an endlessly intriguing little-big Blockula, spontaneously renewing itself every moment like the world does, but without the constraining shadow of death and fear—truly free. With its own rules: In the world but not of the world

>>201392798
HAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

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>>201392764
It's not rustoid, I already got one less than 10 years ago anyway
Can't risk them slipping me the COVID vaxx now can I?

>>201392787
Hair for sure. Adds to the scent. The oils from the hair

>>201392792
FOT

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>>201392810
Felt this way about Morrowind recently...perhaps I'll make a better game...perhaps I'll somehow learn how to program good...with this dumb brain

>>201392810
saw that on X also

>>201392738
Sorry, but you lack the ability to develop your own interest or have foresight of what you want in life and you are blaming others for this
Did my parents sit down with me and suggest becoming a doctor? a scientist? an engineer? did they fuck. Only people doing that are strict indian and african parents. Rest of us just find our own way and then our parents get behind it.
Honestly mate, in the nicest possible way, get a clue.

>>201392787

Had both. Not bothered. Every holes a goal

had a dream last night where i went to the cinema with a tranny then we started kissing half way through

Rachel Reeves's physiognomy is disgusting.

>>201392860
pornsick mind

Isn't tinnitus the EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE sound tho

Wish I had some valium or xanax
Have some pregablin though might have one of those

>>201392874
we didn't do any sex, just kissing
wasnt even an especially attractive tranny, in fact im pretty sure it was contrapoints

>>201392847
done that little freak in his smelly bedroom

>>201392869
You know why that is, don't you

slept about 10 hours last night. feeling amazing

>>201392881
Yes. My dad has it.

>>201392820

Tetanus doesn't come from rust. Just from bacteria in soil and being dirty in general.

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Out for a walk
Fresh out

>tinnitus
I don't get the tinnitus
They tried to make me a SHOOOOOTER with Voice of God weapons but I turned out to be a dud.
https://youtu.be/WZxm1MoByNY?si=c_-AtK2Qa_EbKldW

had a dream that I had sex with a dead body once
she was really fit as well

>>201392847
>Did my parents sit down with me and suggest becoming a doctor? a scientist? an engineer? did they fuck
What did you become

Goondem feeling up katy’s batty as shes making pancakes

>>201392909
i only sleep like 6-7 hours on average

>>201392847
>Rest of us just find our own way
Absolute rubbish.

>>201392909
corr tell me about it lad
I only usually get six and a bit in the week but Friday night into sat I was out cold for nine hours straight, absolutely amazing it was

>>201392918
Back then I cut my foot on some railroad tracks and got paraNOID.
Now it's because the wigger contractors didn't clean up his mess and got fired by the state and banned from receiving work from grants

>>201392921
I know where that is

>>201392913
I have it. Mine doesn't bothers me.

>>201392929
i don't think she's gonna be very fit if she's dead

wish we had a better selection of cigarettes in this country
average offie just has the usual shite

>>201392934
A paedophile

>>201392966
>doesn't talk
Fit.

>wake up
>gorgeous, clear blue sky with absolutely no clouds whatsoever
>"oh excellent, maybe i'll go to the beach, or sit in a beer garden, or walk through the countryside, or-"
>massive column of clouds rolls over at 10-11am

piss the fuck offffffffffffffff

Mmhmm the cronem are squeezing emma’s tight body

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>>201392989

>>201392989
this has never happened

>>201392994
while you post on 4chan

>>201392997
it's not that funny, single bradley poster

>>201392989
That's your golden opportunity lad
Every other cunt will be put off, but if you go out and it blows over you'll have a lovely peaceful day

1. Wash your penis;
2. Touch grass;
3. Lift weights;
4. Get a clue;

Genuinely wondering why boomers often use such poor grammar and sentence structure in text / online spaces despite supposedly receiving a proper education in English like everyone else

Mental how Glenn killed his cousin when I figured out what was going on and the AI voices got decimated immediately.
Nigga stopped drinking.
Nevah stop drinking mayne

>>201393020
being outside is considerably less enjoyable when it's cloudy, though. everything looks dull and depressing
i love sunshine

>>201392946
id be dead on that. i need 8 minimum.

>>201392952
the best way to describe it is that i feel like a normie. happy and energetic

hanging like a fruit bat
(referring to the fact i am hungover but also got a bit gay during steamingtoil last night)

coffee and a bacon bap!
coffee and a bacon bap!

>>201393021
Why should I wash my penis

>>201393046
>also got a bit gay during steamingtoil last night
what happened lad

>>201393025
utterly baffles me how people reach middle age without learning how to properly use apostrophes, or the correct "there, their, they're" etc

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>>201392956
Come for a walk with us we're talking about Elon musk

Might go to church later today. Feel like I'm a right cunt and want to be a bit nicer.

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>>201393025
Led poisoning and their contemporaries having a hayday with voice to skull.
So many Californian boomers thinking they hear God and killing people and themselves. Fucking hell.
Now it's old and tired. We know what's going on, millennicucks are too lazy to fuck with people all the time like bored old boomers
Things change

>>201393034
>id be dead on that. i need 8 minimum.
i can't tell if i'm just so chronically sleep deprived that i've forgotten how it feels to be well rested, or if i really do just not need as much sleep

>>201393057
Not sure.

You know it's going to be a slutty burger when the fella making it is overweight but has strength, tattoos, facial hair, and wears black latex gloves while making it

anyone want to meet up at the Oasis gig?

walk in the park and a cigarette!
walk in the park and a cigarette!

>>201393062
just the usual
sent photos of my knobule to some older gay fellas and wanked with them to twink porn

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>>201393079
Lead which led to poisoning

>>201393084
some people dont. but maybe try sleeping longer if you can and see how it feels

>>201393106
i can't. my body gets me up at a certain time then basically just demands i stay awake
this morning i was up at 6AM and there was no way i'd be able to get back off to sleep after that

>>201393100
are you actually gay or does it just come out when you get drunk?

>>201393091
Yes - but only if I get to sit on your shoulders. I'm only 5'4 and there's little point in me going if I can't see. Be warned - I rarely wipe.

>>201393117
ktim
once I am up I am up, envy people who can just roll over and go back to sleep so easily

Send English people home
Send brown people home
Send continentals home

>>201393124
>5'4
not you're not lol

>>201393124
Please use this —

Do you ever piss into your foreskin balloon before you go into the toilet just so the pressure is relieved a little bit early?

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>>201393100

>>201393120
never done a physical gay thing in my life
just get a bit funny when steaming and the validation is nice

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So crazy how I'm one of the few who know about mind control technology
Feel like a proper Orwell me
Corrwell, if you will

Might have a cheeky morning negroni lol x

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>>201393100
>sent photos of my knobule to some older gay fellas and wanked with them to twink porn

>>201393132
without fail i wake up in the middle of the night between 3-5ish. after that, i have only a 2/3 chance of being able to get back to sleep.
when i wake up the second time i'm simply not getting back to sleep again and that's that

>>201393144
dont have a foreskin me

>>201393171
mental that

>foreskin balloon
What's that?

>>201393150
fucking screaming because i only saw bradley's face in this post then i saw what he was reacting to

grown men under 5'7 don't exist, it's physiologically impossible for a man to be that short.

The arse becomes self-cleaning if you leave it unwiped for 6 months

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>>201393183
Gayness is funny
I don't understand how so many people rage and fume over them constantly

Remember when Yanks used to promote "based eastern europe".

>>201393180
You hold your foreskin closed with your fingers to keep the pee in while you wait to use to the toilet.

>>201393151
you need a gf pronto

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7__8EI27pas

I love this song. Hard to believe this was an african country

>>201393190
What about leftypol

>>201393210
ew
You british people are weird.

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>>201393190
This guy's biceps don't even look that weird tho

>>201393190
The lanket once again lashes out unprovoked

a good mate is circumcised
never asked him why and would be a bit weird to ask now
it’s not religious so must have been some cheeky phimo

>>201393209
No we always have visited Croatia and saw how weird they are.
Almost like the Indians of Europe
Proper creeped out, me.

mental how rorke hates the media, how would he learn of all the scandalous news that he rages about if it weren't for the media? what would be his purpose in life?

>i'm only gay when i'm drunk

nah mate alcohol doesn't change your latent desires it just makes you more likely to act on them
if you do gay shit when youre drunk then your gay generally simple as

>>201393266
Examples? Any good stories?

>>201393209
It's because fascism is eastern Europe is a tool of US foreign policy

>>201393261
the curse of phimo affected many a man

got the sausages on

>>201393272
gay sexpert over here

>>201393243
not even i'm a 5'10 subhuman dwarf who's so short i barely feel human

The Molotov Ribbentrop pact was based.

>>201393287
>>201393287
>>201393287
new

>>201393261
circumcision and head coverings should be banned to make muzzies seethe

>>201393276
A bullheaded Croatian waiter shouted away a gay poof lad and his hot sister when I was steaming and playing psytrance and he told me the best music is made by white guys playing black music
And I cringed.

>>201393292
sorry to hear that you feel so self-conscious

>>201393291
no just a professional alcohol drinker

I hate that fucking grifter Hormozi. I keep seeing his shit podcast talks everywhere, fills me with seethe with the bullshit that he puts out. Most modern day self help gurus are just cancer.

>>201393313
and poof

Had two bananas on my break at toil de la dods

>>201393322
no

>>201393227
https://files.catbox.moe/wugbqm.mp4

>>201392411
probs about 23% or so

scremgaging

Yep, not clicking that.

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>>201393306
*Bulbheaded
Also all the girls were weirdly into me. I got some McDonald's coffee and the girl was telling me she loved me, despite being a virgin

>>201393306
>he told me the best music is made by white guys playing black music
had a good kek, this is so Eastern European it hurts

>>201393296
yeah but churchill was a mega nigger who preferred kike paychecks over joining his aryan brothers

hstikkytokky makes me seethe desu
no one that dumb, reckless and mean spirited should be allowed to be so handsome and living such a luxurious carefree life
hope he dies

>>201393350
it’s jay from in between telling you to fuck if you don’t like it

>>201393371
never once heard of this individual

*starts fucking*

>>201393399
looks like some zoomer slop streamer

>>201393353
He was a such a cunt. Nearly shagged the Spanish Poof's sister.
Later I played some psytrance against the walls of split when I was lost and an Aussie Chad with some girls said I was based.
Too faded to talk to them I was just looking for a place to piss(impossible to find in Europe, they don't exist)
https://youtu.be/ilWeV9isl5o?si=Tjyd8ROLX9w-WySJ

>>201393427
>>201393427
>>201393427

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wake up you sheep

revving up the uranium enrichment device x

got a massive piss balloon ready to be released into a brazilian's gob