Codsworth has Kellogg for breakfast edition
sex blood elves
Catberg stanced up like he's going to attack meCalm down mate
got baby fever meneed to impregnate a woman NOW
I actually like oasis despite them being knockoff beatles.
>On my third cup of Tetley >Zyn starting to make me feel a little woozy >Still playing Shin Megami Tensei: Lucifer's Call for the PlayStation 2
FIELDSFORESTSRIVERS MOUNTAINS
for me its sex dwarves and goblins
>>201539142he'd destroy youu
>>201539146I like them but I dislike this reunion because they're clearly only doing it for the money
>>201539146who asked
redditors getting upset cause nobody likes their AI slop
>>201539165blog on
Mad how much I've mentally deteriorated
is it a sex dwarf in a bathtub?
>>201539188ok fuckign albert einsteen
>>201539128its changebergs™ time. the new. we are together tony blair™ tone™ its blair trivia. time forchange™
>>201539222HOWLING
AM I WRONG CAUSE I WANNA GET IT ON TILL I DIE
>>201539088I'm currently playing trannyvegasfallout 4 is just too boring to play again
i thought the monkees were the discount beatles
>>201539188ah yes because all artists should be charities
Getting blacked
me? mad ferret but also too skint
>>201539255Monkees were cartoon Beach Boys
>>201539290thread hidden
CATBERG GONE MENTAL OH MY DAYS
I’ve had enough. I have decided to go mental. I’m not following the rules anymore. From now on I shall be doing whatever I want and not giving a shit about what anybody else thinks or worrying about how it will affect my future. I’m just going to do stuff and see what happens and where life takes me. Or “YOLO” as the kids say nowadays.
>>201539320stop trying to rape it thenJesus
>>201539320
>>201539320cabergonamadone!!!!!!!!!!!!!
For me? It's Fallout 3.
where do the wiggles fall in the beatle-esque band hierarchy
rorke and the scorching summer of '24
got pointer sisters on
>>201539389They're a toddle music group, they're basically the kids equivalent of a boy band.
POO-ing>Cheeky activists who defaced more than 20 town signs in protest over sewage spills could face criminal chargeshttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13789013/activists-defaced-town-signs-protest-sewage-spills-criminal-charges.html
cheque's in the post
Get the cans on
fruit salad, yummy yummy
Cats and cat owners are disgusting
The International Hatsune Miku trend but for the British one she's wearing a North Face coat and trackies from Boohoo
I have terminal arse cancer unironically (or ironically I suppose). I bequeath brit with my arses. Is there like a HQ or PO Box I can send my arses to?
>>201539320catberg NO
>>201539402>Moment police arrest 14 riot suspects in early morning raids including child, 11, who becomes one of the youngest to be held over disorder that followed Southport stabbingshttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13789159/Moment-police-arrest-14-riot-suspects-early-morning-raids-including-child-11-one-youngest-held-disorder-followed-Southport-stabbings.html
>Landlords are preparing to dispose of homes and investors are set for mass sell-offs of their assets before Sir Keir Starmer can strip them of their gains via widely anticipated tax hikes in the autumn budget, financial experts have told MailOnline. The Prime Minister sparked panic with a gloomy Downing Street speech on Tuesday, in which he warned Chancellor Rachel Reeves' upcoming budget would be 'painful', with 'those with the broader shoulders' expected to 'bear the heavier burden'.
>>201539389First gen Wiggles were very beatlesque (can you point your fingers and do the twist) and certainly have a cultural presence like the Beatles' in Australia
And so we descend into winter
>>201539490just leave them on your doorstep, I'll come by and pick them up
>>201539499Your police are so wacky haha
YO GABBA GABBA
>>201539490Do you really
get the bloody niggers wanked!!!!
fuck off LAGERBOY
>>201539502richoids cant run and hide now haha
got jock itch
>>201539490No you don't you're an obese autistic incel and so on
>>201539564thread hidden twice. fucking leftypol
>>201539566it's so over for lagerboys
>>201539592probably more likely to get cancer then isn't he
>>201539502mad how labour aren't even pretending to improve the country and are just admitting to everyone:>yeah its going to be shit and we're all gonna be poor but what are you gonna do about it, chud?
>>201539502Shit wonder if landladyberg might hop ship
>>201539502>>201539638Won't this lead to a crash in housing prices?
at this point finding myself routinely in what can only be described as a dire state of affairsfor example: a dilemma from earlier today- to shower at work at the end of the day, or wash at home in a bucket filled with hot water from the kettle and this evening, shall I drive to KFC (about 20 minutes away) or shall I make instant noodles in the microwave in other words, it's so over
>>201539490Can I have the Huw Edwards one please?
have had two women almost approach me this last week, could be my vanity speaking but i saw it in their eyes
I have a big bloated belly full of extra spicy korean buldak noodles, 3 pints of lager and half pint of coffeeyummie....
>I voted Labour and all I got was an affordable housing market
Do women enjoy looking sexy or is it more "I have to because that's what society wants" type of thing?
go get your fuckin shinebox
>>201539678you're a gimp, swede
>>201539711lmao nice cope
Anyone here had sex with a native Indian?
>>201539678That’s great mate but yeah as I was saying I’ll have a footlong meatball marinara, onions, peppers and extra cheese and toasted cheers
>>201539562Yes>>201539677Yes
>>201539719they love to do it for the goons
>>201539745a very attractive gimp, it seems
>>201539757Native to where?
>>201539757nobody on /brit/ has ever had sex and anyone who says otherwise is lying
>>201539757corrrr imagine the smell
god damn you half jewwwiiissh girls give it to me every time
>>2015390889 years ago... Aaaaa
keir's just setting the stage for next year when he will take credit for the improving economyif he said things were great right now that's just saying the tories were good, as labour hasn't had a chance to do anything yety
I almost had sex one time. I can tell you all about it if you want?
>>201539795
>>201539770bro eats at subway :skull:
Opening the /brit/ minecraft server up as soon as i get all the best gear and have a secure base
>>201539851get me a mending please
>>201539828if I wanted to visualise a writhing slug making a fool of himself I'd flip over a paving stone outside my housekeep it to yourself
>>201539770subway is slop muck for nonces
>>201539795>>201539838
kier will be david cameron 2.0 exactly the same policies and then he'll fail and make shit worse and so the Nazis in reform will win big in the next election and destroy Britain and repeal all our rights
>>201539795https://youtu.be/ekxNdBZizNQ?si=3sgOZbx-Cromb2JFthat little gay dance gets me everytime
>>201539878That simply can’t be true, I eat it a lot and I’m… oh ok yes fair enough
exhausted and it's only 8pm not on
>>201539806the economy won't improvehousing won't become more affordablethe cost of living crisis will not end any time soonimmigration will increaseeverything is either going to stagnate or get worsemongs thought that our country was in a shit position because of "da torees" but our problems are systemic and are not going to be fixed by a change of government
Leftypol enchanting his helmet with water breathingRorke enchanting his iron sword with bane of arthropods (hes scared of spoiders)
air conditioned nightmare
the curry is simmering awayonly 15 more minutes. god im hungry
Lil' Ben Shapiro wanking his lil' willard to his sister's giant milkers
I've actually had numerous gay men and trans women ask to fuck me but I turned them all down I have never had a woman show interest in me Something about me must appeal to the queers but not to women
>>201539901mica my beloved
I want Emma Watson to shit on my face.
anyone else have a female weight gain fetish?
I travel a lot for work to really grim shitty provincial towns and work let me claim back money for my meals if I have to stay overnight. Sadly Subway is often one of the healthiest options that seems to be available in basically every town, otherwise I would just be eating maccies snd KFC every night for weeks
>>201539973I enjoy architecture
Worst thing about my life was being born biologically male and that's a FACT
emmayank world tour
>>201539973Loved you in Goldeneye
Rorke getting stone asap so he can make 10 furnaces and smelt his iron quicker
>>201540006weird fetishist
me? kitted out in ben sherman.
rorke buying a PS3leftypol buying an xbox 360
asked my family to name a foreign head of state and my uncle said "anthony blair? isn't he canadian?" love my stupid yank uncle
>>201539757Yes she was a masters student over here
>>201540040alri gen x lad
>>201539273Are you autistic? I didn't say all artists should give their money away, but it seems quite clear the only motivation for this is money. How can pure greed produce good art?
>>201540046Its actually the other way roundAll the weird cunts hate Xbox for some reason. Rorkes (normies) prefer comfy xbox
>>201539939ms13 thugs are tearing her apart
>>201539757yesi remember she had a skin tag on her anus
gen z boss and a beveragino
>>201540004what style? I'm a big fan of brutalist architecture myself. Hate expressionism.
>>201540046leftypol got a wii
Catberg has had his knackers removed and is now stumbling around the house high as a kite
>>201539472Mentally ill chink who couldn't appreciate a good pet apart from its presence on a menu
2014 - gen x boss and an audi
The roast chicken was absolutely bussin and I've got loads of meat and gravy left over Makes the snide laughs from those kids worth it
>>201540048Mad irony how crucial domestic American politics are to the state of the rest of the world and how ignorant your typical yank is of the rest of the world
Imagine how quickly she'd be graped in India!
done so much pissing in public and never got caught by the police and fined for it
>>201540033die nigger
>>201540073>comfy xboxThank you for doing the needful saar, Microsoft will deposit your 2 rupees into your account tomorrow
I know it’s some white incel really but I always imagine the Belgian BBC poster looks like Romelu Lukaku. He’s the only black Belgian I know you see.
Mumsy on the phone:>I don't even know who you are anymore; I don't know anything about youyeah>Don't you think that's sad?yeah it's sad that you don't know your son>you don't care; you don't give a shit!right then
>>201540125my white trash family has no bearing on geopolitics, but you're still right
>>201540127timmy's weakness
belgian's portfolio has diversified
>>201540127Mental how india news is just about people raped, blown up, killed in landslides and house collapses
strange feeling knowing my mate is literally shagging a woman as we speak and i'm sat in my smelly bedroom watching the refresh counter on /brit/
Come on now, the Wii?
>>201540119haha full chicken wanker
just accidentally posted something VERY racist on the family whatsappmy life is over
not bussin
Off to Japan 1st September!
>>201540151Looks like i really struck a nerve if you jump straight to the easiest cope on 4chin
>>201540192*Smeggy bedroom Use the correct terminology please
>>201540166blog on
the pee ess TRIPUL
>>201540153Cuckspammers are literally all scrawny pasty self-hating white boys. Not a single one of them is black.
>>201540221White piggu go home!
>>201540221Fuck off we're full
Age of consent Japan
>>201540217What was it How'd you manage that
>>201540232is it bollocks, you're a nonce and all
>>201540221im going end of september (24th) when are you there untilmaybe we can meet up haha go to an izakaya haha
what’s with the porn ads on blue boards then
>>201540218zoomers really be fucking up their health for a few shillings
Need to get tied down and railed by a fit dominant man
>>201540252That’s 4chan users in general tbf
>>201540252>CuckspammersIts one subhuman incel from Cheshire that looks like jabba the hutt with more acne than usual.
get me cuddled, get me snuggled
>>201540221
Just got called a beefcake
>>201540252Wonder if there’s any cuck posters that actually have a decent sized willard. Must be weird that. Wanking off your big fat cock while trying to convince yourself it’s tiny haha
Where are all the Vietnamese women at????
>>201540298janny only bans porn on blue boards because it gives him something to dohe leaves the tranny porn up ofcourse. for the wanks
>>201540368
>>201540370you’re not wrong but i specifically meant the new(ish) ads of porngames and the sorts
>>201540352https://youtu.be/wx2Yumiz4eI
>>201540348when the timmy husband died but he aint put her in his will LOL
>>201540348me after one sip of coffee in the morning
>>201540368In Vietnam obviously you dunce
Used to think i had a tiny white flaccid pecker but it turned out my pubes were just overshadowing it.For some reason now all of it is falling out and receding
>>201540322I wish there was just one
>>201540439Your pubes are receding? That's not normal
>>201540436yeah? been there have you? cunt
arse is blowing out some absolutely diabolical stenchis this the power of the keto diet?
>>201540453Dont be fooled, 90% of it at any given time is Spainlard. He practically lives in this thread and its fucking dire honestly if i knew him personally i wouldnt even know where to start.
mental how Indians eat curry every day no way I could survive doing that
>>201540477No. Is it nice?
>fellas got receding pubesSCREAMIGN
>>201540439measured old willberge two days ago me, not really related but thought i’d share x
>>201540421which one of you saddos is this omdsss bruv
Britshits eat baked beand and heated bread all day LOL
>>201540408
>>201540543Spaino!
pooing up the wall againfor a laugh like
lads i am fucked(non sexually)
HAHA FUCKING BRITS EAT MOULDY BREAD AND WOJDER WHY THEY TEETT IS YELLOW
got a pay rise de lids definitely buying a 2nd flat now
6 year relationship in the bin ladsdon't even remember what it was like to live without her, had three wanks today and now sat at the computer with nothing to doavoiding the alcohol for fear of what desperate shit I might do whilst drunk
putting two slimy poos under my shoes and skidding down the road
>>201540475That's not even half of my problems. Genuinely might kill myself by next year.
>>201540619PARKLIFE
if U done like it U can FUCK OFF back to where U CAME FROM
>>201540579won't be laughing tomorrow lad>>201540621SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU YANK PIG!!!!
>>201540619>>201540641ALLLLLL THE PEOPLLLEEE
>>201540619why did it end
>>201539402actually its been a chilly summer
chasing a poo down the streetit keeps slipping out of my hands like a bar of soap you see
tell me more about... rorke...
*enters brilp*
>>201540619consider another wank
>>201540677too pooey for her tastethink the last straw was when I sharted on her after a bad nightmare
yeah i wanna dance to mememememe
>>201540619you'll be reet mate my advice? get some scran in and watch a film remember being similarly shell shocked after the last one ended and it's grim but the fog does lift eventually chin up shag
If you are not Chad and a girl has an interest in you, always shag her no exceptions. Make hay while the sun shinesIf things go south, ghosting is always an option. Play the game
at toil, operating the forklift right now
never been in a relationship or even exchanged text messages with a womanthe notion that I could ever be is quite simply absurd
>>201540755get the pallets stackedget the lorries loaded get the fannies shagged
>>201540619get on the hinge asap
>>201540762lol this is me
>walking outside>see this>she walks past youdo you turn around and check her arse?
>>201540801awful advice
crying and screaming for help as a poo keeps inching closer to me, lashing at it with my belt to keep it away, but it backs off a little less each time
>>201540813i'd be skittering behind her on all fours like a feral ghoul getting a sniff
Arsehole spewing liquid shite
worked in a warehouse once and everyone who worked there was a rough and ready shagger lad, full of the craic and loud banter at all timesfelt like a deer in the headlights at all times, quite obviously not fitting in being the speccy autistic virgin that I am. Stuck it out for a couple weeks then quit.
It's so confusing sometimes to be a girl
>>201540848the vanishingly rare good yankpost
doing a bbc dance
Playing black monkey wutang
>>201540905amazing post big D
>>201540864get a sniff of this
getting blacked
>>201540925>big Dfar from it! it's like a mcdonalds chip
roobs has gone mentalshes lost iton onlyfans now posting pics of her books
>>201540905girly what the duck
>>201540900>Stuck it out for a couple weeks then quit.Based. Fuck warehouses
>>201540905Dressed like a Victorian chamber maid
>>201540944good heavens
>>201540813>>201540944vid
>>201540944mid ting
set up a dating profile oncesent one message and couldn't sleep due to overthinkinggot a reply but sent an absolutely cringe response and got blockeddeleted account and haven't tried since. this was 10 years ago
>>201540895don't let the yank see this one or he'll be going on about it non-stop as wellwould be very tedious
>>201540944CORRRRRRR
>>201540998yeah?
>>201540944wonder if she's ever... you know...
i don't like to post about poo, it won't leave me the fuck alone
doing a little jigaboo bop whilst listening to african jungle noises
laughed at that post but shan't reply lest I get a decade in belmarsh as punishment
where's close enough for a road trip in autumn thats still warm
seems odd that my family have never mentioned that I've never been in a relationship or had a girlfriend. Presumably they talk about it among themselves but it has never been mentioned to me, ever, in my 31 years.
Test
poo
>>201541124Aberdeen
>>201541131maybe because you're a tedious cunt and they know it'll set you off
>>201541124Just go to Thailand bossman. Nowhere in UK is going to be warm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELzgEvk31dk
boiled potatoes and asparagus for tea
>>201541181done him kek
tseT
>>201541087erm you have to say "a post" not "that post". Saying "that post" defacto means the post above yours.10 years in prison for you lad
>>201541182i meant driving to europe dumb dumb
>>201541213shut up nigga
*slips on my new loake chelsea boots as it were*right lads, off to the shithole highstreet
The watch
Have you booked your tickets to Oasis?
>>201541228it's over nice knowing you lads
>>201541236make me? x
>>201541131ktim in a year
>>201541213Gyaldempaedo/Trannyspammer/Spainpaedo/190/VPN cuckspammer
world of warcraft goblin porn sex
>>201541242oldcunt
>>201541292wrong/wrong/wrong/wrong/wrongx
didnt have my first proper gf until I was 24 reckon its over by 30 though you lads are finished
my cat gets a bit arsey sometimes but i win her over with cuddles and spspspspspspssssses
is poobloke in?
torpaedoed a dragon dildo up my arse which powered my willy into the gollum sex arseall the above was simply an innocent mistake caused by the misfiring torpaedo fuse
>>201541362stfu
Why is it dark now? It wasn’t dark at this time last week
>>201541426kiss my arse
>>201541434you tried opening your eyes haha
bit of a pooey thread, will come back when it's more slaggy and wanky instead
>>201541357ah so close
Wouldn't happen under marxism. There'd be endless summer nights.
half irish ex gf used to eat boiled potatoes all the timemust be in their blood
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCfWh99hTzw
>>201541462art attack
Lads should I watch from Beijing with love or gran torino?
>>201541469Try not to these days
how do I make connections with rich people and get rich
bumpin "that"
how many collectible sex arses do you lads have? mum keeps moaning about mine taking up loads of space in the garage but i've only got 20 or so including the commemorative lady Di sex arse that was free with sunday sport a few years ago
>>201541498so this is belgnonce
>>201541506you'd think it'd be bred out of them since presumably the most potatoey ones died off in the famine
could eat my weight in watermelon and im not a darkie
be real... would you drink your gfs pee? would you let her peg you or sound you? would you let her punch your nuts and intentionally spoil your orgasms?
this is illegal in starmers britain btw
>>201541582noproper degenerate little freak though aren't you? one step away from eating logs of shit out her arsehole
>>201541582>would you drink your gfs pee?yes why notas long as she was well hydrated
this thread has opened my eyes, and i shall never poo again
>>201541609grotty trollopian disasters have always been allowed to own cats mate
>>201541582my gf has diabetes and her pee tastes sweetwouldnt entertain the rest
i'm so julia
>>201541582>would you drink your gfs pee? no>would you let her peg you already have>or sound you? no>would you let her punch your nuts no>and intentionally spoil your orgasms?already have
contemplating making a tasteless shitpost but don't want to end up in gaol
>>201541609so it should be, a woman over thirty *spits* disgusting wenches the lot
>>201541357Freak kys
i don't really believe there are women out there who like to peg
>>201541719>>would you let her peg you>already havebattyclart was that by her request or yours?
>>201541757herswouldn't have dared request that, would be too scared to
>>201541783Was it good?
>>201541723only a matter of ladat some point your existing posts will become illegal and you'll be banged up with a bunch of mussies who will probably stab you whilst in gaol
>>201541783bizarrewhat on earth do femoids get out of that
>>201541686>her pee tastes sweetshes got diabetes, unironicallyused to piss in my own mouth and it was sweetfound out i had type 2
>>201541810must be their equivalent to faggots
>>201541841>>201541841>>201541841new threadyanks need not apply
>>201541810Women love that kind of shit
>>201541800it was alright, not as good as i expected
not even 9 and im fuckign ppissedsick of this shite
