thread theme:https://youtu.be/uuZE_IRwLNI
Thinking
Don't translate "12 months" into Estonian
done some good poos today
love it when he switches to a new random VPN just to make a newaha classic spaino!
Millenimongs? BtfoBoomoids? On their way outAlpha? Never even began
going to put on a nice button-up, khakis and some boat shoes to help my buddy move stuff out of his storage unit
any of you lads collect cards?
>>201486704Lol remember this video from 10 years ago
If you love a flower, don’t pick it up.Because if you pick it up it dies and it ceases to be what you love.So if you love a flower, let it be.Love is not about possession.Love is about appreciation.
The only thing i liked about London are the Asian girls but sadly they don't seem to go clubbing much only saw a couple of them and they were with their boyfriends what a waste, guess they're afraid of getting raped? Legit see same or more in clubs here in Barcelona so i have 0 reasons to ever step foot on your island ever again
>>201486718Remember when he posted almost 20,000 times over several years pretending to be a boring normie then couldn’t even pretend to have moved to Spain for even one month because he’s such a low IQ spastic retard? Classic! LOL
I am the poopman
*taps global rule 3f*
>>201486823>>201486718thats him done
>hurr durr regardless of the circumstances of your childhood you didn't succeed enough in testing as a child and deserve a life time of punishment and societal abandonment.This whole "should have tried harder in school" shit is a load of wank. I don't blame neets for staying on the dole when faced with that attitude throughout adulthood.
>>201486823Mad how much he’s mindraped you
>>201486739What's her BBC rating?
>>201486662>>201486823>>201486799>>201486864*shits myself in public*Bitch suck my 12 inch
>>201486860t. didn't try hard enough in school
>>201486739post the chanel preston card?
>>201486876dunelm
>>201486757I dont know what the fuck a bank homiday even is but shouldn't nightlife be better on a holiday? Can't imagine the absolute state of the night on a normal weekend let alone a weekday there
Witnessed someone posting a GETTEM outside of b
you cheeky bastards
balck men
Hilarious how he larps as having a degree in English but he can’t even write creative shitposts anymore and has to copy mine The ONLY thing he has is this thread and I’ve taken it away by bullying him like we are back in school LOL
>>201486913Stfu spainnonce ffs. Fucking low effort shite>Supposedly doesn't know what a bank holiday is>Uses the phrase 'absolute state'
Business idea: Jobs but they teach you how to do the job at entry level positions and don't require past experience or qualifications. You can learn to do the job and move up if you do it well.
>rolling for chuddy
I literally LITERALLY don't get it
Conducting a watchhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/7FEwQEptsd8
cleaned the hob, it was caked in grease
>>201486971not too bright are you?
S'plain oh..
>>201486971amogus icing
>>201486936>6ITS OVER
>>201486957Why would i know what it is, that's an uk thing only had to look it uo
>>201486971>EnglishIn the cake, faar left thingy. 2nd panel
>>201486971left upper corner of cake
>>201486960all jobs do that
>>201486960blud wants to go back to school like a baby :skull:
sucking a 'bc
>>201487025alri 1950's man
The learning begins once you start the job
>>201487007What is your height and weight?Why did you stop pretending to have moved to Spain?
>>201486960so factory work?
>>201486971dunno but when i was looking for an answer i found this haha
Fascinating how some glowop has anons barking on command with a little pavlovian amogus bell
201486761 (You)201486884 (You) >janny will wipe us all out DON'T
>>201487060I don't know what you're talking about schizo
>>201487079brits BTFO shan’t recover from this
any checked out of life man in?
>>201487108Put on your trip it’d be funny
>>201487108How did you know Emmett is schizo if you're not him?
>>201487007What is your height and cock size?Why did you stop pretending to have moved to Belgium?
>>201487108Boring LARP now spainpaedo cut it out.
Whats the Isle of Mull like?
>>201487120Somewhat. Anon, let us hear your story...
watching vtubers
>>201487108What is your skin colour and girth/length?Why did you stop pretending to be living in Belgian?
>>201487120almost entirely
>>201487145Very oddCursed land
>>201486761Rolling
cant tell if being blatantly obvious is part of the humor or if he's just that stupid
>>201487145idk ladlet me mull it over..AHA
>>201487145english colony
Wish I'd get run over by a tank in an Isis video
>>201487141Kek
Why don’t you move to the Falklands, /brit/?
>>201487179sounds appropriate for me then>>201487189haa
gary masala
>>201487145full of MVLL
the fuckoasis reunited?
>>201487130>>201487132>>201487133>>201487140>>201487169?I'm not whoever you think i am, I'm the /lat/ nowadays known as /csg/ yellow fever poster
Mike Bassett for England manager
she wants a bull from mull
>>201486761here goes
>>201487246
talking to a chinese lesbian on twitter
>>201487243I could always buy oasis in coop
right then lads its about time we did something productive
baltick menwhite women
>>201487154quit my job cause I couldn't take it anymore and now I'm completely insane
>>201487258>bull from mullnot pronounced the same
>>201487282assuming you're a straight male why
>>201487292I just started pooing
got jedi mind tricks on
>lesbianWe call them Blackedbians now
rorke donating to millionaire former bankers
>>201487292hmm i for one shall post racial slurs on lesser trafficked boards, so they’re up for longer i reckon
have won every single argument by calling the other person gay
>>201487306not in wales
just ate £12 worth of sushi and I'm still hungry afdon't know how the japs do it
>>201487344I’m gay
he's here
>>201487350sushi is a scam
arse wanking with a dunelmBC
>>201487346190!
>>201487350They buy used school girl panties from vending machines and get high on the fumes
>£12 of tesco sushifucking hell top 5 grimmest posts of the year
Poo
>>201487377don't get me wrong it was very tasty but it's like eating air or something, would need a whole bucket of the stuff to feel full
>>201487308not sure
>>201487397curious that you automatically assumed it was from tesco
pooshi
>>201487422ebonics aussie
>>201487427scremgaging
>>201487246How did you go to London on a bank holiday weekend and find nothing to doThere were loads of events on
Needs wasabi and soy sauce
As a 4chan pass holder I command you to watch this video:https://youtu.be/dFGnfbM9iUwAlso did you know that this is about Britney?
everyone gasses up sushi but its just a cold tasteless bit of fish
>>201487427dutch bloke talking about fanny
My cum? ExpelledAfrican cum? Down the urethraMy gf? Ready for me to breed her
>>201487426
>>201487463
pushing wasabi paste into my japs eye
just started screanggggbgbgbgbgkdgjsdgsgh
>>201487441we all talk like that
>>201487463kek
>>201487456hey wun ninety hows things?
drinking soy sauce straight out the bottle
Might have a nap. Someone wake me up when the country stops being shit.
Why do Yugoslavs all have really deep voices? This guy has a Darth Vader tier voice.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drago%C5%A1_Kalaji%C4%87
Beebeeshi in the pooshi
>>201487459if you think sushi is tasteless you need to try some that didn't come in a plastic box in a petrol station
what are some good british tv shows or movies similar to "Withnail and I"?
scrmng
>>201487459japs LOVE tasteless bland shiteven their curries taste like nothing somehow
>>201487533They didn't get plastic until the 90s
>>201487530we've not built a time machine yet
>>201487568That's how they stay slim, just don't add any flavour to food
Eaten sushi once it my life. It was 15 years ago. It wasnt terrible but nothing exciting either. I could have gotten Burger King and i'd have enjoyed it far more. So I never bothered buying sushi again. Same with Korean food. A hipster friend took me to a Korean restaurant and insisted I try the wings. They were ok and came with a bowl of soup but cost more than KFC meal. I honestly think Oriental food is the most overrated in the world.
>>201487598blog ogn
>>201487459it’s not served cold
>>201487541been to japan twice so fuck off >>201487568japanese curry is bussin in my opinion
/brit/'s idea of haute cuisine is turkey dinosaurs with potato smiley faces
>>201487560I live near Hebden Bridge but hardly ever go there. Probably should more often. Watch Local Hero (1983).
whtie woman
>>201487618go eat som emaple suyrip nigga
craving kfc chips
>>201487642Alri neighbour
>>201487591Works don't it. Make it tasteless so you don't crave it and don't overeat.
>>201487598you can't get good food on the cheapif you're comparing literally everything you try to the equivalent price fast food meal you're too far gone down the runt hole to ever appreciate anything other than takeaway slop
>>201487652sushi is delicious you’re just a retard
gor
>>201487658whyyy
>>201487652be quiet ebonicsaussie
>>201487678doesnt taste like anything>>201487658phwor yes
jap's eye is a racist termcan we please do better
>>201487658they're fucking shite nowthey briefly became peng when they switched to skin on chips but then they added some kind of weird seasoning and ruined them
caffeine-induced peripheral neuropathy acting up again
>>201487717too spicy for your white ahh :skull:
got no money til friday anyone else?
>>201487681if you think about it a sosij roll is basically sushi
>>201487701Tastes like fish
Might go to Japan and be one of those foreigners who drives around in the little go karts dressed as Mario annoying all the locals.
>In 2023, Mangan narrated the documentaries and clips shows Keeping Up Appearances - 30 Years Of Laughs, One Foot in the Grave - 30 Years Of Laughs and Birds of a Feather - 30 Years Of Laughter for Channel 5.[37][38][39]wonder why they decided on 'laughter' instead of 'laughs' for the last one
>>201487764so dose your mum pussy lol #done
>>201487768well you wont so i dont know why you said 'might'you never will so be quiet
>>201487700thats not a real person
>>201487768I did this and mostly the locals just smiled and wavedI did deliberately not choose the route that went through the tourist districts though
Remember lads...We suffer more in our imagination more often than in reality.
>>201487783SHUT UP
british people calling other cultures good bland is really funny
>>201487827bro thinks hes aurelius
>>201487774dont think the good russians are getting themselves into such predicaments
>>201487779there was only one person laughing at Birds of a Feather
>>201487768such a swarthy redditor thing to do but i wouldnt be surprised if they're having 100x more fun than any of the perpetually fuming 'cool' foreigner engrish teachers
>>201487799I might though
>>201487827ADONBILIVIT
>>201487449we did stuff though we had drinks in Chinatown and partied in Soho that's not the problemHere are all my list of problems with London nightlife1. Basically cannot get drunk or you will 100% get robbed2. Constant feeling of unsafety lots of people you can obviously tell are there to rob someone, schizos talking alone or drunktards3. Party starts too early and ends too early, we got there by 11pm and everybody was drunk already, then by 2am starts dying out most places closes at 3am, for comparison in Spain we start drinking at 12am, go club 2am and get home by 6am4. It's mostly bars/pubs there's not many proper nightclubs5. It's full of indians, arabs and blacks i'm not joking we want to a bar/club aside from us there was like 6 more white persons, maybe 4 asians, all the other 95% was indians and blacks mostly6. Women are hideous, basically you have to choose between pajeetas, tykeshas or british slags and most of them are FAT7. too many old people8. too many faggots and troons9. there's bouncers even inside the restaurants that are open late at night and even in the toilets inside the clubs/bars that speaks volumes on the absolute state of the cityIDK if there's a better area to party at than Soho but definitely that's the lowest of the low not a single redeeming thing and maybe i'm just a racist but i just can't enjoy a night out being in a club surrounded by "people of color" and my getting laid prospects being making out with a curry girl
>>201487847name 1 good polish dish
got my seven thousand pounds monthly pip payment, gerrin there
rorke's da wanking to tranny pornrorke walking in on him and saying 'fuck sake da, get that woke shite off'
>>201487612Ok well I had Chinese noodles in a box once. Horrible vile stuff. It was from a very highly rated place in my city that people rave about and I was dragged there by my (now ex) gf. I ate maybe a third and felt sick and threw the rest away. Its strange because I like a pot noodle and noodles generally but whatever them horrible yellow people did to those noodles made them disgusting. Never had Chinese food since and that was at least a decade ago. Had Thai food once also. It was at a work function and the boss man was raving about the Thai food. It was two options. Green slop or brown slop. He stood over me and made me try them. Horrible. I cant walk by a Thai food place without feeling sick. I shagged a Thai prostitute and the smell of cooking in the house made me nauseous. I came as quickly as possible to leave asap.Oriental food just disgusts me.>>201487667I've been to plenty of expensive restaurants that serve British, French, Italian foods and I like them. All the oriental food ive seen comes from takeaways or little restaurants comparable to Greek, Turkish, and Indian food and I like all of them. It's oriental food, its just disgusting.
>>201487847most of the lads here have never travelled abroad besides all inclusive holiday resorts in Spain, they don't know any better x
>>201487868what the fuck is this heaving tome
>>201487848ive never read philosophy but i might start learning about stoicism
>>201487868Holy shit Spainfreak shut the fuck up
>>201486989Don't know what you used but the trinity of baking soda, distilled water and white vinegar is the solution to everything
>>201487886bloggo
>>201487862
last book i read was back in secondary school like 12 years ago
Blud's going to the gay district and complaining about too many faggots and troons
keep it to 30 words or less in the future yeah
>>201487899mental how bradly he mindraped you
Goodmorning :Dd
>>201487659When I say near I mean about 40 minutes drive west.
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>>201487958didnt ask
no fucking chance am I reading that utter treatise someone have a word
>>201487917that your main party district is the gay area because the rest of the city which is supposed to be the biggest in Europe is sleeping at 9pm since britcucks have dinner at 6pm says a lot
>>201487958wjstdtp (was just saying this down the pub)
>>201487533Dunno why don't you fuck off and ask outer/int/
>>201487958Cheers mate was looking for this x
>>201487982put that cunt in a casket
>>201487868>complains about not feeling safe>complains about bouncerswell which one is it you spacker, you can have one or the otheralso you didn't even go out until 11pm? kek, that must have been a hard lesson to learn
>>201487958Now you’ve done it
get the arse screamed out of
asians always crying about how their rat and gutter oil concoction their mum used to make isnt exactly the same in england meanwhile i went to one of the 'fanciest' English themed restaurants in Seoul, literally named after a London park and their English breakfast was fries, lettuce, 2 frankfurters and a coca cola
rorke's da getting raped by a bbc to the benny hill song
>>201488036Lol
political idea: save the money spent on ukraine, send it to the royals instead
>>201487958Do you have one for a post content, as in the comment?
>>201488041
watching the mummy (1999) and then dogma (1999)
>>201488036No it wasn’t Why must you lie about everything?Try not posting for once
>>201487978newsflash: different countries have different nightlife culturesBritain is not a 24hr country and never has been, if you're expecting everything to still be open after midnight you're going to be disappointed
In my bed farting lol
>>201488080wit the fuck man
>>201488036KekProbably just down the road you can get a proper smashed avo and flat white too
>>201487868Tbh Madrid does mog London when it comes to nightlife and it’s not even close. If you’re coming from there most cities are going to disappoint you. And while British women are ugly the ones in London aren’t bad, you get the best British women there plus loads of international girls. That meme doesn’t really apply in London as much as in, say, MCR
>>201488063It's insane how few Canadians know that we're a constitutional monarchy Especially people my age Just have no clue
>>201488112You're replying to spainnonce mate. No idea why.
>>201488080whys he done that then
feel sick after watching thatdont like blood you see
>>201488113ktim, have to be really careful because i sharted earlier and my bum can't be trusted
>>201488134You're replying to spainnonce mate. No idea why.
feeling like a sink poo day
>>201488134you are low iq
Spanish people aren't that good looking desuSaw all their fans at the Euros, just as many munters as any other country
>>201488000I mean here in Spain there's only bouncers in the entrance to the club like in any normal country, you won't find them in a fucking Mcdonalds or in the toilet and i feel perfectly safeWell if you go out here at 11pm is basically empty aside from tourists in the irish pubs, but i've been to other European countries too like the Visegrad ones and there by 11pm is early still too and clubs are open until 6 that's an English thing only
Drunken stumbling English slags on the prowl for yankee weiners
girlie what the duck
coffee makes me feel sickcaffeines too fucking spicy
>>201488164Analysing chances of this being a Spanish person: 0%Analysing chances of this being spainnonce: 100%
>>201487902used a steam cleaner and finished off with a damp melamine foam sponge
>>201488143u gay?
>>201488162This just isn’t true though is it mate?
>>201487907I think ive said all that needs saying about Oriental food.
>>201488198Yeah it is mate
just done a syrupy brown bumpiss
remember once during steamingtoil that i shat myself in bed and was too drunk to do anything so just slept in my shite all night
>>201488219no it isntbe quiet
>>201488187Same In the morning Worth the caffeine high thoughever
>>201488164it's because of wogs, simple as
>>201486662loved thos song when came out
Why did The Nonce abandon his spainlad gimmique?
>>201488164They even have security guards in the chinos and in Mercadona in Barcelona mate what are you yapping about
>>201488245Tell us more about your European mother
>>201488120avocado is foulanyone that eats it needs their beating heart ripping out their chest by an Aztec shaman
>>201488239the poo steaming as it were
This King of Canada geezer looks familiar
>>201488239Once woke up covered in my own vomitweirdly didn’t feel hungover at all the next day
anyone here mediate?
>>201488188You know the irony is if he wasn't a massive twat who insisted on playing all these gay little characters people might actually want to have a conversation with him. But him LARPing for 1-2 hours and INSISTING that he isn't spainnonce and really is this character (despite having spainnonce's exact posting style and posting in perfect English with no mistakes at all using common British slang) is utterly tiresome.
>>201488266the bullying got too much for himnot even joking
>>201488297He should be shot
>>201488285Think I saw him on a 5 quid note
>>201488112It's not a different nightlife culture is a non existent one basically considering London is the biggest city in Europe that nightlife wise you get mogged by small ass cities like Prague is crazy>>201488127Maybe it's because the clubs we went too but most of them aside from the "english roses" were legit Indian women nothing attractive about that not even a decent Chinese slagI can name at least 20 different cities in Spain that heavily mog London nightlife wise
what frying pans do you use lads?any decent brands? non-stick? need to replace my existing ones that are old and shit
vaping like a gay porn chimney
Plan A: Win the lotteryPlan B: Get a jobPlan C: Long walk down a short pier
>>201488297>despite having spainnonce's exact posting style and posting in perfect English with no mistakes at all using common British slang)For me it's this. He's not even bothering to pretend to type like a spanish person. He's literally just chucked on a Spanish VPN and posting his usual shite
>>201488327Cast ironAll of it I’ve inherited never had to buy any
>>201488285looks like that bloke those lads in vanuatu are really into
>>201488266I mindraped him badly
sweating like a dog in a chinese takeaway
>>201488327I use a Le Creuset stainless steel oneCan cook most things in it, only thing that's a challenge is eggs so I have a small tefal one for them
My dad bitches about my attitude towards college and it makes me miserable and I want to do trade school because class makes me miserable
How grim would that job be?
>>201488285wtf?
>>201488272It's perfectly normal for a big supermarket to have a security guard though? Never seen a Chinese with a security guard what are you yapping about
>>201488375Find stainless steel is an awful pan material almost always sticks regardless of what I do
>>201488327I bought one single cast iron one from Staub and I just use that for about 70% of my cooking needs, I don't even bother cleaning it cause it gets used multiple times a day
>>201488327cheapest possible non-stick and treating them extremely carefully until I notice a single scratch then chucking in the bin
>>201488388Been thinking a lot todayBeen thinking a lot today
State of Oasis getting back together, that should be a laugh
does anyone here pay for a blue checkmark
it is mental how badly I mindraped him lol
>>201488388what’s up, chuck?
>>201488402Skill issue, and not a very difficult one either
>>201488396>'''escort'''fucking kek not wrong
>>201488425dangerous and downright stupid
>>201488396>13.10 to be the workplace runt with no specific job requirements, just doing whatever someone with more seniority (everyone) wants you to dogrim
Starting to think you guys don't like me ...
>>201488396screw lad here, literally all you'll be doing is walking back and forth alongside vehicles and letting them through large gates over and oververy dull repetitive work but probably quite comfy in its own way
>>201488462at a prison no less
Your dogshit zinger is NOT worth saving for the neu
>>201488396Honestly think i'd rather be a prisoner.
>>201488402Skill issue
It's okey i've learned my lesson, Spain mogs the rest of Europe so hard specially partywise it's not worth travelling, i mean there's a reason everybody comes here in summerI will only travel to Asia now and maybe USA and Australia too, Europe can crash and burn for all i care no more wasting money in this pozzhole
>>201488508Screaming
>>201488516Should swing her around by those pig tails
>>201488396reckon it wouldn't be that bad desu supervising contractors all day and they're not going to have builders working in the same place as the prisoners chances are you'll just be arsing around all day and the money isn't bad for a low skill job
>>201488399Same name too and all
Adjective: bussinComparative: bussinerSuperlative: bussinest
>>201488516You are a sad freak but I prefer this to your usual routine
keir starmer lowering the crime rate by decriminalizing crime
had a job interview at a prison once, working in the officesmade the mistake of referring to a charity i briefly worked at, and spent ages talking about how it wasnt really a charity considering they were almost wholly funded by the home office, and was more of a filter so the home office didnt have to deal with the issuesdidnt get that job
Wonder what VPN he’s gonna use to make the new. My moneys on his Mexico or Ethiopia one
Look anon its you!
>>201488586Reckon Montenegro gonna make an appearance.
how's it foing
>>201488588Horrible colours what the fuck
>>201488327i have a non-stick one i use exclusively for eggs, then i have a big wok i do everything else in.
made the mistake of being myself at every interview I've had since leaving uni and failed almost all of them
Mumberg always leaving me smokes :>
>>201488327i dont cook i just buy takeaway or use the microwave occasionally
>>201488629Runt
>>201488599Corrr imagine that! He’d have the whole thread in stitches! Montenegro omds what a joker he is
>>201488440Basically I don't want to be a accountant and I want to build shit
Woks don’t work properly on regular stovetopsThey’re supposed to have flames on all sides
>>201488656why
>>201488599Looks like he’s on his Canadian VPN because of me haha
>>201488667never ask me questions
>>201488628Here's the nighttime one
>>201488643they can smell the freak wafting off you
Mental how much healthier we'd all be with a plant-based diet
>>201488622josiiiieeee what are you doing in croatia bitch x?
>>201488629Opinion on induction cooktops and wok hei?
>>201488491Can staff smoke at prisons? What sort of bribes could I expect? If a prisoner was trying to escape would they expect me to try and stop them? because there is no way in hell i'm getting between a man and his attempt at freedom.Do you not worry that if you end up in prison the other lads will find out that you were a screw and they might try and kill you?
>>201488688vile and horrific
>>201488692Anti-nootrients
yeah
>>201488695>wok heiPointless to pursue this without massive restaurant burners
>>201488692plant cringe diet
>>201488692Plants don’t have many essential nutrients and vitamins
>>201488692not true
>>201488666>>201488695im talking about a westernised wok, one that's basically a frying pan but with tall sides. not the proper carbon steel woks. it's just a good general purpose pan since it can hold lots of volume when making dishes in bulk.
>>201488692not really, most vegan shite is just as processed as the regular kind
just because I appreciate gay porn as an art form doesn't mean I'm gay
ingesting pootrients
>>201488757>>201488757
stir frying a poo
>>201488692not me id just be eating bread all the time
>>201488704no, tobacco is banned (vaping is fine though for some reason)you would have little to no interaction with prisoners given your job roleno, you would just be expected to raise the alarm and keep out of the wayex screws/police etc that end up in prison usually get put in the VIP wing with the nonces because it's safer
