weightlifting edition>>201554455previous
suffer
Busy is me, busy is bee
Have any of you nighas read Watership Down?
>>201558335No but I know it's about a bunch rabbits getting violently killed
>>201558352really
Lads, I think I’m in love.
>>201558375me and who
every time i think i want a relationship i get into one and really don't enjoy it at alli don't know if it's me, or them but im just not finding the dating scene compelling, and it's scaring me a bit
Guys I think I'm a lil too high already
>>201558394me but we have to recreate that photo
>>201558511just stay calm don't freak yourself out by thinking you're too highdraw a warm bath or take a hot shower, put on some relaxing music you like and just try to enjoy the ride
>>201558511bruh ur way too high it's gonna get worse
A new morning, a new hope.
>>201558577hush
>>201558538Ur weird
>>201558602i was trying to help i've been too high before and it's scaryi just don't want the same thing to happen to you. i don't think im weird
No I'm more like am I really gonna shitpost on 4chan, or am I gonna writhe around in my bed
>>201558683Bruh YOU are weird
>>201558683i didn't do anything to you why are you calling me names
>>201558744>>201558707you are replying to schizojeetIgnore him
>>201558602>>201558683finally someone who tells it like it isspeak your truth king
I'm tired. Goodnight. I look forward to the pleasant interactions I will have with you all tomorrow!
>>201558974good night im gonna go to bed too
>>201559099Hope you never wake up
This phone is fucking crazy man. Could you imagine this technology even two years ago? It's such a big step up from my Z Flip 4 it's insane.
if every black girl looked like this then I wouldn't be racist
A thermonuclear warhead has detonated over Iqualuit, Nunavut.
I cannot FUCKING BELIEVE Shoenice is still alive and uploading to YouTube.
*burns down your village*
Good morning
i want to buy a 3ds again and animal crossing
I wonder where I'd go to talk about Christianity. Surely not /x/ or /pol/ or /his/. This is the closest to on topic thread I can think of.
How common is the name Kevin in the US? and what age range are they?
>>201563223fairly common. for some reason i've only met natives or asians with that name though
>>201563223Did you really just imply that names would be tied to an age range lmao?
>>201563901Maybe I expressed myself badly, I meant that there are certain names that are more common in each generation, for example people born in 2000 do not have the same names as those born in 1970
>>201564012I see what you're saying. Maybe people born in the 2010s are more often named Edgar/Darius/Voldemort.
I have an interview soon. Don't know why i scheduled it so early lol
>>201564590good luck
>>201560348This is why i never wear gloved when working on the car.If you can drink oil how tf is getting on your hands bad
>>201564590Let them know who's the boss bud.
>>201562992/lit/ is decent for talking Christianity
my neighborhood has no power. grim
I hope Vance eventually does become P since his skull shape is that of a proper white man.
had a dream I had my own 2 bedroom apartment and a gf, I couldn't tell if she was a "real" person or the demon girl from a couple nights prior, all I know is it felt great to have someone else next to me for once. so good that I almost instantly woke up because it felt wrong, too good to be true
>>201565503he has an alcoholic skull structure
>>201565670I wonder if heaven will look like everyday life but if it were actually good
>>201565987I hope heaven is a scam, I like the idea of reincarnation more than muh eternal salvation. what if I want to be saved from that? who would help me?
>>201566204I think the whole point of heaven is to be good enough so that you don't prefer anything else
>>201565913You'd be the one to know :^)
>>201566293I suppose it falls under "one man's trash" in that case
Oh man, me myself and substances is not a good place to be.
hello
>>201560348Thought he died years ago
>>201567070How goes?
Is Christianity hated in the US or am I just watching too many cherry picked interactions on youtube. I've been seeing a lot of hate towards Christianity and even your flag though. By white people too which is absolutely ridiculous. Can't imagine being American and disrespecting my own flag and getting absolutely triggered by Christianity, even if you happen to be atheist.
still no power. very grim
>>201567169American churches are extremely politicized so the polarization you see between the blues and reds trickles down into their parishes Most people there are Christian
>radiography tech>2.5 year diploma>$81,338 or>mechanical engineer>4-5 year degree>$80,212 which do you pick?you can upgrade the rad tech diploma to a health science degree for another 1.5 year of schooling
>>201567369neet
>>201567169>hatedmore like indifferent of anything, going to church here is for networking with the community, not for praying to god
>>201567120doing okay bud. what about you?
If somebody finds out just say it was a mistake
>>201567369
>>201567423Tired, but thankfully the bacon & eggs is on patrol
>>201567369>only looking at salary NGMI
>>201567475nice. i drank too much yesterday night and hence, not hungry
>>201567453why are them hating on her? I think that if the majority of immigrants that Canada receives looked like that, you would have more restrictive laws in this regard lol
>>201567751we're full
>>201567879full of lazy housing developers, maybe
Hold up. So when you die, your body rots but some internal spirit of yours gets to spend a FIRST afterlife living with Jesus in another dimension? Then, on judgement day, Jesus restores your corpse to pristine condition so your spirit can reenter it, and (if you've been good) you get a SECOND afterlife living with Jesus in a new garden of Eden?
When I die fuck it I wanna go to hell, cuz I'm a piece of shit it ain't hard to fuckin tell
>>201558235Bun
All i did was talk and talk about you Hear your name and i start to cryTheres just no getting over you oh no
is it true that the jannies never emotionally recovered from the SHITTED.com meme?
At the wage cage ngl
tens of millions of americans live like this
I'm a former janny on /adv/
power is back. its gaming time
>>201568736how did you recover from SHITTED.com exposure?
>>201568741What games?
gonna workout for the first time in 2 years
>>201568790the new ubislop star wars game
>>201568502
Speaking of gaymes, do you guys mess with Deadlock?
>>201568863i was never invited
i found a website that rips all the vanilla hmanga from fakku. goon heaven
>>201568934Then just get invited???
I just realized the Pine Sol logo is in the Star Trek TAS font.
>>201569074invite me then
>>201568863I don't like shooters.
>>201569110I would but I don't wanna doxx myself. Ask in the general for an invite.
>>201569223dox yourself? its a steam account
>>201569242Yeah but I used to be a musician and I used the same name.
>>201569397What's your real full name?
>>201569397whatever the game doesnt even look good
>I used to make music>umm no I don't want to be knownso why make music in the first place retard
>>201569544Because I'm white. You wouldn't understand.>>201569457True.
the cartel just conquered Denver wtf
A second cartel has conquered Denver
>>201569661I hate to break it to you but every single city with a latino population has cartel activity
boutta deadlift four plates today
the cartel has conquered my heart
>>201569719I'm trans btw
>>201568766>>201568324the silence is deafening
>>201569719reminds me of the asian guy that ACKed himself on camera, ego lifting I think two plates
Debbie does Dallas
going to take a shower anyone want to join me?
>>201569988depends. do you look, sound and act like my wife, hatsune miku?
>>201569850even world-class powerlifters can die from benching, you'd have to be an actual retard to die doing a deadlift
>>201570016perhaps
>>201570035i will take the risk, but if you are actually an overweight manlet homo, i'm stealing your shit and kicking your ass
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2o7bqeggRwthe mood.
>we're just meat sacks with god complexes on a spinning rock
You're worth less than a single meat snack
>meat bag
boutta transition to beat women's lifting records
we are meat sacks with god complexes on a spinning rock thoughbeit
turn normies into gore bags
>>201569850One of the guys i saw a pic of died trying to bench like 95 pounds lolSome little brownoid
?
you ever just wake up and start gooning
>>201570620Is this real?
>>201570697Best daysFollow your instincts
i'm horny when i wake up almost everyday now
>>201570923Can’t get me out of your head? ;)
>>201570923Congratulations on pubescence
My interview went very well i think. If I get it a cute but awkward asian girl will be training me. Everything's coming up Millhouse
>>201570977i'm in my twenties tho
>>201571061Niiiiceee
>>201571079Hey man, being a late bloomer is nothing to be embarrassed about
post classical music
classical music
>classical music
Post-classical music
>>201571127Yeah i want to stuff her with meat. She was staring at me but i don't know if she was interested or just autistic
:p
I wanna stuff you with my schmeat
i show no fear in the face of adversity
>most qualified>verifiable long term work experience>not picked because I'm not related to the shitskin hiring manageryep, looks like I'm going to utah after all
I dont take no for an answer
I WANT TO SLEEP ALL DAY AND I DONT WANT TO BE RESPONSIBLE
Anyone else wear a tshirt, shorts, and slippers to work?
>>201571599Me when I'm hungover for 3 days :3
I’ll make Jason style tortillas for dinner today
There are people ITT who don’t know how to peel a tomato
VERY chicano breakfast today
>>201571695I know how but sharpening a knife and everything is way too much work
>>201571734LOLJust say you don't know how
>>201570923im never horny. is that concerning?
>>201571758does it imvolve boiling?
>>201558235There is no way he can lift that.
>>201571796Probably the easiest way
>>201571824its the size of the fight in the dog
>>201571869>the dogthe dog
Saw a big ol fisher last nightmust've been twice as big as a racoon
>>201571796Yes, make a cross cut on the bottom, blanch them, wait for the skin to peel back a bit, and peel by hand
>>201571695>>201571734>>201571758>>201571796>>201571842>>201572032
I like making pizzas from scratchWomen will be impressed by you making your own dough, so learning how to make sauce and mozzarella wins them over easily and it’s cheap as fuck Used to do it for girls and lie to them that it was my first time making a pizza from scratch so they’d be surprised it was good
Oh, so it's MY fault I'm not married by now!
I'm moving to NYC and getting a condo has been an incredibly slow process. What the fuck is up with NYC landlords/property management owners? Why do I need to sign 27 documents? Why do you need two professional references, two personal references, and a landlord reference? Why do I need to provide you a schedule of my assets and liabilities?
>>201572139Yes unironicallyIt’s a lot easier to convince a girl to have sex with you than it is to convince her to be your girlfriend or wife
>>201572257Because Jews!Also can you host because I’m planning on visiting sometime next year and hotels are just so darn expensive
>>201572257They have thousands of applicants to choose from so they get to be picky
>>201572257Sellers market, you're competing against other rich kids from all over the world
>>201572257Also, it's still absolutely crazy to me how much of NYC -- probably the most influential city in the world -- is just desolate industrial wasteland and empty parking lots that can be used for housing.
The big shittyHome...
too much pain buds
Me? I’m gonna be spending next summer at my uncle’s beach house in Long Island because he won’t be there and thinks squatters are gonna move in if it’s empty
What things could the USA learn from Europe?We could learn freedom from the USA.
>>201572391>What things could the USA learn from Europe?We need lots of speed cameras and average speed cameras on highways!
not a fan of indians
>>201572421They’d be getting shot at and vandalized regularly My county got rid of red light cameras because they weren’t making enough money off tickets
>>201571613/cum/ join eu4 game
Cool I broke his brain
Other languages call our Indians “Indian” and Poo Indians “Hindu”I think English should do it too
>>201572494>They’d be getting shot at and vandalized regularlyYeah it would be lulzyI want to waste state and federal money so they can't give it to poors and minorities
gomo
>>201572547Thats retardedCall the natives Injuns and the people from india indians
Queen bee
Because I’m not completely tech-retarded I have become some kind of unofficial IT support person at work that people call because the one actual IT guy we have is barely ever at the office. Today a coworker called me over because people in the google meet call said they can barely hear her and wanted me to show her how she can tell if her mic is turned on and whatnot.I showed her the button inside google meet and then said it would also help if she rotated the microphone down towards her mouth.Why are tech retards like this.
>>201572025Very based.I've only seen one in my life, it was in Minnesota while passing through on a road trip.
i call Amerindians just that (unless their specific tribe is relevant to the conversation at large) and the other ones pakis because they are not deserving of any respect or time
>>201572648Hello SAR
>>201572592Mysterious post
>>201572729I wish
I finally understand some of the conditions that must be met for people to become an hero
>>201572661Lots of old people are stubborn and act helpless when it comes to modern computers, even though they've had 25 years now to figure it out. I don't understand what's so difficult
>>201572739no, no.>>201572769are you a hero?
>>201572782Even a lot of young people are retarded with computers if it's more involved than downloading a new programSad because they were completely raised on it and decided to remain ignorant on a tool they use daily
>>201572391Urban planning
>>201572661Same here honestly and half of it is caused by them not turning off their PCs overnight
>>201572120I make sourdough pizza from scratch
>>201572916With lentils, arugala, some baby cabbage, and a spicy honey aioli?
>>201572844>not knowing the difference between a hero and an heroIt’s so over, 4chanbros Better nobody remembers the brave little toaster
I only saw one nice booty yesterday, from far away. I saw a cute girl. And a couple of fatty boombalattys with huge bundas in yoga pants the the hottest girl was about 8 parking spaces away. Grim day. Wish me luck today m8s
>>2015726612bh an IT person shouldn't have to explain that to someone. But there are two good things. The next generation of ipad babies will know how to use zoom, and at least for now, I won't have to play genshin or wuwa with techtards because they'll never unlock multiplayer
>>201572947988
There are functionally illiterate people browsing and posting on this site RIGHT NOW using primarily text to speech and ai tools to create posts
I'd like to thank the American Labor Movement for giving me a holiday this Monday.I'd also like to remind everyone here that, as usual, wearing white after Labor Day is quite the faux pas. I would encourage you to look at earth tones instead.
>>201572998You ever seen a Gen Alpha kid (we need a slur like Zoomer for them) yell at their phone trying to send someone a text? Half of them send voice memos instead of texts
>>201572998bro that's fucking wild skipping the toilet did you know people used to pencil max no cap
>>201572846Gen X and early Millenials are unironically the best at tech because we came up alongside the energing technology and actually dug into the guts of it to see how shit worked. Zoomers and on don't even know what file manager is and if it's anything more than downloading from Google Play store, they're stumped
>>201573062>We need a slur for themAlfies
I support lower taxes for multimillionaires because I’m planning on becoming extremely rich
>>201573164what's your plan
I play video games because I can't have sex. Video games are taxed. Why isn't sex taxed? Gamers are the most persecutes group in the world.
>>201573215>paying for video games and not for sexshould we tell him?
>>201573189It’s in God’s handHe’ll hand me enormous wealth as a thank you for throwing rotten eggs at lesbians downtown
Does anyone have a devilish pepe on hand?
>>201573365>PepeIt’s all about Wojak now, old man
>>201573365this is all I have left on my pc after the /cum/ exorcism
It’s August. And August or September are usually the months in Germany when new apprentices start working at the companies. So naturally, we got our share this year as well. And as it is August, it is also warm, and warm weather means open toed shoes or sandals for women. The sexy young apprentices are no different. What a joy it is to see young women in their prime at 19, 20 years old, flashing their pretty bare feet with perfectly pedicured toes for all to enjoy. That being said, this new generation, the Zoomers, they know absolutely nothing about computers. I’m pretty sure some of them are only now using a mouse on a computer for the first time in their lives when starting the apprenticeship. They are raised on tablets and smart phones. They don’t know shit about computers.
eating 'za right now
>>201573565+++ MAJOR YUM ALERT +++
>>201573387>>201573413Only a devilish pepe can express my emotions right now.
>>201573500i agree so much by part 30 of skibidi toilet i was in tears due to the beauty and creativity displayed in the series ever since i skibidied for the first time years ago i havent lost rizz and stayed gyattful which just showed me how life changing the series is its so good i havent missed an episode since due to the peak rizz being shown on this sigma series ive gained 30 skibillion skibidi bucks after watching skibidi toilet just due to the sheer power the series eminates and i dont plan to ever lose any rizz any time soonpeace out gyatt queens and rizzlers
>>201573587she looks tasty too
>>201573500Told a zoomer to restart their computer so they hit the power button Another time a hit F11 and didn’t know how to get out of full screen mode Every day is something
>>201573603Couldn’t agree moreIt’s pure mogging Actually I think my Ohio aura increased since I started mewing, also means I’m now exempt from the fanum tax
>>201573365
>>201572946No lol. Where'd that come from?
I don't know what the whole toilet thing is about
>>201573607Yup I wouldn’t mind hearing her talk about the stock market all day (with her being naked and sat on my erect penis!!)
I want to get really fatHow heavy should a 6ft guy be to be considered enormous? 500lbs or can i get away with 450 or so?
>>201573728based
>>201573685This one is too cute and innocent.
yeah, i'm thinkin /bant/ has better Canada United States Mexico discussion
>>201573987Bant more like Shan’t ever visit that board
https://youtu.be/WaKIX6oaSLs
Kind of like theseShould i cop? Don't think they're very expensive
>>201573924
>>201574149How is that real? CrazyWhy is the vagina so big.Thought it was a ginormous ballsacc at first.
>>201574248the yellow should be darker
>>201574287I'm going to a dinner at a restaurant tomorrow. They said the dress code is white but I'll show up in full black.
>>201574316That is a real fupaMost bitches have a fat gut that hangs to their puss, but some little miracles like her get a fatty mons pubisThis is the power of mcdonalds
At this exact moment in time, I wish I still had my Jenna Haze signature fleshlight.But that already landed in the trash like a decade ago.
>>201574384I hope you got a backup plan for dinner
>>201574327Thats not my favorite color for itI like this panda look, and there is a decent orange
>>201574446Why?
Don't like strawberries.
>>201574478Maybe they wont serve you for not following the dress code
>>201574460looks sleek
Is penile envy real and do you suffer from it
yes yes
>>201574531What is this? North Korea lmao?
>>201574603Are you talking about Penisneid or just like, wanting a bigger cockIf the latter obviously it exists, and yes I want a bigger cockIf the former, also yes, but it’s only something women experience
>>201574629its bulgaria
I look normaler holding a syringe than I do a cigarette somehow.
people be like "I hate being sick" and then load themselves up with painkillers and antihistamines as if that isn't going to just make them stay sick for longerthey don't understand biology, they don't understand that these symptoms happen precisely so their body can get rid of the pathogen as fast as possible
Why are some people sick all the time and others almost never
My roommate's name is Taft. Worst name ever
>>201574703It's lit.
oh god
>>201574889As a surname rightThere’s not a guy going around with the first name Taft is therePlease
You guys ever wonder like why orgasms feel the way they do? I'm talking about that feeling man, its like woah
>>201574926https://youtu.be/ujLzBV2eGgc?si=uYGgaUnomQRhE8Fh&t=281
>>201574935It's his first fucking name
>>201574889>taftLegendary commercial memory unlockedhttps://youtu.be/M3cytC5i9k4
>>201574788Fuck you know bitch stfu
>>201574788An analgesic drug like acetaminophen isn’t going to hamper recovery, it just dulls the perception of pain. You don’t actually need to suffer to recover, we don’t live in a moral universe.Also, no one takes antihistamines for illness, just for allergies or as a sleep aid. You’re not going to “recover” from a pollen allergy, so you may as well treat it and reduce symptoms
Fucking hate pianos. I would personally destroy every single piano on Earth if I could.
The piano man fucked his bitch
>>201575068t. Harpsichord manufacturer circa 1700
>>201573814Don't.
POV: you live in Fagersta....https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0G4dq1hKOMc
Clap clap clap that ass bitch shake that camel toe lemme see them pussy lips
i will die an incel
>>201575160swedish win
>>201575269grim
>>201575269How is that even possible?
>>201575378Lacking a soul.
>>201575065NSAIDs can hamper recovery though, and all painkillers can create all sorts of health issues from chronic use, especially liver damage (also medication overuse headaches are really annoying). You should always try to power through minor pain when possible.
>>201575146Someone's gotta do it
>>201574248that's a subaru right? I know the boxer engines sometimes have head gasket issues with the factory gaskets. I'd fuck with it
>>201575269I wonder what their desks look like, like if she's hidden from view or if they're in rooms or something. wells fargo could've avoided that problem if they did wfh but a 10 million settlement is probably nothing for them
>>201575681Yeah, subaru svxThe head gasket issue was from a narrow year range of non turbocharged 2.5 liter 4 cylinders in the early-mid 00s. This is a much older 6 cylinder boxer and as far as i know doesn't have this issue
>>201575563These are separate concerns from your first post thoughbeit. Chronic use of OTC drugs is obviously badThere are definitely appropriate use cases for NSAIDs, especially for musculoskeletal issues, where inflammation cause further damage (to joints in particular). Even for things like the flu, it can be appropriate to take naproxen or similar if you’re running too hot. Your immune system is doing its thing, but it’s not perfect, and can and does dangerously overreact. The important thing is not to subscribe to hard-and-fast rules about OTC medications, but just use them as appropriate on a case-by-case basis.
Really the only thing about the svx i don't like is its automatic only. There are some trannys that mate right up but thats a hassle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2rwxs1gH9w
>>201575910Seeing you tonight? It's a bad idea, right?
People love to shit on the United States of America, but give anyone with half a brain a pen in hand and sit them in front of a green card acceptance letter in their name and you know what the fuck they’re gonna do. God bless United States of America.
just visited /bant/ for the first time in years. absolutely none of those people are going to make it
I just took a massive shit
Getting grim
a youtube doctor said dramamine is the same as regular benadryl
>>201575933
what goyslop should i get
>>201576283taco bell
>>201576317taco bell looks like cat food
>>201576358dont ask then
My controversial OTC medicine take is that they should legalize non-prescription cocaine in the form of cough drops. Real low dosage, just enough to numb the throat
>>201576358Get chineseBetter to eat cat than cat food
>>20157628323 beers
>>201576179no you can get high off Dramamine, a terrible high but high nonetheless.
I want a beer picnicI'm pissed off and I'm a messI need a beer picnicAh, who needs food?I want a beer picnicI'm pissed off and I'm depressedI need a beerI need a fuckin' beer
My vibrations are cool
im gonna fap
>>201576512That’s the spirit
>fappingOk grandpa don't hurt yourself
>>201576506Cool Vibrations
Masturbation is so last generation. True chads don't need such chud actions.
the key to enjoying yourself whilst not losing your virility and high t energy is to edge but never cum
The breakfast (mogs gayson)
>>201576693I don’t believe in Chinese mysticism, myself
>>201576803Does it, though? Does it mog Jason?
>>201575269heading this way as well
>>201576963>>201576963new
wish i was normal
more importantly, nutting before you work out is bad for gains because you're all calm and subdued
>>201575068Why?