barn owl edition>>201471576previous
Dude nuclear war LMAO
>>201473004first
sub-zero
You were a post early
>>201473004i love barn owls so much
>>201473021me on the rightwhy are they doing that though>>201473026it will be okay
fuuuck. God... blessed captcha. lousy thingy.
>>201473039Rules are rules. Get him, janny
my owl-related linguistic fact was under-appreciated
i thought a nuclear bomb went off the other night but it was just some thunder. i've heard a lot of thunder in my time but this one sounded like a giant metal torus falling and clattering on a giant linoleum floor in a giant echoey room. very unusual. it woke me, i sat right up in my bed like the undertaker and thought damn the chinese just sent a missile. then i went back to slee
>>201473035good i'm glad this op resonated with youthis is a picture of us, with me on the right
>>201473054Missed it, what was it?
My tummy hurts. My refusal to drink alcohol seems to offend some of my family members. I don't care though, I find it ridiculous that we are all in our 30s and they still act like 22yr olds with juvenile peer pressure tactics and aggressively trying to push liquor and occasionally other drugs on people. >"you're so lame">"what are you a bitch just take a shot">"quit being a faggot do a line with me">"this is why girls dont like you"Its boring and outdated. Too old for this shit
>>201473054i appreciated it
Russians have more Nordic ancestry so they look whiter. Ukrainians on average have a swarthier complexion due to mixture with more southern peoples.
>>201473077alcoholics are losers
starting to think that we will never colonize the galaxy and that interstellar travel might be impossible. we could totally colonize the solar system thoughever and harness the sun's energy for billions of years
>>201473059have you seen what they look like as infants? very creepy
>>201473039>why are they doing that thoughTo stay warm, duh
>>201473100reddit
how could you post this when you know i'm thinking about girlberg and her favorite animal was a barn owl
case in point
>>201473108How is that reddit?People have been fantasizing about this for a hundred years
>>201473058i've had lightning strike so close to my house that it broke the outer pane of a double pane glass window >>201473077i have to deal with this constantly, i don't drink and people call me all sorts of names because i abstain. it just makes me sick, and i don't like how it feels. alcohol is like getting hit over the head with a hammer, there are so much better drugs to do
>>201473064>>201472745>>201473078alright I owe you one then
>>201473103post picture or webm of infant owls please>>201473096Glad i escaped the alcoholic trap. I had it pretty bad when i worked at a grocery store but then got over it.
>>201473103oh my god they look like aliens>>201473105thats what i figured, but you never know these days huhuhuhuhu
>>201473115it was reddit a hundred years ago, too
>>201473128i dont have one>>201473130this guy does
>>201473133you're boring and have no sense of wonder
>>201473004I'll reiterate, just once moreThis should be next OP's imagehttps://youtu.be/vnRmIBoyfBM?si=AibSOdMEFVBvrDFz
>>201473109im sorry this is the last owl ill post and then ill stop >>201473128heres some baby barn owls
>>201473124Oh. I did see it. That’s not a linguistic fact so much as a language fact
here's another fun fact: barn owls will sometimes eat their younger siblings if they're starving
>>201473163>That’s not a linguistic fact so much as a language fact
>>201473165that's not very fun :/
>>201473165that is incorrect. stop spearing lies!
>>201473178dust in the wind innit >>201473181it's not. i saw a video of it happening
>>201473165Who wouldn't.
>>201473181>spearingmeant to say spreading. alcohol is doing its job? maybe?
>>201473174If I say it’s hot outside, is that a weather fact or a physics fact?
>>201473185>tf>tp
kitchen remodel is starting next weekif that one anon is here who recommended a bosch dishwasher, you'll be happy to know that's the one i ended up going with
>>201473196both
>>201473004This bird fills Mexicans with fear.
>>201473165Birds still carry on that dinosaur spirit
>>201473154Maybe this one's better
>>201473188i live in that really high tower in the background you can see my window
>>201473188where are they going
>>201473206You’re retarded
>>201473227>>201473227How?Explain your reasoning.
>>201473223lol
Do people still as if you're vaccinated? If someone asks I can just lie and say yes right? Like there's no document or anything
Not going to engage with retards who don’t see the elegance of such a simple analogy (crafted ad hoc btw)
>>201473198career, FAVSTIAN spirit, women
>>201473223
>>201473252>>201473268Why are these cats ruining their lungs
>>201473257Semantics are not popular for online arguments
>>201473247Yeah no one’s going to check. Haven’t been asked in at least 2 years
>>201473223>>201473271Those don't really exist bro
>>201473277Baited. I'm reporting you to canadian officials. Enjoy prison, chud.
>>201473247why would they ask? nobody asks anymore and yeah you can just say yes because there is no possible way they could know by now anyways
>>201473274because it's cool or something
>>201473282los reyes magos si existen
>>201473205hey that was me. no ragrats you'll love it.
>>201473298Las palomas en realidad no existen, son los papás
>>201473252i relate to this cat
>>201473260do you speaka da mandarin
>>201473295I'll be sure to read all of this carefully
>>201473205>bosch dishwasherdid it look like this?
>>201473328lol
> Mariah Carey's mother and sister both died on the same day this past weekendnooooooo not my cocoa butter almond caramel macadamia nut milk chocolate light skinned nubian queen :(((
>>201473311huh
>>201473314this is the one i relate to
>>201473328Oh he’s got TRIPTYCH money
>>201473345I used to smoke those
>>201473342You know it's true
>>201473335She deserves it for getting fat desu>>201473345Stop posting these
>>201473328very intricate >>201473351same that was my go to for a long time>>201473355ok sorry ill stop
>>201473345is there a marlboro southern cut one
>>201473354nigga that sentence makes no sense to me>>201473362there's an owl in the middle panel
>>201473369The most profound truths seldom make sense to the intellect
>>201473380i don't know enough spanish to understand fancy prose
>>201473188ANTARCTICANS THAWED
>>201473390I said birds are actually everyone's parents, dude
>>201473405okay... that still makes no sense.
>>201473365yes but this is the last one im posting that one anon wants me to stop
>>201473418No it doesn't
>>201473422fuck you
stinky
HUMANS ARE SUCH EASY PREY
>>201473460
>>201473419now this one is quite literally me in all respects
>>201473320Not well, I'm a tone-let. My reading and writing were better.
oh fuck fuck fuck. anxiety is creeping in.
how do I get over my fear of driving?
>>201473460The most dangerous game
>>201473486if you know it's about to happen is there anything you can do to nip it in the bud
>>201473489KEK what are you 15?
>>201473489make others afraid of you
>>20147349724I have my license but I've driven once in the past 4 years because its so scary
>>201473489Dive into shallow water first I guess, idk
>>201473496i suppressed it with alcohol but now that the effects are wanning, it's hitting me.
>>201473489i was really scared of driving, but for me it was just exposurei was so scared when i had to drive downtown and parallel park and stuff, but after doing it for a while it just becomes routine.i got over my interstate fear the same way
>>201473505that's adorable. how would you like to be my girlfriend? i'll drive you around everywhere (in your parents' car).
>>201473519I know but its so hard to work up the courage for that exposure. One mistake and you die? How has driving become normalized in society>>201473523Its not adorable, its fucking pathetic and its going to ruin my life if I dont get over it. And im not a girl
>>201473540uhhhh. why are you not a girl
>>201473489You keep doing it and become desensitizedEvery day if i fail to turn at the right time i will die. Every day i come home fine. Ive never been in an accident.
i was made for fuckin dudes baby - gay KISS
>>201473517do you have anything you can do to cope other than alcohol ? go for a walk maybe ? idk everyone has different coping mechanisms i don't know what works for you in particular >>201473540ok so like, i've had a few wrecks and totaled my first car i got when i was 16. you gotta understand that modern cars are really safe and they have airbags everywhere. driving is dangerous, but all you can do is be attentive and drive defensively . always assume that other people on the road are complete numbskulls and treat them as such. people turn without using their blinker, speed, and blow stop signs. you can't control that, but you can control where your car is if that makes sense
>>201473517See, my little trick for getting over anxiety was a year and a half of psychoanalysis.
to that mexican i cursed at, sorry. i take it back. bls return to the thread
>>201473489Alcohol suppresses anxiety
No man lives, can live, without having some object in view, and making efforts to attain that object. But when object there is none, and hope is entirely fled, anguish often turns a man into a monster
>>201473594just flash your pp. mejicans love cute pps
>>201473517you need to boof some ashwaganda and flex your traps in the mirror and pound your chest and do a war growl. stop being a beta lil bro
>>201473584>>201473578I'm afraid that something abnormal will happen on the highway and I won't react fast enough/correctly and I'll crash at a super high speed and die/paralyze myself/kill someone else/ pay a fortune for a totaled car.
>>201473600This is good advice.
which streamers do you watch? i watch destiny
>>201473604flash yours first cocksucker. fuck you
>>201473627various women with less than 50 viewers on average
>>201473627Whatifalthist
>>201473611im usually the person who'd drive 10mph below the limit and keep a distance of 5-6 seconds between me and the car in front since im particularly slow and retarded
>>201473635do you chat with them
>>201473627Northernlion exclusively.Please stop watching destiny, debate guys rot the brain
>>201473611like i said, i had interstate phobia for a long time, any road that went over 55mph was a no go for me, i felt like i would swerve all over the place and hit an oncoming car. but it's so rare, and you can't control abnormal things like that. and where i live, driving isn't optional so i had to get over it. just take it in small spurts, maybe drive to something nearby like a gas station or pharmacy and just slowly, and progressively make longer and longer trips on more difficult roads until you feel comfortable with the idea of driving. i know how you feel but if i could get over it, you can too.
>>201473646yes they say hi to me when they see my username and I get a dopamine boost
>>201473631that's pretty rude of you
>>201473652no hes a smart guy
>>201473659i didnt mean it.
>>201473677you frogs are so mercurial
>>201473664Don’t say you weren’t warned
>>201473677i forgive you
>>201473656i hope you get a streamer gf
>>201473685what does that mean>>201473687DONT SMOKE!
Often a man endures for several years, submits and suffers the cruellest punishments, and then suddenly breaks out over some minute trifle, almost nothing at all
>>201473685somebody read that word in a fortune cookie or something i keep seeing it employed here
>>201473701nah they all live far away from me, and flirting in twitch chat is extremely cringe. i just like talking to cute girls
>>201473611Go play gta and near miss all the npcs instead of running them over. The physics are more accurate than most racing games. I credit playing that as a teenager to my good driving skills.
>>201473635how do you manage? i would be really uncomfortable in a low pop room like that
>>201473708someone got mad at me for using that word months ago and i haven't forgotten
>>201473715uhhh idk I just chat with them and other people in the chat, like I would in /cum/, if /cum/ had a streamer overlord that we were all here because of.If a streamer has a bitchy attitude then I stop watching her, but they are usually nice to me
>>201473739yeah but then it's like they're desperate and if you leave they would get bummed out. i prefer to be a shadow, watching invisibly over at the rest of humanity.
Destiny is a blue hair libtard cuckold
>>201473758>yeah but then it's like they're desperate and if you leave they would get bummed out.I don't get this vibe from any of them but you do you. They all have simps sending them money already so I can just talk and come and go as I please
goodnight
>>201473784fair enough
>>201473785good night
>>201473781chud
>>201473785Good night bud
>>201473781>>201473805Not an argument
>>201473824fake
>>201473824umm it's august 26
>>201473848nuh uh
>>201473872Says the destiny viewer
yeah im a liberal
I've almost paid off my iPhone from 2021.
>>201473898congrats on paying double
>>201473785Goodnight fren
>>201473898i had to get a new one earlier this year
It's crazy that when you were all born your parents looked down at you and smiled before looking at each other and said "he's perfect" and kissed your forehead before looking over at a doctor and saying "okay now chop a part of his cock off"Really boggles the mind
There goes the thread. Night fellas
>>201473951good night
Me? I'm still here.
it's winter 2007 and you just got back from the game store with one copy of Mass Effect for the Xbox 360
>>201474025No I was playing Pokémon Ranger
In preparation for my new phone arriving later this week, I'm transferring (copying not cut/pasting) all music that's on my current phone onto my new 2TB hard drive that my best buddy sold to me for $30 CAD. It's a lot of music, like almost 500 gigs.
Canada is the Scotland of America
>>201473951>>201473965>>201474014>>201474022>>201474025>>201474034...Anonymous 08/27/24(Tue)06:38:07 No.201473945It's crazy that when you were all born your parents looked down at you and smiled before looking at each other and said "he's perfect" and kissed your forehead before looking over at a doctor and saying "okay now chop a part of his cock off"Really boggles the mind.
>>201474025I was currently addicted to WoWyeah yeah i know
>>201474058Zoomer filth spotted.
>>201474025i had singstar for the ps2 with those stupid little usb microphones around that timeit was fun and silly
>>201474038accurate
I'm never going to stop using this general as my therapist I'm sorry. My mind is deeply damaged.
>>201474085my negro
i've been getting really into masturbation lately
>>201474121
>>201474117Is this Rumble or whatever the fuck? Link?
>>201474133I've paired with a girl on Omegle maybe twice in my life. It's 99.99%+ dudes.
i feel lightheaded
>>201474144Some days I think I'm terminally online, and then there are people like you.
10:54pm covfefetime
>>201474202Vancooouuveeerr
>>201474043Got a small crack on the very bottom of my screen after being too lazy to buy a new screen protector. That will probably effect the trade price.
>>201474207Lov VanCity
I've enjoyed my time on /usa/, but I think it's time for me to find a new home board. Perhaps /diy/ for renovating my home, or perhaps /g/ for the autism.
Acting like an entitled prince actually gets you stuff
>>201474217>he thinks the recreational mushroom/LSD/DMT/etc shops are the problem
>>201474244Wow this soyjak is ripped!Thanks for reminding me to do my calisthenics
>>201474230/diy/ is too slow, /g/ is too many consooooomer threads, but it used to be good and funny
>>201474254My pleasure my nigga.
>>201474284Get conscripted, Vlad.
My favorite porn star is Lorena Garcia. She's the only one I've ever thought "I wish I could have saved her."
>>201474306*favourite. Get it right.
>>201473627Destiny is the epidemy of the "deformed traitor" character trope. Character tropes are just interpretations of reality. Malformed betrayer is as old as human history.In Africa there's a saying "The boy who is not embraced by the village, will burn it down to feel its warmth"
>>201474324*epitome. Goddamned illiterate Americans.
>>201473627I watch flat Earth debunking content creators like MCToon LOL.
>>201474363Open your mind mannnnnnnnnn>>201474378DILATE
>>201474363You can't overdose from LSD
>>201474389You can induce psychosis from massive amounts of it, though.>>201474396Nigga.
>>201473058Cool imagery
Cleaned up the depression mess of beer cans and trash
>>201474433Nigggaaaaaaa
>>201474427Glad to hear it
Toronto is 10% Muslim.
>>201474323You spelled it wrong.
It started out with a kiss how did it end up like this
>>201474427Good job, dude. Did you do it under your own volition, or did someone find your mess like in my case?
niggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
this reminded me of you guys
>>201474568I tell people I can usually tell when someone is British just by looking at them and they don't know what I mean. I will show them this photo.
>>201473021Assuming the llama on the left is female and the other two are male, is it gayer to be the one in the center or the one on the right?
https://youtube.com/shorts/TO5qDttXFy8
AdBlock has blocked 29,608 popups on my computer in the roughly year and a half I've owned it.
>>201474520I am moving and it had to be cleanedStill depressedish and drinking plenty
>>201473295Can't tell if it's legit or not, because it's information overload.
Indian food is too sweet for my taste. Prefer savory flavors
>>201474412It's unlikely to be able to OD on LSD, but you can seriously fuck your brain up, if you start taking high doses. The guy who discovered LSD, fucked his brain up really bad because he didn't know better.
Thoughts on this webm?
did Russia win yet
Do you fuck with psyop babes?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FT6vQPlPvM
>>201474771trashy
>>201474795Hell yeah
i think i have a blood sugar thing going on because i felt lightheaded and then i ate a little something and i feel better now
>>201474811I'm glad you're feeling better anon
>>201474771Can't tell what the negress took.
>>201474811This is what you crave.
>>201474826OH I think it was the money those people left.
>>201474826Money for a tip.
>>201474801Wtf are you talking about? LSD is normally quite safe, just don't start taking crazy amounts of it, or you'll fuck your brain over. I'm talking about doses that would require being a chemist to make it yourself levels, not the amounts you'll get from some dealer.
>>201474843What is your opinion on shrooms
>>201474840Why are N-words like this?
>>201474825thanks i was a little scared because last time i got light headed like this was when i almost had to go to the hospital>>201474829i want to hate this but i think i would reluctantly take a bite. i would eat it with a fork and knife thoughbut i just had a few squares of milk chocolate and a few strawberries just now
>>201474859Thug culture exacerbated by rap music, plus poverty and lack of education. This leads to impulsiveness and a warped perspective of right from wrong.
>>201474866*Hugs* don't overthink it and make it worse
Can't steal the tip I left if I left no tip lmao. Thinking ahead of these thugs.
>>201474866Would you be able to eat this whole meal for $1,000,000
>>201474843LSD is what activated terry Davis schizophrenia
I'm going to leftypol with the real thinkerslater trannies
>>201474915no, i went to whataburger on saturday and barely finished one of their regular burgers and didn't even touch the fries
This shit is the BOMB
>>201474944Look it up
pinoy girls are supposed to be the fallback if you can't get anything else
>>201474970this makes me profoundly uncomfortable there's something wrong
>>201475000i see this trend a lot where someone will have a perfectly good burger, and then they dump a half pound of melted cheese on top, ruining it this is an extension of that trend i guess
>>201475004I'll tell you what's wrong, they are eating at Texas Roadhouse so all of that food came out of a freezer. Also it's probably fetish content for some people
This is my last food-related webm, but I have enough to fill multiple /cum/ threads
Just saying you're a low value man if you go for them
>>201475048>this has hints of cigarette smoke
>>201475048i feel like him wearing food gloves is a no brainer
>>201474856I prefer shrooms over acid, as long as you know that there's a decent chance that you'll feel nauseous from eating the shrooms. I like how easily your emotional barriers lower while on shrooms, and how easy it is to have emotional connections with others. Also the depth tricks that happen while on shrooms can be really cool, there's been a few times that playing video games had the foreground layers have a way better 3D effect than you get with the 3D movies. Things really looked like they had a lot more depth.>>201474889>How many trips have you had 4>whats the highest dose you took?4 tabs, and I was high for 16 hours. Got bored after 8 and wished I was able to sleep, but my mind kept looping on fucking nothing. I tried smoking weed to help, but that seemed to intensify the last 4 hours from how it normally drops off.>>just don't start taking crazy amounts of itNot sure why I would. I've done enough drugs to just tell true stories, no need to embellish them.>Everyone is different with dosages.Yes, that's why it's called an LD-50, because it's just a lethal dose for 50% of the population. The more substances you abuse, the higher your tolerance becomes.Still doesn't change the fact that you'll ruin your brain, if you take WAY over the 1k ug.
One more.At what age did you learn how to put out a grease fire?No one gets hurt in this video but I can't imagine how expensive this was to clean up
Just took a sploosh shit. A sploosh shit is when I do a big, wet, yet gushy shit that sounds like dumping pig guts into water.>>201474915I weigh 275 lbs and no, no I wouldn't.>>201474927Illiterate.>>201475080How do you put out a grease fire? A fire extinguisher?
>>201475103You suffocate it. Those girls should have covered the pot
>>201475080i had this drilled into my head from a young age from my mom probably 8 years old or somethingdon't put water on a grease fire, smother it
>>201475124You mean Brian Jones, cult leader and architect of the Jonestown Massacre?
>>201475114>you suffocate itI figured.
Oops wait no Brian Jones was in the rolling stones, I'm thinking of Jim Jones
>>201474915That's at the level of those professional food eaters. I could eat like 2 of the burgers, and then not want to eat for the rest of the day. But for a million, I'd force myself to do it. That's a lot of fries, so I'd want to soak them first.
>>201475169oh shit i forgot to make it i was watching youtube you got me fair n square
Jannies deleted our thread.
so you delete a bunch of posts in an old thread and then delete the new man you're a fucking retard
>>201477130Who cares it was schizojeets
I still don't even know why it was deleted. No one was even talking about anything that is controversial.
>jannies delete 41 posts in this thread>and an entire active thread that we were posting inDid the jannies run out of teenagers to groom on discord or something?
Ayo, she be lookin' like her pussy stank!
>>201474956Mmmmmmmmm. I love a good, tangy yellow mustard, with real ingredients.>Est. 1814>EnglishYup.
LIKE A BAT OUTTA HELL I'LL BE GONE WHEN THE MORNING COMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>201477429
This nigga wearing Timbs
been farting all day
https://youtu.be/Bv9fkbj3Rug
>>201477130>>201477148>>201477277>>201477314You gotta understand how influential i am guys
Why can jeets not master proper English grammar?>why women so much hate good guys?>we no have>how I do this?Shit like that.
I really should be asleep
kekthis guy is so mad at his shit life he forgot to add " 't"
>>201478242They lie about their English skills when applying to come to Canada
>>201478316Don't gaslight me schizojeet.
https://youtu.be/cade_xTZeogMaam are you a prostitute
I can't believe this leafschizo calls everyone schizojeet.What happened to the goshpedo gimmick?
Everyone knows who you are you dumb hobbit
how do we make society more welcoming of black people so that they stop raping and stealing due to socioeconomic factors?
whats with all these leafs
Terrible day for leafs in this gen
your life is dogshit, don't talk to me schizo. go suck off brain is your secret discord server
>>201478361These are so funny.>>201478385You didn't even realize my grammar >>201478316 had nothing wrong with it, so you're the one with the poor grasp on the English language, not me, Rajeesh.
>>201478414It's 2 of them arguing back and forth, they've been at it for hours
>>201478414its one schizo on here from Vancouverpic rel where he shitposts from
>>201478438I don't think it's just me and him. There's at least one more Canadian ITT I think. Schizojeet isn't a real Canadian though, just a "student" making $5 an hour at Tim Hortons living with 16 other "students" in a single room in Kingston, Ontario so something like that.
everytime you see someone say schizojeet think about downtown eastside vancouver and why the generals quality of posts are is dogshit
hate people who try to act sassy by not replying during an argument
>>201478507You believe what you want.
>>201478525Normal jeet behavior
Wow, Trudeau really destroyed Canada. We've had some awful presidents in recent years but even they didn't fuck up this hard.What a disaster.
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