edish
Big fart
watched a film last night where Harrison Ford goes to live in an Amish communitywas a good film
if you've go tany questions about christanity i will try to answer them to the best of my ability
*saunters into the new and lets out a wet eggy fart*make it quicker next time fucks sake
>>201456768good game yesterday lads ahah
>>201456768should've done a kobayashi maru on him
>>201456798Yeah who made you a christo?
>>201456798kill yourself
Me?Just about 6ft Built like a skeleton in Varrock sewersEternally icy grip like the Night King, could trigger a heart attack if i touched you unawareBarely any hair on my body
Peter Twinklage is a good name
>>201456813back up
>>201456819what do you mean who?
The Romanian legal system must be shit. These guys are teflon
fucking hell lads we got past 350 I was getting heart palpitations
>>201456768Is that Fall Guys?
ding ding
might kill myself just had enough of it all
go tany, its your birthday
>>201456768the absolute madman
>>201456829got a bone to pick with you mate
>>201456881MAD
has anyone got that screencap of the reddit post about /brit/? it's been removed from the archive for some reason
>Robert Smith said he was against having children as he not only objects to having been born but refuses to impose life on another.reckon being a good artist doesnt mean youre smart or have good opinions things other than the thing you specialise in
>>201456793Indiana Jones 6 looks a bit dull
test
watching NIGGA porn
all work and no play make homer something somethinggo tany? don't mind if i do!
>>201456844You didn't begin life as a Christian. Most lads don't become Christians. Who had the predominant effect on your belief in Christianity? Or I'll rephrase it. To what extent have your family influenced your religious views? Do they share them?
doing a poo bros
>She harps on for what felt like most of my adult life wagging her finger that "IT'S YOKAY TYEU ADMOIYRE AYY BEEEYEUTIFOL BOCK COVER BECOSS BOOKTH ARE PHYSICAL OBJACKTHH". think gossip_gup has lost it
black guys kissing gif porn 2024
>>201456921my family are not religious
>>201456901robert smith is based>>201456922*holds your hand*
that's crazy my guy for real for real
>>201456881Imagine being born as a European but being short/really ugly/having a tiny cockI would seethe... So close to being blessed, but so far away
>>201456928She's doing a year of Self Learning at the University of Roobs, Manor campus. Homemade modules will include Edwardian Christmas, bird types and Booktok.Not joking, this is actually happening. What a self-absorbed weirdo she is.
>>201456954>being born as a European but being short/really ugly/having a tiny cockall me
>>201456880Yeh?
>>201456922*jams 3 fingers up your arse*no you're not
Planning a comeback. I’ll keep you guys updated
>>201456984she ifnished at oxford now?
>short/really ugly/having a tiny cockjust started roaring 'ktim' at my monitor like a retard
>>201457003*casts crumble undead on you*
I'm supposed to date these daft cows? They're insane.
>>201456940Okay, did you meet someone in your life who turned you on to religion? What began that trajectory and at what age? I never had any of that so I'm just wondering
*enters thread wearing quadruple denim*
neighbourstein is smoking weed again
>>201457003*casts a heal spell on you*
just be confident bro
but mm left kidney bigger than the other - wow!
>>201457032wow british culture
I mean if I were shorter my cock would proportionally be longer
>>201456829>Just about 6ft>Built like a skeleton in Varrock sewersKTIM
>>201457003*casts a little boogie woogie xylophone solo on your ribs*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3gcbYL2VMghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3gcbYL2VMghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3gcbYL2VMg>>201457043no i have almost no religious friends or influences irl
>>201457029drat
showered exfoliated shaved moisturised ready for another day on god's green earth
>>201457029done him
>>201457007we going for the world tour or a menty b lad?
>>201457052whats she gnna do? stand up to the millionaire?
>>201457052This is how I proposed to my gf
phwoar our jay married well, aye?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8MFr1oLaAo
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I have been bulking for maybe 1 or 2 years but i would say officially bulking for maybe 10 months or something.When do i eventually turn into a fat bastard? My twink days are over, im balding I NEED MASS
>>201457009all me!
>>201457043no it's a multilayered cope he's developed due to being a horrid Incel goblin, it's the only thing keeping him from committing suicide
>>201457100Bit of both on the cards
ngl still love charli but kinda done with brat nowloltime to not listent o her anymore until seeing her at the o2 in november lol
CÎROC™ ULTRA-PREMIUM VODKA :“THE ART OF CELEBRATION”
just educating y'all white folks
(8) when i go to the club i wanna hear those club classics (8)
messed up my a-levels and didn't get into uni. was going to try again next year but that was 9 years ago. now i'm pushing 30 with a dead-end office job and no friends/gf/house etc.
>>201457158good lad. keep us posted.
>>201457188see >>201457169
>>201457182reminds me of the billy connoly joke about mexican food just being the same thing folded differently
>>201457052Shouldve gone further with it like a Family Guy episode.
Explore your perks with Shell GO+
any other 21 years old but feels old man in?
Just out-niggered the neighbourhood nigger
exploring her perks dont worry
dadberg unironically believes every piece of woke cia propaganda he's presented with
>>201457222every 21 year old eversweet sumer child
>>201457208mexican food is peng tbf
hello, anomalous
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>>201457236CIA isnt the woke side. theyre based
190 on the rightBelgium on the left
Be right back forum
>>201457222i felt well young at 21wait until you're 26 mate thats when the fear sets in
sonberg unironically believes every piece of chud fsb propaganda he's presented with
>>201457254>killed jfk>basedno
Need a firewall around India prontoSimply unable to fathom how much of the internet will be their shitty memes, scams and AI spam in 10 years
>>201457250Hello, dylsexia
>>201457257
>>201457169haha LOL lol omds that is hysterical having a little shriek, NOVEMBER
been brewing this poo since this morning and it absolutely reeks corrr
le parasite has arrived
Need Bollywood GF
>>201457222I feel way younger than what child me thought my 20s would be like
>>201457267
>>201457302yeah it's retardedwhy did she tour ameirca first
WHERE THE HELL IS EMPLOYED WOMAN????? I MISS HER SO MUCH!!!!!! SHE IS THE QUEEN OF /BRIT/ AND WITHOUT HER THE THREADS ARE SO EMPTY!!!!!!!!
big boy batons bashing beckydem
>>201456768>>201456846>>201456908>>201456928>>201457071>>201457119>>201457133>>201457181>>201457299*shits myself in public*Bitch suck my 12 inch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdpRxbNXgKgleftypol unmasked
>>201457169Blog on you boring bastard
fuck me 8pm already
>>201457315how about Padma Lakshmi
>>201457328holy fucking based
>YOU ARE A TIMMY! You aren't the real Tyrone, you're a white boy! You are a black thug's play thing!>You are a sad strange little schizo and you have my pity. Farewell, nigga.
what are some /brit/ approved Halloween costumes
>>201457303pengers
>>201457182*eats boiled potatoes and dry unseasoned chicken*
>>201457365
oiled up pythons slipping vigorously into katy's back hahaha
>>201457268>>201457327feels like its all downhill from here
>>201457365howling
also a male making those posts
>>201457376Little brown fella
>>201457193No house? Where do you live?
>>201457365squawking
He must be close to suicide at this point
PHWOAR
>>201457359Imagine the smell in the studio. Hot, stuffy, stale indian air coupled with pizza
>>201457411keep smiling through
>>201457222fuck me im 22 nowstarted balding when i was 20 toohate it alltake me back to the Covid 19 glory days
>>201457446fuck off spaincunt
>>201457365SCREAMING
>>201457438they actually look like theyre not even having fun at all. never seen a baby walking around not having fun ever and with all them colors around
bring back Tim
>>201457365Lmfao
MATE SOME FUCKING NOISE FOR CHARLI XCX RIGHT NOW
mental how theres blokes 30+ posting here, if i'm still here at 25 somethings has gone drastically wrong in my life
>started balding when i was 20 toolol
>>201457506fuck up diego
haha yeah
>>201457365scromiting
neighbour pissing into the walls again
>>201457513we all thought the sameand yes it has gone drastically wrong
cronem's phat dick forcing its way into emma's tiny fanny
obese incel autist meltdown
neighbour said hes going to "drown the damn squirrels in piss if they dont bugger off"im concerned
>>201457513what makes you think you'll magically stop posting one day
>>201457365Fucking btfo
>>201457513you're wasting the best years of your life here. its already gone drastically wrong mate
Canadaian maple syrup piss
>tfw lil timmy sent his pale pencil dick on snapchat
listening to music again
>>201457438i live with my 'rents
Listening to music that will likely be mentioned in court should I ever be arrested
actually drinking your own piss is probably going to give you more fluoride exposure
>>201457513>mental how theres blokes 30+ posting hereikr
>>201457562last time I stopped posting here was because I has a mental breakdown and convinced myself that I was evil incarnate for a number of reasonsthen I got better and came back x
>>201457584it's monday night at 8pm tf am i supposed to be doing lil bro
>cigars / pipes>wet shaving>chess>running>weight lifting>literature>working long hoursall things a men should engage in
>>201457642You've just proved you're 190
>>201457559He's reached his limit it sounds like
>>201457668piss bottlism
>>201457592you have posted this exact image+text combo 75 times
>>201457637no piss toby
>>201457655are you thick pal?
are automatic licenses worth ittoo mongy for manual me
>>201457668>a men
>>201457562sometimes go weeks at a time without coming here, only use /sp/ and /brit/ so have no reason to come to this website for anything else
>>201457677Got him!!! I bet he NEVER posts here again haha PWNED
>>201457685almost one hunnid x
>cigars/pipes>runningChoose one
>>201457723you are unwell
should I buy blacked myth: wukong
ERM DOESNT THIS MAKE US THE PRODUCTS OF THE MACHINE, TO WORK FOR THE MACHINE?
>>201457734outed yourself as a cretin there fatty
>>201457691yeh why?
>>201457692you can do your test online now
>>201457677I guess I stop posting then
>>201456798i'm a bit of a retched soulcan I just walk in to my local CofE Church and ask for guidance?
me? not getting a smart meter fittednot being electrocuted or blown to bits because some cowboy wants to get off to the pub
>>201457723I bet your single mother is so proud of you
>>201457668I worked long hours to get my elden ring character to level 160
>>201456798how do i become christian like tried talking to god n that but never get a response
wow, Mr. Beast has Chrons disease
What 'slop' name we know M&S ready meals by?Tarqslop?Got the chicken balti and it is genuinely fucking banging
>>201457751Are you speaking English?
>>201457824>Mr. Beast has Chrons disease
poo
>>201457770yeah>>201457815what do you mean by no response? like god speak to youwhy do you think god would speak to you? he is always interacting with you sustaining you and sharing his world with you
currently botting my runescape stats so i can become stronger :)
*drives past the thread going 5 mph over the speed limit playing eurobeat remixes while holding a ciggy out the window*
>>201457871develish
https://youtu.be/u4FF6MpcsRw
sucking a poo
>Seven killed in Gaza City, injured Palestinians flee Deir el-Balah hospital
>>201457857NEED him to tell me he loves me and accepts me lad
thanks to the lack of help from you lot for her birthday ive got mumberg a £50 voucher for a local restaurant and a card and some chocolates and a candle and some cheap fizzy stuff
The sun just came out I might step outside for a bitBet you all knew what the sun was huh?
>>201457836all made in the same factory, just different packaging
smoking on the poo pipe
young black thugs are excited to have a taste of the new batch of stretchmeat this coming school year
>IDF Says Five 'Aerial Targets' Infiltrated Israel From Lebanon, Most Intercepted
>>201457923I've not seen the sun for a while
>>201457871no botting toby
>>201457922alri literal billionaire
bored. might as well go to bed.
>Israel-Gaza live updates: Sirens sound in Tel Aviv as Hamas fires rocket from Gaza
>>201457169hello fellow gayboy
>>201457986night
already darkthats it nowwinter for 9 monthsfuckign sick of it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzSiENcS5zg&list=RDqkwqVr-_BlM&index=2
>>201458016Consider China.
Went to university at an ex-poly and I earn 30k at 28 years old.
>>201458011good night
post horses
>20>dadberg making me go to work with him because i have no jobwhy cant he just let me waste my life away
Let us uplift one another! Turn /brit/ into a place of positivity and of high-quality, premium posts!A new era! Who's with me?
>Woman stabbed to death in southern town of Rahat, allegedly by husband
>>201457923You've no idea the blessing you have being american. I would save up and buy a ranch in the middle of nowhere and eat deer and fish and drink every night. Then shoot myself if times got bad. In britain this would be working in a call centre and buying a terrace and then dying by attaching my mouth to my car exhaust
>>201458049I’d rather not.
I strongly believe that white pensioners should have their pensions cut by 10% for each child conceived, with an additional increase by a factor of x0.2 for each child.I know that this will affect a lot of pensioners’ quality of life but it’s simply one of those measures we need to take to ensure a strong and vibrant British economy.
>>201458081>by husbandi dont care
Might move to China.
>>201458076fuck up will ye?
>>201458081in case you were wondering
watching nonce stings
>>201457922Good on you. Only the soulless don't get their Mums birthday gifts
>>201458126they added a POV mode did they
>>201458076
>Palestinian Prisoner, Who Was Used As Human Shield By Israel Army, Dies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7Y5XbYxsKE
>>201457952Guess you’re in Liverpool then?
>>201458126read this as "nonce things" and you near got reported to the rozzers mate.
>>201457914god doens' owe you anythingonly reason you exist at all is through his charity>>201457998im not gay
>>201458151piss
>>201458076me. im with ya on that one.
>>201457513i stopped coming here entirely for a few years in uni when i was busy shaggingcame back during memeflu and havent been able to leave since (probably because i stopped shagging lol)
>>201458126watching your old family videos are ye?
>>201458212
horse piss
>>201458172well how do i become christian then
Get the small boats ON our shores Get the migrants IN our women
>>201458234idgi
>>201457668>>cigars / pipesnicotine addiction cope>>chesskinda reddit>>working long hoursno
>>201458234
>>201458247accepting jesus as your lord and saviour
horse piss :)
If the West Bank doesn’t belong to the Jews then why does it have bank in the name?
>>201458126Begin with your own famiIIy
>>201458282alright i accept him now what
>>201458272>nicotine addiction copecan tell you dont smoke. low test beta faggot
had an M&S prawn sandwich and it was pengalengers it btfo a tesco prawn sandwich so hard it was mentalcan't eat tescoslop anymore
Went to uni but didn't give a shit about it and now I'm earning a living through claiming benefits at 32 years of age
>>201458285
no horse piss
>>201458310blessed
>>201458297IT ISNT EVEN A BANK
if ur white don’t ever tell me ur from south africa like seriously.
>>201458126Leave the bees out of it.
>>201458310on your knees head bowed eyes closed
unfortunatelyt diego doesn't participate in church so he will not be saved sadly
>>201458314goy you will return to the chosen supermarket and you will eat the pasta meal deal with the wooden fork that's been touched by a bunch of strangers
>>201458359source?
>>201458316>earning
>>201458151anyone got the webm of the bloke sliding through a urinal trough
>>201458386nah mate csgo
>>201458340Then why so much interest?
>>201458297Because the Muslims have INTEREST in it haha
>>201458344What a sinus infection feels like
>>201458404yeh
hugging myself in real life
>>201458359reckon nice people will be saved from hell if it exists. a lot of people just arent nice
only West Bank a nigga recognise
>>201458450The Grand Exchange and its consequences were a disaster for Runescape.
Robbing a food bank with a live chicken strapped to my head
>>201458533
sexo nurses
Dago Velazquez
who is having a brat summer in here? me too babes me too
i thought the brat thing was just Canada saying something and being cute
Black Dick
>>201458450https://m.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=9&v=QHCg8mHzuz0&embeds_referring_euri=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.reddit.com%2F
>>201458635
>>201458652shut up toby
White cock.
no :)
Fear gorm
fuck sake toil on the morrow
boom boom boom boomi want you in my room let's spend the night together from now until forever ~
Rah where’s my riddim
>>201458652fuck off mousenonce you evil ghoul
goRmless*sits back smugly*
this might get us to 300 yeah
sexo
>>201458665>>201458730you are being rude
>>201456813>>201456813>>201456813
horse
>>201458761
>>201458761early
>>201458714not for me
Ummm :/