caught red handed edition>>201447785previous
I was going to make a jason dinner new xD
why black ppo got such weird hair?
>>201455377bad taste in food and in gunsbaka baka
>>201455377i still dont understand why he would bring his gun to the dinner table with his family lol
just met an adult female who couldnt say the letter R like one of those kids in elementary 1
>>201455461literally me
Cat edition (eating from stove)
>>201455377You just know this tasted bomb asfCould eat like ten of those I’m sure
>>201455349literally me
>>201455395idk, something about heat?
>>201455395Technically as the original man, our hair is the standard and wipipo hair is weird
>>201455568>our hairUrkel...
>>201455568you have to go back
This female Japanese DIY channel who never shows her face in videos started wearing sandals and being barefoot in her videos recently. Very nice.
I saw this car accessory the other day and it reminded me of a certain poster here
>>201455671I used to live in that house in the background
>>201455671>autism octopus#triggered
I aint reading allat
>>201455718no you didn't
>>201455718Cool we were neighbors then
>>201455671heck yeah
>>201455775autistic women are to be treasured
don't talk to me or my son or my other son or my other son ever again
cum bum cum bum
>>201455850
>>201455850i guess they get darker as they agefunny how even the little ones have that very same expression he has
>>201455919It's not really an expression, it's just that the way their eyes are set in their head makes it look like their eyes are half closed giving them a bored and disinterested look
I have 2 hours before I have to leave the house again.Should I nap? Or be a good boy and try to go to bed at a reasonable hour?
google lens is such garbage
lol
>>201455448
>>201455919>funny how even the little ones have that very same expression he hasThere's something funny about seeing a thing and a smaller version of that same thing next to it.Also helps that capybaras are just based in general.
You are now manually craving a raspberry ice cream cone.
back from the store. not a map new? that's surprising. pretty nice weather. heat dying down, football igniting... happy days ahead, Lord willing.
>>201456069>back from the storeWhat was the damage?
>>201456031that cat is probably cold
>>201455349why do other generals have anime girl ops but we never do
I'm sick and honestly death is preferable to this shit. Might die from this anyway.
I should get groceries, but I'm thinking McDonald's again
>>201456031he is a projection of light with no physical matter >>201456043yeah we love capys, they are so gregarious and get along with pretty much everyone else
>>20145612744 bucks. i don't usually think about politics, but someone's to blame for this.
>>201456139Because we're based, and they are cringe.
>>201456047nah, now a strawberry cheesecake cone I would go sicko on
>>201456187But the raspberry one has Oreos in it I forgot to mention. So it's raspberry Oreo ice cream
>>201456119black cats spawn in dark places >>201456139any time i've done anime stuff, or been requested to it's been wildly unpopular. it sucks but that's how it is i guess
There was this black guy who would always say “you robbing Peter to pay Paul” even when it didn’t make sense
>>201456139This>>201456173Anime is hella gay
>>201456262but what of mary
>>201456047I feel like you get j-worded when you get a cone
Ohio sigma rizz
>>201456262can't blame him honestly it is a good one
>>201455568>original mandoesn't that mean you are behind in evolution then and are closer to apes?
>>201456262I knew a black guy who ended every other sentence with "man, look."We were talking about how his ex was an alcoholic and he was like "That girl drank like a fish, man look. So I had to get outta there. I moved in with my brother down the way, man look." It was hilarious once you noticed it.
Wypipo don't season they sentences
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9RfKKfNT0QGreatest song of all time
>>201456346>doesn't that mean you are behind in evolutionThat's not how evolution works retard.
I gotta take a nap and then I have a meeting but I shall return to the gen in approximately 5 hours!
>>201455349At least MapChad got a good thread before.
>>201456376kek
I love this image
>>201456421mapcuck makes terrible threads
>>201456262i noticed that with low iq people when they learn a word or phrase they like they try to crowbar into every sentence. like my uncle would always say "so much so" when he was trying to sound smart
all of the things i own weigh up to 570lbs
>>201455377Let me season my ground beef. Then distract from the flavour with msg carbs, wrap it in more carbs, and drink more carbs.2/10 tacos>>201455514Of course you could eat ten. There's nothing to those tacos. It's like saying that you could eat 4 pieces of meatloaf.
>>201456480È tutto la stessa spazzatur, maps, cats, huge breasted women, hell even anime. It doesn't make a difference
Is Wyoming a nice state to live in?
>>201456542Ten tortillas make a tummy fullThen add the nachos and beefIt’s a big boy meal
>>201456518Low Tier God does this constantly. He says he's a scholar but will use words incorrectly all the time. "You're a worthless spectacle of matter" or "you WILL serve me dressed in speedos, but it's not for my likeliness. It's to humiliate you".It's homarious
>>201456609yeah, lots of pretty nature but not a whole lot to dopossibly downright miserable if you're a young person
People overhear me talking to myself then i wonder how they know something ive thought. Probably how people become paranoid and schizo so i should stop.
>>201456609Only if you like horses and bison and fresh aiand lots of roomr
would you believe i used to make nachos with bags of pre-shredded cheese? i thought i was some kind of genius. then i used an actual shredder with a block and felt retarded. i'm so lucky i never hosted anyone with those.
You, a moron: "You know, housing really shouldn't be this expensive..."Me, an intellectual: "Not one of you brats ever had to fight at ANTIETAM"
>>201456702nice>nice
What should I get from McDonald's, I'm almost at 6k points for muh free quarter pounder
>>201456702the texture and melt on actual shredded cheese is betterthey use preservatives to keep shredded cheese from clumping together so it's kind of weird in the first place anyway
I haven't been to McDonald's in years
I will take every government handout i can
>>201456788Same. Ever since they took chicken selects off the menu
>>201456609>Wyoming>federally voted Republican since 1968Yes, Wyoming would be a nice state to live in. They're a little more hit or miss for their governor, but a Republican gets back in office often enough that the Democrats can't do any lasting damage.
>>2014567656pc nugget and fry is my orderif you don't want nuggies go for the big mac>>201456812you just unlocked a core memory for me
is is true that northern Idaho is full of Nazis?
>>201456473I do this with misinformation as well, when someone asks me something and I don't know I make shit up and then say something like, I think at least or I read that somewhere or I don't know though that's just what the internet saidLike bitch you got google on your phone why are you asking me this dumb shit?
>>201456837No, they drove them out but want everyone to think they're still there so Californians won't move in. t. lived next door in Spokane for a while
>>201456787yeah, exactly! it's like every shred has a little envelope around it. it doesn't 'goo' at all, it just gets stretchy.
Nazis get peaceful and calm if you play them upbeat german folk music
>>201456899the worst is when it cools and solidifies into a rubbery compound
I'm looking forward to advances in ai so all the tech cuck migrants get fucked out of work and leave
>>201456993Go flip me a burger while a "work" from home wagie
*flips a burger patty, but it hits and sticks to the ceiling*
>>201457196"You're doing a great job, Anon"*cuts your hours*
>>201457196Just scrape it off, its still good
>>201457322thanks boss :)*comically flips more the same way, all sticking to the ceiling*
>>201457196one time i was making a stir fry in a wok and i started to lift up on the handle of the wok to agitate it and the handle broke and it all went on the floor i stick to name brand quality pots and pans now
The US Open is on you guise
retarded europeans in my /cum/?it's more likely than you think
>>201457058I'm actually studying statistics, precisely to work in corporate and prove to your executives why your job is utterly useless. I will enjoy your (former) paycheck as a casual bonus.
not sure how they expect me to go any work when their useless fucking VM goes down every 10 seconds
>>201457509you're doing it! excuse locked and loaded.>>201457494how does that work? describe it to me like i'm a dummy.
>>201457494Boomers will always need someone to turn things off and on again
>>201457553>show graph of current WFH expenses>explain the simplicity of their work>show new graph with cut workers and entry-level button pressers as >>201457606 kindly describes it>boomers are in awe, plan goes through, I reap a fat percentage of the saved expenses while they take the restIt's pretty self explanatory really.
>>201457462>retarded europeans in my /cum/?your sperm is retarded haha
>>201457845Thats not happening you will get a gift card and everyone you work with will hate you
>>201457845and i guess the cut workers kind of fold into another entry job until another you sends them out again? boy. every description of corporate work always sounds so circular to me. but, whatever pays the bills, right?
is it true americans consider family guy a good comedy
>>201458023Yes it's quintessential NPC slop
I'm a supervisor at work and I'm gonna have to give shit to this employee that's been doing incomplete reports. I fucking hate talking to people just do your fucking job and we can all go home without saying anything to each the fuck other.
>>201458023I have not watched a non anime tv show in 10+ years
>>201458137I wouldn't go around telling people that
https://youtu.be/JnX-D4kkPOQ?si=zbIJgPRJjU80nudRImagine if ancient people wrote satire like this but we found it like 500 or 1000 years later and revolved a big part of our understanding of their culture around it.
why do I keep seeing these factory memes everywhere
>>201458190And then we all circle jerk around like "haha weren't ancient people soooo stupid"
>>201457969Your days are numbered, not my problem>>201457980Welcome to the snake pit, no one cares about anything other than money no matter what they say
i think the roman aesthetic looks cool
>>201458133i second-hand know your pain. the missus is the whip-cracker at her work. she hates it. it makes people mad at her who were her friends before her promotion. she cried one time.
>>201458203i guess we making circles now>>201458190"driving truck loads of money out into the new mexico desert, and dumping it into a massive pit is one of america's greatest traditions" lmfao
/ita/ is full of bitter cunts. I'm Italian. Speak passable Italian. But just because I'm American they sperg out and hate me, even for just saying something as simple as Hi. Well fuck those greasy facce di merd I'll just stay here and talk about Rome some more
>>201458400fuck off
>>201458312samemarble and opulence go hand in hand
america so fat
>>201458400Ayyy fuhgetaboutit you mamaluke
Bob’s your uncle
>>201458400typical native vs diaspora shit
anxiety is killing me
>>201458330Must be a woman thing. I don't care if they like me, but I'm very hands-off. Once you show me you can do your job I leave you the fuck alone until something changes or you fuck up.As people, I wouldn't piss on these fucks if they were on fire, but as employees I'll do everything I can to make sure they do well because it makes us all look good. Hate me all you want, but do your fucking job cuz if you don't I'm gonna find someone who will
>>201458512how does it manifest?
>>201458400i enter just about every general and just start speaking english and people are generally pretty nice to me. /int/ is a nice board
>>201458512it's gonna be okay buddyhow do you usually cope
>>201458542chest pain. inability to concentrate
>>201458400Probably because I used to shitpost in there a lot and larp as one of their proxy schizos. That general's one of the worst on int regardless thoughever
>>201458440>mamalukeFunny you should mention that wordDo you know it's origin is contested? There's even a theory that says it was taken from the name of Turkish soldiers
>>201458538i think it's more how long she worked along-side them until distinguishing herself. she's worked at that place... what, seven years now? so she knew a lot of the people she has to come down on now, and i think their changed reception really hurts her. but she's getting more like you, maybe thanks to me. i told her, "if they aren't your friends anymore after fussing at them, then maybe they were never your friends".
>>201458538it's hard to be on good personal terms with someone and be nice, when it's your job to admonish their poor performance.the difference is that you don't bond with your employees personally, and keep it strictly buisness. which is honestly for the best
https://youtu.be/A7CEltjftxkWhy are Indians like thisChiraq has fallen
>have insomnia>got to doc to get some sleeping pills because zzzquil isn't doing shit>get diagnosed with anxiety and insomnia officially>get some meds>mother calls me few days later>asks about my doctor appointment>tell her I've got meds and I'm sleeping fine now>WHAT HOW COULD YOU HAVE ANXIETY WHAT COULD POSSIBLY BE WRONG IN YOUR LIFE I GAVE YOU EVERYTHING AND NOW YOU'RE SOME MENTALLY ILL FREAK>mom it's just sleeping pills>she keeps ranting til I hang upAnd she wonders why I moved out at 17 and never call her
>>201458571nothing works other than distracting my mind or just waiting for it to pass.
>>201458744classic narcissist mom behaviorglad you got out buddy
Every general on /int/ gets pissy if you're an American. In most cases it's mostly envy though
>>201458744>youre having a normal reaction to the absolute joke of a current society?>you need to take PILLS
thoughts on san diego?
>>201458760well i know it sucks in the moment, but it will pass soon anonif you've been putting off some chore or cleaning task or something, maybe do that. being productive helps with my anxiety sometimes.
>>201458827better than LA but not as good as SB
you can be a friend or a boss, friendly bosses just kill productivity. wagies are fucking retards and crumble at the sign of perceived weak leadership. it's genuinely infuriating having to convince people that half assing work all but ensures they're never advancing. it should be obvious but common sense is fucking dead here
>>201458827I’d rather live in Tijuana
>>201458827Only gays live there
>>201458805so the alternative you propose is overthrowing society instead of taking a sleep aid, got it
>>201458827Heaven on earth. Pacific Beach? La Jolla? Christ off the Cross, it's been my dream to move there since I was 15.I was supposed to go to college there till everything in my life turned to shit
>>201458868>friendly bosses just kill productivityYou sound like a typical wagie cuck>NOOOO my boss NEEDS to treat me like shit and make sure I know my place properly or else I won't work right!!!!!!!!
>>201458868>half assing work all but ensures they're never advancingwhat's wrong with that? they're comfortable in their menial tasks
maybe we shouldn't talk about work. this is getting everyone aggravated
>>201458899That's San Francisco
god, i wish i were working rn. fucking research complex needs to get back to me and tell me if i have the job or not.
>>201458950why are you trying to police speech, it doesn't work
>>201458904yes, it will come anyway, we are the weak men and the hard times are around the corner
>>201458720Yes. Business only>>201458693She'll learn in time
>>201458985i don't understand how someone having trouble sleeping is related to your escapist fantasy but go off
>>201458625It is interesting how language can mysteriously evolve like thatAnother example is how the Romans worshiped a mystery god named mithras who shared a name with an ancient Iranian god named mithra, and nobody knows how the similarity occured
>maybe we shut the fuck up faggot
>>201458868Not advancing unless i job hop anywayYou will accept the bare minimum it takes to not be fired and theres nothing you can do about it
>>201458858>being productive helps with my anxiety sometimes.the pain in my chest and elevated heart rate is preventing me from concentrating on my work.
>>201458978okay, nevermind, go for it!>>201459070okay, okay. sheesh.
>>201459053The connection between Mithras and Mithra is well understood, wdym?Even if it were just similar names (it’s deeper than that), they’re both from indo-European cultures. It’s not rocket science
I blast 70s Italian music at work and it confuses all the beaners because they can understand certain words. I had one guy ask me, what is that, Portuguese? Ha ha no my taco enamored friend. Not at all.
Hello sharts
>>201459027everything around you affects your natural rhythm, current society is a dystopia so naturally your body is confused and depressed
>>201459099i'm not sure what to do for physical anxiety other than maybe breathing exercises. gabapentin helped me with physical anxiety a lot . i hope you feel better soon anon
>>201458868i really hope you're a manager yourself and not a wagie if you're writing some cuck shit like this
>>201459053What he said>>201459142Anyways, serendipity in Indo European cultures is to be expected. Did you know Zeus and Jupiter come from the same IE god. Dyeus Pater (literally father of the gods ) dyeus Pater=the name Jupiter Zeus being Dyeus
>>201459211i agree, but instead of offering a realistic, pragmatic solution you suggest we should just overthrow society and go back to living in huts.
>>201459312i dont have a solution, i was just diagnosing from the other side of the planet from a few sentences i glanced over
>>201459312Man was never meant to live as we do. We evolved to run 20 miles a day chasing dinner, not to stare at a screen all day sitting down to earn pieces of green paper we use to buy meat someone else killed
>>201459427Only niggers can run like thatWhite man evolved for agriculture
>>201459496Agriculture led to trannies. Congrats.
>>201459286More than that, it’s not like Rome and Persia were unknown to each other. They shared a border by the time Mithraism emerged, conducted regular trade, occasional war, and so on. It’s to be expected that some cultural borrowings happen, even if Mithras is just the Romans’ misapprehension of Mithra.Also, Mithraism was especially popular among soldiers, so is it any wonder that such a group would a) come into contact with Persian culture and b) have cause to move elsewhere throughout the empire. Anyway, not to shit on >>201459053 too hard. He probably just heard this as a neat factoid from some content mill and didn’t think too hard about it
>>201459427i agree, but i quite like antibiotics, electricity and the safety that modern living provides, it's not all bad.
>>201458925you've never led before, and it shows.>>201458941those are the best ones, but rare unless they're 1st gen immigrants>>201459088at will state, see you later retard. >>201459282duh. I wouldn't take shit from someone like me if I was in my subordinates shoes either lmao
>>201459427>run 20 miles a daywrong
The job of a manager is to waste my time
>>201459604Poetic licence
>>201459574shut up cuck
>>201459641Give me back my money Pablo!I waited long enough
I didnt evolve
Why is everyone acting like ornery nig-words?
>>201459725You were intelligently designed by a creator, then? You must be perfect
time for my 4pm liter of black coffee.
>>201459544No, it's not by any means. Personally I think air conditioning is where he's mainly peaked with the inventions and everything else is just icing on the cake. Still I'd like to see a cultural shift towards integrating more of the things we evolved for like sex and camping
>>201459574Damn thank god i dont live in some shithole redneck state with at will. Im rich and live on the coast around civilized democrat people.
>>201459737Class conflict :/
Chuddies in suicide watch
>>201459759Managg' I hear you
>>201459769oh yeah you're right i should have mentioned air conditioning, that's a top 3 for surebut we should live more naturally, i agree.
>>201459755he didn't say intelligently designed hahaha
Just found out what a clitoris is. Why are women so repugnant but irresistible
>muh ACIt's existed for thousands of years already. Also see: water
one hunna de grease outside
Just found out women have nipples too eww wtf
>>201459892Girlpenis (:
>>201459892its just a very small penis anon, you shant be afraid
>>201459918arizona?
it's a fact that democrat white areas are much better than republican areas
hi what happens here
not sure if sinus infection or some mild form of covid.I've felt achey/lethargic for the past week, but only last night my sinuses started getting tingly. today it's about the same.hope it doesn't get worse.
it's a fact that i didn't ask
>>201459922lol
Women have pools with n their skin that makes them smell like roses when they're activated
>>201459989Mostly racism and blogposting but right now it’s arguing about work
>>201459948Missouri, I was outside for 5 minutes and now my balls are a complete swamp
wait wait wait, are you telling me that a vagina and a penis are basically formed from the same part of the fetus, just flips depending on x vs y chromosomesyou mean to tell me that i could have been a literal biological woman if my mom had just given me a hormone jabwhat the frick mom
>>201460016>pools*Oils
>>201460062Actually you were. All human fetuses begin as female
>>201460062u r a girl in a boy body and it arouses you af
>>201460062Yeah that is how it works. As you were gestating, you were on track to become a woman, but that tricky Y chromosome triggered as release of testosterone which caused your testes to move from inside of your body to the outside.
>>201459697your 15's up, "bro". back to work. and I don't wanna hear about your bathroom break right after lunch again, next time it's a write up>>201459771>running from responsibilityhow pathetically democratic of you lol
>>201460118
>>201459999looky-looky-look what we have here!drink some oj, have some soup. if you have the energy, go for a jog. i had a coworker who swore by his method: go for a run, sweat, shower, then get drunk. his logic was, you'll sweat and piss it all out. mind you, my method is what i said at the start. hope you feel better anon
>>201460156>your 15's up, "bro". back to work. and I don't wanna hear about your bathroom break right after lunch again, next time it's a write upIs this an example of how you want your boss to talk to your or something? Why would he say bro?
went grocery shopping and bought milk this time
>>201460016i like your pivot to cats in bee costumes >>201460062i don’t think that’s how it works buddy
>>201459999I had a sinus infection a week or so ago, felt like my god damned skull was in a vice. I sneezed and it felt like my head was gonna pop. It's gone now but for 2 days it was bad
>>201460156If you werent a power tripping manager cunt you would have to work tooWho is running from responsibility? None of you people even have any technical skills. Business majors have no skills. Accounting is the easiest math there is too.
>>201455377how do you use the table gun? what's the proper etiquette?
I want to leave this job and like ride an unregistered bike, break into phone cabins safes for a living lotta people still use these right
>>201460288Thanks
Five minutes ago you were experts in labor ethics and now you are aexperts in biology and sexuality.You guys are really smart.
>>201460363das right
>>201460363stick around kid, maybe you'll learn a thing or two
>>201460363Yes
>>201460363all me
>>201460363/cum/ employs the greatest number of high IQ geniuses in all of /int/dom
>>201460363Well you know I mean I do the best I can
>>201460439>>201460338i love these cats just beeing themselves
Paris doesnt mean much anymore these days for a quite a while it stopped meaning anything Paris what comes to your mind now when you hear that city's name? or just dont tell it would be for the better
Been going through a program last few months, we have to take various tests and failure means elimination. Im here today for the next and most difficult of all the exams and the atmosphere is so depressing now. At the start there were over a hundred of us and we were all joking around and smiling and joyful. Now there's only a small handful of us, like 6 or 7. Where there was laughing and fun before now its all dead serious and complete silence. The air is so grim and dismal. The contrast from day 1 to now is unreal.
>>201460480you
>>201460480Est le même chose everywhere mon ami
blud living in squid games
>>201460480New York, I love you, but you're freaking me outThere's a ton of the twist, but we're fresh out of shoutLike a death in the hall that you hear through your wallNew York, I love you, but you're freaking me out
>>201460480Bunch of muslims and arrogant eurofags who refuse to speak english to tourists but welcome sharia law
>>201460537sounds like a bleak situation, but it's bleak for natural and understandable reasons. it is also a transient situation and does not define the structure of your life. i suggest taking drugs on a short term basis to feel better until this moment passes
>>201460537Shoulda kept your game face on from day one. Let the others experience the shock. You just concentrate on drawing first blood
>>201460537Good luck, anon! You can do it!
God if you read this. I know it's a terrible deal but I am ready to give up on eternal life and all forgiveness just for a second chance with her please I give it up
>>201460224I find it better to hit em with a bro rather than some random name, can't be bothered to remember the names of idiots>>201460307wrangling retards like (You) is 100% a skill
aww, france...
>Scarlet Johannesburg keeps callingGirl, I am busy
>>201460604don’t give up your soul and purpose of being for this one girl don’t let her ruin you
>>201460604over some nafri landwhale?
>>201460604Some people might consider a murder suicide right?God favors the bold
>>201460592Thanks anon. I am indeed using kratom like mad these days to handle the stress and emotional strain. Thankfully after today one way or another im done. If i fail i can just go back to my normal life, and if i pass at least the remaining tests from what I understand are significantly easier. >>201460597Yeah, ive thought that a few times. I got too close to people at the start and seeing them get eliminated was really shitty. I have all their phone numbers and stuff but the communication stopped after they failed.>>201460598Tyvm I will try my best. Less than an hour left before it starts
Jet beams don't melt!
>>201460842What about Jim Beans? Do they melt?
So wait, if we receive ETERNAL heaven or damnation, shouldn't we have a bit more time to find out feet? I mean if the consequences of our actions are eternal shouldn't we at least get a couple hundred or thousand years to really figure shit out? Under the absolute best of circumstances we live to be what? 100 if you're "lucky"? And about 10-15 years of that you can't really even be said to have your mind, you gain sentience around 4 or 5? Then if you live to 100 your 90s are gonna see your mind turn into lime jello.So you have give or take 85 years if you live to 100 out of ALL ETERNITY to get your shit together and try to make it to an eternity of bliss. Wow. That's kind of like asking a minor to make major life decisions at 10 years old. What can you possibly know about the world and the choices you're being asked to make? Kind of insane to me.
>>201460818>I am indeed using kratom like mad these days to handle the stress and emotional strainmaybe not something so addictive and damaging. i was thinking perhaps just a few drinks or mushrooms
>>201458190There's actually all sorts of problems like this through what we have left of recorded history. Along with salt & pepper, there used to be another standard shaker put on tables. We only have speculation about what it could be(mustard or nutmeg), but nothing that we have, tells us what it actually was.It's entirely possible that all sorts of our satire will be misunderstood as facts, if enough of the surrounding context is lost.
>>201460707you'd be surprised what this manlet brown turd actually managed to pull for a very short time you'd be thrown off yer boots pardner anyway gonna go to sleep now
>>201460869I filled my vape with jim beam once and got FUCKED up
>>201460663Iktf bro. Emma Stone is constantly texting me and im all like "back off girl, i got too much going on to talk to you all day and have lots of passionate s*x with you!" Women, amiright?
The FED is about to cut interest rates by 25-50bps in September.Last chance to load up on t-bills
>>201460842
>>201458400hating Italian-Americans is a big part of modern Italian identity tbqh. They don't even do that to Italian-Canadians, Argentinians or Italian-Australians etc. to nearly the same degree
>>201460890woah, woah. you're thinking way too much. think of it like a play. we'll just go back behind the curtain and pick a new character.
In the time of peril - One man stood up for the rest of ushttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4RNb3tt0LM&t=1s
>>201460932can you actually do that?
>>201460613>I find it better to hit em with a bro rather than some random name, can't be bothered to remember the names of idiotsIf you want your boss to call you "bro" and you're putting it in quotes then you clearly want your boss to be some sort of ironic boomer, aka to you a retarded buckbroken zoomie a father figure, you were neglected as a child and now you seek guidance from older rougher men, this will eventually lead you down the dark path of being fucked by them, possibly in return for extra cash or special privileges at work
>>201458744>be so broken that you need pills>your mother correctly tries to shame you>to sooth your emotional wounds you dishonour your family by ranting online to strangersYup, that's America.
mcwagies gave me 3 sauces with my meal deal, holy fucking based
>>201460926rest easy
>>201461027Yes but its extremely dangerous and would not suggest doing it>>201460932What compelled you to do such a thing?
hard to imagine living so bleak a life that i'd eat fast food
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tp2IBSm0Ws
>>201460944Local girls in my area keep pupping up on my edge browser All they want is our seedDon't fall for it, my brodas
watching antiques roadshow
>>201460997I sincerely hope not. I hope when it's over, it's over. Just like before we were born. Nothingness. I'm done with this mortal coil.
>>201461030bruh you live in canada, youre encouraged to commit suicide
>>201461028strange gay sex fantasy bro
>>201461097Pff, all they sell is some old shit
>>201461030insane take
What happens if you die? Did anyone ever even think about that?
>>201460890Hell isn't actually eternal for most souls this is a common minsterpretation
>>201461144>ifLife is a 100% fatal sexually transmitted disease
>>201460975>FEDTypical glowie talking about boyp*ssies and other degeneracy. You guys are gross . Not my president!
>>201461124you do sound like you'd like a break...
thank G-D we're over the work discussions and can return to root with some classing religious debate
>>201461144Mind your manners, or you might find out
im gonna take a showip someone else make the new please and thank you
>>201461060>What compelled you to do such a thing?I heard some high end clubs have rooms where they vaporize alcohol and circulate it into the air so you get drunk from hanging out and breathing in the roomSounded like it mite b laff
>>201461184epic post my gentleman
>>201461144this is what normies say when they tell you they always think about deep questions and their own personal philosophy
>>201461184*snap snap snap*
>>201461124I wish that too, but if you are honest with yourself that sounds way too good to be true. The fact that we exist at all suggests there's no end to it, imo. No i wont elaborate.>>201461184Fuck
>>201459427>he doesn't know about the exhaustion method of hunting>giant opening>unsuccessfully kill animal on first attempt>it runs away>human stamina better>fail at killing animal again>its away>human stamina better>fail at killing animal again>it runs away>human stamina better>eventually animal can't run away anymore>human kills animalIf you're going to waste an entire day hunting with something lesser than a gun, at least learn the real method. Use human stamina to your advantage. Other animals don't have long distance stamina like humans, they can only run away fast, then have to stop. They'll eventually collapse.
>>201461193mobilefag
>DJ Vance
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_life_expectancy>The only cohorts where the men outlast the women are Mexico and Liberia (see the Sex Gap column for "at 80").What's going on in Mexico?
>>201461160Matthew 25:41"Then he will say to those on his left, ‘Depart from me, you cursed, into the ETERNAL FIRE prepared for the devil and his angels."Don't feed me your revisionist tranny protestant female priest take or your made up papist headcanon. Read the book it says several times that he'll is eternal
>>201459427Real asf. Most so called mental illness is just the human mind suffering due to being in such an unnatural state. Being alive is so exhausting. Just found out my best friend might be going to prison, he heavily implied he's going to kill himself so he doesn't have to be locked in a cage. This existence is a nightmare tbqh
>>201461319Femicide
>>201461125It's actually quite overblown. Only the most unhinged woke retards have to deal with that. The majority of the country would barely know anything about MAID.>>201461142It's all true. We need to bring back shame to our societies, and actually deal with our problems, instead of defaulting to the internet for emotional support.The fact that you don't realize that taking pills for your sleeping problem, isn't the solution, really tells be about the absolute state of the USA.The solution is to change your lifestyle, not pump Big Pharma's bank account.
Church of Saturday Saints
Church of the Cunny Linguist
>>201461320The fire is eternal in this scripture you quoted THOUGH. That being said i imagine souls are also eternal.
>>201461370>The absolute state of the USAWhy are you pretending it's just here the entire west is like this, including your shithole
>>201461319>What's going on in Mexico?Human trafficking and sex trafficking. They've been bringing it to the USA for ages now. There's something like 300k missing illegal kids brought into the US, that have probably been sex trafficked and killed.
Are black people patriotic for real? Do they really love america like any other white person would?
>>201461446canadians are too busy thinking about the usa to know how things are in their own country, or other western countries.
>>201461470Some do and some don't. Just like any other group
>>201461446it is surprising that non-western countries don't like taking medication, they are so much wiser
*snaps fingers* new thread, NOW.
now that the thread is over, what was the best post?
>>201461320>1 Corinthians 3:12-15Also a protestant talking about revisionism is funny
>>201461446Because our doctors aren't trained to write a prescription for every single problem. Why are you pretending that Big Pharma comes to our doctors and buys them things?There's lots that's the same about our countries, but how the pharmaceuticals work, isn't.My dad went to the doctor for sleeping problems, and he wasn't given a prescription, but how to change his life style.Cope and seethe.>>201461486>burgers think that they know anything about the worldIt's actually quite easy to follow what's happening in Canada, USA, and the western world, while still having spare time.>>201461528They don't have Big Pharma openly bribing doctors.
>>201461583yours <3
>>201461470>black peoplewhat a concept
>>201461602>Because our doctors aren't trained to write a prescription for every single probleminstead they just recommend suicide lmao
I can't tell if this fellow leaf is shitposting or being serious when he does this "america is much worse and more woke than Canada" bit
>>201461583I dunno, but I enjoyed larping as like 6 different personalities
>>201461470Based on the statistics, the majority are socialists, hate America, want reparations, and don't give a fuck about anyone else(including raising their kids).
>>201461533>>201461201
>>201461470>black peopleJust a myth. Like the earth being a sphere or hippogriffs, theres no such thing.
>>201461652MAID is still very uncommon. Keep coping.I hear that SSRIs will help you, until you go spree killing.
>>201461668Well, it's like competing which form of terminal cancer is less desirable.There are arguments to be made ether way, but the result is equally bad
>>201461687American blacks just have the highest in-group preference and want gibsmedats they aren't actual leftists for the most part
>>201461777>>201461777>>201461777
y'all niggas like jabberwocky?
>>201461784Tried it onceGot constipated
