Innocent Woman edition
>>201470604Chud bitch
your cock size literally doesnt matter unless you actually use the thingdon’t care if yours is double the size of mine, you’re a virgin, i fuck 19 year olds daily mate
>watching porn of a real life couple>they are always kissing and tell each other they love each other with cutsie voices>cum bucketsam I mentally ill lads
>>201470626>i fuck 19 year olds daily mateReporting this to the yank pedo hunting squads
>>201470634Yeah same especially when its lesbians
watching lesbian porn is giving egg my sister in christ you are LITERALLY imagining yourself as the girl. just become her already!!
N>>201470661E>>201470661W>>201470661NEW THREAD
>>201470701>watching lesbian porn is giving eggin english please NIGGA
>>201470708no
still bumping brat
>>201470634No it is the world that is sick
>>201470604she looks like me desu
>>201470714Egg is a transgender slang term, coined in the early 21st century. Meaning: A transgender individual who hasn't yet realised their real gender identity themselves, even though it's apparent to others.
>>201470725reckon its time to come out the closet by now, eh lad?
>>201470701I already know I'm an autogynephile
>>201470752I’m GAY and I LOVE COCK
just woke up only to find that my willy is gone
>>201470766oh no!
ah so /btir/ has finally been hijacked by gays and tranniesalways knew this day would come
Genuinely the most homosexual music I’ve ever heardHoping the gf doesn’t come home while I’m listening to this lol
>>201470661>>201470661NON GAY THREAD
Persona 3 Reload: Episode Aigis out on 10th SeptemberWill you be playing, /brit/?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7jPS2Yvkhk
>>201470604THIS THREAD WAS MADE BY AN AMERICAN TROLL / NON BRITISH AND ITS POLITICAL DELETE IT AND LET THIS THREAD STAY >>201470661
I'm less than human
janman isn't going to be happy
i know you were molested. yes, i’m speaking directly to you. nobody else can see this message but you.
Lads?
its 3 am
>>201470904F Ns
https://youtu.be/fKgLy5AaOSshttps://youtu.be/fKgLy5AaOSs
*incel walks*
>>201470919They can't even speak
1990 was 34 years ago1991 was 33 years ago1992 was 32 years ago1993 was 31 years ago1994 was 30 years ago1995 was 29 years ago1996 was 28 years ago1997 was 27 years ago1998 was 26 years ago1999 was 25 years ago2000 was 24 years ago2001 was 23 years ago2002 was 22 years ago2003 was 21 years ago2004 was 20 years ago2005 was 19 years ago2006 was 18 years ago2007 was 17 years ago2008 was 16 years ago2009 was 15 years ago2010 was 14 years ago2011 was 13 years ago2012 was 12 years ago2013 was 11 years ago2014 was 10 years ago2015 was 9 years ago2016 was 8 years ago2017 was 7 years ago2018 was 6 years ago2019 was 5 years ago2020 was 4 years ago2021 was 3 years ago2022 was 2 years ago
>>201470604Women simply cannot be killers.Not in their nature.
>>201470995>BADA >bahhttps://youtu.be/G6rV9fxNbyU?si=v1qsclITELmAe0K3
the worst day of my life was 0 days ago
Lucy LetbyOJ SimpsonAmanda KnoxCasey AnthonyHarold ShipmanMyra HindleyRaouI MoatAll innocent
>>201471001You just want me to come to Europe and save you allCheeky bastids
lucy letby cum tribute
https://vocaroo.com/14rSARmEOMRW
what a piece of shit
AND DON'T FORGET THE JOKER
>>201470995mental that i’ve been having sex with someone born in late 2005
>>201471138mental that there's probably an arab shagging his 2017-born wife right now
Anime sissy sharting cute sissy sharts watching gogogaga japanese childrens cartoons! You're such a sharty doomer! Sissy has no hope just watching sharty cartoons all day and farting in his sissy room
Hopefully God really does exist and my life is just like the heavenly equivalent of a bad dream and l will wake up in my proper perfect life.
>>201471165ktim
Dubs and I don't wake up
>>201471212>1212
>>201471264fuck off normie twat
I have never made love to a woman lads
>anon, does my bum look big in these leggings?Your response?
why is islam liberalizing everywhere BUT in britain? is it really as bad as people make it out to bev
>>201471318too muchlove a little cellulite myself but it gets to a point where i can tell there’s no blood circulation through all that mass and the edges of the skin are ice cold. no thanks
>>201471318hellenic queen
have you ever seen a 1 legged dog
Why are brits so deranged?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0folj9X9nQ
>>201471354no but ive seen numerous three legged chimps (if you catch my drift haha)
mental how this guy's youtube channel is still up even though he stabbed a pregnant woman to deathhttps://www.youtube.com/@Votesaxon07Reviews/videos
>have you ever shagged a 1 legged dog
>>201471380am i supposed to know who this is?
>>201471327wrongIt's getting more conservative in other places too.Iraq just criminalised homosexuality and legalised child marriage this year.In Gambia there were widespread protests to legalise FGM.Afghanistan, the less said the better.Bangladesh just had a coup against their secular female PM so expect things to take a nosedive there.Islamic Terrorism is ubiquitous in North West Africa.And on top of that just putting the spotlight on the west, Germany, France and Sweden have huge Islamist problems. There are pockets of liberalisation too of course but we're definitely not the only ones getting worse.The answer to your question btw is that 75% of UK Pakistanis are from one tiny redneck village called Mirpur, 95% of UK Bengalis are from a poor backwards region called Sylhet - and most muslim migration that's still coming over is chain migration from these people's cousins.Imagine Saudi Arabia imported Billy Bob from Mississippi and his entire white trash family 60 years ago and you've just had more and more of his family coming over in the six decades since.That's bascially the deal we've got going on here.
Good album
>>201471318would love to have her sit on my face every night for the rest of my life
>>201471407murdered a pregnant woman and had a recorded livestream up as he did it to fake an alibi
>>201471343I kind of like it when a woman's big arse cheeks are cold to the touch
suck my orc cock
>>201471367why did i watch all of this
Divorced, beheaded and diedDivorced, beheaded, survivedI am Henry VIIII had six sorry wivesSome might say I ruined their lives
My body hurts like hellBut one day it won't
I just want a beautiful girlfriend.
keep needing to pooarsehole burns
RIP Sid Vicious (the wrestler)
I truly am a broken husk of a man
>>201471663>>201471654>>201471927fuck up you depressed loser virgin freaks
gay porn
toby..
exceedingly terrible state of the threadjust popped in and back out I go
seen a gaylad with his gaymate standing by the old gayporn shop
Still don't know how people make friends. Only way I see it is>go to new class/workplace/club>people decide within 2 days if they like you or not>you are now friends (or not)That's it
>>201471663https://youtu.be/a0mCpsKnbEU?si=NFFepkzo6g4JiLZI
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alri
Was posting in the family gc and my zoomer cousins mocked me for finishing my texts with a full stop.
My cousin called me a asshole because I told my dad I refused to college because of how miserable it makes me he went behind my back
>barely stops himself from puking drunk https://youtu.be/QOABncf66sM?si=zqcEXTLr1LuWF0oe
saw funnylad the other daydidn’t even make me smirk
Morning team. Got a 10 hour shift looming. Having some lion bar cereals. Can't believe how dark it is now at this time.
>>201470604bump it or your mom dies in her sleep>>201472092
Farting up a storm in the SCB
Readiness potential, also known as the Bereitschaftspotential, is a phenomenon in neuroscience that refers to the brain activity that occurs before a voluntary movement is made.This brain activity can be detected by electrodes on the scalp and appears to precede the conscious intention to move.This has led some researchers to argue that our decisions and actions are determined by unconscious processes in the brain, rather than by free will.If the readiness potential is indeed a reliable indicator of brain activity preceding conscious decision-making, it could suggest that our actions are predetermined by unconscious processes in the brain, rather than being freely chosen.
myra hindley cum tribute
Got like 5.5 hours sleep last night and somehow feel more tired than when I get 2 hours sleep.
>>201472356*unsubscribes from blog*
how do fat arsed black women wipe their asses and make sure no poo particles are stuck in their gigantic bums?
>>201472474don't know
>>201472474They don’t.
>>201472474fire hose
>>201470604Wish someone would torture her. White women were a mistake.
>>200940364i got the job lads
>>201472560get in lad
>Jimmy Carter will be the first President ever to reach the age of 100 if he's still alive on October 1sthope he makes it lads
How would be a UK with Mr.Bean as the prime minister?
>>201472595We just had bojo mate
>>201472595https://youtu.be/BiqDZlAZygUsignificantly better than right now lol
>Earth hit 8 billion last year and we're already 17% of the way to 9 billionmake it stop
>>201472595You know better than us.
>>201472676and the white population dwindled we're fucked lad
sent my gf a text 24 hours ago and she hasn't responded yetit's over
Mr bean. Funny
>>201472713
>>201472728not sure what the point of this edit isis that man someone famous
>not sure what the point of this edit is
When did aus become one of the worst posters
>>201472747screaming at this image LITERALLY me on the left n all
>>201472767none of the schizo and spammer posters are australian nowadays thougheveryank, brit, belgian; but no aussies
Just lift bro:')
>thoughever
>>201472772hello bald king
catberg doing purrtoil curled up on the bedhappy as a pig in muck so she is
>>201472767read a week back that some indian bloke got residency in ausland and has nestled in /brit/, so that’s my bet
>>201472794i did this and got a gf so check mate
they tell you to lift, but they never tell you to drop
the hardest part isn't picking something up, it's letting it go...
>>201472801bald + manlet + beard kekI'm not jacked like that bloke though and I also don't talk to women
>>201472837>>201472848
*enters thread*morning lads. how's it hanging?
morning lads. first day of the working week. sucking a coffee here in my smelly rented bedsit on wilmslow road, cheadle. anticipating a shite week at work as always aha xhow are you lot doing then
>>201471107arse nal
they're trying to assassinate me
>>201472965what happened, someone put a hit out on the most boring man in the UK?
>>201472965Just teleport to seers village tobyThey don't have the magic level
>>201472967was your goal to make me cry? because well donewell fucking done
>>201472967done him
>>201472987was your goal to make me yawn? because well donewell *yawn* fucking done
looking at dildos on amazon lads
mateberg telling me about how his date went last night and while I'm happy for him it made me realise how unbothered I am about women literally cannot be arsed with them at all, quite happy just spending my time on hobbies and crack out a wank if I get the horn on at any timeanyone else know this feel lads?
>>201473034a tragically naïve post
A clue lost
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1724625776110699.webm
>>201473046How so
>>201473034this was me until I stopped wanking for a period and felt incredibly lonelywanking just numbs you
>>201473046how so? this has only occurred since breaking up with a nightmare gf myself and being much happier as a resultwould rather not be a henpecked shell of a man myself
posting NSW links on SFW boards is unacceptable
>>201473071You have traumaIt isn't healthy to write off half of our species
>>201473073nobody made you click it you dozy twat
fucking HATE new south wales links on my blue board
when's the last time you lads had sex?
>>201473071which of these two scenarios seem more likely:A) you will never care about women ever againB) you're enjoying a short-term relief after a traumatic relationship
>>201473098haha
>>20147309916 days ago
>>201473093you're rightwe need to write off the entire species
>>201473118how was it?
might try and get groomed
>>201473060Blue board lad. Enjoy your 3-day vacation.
>>201473106you're right in fairness mate and I don't doubt what I'm experiencing is a temporary feelthe endless march of datingtoil looms for me in the near future jo doubt, just enjoying feeling like myself again is all
back from the gymfeel sick from my creatine drank and my triceps, especially left, feel like hellfire
>>201473172yes we must enjoy every moment as it comes
>>201473194sounds like that drink is "creatin" some issues for you haha
>>201473171It's not against the rules to post NSFW links and there's nothing even NSFW in that video beyond the dialogue
>>201473231impossible to know what the link contains before clicking on it unless one has some turbo-virgin 4chan extension
Why the fuck do my colleagues keep talking about their babies? I don't fucking care mate.
Now they're talking about how good Temu is. It's low quality plastic shit. Don't get normies one bit.
>>201470604I wish I could be able to live like everyone else does you know most people go to Europe or Japan in their early 20's
>>201473279>>201473292Relax
>husband has 22 credit cards and $18k in debt>wife is complaining that he bought a car battery>she has $110k in student loan debtOMDshttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1724734350375225.webm
student debt is not comparable to credit card debt
To the right of center, moderate, liberal, educated, rational, conservative. These are the words I would use to describe my political leanings.
>>201473438$110k student loan debt is worse than $18k credit card debtalso the guy makes $60k and she makes $30kshe's the deadbeat, not him
I have just eaten a large amount of ground beef potatoes and french beans with the gravy and onions and mushroomsnow we must settle our stomachs with fizzy water with the lime juice and ginger syrup insideenjoy
>>201473450libertarian willing to temporarily support ethnonationalist socialism because libertarianism cannot survive the existence of non-white vermin
A job, is needed in my life.
>>201473279maybe you should go move to an island somewhere far away with other people who don't care about the regeneration of life
>>201473453Credit card debt can be quickly more expensive over time if not paid off
>>201473508Libertarianism is neo-liberal, Raeganomics pacifist defeatist nonsense.
>Libertarianism is neo-liberal
line it up hoesone two threeI'm a bad bitchy'all can't kill me
>>201473549>libertarianism is buzz-word, buzzword, buzzword, buzzword nonsense!nigger
Made a thread but forgot to add the tags. >>201473554>>201473554>>201473554
if back to the future were made today, marty would be travelling to 1994
Been inhaling wood lacquer fumes for 4 or 5 days straight
>>201473557Half of their platform is based around taking Ronald Reagan’s deregulation shit and dialing it up to 11, so yes, extremely neoliberal. The other half is being anti-war to the point of bending over and spreading their ass cheeks to every foreign enemy and spouting off about how no war waged by any Western country could ever possibly be won.
ay, ay, ay, ayroll up out the bed (ay)turn my swag oooontook a look, in the mirror, said what's up?ayyyyyyyyyyi'm gettin moneyyyyooooooooooohbut my niggas. damn. i be waking up too damn early s m h realtalk. but i had a thought (or should ya boy say, second thoughts) about the a ma maniere 3s droppin today. i been thinkin... maybe these joints ain't it, ya dig? these heaters don't hit like i like it. i been tossin up whether i should dip from some of these raffles i signed up for cos dog... i ain't know it i want these cats no mo. i'll keep y'all posted as i decide. and as always, west siiiyiiiiiide!
>two related things are the same thing
new gym gave me a free water bottle and towel when i joined but they're both shit and i want to use my own bottle and towel
any absolute spacker man in
>>201473679They want you to be free advertising
>Libertarianism started with Ronald Raegan
>>201473617Pace of change in the offline world seems slower now. Feel like the outside world here hasn't changed much since 2003.
take a showertouch grasslift weightsadquire a clue
pooing my bum off
>>201473660>>201473697Why are you seething?
thoughts on them a ma maniere jordan 3s i posted dogs? cop or not on them joints ay?
what books you lot reading then
>if you point out my stupidity, i win
They should make a Back to the Future now with a Down Syndrome Marty
yooo codes i got the new nike -ees
>>201473742conan pastiches
>>201473759W post, ay, ay, ay
>>201473742spicy wolf
>>201473770corr sex
why is this shit being normalised on every board?given they're a model minority in the UK I think we should speak out against it more
what do y'all think about these joints? ay, ay, ayhmu in the comments down below
>>201473794good morning sir
Morning lads! It’s me again, the unemployed virgin incel loser. Hope you all have a cracking day!
made my coffee too late and i'll have to drink it while it's too hot to get out in time
I am not even socialist I just want the living standards of Germany
Business idea:Thermos drip feeding into your anus for on the go coffee
ay, ay, ay, ay, aywhat y'all sayin on these?
>>201473814I would rather have socialism honestly I mean it's better than the system we have now
just occurred to me i haven't had any caffeine in weeks, next coffee is going to blast me to the moon
>>201473830assuming it's ethnonationalist i'd agreeif not it's just going to be what we have now but degrading 3x as fast
idk dog... these joints might be a L. i ain't trippin when i say 210 be a lil too muh fuh me cuh, ya dig dat?
Yea, doc. I have this problem. Sometimes when I add a video to the see later playlist on NewPipe the app closes.
>>201473853Honestly I hate my country so much I wish I could have been born in Australia or Europe
being australian is a nightmare if you're not the outgoing type
>>201473835Can't stand the shite makes me feel mad
>>201473794>given they're a model minority in the UKkek good laughbut seriously theres a huge difference between the jeets that were high class enough to come to the uk generations upon generations ago, sikhs, and modern day hindus being shipped in on fraudulent qualifications and student visas once again the typical progressive utopian idea that everyone is identical when it comes down to it fails because it makes them completely unwilling to acknowledge that generations upon generations of specific societal structure, in this case a strict caste based class system, has actually succeeded in separating genetic filth from the cream of the crop
today is gonna be a bad day for my arse i can already tellmight have to submit myself to a toil poo
>>201473915MODS
>>201473835i never drink caffeine but i had a redbull while drinking to stay up for a euros game at 5ami was awake until 9pm that night, deliriously sleep deprived and on a hangover without sleeping which feels awful anywayid rather have done a line of coke lol
Mental how peng Sprite is.
not sure if i want my body to be found when i top myself
>>201473940hall monitor ass nigga
>>201473974why do you care you'll be dead
any severely depressed and self-medicating with illicit substances man in
Fell in love with a cartoon woman :/
>>201473915reminds me of my mum whom i love
>>201470604after reading the New Yorker article I unironically believe she’s innocent
any happy chappy in
whenever I see a dogshit yank post (any yank post) I go to /cum/ and try ruin the thread to make up for it
>>201473641is it nice?
>"The riots didn't just betray the sickness, they revealed the cure, found not in the cynical conflict of populism but in the coming together of a country the morning after" to clear "up their community". - Keir StarmerHear that rorke?
>>201474010who*
addicted to opioids ladswhat now? do i go to the doctor and get on buprenorphine?
>>201474021How does one ruin a /cum/ thread
>>201474042Don’t know what those words mean mate. Why are my bills going up and why are children being stabbed?
>>201474021an eye for an eye makes the whole world blind
mental how ngubu earns 50 grand a week MINIMUM for kicking a ball about yet here’s me a hard working professional man earning a pitiful £1800 a month after tax worrying about how ill pay my capital one off this month
>>201474055yeah sounds good, just call him on your telephine haha
>>201473943Why the fuck did you stay up for a Euros game?
>>201474065suggest you rise up against your capitalist overlords if you don't like it
>>201474065so play better football than he does*crosses arms and smirks at your inferior football ability*
>>201474071stfu n00b before i pwn you
>>201474065commie
might get the football podcasts on this morning
>>201474065I don't mind that per seWhat's really mental is the retards who watch it
>I don't mind that per se>What's really mental is the retards who watch it
>>201474113Ya seethin
>>201473974jump into a wood chipper
>>201474124pray tell, how can wood be chipper?
>>201474134no mate you misunderstoodyou, whilst chipper, jump into a wood, meaning a forest
>>201474124i was thinking, dose myself up on opioids, then do AJ soprano's suicide except in the ocean (i'll charter a boat)
Oasis reforming is a psyop
Youtube toil then dream toil.No wank toil today.
done my hairjust need to brush my teeths and pop my shoes and a coat on and then i'll be ready to go (@ 7:15)
>>201474145might get too monged out to do itand if not, then not monged out enough to not be all like "fucks sake" about drowning
>”Things can only get better”>They get worseNot on really.
Bussiness idea: Oasis labouring
>>201474185i'll set it up to be like i'll only fall in when i'm so monged that i pass out
>>201474220sounds like it would be tricky to get rightwhat if your contraption malfunctions? do you have the technical nous to pull it off?
>>201474256you're right i should probably just jump into a gorge instead, keep it simple
Emma Watson taking a big ole hammer to my nutsack.
>>201474279just need to reach terminal velocity and you'll splatter into a mush of fleshy muck. basically the same as being undiscovered innit
cannot WAIT for leftypol to discover there's more than one Nasty Party
would probs go to oasis at wembley or summing if they do reunite even tho i don't even like em that much
Steal an airplane and fly way up high over the ocean then jump out of the plane and splatter the waves at terminal velocity. Your body will never be found.
managed to do an admittedly small poo just thenbodes well for the rest of the day hopefully i won't be farting my guts out in the office for the next 9 hours
>>201474362>9 hours7.4 for me
armpits are oddly sweaty
>>201474385well i guess it's 8 that i'm paid for but in practical terms it's 9
the girl I went on a date with last night that I thought would be a right whore was in fact a right whore
>>201474410Disappointed it was consensual?
post a webm that will make me go "awooga!"
>>201474407Never really sweated thereLast 2 weeks?Actually drippingCovid 2 or something
>>201474419no I had a good time and will see her again
actually mental how shit and sterile most things have become after covid
>>201474428
>>201474451grimshe got an ass like dat cottage cheese!
>>201474451*toot*
>>201474435You're a right whore
>>201474447you make actual good posts.are you here everyday
>>201474447how do ye meean
>>201474407mom's spaghetti
well said beth
>how do ye meean
>>201474485Who is this and why is she so ugly
>>201474485Who is this and why is she so pretty
>>201474485Who is this and why does my heart hurt so bad
>>201474485Who is this and why does my brain hurt so bad
>>201474488When you nod your head yes, but you wanna say no
>>201474485ohdear
>>201474545Getting tested for ADHD and autism is free thoughever
9 more posts to go<
>>201474545It's free....>but i have to go private!!!Fuck off
alright
Not very nice outHeavy weatherOppressive
how long until kim jong un snaps and decides to invade south korea
ufc 305 was ass
>>201474583About to go and run in it I am
>>201474591They have too many witches
>>201474600Grim
>>201474591He can't do shit.CIA and China literally control him unironically,
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