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Lenny Bruce
>>201428548I can smell the onions from here
I was mid shitpost, now I don't remember what I was gonna sayFucking jannies
Hahaha sorry guys whoopsieAccidentally hit the "restart server" button
that was a spiritually significant event
Ummmm guys what happened
>>201428583Someone posted something they shouldnt haveSomething very classified
>>201428548what am i looking at?
>>201428576i've been coming to the chanz since 2008 and honestly can't recall this happening before.
Who sat on the remote?
>>201428600oh shit what was it
>>201428611Fucking newfag
>>201428620This is 4chanProbably BBC post
seems like a random smattering of boards got wiped.very mysterious!
so all posts and pages got nuked, but we kept the post numbers, so its not a reboot back to day 1
>>201428620A list of names and locations of covert operatives working for 2 certain countries
>>201428620that one picture of the extraterrestrial
>>201428637maybe one day i'll be an oldfag, but for now i'll be a 16 year newfriend :3
/pol/ didnt get nuked or even reset, I think
what
wowhttps://youtube.com/shorts/z7f6CUv3FcI?si=N-Lqsaluv1lng4ie
>>201428675SHUT IT DOWN
janjan in da house
/a/ /b/ /c/ /d/ /h/ /cm/ /3/ /aco/ /an/ /bant/ /biz/ /ck/ /co/ /diy/ /fit/ /int/ /lit/ /mlp/why these boards?
/v/ wasnt reset
>brianposting stops>now the topic is reeling over muh heckin deleted threadsYou're all fucking invertebrates
>>201428759THE BOARDS MASONWHAT DO THEY MEAN
>>201428759all where running on my Lenovo twinkpad
/sp/ unchanged
>>201428794More like Lehomo stinkpad
>>201428775my impact is enormous
>>201428812Good one
>>201428759porn boards, maaaaybe something to do with /lit/'s wiki being taken down, heavy site traffic?
>>201428775this is an invertebrate appreciation general!
Its the end isn't it bros I'll miss you guys
>>201428812got his ass
Boards got wiped because THEY did not want you to hear the truth https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knqq12MM1Gs
I hope anon's grandpa gets chemo
whats a pancreas
>nearly entire site gets nuked after my rite with adrammalechuh...is this...a sign?https://vkjehannum.wordpress.com/2019/02/27/a-rite-to-adrammelech-for-astral-projection/
>>>/a/270308316uh huh
>>201428927it's where your stage 4 cancer is stored
>>201428927a pancake with peas
I tell my wife I hurt my pancreasshe tells me Im a pain in her ase
>>201428930Not clicking your window into the arcane unknown, Nebuchadnezzar.
this sucks because there’s a lot of pretty old threads on slow boards that have a lot of really good resources that are lost now
i wish yellow onion was more common in mexico i have only seen it at walmart once
>>201428976don't worry, the mods apologized >>201428937
>>201428979Come to AmericaBiden is giving you people all the onions you can eat
>>201428976/3/ is legitimately sad, maybe one or two of the porn boards, but most of those are pretty active.
>>201428937the fuck did they do. bump the HD?
>>201428979I’d never thought about it, but yeah, I’ve never seen yellow onions in Mexican cookery
>>201428979They all taste the same
>>201429053Racist
The sound of hoof beats cross the glade!Good folk, lock up your son and daughter!Beware the deadly flashing blade,unless you want to end up shorter!Black Adder! Black Adder! He rides a pitch black steed!Black Adder! Black Adder! He's very bad indeed!Black - his gloves of finest mole.Black - his codpiece made of metal.His horse is blacker than a vole.his pot is blacker than his kettle.Black Adder! Black Adder! With many a cunning plan!Black Adder! Black Adder! You horrid little man!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0xpyV143pU
Who here /potato/?https://youtu.be/Gu0TurCDC94
>>201429078I'm totally a baldrick
NOOOOOOOOOOO WE CAN'T POST NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Say something nice.
shit, I should get taco al pastor more often
>>201429079not something to be proud of you’re dooming that poor girl
>>201429109Face looks kind of like emma watson
>>201429109She blindAt least she will not see how ugly you iz
>>201429109Good evening m’lady… do you wish to live deliciously?
When my great grandchildren ask me, "grandpappy, where were you during the Great 4Chan Purge", I'll be able to tell him, tear in my eye, that I was here. I lived it. I hope I can make him proud.
>>201429109what I would give to go on a date with her
>>201429109You look kind of like emma watson I've always wanted to rape her
>>201429109Ask her if she's taking rogaine for that thinning hair up front.
when i die and become a god in the afterlife, i want people to offer me chocolates. specifically caramel and white chocolates.
saw at least ten amwf couples today. east is saved, millions will be born :)
>>201429142Which museum are you taking her to?
>>201429163>Nigga has to die just to get some chocolategrim
>>201429188She looks like a Holocaust Museum type of girl
>>201429101cute
>>201429188New york metropolitan city of art
>>201429188we're going to the aquarium
>>201429109>>201429188grim looking woman
>>201429255fat
>>201429248based
>>201429262well, she's not brown enough for me
>>201429188The nearest rail museum
>>201429271
>>201429268Is that an exhibit of Australopithecus Afarensis on the right?
>>201429288
>>201429270BASED white boy
oh god. what is happening and why
>>201429286It’s a fun date! You can climb around all the old cars. Plus it demonstrates that I’d like to rail her, if ya know what I mean
>>201429309God left 4chan long time ago
/ck/, /a/, and /3/ get an apology but we don't?
It sucks living the way i am
captcha is shitting itself yet again
/diy/ and /c/ get apologies too.the janitorial staff are clearly biased against our great board!
>Almost 12 o' clock>Another shift in shitpost mines comes to an endI am succumbing to Big SleepGood night, frens
suitable offerings for me when i ascend to godhood:• red roses• chocolates (caramel and white)• semen• beautiful works of art (music, painting, etc)• oil perfumes (musk, oud, sandalwood)• honey• pomegranates• beeswax candles
>>201429435night bud
The thief comes only to steal and kill and destroy. I came that they may have life and have it abundantly.
god made me an only child because he probably thought i would torture my siblings if i ever had any
>>201429476me thinks i should've had a sister. at least i would have known how to talk to women
For the life of me I can't find much info on how much to limit alcohol if I don't want my tolerance to go up. Google says daily drinking for 2-3 weeks raises it but doesn't say how much in a day.
>>201429466i miss this lil nigga like u wouldnt believe
>hungry>lonely>no gf>no parents>no friends>no siblings>no helplifes fun
At this point, I don't even care about sex, I just want a kiss.
DO IT CUM!! FUCKING CUM !! BUST YOUR FUCKING LOAD RIGHT NOW MAKE A FUCKING MESS!!!
>>201429513https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jazEPPAhkTY
basically im supposed to survive on 4chan, eggs, potatoes and water.how the fuck have i not killed myself by now
>woman shows attention for the first time>i go nutshelp
attention is temporary
>>201429513/cum/ are ur frens
COVER MY FACE IN CUM!!!
>>201429574Do you even realize how many cashiers and waitresses I have imaginary families with?
>>i go NUTS
>>201429600
>>201429466you can have eternal life through apotheosis and create your own world
>>201429611It do be like that, don't it?I also have to pay imaginary child support
>>201429597/cum/ is full of fake people just like in real life.theres only poor people and normies here.i don't fit in anywhere.
>>201429636wish i wasn't a mentally ill retard. maybe i would've had a gf by now.
>>201429644your cute
>>201429644what's your skincare routine?
>hungry>too lazy to cook>too sad to eat>staring at /cum/
>>201429644Not bad for a MTF, you're almost 100% passing
*devours feces*
>>201429644AWOOOGA HUBBA HUBBA *whistles* pant pant pant hachi machi
>>201429719i feel bad for all the women that have masculine features that get accused of being trans. that's gotta hurt bad
>>201429745it's fine irl cause you can still tell they're real girls
>drunk>depressed>listening to sad music>staring at cumpretty much it
>>201429630Heretic nonsense
>>201429763doesn't make it hurt any less when it happens online though
NOOOOOOO MY COMFY COOKING THREADS GOD DAMN YOU HIROSHIMOOT WE SHOULD HAVE DROPPED THE THIRD NUUUUUUUKKKEEEEEE
My stomach hurts from drinking 26oz of whiskey and eating 3000mg of aspirin
>>201429769you become a god through qliphothic initiation and magickal empowerment.you will keep reincarnation until you discover this.
>>201429745I can easily tell them apart by anatomy and aura alone, but I'll still ask if they're trans just to knock them down a peg.
>>201429785what'll it take, like a month for /ck/ to recover?
Even as I cum, if I keep stroking I keep having intense feelings of orgasm. bupoprin elevated the intensity and length of the feeling. Its fucking crazy.
i would be the god of virility, sex, nature, magick, and knowledge.
> braindead shitpost:/> braindead shitpost, with apu:DDD
>>201429795Total nonsense, your false gods of human basness do not exist
i want to buy so many things im starting to feel the urge to get a job again
>>201429668Thoughts on her asscare routine?
And there you will serve gods of wood and stone, the work of human hands, that neither see, nor hear, nor eat, nor smell.Deuteronomy 4:28
Thoughts on coomer pajeets flooding the thread with retarded cumskull babble?
>>201429821yes they do and they've given me signs in my life>>201429835>demiurge propaganda
>>201429831im more interested in her skincare routine desu desu
>>201429839All I know is - I don't want to see pictures of girls on this board
ate too much and now my stomach hurts and i feel like i need to poop
>>201429855No you worship pieces of wood and stone that are not alive and mean nothing
>>201429857There's a burlesque show full of midget girls that goes around to small timey bars. walked in on that one day and wtf lmao
>>201429864White supremacy right there
>>201429839>cumskull babblewhat?
>>201429875How do i find this?I want to fuck a midget so bad. 4'11" isn't short enough
>>201429871idols are consecrated and inhabited by the gods.they are very much alive, both active in their dimensions and ours.they play a role in our evolution.
>>201429864in my family we call that "the outback feeling" because whenever we'd go to outback steakhouse my brother and i would get hurt tummies.edit: GODDAMN IT JANNIES FIX THE CAPTCHA I SWEAR TO CHRIST IT'S GONE DOWN 10 TIMES TODAY
>>201429839a random indian man tried to follow me on instagram and liked some of my years old pictures so i had to make my profile private
AmericansCanadiansPlease come to this thread >>201428606 >>201428606>>201428606 >>201428606
>>201429864I also ate too much and I'm a bit uncomfy rn tooo
>>201429903are you a woman
I went to the more expensive grocery store but the produce was the same price but much higher quality
>>201429897can i live my dream, in some random southeast asian shithole?
>>201429897i live on the river and catch fish in nets and gather berries and weave exquisite tapestries
loneliness panic attack is immanent yet again
>>201429892No they are meaningless, you pray to nothing
>>201429920it's gonna be okaydo you have anything you can do if you know it's happening to nip it in the bud before it gets bad?hot shower? getting offline?
>>201429920
>>201429911>Why yes I would like to buy the same bandanner for twice the price, how did you know?
>>201429920let's be lonely, together
>>201429943That's the opposite of what I said
>>201429957Sorry, you are right, my brain embarrassed me yet again...for the last time...
>>201429936i don't even need a idol. an idol is just a focal point of worship.i can pray to the gods and invoke them.
i only have $2.95can i buy chips with this at circle k
Think someone just got executed right by where I'm sleeping, can't be assed to go check where they were shooting thoughever. Hopefully the cops don't wake me up, I fucking hate getting cucked out of my rest
fucking captcha
>>201429966i don't know what canadian money is worth so i can't tell you for sure by the way why are my posts messing up i can't get the capcha to pull up
>>201429966Not in this economy lmao
>>201429976>>201429976Big city lifeMe try fi get byPressure nah ease up no matter how hard me tryBig city lifeHere my heart have no baseAnd right now Babylon de pon me case
i love this song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tY8B0uQpwZs
>>201429964Man made gods who don't exist
>>201429990that's around three fiddy ameriburgers
Goodnight i hate women
goodnight i hate chuds
>>201429937>>201429939>>201429955well I cried, so not a panic attack I guess.
i aint reading allat
goodnight and sweet dreams
>>201429976are you legit homeless
>panic attackgrow a pair you pussy ass bitch
>>201430056The high desert is my home, jeet
I wish I had a pussy ass bitch, black preferably
why are we all pretending that what just happened didn't just happen???
>>201430096the mods apologized
>>201430078are you living in a van
>>201430098they lie
i prefer to be called chang instead
>>201430098not to me they didn't i expect a permaban just on principal
>>201430111t.. Raj
>>201430106I live in the moment.
>>201430004why would the demiurge command his followers not to worship something that doesn't exist lmfao what a retard>magick doesn't exist but don't practice it>pagan gods don't exist but don't worship them
It won't let me post the webm of that fat ladys pussy spreading again. Fucking mods now I'll have to remake it
>>201430055good night>>201430032im glad you got over it quick crying always makes me feel better too >>201430009oh well thats enough to get a bag of chips yeah
>>201430148Because we're supposed to follow the one true God, not false man made gods Now the rest of mankind who were not killed by these plagues still did not repent of the works of their hands. They did not stop worshiping demons and idols of gold, silver, bronze, stone, and wood, which cannot see or hear or walk.Revelation 9:20
>>201430162we've already seen it enough, that's a one time gimmick sir autismo
>>201430162please dont
>>201430186oh so NOW they're "demons". i thought they didn't exist at all.
>>201430213They don't exist as gods, because there is only one God
hinudism is the oldest religion on earth and pre-dates abrahamic cancer by thousands of years
im feeling schleepy
I am a devout Zoroastrian
redpill me on the merchant marine
what is with the faggot and spamming porn on /cum/ lmao
>>201430232the definition of god>a superhuman being or spirit worshiped as having power over nature or human fortunes; a deity.they are gods. powerful ones.many of them are even accredited with teaching humans the dark arts.azazel taught humans in the book of enoch.
>>201430247what even is that? ftm? mtf? nullo?
>>201430261Sorry, there is only one true God, not your false gods. Azazel was a fallen angel btw
>>201430273>>201430262That is a true fupa, not a fat gunt that hangs below the crotchThe mons pubis has swollen to incredible size!
>>201430234It's documents aren't that old, and the strong historicity for Jesus and his early influence lends Christianity more credibility
why was my post deleted
I DON'T WANT TO WORK TOMORROWI DON'T WANT TO WORK TOMORROWI DON'T WANT TO WORK TOMORROWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Brian reminds me of the psychic battle in dinner for schmucks whenever he gets going about his wizard 101 shit
>>201430277a fallen angel who rebeled against the tyrannical demiurge.there's also the maergzirahan tradition which has roots in slavic religion and is completely disconnected from abrahamic lore.
>>201430289jesus was gnostic
>>201430307that kitty going on an adventure :o
That boy needs therapy!
>>201430326The general consensus of the earliest documents, both canon and non-canon, indicate otherwise.
thinking about that chocolate bar maybe one little nibble before i go to bed
>>201430303in pokemon ghost beats psychic so maybe if you sudoku you can defeat brian's power.
>>201430307that is so sweetim glad they can get along i wonder if he makes biscuits on his steed sometimes
>>201430334>jews said so therefore it must be true
>>201430311I don't care about your funny little stories, there is only one true God
>>201430328me on the right when sweet treat>>201430337enjoy your little nibble
Only shitty parents would have to read diaries/journals to find stuff out about their kid. The only justifiable reason I could think of is if you suspect the kid is being abused
>>201430350The canon was written by mostly Jews (who criticized the mainstream Jews and were kicked out of the synagogues for it) but not the early non canonical documents. Ignatius, Justin and polycarp weren't Jews and also weren't gnostic.
/cum/ is my therapist
>>201430340i would be a dark type because of qliphothic sorcery>>201430352just cause you keep repeating it doesn't make it true.yahweh is a desert storm god from the canaanite pantheon. israelites worshipped him alongside other deities until he became egotistical and decided to demonize all other gods.
im making blueberry muffins but instead of using a muffin tin im using a small cake pan so i can have a little blueberry cake insteadmy malice and chaos knows no bounds and nobody is safe
gotta piss.... anyone want a drink?
Hate to say it but Brian is right here, Christianity has pagan Mesopotamian origins
>>201430375didn't ask
>>201430387I want to cum in your muffin batter
>>201430396This poster does >>201430342
>>201430366its important for kids to have some privacy. it doesn't mean they're up to no good but they are individuals and they should have some autonomy
>>201430387mmmm now I want a blueberry donut
>>201430386No there was one true God from the beginning, other fallen angels try to compete with him, but God reigns supreme.
>>201430403That's ok, it's my pleasure to share the good news of Christ with you. Keep truth seeking friend.
>>201430421i like the regular glazed donuts from krispy kreme but only when they are super freshthey melt in your mouth its so good
Why are there only 50 threads on /ck/?
I just realized today that nobody says "with the force of a thousand suns" on the internet anymore
I want to fist spinsters ass and pussy with the force of a thousand suns
>>201430451a smattering of boards, including /int/ and /ck/, had their entire catalog deleted about 2 hours ago. the mods said "we made a mistake" and didn't elaborate further
>>201430426An ancient Semitic religion of the Iron Age, Yahwism was essentially polytheistic and had a pantheon, with various gods and goddesses being worshipped by the Israelites.[2] At the head of this pantheon was Yahweh, held in an especially high regard as the two Israelite kingdoms' national god.[3] Some scholars hold that the goddess Asherah was worshipped as Yahweh's consort,[3] though other scholars disagree.[4] Following this duo were second-tier gods and goddesses, such as Baal, Shamash, Yarikh, Mot, and Astarte, each of whom had their own priests and prophets and numbered royalty among their devotees.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yahwism
>>201430437You make it sound like an erotic experience anon
>>201430453the bacon narwhals at midnight sir redditor banana 4 scale
just secured my chocolate with the force of a thousand suns
>>201430451>>201430474i bet they tried to restore from archive after a sharty raid and fucked it up. that happens sometimes
>>201430474I can't believe I missed such a happening.
>>201430484it nearly rises to that level
>>201430431the majority of the world is christian, i think yall have done enough "sharing the good news"
>>201428512MapChad needs to save us from this hell.
>>201430479Wikipedia has a materialist bias and also https://youtu.be/y2LBpTiax2w?si=N78uLjkDup8_NR95
>>201430479Doesn't mean anything, the Bible even says that there were many false gods being worshipped, but there is one true God.
i just had 220 calories after not eating for 20 hours.
>>201430379You should toaster bath.
>>201430505It isn't enough until you believe ;)
>>201430540that's not good for you anoni prescribe you a milkshake and some pizza
Do you think you'd get fucked up if you smoked the filling of old electrolytic capacitors? I want to like see the matrix and shit
>>201430366Only groomer leftists create narratives that make the parents into villains. It's so tiresome to see the constant undermining of the family unit.
My 7yo post is alive and well on /po/
>>201430579>create narratives that make the parents into villainsWhat about the parents of obese children? They are villains
>>201430525ad hominem + literally any other source will tell you ancient israelites were pantheistic
i want to kill myself for being so poor.How am i going to survive the next 8 days?then i have to give my dad 500 dollars when i get my unemployment money and that leaves only 220 for myself.this shit makes me so mad.
>>201430605>ancient israelites were pantheisticThat's called idolatry It doesn't mean they were right
>>201430234>oldest religion>not Sun worshippersX to Doubt.
>>201430606why do you have to give your dad your unemployment money
>>201430530it means that ancient israelites (founders of judaism and later christianity) themselves believed in multiple gods until yahweh became spiteful and self centered and slandered all the others Exodus 34:14For you shall worship no other god, for the Lord, whose name is Jealous, is a jealous God even the demiurge himself said he was jealous and egotistical
>>201430620I don't have to give him any money.I also don't have to live either to answer your question.
>>201430619It's kind of interesting to think of the first primitive man realizing there's a giant extremely bright light in the sky, and begin to believe that there's something deep or meaningful about this. Like what exactly did they think it was? "Idk but it's powerful and helps us and makes us feel nice and sometimes hurts us"
many people do NOT understand
>>201430599If the parents are feeders, then I agree. But it's also possible that the parents are just ignorant, and incapable of properly raising a child. That doesn't make them a villain. It just making them dumb and low skilled.Which is honestly the only group that's having children these days.
>>201430614>>201430638
>>201430645this is politically incorrect
>>201430645
>>201430660man I sure hope she was taking the piss, but I kinda doubt it
>>201430652Becoming jealous when your children call other people mom/dad is normal God alone is worthy of worship and it's our privilege to serve him
So apparently the guy who calls me jeet with the murican flag is just a homeless bum from the west coast living in his car.Like pottery.
>>201430685gonna need a SHRED of proof
i've been losing sleep because my brain has duped itself into always waking up at 10 am to watch that egirl (even though she only streams three times a week). heeeeeeeeeelp
>>201430644It's an interesting question. They probably told many different stories, about it being the literal creator of life. They'd have seen plants grow towards sunlight, in forested areas, so they probably had stories explaining how all of life returned back to the Sun as well.
i think most people don't realize that like a quarter of people are functionally illiterate, and can't read past a 5th grade level, and still sound out things when they read.
People who believe in god are the same as a happy women.
>>201430685jeetposted this from my comfy house btw
>>201430690>10am>egirlhmm
>>201430695How? Many people who believe in God are in the midst of deep suffering (like christianities founders)
>>201430694It's more than a quarter I think
>>201430701she's from spain it's like 4 pm for her
>>201430679more like he's an egotistical tyrannical attention whore and can't just let other people worship their own native godsi SHIT on yahweh's name.FUCK yahweh. he can tongue my anus.
>>201430690>waking up to watch a streamer>waking up to watch an egirl streamershiggy
I don't want to hear about suffering when most of you have siblings and aren't starving physically and mentally. People like me are hard to break. People like you, just remind of me Elliot Rodger.
>>201430715yeah I don't care about her so much as you thinking 10am is hard to wake up at
>>201430715why are you shaping your sleep schedule around a spanish booby streamer
>>201430717It's for your own good. Your gods suck
>>201430638>it means that ancient israelites (founders of judaism and later christianity) themselves believed in multiple gods until yahweh became spiteful and self centered and slandered all the othersYes there were other false gods, the Bible talks about them, but those were idols and not the true God.
this one true god cuck acts like a muzzie yet swears he's different
>>201430690My newest streamfu lives in Auckland and only streams at 1 in the morning (her evening)
>>201430732I'm nothing like elliot rogersHis parent bought him a bmw and my lame ass parents bought me a fucking VWLike wow thanks assholes
>>201430726you say that as if watching a dude (male) play video games is any better >>201430733i'm a night person okay>>201430738IM NOT its happening involuntarily>>201430745link her
i thought people having parasocial relationships with streamers was a joke
>>201430759of course it's not. half of you have no friends irl and have quasi parasocial relationships with cum, let alone streamers
>>201430759Yeah a multi billion dollar a year jokeXD so funneh
>>201430758nice mental gymnastics, you're a fucking head case
>>201430694I used to think that the older generations were dragging the literacy rates down, because they'd drop out to work jobs.Then I saw the stats, and it's the older generations propping the numbers up.It's going to get really bad, once the Boomers die off. Remember, to boost the stats for hours spent reading, for Zoomers/Alphas the studies had to include reading social media on their phones.Otherwise the numbers would look really dire.Also apparently Covid fucked Zoomers/Alpha over even more than they were already not wanting to read.In 20ish years, if your kids know how to read well, they're going to be a cut above the rest.
>>201430758>you say that as if watching a dude (male) play video games is any betterit is definitely not as pathetic but you're blind if you think I wasn't explicitly mocking both
>>201430792>>201430792>>201430792
>>201430779>>201430785alright dickheads. didn't wanna have to do this, but here it goes. YOUR MOM IS A SLUT!
>>201430803oh shit i forgot to make the new i was tending to my muffin cake you got me
>>201430814i would kill so many people just to eat your dogshit food because im starving
>the foid
