gyaldem edish
I HATE the gyaldem and they hate me
little goblin fella scurrying under the bathroom stall door to lick my pooey bumhole clean
Who are you quoting?
>ree you're a "midwit"hs?>bc i said soooooooooooo reee i have no argument but you must accept my conclusion"what which is presented without evidence can be dismissed without evidence"
>>201584129howlingdiego will simply ignore this
>>201584256>and they hate mehow so?
Have these canucks gotten fucked on camera yet?
not a fan of the gyaldem but at least these slags have big tits
charli xcx's male fans are going wild over the new photoshoot lmaooI'm a raging homo, but in occasions like this I like to check in with what the straights™ are saying about her.Honestly I can't pretend I'm any better than them, when it comes to objectifying men I'm as gross as them lol so this post isn't meant as me dishing them, that would be very hypocritical on my part, I just find it funny how they're thirsting over this photoshoot lmao
>>201584276i love the way it quotes diego to complain about diego haha
>>201584282they won't let me smash their heads in with a sledgehammer, rude
Me btw :)
>>201584314why are you talking about yourself in the third person?
>>201584314What are you banging on about?
>>201584223Want them to defecate on me.
>>201584301Shopped
>>201584301enjoy gay death.
>>201584223black only
>>201584356diego made almost that exact post about brickwhen brick was crying about diego calling him retarded
Worked 19 hours in the last 3 days and it's absolutely fucked me.How people work 8 hours a day 5 days a week is beyond me.Although my shifts all required me to get up at 4:00 am so that could factor in to my fatigue.
Laughed at one of my own posts again.
pooja
Evenin lads, just had a cheeky pint and beat me missus, gonna run down the shops and pop into Greggs for the sausage rolls special you want anything?
Really wonder why she wants to go to Africa (she's Albanian so not white)
>>201584324
>>201584301>charli xcx's male fansliterally all gay men doing their yas queen routine
>>201584301waiting for a roadman to bash his goonmeat up her back
Funny how when Diego is here he always has a mystery conversation partner who is interested in having long conversations about topics he's interested in, or posting things Diego likes so he can make a reply to themWhether it's cricket or theology or tummies there's always someone talking about something Diego likes and they always stick around to have extremely long monologues with him about those topics!I really love that for him :)
>>201584380batty nonce
>>201584370About a third of that post was defending a rhyme in a Black Sabbath song, so I very much doubt that. It is far too contextual to be in anyway close to something diego has ever posted.Bet that a single sentence is similair and your mong brain was happy it finally made a connection, but then went into overdrive.
and as i try to make my way through the ordinary worldi will learn to survive
nobody:not even mousenonce:the non conscious cucknadian: DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO PAY ATTENTION TO ME DIEGO DIOEG DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO
>>201584395
>>201584380at least someone did
>>201584375fucking die you fat worthless tranny
>>201584421I don't think you know what those words mean
>>201584324reminds me of the hallway chirp meme
just said to my mum "look, hole, i want my dinner" and she started fancying me
Just had a shag, meFeel free to ask me anything
how does wafflewog have the time and energy to cuckpost about goons and clapmeat 24/7?
>>201584443good song
>>201584468how do planes work?
Mental how badly I mindraped him
>>201584456Homosexual pedophile
>>201584375>Worked 19 hours in the last 3 dayslazy cunt, that's 3 6 hour daysyou repluse me
>>201584441thre's no way you weren't intentionally parodying how diego speaks to brick you even used the same argument he does about ad hominem
>>201584473you fucking betand i love layer cake, that had it on
taking poo to a whole new dimension
>>201584448comfy homre
>>201584483Stop name calling and answer the question
>>201584483bit redundant
>>201584483Close enough welcome back Winston Churchill.
he's just like me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ogwa-WluIhc
I love the idea that in some trailer park in Wisconsin is some lad with his gay Yank voice calling people batty nonces.
DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO PAY ATTENTION TO ME DIEGO DIOEG DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO
Got a job at Uncommon GroundsI finally shaved off that beardSold my Xbox to Jimmy down the streetHell, I even quit smoking weedI'm taking an online courseI'm learning to speak Japanese
>>201584512You quite simply love to see it
>>201580014hinge lad. tinder never worked for me. got dates on bumble, but actually got a gf on hinge.
>I finally shaved off that beardmorning routine for sacked tranny lool, because he's a man
>>201584534bit of a batty nonce thing to say
Doing a penis wank
>>201584591
sucking a pooBC
>>201583434>In June 2024, the Scotland national football team set up their UEFA Euro 2024 training base codenamed "Camp Chug" on the bonnie bonnie banks of Mount Wank.
>>201584375are you doing the bakery? twisting my melon that some nonce tranny freak is throwing kung fu kicks at an empty aldi at 4am and touching all the bread rolls
Get the clappers posted
*stands up and stretches*well 'bout time for me to be hitting the old dusty trail
crawling in my poothese worms, they will not heel
>>201584591They're song lyrics and I have no facial hair
>tfw lil timmy sent his pale pencil dick on snapchat
>>201584477Like so*bends you over and gives you arse a real seeing to*
>>201584569how u wrankled that then>
>>201584595more batty nonces in this thread than at Broadmoor
>>201584625ALDI doesn't have a bakery. We work the delivery pallets in the morning.
Have fun with your dollhouse
>>201584656looks like a pig with lipstick
>>201584569so you log onto hinge, you set up the pics, and then whatcan you just ask them "fancy a drink, sugar tits?"lad, i need help with the middle bit
>>201584692does aldi have night shift people? do you get on with them?
>>201584624
>>201584681Broadmoor? Is that your nickname for your bvll?
>>201584569i dont have the confidence for hingewouldnt want to have to initiate convos unless they have liked me profile first
little soggy lesbiend
lol that one rattled him
i've never met a poo like you before
>>201584727you think a single post from him giving you some vague advice will stop you being a clueless incel mong? just give up mate, you're hopeless
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I genuinely dislike Diego
>>201584728No because if staff work between 10:00 pm and 6:00 am they have to pay them a night shift premium so they try and avoid it.
>>201584765stop crabbing
>>201584716mad how its legal to shag 16 year old zoomer girls but if we express a desire to do so on 4chan its a month long ban because it breaks yank laws
>>201584716a lot of them look rough as fuck already
>>201584809no idea what that means
Sir Poo Charmer
seen lots of invaders about town earlier
think i'd rather have all my other posts leaked to my family than my poo ones
>>201584836this website isnt british you imbecile
when i ahve a little baby i will call him baba rahman
>>201584876British flag isn't it
>>201584876sharp as a fuckin cue ball
>>201584841thats a weird looking swastika tat
obmna
>>201584901
>>201584876internet is british so that should have priority
just rewatched alienssuch a terrible sequel to a masterpiece original
>>201584591Done him
>>201584680you usually ask them about something from their profile. have a bit of back and forth, then ask them on a date. i like coffee for a first date. if after you finished coffee you feel good about the date, you can then ask if you want to go for a walk to chat further. otherwise you can just say goodbye and break it off easily>>201584735well that's the good thing about hinge. it's the one app that notifies you when someone likes you. so if you want to take the passive approach, you can just set up your account and then wait for the likes to come in, then respond to them accordingly.
>>201584945one of my favourites. fantastic film
shirt ironed for pubtoil tomorrow. will be "on the pull" as the chads say aha
>>201584945Did you see yourself in it?
>>201584790blog on
>>201584841Look at that tubby fuck meat, gets me cock rigid as Labour she does.
>>201584911tranny humour
>>201584957dont drink coffee
Sir Brew Banner
>>201585008wee lotion
>>201584945Alien 3 > Aliens
My favourite /brit/ poster? That lad who just posts those random little blog posts that nobody really replies to.Love having him in the thread and hearing what's on his little mind.
Was a no caffeine, no weed, no booze, no wanking day today and even uninstalled counter strikeEvery day a new start de lad
>>201584962remember to bring your pint glass this time
>>201585008More of a L'oreal man
i want to fuck dora
Free bungalows for blacks
>>201585032blog on borelord
wags, milves etc.
>>201585040'
>>201585032>>201585036heh
>>201584962reckon "on the pull" is more of a Deano thing to say
my favourite poster is the person who posts the reaction images of bradley walshreally like that poster
>>201585062bet some of those yung bbc's slapping raw into her xxxx
seasideMARK GOING SOEND HIS £560 cex VOUCHER ITCHING TO SPEND IT DEE LADShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaMASr9NtM4
>>201585040Can you say coño?
>>201584962how do u pull in a pub
>>201585079What’s the difference?
>poster (singular)
>>201585036fuck off seasideshart nonce
>>201578998 >>201578689 >>201578765 >>201578711
Grace Kelly was too pure for this horrible world.
>>201585062it is genuinely astounding how much cringe women get away withthat video isn't good or funny or endearing in anyway, but because she's shaggable she's forgiven
>>201585093dwp lovels knocking on his door de lidssslush x3
>>201585124would be quite jokes if it was a fat bloke instead
>>201585101Be 50 years old and buy pints for the local used up brass
>>201584223sex arse soogs
2 b V !2b
>>201585122Mental how Victorian Rorkes tried to say the Irish aren't Aryan.
>>201585119>>201578625 >>201578625 >>201578625
>>201585101pull on knobbers in the toilets
watching old ECW
>>201585062more like, get this...wankie bridge!
>free gallows for irish and blacks
>>201585148haha yeah it would tbf x
>>201585154is that a compliment or a set of instructions
>>201585062weird body shapetoo wide at the lower side
>>201585167She was half German.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlmiRndxkU8
>>201585154id love to batter that cringe case and then do things to her mouth vagina and anus that would break us laws to discuss
>>201585154>ordered personalized content from soogsx on 1/15>crickets>check-in a week later>excuses>check in week after that>excuses>total time awaiting delivery (2 minute video): 15 days>cost: $250 (yea, not cheap)>never received the content>also she tried to up the price to $700 after I already paidwhat did happen in those 15 days?>sent a ton of PPV>at least one a day ranging in price from $20-$40Subbing to her page is awful value. The sub gets you hardly anything and you get bombarded with an absurd amount of PPV's.I contacted OF support and they were not helpful. Disputed with CC. Don't care to use OF anymore after this. Lesson learned: I am an idiot.pic related: proof I was subbed to her
Might move to New England and LARP as a 17th century Puritan
>F-16 destroyed alreadyKWABOTY
Literally me
>>201585154would love to make this little slut cry her eyes out
>>201585223mihai my old friend, this will be a night to remember
please say happy birthday to the french lad>>201583507
>>201585182WELL WELL WELL
>>201585148just imagined ratemytakeaway bloke doing her gay porn dance and it made me chucle
>>201585255*flips you over*
THE GRASS WAS GREENERTHE LIGHT WAS BRIGHTER
>>201585246you should kill yourself
literally forgot what i wanted to post about 15 mins ago and have been sat here trying to remember it ever since
>>201585246>Paying for onlyfans shitGet it together yankee
>>201585302*starts again*
the cans have been gotten
>>201585236>>201585265alri there lads? bit emotional?
>>201585246so many virgins get scammed like this lmao as if the site doesn't make the creator refund the money if they don't provide the goods
gf doing a gay porn dance
>>201585246Thats an outrage. Fuming for you pal.
*politely*please, blog on
ladsi can feel it, its coming.. the rare good yank post
>>201585318Clocks go back tonight
>>201585303the brightest stars burn fastest. RPI mihai
>>201585338not felt an emotion in years
Mental how many poor decisions I've made in my 20s
>>201585265it's alright, the moment she founds out you're her client she'll start crying
>>201585395not even annoyance?
>>201585265some of her vids has her taking a reluctant facial and looking pretty upset
>>201585396no one makes the right decisions 100% of the time laddoid x
i'm twerking class*starts twerking*
>>201585395replace emotion with woman and ktim
>>201585409nothing at all
>>201585303lets keep the floyd references to a minimum on brit
>>201585448really?
*singular they's you*
>>201585353>crossbow?
>>201585395replace emotion with cheese string and felt with eaten and ktim
Every day we above ground
just had a moment of intense joy for no reason at alllasted about thirty seconds and was pretty niceprobably an old neural pathway getting a dopamine hit for the first time in a decade
>>201585472guns aren't legal in the UK
>>201584472He does it for da poo.
>>201585432would love to do a big filthy poo on her stupid scouse face
>>201585435I make wrong ones 100% of the timeCan't think of a single thing I did that I look back on and I'm glad about. Just shit decision one after enough that wasted an entire decade of my life. I'm just a mentally ill mong
dont ever shirk your responsibilitiesjustlookjustdont ever shirk them
It's a savage garden, my friend
there were rumours he was into field hockey player there were rumours
>Every day we above ground
*shirks my responsibilities*
>>201585549Sounds like Eden
Why the fuck hasn't Tinder added an 'are you sure' popup when superliking yetI never intentionally use superlikes (don't even know why I have them since I never pay for Tinder) yet I keep accidentally giving one to some absolute slag or munterReally fucking annoying, it's even worse when you can't even undo them
>>201585520they may feel wrong now but you made the decision at the time for a reason and that's that no point dwelling on it
After 8 months in my new job, I'm finally starting to feel comfortable lads.
>>201585505Yes they are
>>201585575and yet they still dont match you back
>>201585246kill yourself, you are beyond help
>>201585246Blow your head smooth off
>>201585587Lorry Driver are we?
istanbul people are known as istanbulliesdamn
anyone else a defective little maggot of a man?
>>201585587glad you adapted to adultwork, mate
Every single Ukrainian man, woman, and child should be shot point blank in the back of the head.
>>201585587You the mong who kept complaining?
>>201585395ktim
Mental how many millennials fell for the career meme.>bro, dedicate your life to zogcorp, rise up the ranks>be a rentoid in a big city, that's where the money is, you'll have a deposit in no time>just do casual hookups instead of settling down, you can get married and have kids later>you'll find somebody on Tinder*record scratch*>OOPSIE POOPSIE, YOU'RE SINGLE AT 35, STILL A RENTOID AND HATE YOUR LIFE
>>201585625>Turkey has the highest obesity rate among European countries, with 32% of the population living with obesity and 61% overweight. XL istanbullies
Always considered myself more of a spider than a slug or worm
ex gf the fucking bitchnagging whore she'll never get someone better than me, she'll regret itthrowing away years why because there "might" be someone better out there
>>201585634Doesn't narrow it down
we all on our own paths in life de lad x
>>201585643didnt fall for any of that shit me, knew it was fucked after the crash of 2008
>>201585659turkey isn't european
>>201585154lengers>>201585246F, don't coom to them lads. you'll be sent down a simp path x
>>201585659Turkey is an Asian country though
>>201585643lol, mental how you're basically guaranteed a shit life if you aren't talented, smart or attractive
buying rune arrows because they're at the bottom (below alch value) and almost at a price i can sell them to a shop for profit :) OR i can wait for the bots who will get banned and the price will go up because that's what it does
>>201585441probably the best post on 4chan
>>201585575never ever used superlikes on anyone lol who does that
What it called when you have a lingering anxiety about not doing anything but then you don't do anything and block out the world?>>201585669About being in over his head
>>201585665taking it well i see
mousey!
>>201585702toby...
>>201585711Being a faggot
I am a talented, smart and attractive millennial
>>201585683we all saw their football teamthose niggas are european
>>201585668the culture we've lost...
>>201585711ADHD
leftypol wearing his shorts below the knee.porke wearing his shorts above the knee
for me, it's britney
>>201585665yeah but what are you gonna do about it?
I got into Cambridge, but then decided not to go and have been a NEET living with my mum ever since.Mental that I'm actually literally smart, but lazy
>>201585713a few years down the line she'll regret it that's fucking obvious, both of us being 30 it's pretty obvious the best choice would have been to stick together and work it out
This user is currently blocked.21:34, 4 February 2022 Towelcat talk contribs blocked Yuno talk contribs with an expiry time of infinite (account creation disabled) (Disruption-only account: idk whats worse, your shit vandalism or your shit posts on osg)
>>201585643>>201585694mad how you're destined for a runt life if you didn't try in schoolpretty much everyone i know from my grammar school is now on povvo wages, hardly anyone actually tried hard to become a doctor or engineer or whatever
>>201585659Honestly a lot of these obesity stats just seem made up. I've been seeing 'NEW STUDY REVEALS 60% OF PUBLIC CLINICALLY OBESE' applied to everywhere since about 2010 yet everyday life seems to refute this. I'm sure there are pockets of the NE of England where this is the case but I'm certain that fat fucks aren't quite as ubiquitous as they make them out to be.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_knkaMT85sgfuckin classic, man
>>201585786Smart people don't pass up opportunities. You're clever, not smart
Rorke's summer quest
toby you bloody brexit bhenchod bitch
>>201585665glad my gf was a virgin when she met meshe'll be eternally loyal
feel like SHIT
I am a talentless, retarded and ugly millennial and I wish to die.
>>201585816in the olden times you could live your whole life without seeing a fat person
>>201585702our mousey's been reading trump's art of the deal i see...
>>201585838did the first time hurt her
>>201585850how many powers dis nigga have
Japanese fella bowing to the automatic doors when they open for him
>>201585882Didn’t realize art of the deal was sun tzu for prostitutes
>>201585040id love to shag her fucking fanny off
I DID MY GOONING
There is genuinely few things more satisfying than being cruel, there was a wench who used to be one of my mate's gfs and she went on this mini rant about how men just treat her like an object and don't appreciate her personality.I just told her straight up that she doesn't have a personality, that she's a carbon copy of every other 'outgoing' woman around our local area and that no one would give a single fuck about her if she wasn't fuckable. Was very pleasant to see all the colour drain out of her face and then her storm out the pub stifling her tears.Got a message from her bf telling me I was bang out of order, but they split up the next week.I know this is going to trigger some of you, but it was so fucking satisfying.
>>201585821i've been watching tv burp every day since it was mentionedabsolutely goated show
>>201585885havent asked her, i've got a big willard im guessing it didi did spaff right up in her like an absolute MONG though and we had a horrible pregnancy scare. was chainsmoking for a while cos of the stress, not great.
>>201585846ok, can you please shut up too? you're utterly unremarkable, another whiny loser amongst billions of the same, your voice drowned and indistinguishable from the billions of street shitting pakis and starving wogs wailing for someone, anyone, except themselves to expend effort helping them
>>201585896豪零
>>201585787before dating apps, you might have been righthowever she now has access to hundreds and hundreds of potential suitors she can literally take her pick from you on the other hand? well on paper, so do you but communism also works on paper, doesn't it?
>>201585597Well yeah presumably because I'm superliking them and it's weird, not the gotcha you think it is>>201585709Don't understand the point in it either, just seems like desperation to me, yet it literally just takes one wrong finger slip
>>201585932I KILLED SIRIUS BLACK
Sometimes life can stink but we can always smell good
>>201585941I love a good blogpost especially when they are obvious fiction.
Hate how smug and gay british comedy is
wish i lived a comfy life in an ancient hunter gatherer tribe. bet there were no virgins back then and you just go out hunting for food then come back shag and go to bed
>>201585969nah, suck ya dad
lot of seething little shitlumps itt
>>201585988What about homeless people?
Mental how I earned "povvo wages" training to be an electrician and now I have my own house, wife and turn down jobs because I simply have too much work coming my way.How's that business studies degree working for you lads? Have you made enough to cover *holds in laughter* the RENT this month?
Chicken, brown rice and broccoli every day lads.
who radicalised me?
total furry death
dogbergs loving their new toy
>>201586020ktim except chicken only
>>201586021me
>>201585990No, you just couldn't imagine yourself doing that. You can't put yourself in my postion in that story, so you cope and say it's fiction.
>>201585995/brit/ is the last bastion of British comedynot seen anything funny on telly in years
>>201586025>Quig-Diopwhys he called that
>Quig-Diop
>>201586020why brown rice? also need some fats, add a spoonful of high-polyphenol extra virgin olive oil
>>201586017done me
>>201586048who radicalised you?
>>201586050aye alright batman
>>201586025>burton-on-trentused to live there. now, i've lived in some shitholes, but burton will take crown place in the shittest place ive ever had the pure misery to live in.
>>201586082me
"nah, suck ya dad" so whines the pathetic shell of a human, born British through the greatest gift of nature he casts it away like a measly infected whiny dog, preferring to mix with pakis and wogs as his equals
>>201585969ok, can you please shut up too?you're utterly unremarkable, another whiny loser amongst billions of the same, your voice drowned and indistinguishable from the billions of street shitting pakis and starving wogs wailing for someone, anyone, except themselves to expend effort helping them
>>201586017How did you become an electrician? I've thought about it.
>>201586111NEW
>>201586025kek
Thank you for believing in me and thank you for backing Brexit
why should they be allowed to increase the price of membership, they shouldn't be allowed to do that
its ok to not care but don't pretend to care when you don't care because that's the actions of a bad person
we are the GOOD people :3
do a big sleep when you're steaming = wake up ok?
>>201585711ktim
