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hey guys i just want to check in and see how /cum/ is doi-um...
>>201518133>>201518133I just wanted a spooky themed thread and this guy had to spam homosexuality
>>201518156its always the damn leafs
>>201518204brian has done worsestill, gays not welcome
5 days no fap, it's taking a lot of willpower to not jerk off
My new phone is great!
What's your guys' fave cryptid mine is the Yeti.
>>201518577For me?It's the Loveland Frog
>>201518544Which brand?
>>201518596Ooooo I've never heard of this one! >>201518602It's the Samsung Galaxy Z Flip 6.
>>201518643And you're a total retard.
>>201518755Let's be nice
>>201518770kill yourself
damn the loser still uses 4chanX
>>201519527You have schizophrenia.
Do you love egirl psyops in your cunt?
>>201519627If they open bob and vagene
>>201519561>>201519584>>201519627>>201519687kill yourself
LIKE A BAT OUTTA HELL I'LL BE GONE WHEN THE MORNING COMES
Salmon
>>201519961Yum. I love salmon, esp salmon maki with some s oy sauce (this will anger Schizojeet).
Titfuck therapists near me
Deepthroat therapists near me
Handholding therapists near me
Hug you and lift you off therapists near me
gomo
Height increaser and racebending therapists near me
Time travel therapists near me
Cuddle with you while lying on a pebble beach at night therapists near you
Behead me in my sleep and seal the head in a cursed godproof box therapists near me
Can't remember more than half the days of the year from being intoxicated nonstop therapists near me
Does the thought of me ever cross her mind therapists near me
Failure since day one of kindergarden therapists near me
Dog therapists near me
>>201517910Reminds me of the album cover of Absolution by Muse, pic relatedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dg0Nx2ra9g
>>201522022Good morning (still morning here too, for the next 5 mins)
>>201522551Cool yacht. Please can you rotate your images in the future as a favour to people looking at them.
>>201522959Mousepedo
Had an odd dream in which an old friend needed comfort and I cuddled him in bed. Weird feeling, neat dream. Hope you're well.
>"Latino rights" group>it's just trying to get free shit for illegalsevery time.
>>201522551Why is your Halifax sideways for some reason?
>>201523935Source?
Doggo hates squirrels
TikTok Live Battles will decide the outcome of the Israel - Hamas conflict
>>201518755The jealousy of the poor….Sent from my iPhone 15 Pro Max
bump
Is Washington a nice state to live in?
hello
United States of America is undoubtedly the most diverse and beautiful country to grace this planet earth
Yes yes, well done Trump.HOWEVER
>>201519429dog in the water
>>201526837Tell that to china, your own people
Where did the leafschizo and leafbum go?
Going to break your buck
>>201526903Based
If I had a car I'd get some breakfast.
what the american people really want is more tax dollars sent to israel, that's why all major candidates support it
Does Satan count as a god?
The breakfast:>Chicken noodle soup>takis>scrambled eggs with cheddar cheese mixed in>butter whole wheat toast>2 tortillas
>>201528490just kys bro
There's a person in my phone's contacts named Tony, but I don't know anyone named Tony.
>>201528684That's a lot. I had ~1 cup cooked oatmeal, a banana, about a cup of milk, and about a half cup of cottage cheese.
Whats the deal with zoomers thinking molly (ecstasy) is some new drug that didn't exist even 20 years ago? I keep seeing zoomers say that Gen X, Millennials, etc. didn't have molly. Are they actually retarded?
You're with friends now.
>>201528673Canonically he's so weak he lost to an angel, not even Jesus or God. Even satanists don't think he is.
>>201528673If you're a Satanist maybe, but according to the Bible, he is a son of God.A super natural being for sure, but apart from immortality he doesn't appear to have any other powers.
Today's saint augustine's feast day
>>201529369based
I look like this
>>201529259He's still a supernatural being with powers far beyond any human, he can tempt you through other creatures and through your own mind, how is that not godlike?
>>201528723send him a text saying you want to order a pound of gabagool.
>>201529435so by that logic angels are godlike too.
>>201529434i look like this
>>201529435You sound like you're discussing power scaling for some comic book characters
>>201529467Sure, why not?
>>201529434This is what peak performance looks like
>>201529859so then what was the point of the initial question? he's not a god but something more powerful than a normal person. But still weak af, no skibidi
>>201530236He's not weak asf, just weak compared to God, like Ares to Zeus. All I'm trying to say is that, for all intents and purposes, Christianity is a polytheistic religion
Why tf do you need to make like $100k in this country to have a life worth living?
having a bit of a walk this morning
>>201530531Did you mean: wank?
>>201530593no, I meant walk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KFT4iRY_34
>>201530593anon who replied wasn't meyes, to tranny porn
>>201530499roasties on social media told me 100kUSD isn't enough, they know their worth
I’ll never make even remotely close to 100k in my lifetime and that’s okMediocrity is enjoyable tok
Fairly accurate
>>201530892I make 150kusd/year, hansthe only difference from making half that is that I spend more money, and still come out waiting for the next paycheck.Honestly, just be happy with what you have ( and your pakis lol )
the guy who made the original "ackchyually" drawing must have been mad as fuck when he did it
>>201530892Increasingly not so in this country. Everything's getting shittier and more expensive and we don't have the social security that some European countries do
>>201530892just being honest, i could never respect someone who doesn't earn at least six figures. that's the baseline for what i'd consider to be middleclass these days. there was that /int/ thread the other day that mentioned how of all people with a college degree, over half earn that much. it's not the big number that it used to be.anything less just shows that you never even tried.
itty bitty tits and a bob
>>201531036I feel that way when I see really elaborate soy ragejaks. Like damn nigga the argument must have passed by the time you finished that
imagine making over 100k and spending your time posting in the slowest general on the shittiest board.
>>201531072>we don't have the social security that some European countries doThey dont have it either anymore. Look at a lot of social metrics and they are unironically getting worse in Europe. As a leaf I am an expert in this obviously. Burgers still have their big salaries, you do not suffer
>>201530906I’ve been using the same cologne since I was 17 and I’ve gotten complimented by women because of it One of my exes messaged me on Instagram asking me what brand it was because she wanted to get it for her boyfriend
>>201530499back in my day you only needed 100k pennies and good penmanship
>>201531145Good thing I post on /cum/ instead of ASEAN haha
imagine not making over 100k while being able to spend your time posting in the slowest general on the shittiest board.
>>201531145Most dedicated /cum/mers have been here since their college days and are now approaching 30 at least
>>201531195tell her it's a really expensive bad smelling one instead
>>201531072social security is supposed to be a last resort or for people who are poor as fuck. It's just shitty insurance
>>201531269It happened like 5 years ago and I was the one who left her so I just told her
I didn’t win the lottery
>>201531295I wish we could just call it what is: more shitty welfare. Cut our payments down by 60% and just give it all to the poorest retards so we can invest the rest ourselves.
You know how "charity" nonprofits are notorious for only ultimately giving 5-15% of everything given to them to the actual thing/initiative they're supposed to be donating to? The state works the exact same way. It's a business.
>>201531369Keep playing it’s bound to happen soon I can feel itPersonally I’ve been trying to find a $50,000,000 winning scratcher for years here Im down a few thousand right now but it won’t matter when I win
>>201531422my gf "donates" when she goes shopping. I tell her that it's just tax write-offs for the big companies but she doesn't care
I'm an old guy and I'll give you they 3 things you'll need to conquer ANYTHING in life. They are as follows:1. Practice2. Patience3. FocusWith these 3 as your ally there is no challenge you cannot overcome
>>201531554This isn’t LinkedIn And you forgot the most important one4. Lots and lots and lots of luck
Cats would think of themselves as ferocious predators but to use they're cute so we put them in adorable costumes, emasculating themIf there was a panic button, they'd push it
>>201531552>I tell her that it's just tax write-offs for the big companies but she doesn't careIn Canada they don't get a tax write-off for this but the big companies still do it.
It's not luck it's looking for opportunity. Luck is when you get shot at and the bullet nicks your ear
>>201531627Luck is important, but what is luck? Luck=Preparation meeting opportunity. So my original statement stands. If you stay ready, you never have to GET ready
>>201531683Cats are not capable of that level of self-reflection
>>201531717coal or gem?
>>201531683cats are fucking autistic
>>201531377It's already next to nothing. I saw a bunch of people in a food pantry say that one month their food stamps werw cut by 90%.
>>201531753Fool
I don't want to be in your companyI don't need you to take care of meLet me 'lone, let me 'lone, let me 'lone, can't you let me beAll I want in this world is to say I'm a man that's freePeople talk about the way I lookI say come on and say it, I got enough to write a bookBut don't they know, don't they know, don't they know it's a waste of breathCause I don't wanna be like them, all I want is to be myself
>>201531717>>201531845Bullet fragment not even a bullet would’ve been based if he didn’t miss
Gm
>>201531554it's actuallly1. Energy2. Courage3. Focus
>>201531606>>201531606
Crazy how our window for interstellar travel and space colonization is rapidly closing but we still don't do anything. It would be kinda funny if the great filter turned out to be nihilistic hedonism
>>201531552It's like a bug in human psychology. Evolved exclusively for tribes of 100-150 closely related people. Absolutely gamed when on the scale of global millions and billions.
Every white girl who dates black guys has a serious drug problem
>>201531899Stellar argument
>>201532068every post you make is so dogshit.i feel sorry for you, dumb bum living in his car
>>201532234Women who used to do crack and have turned their life around will always have a mulatto child that was born before they quit crack
>>201532234that's unironically a big part of the appeal, at least from what I've seen. Why aren't you thug-maxxing?
>>201532068It was women voting
>>201532316Your posts are retarded and don’t deserve a serious response, simple as
>>201517910i love Whygena
>>201532321Idk who you think I am but I have never lived in a car. You buttmad for no reason nigga
>>201532234Cope
>>201532373Childish, just as I expected. You'll appreciate them more when you have a few more years under your belt
gay men kissingeachother
>>201532342I’ve exchanged my substances for other peoples money in college if you catch my drift >>201532391I don’t care about girls who date black guys because I’m not attracted to them I’ve dated black girls before so it’s hypocritical but I don’t care
I detest sweets but I like to have a bowl of dates and an ice cold glass of milk every now and then
>>201532497Dried fruit is simply superior to candyOnly acceptable candy is dark chocolate
had a dream that Jeannette McCurdy (of Icarly fame) was texting me lewd photos of herself
>>201532602This fucker fucking GETS it.
*ahem*I have something to say to the citizens of the so-called “/cum”
>>201532702Yes, Presidentrix?
>>201532702>tfw I'll never find her bj video
>>201532702LOVE SANNA
>>201532635she dated an NBA player that was like 2 feet taller than her
limiting myself to only playing video games at night
>>201532728>>201532731For TOO LONG the janny has been persecuting /cum/bums for thought crimes and discussion of current events in North America. It’s time we take our general back. It’s TIME to make /cum/ great againPay cuts for jannies!Deportations on all British postersNo more anti-anime normies ruining our culture!ENOUGH IS ENOUGH
i love whygena
>>201532497Yeah dates and sweet potatoes are both plenty sweet
>>201532991also she is older than him lel
>>201532702>>201532970genuinely dont care what she has to save, ever insane that the EU countries can be tricked to vote in a woman just because "looool cat XDDD". fucking coomers
>>201532970>No more anti-animeYou have lost me. Anime is gay and cringe and always will be.I'm with you on the other points THOUGH
>>201532968On weekdays I limit myself to drinking at night
can't do this shit anymore
>>201533072why dont you get a job
>>201533064I don't like anime but it is useful to keep away NPC hyper-normies, or at least it used to be
i wasnt even here and hes talking about British people #rent freeas suspected from someone whos only posts are always "cum bum" and "mexico? cum bummy" 10 times a day. its just sad. its a grown man saying "cum bum" and thats who doesnt like me when it comes down to it. fuck off
I'm at the hospital because I ate spoiled ham lol
reminder that i wasnt even here and the people "against" me unironically say cum bum. that - with a pepe attached - is what they come here to post. its a grown man making those posts also. goodbye
>>201533187>oh fuck what do we decorate this wall with? a a pie chart for healthy foods to eat also you should be able to eat spoiled ham. you gay. just eat more choritzo (lovely food btw) get better soon - i just thought the laminated wall poster was a bit funny
>>201533187How spoiled are we talking? Seems soft for a Mejican
If the coffee doesn't stain your cup, the coffee isn't strong enough
ohhhhh could you imagine if fat and his dickrider is him samefagging? like some obese moderator sat there RPing with himself on an alt or something? i wouldnt even put it past him. holy shit, LMAO at its life if not then sure i guess with the right voice it could be cute but he is still a grown man saying "cum bum" as 99% of his posts
>>201533286shut the fuck up
toby
>>201533245Diarrhea and vomit. I spent the whole.night shittin and puking.But it's not anything superbad.
>>201533324Wow, teafags sure are sensitive these days
>>201533365How the fuck do you eat spoiled ham? You didn't notice as you was shoveling it into your face that it smelled like the dockside whorehouse at low tide in July?
>>201533365did you have cold sweats or skin discoloration?
MexicANOs be like“Este Jamon es muy picante”
Food poisoning is rough, man. I've been there.
>>201533422LOL
Coffee's brewing.
i had cholera once. everyone thought i was gonna die.
>>201533469I ate some food while travelling in Asia and I thought I was gonna die tbqh, but that's just the usual firstie baptism.
person in the adjacent condo is listening to a really loud audiobook
>>201533647Listen to Mein Kampf
>>201533575>wypipo don’t season they food with fecal matter to build up a tolerance
Take a vacation wherever I want cause I don't care where none of my ops is
>>201533731>you mean I have to wash my hands EVERY time I go to the washroom or touch raw meat? Pffffthat's that thirdie SOVL
>>201533356shut the fuck up you sub 80 IQ runt
mister here's your mule
any gamers in Ontario? i moved and need new friends
been here all day? going to be here for the rest of it? i betptu retard. ptu
>>201528673>jobbed to an angelI don't think so
hawk ptua
last time you heard a person (like a YouTuber) make a racey joke about Asians or something without 5 seconds afterwards of laughing and then an apology right after? about anyone?
>>201533913where did you move from?how many gb is your graphics card?
>>201534029yesterday
>>201533913saar, we do not redeem games saaaarrr
Drinking coffee and watching the news at work I have this TV mounted to the wall but the speakers don’t work so I just have a second monitor
I just jack off at work
Bout to have coffee and have a sesh.
bot to jerk off to Canadaanon
Me? I smoke marijuana on my breaks
Me? I lost my 2 chances turning a dollar into 6 dollars in roulette to buy weed this morning.
GFUEL titty milk flavor
>>201534934play those rocketman games instead. I win a lot with those
Mousepedo titty cocho milky falvor
Won $15 on a $2 scratcher this morningUp $13, brothers
retarded freak sitting on a leaf proxy/VPN trying to latch on during his shift
mousepedo has been having a meltie for 2 calendar days now lel
>im going to call you ratpedo over and over again but pease pay attention to be me please im begging for you to talk to me might just filter the word
>>201535112your life is sso sad and pathetic that you sit there having to pretend that things are happening...you sit there on your shift saying that people are having "melt downs" over and over againfruit flies are more annoying than you, instantly.
>>201535053will you buy more scratchers with the $13?
anywayptubye
>>201533913L O N D O NONDONO N T A R I ONTARIO
Paralympics start in 50 minutes, Im sure both of it's fans are excited
VANCOUVER REIGNS SUPREME
>>201535244I like the blade runners
Canada >.<
I've got an idea for a cult, you guys in?
>>201535305BC? 'Jak him
>>201535433no im not
Covfeve time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BV3sF5CcbNgdamn this is comfy
And here we see the mid-western lifer in its natural habitat, nary wise of spirit animals of the Shoshone, of the Sioux
Who is is stuck in this heatwave? I've left my house only once since Monday. Well technically three times to get the mail.
>>201535629Why is the guy representing the board of parole so bad at reading? He’s going so slowly and making a lot of mistakes. Are even American judges illiterate?
Oh lmao they literally had the wrong guy they were reading the charges to
>>201535742btw he read the wrong case after all that lol
>>201535727It is 12 fucking degrees Celsius here. I'm outside in sweats and a hoodie.
>>201535578I made a thread, inspired by an exchange we had in this general last night
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8KYa1NtNt0
Seriously though stop demoralizing me
>>201535629Meemaw heemed this old meth-heads shit
https://youtu.be/034yEKph7eI
>>201535629they're voting now
>>201536196granny was never gonna vote yes
fuckable mouth!
>>201536211Fuck they shot my boy down 0-3. he looks crushed
>Boss is throwing a party on the condition that we donate blood>I legally can't donate blood because I was born in a "third world" country (I'm white don't worry)Why is everyone so obsessed with blood donations? Same thing happened when I was in college. Also, it isn't even a "third world" country it's just a country NATO bombed
>>201536139It seems so arbitrary, they don’t even have the right rap sheet for the guy. “You haven’t done enough to curb your addiction,” well, what’s another 9 months in prison going to do? They’re playing with the dude’s freedom on a vibes basis. Horrific
>>201536278No I disagree. A good stint in prison, maybe with some programs, is often enough for a person to get clean.
>>201536244yeah he really thought he had a chance with those classes and speaking politely. There are cases way more deluded than him though, like they killed 4 people and think they are getting out because they took an anger management class.
test
>>201536278>It seems so arbitraryI mean it is, in essence you are just pleading and trying to prove you aren't a psychopath in 5 minutes to a person who only knows you from a rap sheet and doesn't care. It's just like a job interview.
i also vote to deny, i don't think he's done enough to addres his addiction
>>201536343If three years of prison, two of which have been on work-release, plus whatever classes he’s been taking at night aren’t enough to get him clean (who says he isn’t clean?) then literally what is the expectation of another 9 months. I’m not going to pretend that he couldn’t possibly get meth in prison, but if he’s been using inside that hasn’t been proven, and he’s been working the program as best as one could expect. All I’m saying is that if 9 months of my freedom were up against >muh feels then I’d be pretty pissed>>201536479This is what I mean, yeah, they rushed it too because they had the wrong guy in the first instance. Fucking clowns
just learned what grooming a cult member is and how sad /brit/ is. much worse than the crabs in a bucket that i thought th ey were
>>201536514literally what the fuck does this mean. what else could he do
louisana is a hellhole
and whygena >.< i love him though
>>201536656get out while you still can
>>201536656Seems kinda comfy to me ngl
Once took a Mexican girl I knew to a mall when I was in college and she got arrested for shoplifting
>>201536744You ratted her out?
if we had to choose 1 person to speak to the aliens on our behalf I'd choose Bill Maher
>>201536343>maybe with some programs>implying
>>201536768Nope I didn’t even go into the store she got caught at Was getting me a pretzel
Unironically, where do I go to meet desperate MILFs? The internet is useless since it's mostly scams and malware.
>>201536784For me, Jodie Foster
>>201536829Unironically, find single moms. And they won't be hot either so watch out.
>>201536829Try Fetlife
might fuck off to salt lake city for work, can't find shit in cali
>>201536828Ah you left her unattended >>201536829Barflies, try your local dive. If you’re doing well for yourself, go to fancy hotel bars and sit and drink at the bar. You’ll be approached eventually, or else see someone to make a move on
>>201536922are you the CHI?
>>201535537come join eu4 game /cum/
>>201536950i don't speak acronym
>>201536950No he’s a white man from Placer CountyNot sure what field of work he’s in
God damn Jodie Foster was fucking HOT
>>201536938Her fault I found someone cuter than her that same week
>>201536983>not knowing CHIcanohello newfren, this is important /cum/lore>>201537002He will fit in perfectly then
>>201517910>woke up at 7AM to head to court>defendant didn't show up>trial rescheduled for 9th>still need to show up>now im a sleep deprived zombie and need to leave for work in 30 minutes
>>201537027She’s attracted to women so who caresShe honestly looks like a Lesbian
>>201537027satanic
>>201537027>20 years oldbefore I opened the image I thought you were indog posting with her in taxi driver
>>201536829You don't. Regular moms aren't attractive, and the only ones that are attractive have gone under the knife. You can't afford the damaged goods trophy wife, as their desire for more outpaces what you will ever have.If you could afford an actual MILF, they'd find you. Then you'd quickly realize that you don't want all that baggage.
>>201537094ayo this nigga a lawyer :laugh: :100: Only at miller grove :ok: :100:
>>201537070chi stands for Chicago retard>>201537002i wish i was more north, i assume gas is less than 5.50 up there
>>201537196I'm the plaintiff
wtf looxmaxxed nilered
>>201537214>2024>CHI is forgottena sad day for this general
>>201536784Not a bad choice honestly
>>201537256>cut hair>actually wears in glasses>doesn't take blown out lighting photos with low resolution camerasThat's not really looxmaxxing. He did the basics.
>>201537230whomst've are you in court against?
>>201537319horrible right? you should leave before it gets even worse
>>201537411An ex lover
>>201537389>replying to itwhy?
>>201537435She kill your dog or something?
a funny story about Bill Maher is he told a group of youths to stop being loud in the movie theater and they beat him up after the movie in front of his date
Anyone remember YOU KICK MY DOG ?
>>201536784I'd choose a conservative mathematician. They're smart enough and not going to be playing for status.Bill Maher is an old burnout. Why would you want an uninformed stoner to do such an important role.
>>201537476That is funny, not going to look into if it's true because I want it to be true
>>201536922>tfw Socal Been applying for jobs and keep getting "we decided to not move forward with your application". I swear the job postings are just there to inflate the fucking job market. I literally apply for jobs where I fit 100% and still get rejected. what the fuck is there to do on utah? rock labeling ?
>>201537476>a group of youthsit's ok you don't need to say this on 4channel.org, you can just say it was blacks lel
>>201537597it's true, I think you can find the video online too. Howard Stern interview iirc
>>201537420for an alleged non-CHI you seem awfully upset about it
>>201535727It’s only 93 degrees out
>>201535727highest I've seen is like 95F in LA. chilliest year so far, imo
>>201537598Part of the reason that businesses are always hiring, is to hunt for those diamonds in the rough. While appearing to the staff that they're actually trying to fill positions, without the intention of doing so. Keeps the staff happier than they would otherwise be, and keeps costs down. Wasting a few hours of HR's time doing interviews is no big deal, when they know that HR isn't there for anything but defending the company.Why hire another worker, when you've already convinced 3 other people to split the work for no extra pay?
new???
>>201537002Stop assuming every person from california is me, there’s like 4 of us
>>201535727I honestly think I'm done with florida. I'm gonna move some place up north
Never met a Californian who calls it Cali
fuck off we're full
make a new spinster
no youre not
>>201537981I have.
cali is less syllables therefore i look like that and say thatseethe
>>201538050>>201538050>>201538050
>>201537981We call it Cali to each other, but always make sure no outsiders are watching so they think we say whole words.
>>201537981Northern California CaliforniaPOWER GAPS*CalPOWER GAPCali
>>201538052she seems to be away at the moment
>>201538077flyover states>>>>>>>>>shit>>>>>>>>any part of commiefornia
