blueberry bunny edition
eating poo
IT'S RAINING JANNYHALLELUJAH
cheers janny thanks
He’s awoken!
60 posts just got nuked from the previous thread and all, old mate must've really pissed off the mods and gotten himself a sitewide spanking
Old thread now only has 249 posts. I reckon we should migrate back to it.
ringo starr defected to the united states so he could warn people with peace and love
>>201552173>>201552173>>201552173
Commentary
is it heathermong who posts the irish diaspora stuff? i reported him and then the thread went lol
>>201555465nah fuck it let sleeping dogs lie
>>201555490made by someone who has never heard a british accent and has only seen it in memes
she wants a man who has never had sex
cherry ginger lemon limeade
>>201555513noooo please not the jannies
>>201555530unironically
The British were right. We should have listened
I will be moving to the UK in September to start my degree at Oxford University!Do you have any tips for living in the UK? I have been practicing drinking in Taipei in preparation already (I can drink 6 beers now)
>>201555606Your /pol/ thread was a viral sensation
>>201555513Hang on
>>201555652Be street smartDon't walk around with your phone in your hand
>>201555606wtf did they really just set up a financial services company using John Hancock's name and signature even though it has no connection to the man himselfThe GALL of these hibernian charlatans
>>201555652What will you be reading?
>>201555737fuck off tarq
been rewatching office space (1999) and lurking its early life section out of trivial curiousitydid you know everyone from the main cast is still alive today, even the older blokes? kind of hard to believe for a 25 year old film tbf
Word challenge of the day: Use the word 'apoplectic' in conversation
>>201555771Seeing your boring post leaves me feeling apoplectic.
>>201555771just wait for a melty d from one of our world famous /brit/ schizos and you'll be golden
got a headache
>>201555771i dont speak to anyone
you'll find yourselfdoing the lambeth wank
>>201555794*gives you a glass of water and some paracetamol and tucks you into bed*
the most autistic rule I'd put in place if I were a dictator would be to ban anyone using the term "world famous" since it's impossible to prove or quantify in any sense hate it
*BURRRRRRWHHHAAALLLOOPP*PEE YOO Emma that’s vile!
>>201555816you'll always be world famous to me
very horny need to cum in a woman consensually then die
>>201555825morning emmayank
>>201555816i would prohibit films and musical bands from calling themselves common parlance words or phrases so that they don't clog up the google search results when you google that word or phrase
>>201555844alri beelad
>>201555812*chucks the glass off your head and starts throwing punches*
>>201555846Good morning.
just bought this hat
>>201555870*accidentally kills you in the ensuing scuffle**dismembers and disposes of your corpse rather than alert the authorities for fear of catching a manslaughter or murder charge*
fatyers day in a few days lads remider for you
>>201555883that's 2010 as fuck
>>201555913*detective asks you where were you on the night of my murder*
Turns out she's innocent lads
>>201555943no body, no murder
>>201555935y2k is in right now
>>201555983only doctors can save lives stands to reason that only doctors can take themclearly a scapegoat
>>201555983here's what i think, she was getting bullied by her colleagues and they blamed her for what happened and probably got away with it scotfreei've seen nurses stand around doing anything and generally not give a shit can't imagine what it's like in a neonatal ward or what have you. hospital nurses typically attract the scum and villainy more than the florence nightingale
>>201555996cuff him boys
You ever have that moment when you pop in to post something in /brit/, but the thread is so terrible you just close the tab?
>>201556047what is the charge?!
>>201556059being australian
>>201555983mad how people actually just want her to be guilty, don't care if she is or not, never seen anyone so viciously kangaroo courtedthe public loves a monster too much, normies are so pathological about shit like that
incelwalking has reached other boards
Oh no please don't ship me off to Australia nooo what about my ISA aha x
>>201556077the virgin walk meme has been around for years lad
>>201556078https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfR9iY5y94s
>>201556088We are the ministry
>>201555983>>201556027>A staffing rota also showed she had been on duty for every suspicious death or collapse between June 2015 and June 2016.>The rota was a key part of the case – a striking visual symbol of the case against her. But a number of statisticians have publicly questioned its usefulness.>The chart appears to be very convincing, but there are a number of issues with it.>A big thing is that it only describes 25 of the bad events which happened in this period.>It doesn’t include any of the events that happened when Lucy was not on duty>During this period, there were at least six other deaths and numerous collapses.FREE HER
Bro is referencing Monty Python...
they should give incels a voucher for 1 free sex at a beothel so they can see what they’re missing out on and reintegrate into society
>>201556069>Kangaroo court NO FUCKING WAY BRUCE HAHAHAHA
>>201556135great idea, can your mum organise it for us?
Orwell you doltNewspeakGo back to sniffing petrol
catberg looking like a very elegant and handsome toad today
>>201556135I'm not an incel because I don't have sex, I'm an incel because I want to genocide women
>>201555606
seen a man try to light up a cigar in his car at the petrol station last night and when I pointed it out to the man behind the till he just laughed and shook his head at me
>>201556027Nurses are truly scumShould replace them with robots
just done a really big poo
>>201556200Currently going for a poo PB meself
>>201556189don't be ashamed, i'd be perplexed too (though i am similarly burdened with autistic proclivities)
>>201556146yeah nice one mate…
>>201556200finally a sane post
I heard the Irish like them darkie fellas, is that true?
yesterday's news is tomorrow's story
walked into the break room this morning and someone shouted "there he is. top shagger!". I looked over both shoulders then pointed at my chest and said "me?". Getting better at social interactions lads
foids using the detached and impersonal phrasing of "the guy I'm seeing" versus the possessive phrasing of "my rapist"
>>201556278give it a rest werner herzog
>>201556275Then everyone else clapped yh?
>no smoking in pub gardensStarmer is a loathsome little prick Speedrunning alienating British people
This could be the day I finally build up enough courage to kill myself
leccy bill is 240 quid this month from having the fan going constnatly
Stinky farts, yucky sharts, from Emma Watson’s private parts
>>201556315????
fucking JOKE this country
Need a homo erectus gf
No alcohol consumption allowed in the pub.
>>201556335Good. Smoking and drinking is haram
>>201556335Unenforceable
>>201556371Only for you
get your cancer stick out of my fucking face
>>201556396I feel the same way about your cuckmobiles
>>201556189with a car you can go anywhere you want
run out of toilet paper nowwiping arse with fuckign kitchen rollfuckign sick of this SHITE
Corbyn needs to fucking rise up and defeat this tyrant Sir Qur'an Child Beheader
how would Jeremy Corbyn have responded to the riots as Prime Ministeri think he would have shown up at an anti-racist counterprotest linking arms with Muslims but I also don't think he would have it in him to sic the police and the courts on angry scousers
Letypol speaking facts
>>201556419oh how i've been done*jumps off stony head playing aerosmith - dream on*
>>201556448Why don’t you plan ahead and buy toilet paper before you run out? That’s a part of being a responsible adult.
>>201556463Wonder what this fag’s opinion of the NWOBHM is.
>>201556470FUCK OFF
have never once run out of toilet paper in my adult lifecan't imagine letting that happen and then becoming infuriated over itwhat a shame
Why are leftists always snivelling ugly little goblins?Every fucking time
I don't buy toilet paperStop funding deforestation of the Amazon
>>201556525fuck off you insipid freak
clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
>>201556448howling we've all been there had to wipe my arse with novelty packet of union jack tissues once
>wiping your arse with the flagnot on that really is it
>>201556545>freakI'm not the one attempting to wipe my arse with kitchen roll and then getting angry at others because of it
Just use a shower head to wash away the poo particles. We've been doing it for thousands of years, leftypol
Do you reckon i should get in the ballot for oasis tickets just to resell them if im lucky enough
>>201556456i don't know if he'd sic them on them eitherprobably just be sik on them (sic)
might buy one of those blahaj sharks
Don't blame me, I didn't vote at all
didn't see what the big deal was with toilet paper during covid, if you run out you can just hop in the shower and get a cleaner arse than if you'd just wiped it anyway, normie logic will always remain mysterious to me
bandle in one today
Power cut ladsHave to upload a thesis before midnight
Halloween coming lads!
Reckon Elon was reading /brit/ and saw how we put x after posts
>>201556594i'm wondering how many of the dates one person can apply for and for how many ticketscos yeah it's worth getting tickets even if you don't want to go
>>201556594cawnt
>>201556646Great, love it when the kids come a knocking asking for treats
rewatching burn (2019)only watched it the first time because it has a scene where an autistic femcel ties up a guy and rapes him with her vagina
Welcome to UR Cristiano - the official YouTube channel of Cristiano Ronaldo. SIUUUbscribe!
>>201556648That's retarded babes x
>>201556675I remember getting into bit of a row with a heroin addict annoyed with the kids knocking on his door during trick or treat on /brit/ a few years back haha
>>201556648I'm closing in on elonHis inner circle is now my acquaintancesSoon he'll give in too
>>201556646it's 2 months away you freak
Do you remember the cut scene in GTA III, when a group of women tie a guy down and cut his half his penis off, then say it's weird how its all bubbly inside. That shit made me diamond
>>201556580But shower head will be covered in poo if you scrub your pooey arse with it
>>201556750no those games are for retards
not being able to do small talk is i think the biggest social turnoff for normiesbeing able to small talk shows subconsciously that youre predictable and safe ie not a dangerous freak
>Over the last three years, the department's initial estimated budgets for asylum, border, visa and passport operations amounted to £320m.>But the Institute for Fiscal Studies (IFS) said it had ended up spending £7.9bn over the period, £7.6bn more than forecast.We're literally just serfs to them
>>201556750i recall no such thing and i played that game quite extensively when i was a nipper
>>201555769quite a decent film that's aged well, if I recall
>>201556833it's not about being predictable, it's about not being fearfulfrightened animals are dangerous
>>201554533Absolutely cute.
>>201556833strange post mate
Nice weather we've been having
orrrr... didntknowwhatwasgarnon
>>201556675
>>201556833small talk is boring as fuck if you're going to talk about stuff make it interesting or don't talk at all
>>201556833i'm not in into this small talk bullshit im not into big thangs big stacks know wut im sayin baby
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neAg6d1NpHEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neAg6d1NpHEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neAg6d1NpHELITTY ON A THURS MORNING
Won't be going to oasis me. Sitting in a stadium for 2 hours drinking £7 pints that take 20 minutes to get served, listening to 2 old men screeching out overplayed songs because they've ran out of money, surrounded by sweaty zoomers in green coats who were in primary school when oasis split, and rich cunts who've brought their children who'll spend the whole show glued to ipads, then waiting for another 2 hours to get a crammed train back to an overpriced hotel.I'll be in my smelly bedroom talking to you instead.
unc has officially lost it
it's fucking BEER WEATHER LADShave I had a beer? You bloody bet
>>201556915going to pub lateri will be imbibing various beers there
>>201556624it was brown people buying them all up
>>201556903thought that was dennis hopper in the thumbnail somehow
>>201556927GOOD lad love the pub me
>>201556851Have a suspicion that the absence of said cutscene featuring sexual mutilation in your copy of the game is related to the flag by which your posts are accompanied
>>201556851Maybe you had the censored version
grand theft auto: australia
>>201556951thought Australia's brief era of overt video game censorship was long after the GTA III days
>>201556983would probably be a good game tbfAustralia is chronically underutilised as a video game or film setting, would be fascinating if the rumours about Red Dead III being about Australian bushrangers come to pass
>>201556931the craze started in australia among bogans who thought there would be shortage because they (incorrectly) thought we import most of our bog roll from china and then spread throughout the world like a mind virus, even though the perceived problem was specific to australia everyone started following our lead because they're retarded normies
i reckon bushrangers werent a thing and the government just made them up like the anzacs
>>201557046that post gets wilder as it goes on
>>201556951>>201556957wait are you lads actually serious? i thought you were just mucking about
go the blues
nigga sex
CK3 nearly got banninated in Australia due to the nudity and the incest
listening to australian crawl
feel sick
>>201557109i play that with extra incest mods (makes my pee pee aroused)
>>201557123feel better soon
how can australians sleep when their beds are burning
>>201557046https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DnGIvBEn7MUsing this in the soundtrack to my zoomer remake of the film Gallipoli
barely slept the last few days staring at my pc staying in my tiny bedroom going a bit mentaltoo tired to do anything but cant sleep either
mental how much can be expressed through the eyes alone, i reckon you can even roughly gauge someone's IQ by looking into their eyes, window to the soul and all thatgoes for dogs too, my mums has a poodle and a french bulldog and you can just see in the poodle's eyes that he's clever as far as dogs go and that the bulldog is retarded
>>201557158
>>201556915The arramge marriage girl asked me "do you drink everyday? " "No", I said. " Not when I'm alone "
>>201556851https://youtu.be/VHKMsNv0kpU?si=8AAJXe3jT--ovn8V after minute 7:00
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOFBd3l2UKE
>>201557191catbergs are harder to read, i reckon it's the slitted pupils
>>201557158it is interesting how mental illness is conveyed in the eyesthey're certainly more expressive than we tend to cotton onto consciously, but subconsciously we do
>>201557157This is me irlCurrently taking a break from screens
>>201557203ooooh nevermind i remember what you're talking about now, your description of it wasn't quite like how i remembered it
>>201557206thanks
>>201557196one of the stranger (You)s I've received today
>>201557207hes special :)
>>201557222your looking at one right now though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=td8WqOrf3mg
what's my sceeeeenewhat's my sceeeeenewhat's my scene?TELL ME I GOTTA KNOWWHAT'S MYWHAT'S MYWHAT'S MY, WHAT'S MY SCENE
>>201557203gta always did have trouble with designing oriental faces right up to gta 4, there are chinks that don't look anything like chinks, they just look like white people with ching chong accents
>>201557283alri literally every piece of media related to rugby league in the 00s
only gta i played was 5 played for a few hours and uninstalled boring game
>>201557297Looks exactly like an east Asian to me, but not too much that she's completely hideous
why yes, I have finished every Halo on solo legendary
>>201557328THAT'S MYTHAT'S MYTHAT'S MY, THAT'S MY TEAM
do i look like a nigga who cares
might get on the bevraginos
>>201557373Mad how there's more people to the south of Birmingham, than that whole burning rock island
>>201557328mental how tina turner is intimately linked with rugby league in the mind of boomers and gen x yet for millennials it's the hoodoo gurus, an australian act from the boomers
>>201557352i've done 3, ODST, and reachwas going to try and do it for every game in the master chief collection but figured it would be not only extremely frustrating but also a huge waste of time, i've heard 2 is particularly brutal
https://x.com/Absolunar/status/1654579458349875201
>>201557404good lad
Listening to hyperpop and fairycore
>>201557441yeah halo 2 is probably the hardest of them all, with Reach and ODST being the easiest
gwan dua
>>201557468*bums you*
every successful person i know was born into a well-to-do family, social mobility is a myth
>>201557520depends on your definition of successful
Starmer's Britain
>>201557529financially, socially, take your pick lad, even the ones who are legitimately undeniably self-made it's all because they had the confidence and optimism that can only be afforded to you by a stable upbringing in a wantless household
can i pease browse twitter without seeing dead palestian babies
I need a fucking job
>>201557575why would you want to browse twitter to begin with?
filet o fish up the arse
>>201557575I thought you leftists love seeing abortions and dead babies. Make up your fucking mind
>>201557575why on EARTH are you on twitter
>>201557575*Shows you a blurred photo of the baby that got hot coffee thrown on him by the mad chink in Brisbane instead*
>>201557520i was born into successful one etc but i'm a loserso actually social mobility is true
simply dont understand why egypt wont open their borders to let the palestinians in
>>201557600>Leftist>Browsing X formerlyWhat rock have you been living under
reckon filet o fish is the only mcdonalds menu item i haven't triedso what's the big mystery you ask? well it's quite simple, i just don't like fish, it's yucky
>>201557575frEven crypto twitter is full of these Palestine simps
>>201557624Going further down the social strata is not what social mobility means
BUMPIN THATBUMPIN THATBUMPIN THAT
>>201557595battied fish
>>201557632Would be a different story if the Brotherhood were still in charge
The Greeks saw homosexuality as normal and had no issue with it. The Romans largely saw homosexuality in a domination/submissive light where the penetrator was viewed as dominant and masculine whereas the penetratee was seen as weak and passive. Some Romans, like Hadrian, were of the Greek way of thinking however. The Jews and subsequently the Christians and Muslims saw sodomy as being unclean and homosexuality as a whole as being fornicative, sinful and unnatural. The Germanic and Norse saw homosexuality as weak and effeminate. Not sure how Celtic people viewed it. Inb4 some idiot complaining about redditspacing.
>>201557650yeah you tell him lad
>>201557643boggles the mind when you meet an australian that doesn't like seafood
An Indian? Turning up randomly?sucking all the cum out of Israel's anus clean? Well I never
>>201557632the official claim is that they don't want to be implicit in the displacement of millions of palestinians from their home land that they'd never be able to return tothe real reason is that nobody wants 2 million+ palestinians in their country
>>201557643I agree you probably wouldn't like the Australian filet-o-fish then because it's made with hake which has a bit of a bitter flavour
>>201557669idk about any of that, but I know americans see gay sex as gay as hell
>>201556335RIP this country. Sharia law next
>>201557688don't see the appeal at all, mumstein gave up trying to get me to eat seafood when i was like 5 or 6 or so, i simply wasn't having it, ironically mumstein said she ate a lot of anchovies while she was pregnant with me
hit that temu vape and woke up with my left and right hands switched
Gonna ask to live with my mom so I can have no privacy anymore and grow some balls to get a fucking job.
>>201557632Why should Egypt be forced to open their border because Israel decided to holocaust all the Arabs in gaza? How does that make sense!
>>201557728bit odd as a 5 or 6 year old is exactly when you'd be the LEAST inclined to like seafood, makes complete sense that you'd be adverse to it at the time and confusing that your mum would push it on you then instead of encouraging you as you got older
>>201557728>ironicallyor perhaps mercurially
>>201557738I like that post so enjoy your (You)
Going to Germany for work next week, all paid for by my job. It feels good being a respected professional.
>>201557759well i still don't like it, can't stand the smell, it makes me gaghaven't touched any seafood except for a few christmases ago when i ate an oyster because i was drunk and someone dared me
first day at work today
>>201557643good post. people will act like enjoying eating fish is somehow sophisticated but it stinks, has a shitty texture and tastes shite unless you batter and deep fry it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-wNwD3UbcACHOOOOOOOOOONNNN
>>201557763Also this oneYou're on fire Anon
>>201557789good lad, love oysters me
Israel is based/brit/ supports Israel
>>201557792british culinary expertise on display
learning Russian seems like a skill that will always be in handy for MI5
>>201557741thought muslims were all brothers
>>201557791good lad, hope it goes well
>>201557779They're called conferences
Love the positive energy here today, everyone enjoying each other's posts and showing appreciation. Love to see it, it's what makes this community thrive
>>201557791cringe
>>201557789>ate an oyster because i was drunk and someone dared meeerily similar set of circumstances to that lad who got paralysed and died from eating a slug
Creating a Facebook account.
Rest of the family thinks I'm the weirdo cos I like sashimi and oysterschicken feet as well
SO HOOOOOOLLLLDDD MEEEEEEEEEEFOREEEEVEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR
>>201557836good ladalways try to be positive when I'm here
>>201557650cope
>>201557848*pulls my eyes*herro
>>201557813No we don't GCHQ, shut up
i don't eat any meat from outside of my own phylum, vertebrates only for this little soldier
>>201557836just a normal aussie power hour
>>201557836*does a poo on my hand and starts lathering it in your hair like shampoo*
>>201557829That's why they don't support the jew genocide of gaza, retard
>>201557836heathernonce got banned
need a weird femcel gf who is teetering on the edge of sanity and is kind of unattractive at first glance but could be hot if she had a makeover
>>201557865No sexNo drugsNo wineNo womenNo funNo sinNo youNo wonder it's darkEveryone around me is a total strangerEveryone avoids me like a psyched Lone RangerEveryone
A girl I like from other state will be near my city next week. I want to see her so bad.
>>201557871No calamari?
>>201555506it's still funny, nigebong women are vile xD
own-domain only eater, me
something seriously wrong with my wanking technique because every couple of weeks a pull my shoulder or back
>>201557899need you out of business sunshine
>>201557899Literally my gf, and I'm sick of her
>>201557920Didn't your older relatives teach you how to wank properly?
going to take up smoking to stick it to keir
>>201557833Not a conference, going to visit a client
the worst day of my life was when my uncle taught me how to wank
Sir Fag Basher
>>201557993for me it was when blair opened the borders to foreigners and pakis started swarming our island like in a zombie film
Sir Beer Stomper
i always eat too fast, not fat, just a glutton
>>201558005good post
>>2015580171997 was a bit of a turning point in british history>princess di dies>blair elected>hong kong returned to the chinks>first harry potter book published
still don't have my driving license
Hurt my back several times this year doing everyday bullshitScared of getting old las
>>201558057Geri left the spice girls
>>201558057you know all through the 80s>leader of the countryqueen>leader of the governmentthatcher>most beloved person in the ukprincess dianayet feminists are like "hurr durr patriarchy everyone hates women" utterly bizarre
>>201558033the thought of a pint being stomped on instead of drank is quite distressing
>>201558017ahaha yeah when you think about it this was one of the worst moments of my life as wellisland of tribal spearchucking machete wogs now
>>201558087Those were sex symbols, not respected women
just got arrested for smoking a cigarette in my garden smdh
dressing my poo up like a woman
>>201558073better go and get it then mate
mad really how aussies all live in bungalows
>>201558115How do women dress their poos, no idea me
and then undressing it haHA
>>201558115you gonna make love to it like a woman too?
I cum as soon as the new is made
>>201558087It is odd isn't itI suppose a lot of them will either say Thatcher had to act like a bloke or she didn't count because she was a tory but both of those arguments assume some kind of lovey-dovey utopian variety of female leadership that anyone who's ever had a to collaborate with a woman knows does not exist
>>201558134Women don’t poo, except Emma Watson.
pooberg doing a brewberg in colonstein
doing a little poo dance
what's the one thing that upsets you most in life more than anything lads?for me it's seeing my mum cry
>>201558131Wish I did actuallyThe goal now is to end up in a little single-storey brick job in an over-50s resort
NEW>>201558199>>201558199>>201558199
out with the poo, in with the new
>>201558168does seem to be a naive offshoot of feminism where women = perfect and all problems = caused by menwhat is especially ironic about this, as you say, is that the majority of times women are putting down other womenthe only actual common experiences (that are non sexual harrassment based) where men still dismiss women are in hype working class "tradie" areas like all other times there are problems in the work place it's women knocking down other women lol
