Windows 95 edition
animevtubers
beppy
arbeit macht frei lads
milking my pet runt
>>201394987magnesium, zinc and vitamin d3
getting the dmc5 platium'd
be right back forum got to go to the shop
dad's managed to get a virus or something on his phonekeeps restarting itself and getting stuck in a boot loop with the occasional blue screen of chinese textwhy do people turn into idiots when they turn 60
>blue tick virginBit of a virginous insult ennit
just heard that daft punk called it quits
>>201395232>>201395188complete opposite for meno idea how people exercise after toilI get home and all I want to do is relax and enjoy my evening, far prefer getting up early and doing it before workdifferent strokes eh
>>201395236beppy
It's Shropshire the last wogified county in England? Even Cornwall is down to 96% white these days
>>201395249not really
>>201395171I take psyllium husk because I need the fibre and cordyceps helps with sleep and exercise.
Just eat liver 2x a weekMost supplements can't be digested properly anyway
having a listen
generous blob of alberto balsam blue gel in the hair and im ready to go boys
dietary vitamin supplements are shown largely to be ineffective at reducing pathology of deficiency and pretty much only increase serum levels, can't imagine being such a retard still taking them
>>201395249mate he did you and you're seething
Check out Charli's new single "Hello Goodbye" if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1TEtWWsylI
copilot just gave me a button to press to ask what its favorite daft punk track is, and it gave me an answer when i pressed it :O
>accidentally doxed my full name, workplace, credit card information on a white nationalist honey pot websitewelp.
>>201395180I want to know exactly where this photo was taken and who the man on the left is
>>201395278Aww fuck up
>>201395262>get to the gym feeling groggy and sleepy>lifts are shit because of this>begin your day at work tired because of the gym>have to get up early so need to go to bed earlyIt's just shit.
>>201395295gay nigga music
>>201395273i eat fuck all fibre so would psyllium help me?
>>201395293Hello again mate
Gay Porn
>>201395180https://youtu.be/QnHTS8baPmM
>>201395316charli has hundreds of straight male fans
>>201395317Yeah but you should start eating foods that contain fibre as well.
>>201395278vitamin c supplements cure gum disease and acne
reading the new testament. almost through matthew
>>201395317Eat more fibre from vegetables you retard, don't rely on supplements
>>201395314>>201395262only works if your sleeping pattern is correct.that means going to bed at 10pm latest and being up at 6am.
>>201395354made up bollocks
>>201395314Fix your sleep routine.Drink 500ml water with 1/4 tsp of salt when you wake up.Do some cardio and get your HR up before starting.
>>201395180>you will never be this happy for software
>>201395314guess I'm just a morning person because I always have more energy for it then
>>201395295she get a facelift or something? she's looking a bit down syndrome esque
>>201395377she's just british
>>201395341>>201395361alright mum
I feel like ending it tonight
What a fucking VIRGIN!A cast-iron virgin.An iron-clad virgin.
There's nothing straighter than sucking off a big hairy smelly bloke
sent that freak flying
2011https://youtu.be/sdbyG2MrBHk
>>201395409how so?
>>201395314>>begin your day at work tired because of the gymIf a gym session tires you out, you have much bigger problems
Got fucked by the black bf and now we're off to Notting Hill carnival
>tfw enjoy lifting>can go at 7am if i want>can go at 9 pm if i want
I just can’t comprehend thisI associate the England of my youth with kindly old war veterans and blue rinsed ladies poking their nose into your affairs and speaking to your parents if you were misbehaving.What kind of person does this to a man with a pushchair? That poor baby. This would have been in the newspapers for weeks. Not even a mention:https://x.com/stillgray/status/1827549956275679556
>>201395424if it doesnt youre not lifting hard enough
>>201395363>that means going to bed at 10pm latest and being up at 6am.8 hours is a meme, 7 is plenty
if you currently have fewer than 3 children then you're an active participant in the white fertility death spiral
>>201395366Yeah to be fair I would probably get used to it in time but I still wasn't a fan>>201395424You what
>>201395411tbf I look at these lads drinking 10 beers at 6am on a train and think what are you doing but it's not really my business
>>201395411I like Mikey. Hate other road users. Simple as. Always the cretins who are distracted whilst driving who lash out at him.
>>201395364hs?
Honestly happy to see Britain go down the drain since my personal life is shite. Everyone must suffer.
licking blood from my claws
Brother punched me in the back of the head celebrating at the football yesterdayHonestly think I have a concussion
>>201395445what's the build up to that?
>>201395444cursed image and trips
>>201395447Not your muscles, retard, he clearly means general fatigue
(8) when i go to the club i wanna hear those club classics (8)
>>201395460made up by some blokes
>>201395455What ladsOnly ever see the occasional boomer drinking a can of beer after work on the train me
>201395424b8
>>201395445it's fucking disgusting and the people who made it happen need to be [redacted]
>>201395470>>201329838
>>201395490yea cns fatigue. no need for the incivility mate
>“We came here from Brazil in the hope of making money but we make nothing. We are living in shantytowns, the conditions are terrible.">The harsh living conditions, long hours and low pay lead to mental health problems in the encampment. “I was depressed for a year. It was horrible,” says Campos. “I wouldn’t wish it on anyone. If you work, work, work and have no life… that’s where depression comes from.”
>>201395482Go to a and e now you can die from back of the head punches
>>201395498ah one of those mongs are you
>>201395454What is your sleep routine
£72k in the bank and still dont have a gf
>>201395510it's becoming a 'thing' to load an entire train table with beers on the way to a football match at an ungodly hour and tweet out a picture of itnow that it has become a 'thing' people are upping the ante and the pictures people are posing on their way to the games are becoming more contrived and sillyI think mikey has a point, it's really stupid. Enjoy a drink on the way to a game, sure, but it's becoming this stupid online one-upmanship.
>>201395561Get down to Bristol >>201395539
>>201395545what ar eyour referring to?
>>201395483I don’t think anything justifies slashing a man’s neck and laughing at him as he bleeds out over his infant child, do you?
>>201395539I looked into why they're always Brazilians, it's something to do with the Visa which limits them to how many hours they can work. The solution is to fuck off because we don't want them.
got the girlypop on x
>>201395561set £10k aside and spend it on:>Personal Trainer (to hold you accountable)>Nutrition Plan>Career Advancement (courses, etc.)>Buying property>Fashion then gf will come
la noirenow that was a game
>>201395416mad that this was number one
got the ringo deathstarr on x
>>201395594>to hold you accountableYou should be able to hold yourself accountable
F.U.C.K.I.N.G. S.C.R.E.A.M.I.N.G.https://x.com/bgatesisapyscho/status/1827433782812524747
>>201395539why is anyone supposed to feel bad that their gamble didnt pay off? everyone is trying to have their bit as this week's victim. fuck off home then
>>201395594unfortunately i'm ugly as sin and my cock is as small as a BIC lighter
>>201395539Does no one tell these cunts how expensive it is and how shit the wages are here Completely pointless working dead end jobs in this shithole island
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHLlZDTC0s4
just realised indiana jones is a bit of a dick for going around the world stealing sacred artefacts from people
>>201395594some cracking properties going for 10k tbf
>>201395623>my cock is as small as a BIC lighterThat's genuinely impressive if true
and now we go to rorke
>>201395594>>Buying propertyThats going to cost a lot more than 10k
here she goes again ~ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWw3dS2cyLc
learning how to cast magic spells
>>201395451No it isn't.I feel awful on 7 hours sleep.
>>201395539>I wouldn’t wish it on anyone. If you work, work, work and have no life… that’s where depression comes from.”How can this be true when I don't work at all and still have depression?
>>201395561Ignore that other retard. You're probably ugly. Spend half of that dosh on plastic surgery.
>>201395549Prefer not to say
Feel great on 6 hours of sleep meJust have high T I guess
>>201395681yeah i am tbf the kind of ugly even plastic surgery can't fix
>>201395594>>Career Advancement (courses, etc.)Like what?
>>201395663owomeow
wonder how many ukranian refugees have been blackedraw for the first time since coming to the uk
>>201395663The Magic Instructor, Terrova, instructs players in the Magic skill, the spellbook interface and its filter menu, and the casting of spells. He will hand the player five air runes and five mind runes, which must be used to cast the offensive spell Wind Strike on one of the nearby chickens.
>>201395709^ _ ^
>>201395717many stretched Ukrainian meats ...
wonder if 201395717is ever going to change his smoke detector batteries
wishing I could go back in time and stay on tutorial island irl foreverhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNW9TAwImBY
I work 40 hours per week and lift weights four days a week, plus occasionally going running.8 hours is the bare minimum I need to feel rested and not yawn. Realistically if I want to exercise properly, I need 8.5 to 9 hours. It sucks.
>>201395703Only joking. Bet you aren't ugly. If you think you are then maybe browse looksmax.org a bit then but only spend a year on that website tops.
>>201395707Get a job on the railways lad. I’ve helped mongs who can’t read and write fill in forms for £60k jobs. Go to school they said, pass your exams they said, and here I am, earning half what the thick kids earn.
once found a porn video of a white women with a BBC and there was a beeping smoke alarm in the background and it right put me off
it's sundaypost dogs!
my bwp penis is so beautiful
>>201395539>i want to make money>im depressed i have no life and work all the timethese cunts really think they'll just waltz into the country and become a millionaire overnight through some vague 'entrepreneurship'
>>201395632It’s ok, they probably stole them from someone else.
>>201395782YJK
>>201395759simply become a six hour chad and get 14 hours of your life back a week
Go to school they said, pass your exams they said HAHAHA and here I am, a hard working plasterer, earning triple what the smart kids earn and shagging fit indian milves on the side.
(8) i think the apple's rotten right to the core (8)
going to do a smelly shite out of my arse now
medallion's humming... hmmm....
>>201395817Nah I can't, I get headaches with such little sleep
Such is life in modern Germany
on the moonshiners they say that they use copper pipes/and a still to actually do something with the vapors/liquid
Didn't go to sleep at all. Spent the night watching conspiracy iceberg videos.
might see hannah diamond in cardiffanyone wanna come x
>>201395853learn anything interesting
>>201395849how has this retard gone through life without understanding how queues work?
>>201395849yeah the Germans havent been anal about train schedules and organization since recently
Mad how there's been vlog tours of the poorest towns in West Virginia and they still look better than rich areas of the third world.
the most harmful aspect of pornography is that it leads to men across all professions (office workers, tradesmen) to believe that women want to engage in their sexual fantasies. this leads to men losing their jobs / pensions forever.see Jermaine Jenas for example
>>201395875how katy meat look post-cronem ownership
>>201395782Family members have those dogs and they're shit, have no personality and just spend the day sleeping.
>>201395209
how sodha is still employed by the guardian i have no ideathese old school feminists who hate women seem so at odds with progressive politics
my piss looks like moonshine mash if i mix it with toilet paper... like on NileRed id get some ideas but i need to learn more before i try this at home (im very responsible)
>>201395891listen mate, I'm a plaster and between you and me, it's not at fantasy.
>>201395918
>>201395849*barking dogs*ACHTUNG! HALT! PAPIERE!
>>201395891men were famously always super respectful of women before the invention of porn
>>201395875Why do people love undercooked, anaemic bacon? I always have to ask for mine to be crispy.
yer ma wants to speak to the manager about the cameras at the self-scan
>>201395922You shouldn’t drink piss
a cu grd piii fiveo ixes len el t
>>201395875indescribably grimincluding the croissant is particularly cretinous
>>201395849YOU VILL FOLLOW ZE RULEZ
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cm23zye08j4o>average American womangrim grim grim grim grim
Would you say you look better with or without a beard?
>>201395996Looks like a boss in an RPG
>>201395891disagreefor men it's that it arrests normal socio-sexual development, stunting motivation and social skills, and causing addiction and the development of paraphilias for women it objectifies them as sex objects
>>201395996>>201396016phwoar dont think my 6 incher can handle a woman like that
>>201395999can't grow one but no doubt would look much better since i can't get much uglier
banter country
>>201395999I unfortunately have a round face, and if I grow my beard out it appears rounder for some reason. I got with short stubble, 1mm.
>>201396025i prefer whatever has smaller queues
>>201395999Without, beards are a homeless look and society values neoteny. That's why adult men dress like children. I keep stubble always, it's a much cleaner look, shows my thin face and define jawline, and also is enough hair to signal masculine features.
got a right beer belly all of a suddenit is mental how being fat can just creep up on you once you've hit 30look borderline pregnant if I don't suck it in
>>201395996Clicked into that a few mins ago and it’s just… drivel. Like the whole article is complete and utter drivel. Obviously many a news article is crap but that’s one in particular ruled me up this morning. It’s just brain rot nothingness.
Got the BoB on
>>201395889no nigga they dont
>>201396061*jiggles your belly*
hankerin' for a hobbit hole breakfast
Currently pooing ladsArse is on fire
>>201396061>it is mental how being fat can just creep up on you once you stop looking after yourself I'm 31 and in the best shape of my life, stop eating shit, drinking too much and exercise.
>>201395999withoutunfortunately I only realised this after spending most of my 20s as a beardy gimp
>>201396062Yeah, the quality is shit. I always feel like but I feel compelled to read the news anyway.>>201396016Absolutely.https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/Kraken#Kraken
>beards are a homeless look and society values neoteny. >That's why adult men dress like children. I keep stubble always, it's a much cleaner look, shows my thin face and define jawline, and also is enough hair to signal masculine features.
my invention
Feel like more of a bum with stubble than with a full beard
>>201396085Hash browns look like this here
still can't grow a beard at all at 28
>>201396114Not really a Will post.
Clean shaven. Always.
Cheers
>>201396085Americans lmaoooo what are you guys like
>>201396094the point I was making was what I used to do to refrain from such things befalling me no longer worksso yes, I need to reduce my slop and booze intake because the amount of exercise that used to keep the gut at bay is no longer enough on its own
>>201396170more interesting than brits that's for sure
almost forgot to catch up on some KingKobra
>>201396135I was like this. Just a moustache and some chin hairs. Then I hit 30 and suddenly I was growing hair all over and up to my eye sockets.Would prefer to go back so I don’t have to shave as much
>>201396154ah it's the lad that lives in an old people's home
just spent 4 and a half hours at guardians of the rift
>>201396174Fair enough, sort that slop out mate
>>201395855FUCK YEsbut cba to go to cardiff
>>201396185>>201396154
>>201396174>so yes, I need to reduce my slop and booze intake because the amount of exercise that used to keep the gut at bay is no longer enough on its owndoesn't make sense, you probably just move less and consume more. nothing about being older makes you automatically less visually healthy, just your actions.
>>201396200>up to my eye socketsalri wolfman
>>201396154thought these were just an Easter item
https://youtu.be/tO4-du8DG3c
poo i just did smelled like rotting meat
>>201396209ktim
Might go and post on /brit/ in my roomanyone wanna come x
>>201396242that's what big christianity wants you to think
I accidentally made a second new that was safely sinking to the bottom of the catalogue and some yank mong just decided to bump it
>>201396252https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1724548319948422.webm
>>201396257you mean your smelly childhood bedroom with your five iphones lined up on the floor
Roast potatoes with beef gravy at Huddersfield Town£3.50
bake a stick of butter in your oven pan that way it smokes the pizzas. you can also dip the cooked pizza in this oil
Remember getting the easter ring from the 2006 easter event. Good times.
>>201396312yummers
I think I can hear cats fighting outsidenot a very pleasant noise
>>201396340might be shagging
>>201396312mmm potate
>>201396312would prefer chips for dipperoo action but would still scranage
Childhood friend had a bed a bit like this, though not as nice and it was great fun when we were young. You could pull the desk out and there was space inside to hide in like a little den.
Poo is brown
Just going to visit Diango at his store in Draynor Village, anyone want anything?
>>201396356you stick the wooden fork into potato then dip
>Remember getting the easter ring from the 2006 easter event. Good times.
>>201396312that's pretty good for tree fiddy
>>201396321alri clogged artery man
>>201396373did you ever wank in the den with him?
>>201396312cor that looks great
>>201396403...yh
>>201396401ktim after unlocking the gnome glider
>Just going to visit Diango at his store in Draynor Village, anyone want anything?
egg
white people see an unseasoned potato and be like cor that looks great
Time to throw out my cheap, juvenile trainers made in China! Time to spend a little more money on some nice shoes or boots made in the UK that’ll last longer and look better. Time to get smarter. Need to get a move on.
>>201396464ktim ktim ktim
>>201396405Nah but he did come out as gay in his 20s
black people see a forest and think cor cant wait to eat dirt in 100 years when we fuck this up. cor love dirt
>>201395849>OH this situation makes me able impact another personIf you get in a conversation about your issues with the issueserviceline they will hurt
tight meats are out
(8) last night you said that you loved mewas it all the drugs in your blood stream (8)
Does anyone here remember the EyeToy for PS2?
>>201396464get the barbour on, get the loakes polished, gain a clue
one last fuck you from summerstein
black people pick up handfuls of dirt and shovel it in their mouthes saying cor cant wait for the next handouts we can get as an entire country needing help on a country level scale from other countries, to stop me eating dirt
Eating white dog poos
well said momentumshambles this lot
>>201396515yh, there was one game where you cleaned suds off windows with your hand that we just played over and over
boards.4chan.org##div.post:has(> div.postInfo > span.nameBlock > span.flag:is(.flag-be, .flag-nl)) > :is(div.file, blockquote.postMessage)
but at the same time, those peppo dont season they food
>>201396542>2.3 billion trilliondid we colonise that diamond planet or something
>>201396532don't exist any more
>>201396231So you're saying...there's hope?
>>201396558lol same ladgood times
i reckon, if you filled an entire country up with kingcobraJFC duplicates, then it wouldnt need food aid as a country
>>201396515yhhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMbhCjg9SBg
anime
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SqHtWudI24remember this?
remember that time the left annexed a part of the US (where the US didnt fight back just cuz), and they tried out farming, and those videos surfaced of a bunch of leftists and one wizard guy trying to farm? that was a funny video
Kim Caterwaul
>>201396519Going for some Crockett & Jones, my good man
bedsheets about to go flying outside, windberg needs to calm the fuck down
>>201395817That clearly says that you are an 8 hour plus mong
by the way my piss that i mixed with squash (vitamin C and D fortified) and put bones in, and watered down to give it like a week of showering all equally, didnt end up as a garden, but the liquid (which is probably high in calcium among other things!) is extremely good for making nettles grow
>>201396698good man
>>201395841>>201395671Not our problem you're genetically inferior
>>201396656yes, it also quickly became clear that the black guys with guns were allowed to tell people to do what they want and it became a de-facto afro-totalitarian police state basically leftypol's wet dream
Thinking about when I was about 13 and had a sleepover with a couple of mates and we thought it would be dead funny if we all got naked and just wangled our cocks about in each others faces and stuff.Monumentally gay in hindsight. Luckily no bumming or touching took place or I reckon I'd be done for
>>201396672Too much of a poorfag for C&J unfortunately, find loakes quite clunky but it’s my only option.
>>201396694six hours sleep plus two hours of reading and youtube videos
>>201396698Have you told Glaxo Smith Kline about this?
honestly think one of my laziest traits is hating having to get dry with a towel after a showerjust feels like such a faff doesnt it
>>201396634yes I rewatch Jam about once a year
so if i could choose one thing to use in me growing my nettles, i would choose bones. vitamin D might be good for it too, but the plant can make those if it gets sunlight. i already have a compact design for a nettle farm that id like to try out but i will never be able to go outside and find bones
>>201396749I’m gonna use my credit card and split the payment over two months so it doesn’t hurt as bad
>>201396768fuck off mousenonce you evil ghoul
>>201396764faffin' poofin' nonce confectionary I'll have you
HOOOOOOOOO, THERE HE IS
I love making the nettles grow
Pipe down nigga
Wish they still made Guitar Hero/Rock Band controllers that are decent Would love to play Beatles Rock Band again
>>201396558lool ye that was a classicIM CLEANIN WINDOWS
just witnessed a ban evasion
i think also melting down the nettles in sulphuric acid and molasses, treating it with benzaldehyde, then it could be mixed with acetylene to add those 2 carbons and 2 hydrogens to make something good with the histadine (resulting carbide)
>>201396820get the tgirl angels posted
>>201396768Why are you trying to farm nettles
Just witnessed a big willard.
>>201396764Got one of those wall fan heaters so I just stand under that while brushing my teeth and moisturising (not gay I have dry skin)
>>201396848hey timmy
>>201396801you shut up you little bitch
>>201396820Cockmogs me
>>201396820comically largeshe could tit fuck herself
>>201396820corr name? she's fit x
>>201396862goon's pastime
>>201396840for free - without pay - cant even do it properly - your life has amounted to reporting posts (maybe) and then posting about it - you have no personaly - you dont get sex - you live with your parents in their basement - the peak of your life
>>201396820Nice willard to be fair to him
>>201396854That's a small willard, goy
>>201396852nettle cultivation is importantgit gud
>>201396880OlympiaBeanie
>>201396857i have dry skin too but all moisturisers get a bit clumpy when i apply them like if i run my finger over a rubbe din bit a film of moisturiser will come off
>>201396738ktimalso did this one nightwanked each other off a bit as well
>>201396888Clearly not a “him”
Wish protein powder didn't taste like shite
>>201396936really? the standard ones all taste fine maybe you're not mixing enough water/milk in
want to run minecraft on ring 0 on my computer if that would allow the redstone contraption to control the computer? from inside minecraft?
>>201396954just scran it raw with a dessert spoon me
cloggy was actually quite witty and if you replied to him he would at least converse with youthe belgian just spams katy this clapmeat that and his fucking hublot and vodka adverts and nothing else, he has the distinction of having both a deranged and monumentally boring gimmick
>>201396916alri slug man
>>201396936Think you might have been buying poo powder by mistake.
>>201396969yeah you're not meant to do that >>201396975alri
get the blogs posted
>>201396970all signature posts. in a lot of his posts they contain signatures - the flag being an avatar flag also. he is here to try and make controversy, but cant even do it properly. he is the most mentally handicapped janny on this site
>>201396997>>201396997>>201396997
>>201396884no one cares bitchget your meltdown in before you get banned
first
>>201396970The Belgian is pretty chatty in the Discord tbf
>>201397015Epic fail!
>>201396738>>201396920Fuck off you bent paedos