its getting dark out edition
DON'T LET THEM TAKE OUR FAGSMASS LIGHT UPHYDE PARK SAT 31ST AUGUSTNO SURRENDER
qrd on the webm romania is about to post
howling
Barely legal thread
Janny you really are a latent homosexual.A right bumder. A proper pocket groper.
>>201581789
>>201581792gyppo sets an old woman on fire
surely this must be the thread
>>201581792dead
What does jannard want
amazing how Rings of Power, Amazons' flagship big budget prestige show, manages to have the vibes of a mid tier 00s BBC show
My dearest Gynevere,I've gone to the apothecary to fetch a cure for your tuberculosis. We'll have you feeling ticketyboo in no time, my darling.Eternally yours,Arthur
You smell so good
tonight on thread warsjanois goes feral
>>201581789why
cant believe janny decided that this is the thread ahaha
Is there any better season than late summer?What a beautiful day it’s been, shadows falling across cricket pitches in the evening sun, beers with the lads, picnics in the park, dining outside.Love it
>>201581907Gets me every time this
Elizabeth my sweet, could you fetch me my jumper please?
we at /brit/ support the poo sucking industry
>>201581927did we win
The extent of the "studying" in the next video is just Ruby copying a study guide plot summary of Milton's Comus from place to another and adding purple prose to it.She claims this is her writing a "retelling" of it. Ripping off A Good Girl's Guide to Murder didn't work, nor did ripping off Lemony Snicket or His Dark Materials, so she's evidently pivotting to trying to imitate The Song of Achilles/Circe 4 years too late.Expect her to assault her agent's inbox with yet another slapdash, ripped-off manuscript any day now. No doubt she'll lazily reword Comus so that the main character is a 12-year-old child prodigy who is abandoned in the woods by her family for being too intelligent. There, she must avoid the temptation of drunk woodland teens trying to lure her from the path of productivity with their demon ethanol.
>>201581927AutumnEarly summerSpringEarly winter
>>201581952you're sounding like a fucking tory
>>201581907Got a temp ban for posting the police officer has died when this happened lol
E = πr2
>>201581890>Eternally yours
>>201581971Just so completely and utterly peng it's unreal
pickling a poo
>>201581989goes to show how crap the beeb is these days. you'd never see this on the news here would you
don't like doughnuts because it's like bread with sugar on it and that's not right
>>201581971look at that thumbfucking look at it
>>201582006spreading disinformation is irregal!
She has some severe mental health issues and has for years. She's not open about it, but sometimes she will throw in a random comment or be too lazy to edit something out that lets you know she is completely nuts. Like her phobia of being home alone or the unhinged 'I am an author' monologue.What is an act is her 'I'm such a shy, nice, workaholic perfectionist' personality. In reality, she is a lazy, passive-aggressive, manipulative, insecure little snob. Reading isn't her favorite hobby, having her massive ego stroked is.Let us never forget that the leaked videos of her university assignments proved that she unironically goes by Ruby Granger in real life too.
Phoebe Waller-Bridge walking around looking like a Minecraft villager lmao
imagine there's no pooingit's easy if you try
Oh, Charles, really!
>>201582028enjoyed this little shitpost
ruby granger the unshagged bitch
[POO INTENSIFIES]
>>201582077>Phoebe Waller-Bridgefucking tarq bitch
>>201581970First day. Root got a ton and we’re in a very good position to win
Scottish Fitba
>>201582064Exgfberg has the clubthumbs, took a bit of getting used to but they were amazing for massages
>>201581971>>201582064
I'm dressing up as Wonka
>>201582077prefer Eleanor Tomlinson meself
>>201582064roaringthe absolute STATE of that digit
toethumbs make me sick
>>201581526>>201581538>>201581570>>201581573>>201581583>>201581588>>201581593>>201581594>>201581599>>201581602Mental how violently i mindshagged you lot. >>201578998 >>201578689 >>201578765 >>201578711>>201578625>>201578625>>201578625
>>201582153>>201582064how is she this consistent with dirty, disgusting nails
>>201581985Dunno what’s wrong with being a Tory desuImagine what the alternative is
I’ve been sore ding a lot of time on the more controversial boards and I’ve been seeing the word and concept of rape be used a lot as a threat and just another sex thing. It’s kind of desentisised me about it and it makes it feel like another petty crime.
>>201582188all me
>>201582190Sorry it had just been up my arse
>>201581907
>sore ding
Who would be at your ideal dinner party and what would you serve?
>>201581725>Hot woman from burma is at my gym>Has a hinge profileI am fucking scared of even saying anything she probably doesn't want me especially since I am not the biggest guy
Does england have mandatory islam training?
>>201582206phonemong
Is a scone a bread or a cake?
>>201577783we're the ottomans now
>>201582292for the purposes of VAT, it's a biscuit
Any establishment neoliberal man in?
>>201582190
>>201582201just stop playing with the red blue lights nothing good comes of it
>>201582292not even close to a bread, much closer to a cake
He's gone lads. Kier the queer and his community leaders got him.https://twitter.com/barrystantonGBP
new trainers lads
>>201582341oh dear oh dear
>>201582277my favourite asmr girls, roofies
putting poo in my nephews playdoh machine to turn it in to fun star shaped extrusions
*defends rorke*
mad how statistically at least one lad here has stuck a sentient creature up his gf's fanny
>mfw Rubyspammer gets jann'd
Kier Starmer on the smoking ban.>We've got to take action to reduce the burden on the NHSBan fat people from using NHS services then until they lose weight or die.
>>201582285pakistanis would find this very cool
>>201582341>>201582366
>>201582277this sounds like the most boring and gayest party ever
wtfwt
>>201582279she probably has a tiny little vagina anyway get her shagged wee man
>>201582389Isn't that the girl from Kickass
>>201582402Smoking is a choice that people make as adults.
>>201582402Thats fatphobic, remember!
>>201582366
taking up smoking to pwn the libs
>>201582402Got to make room for Mohammed and Jamal somehow
You don't see the Japanese idol Yuzu Amanatsu posted much anymore
enraptured by poo
>>201582454Nicotine is an addictive substance.Shoving pies down your fat gullet isn't.
>>201582312Ruby’s parents will want a grandchild soon. If you meet their strict requirements then you’ll be allowed to move into their house and get to know her. Her mummy will hold her legs open as you deflower her, and the baby will be taken care of. They just need your seed. What’s your pitch to be the lucky man?
any of you lads been to an anglo-polish wedding? or anglo-slavic generally?
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>>201581971would leave her legs quivering
dehydrating a poo
>>201582515I would serenade her with a Dave Matthews song and make a corned beef hash with savoy cabbage
CÎROC™ ULTRA-PREMIUM VODKA :“THE ART OF CELEBRATION”
>>201582573rorke fade
wobbling a poo
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>>201582523I’ve been to PolandLovely people, hard working, kind, helpful, generous, welcoming. One of my favourite countries
>>201582573could fry an egg on top of that
tuning a poo
>>201582436I am scared to approach her years of abuse has made me have no confidence even when people try and be nice
catberg sleeping in the cardboard box
>>201582277Fuck me you couldnt pay me to hang about with them boring bastards.Give me Nigel Farage, David Beckham, Liam Gallagher, and Lucy Letby
>>201582512People start a life of obesity due to poor parenting as a child. Smoking on the other hand is by and large started in teenage-adulthood.
>>201582366like a character out of league of gentlemen
Ancient Hebrew looked totally different from modern "Hebrew" which is more like Babylonian.
>>201582626get him fussed
Get the small boats ON our shoresGet the migrants IN our women
Revving up a shite
only gone and got he extrapolation on
defeated by a poomade to kneel by a poo
>>201582312>>201582515I'll charm them with maps
So we will press on with developing clear, compelling and consistent UK offers, tailored to their needs and our strengths, spanning trade, development, defence, cyber security, technology, climate change and environmental protection. Because we know that in the coming decades there will be economic shocks, and climate change will have its baleful effects, and countries will want technology, finance and access to markets to support their development.
>>201582277personality of a cat
>>201582619Dont be scared. You could probably batter her. If anything she should fear you. But that will only make her wetter for you lad.
>>201582366rubes: OIV READ TWENNY BOOKS THIS MUNF>the books
tractor driving around the field next door
yardie baton battering young emma's guts right now
>>201582703Saw it the first 6 times lad
>Wembley: Nine children in hospital after 'chlorine leak' at swimming pool
I guarantee that leftypol has never once been banned for talking about politics.
>>201582672His wife is English.
>>201582515I'll only beat her up when England lose.
>Searching for posts that contain ‘cronem’. 292 results found.
>>201582810clapmeat
>>201582277how is it possible to be this boringimagine wanting a fucking footballer at a dinner part lmao
>>201582793Not sure how to feel, on the one hand it's Wembley, on the other it's a swimming pool
A Brit is on top lads.How do you feel about this?
>>201582760gotta get the harvest sorted while the weather holds out
>>201582877ah yes
>>201582853all posted within 3 weeks
This you?
>>201582742kek rubes on the ropes
>>201582077Have no idea why they're trying to make someone born to play side characters in adaptations of British novels into a leading lady.Well, I actually do.
stampeding towards the clitoris
>>201582885Not heard a single one of those songs and hopefully never will.
i mean, how much would you pay for baked beans anyway?this cunt thinks 2.69 is a steal, im inclined to agree
Roadmen : out and aboutTimmy : insideYeah. Real london hours starting.
>>201582907this is what newly wed white women see every morning on their way to work LOL flashbacks of their youths..
>>201582885all rubbish mate, a joke, meaningless, might as well show us a chart of your shirts, it would be more interesting
The effort to identify the man was described at the time as London's biggest ever house-to-house search.[3] It included a visit to every property in Earl's Court, the publication of an artist's impression[8] and the wide circulation of Identikit pictures.[6] Investigators eliminated 200 possible suspects, spoke to 50,000 people and collected 600 statements during the inquiry.[8] The identity of the man was never discovered.[8]Allen's brother Jeffrey alleged that in the early stages of the police investigation, the detective in charge had told the Allen family that there were "high-up people involved" and that they should stop talking and "not take it further because someone will get hurt".
>>201581789was she okay?
>>201582573Very similair to Samuel's hairline.
rite but books is well borin tho
>>201582906>Searching for posts that contain ‘cronem’ and posts after 2024-08-08 and posts before 2024-08-24. 67 results found.Wrong
>>201582907blud has a pringles can in his pants and I guarantee he's thinking about his thinning bonce
>>2015822776 peoplei assume i cant have jesus (or buddah)i'd have thomas aquinaswittengensteinsocratesshakespeareezra poundjohn milton
>>201582885>The Kid Laroi>Glass Animals>Olivia Rodrigo>Bad BunnyLiterally who the fuck are these people?
>>201582964I'll make that right up for you
>flashbacks of their youths..ESL moment
>>201582967what's this from then?
>i'd have thomas aquinas>wittengenstein>socrates>shakespeare>ezra pound>john milton
>>201583029>posts on /lit/ for a week
>>201583085cope on/lit/ is filled with morons
Timmy crying and begging the roadman who stole his bands to give it back while Emma laughs
nike tech wearing cronem slapping raw goonmeat into tight pale ones
>>201583076Why did you upload a selfie with that post?
>>201582885Why does Miley Cyrus look like Margaret Thatcher now?
>>201582885>Lil Nas XMad how quickly that bender dropped off.
>>201582907no I'm not tyrone
>>201582277All my enemiesFood laced with arsenic
>>201583101
>>201583103LOL
>>201583072just some freak obsessing over the disappearance of a kid from the 70s
>>201582760you shouldn't post while driving
POV: You have doomed your country by having no children
wickedwickedjungle is massive
>>201583101Evidenced by your moronic choices. No coherence, just a bunch of famous writers and thinkers you happen to know.
>>201583179it's JUNGLIST massive mong
Barry Stanton has been banned from X
>>201583179Who is this?
n the 1970s, Cooke and a group of approximately twelve paedophiles began hiring rent boys and abducting young male children off the streets. The victims were drugged, raped and abused in group orgies.[3] By the mid-1980s, the group had acquired a flat on the Kingsmead housing estate in Hackney, east London.[3]
>>201583174having children is morally indefensible
Go, Lazioooooooo!
Barry Stanton WILL return
First rule of the streets. A roadman without a knife is like a Timmy without estrogen. A damn disaster waiting to happen.
>>201583174https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sunIMlWInBk
>>201583182Got a degree in psychology lad
>>201583205He was an awful unfunny account anyway, started unironically advocting for whites to team up with muslims against da jooz. Anyone who thinks that is an actual possibility or desirable in anyway is terminally online.
the arena, as it werehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stadion_Wankdorf
>>201583174mmm aftyn sex
durag wearing thug squeezing katy's big clapperher battyman boyfriend standing there, doing nun
>>201583142>>201583182are you joking? they are all designed to cover different bases in the most capable waysfor instance ezra over eliot or wyndam lewisthe only actual potential overlap is milton and shakespeare but they both came at art through very different directionssocrates the apotheosis of "ancient" philosophynot to mention having aristotle and aquinas is a bit sillyaquinas the apotheosis of christanity and scholasticismwittgenstein the apotheosis of modern the philsophy (ok it's really kant but he is more open minded and would have a better discussion with the others) someone like heidegger is also too closed ofand has a too narrow reading of aquinas as well
>>201582956i dont buy them but if i had to pick a number id say around 75p should be the upper limit
>>201583278that's based tho
>>201583288>Young Boys
>>201583288get the young boys wankdorf
>>201583307Diego you are such a midwit it's honestly incredible
>>201583307Your post is the apotheosis of boring posts.
where are all those mythical £160,000 three bedroom houses that the Armed Forces Home Ownership Scheme does their example housing cost calculations on?
>>201582976It say's right there she's dead you fucking retard
>>201583307imagine typing this out
>>201583376Norf
>>201583325No, it really isn't.
>>201583376probably in grim crapholes like hartlepool
>>201583307*yawns really loudly in your face*
>>201583318exactly, dunno why maple mart insist on pricing them at fucking 2.69only shop in town, rip-off.
>>201583205why?
>>201583376Got five of them
SAR DID YOU BAN THE STANTON ACCOUNT SAR GOOD MORNING
>>201583343>>201583354hs?
>>201583288https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wank_(mountain)>The summit can be reached via the eponymous Wankbahn, a cable car system that runs during the summer months, or by a network of footpaths that criss-cross the area. A mountain hut on the summit, the Wank-Haus, provides food and accommodation, and a nearby scientific observatory plays a role in monitoring atmospheric and climatic conditions.>A "Wankpass" permits year-round access to the cable car.
>>201583407Alri Pakistani benefit claimant
My favourite song?Black Sabbath from Black Sabbath's album Black Sabbath
fat people are disgusting
black goonmeat slapping on emma's face LOL
Cooke's sentence for the manslaughter of Swift was reduced to sixteen years on appeal in 1989, and he was paroled nine years later in April 1998.[19] He told an appeals court that Bailey was the ringleader of the gang.[20] Cooke's parole caused huge public outrage, which was exacerbated by a plan to move him to a hostel near two schools,[21][22] and the fact that Cooke himself admitted that he might re-offend if he was released. While in prison, Cooke refused to take part in any rehabilitation sessions.[23] Police refused to disclose the location to which he was to be moved,[24] smuggling him out of prison to avoid a vigil for his victims.[23] For the next nine months, Cooke lived in a suite of cells at Yeovil police station at his own request, rarely venturing out in public.[3]
Right, thread's gone a bit shit, going to watch Minecraft videos on YouTube instead
>>201583456ktim
>>201583400is that one of those games where you can set up your own shop and shag all the local talent before being voted king
fit people are admirable
Ulysses is worth the effortFinnegans Wake isn'tThat's my opinion
>>201583446My favourite ryhme?Masses with masses
>cronem>Multicultural Toronto EnglishSo he's from Canada
>>201583493You cannot suffer in America
>>201583508>That's my opinionWrite a book about it
howling at the cowards who call people midwits and when asked to explain go slink away in the shadows cos they know they are frauding retards
hate darkies
>>201583493Does this person realise that he's not just 'fat'? He's not 'heart attack in his 50s' fat, he's 'heart attack in his 30s fat'.
Wanking has made a resurgence in my life.A bit strange cooming to anal gape porn while hearing my wife playing with the baby in the next room
cronem chiefing that loud in katy's pink themed bedroom
>>201583493fat just doesnt do it when you're that large
>>201583544lol rattled
>>201583508and Moby Dick?
>>201583496no. you're thinking of im a celebrity get me out of here, im sure
>>201583497thanks
Criticize India and you will be banned
>>201583544midwit
>>201583544Please don't use the r-word
nth for the kittendem
dunelm trump
>>201583569Moby Dick is genuinely great, the chapters devoted entirely to whales are the best.
>>201583568>ree i was just pretending to be retardedyou've been done
>>201583544t. rattled midwit
>>201583497>t. Purple Aki
>>201583609Did he ever catch that whale?
>>201583511This rhyme is actually good because it rhymes the two different meanings of the same word.
how would you lads rate her body?
Diego only hates being called a midwit because it's such an accurate description. He's the very definition of half-smart.
>>201583609I didn't like it. Most of it was just talking about whaling like an autist
>>201583658no it isn't lol
>>201583593The one in the middle has a sadness in her eyes. I think she's ashamed of her life but the easy money is just too powerful of a temptation.
>>201583593need some violent black prisoners to keep them company
>>201583644the real whale was the friends we made along the way
>>20158366810/10 unironicallyLove a thick bitch
>>201583609Moby Dick is about the American. Man full of pride who kills everybody around him just like they're doing now.
>>201583204lmao imagine knowing that and being proud of it
>>201583673how so?
really upset with my parents
Just seen alien Romulus with my mom
>>201583738blog on
>>201583686It is good, and tecnically it rhymes masses with black masses. Retard.
honestly fucking insane that women wont be my gf
>>201583752is she peng?
The old man and the sea.Now THATS a book about catching a fish. No pissing about talking about marlins. About 100 pages. Makes you think about life.No pissing about. BOSH!
>>201583644He tries to kill it and gets dragged underwater
time for a shower, for the shite has evaded me
Writing a book
corrrr lads imagine a nice pint of ale can't wait for tomorrow's steamingtoil
>>201583782
>>201583764 utter retard bet you're one of those trying to call other people "midwits"
>>201583782This post could only have been written by someone for whom reading is a chore.
>>201583029lmfao
>>201583789Does he ever come up for air?
lithographing a poo
>>201583690that's just jules' aesthetic
>>201583826shut the fuck up diego
>>201583826You're the midwit>ummm, you can't rhyme the same word because...because you just can't okay!!!!!!!!
faxing a poo
>>201583855Fancy fancy
>>201583899state of you, honestly
>>201583899Sorry who are you quoting?
diego day has come early it seemswe are truly blessed
>>201582277MarxEngelsLeninStalinMaoPol PotCastroCorbyn
whats something good i can watch before bed?
>>201583916no argument provided
only certain man know about the coin
So how'd you end up on /brit/. No need to lie - we're all losers here, how did you sink so low to come to this place, hat was rhe journey like and do you think you were always doomed to rot here?
>>201583930https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOpYUfOuCEw
>>201583738why?
>>201583945just like your average "midwit" ad hominem
>>201583838Just don't like people who think longer books are better just because they are longer. Count of Monte Cristo is shit and too long too
Indians and poo
>>201583930kidulthood (2006)
>>201583930before bed, i always put on either simpsons or king of the hill
>>201583928>Marx>Engels>Lenin>Stalin>Mao>Pol Pot>Castro>CorbynAll Jews, followers of Jewish ideas or working very closely with Jews
>>201583984me and (You)
>>201583205loool
Took a selfie haha
>>201583930Twin Peaks season 1 episode 1
>>201583966it was through bant, thought it would be funny to try a new board and saw a brit general on that and then traced it back to int
>>201583930watching thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHx6myLmgeY
(8) Uh, pop that pussy for a real niggaPull out my black card, that's my lil' niggaMake a movie with your bitch, Steven Spiel niggaSmokin' on Keysh, Cole, gimme me chills nigga (8)
>>201583278me struggel
>>201583999Except Corbyn who got cancelled for standing up to them
>>201583966tired of spee
>>201584020mad there are people who unironically get their theology and philosophy from youtube videos
>>201584006>r/SouthAsianMasculinityThey don't help themselves do they?
>>201583966cum refugee
Moby Dick is mostly about the details of whaling and life at sea
My posts are mostly about poo
is there a new of sorts?
Guarantee that Diego thinks ad hominem simply means insulting someone. No Diego, ad hominem is when you insult someone in place of an argument. If you provide an argument and then insult someone, you have not engaged in ad hominem.Retard can't even appreciate that the usage of the same word at the end of the line is altered by the inclusion of a preceding word that completely alters the meaning, and of course, makes a connection between the masses and the satanic indoctrination they undergo. But no, diego has been told there are certain le rules you must follow and has never once examined them. Then again, we're talking about someone who has the musical taste of a thirteen year old girl.
>>201584125not right nowjanny's lurkin
>>201583966Came to /int/ because it was /pol/lite and I was trying to ween myself off the hardstuff because I knew it was just making me angry and miserable. Posted on outer-/int/ for a few months before settling here in like 2019.
the poo>>201578625>>201578625
>>201584129howling you've copy and pasted a diego response to brick but put diego in instead of him
>>201584129He doesn’t know what begging the question is either lol
>>201583966I played civ2 tot as a kid so I knew tibits of history and cultures, naturally browsed /int/ and found /brit/
>>201584162ktim
>>201584160hs?
do you reckon the magic-havers in harry potter have a spell to clean their arse or do they have to wipe like the muggles
>>201584223>>201584223>>201584223
Alright - jokes are jokes but it's time to post the real new.
why the fuck do you faggot ass circlejerking british retards have 3 generals on this cursed site
