BLUNT to mah liiihps, GUN on mah hiiiihp, ROCKS in mah sohhhck, POCKET fulla' chiiihps, WATCHIN' fuh tha' Piiihgs, SPLITTIN' hatuhhz wiiihgs, STACKIN' me sommme griiihp, PLAYA' can yuhh dihhhg edition
Roy "Chubby" Brown
>>201403586Excellent, fantastic, magnificent edition
yankified thread
>>201397755>>201397755>>201397755
absolutely scremaing and howling when i remember how FUCKED the uk is
>>201403708blud got dds spec'd irl :/
Another thing pissing me off Ice cream van going round the fucking town blaring its shite tune every 30 seconds It’s a fucking Sunday afternoon and it’s 14C, rain and overcast outside who the FUCK is buying ice cream you obnoxious cunt Can’t even sit with my fucking window open without having to listen to noises like i’m at a fucking pikey fun fair. Bastards.
THINGSCAN ONLY GET CAN ONLY GET WORSE
the toil freaks are back at toil tomorrow hahahahaor is tomorrow another one of those so called fabled "bank holidays" hahahahahha
>>201403708fucking hell
you best start believing in dystopiasyou're in one
>>201403741>he thinks they're actually selling icecreamomds rorke :skull:making a living selling a couple £2 cornettos are they mate yeah?
bloke is actually losing his nut over an ice cream van
yeah lets get some tins in, get a chicken burger cooked off
>>201403804oh it’s the smack head van oh how smart of you to figure that out clown well fucking aware
*shits myself in public*"Bitch, suck my twelve inch"
Bloody benchod bastard just flew over my house!
omg these people dont know what a HDMI cable is (or just using VGA) or wireless projector
so i’ve messaged my mate asking if his uncle still sells those chipped fire sticks but the gormless dour cunt takes fucking days to even open messages so i’m stuck in fucking limbo not knowingraging man. need a snus. going mental here.
I am a good person. I am kind and empathetic. I am always ready to help. Therefore women owe me sex
>>201403894Got a fire stick me
*presses the stream to TV button*
>>201403899>gormless*gaumless
>>201403911same except I’m a piece of shit lol
reading the torah
Not long til the mighty reds play lads
>>201403899>mate>have no contact in person for daysNot friends then
>>201403977no it isn’t you fucking muppet
>>201403992boring ahh torahh
>>201404013he only answers texts at the weekend fucking disappears off the earth rest of the time
>>201404016There is no R in the word. It's from Scandinavian Gaum.
>>201403899>need a snusillegal
Rustler's burger in the microwaveKettle boiling for the Bombay Bad Boy JAV loaded
>>201404013it's like a bell curve with infrequent communication at each end
what is to be done
>>201404000incels still trying to force the "chud" meme i see
Whats the big plan for tomorrows bank holibob then /brit/?
>>201404052sure you’re not talking to himon his trapline?
>>201404069clearly fucking is stop being obnoxious not everyone pronounces it the old norse way in common parlance you dolt
>>201404108fucks a trapline
>>201404110>the old norse wayJust because your people are braindead and add random Rs to every word doesn't mean normal people are
Apple pie for pudding
>>201404099what do you mean
>>201404142bizarre post
>>201404080>JAV loadedYAMETE
just woke up :/
>>201404142it’s an either or way of fucking pronouncing it stop being a facetious little cunt gormless is a legitimate pronunciation and i don’t see how adding an “r” to the world gaumless makes a people retarded
>dinner means breakfast in French>only used to mean lunch or evening meal in EnglishWeird
>>201404080>Rustler's burgerpeak runt slop
>>201404179why lie
>>201404169You can't even speak EnglishOr for you.Yow carnt aiven spaik Engurlish.
>>201404192Disner From the old french
>incels still trying to force the "chud" meme i see
>>201404192>dinner means breakfast in Frenchno it doesn't
Alri
>>201404260See >>201404227>>201404190So braindead you can't even understand how you're wrongOr for youSow braindad Yow carnt aiven undastarnd ow yowa rung
>>201404224im not northern
>>201404331Oh fucking do one mate
i dont know why those EU countries would be proud of their country/themslves
>>201404333>>201404339You'll never speak properly
>>201404366asf
ohm y scneience
>>201404375erm he isnt standing. hes kneeling
why doesn't the goverment just get rid of state pension? people know they're going to get old so they should prepar for themselves
Pud
>>201404421white scran
>>201404421Elton
you slumber, a cucumber
>>201404421John
>>201404421I call it the elton mess
black scran: humatarian aid "shit that whites didnt want"
Runescape Sailing finna be jepic
>>201404465Lol
rorke wouldn't dare call a black guy a nword to his ace. eeh hypocrit much??
>>201404421spunk dauphinoise
>>201404468black scran: your mum's fanny
>>201404491the lads
>>201404468remember when we used to get all of our out of date tins of food and take them into school to send to africado you think any of those tins actually went to africa?what really happened with them?now that's a conspiracy
>>201404503
>>201404451good post >>201404491POV black people got some more to food to season
>>201404491what are they doing with it
>>201404534odd post
>>201404503shouldnt cost 200 billion pounds a year then should it >should be freebut then theyd all die without getting those food gibs
do twinks go as gaga for bbc as white women
thats right rorke
>>2014045734th time that this quote has been posted, which belongs on /pol/ and i dont care (not just because i live in Scotland)
>>201404564its not clear from the video you pillock
>>201404573more people will probably get stabbed but it should be better soon lol
*approaches /brit/*
>>201404573He's predicting massive tax rises and benefit cuts
>>201404572fuck off you weird creep
>>201404595toby tantrum x
filthy external hard drive wank time
Here's a key difference between bongs and us Germans:While your government cucked even more (including the tories), our government aside from the most radical greentards/libtards is about to discuss stopping any immigration from certain countries after the recent event
am no fae here ave got nae business bein ere
>>201404626''''''''''
>do twinks go as gaga for bbc as white women
>>201404595>>201404645>our government aside from the most radical greentards/libtards is about to discuss stopping any immigration from certain countries after the recent eventPoles out, Syrians in?
>>201404626how will you prevent the police finding that hard drive
>>201404600I thank god every day I was not born an angry brown loser
>>201404645How does Israeli cock taste?
>>201404465screaming
pretty sure theres a "post belongs on pol" rule x
>>201404653spainpaki sent flying back to karachi
>>201403586I'm more of a Joan Armatrading manhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_KQvDpKe2A
>>201404679thank god theres no 'post belongs on /bbc/ ' rule
nonceposting is uniroincally a great gimmick
>>201404662>Syrians in?the women please x
>>201404600that temple OS shirt can't be real this must be an edit right?
mad how you can get banned for posting about current events on here (even events related to the UK)bizarre
>>201404719Haha yeah gimmick
>>201404719>gimmick
African peppo cant afford they own food or practise sustainable farming
look me in the arse and say that
>>201404728only until november.
taking a cig and a wank break from ikea nordli building toil
get the peters postedget the mice noncedget the rune scaped
>>201404728If you say you're English these days, you'll be arrested and thrown in jail
still August but its fucking freezingactually considering putting the heating on
always skipping those pegging scenes
>>201404770Good
black people are in Africa killing black people racistly
get the ferry tickets booked
Worship me
STATE of wolves
>>201404800>>201404804odd posts
get them welcomed
>>201404800wouldnt mind going to France
>>201404813worship the ferry tickets
why would you even need a hard drive for porn, there's a near endless internet of goon material out there that you don't need to download
>>201404813i think youll find you're the odd one by not expecting people here to be oddballs
in fedhoused...
>>201404763
THINGSWILL ONLY GET WORSERWILL ONLY GET WORSER YEAH
Sir Kid Stabber
>>201404855good lad mousey
love smelling the smell underneath my nails
le downsyndrome has arrived
>>201404726https://youtu.be/CQS5ZzUUZbY?t=2649
>>201404838what if wifi broke
>>201404838What if I'm not allowed to connect to the internet per my court order?
if you watch porn you're mentally ill
>>201404938ktim
>deseprately trying to get some time to myself>go out to read in the park>helicopter circling overhead>fat cunt stands 10 feet away from me screaming down the phoneBillions must die unironically, sick to the fucking teeth of this
wolves fan wife: honey wake up its sevenwolves fan: o no have cheslea scored again xD
>>201404903lmao
licking under mn's foreskin
>>201404870That's called autism anon.
>>201404938>deleted all porn bookmarks a few weeks ago>ahh yes a fresh start>once again accumulated 30+ bookmarks and counting
um what the fortnite
>>201404989A Clue Gained, and A Clue Lost.
had my nicotine lads calmed down now
just been chucking the pill around with chuggsy
>>201404953this is how aids was found
>>201404989I had hundreds if not thousands of porn pages on my reading list on my ipad and when I got a gf I had to spend three hours manually deleting every single one as for whatever retarded reason safari on ios does not have a delete all feature
gays? blacks?
>>201405152not a fan
ello chaps
anyone tried tommy robinson's new bubble bath
>>201405171racist and homophobic
>>201405132monumentally grim
>>201405202sue me
>>201405132grimsby
>>201405152Get them housed. Get them wanked.
Black men are gon disrespect yo cities and then destroy your teams
wow it says here that folate demmand in the body is increased in increased cell turnover
she wants a working class lad from barnstaple
>>201405206>>201405225yeah was kinda the wakeup call reallynot been a porn hoarder since
>>201405247honestly hate how being rude is just becoming so acceptable
Well said grace
lol Americans have a meltdown if you "disrespect" the state that they are from
wonder what the consciousness of a horse is like
horse
>>201405309I’ve never seen thisMost Americans are fixated one how their state is uniquely awful
Just done a shite
>>201405356
>>201405340probably just exist in awe of the size of their own cocks and have fantasies about their horse girl master being one of 'those' horse girls
shane ritchie as alfie moon in eastenders
>>201405394horse
>>201405410Catyank have you seen the new Brother Nathanael video
ate horse oncebit gamey
I'M RUBBING PEANUT BUTTER ON MY COCK
>>201405502YJK
might get my cock out...slather it in a condiment...and... come what may...
did you know that runescape doesnt have horses
Business idea: Send all the immigrants to Scotland
reminder if you're ever desperate without shelter or food just strip off and talk a stroll down a busy street. you'll be immediately arrested and get a free bed and dinner
>Oasis on the verge of reunitingomg
Got my legs out
it has unicorns though
>>201405638gotta roll with it
>>201405463not telling
>>201405629Can you get arrested for being naked? Doesn't seem right
Got to let my face serum soak in and dry before I put my face mask on :/
>>201405606yeah, i guess it has unicorns though
>>201405638me? mad fer it
>>201405677If you cannot afford clothing, the state will provide with such until your debts are paid.
>>201405638Two boring old washed up Manc cunts nobody cares about anymore. Only way they can remain relevant.
>>201405629but then people will see my willy
Haha
Keep imagining grievances with the GF that never happened and then being sick of her.
>>201405677Nudity is legal. Public indecency is not.
bed sheets are so dirty and "plasticky"
>>201405629but then people will see my pussy
>>201405769western politics in a nutshell
>>201405789Feels like there's a lot of grey area there
>>201405795Yeah? That’s amazing Toby
>>201405638irish diaspora everywhere rejoice
>>201405852>>>>/r9k/
currywurst for dinner i reckon
>>201405811they wont because your bum cheeks will be closed
exempt the richtax the pooram I right or what fellas?
Kelly Cates very pengers today
toby what's the fastest way in infect oneself with AIDS?
tobert
>>201405916dont do t hat
Why yes, Toby is my favourite poster on /brit/ why do you ask?
>>201405947tobiac wisdom
>>201405905>ditching the name of sir king kenny dalglish for some absolutely nobodywomen are fucking horrible human beings literally soulless demon cunts
Lord Toby
allah akbar
tobias
Toby is the High Chief Shaman of /brit/
the hitchens>PETER HITCHENS: I struggle to see how Lucy Letby could possibly have had a fair trialhttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-13776361/PETER-HITCHENS-struggle-Lucy-Letby-possibly-fair-trial.html
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKMgGU-B9bU
The business and trade secretary, Jonathan Reynolds, has signalled a new twin-track approach to UK trade policy, in which the Labour government will pursue closer ties with the European Union while at the same time seeking new global partnerships further afield.Writing for the Observer online, Reynolds welcomes the UK’s imminent entry into the Comprehensive and Progressive Agreement for Trans-Pacific Partnership (CPTPP) as a “real win” for British exporters.His comments are further confirmation that Keir Starmer’s government will not seek to rejoin the EU or its economic structures. If Britain were to rejoin the EU, it would have to leave the Trans-Pacific Partnership, since having separate free trade agreements is incompatible with being a member of Europe’s single market and customs union.
>>201406035He's right, he's completely correct, as usual
Genuinely wish I could be mates with Toby irl lolImagine all the mad shit he would have you doing lmao
ADORE edam cheese
>>201403586lets call the boyslets run a train
> peterhitchens-struggle
>>201406064dont even know who toby is how can i tell when its his post
>>201406057Mental that anyone is even talking abou5 EU re-entryWas not even remotely on the ballot
>>201405997She got married mate
>>201406064pissubf ib bettes foe hoyeas?
>>201406035nigga simping
>>201406084
>>201406102thats no excuse
>>201406064He’d have his crusty fingers in your bum hole mate. Steer well clear of him
>>201406064
In Hull, the jewel of the Humber
CORRRRRRRRRRRRR>A boozy bank holiday! Brits dress up for a night on the town as they brave the rain to ring in the long weekendhttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13777697/bank-holiday-Brits-town-brave-rain-long-weekend.html
Right.... suppose I'd better do something with my day....
>>201406089Toby makes the most interesting and unique posts in the thread and whenever he’s around the beta males and jannies go insane with jealousy trying to silence him
>>201406102women have told us time and time again it shouldnt matter and that they dont need no man and yet when their dad is a legend they suddenly feel the need to disrespect him horrible horrible slag
>>201406074Best post I’ve seen all week
>>201406101Pro EU types still haven't accepted that they lost against the biggest democratic vote this country has ever seen, and think whinging about "brexit" on twitter enough will undo it
lol the UK PM is going to straight up murder and kill you and because of the left you are going to die. after that, and when he is gone, they will go right back to wanting it again with their short term memory that they all have
>>201406138Toby is a bottom. It would be my fingers in his bum hole if anything
>>201406139He doesn't really look like this does he?
>find youtube video of a song you like>go to comments>"hey man thank you for uploading this song stopped me from killing myself when my mom/best friend/dog died"why
>>201406089for example >>201406194
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-13777839/rules-wearing-waistcoat-50-fashion-expert-SHANE-WATSON.html
>>201406035ah yes the 70 year old who still enjoys being a fedora tipping contrarian which he should have grown out of 50 years agolovely stuff
this is the part of the UKs history where they go "yeah, now we kill you"
>>201404099Incels ARE the chud meme
just ate 36 slices of chorizo reckon my poobergs will be orange tomorrow
>>201406194Not me mate. I’m moving to China.
>>201406194Toby have you ever done any alchemy with your own smeg? Do you think it would have any interesting uses?
this is where they tell you to your face that they are doing it
>so what did you on sunday lad?>"yeah haha I spent all day talking about this schizo scottish freak on this forum i frequent haha">cool yeah we need you to stay late today
>>201406166*slaps knees*Yep, alright then*stands up and wanders off*
>>201406236Can't believe they'd do that when I haven't done anything wrong. Just seems unfair
>>201406270told your mum to her face that i was doing her
>so what did you on sunday lad?>mad how peng poo gay porn>cool yeah we need you to stay late today
>>201406294well unlucky. the left voted and won so now they will have it done to you (what is done to them) while they go :O to vote for it again later anyway
Gawd sife de kween rite ladshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_1SbOoPS2U
>>201406272lil bro is jealous lol
mad how many of you are mongs but it's alright
>>201406139>>201406340>>201406025>>201406021>>201406006>>201405925>>201405852lil bro is jealous lol
The Book of Ezekiel goes very hard. It is one where God releases His wrath and He calls Israel a prostitute.
>so what did you on sunday lad?>not much (I lied I did do a lot of stuff I just don’t like telling anybody at work in case they judge me)>cool yeah we need you to stay late today
just seen the irish diaspora freak on /sp/ lol
putting cocaine on a poo and making celebrities sniff it
I am a PSL God
Tobuscus
>>201406393>sorry no can do. it's my right to do absolutely fuck all with my weekend
>>201406248Incels came up with the "chud" meme and are trying to force it tho
>>201406272>so what did you do on sunday?>made fun of people in the thread that i frequent even though i'm there with them>doesnt make a lot of sense does it?>nah im still better than them just because okay?
>>201406408Heathernonce? Watch out, he routinely posts child porn on /sp/ (not even joking)
>>201406417she did him dirty
leftists want you to say that "leftists shouldnt be allowed to speak at all" because that is what they believe should happen to people who dont agree with them - thats how they function
Mad how feet are just like useless hands but for your legs
need gf from the Orient
>feet are useless thats nuts
>>201406214I went to the YouTube vid of Forever Young by Youth Group the other dayLots of comments were people saying things like "we played this song at my child's/sibling's funeral after they died aged 21 in a car accident"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQi8wEHMm5Y
>>201406487Before long all the rich people will be sawing theirs off
>>201406526cute
What if instead of moving to China, I moved to Japan? Same thing really but I reckon Japanese is easier to learn
>liverpoo
Stubbing out ciggies on Toby’s bald head
any cool man in?
>>201406579he'll just bend over and put them back up
>>201406429>the ones making fun of me are the REAL incels!Lol
16yosgl
parasites want you to say that "toby shouldnt be allowed to post mice at all" because that is what they believe should happen to people who dont agree with them - thats how they function
Paki.Pizza.
>>201406685pathetic toby imitation
>>201406494no you dont. you want a gf from the Orient. you dont need a gf from the Orient. dont lie.
>>201406619>n-no this meme is making fun of YOU! s-stop calling me an incel it makes me upset! why are you laughing??Lmaoo
>>201406733DTFIC moment
get it made
Spainpaki incel meltie incoming... oh boy, the incel rage he's about to unleash on his bedroom walls...
get the fucking new made now you prick
>>201406795never tell me what to do you foul beast
do it yourself
>>201406803>>201406803>>201406803new
>>201406566i played Ghost of Tsushimareckon i'm half japanese now
>>201406753reddit.com/r/YourJokeButWorse
>>201403586diego would've loved this edish
>i hugged my mother>when she asked me:>Where are you travelling?>I said: India - Mum, bye!
