actual new edish
Cats and cat owners are disgusting
>>201499571
Simply not using one of those incorrectly titled threads
>>201499597
did NOT mean to reply to the horse poster
>>201499603prefer not to humour the ebin Brodley spammers
mods please delete this one.
>>201499644um
>>201499540
*shitty ominous soundtrack starts playing*
that pussy look monstrous
thats rorke, believe it or not
mad how islam is growing by the day
>>201499760fr fr
>>201499764love these posts
got a poo brewing - at this hourwhat a fuckign disgrace
be right back forumchanging my computer's wallpaper image
this da thread?
gf has decided to permanently move overseas
>>201499734kekused to love his vids when he lived in china, it was a proper good channel then because it was genuinely insightful and showed a side of china that foreigners never seeshite now though all he does is moan
POV: Rioter facetiming his daughter about what she's doing after school
>>201499835
>>201499817not a forum
STARMER TO BE BANNED FROM CLARKSON'S PUB
my heart hurts so much, is this why people cut themselves? to make them forget about the constant pain in their heart
The Oasis reunion will create a huge positive surge in Hospitality.Hotels, pubs, bars, restaurants will all see the benefit, including extra hours for staff.This is the importance of events.This is why more events should be encouraged across the UK.
>>201499862*walks into /brit/ wearing a toga*shit, it's not?
the gibbymoo freak is back
>>201499885wonder where she is now
>>201499887sounds fun. are you going>?
was just sitting there and suddenly the deer webm just popped into my head and I started laughingmental that
>>201499933Reddit space.
>>201499907*walks into /brit/ wearing a cock cage*
just got rimmed
>>201499933you posted it, didnt you? you also brought it up a couple of days ago as well.
>>201499835mate yjk she’s getting an absolutely filthy rogering from some random Londoner
consider this your reminder to take a shower
>>201499835Jamaica?
just rimmed someone
/brit/ should get together and play football
>>201499908no I'm not him, I'm asking /brit/ an honest question?.do people cut themselves to forget about the pain in there heart?
>>201499956THAT JOKE DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE YOU DON'T WEAR COCKCAGES IN FORUMS
just rimmed someone while they were rimming someone
just been rimmed
>>201499983
>>201499837think he has some sort of deal with the us government to post anti-chinese propaganda he's a saffer with nowhere else to go so residency here is very appealing to him and his family
>>201500021
>>201499964>>201500007>>201500031>>201500041put me in the r/4chan screencap
>>201500080i'll put you in a casket any more of your shite
myra hindley cum tribute
>>201500097proper hard you
next one to get dubs rims my pooey arsehole
>>201500063kek what a bitch
wanking to myra hindley
>>201500121i am when i see yer maw
>>201500121*pulls down my pants*as you can see I'm currently flaccid
>>201500166>>201500128
THIS IS THE DAYYOUR LIFE WILL SURELY CHANGE
>>201500148well said Bigeee
>>201500167
>>201500176*pulls out my microscope*
>>201500166corrrrrr get in there mate
I don't understand how concerts are good for the economy. It's just money being moved around. How does it make us better off if people pay silly amounts of money for tickets that benefit corporations, and local services get overwhelmedThe people of Cardiff don't get richer when their city is swamped with Taylor Swift or Oasis fans
>>201499829>>201499829
Rather a distinctly British looking cat.
>>201500204thanks lad*uses it to find your sense of humour*
>>201500216follow the beer money
They should make Obama prime minister he'll sort things out
>>201500216hotels, pubs, takeaway, etc etc make a killing
>>201500216thick cunt
>>201500167>teenage girl
>>201500314unhinged post
>>201500240*farts in your face*
>>201500216>It's just money being moved aroundYou're the same type of retard who wonders how computers can store a value up to 100000000 when it only uses two numbers
>>201500216i implore you to use brain
>>201500314
>>201500287From people being rinsed. Those people become poorer. Normal people also become unable to get hotel rooms. The vast majority do not benefit
>>201500353this was not constructed? really? ARE YOU FUCKING INSANE?
got minder on
>how does tourism help the economy/brit/ is single digit IQ
>>201500314terrible post>>201500379cracking post this>>201500396>The vast majority do not benefitjust like the global economy improving lad. people do benefit, just ones that have money (not you)
>>201500426we got einstein over here
>>201500314Timmies seething
my IQ is easily over 175
>inflated prices and overwhelmed services are actually good for the economyThey're not, actually, sorry halfwits, do your research
>people paying others to sing is an economyno i dont think it is
>>201500466least deluded brit poster
Teased my gf with a shag but I didn't actually want one but it turns out she was actually up for it
>>201500216bruh are you retarded concerts are like one of the most obvious wide economy gainsconsidering everyone has to get thereeat drink stay etc
hate scrambling for overpriced tickets meyou wont catch me in an arena no sir
>>201500466136 meit's been tested
>>201500516blog on you insufferably boring bastard
>>201500537Have sex
>>201500537don't have sex
>>201500555nice trips
MouseGOD is having an epic meltdown over in /cum/
>>201500555would if i couldu think i opting out of sex?weird neurotypical freak
>>201500081Catberg on a mad one
rorke lives matter
Lying about my sex life on r9k
>>201499540Cute
rorke and leftypol denying their true feelings for each other due to societal norms
>>201500314KEK
>>201500529While IQ tests are generally considered to measure some forms of intelligence, they may fail to serve as an accurate measure of broader definitions of human intelligence inclusive of, for example, creativity and social intelligence.
Ahh yes what a great way to experience the joy of music, watching two 50 year old leatherfaced men pretend to be in their 20's whilst you're coked up in row Z at the Toilstein Insurance Arena at £200 a ticket'Biblical' mateeee xx
>150 IQ Mensa lad>136 IQ Aussie lad/brit/ has the highest confirmed IQ posters. It is a big brain general. Don’t like it? Go to /cum/ or something
>>201500724Why’d you leave me out?
>>201500697>>201500555
>>201500697somebody get this freak a drink
found a cat drowned in a sock in a bucket at a playground. traumatised
>>201500696was just saying this down the pub
>>201500697madferit
>>201500697i'm not going to defend oasis but you're retarded mate>>201500724howling brit is filled with utter retardsaverage iq here is like 90
Leftypol having his nightly pre bedtime hour long natter with his mummy right now
>>201500780scared of wet pussy, are we?
>>201500724Confirmed IQ’s only. Obviously there isn’t a test high enough for you yet. Sorry mate
>>201500724you left non-concious canadian and diegs out
>>201500816how old are you ill guess early 20s
>>201500287>>201500306>>201500373>>201500377>>201500525When the Beyhive swarmed Sweden, they didn't just bring the buzz, they also brought inflation. That's because fans' pilgrimage to Stockholm for Beyoncé's Renaissance World Tour sent hotel prices in the country's capital skyrocketing, Danske Bank Chief Economist Michael Grahn told the Financial Times.The "Beyoncé blip," as he calls it, had a "very rare" effect on Swedish inflation, bumping it up 0.2%While Beyoncé's modest "blip" effect on an entire country's inflation is far from usual, it isn't the first time a singer's fanbase has pushed up consumer prices. The cost of a one-night stay at some hotels in Nashville nearly quadrupled during Taylor Swift's Eras Tour performances in the city in May, the Tennessean reported. Her fans also smashed records for hotel bookings in Chicago.>making Beyonce richer and ordinary people poorer makes the economy better somehow
thinking of poo
>>201500913High IQ post
got 1 more IQ than you
POV: Rioter
>>201500913I swear you'll never see anything like this ever againSo watch it, drink it in
>>201500905>>201500537
get them housedNOW
the feeling of kissing/hugging your gf is literally the same chemical as heroin
richard nixon was a virgin until his late 20s
business idea: filter poo
Advanced bionic nigger
having a gibbywank
9/11 soon, documentarytoil looms
>>201500905>making Beyonce richer and ordinary people poorer makes the economy better somehowYes
>>201500991really miss covid memes like this
having a high IQ wank (asian footjobs)
>>201500991
when I smoke weed my IQ goes up at least 15 points
>>201501017naudet brothers kino?
>>201501079
femdom wank toil on the cards
The great reset *restarts phone because its been lagging for a while*
I hate how every time I play a Stalingrad level it's basically hell
>>201501183
blur are shite
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmOKebTpPFw&list=LL&index=1
>>201501257love chocolate girls
>>201501227>reading>playinstrument>writing>swimming>photography ( a little)>traveling(also no way they like archery lmao wut)andyway despite all those i'm pure incel haha
>>201501227>reading 98.2%Why do they lie?
Bed soon for this girl team. Toil on the morrow BUT it's only a 6:00 am to 10:00 am morning shift.
Hello mates.Today me and my dad watched Alien Romulus.
>>201501283have you tried growing a cock?
>>201501269One of my favs actually
Eating pate
>>201501017man on wire?
Business idea: Date a cute German woman who talks to me in her cute German accent
>>201501332aww how cute dont care fuck off little bent freak
>>201501340got a 6.5 incher
>>201501292not books readingas in being from reading, berkshirelike ricky gervais
>>201501227>reading Lmaooooooo never met a woman who was well read, or even a man irl for that matter, behave
>>201501372>6.5 inchBBC tier
does reading /brit/ count babe x
>>201501078something very unattractive about this
Man why does everyone else have their shit together? But me I am 21 and struggling to get by
>>201501329your female colleagues avoid using the bathroom when you're on shift
Very convincing incel graph
>behave
wish I could just click my fingers and learn spanishI'm so fucking good with accents that if I were fluent it would sound like I was a nativebut who has the time
>>201501438
omg imagine being done by a trip trannie
might have a valiumthen again might not
>>201501407exercising is for menwomen shouldnt do sports
it's going to be terrible isn't it
>>201501466
>>201501341le WOOHOO xDgrow up
>>201501450I think most people use their mouth to speak Spanish
reading a book*peaks up from above the pages to see if any women are watching*
favourite Lynch movie?watched mulholland drive yesterday and was very impressed
your so concieted x
Might take a trip to the shire to batter sacked tranny into a coma
>>201501547*looks*
>>201501550for me? its lost highway
>>201501547as someone who used to read a lot on the tube no, not once. the only person who ever commented on me reading was a guy who knew the person who wrote the book (and it was evening on saturday and he was probably bit pissed)that's itthat's after 100+ tube journies reading
>>20150141021 is pretty young most people haven't even finished further education by then so how could you have your shit together
>>201501538leafbro I'm a British Gujarati how easy would it be to acquire a white Canadian girl? I have cousins in Toronto who say they love us over there
>>201501558I know taekwondo and I am the highest trained fighter in /Brit/
26 and never even finished high school me. seems like I'm just destined to be a fuckup.
>>201501592Looking at people my age on Instagram
Goo goo ga ga i watched my first acclaimed movie today, any more like this???
>>201501538
>>201501369sent that spaz back to the deep ends of a derelict space station based on characters by Dan O'Bannon; Ronald Shusett
>>201501601*pulls down your pants and bums you*
>>201501594I have only ever witnessed one Indian man with a white woman before. I don’t think your chances are very good, desu. >TorontoMaybe you’d have some luck there lol
>>201501632most intelligent australian
>>201501547You mean *peeks*. Not "peaks". Illiterate.
>>201501450It takes about 30 weeks full time or 1200 hours to learn Spanish. Think of how many hours you’ve spent wanking, watching shite on YouTube or browsing here.You have the time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCN2Ew21iSY
>>201501636Paddington 2
>>201501558Which shire is battered tranny from? better not be Lancashire
piquing over my book
>Prime Minister Sir Keir Starmer signals tax rises coming as he warns of 'painful' budgettarq breaking out in a cold sweat
>>201501717No, I mean peaks. It was a metaphor for my mountainous figure.Plebeian.
>>201501726so if I do 4 hours a day I can have it done in 10 months?
>>201501766Shropshire
>>201501766transhire
>>201501635social media is bullshit. instagram especially is just for people to humblebrag and lie about their lives
mad what a fucking joke this country is nowadaysbring back the 90s NOW
>>201501798Yes, if you remain committed. Go forth and conquer!
>listening to local radio in the car earlier>they run a story about how a regular Tesco shoplifter threaten staff and almost headbutted one>the staff member almost assaulted was my old schoolmate
>>201501708go and invent us a time machine so I can go back and finish, smart cunt
>>201501798Yeah. Unironically.You have to do 4 hours actual studying every single day though no cheating
>>201501851>if you finish le highschool then u can warp the laws of physicsahh the famed outback educationwhere you draw in sand and lick glass
i'm in asda
>>201499540I'd vote for him
>>201501902whyyy
>>201501850that's not funny you sick piece of shit
>>201501902why
Just learned that worms are often above ground during/after rain to avoid drowning in waterlogged soil
>looking up all the people from secondary 10 years ago (27 now)>all the povvo chavs have multiple kids>all the smart A grade students have catsmany such casesthis is not sustainable
>>201501920the thing is it doesnt matter who we vote for, this fucking catberg is always in number 10 up to god knows what. thats the illusion of democracy for you
>>201501933Alri Toby how you doing lad
Fucking YES ladThe way I see it, rightNoel is the poet and Liam is the town crierAlso, I don't usually mention thisBut here's a definitive list of top oasis tunes:supersonicacquiescesome might sayslide awaylive foreverlylacast no shadowbonehead's bank holidaythe masterplanrock n roll starshe's electricmorning gloryimportance of being idlelisten upgo let it outhalf the world awaycigarettes and alcohold'you know what i meangas panic!all around the worldunderneath the skylittle by littlecolumbiait's better peopled'yer wanna be a spacemanchampagne supernovatalk tonightstand by medon't go awayfalling down*I didn't include don't look back in anger/wonderwall because everyone knows about them but they are also absolute certified timeless beltersI fucking love oasis ladsFucking mad for itOasis are british culture in it's truest form, the entire country knows the words to wonderwall off by heartAbsolutely BIBLICALFucking CELESTIALBlur are alright too I suppose, they have a couple of decent tunesAs you were LG x
>>201501902wtf why
Think one of my greatest qualities is my ability to laugh at myself. If you can do that you can get through anything. It teaches you modesty and humility.
>>201501850:(
>>201501726Now think about how useless it is to know Spanish when you already know English
>>201501902https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcfaltp8CL0
>>201501969Then the poor bastards get stuck and dry out, ironic
>>201501986over 65s can eat in the cafe for a quid (as long as the item on the menu costs a quid or less)
>>201501988Bet you piss yourself when you’re looking in the mirror
not reading that tome
RORKELIFE
>>201501999it's not useless to know any language
>>201501902toby >.<
Rocking out
>>201502016Sometimes we end up missing the very thing we tried to avoid...
business proposition: cute finnish gf with cute finnish accent
>>201502029
>>201501981tasteless scum
His gimmicks aren’t even funny or interesting. There’s literally no point to them. Everyone thinks he’s a twat.Why? Why spend time every single day of your life making people think you’re a sad little loser? Is it a humiliation fetish thing?Genuinely baffled at how he wastes his life away for zero reason
Right so I ended up shagging the gf but wasnt really into it. Barely had an erection desu
>>201501969didn't know they have those down under
>>201502029put that cunt in a grave
>>201502045Pretty fucking useless to know Irish
My evening hobbies after work:>Monday: volunteer shift at the food bank>Tuesday: jujitsu>Wednesday: Portuguese night classes>Thursday: jujitsu>Friday: model nude for life drawing class then go to local bars to pick up women (2 drinks maximum) >Saturday: sauna, yoga, jujitsu >Sunday: church
any gay homosexuals in?
>>201502089Australia also has the largest population of wild camels in the world
didnt read lol
>>201502116People who asked>Nobody
>>201502075Just like Clogwog, he probably thinks he's 'owning the rorkes'. And it's his fetish, too, so that helps. He started out pretending he had a girlfriend whom he watches have sex with black men.
>>201502029omgfucking hell
>>201502122not really in the sense of bumming blokes but im exactly the sort of person who would be gay so in a way yes
3 new leaves from my birds of paradise over the last 2 months
>>201502095if all you care about is goyslop then sure, all you need is english
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTHulDnEAlk&list=OLAK5uy_mPArogM8-0EsS66OEcrHwSAU6UWW9cvdc&index=6
>>201501500city wins lmao
>>201502116Interesting. I'm learning Russian and also practice taekwondo. Languages and marital arts are fantastic.
>>201502158LOL this is me i hit all the gay phenotypes but i'm completely straight
Amanda Holden seen leaving Heart Radio Studios laden with boxes of crisps (2019)
>>201502116Mine>Monday: make dinner, have a small drink, respond to the odd email>Tuesday: make dinner, have a small drink, respond to the odd email>Wednesday: make dinner, have a small drink, respond to the odd email, maybe a wank>Thursday: make dinner, have a small drink, respond to the odd email>Friday: get wankered either alone or with friends and order deliverslop
>>201501971catberg would never betray you, he is your greatest ally and keeps your homes safe
>>201502187haha yeahexcept they didn't last yearand have only won it once everbloody fool
>>201502230omg you're literally me
>>201502190Speaking some Russian for us lad. You’ve been banging on about it for nearly a year so you must be pretty fluent by now
>>201502219Would still shag her silly
>>201501500>Brest
>>201499613mogus
3 new mosses on my moss ball
>>201502278You’re going to scare him away
post below me has to rim elton john
>>201502219
It's over for RorkePic related
nth for the gyaldem
Ah yes, let me learn the language of a people who would beat me up if they saw me in their nation
>>201499764frankly i don't believe it
her penis
>>201502278I have done before.>>201502355They wouldn't know I'm trans unless I explicitly told them. And even then if you make an effort to understand someone else's background and culture they will make an effort to understand yours.
Wonder what made janberg go for that webm specifically and not any other post
>>201502245only vini stopped them, madrid have bought mbappe and ruined their cohesion
>>201499764omg rorke is... kinda cute?and his cheps??? kinda leng
>>201502428>They wouldn't know I'm trans unless I explicitly told them.
>>201502355I guess that explains my U in GCSE English
>>201502469
>>201502428You’re taking the piss right?
>Sunday: Happy day>Monday: Happy day>Tuesday: Happy day>Wednesday: Happy day>Thursday: Happy day>Friday: Happy day>Saturday: What a day! Rockin all week for you!
>>201502522amazing post wishi could interanlise it
Got Icedancer on.
>>201502544
I go to sex clubsIt's my only actual interest, outside of work
>>201502522The happy days posted therein are shared property between me and yourself
