4 months4 daysThe clock is ticking...
So Jesus said to the twelve, “Do you want to go away as well?” Simon Peter answered him, “Lord, to whom shall we go? You have the words of eternal life, and we have believed, and have come to know, that you are the Holy One of God.”
getting blacked
what's worse than biting an apple and discovering a worm inside?britpop.
>>201483504is that meant to be ben shapiro
i think i misjudged the situation, she didn't want to see my soapy masturbation
Scots is a fake language and all Scots literature is unreadable drivel that history will thankfully forget.
CCP Labour gf
Tied my cock and balls to the ceiling fan and now I'm spinning around yelling "WWAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!" knocking over all the potted plants :/
>Whenever I read through an anthology of English verse I always skip the scots shite, utter fucking drivel.Spainnonce, be realistic. You can't actually read books.
>>201483536do worms even eat apples like that or is the cartoon jew just lying to us
>>201483559I also wish all MPs looked like me, we have a lot in common.
this MIGHT be rorke
moosenonce
Why does Rorke ignore the climate crisis?If he thinks immigration is bad now just wait until millions of third worlders are displaced because they can't grow food or survive the heat
it's taken me over a month to get 99 fishinghow the fuck do people manage to get 99 in every skill
>>201483577mate have you never picked up an apple with a worm in it oh mate you havent lived
Would love to live at Wizard's Tower, comfyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2T6Le21bzBU
>>201483600coldest summer on record
>>201483582vgh monoculture farming
lamo
Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in 'The Curse of the Flying Hellfish' (1996)
>>201483559itty bitty titties and a bob itty bitty titties and a bob
>>201483629good episode
Why do politicians need to look like you? Isn’t it better that they enact policies that help you regardless of their race or gender?
>>201483611is that the cowhide game? haha loved that shit back in the day, remember my mate bought a subscription and could kill the cows with claws. had nearly a million gold in it at one point
Yeah I'm a niggard, so what? We can't all be donating to charity, can we?
>>201483600serious question do you actually blieve in the climate catastrophy after the covid nonsense? do you not see it is 99% th same shite?
I wish I owned a house and could live in peace near Baxtorian Falls
going to Birmingham today
>>201483626banter
>>201483638get a room funboys
sucking a cowhide
>world doesn't actually get warmerUMMM, WE CALL IT CLIMATE CHANGE NOW YOU STUPID CHUD2 MORE WEEKS
>>201483480Christ you’re thick. Macbeth was a Scottish duke who later became king of Scotland. He couldn’t have been the “earl of Norway” because Norway isn’t a fucking earldom it was a kingdom.The Kingdom of Alba is often used to describe the Kingdom of Scotland before it controlled Strathclyde and Lothian prior to the 11th century. And I don’t know what monks you’re talking about, Gaelic was spoken all over by this point.
>>201483559
i haced u
screaming
I think what someone in the last thread said about Spain freak being the Anti-Scot is trueOfcourse he is very much pro England Irish diaspora and hates Scotland because mousey or something :/
I will never read anything written in Scots, but I do support anyone being proud of their nation and working to preserve its culture.
>>201483559mad how 'minorities' can openly say they dont give a fuck about anything else as long as they're the same race and unite by that one common thing
>>201483687thighs lookin good
>>201483687corrr would hit dat booty
>>201483687The fabled poonigger
>>201483687post the fuckjng link then
>>201483687I'd be on my hands and knees lapping it up like a dog that's been left in a hot car all day
>>201483680howling at his us polo association (NOT polo ralph lauren) jumperfucking povvo
>>201483644climate change is demonstrably real just the elite have managed to change it to a matter of personal behaviour and as a way to regulate the industry of weaker countries and denigrate them for being polluters
>>201483679It's an accepted idea that he was the Earl of Norway so you're post just drips with ignorance>And I don’t know what monks you’re talking about, Gaelic was spoken all over by this pointObviously because you don't know anything about this subjectIn short the only proof for this genocide is a single racist Irish priestYou can rest now
Im going to live somewhere in this image
did twice in 2022 and 2024, don't care anymore, not khhv
>>201483702that subreddit is suicide fuel. women are insane
>>201483733tk maxx special that
>>201483702It should be illegal for wives to deny their husband sex.
>>201483726https://x.com/marionawfal/status/1828392896938057766
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCcgAVgJcv8vgh runescape rap soul
>>201483734covid fanatic
>>201483702leave it on leddit next time yeah
>>201483747good man
sick of it lads, wish I didn't care, wish I could wrap my hands around their neck. my heart hurts everyday. I'm tired
Is this really necessary? PC gone mad
>>201483792woke mob up to their usual tricks
>>201483769no mate
>>201483792shouldve got a mac then, shouldn't you
>>201483792prefer not to say
>>201483761>all respectful and apologizing through the ring doorbell>rorke still seethingtypical
>>201483745By who? Who accepts this that he was the earl of an earldom that didn’t and couldn’t exist?I don’t know what genocide you’re talking about, do you mean the Gaelicisation of Scotland by Irish colonists. They didn’t completely genocide the natives, they conquered and assimilated them while also settling themselves. This is an impossible concept for you to grasp because you are autistic and can only think in black and white.
>>201483807A mac is a pc
What'll it be de lads?
>>201483559maybe if China had a parliament...This shite is why i'll only ever vote for a straight white male.
>>201483792boxable information
>>201483822Deranged witch
>>201483702she obviously hates him, the bloke should just end it with her
>>201483761HAHAHAHAHAfucking hell imagine apologising for it and still doing it, fucking subhumans
>>201483824>Preans wi a huil o grummelt breid
>>201483818>didn’t and couldn’t exist?W-what? The Earl of Norway is made up? I can't even read the rest of your post.
>>201483824Some fash and a bottle of your finest watter please, fishkeep
did i poo in your closet?prefer not to say
>>201483824clappit manch
I'll take you to the karambwan shopI'll let you lick the karambwanGo 'head B0aty, don't you stopKeep goin' till you hit 99, whoa
>>201483824some wee battles, banes and a bit of chookie breest
Business idea: get non-white people to start using antiquated white stereotypes i.e. something like old stereotypes of Native Americans, maybe Victorian England?Leftypol will love that they're "BTFOing" white peopleRorke will love that they're being "trad and based"Sounds like a win-win
The real test
>>201483792>PC gone madMe when my computer starts acting odd
Did anyone else read the tangshan tiger books when they were little?
>>201483892>australian post>it’s bad what else is new
>>201483819Haven't you seen the ad you FOOL?
>>201483870Yes. Because Norway was a KINGDOM not an earldom. There were many earldoms within Norway, but it was not an earldom itself.It’s like saying the “county of England”, he was the count of England. It’s retarded and makes no sense.
>>201483824Fucking lol
>>201483702get rid
>>201483902>weeminfowk
get her booked
I reckon the Spanish thing of putting a question mark at the start AND end of a sentence makes more sense than how we just put it at the end
>>201483902>WeeminfowkTransisters, latest terminology just dropped
>>201483946procced cuz i'm not her neighbor, ez
Being Scottish is fine, just don't pretend this hyper fixation on a DIALECT is anything other than bizarre cope.You speak English and have done for centures, just get over it.
>>201483934B-brother please stop this is scary your ignorance is terrifyingThe Earl of Orkney was THE Earl of Norway. He was 2nd only to the Norwegian king. You lack of understanding here is getting too much.
Might move to C____________a
>>201483946screaming
mad how woman is an abbreviation of wombed man
>>201483824battert sassitch and currie sowth please squire
>>201483990Costa Rica?
>>201483849tbf its an apology more than ive ever given for a public piss lol
>>201483990Canada?
>>201484003NO IT ISNTITS NOOOOOOOT
>>201483990Cumbria welcomes you
>>201483990Colombia
>>201483988You claimed he was the earl of Norway. He wasn’t. He wasn’t even earl of Orkney either. He was earl of Moray, which was controlled by the Scots.
>>201483990Chihuaha, Mexico
>>201483990Cambodia?
paying an escort to come over and shag me in my smelly childhood bedroom while my parents are home
may purchase oasis tickets simply to find an indie english rose
Ginormous slug visits my bathroom at night hahaha x I'll take a pic next time it pays a visit
>>201483990Cartagena?
i am the real life tony soprano
>>201483990Cucumbria
>>201483990chiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiina
>>201484054why would you make that up
hairy fanny
>>201483990Cockburnsia
>>201483990Croatia?
>>201484062I have to keep cleaning a slug/snail trail that appears in my living room for 18 months now and I've never seen the bastard thing.
>>201484084showing her my evangelion figures
>>201483990Columbia?
>>201483990cuba! ahaha
>>201483990Czechia?
>>201484057They won’t be interested unless you’re black mate
catberg is going on 15 and still as spry as ever, not a hint of age on him, except sometimes his eyes look a bit bloodshot, hope he's sleeping well
>>201483988There is no such title as "Earl of Norway" you're crazy
>>201483990Lumbridge
>>201483990Czechoslovakia is gone mate
>>201484062there’s a lizard that always poos on my gaming table. 1 day i'll catch this little fella and turn it into lizard soup
>>201484074you're sociopathic piece of fatberg with panic attacks?
>>201484102What if it slimes its way into your mouth when you're asleep and you get a parasite that paralyses you like that aussie fella who ate one for a dare
>>201483983Very brown post
>>201484054alri Lachlan
>>201484127so was minethen he died
>>201484112No such country mate
>>201484141?
sent that twat to the rusty gates of lumbridge
>>201484122i’m half
>>201484038>He wasn’t even earl of Orkney eitherHe was the Earl of Norway according to the theoryAs I explained and you ignoredYou can rest now>>201484042
rightoids>omg starmer is destroying the countryleftoids>its not starmers fault he has an impossible task the conservatives have ruined the country
Neeks bickering about feudal Norwegian titles
>>201484179Not good enough
>>201484170state lad
>>201483990Colonia, New Jersey?
>>201483990canberra? bit expensive there i heard!
>>201484170He was a brave Italian explorder, he discovered Columbia is what he did, and in this house Chrisopha Columbus is a hero. End of story!
>>201484102Tyrone’s cock trail that he leaves as he walks to wash his manhood off in the sink after satisfying your mum
>>201484198No such state
>>201484185Team leftoid, me
very very strong urge to consume today NEED to buy something already looked at expensive office chairs, mobile phone upgrades, new laptops, clothes and holidays need to fucking BUY SOMETHING
brits go to an all boys school and turn into gay nonces for a few years then act like it never happened
>>201484185Starmer before getting in>vote for me we’re gonna sort all this out guys I love youStarmer after getting in>yeah so basically we can’t do fuck all for 10 years so just sit tight while everything gets worse
>>201483983I agree it’s a dialect of English but I can speak and text however I want amongst other Scots Very obnoxious how English people say we are putting it on or not speaking “proper” to each other. We literally communicate in that dialect every day with no issue.
i wish the all could be commiefornai wish the all could be commiefornai wish the all could be commiefornagiiiiiirls
>>201483639Non whites are extremely tribalistic and racist.It’s ok though, it’s only evil when whites do it (because they are privileged oppressors).
>>201484219city lad
>>201484222capitalism has you by the gonads mate
>>201484235meant commiefornia not fornafucked it updamnfuckshiti suckfucking idior. i should diefucking moron
You can not be aggro Louis.
>>201484141That was a genuinely grim story
>>201484222cant buy a clue
sent that sexless runt to the frozen slopes of white wolf mountain
>>201484246it's not that simple
>>201483697Birds of the feather flock together, regardless of whether they're in the majority or minority. People get treated different based on race, so no wonder she's happy that one of her own gets a spot in the parliament.
Went to a tall boys school
>>201484185
>>201484235and they not theoh my god genuinely am the stupidest cunt who ever livedgot a tiny cock toofucking minisculehonestly just wish i was deadi'm so dumbfucking mong stupid virgin mong
>>201484293miss him ever so dearly
>>201484293Retard hon
>>201483639It’s important they are of my ethnicity so they have my best interest in mind People of my ethnicity happen to look similar to meBizzare delusion that it’s all about skin colour or looks
Englishmen having meltdowns about how Scottish people speak and kings of Scotland from 1000 years agoThat's a sign of a nation very secure in themselfs
>>201484260Of which state
>>201484275such a mong if you went to mongolia they'd make you their king
Just want a beautiful girlfriend.
>>201484293Haha alright! Milbo's back!
If you're not in a high trust profession you legit might as well kys.
Planning out my move. Narrowed it down to a few different places.
>>201484293I'm positively disposed towards him and I honestly don't know why.
>>201484293
Anyone wanna race me near Runcorn tonight
>>201484326nah i'd be made the queen cos of my tiny penis
>>201484348You might move to Japan, will you lad?
>>201484341nurses should be bottom
>>201484341Whatever job you're in must be a low-sex profession
>>201484293right honourable minister of putting aside the rhetoric
>>201484341>The Policehuh what sting's band forgot there
>>201484348What about the Jewish city on the Rus-Mongolia border Could be worth a shot
>>201484322south carolina
>>201484359do you think he makes women cum
>>201484376are you enjoying your holiday in the uk, lachlan?
>>201484367sure, but you'll not win
>>201484374Might do. It's on the list of contenders. Heard you can buy cake in a can from a vending machine there which might be nice
>>201484348Get yourself to Micronesia
>>201484376In my dreams the nurses are on top and I'm on bottom, hands tied to the hospital bed as I writhe and struggle against their giant looming vaginas
leftypol getting a clue step in the wilderness and dropping it because hes scared omdz
>>201484381spain would be a catholic algeria if it wasn’t for british/german tourist money
>>201484408What car do u have lad
>>201483504if only the british didn't leave
sent that brainless npc zombie cunt back to depths of varrock sewers
>>201484381genuinely fucking despise spanish cunts like maybe even more than french and germanxenophobic apes cosplaying as whites
>>201484341>Landlord>Profession
>>201484368would love to have sex with you and your mongy womanly willy
might pick up javelin throwing as a hobby
>>201484434shut up ya sri wanka
>>201484381Would be funny if yheir economy just died
>>201484434why do you miss us lad?
>>201484341museum curators just totally making up shite about paintings
>>201484430thought you meant a foot race 2bh
had a dream we all met up and kissed and stuff
>>201484381>average age of those protesters: 70 yoLmao, why do spaniards allow the eternal boomer to take their country hostage?
>>201484454wouldnt really be that funny
>>201484465yeah? know one do you?
>>201484448you are a spearchucker after all
>>201484435>>201484422Hooting
Might pick up javelins as a hobby
>>201484434that little default of yours caused all kinds of trouble at toil
Mental how I used to be a leftypol who would get into arguments with my Dad and now I agree with everything he says.
so here we all are then
>>201484434RARE
>>201484455i love white people
>>201484434returning to real tea as we speak
Gonna head out lads. In the rain? YES, in the rain!
Neckberg is making squeaky noises when I move it slightly and I can hear it in my skull :/
>>201484486you don't pick them up you throw them, that's lesson one
>>201484481Id find it funny
>>201484474Obviously not do u wanna race or not
Sri Lanka be kidding me!
>>201484512yeah but you have to pick them up before you can throw them mr pedantypants
>>201484512How the fuck do you throw them without picking them up
Gonna go looking for catyank in /chug/ wish me luck
>>201484424Seething
Where the FUCK is 190
>>201484527only got a 500
>>201484476dont let your dream be dream
Anyone else notice that almost all job posters are for senior or management roles
Sri Wanka loool
this is all the same painting exactly so whats it actually look likewhy are tehy doingthis
temperatureberg's been in the high 20s for the past week or so, winter my arse
Watching tv for the first time in forever seems like every white man on tv is always a feminine faggy type
>>201484543tell him to kill himself from me if you do see him please lad
Nine Inch Will Please A Lady by Robert BurnsCome rede me, dame, come tell me, dame,My dame, come tell me truly,What length o' graith, when weel ca'd hame,Will ser'e a woman duly?The carlin clew her wanton tail,Her wanton tail sae ready;I learn't a sang in Annandale,Nine inch will please a lady.But for a countrie cunt like mine,In sooth we're nae sae gentle;We'll tak' twa thumb-bread to the nine,And that's a sonsie pintle.O leeze me on my Charlie lad!I'll ne'er forget my Charlie!Twa roarin' handfu' and a daud,He nidg't it in fu' rarely.But weary fa' the laithern doup,And may it ne'er ken thrivin';It's no the length that gars me loup,But it's the double drivin'.Come nidge me Tam, come nodge me Tam,Come nidge me o'er the nyvle;Come louse and lug your batterin' ram,And thrash him at my gyvel.
>>201484439Seething
>>201484499why?
>>201484570That was a mirror not a TV mate.
>>201484570that's just your reflection on the telly's screen m8
>>201484570You've not turned it on, that's your reflection
>>201484580Rude, i just want him back here safe and sound
>>201484541you'll learn that in lesson 2
>>201484499You've convinced me
widdling my wenor
>>201484547never said anything about portugal did i?
laurel and retardy
>>201484549>>201484547Odd set of posts
>>201484596Ancient maced that neeks prayer points away
>>201484439england is full of spanish people and every single one ive met has been a rude cuntthey love pretending they're european but using the oppressed minority card as well
>>201484596>>201484599>>201484600Done me there boys
>>201484596Fired that cunt out of a gigantic cannon into the sun
what occurs here?
>>201484609NOOOOOOOOO HANK
rorke still slaying black demons after the task completes
Why do career jobs in the UK mean you don't actually end up doing the job you applied and interviewed for? I don't understand, didn't they actually need someone to do the job they advertised? Why are they hiring people and then making them do something else
>>201484570take it you haven't seen Tulsa king starring Sylvester 'sly' Stallone then
>>201484609yes please move here, everyone loves whites and you will get the best out of your money.
>>201484671
Leftypol wearing matching outfits with his Discord crew at the GERorke running past, chugging stam potions and calling leftypol a poof
anime fans get plenty of hate, deservedly so, but western cartoon autists are a different breed of wretched deviant evil
>>201484671lost it at Burnlee
why does your most average bog standard hotel room in this country cost like 80 quid a night
>>201484702zoomers won't remember the floods that happened there that made national news because a bobby fell into a river when a bridge collapsed and drowned
>>201484739due to woke
Sucks that you’re doomed to toothpick arms at 6’3” unless you inject trenbolone by cattle dosages
didnt turn on the telly, just his reflectionabsolutely belting banter that
All that we white people ask if for obedient little brown slaves, is that so much to ask?
>>201484739The effects of the pandemic
>>201484739refugee inflation
>>201484702right next to plapcastle
>>201484739They have to increase the price because their other hotels are...occupied.
I am but a humble (You) farmer, tending to my posts
>>201484723facts i draw some yuri fanart and these people are dernaged
>>201484739dont like it? dont pay itsimple as that
>>201484739cozzie livs mate
forgive me Lord, a sinner
dernaged bradl.png
>>201484827fucks wrong with thius rorke
>>201484739because 90% are filled with refugees paid for by big government and big hotel no longer has to compete price wise so you can take the fuck off £80 room or fuck off and they can fill it with another asylum seeker until he is killed by the albanian mafia
>>201484723I assume you're mostly talking about a certain horse based cartoon
>>201484809i have to travel i'm part of a team developing an app and i have to go on and meet up with investors around the country
>>201484827Why is that one bald?
>>201484827scottish schools
>>201484827such a diverse range of brown
rorke shooing the the stray dog outside of varrock west
Me after fully assimilating into Chinese empire
>>201484841thought you mean bojak horseman until i remembered that bronies were a thing wait are they still a thing? /mlp/ still exists I guess
>>201484847his afro fell off
>>201484841brony mania has died down over the years i'm talking more people who draw like pedophile deviantart inflation art
>>201484875I assume it's still a thing, I don't exactly keep track of it
HE TALKED ABOUT MLP WTF MOOOOOODS
>>201484844ancient gimmique
>>201484827what's he up to then
managed to apply for 3 jobslosing the will to livemight try get through 1 more and have a ciggiethen 2 more after before calling it a day
>>201483519>>201483519>>201483519
>>201484885:O
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlwsY6nJe2Awhy is this serial cheater being paraded around as some kind of good guy?
i should be grateful that i've had such a privileged life, private education, traveled extensively (with parents obviously), had some surreal experiences and a pool of money to try anything i want regardless of success/failureyet still i lack the motivation to live, in some peoples eyes i've 'won' but the truth is even if you end up winning there's no prize waiting for you, just lifelong suffering
>>201484930Every woman he cheated on still loved him though and wished him well RIP Svenny
>>201483504What does it take to get a nice Norman gf from Bournemouth?
>>201483792Write down trans male and MOG every trans male in the masculinity department
>>201483990Pray, tell us where O_________o
