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>>201585714N
>>201585714I saïd I’d handle it you fucking faggot, you posted early anyway. I’m gonna kms I’m so upset
first for oregon
>>201585714FUCK TEXAS
>I saïd I’d handle it you fucking faggot, you posted early anyway. I’m gonna kms I’m so upset
Since when is 310 early
>Pandemic hit when he was 16>If he had anything like friends they didn't survive not seeing him every day>Played video games every day>Was only back in school probably briefly, essentially for his senior year, during which he was probably also alone and mainlining PC games>Spent two years working in a nursing home kitchen, instantly transferred to the twilight years, still alone, still mainlining video games, fun part of life basically seems like a foreign countryBehaved rationally given his conditions
>>201585886His post was 310, which means there were only 309 posts (at most) when he created the new.I’m calling the fucking cops
I think you guys dont understand that these threads actually belong to mapchad, actually the whole board is his
>>201585911lock down and it's consequences have caused irrevocable damage to several generations.
>>201585911Everything you know about this kid is probably made up.
>>201585858La luz extinguido
>>201585911Why did he have encrypted foreign messaging accounts?
>trump back up in polls againlet me guess they're gonna sentence him to prison aren't they
>>201586011Idk if you’ve spent much time gaming online but most Ruskies don’t really use our social media >>201586056Dw this new indictment won’t go to trial before the election
>>201586011So we can prepare MAGAchuds to die in Iran for Israel
I was working during lockdowns I didnt get to experience the worldwide neeting
>>201585961Everyone born after like 1980 and especially 1990 was seriously messed up by those roughly two years.
>>201586123What did you work on?
>>201586084no he gets sentenced on like the 15th of september for the campaign finance thing where he fucked a prostitute
>>201586134if we do ww3 there's going to be 3-4 generations of completely demoralized people just instantly wiped out. the end times are truly among us.
Playing ultrakill at work
>>201586157same wagecukolding I do now but in a different city.
>>20158613495 here and I fucking loved lockdown. Wish we'd get another.
>>201586218Yes nig, but what did you do?
crushing hrt pills and sprinkling it in my roommates food so he turns into a hecking cute gorl :3
omg same sister
All hrt does is stop balding, make your skin look like it's covered in vaseline, make you weaker, and cause medical problems. idgi
>>201586364>stop baldingThen why do all troons have receding hairlines?
>>201586364why not just take finasteride
I'm a true playa
Went to the Bolsonaro Publix today
>>201586364it's supposed to change fat distributions on your face and body so you look more like a woman
>>201586254I assumed you were in the threads I mentioned my job in. Dont know the term for it in english, I am on construction sites and approve or not jobs regarding the safety conditions and if they dont overlap with other planned tasks or if they dont create a too hazardous mix on the site. like if there's some welding to be done too close gas bottle or if the wind is too strong for crane operations.never went to jail
I think my life would be a bit easier as a girl not because I necessarily want to be one or have dysphoria but because I'm a weak man and I never fit in with dudes and girls usually treat me nicer while other men always try to play tricks on me
>"You must disable adblock to use this site.">The site if you actually do thatThat's why I download a new and small adblocker every few months, that way the adblock detectors don't detect them.
>>201586485you're gonna troon out
I would never want to be a woman
/cum/tards be like>taking estrogen and finasteride? doesn’t do shitbut will also say >if you stop jacking off for one split fucking second your T-levels will spike and you’ll become a gigachad
i would only want to be a biological woman or a perfect twink. as i am neither or those, i will settle for the 300lbs lumberjack physique.
is it possible to fix my work ethic? I've been a NEET for almost a year now and still have yet to learn and language or take any community college classes. I really just let all this time slip through my fingers
i've been a neet for nearly 5 years now I guess it's fucking over
i have a twink build but i hate it and want to be big and muscular
>>201586609Just fling yourself into a responsibility, any responsibility. You’ll get the habit down if it’s an obligation
>this decade is halfway over in 3 months
>>201586450Shit no wonder, too bad you couldn't chill during neetdown
>>201586673Wrong. The decade ends on Jan 1st 2031. There is no year zero.
How do I enjoy my time off work? Every time I'm not at work I'm just like "uhhh, only have ten hours of freedom...I'll be sleeping for eight and a half of them so I only have one and a half...". I hate how my life is just a job I hate and counting down time until I have to be miserable again.
>>201586731>akshually
>>201586731Of course a fucking leaf pulls this shit
>>201586731This
>>201586741find a job that doesn't make you feel such intense dread
>>201586731Suffer not the vaccinated to post
>americans triggered by their own ignorance Many such cases.
>>201586828>a job that doesn't make you feel such intense dreadSuch things don't exist. All jobs fucking suck, that's why we have to be paid to do them.
>you were just ignorantuh no I know what the fucking technical definition is and when it starts midwit, pointing out retarded techicalities when you know what i'm talking about is reddit behavior
Kamala Harris the kind of nigga who has never read a single book in her life and just coasted thru school
>>2015861341998 and nah I loved it
She's literally a lawyer
>>201586779>>201586787>>201586794>>201586841Ignorant Americans.
>>201586883she was exposed earlier today for lying about working for mcdonalds. she is fake as fuck
>Look at how good a job I’m doing in proving that I’m not triggered! You’re reddit and I’m very smart Sad!
>>201586741
>>201586873That's blackpill horseshit. There are enjoyable jobs out there (I have one), you just get paid less
SexyLight skinned Latinas
Finna goon
>>201586651that works for a while until you realize you can just quit
have cum to brazilian miku twice this week so far
>>201587041>SexyFuck yeah>Light skinnedGet those gusano hoes outta here>LatinasFuck yeah
>>201586970
I once fumbled a beautiful Guatemalan girl and I’ve never recovered
hossein hossein hossein hossein
I never fumbled Latinas, you just have a skill issue
>>201587191Yes
I've never even spoken to a woman
>>201587219What’s stopping you?
>>201587245ugly face
Why do Americans hate the French Revolution anyway? None of us benefitted from the French monarchy, and it was based as fuck.
Latinas are kinda trashy
>>201587287>Why do Americans hate the French Revolution anyway?We do?
what would a half arab half asian kid look like
>>201587301The only people I hear bitch about it are us and the British. I remember people freaked out over the Marie Antoinette thing at the Olympics. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgzDfVfn6w8
>>201587317I knew a girl in college who was half Mexican and half Laotian. She had crooked teeth.
>>201587262So? Is your mouth so deformed you can’t talk? Succumbing to insecurities is cope. Look at this >>201586970 and remember that you will be dead before you know it
>>201587352>I remember people freaked out over the Marie Antoinette thing at the Olympics.literally the only people I heard getting angry at that were /pol/fags who thought it was satanic imagery or encouraging violence or something
>>201587317Apparently they'd just look Thai
>>201587373/pol/tards get most of their ques from semi-normie boomers so if they're freaking out about something it's coming from the same sewer Fox News gets their stories from.
Watching the new season of Ring of Power, shan't be pretending it's any good
>>201587296trashy women give me a raging boner
>Watching the new season of Ring of Power
>>201587360My face is objectively unattractive. Sorry
i got fired
Name a better car
for me, it's latinas with the indio nose
>>201587287Because it was more important than our revolution
saw a cybertruck in a parking lot
>>2015875392010 Camry
>>201587534It literally doesn’t matter. Men uglier than you have families. Giving up at the starting line is more disgusting than your face could ever be
>>201587539easy
>>201587619i dont want a family i just want to fuck some girls (eg betabuxxing wont work)
Watching tennis and the Belgian is blowing it like the Belgian fag he is
>>201587539Close! The Tercel was better.
>>201587643Yeah man and how do people get families except by fucking? You’re a retard and you deserve to be alone, and it has nothing to do with your face
>>201587539Volvo 850 >>201587287It was a revolution against Christendom and the beginning of the end for EVROPA
>you deserve to be alonemask slips
should i sub to this streamer so he likes me more?
>>201587652I h*cking love tennis also I watch Bergs' tiktoks they are pretty cringe so I don't really like him
>>201587741If he’s just going to wallow in his insecurities then that’s what it is. What do you want, that I should provide him a hug box for his delusions?
>>201587739>volvo7 years out of this shitbox, max
>>201587536what for
>you being a 4'9 man with severe deformities is just insecurity bro
>>201587870(You)
Ugh it's that time of the year where the weather is perfectly gay for you to be both hot and cold at the same time. Cold sweat and everything. Super uncomfy.
>>201587870okay yeah you're kind of fucked, you can still try to become rich or personalitymaxx to get some like other cripples have before
trying to become a muscled freak but it probably won't happen because my limbs are too long and my torso too short
done toiling
>>201587539Teggy with a k swap
>>201587970Just made a spicy thread
>>201587943The thing you should be trying is talking to women. Even if that doesn’t go anywhere, it is step 1 no matter what
>>201587896>can't refute itevery time
>>201588012true, he should also try to work on himself to make the most of what he has
>>201588021Refute what? The irrational insistence that the game is rigged and that worshipping your own sense of doom is the only answer? It’s not an argument, it’s a religious belief in your own retardation
>>201588069>drinking budweiserSwapping out your tranny fluid eh? Heh heh
>>201588074Please tell me how a 4'9 man with severe deformities is supposed to get women
>>201587870Warwick DavisHervé Villechaize
desu n+1 < ∞ because n+1 is only +1 while ∞ includes everything between numbers which is also infinate.
>>201588117Well, what have you tried?
why are you responding to the obese 6'2 leaf
>>201588117What about that ugly little gimp in a wheelchair with the stick limbs and the hot wife?
>>201588128Eric The Midget
>>201588114Yes.
blow my brains out
>n+1 < ∞
>>201588117honestly, if you just want to fuck hoes, just buy some hookers bro
Yea lets have yet another tedious argument on /cum/ that makes no sense at all >>201588069VGH... brother....
>>201588230not legal, trust me i would be doing it every few days if they were legal
I got Mcdonalds today and they stuffed the receipt in my fries
>>201588256i doubt you'll get caught if you're not a retard about it
>>201588256You deserve to be miserable if fear of breaking the law is stopping you from committing a victimless "crime".Little freak lol
>>201588312>just get a sex crime misdemeanor and never get hired again bro
>>201588331>never get a job againthis is bullshit
>Clocked out of work>Got to parking lot>Boss calls, he tells me I need to stay a couple extra hours>I tell him I'll clock in>He says I don't have time to clock in, and that I owe it to the company to work extra anyway>I immediately quit>Lost my apartment>Can't get a new job>Been NEETing in my childhood room for two years nowHonestly, I don't fully regret that. I'm not doing shit for anyone else unless they genuinely need it or I get paid.
>>201588331lolμpussy
>muh fear keeps me from talking to women>muh fear keeps me from breaking the law
Buying cocaine and hookers in the USA is beyond retarded. Just catch a flight south and you can get either for $20.
lmao you will never get a job if you actually get caught soliciting prostitution. they put your mugshot everywhere
Shiny happy people holding hands SHINY HAPPY PEOPLE HOLDING HANDS
>>201588376Mate if that's true you fumbled a massive lawsuit. My sister is an employment lawyer and that is her bread and butter
Back from my goon sesh
If someone is legit 4'9" they clearly didn't develop properly and are probably half retardedDon't be meanYou'd be scared of everything too if the average pet dog was bigger than you
I walked into a massage parlor when I was 19 and they told me I had to be over 21.
>>201588472Based lmao
>>201588427no they don't, you won't even end up on the sex offender registry. midget anon, do you want to fuck or not?
>>201588472Maybe they serve alcohol.
>>201588434I don't wanna risk the other peoples' jobs.
Americans SERIOUSLY get cucked by under 21 liquor laws LMAO
go to germany or south america if you want to fuck hookers, waste of time to do so in the us
buying hookers is retarded. just find a girl who wants to fuck you
It still amazes me that people who make 6 figures can get hired and not have a fucking clue in the world what they're doing. You put me in charge of bud lights and campaign and I guarantee you more sales than you can handle
>>201588553This tbqhwyBut I want the whiner to fuck by any means necessary just so he’ll shut the fuck up
why waste time trying to find a girl who wants to fuck you when you can just order one in a few minutes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaqLFcRom_Ifound a clapping song*claps*
>>201588553I've been fucking with cougars lately. They're very willing to do shit for me for my approval, their fertility window is close to over so I barely worry about bastards, and they have softer butts.
>>201588576>not have a fucking clue in the worldit's all intentional
I'd like to find a girl that wants to love me and celebrate Christmas with me and go on road trips and hike and go to thrift stores and bake cookies
>>201588637Me too man
>>201588632What’s the endgame? To lose hundreds of millions if not billions of dollars?
>>201588637Enough money can buy anything.
>>201588637Chesta tipo di femmena nun esiste cchiùIf you're not a baller Chad you might as well fuck all the way off. Modern broads are filth
>>201588376grim
watching *illbill* *leg*
>>201588743I like Amy Adams!
>>201588576A rich guy once told me rich people are stupid, they just do what 99% of other people don't (probably more like 90 or 50% but idk)
>>201588758SHE WAS SO GOOD IN SHARP OBJECTS
>>201588795ALSO ARRIVAL
>>201588743JANNY!!!!!!!
How to piss off liberals!>Rape their sister>Poison their town's water supply>Put RC Cola in their Coca Cola bottles>Smear feces on their walls so they have to clean it>Kidnap them and force them into sleep deprivation That'll show those Satanic fucks for supporting child tax credits!
The author of Hillbilly Elegy is only 4 years older than Taydolph Swiftler
>>201588795>Sharp ObjectsFor me it's Patricia Clarkson Prime mature fuckmeat
>>201588893Who is the author?
>>201588893>The author of Hillbilly Elegywhat's his name?
>>201588913>>201588923Nice try janny
>>201588923>>201588913I think it's j.b pantsOr dr. gay hitler, i forget
holy shit that kamala interview is badshe is gonna get destroyed in the debate
>>201588973Who?
>>201589031half indian who fucked her way to the top
>>201589078speaking of Indians...
Remember that time a bunch of states tore Harry Truman off their ballots so Strom Thurmond can negotiate segregation, only for Truman to end up winning so big that it didn't end up mattering?
aoc sitting on my face, kamala bouncing on my wienerthe future is female(s on my penis and face)
>>201588904This chick looks like she smells faintly of piss everywhere she goes no matter how thoroughly she showers.
what is your favorite album? for me, it is zdravko colic overall and abbey road when it comes to the anglosphere
>>201589124Guts by Olivia Rodrigo
Even more funny, they did the exact same thing in 1968.
>>201589098A legend, ‘48 was crazy
>>201585714ty map-kun. your presence allows me to sleep at night
>democrats try to stop rfk from getting on the ballot because they think it will hurt biden>now they are trying to keep him on lmao
>>201589169I don't even get why Dewy looked so promising. Truman is literally the guy who ended WWII and was pushing the agenda of the most popular president in modern history.
>>201589200Who?
Should I marry a white woman?
>>201589124Alvvays
>>201585858That's where the good food is
>Who?janny doesn't care about political posts until like after 9pm (est)
how bad do you gotta be to get booed by firefighters
>>201589241You should marry a white man (me)
>>201589230RFK was some guy who ran for president. He had an annoying voice but annoying morons liked him a lot.
>>201589264as bad as a cop
i don't believe in outdated ideas like "marriage" or "taxes" or "government".
>>201589294what does that mean?
>>201589241It depends, are an (an actual) Israeli? If not, sure that's totally fine.
>>201589278that's ableist
>>201589202Part of it was business and media interests trying to undo New Deal stuff, part of it was Thurmond and Henry Wallace (FDR’s other VP, not to be confused with segregationist George Wallace) splitting people away from the democrats, and part of it was that Truman was just not a very charismatic man. His campaign, the whistle stop tour, was thought to be silly and inefficient.
>>201589105No she doesn't that's just your fucked up brainShe looks like a regal fignitary
>>201589257Hmm...I think I'm noticing something, but I can't quite put my finger on it.
67 days until the election
>mfs who vote for Thomas Dewy be like
>>201589361Is the stupid cunt who wont post feet pics janny?
>>201589398literally me
>>201589391oh boy so close, i can't wait for another two months of ~discourse~ :3then spending the next 18 months complaining regardless of whoever wins
>mfs who voted for Thurmond be like
my state kept electing thurmond for 50 years
business idea: car dealership in military towns that only sells vehicles for 30% APR
>the weakest mf who voted for Truman
>Yes, I voted for Henry Wallace, why do you ask?
>>201589434we all know who's gonna win
>>201589413Huh? No. There's an American flag here that as a distinct and eloquent prose, that whenever someone disagrees with him, their post mysteriously vanishes. Maybe I'm just schizo.
Business idea: hire black people to go to hospice clinics to give dying people the pass to call them the N word
>>201589499true, it's Jeb!
>their are groypers for kamala accounts
>their
>mfs who voted for Nader in 2000
>mfs who voted for Lyndon Larouche
>weakest perot voter
Make me upset
> hfw she sees your affordable housing policy
>>201589599me except smiling because i love rain
>>201589691gooning to this pic later thanks
Moving back to Portland in March
>they got bloodborne
>>201589691My affordable houysing policy: like, unironic commieblocks. Like, every town should have like three of these at least. Supply and demand, if people can easily just have these showboxes that'll drag every other house to be cheaper. Also, let's stop preserving shit that isn't actually historical. If it ain't in a textbook, no one gives a shit. My dad owned some land that James Garfield shat in or something and he couldn't do shit with it because the Kentucky government was like "ohh it's too important!" like fuck you, who gives a shit? Did you even know Garfield was a civil war general? Did you even know the fucker was president?
>>201589798>Did you even know the fucker was president?Yeah because he was assassinated
>>201589816He died like three months after, frankly he doesn't count.
>>201589828>akshually
>>201589770EMULATED PERFECTLY WITH ZERO SOUND AND SHADERS
>>201589798> Did you even know the fucker was president?I went to decent schools, so yes I recognize one of our former presidents.RIP to the Kentucky education system I guess.
Brazil will suspend twitter in 5 minutes
>>201589862if it makes that piece of shit musk seethe its alright with me
>>201589862we still got instagram for big brazillian bungas to be posted
>>201589860>Hyperbole? Never heard of it. I'm going to pretend the most famously forgotten do-nothing president is actually common knowledge that people actually care about.
>>201589873!
>musk bad because he endorsed drumpf
>>201589873wow
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/PcOaj13hd3k
No, Musk bad because he's an annoying tit. You know who likes Trump? Kanye, and I love Kanye. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Co0tTeuUVhU
not clicking your tiktokslop hungary
>"And this Mr. Elon... this is where we found 4 nukba fighters hiding under a pile of decapitated babies.">"Wow!"
If you're white you will watch the youtube short I posted.
elon is controlled opposition but he's right 90% of the time
getting ready to watch college football with the boys over in /sp/.
>>201590087Who’s playing
Roll damn tide
>>201590103Coach Primate vs North Dakota State
>>201590087>college footballis that the game where a nog slit someone's throat and no one cared?
>Grippy, huh>Grippy, I call her that 'cause it's grippy>She thick in the hips, she a hippie>And she thick in the lips, she gon' lick me>And she sendin' a flick when she hit me>With a kissy emoji, she miss me>When she see me, she say she gon' strip me>She gon' chew on this stick like it's Wrigley's>Mm, yeah, believe it or not like Ripley's>She said she was gay until I slayed, now she strictly dickly>As soon as she page, I'm on the way, and I be showin' up quickly>On the highway, I'm doin' a hundred-and-fifty>Like, I gotta get you up out of them Vickies, uh, like>Pussy so good, I just had an epiphany
>sports
i think i understand why half of you are social rejects now
>>sports
>>201590226Because we're ugly assholes who put no effort into bettering ourselves?
>half
>>201590226go on
>>201589798Yeah and developing the land is also an important part of maintaining its historical memory. I don't think any historical person would've wanted the land not to be used for hundreds of years so some rando investors could put in a bullshit suburb instead of their own family losing it because they did nothing with it.
i so pale
>i think i understand why half of you are social rejects now
>>201590284why do i remember that pic?
>>201590230He looks like he fucks black girls
>>201590292where is a country that is>full of maple syrups>has asians>has expensive housing>trudeau is president/pm>isn't canada
>>201590267Yeah, people in the past didn't give a shit about preservation they just looked at land and said "we need some houses. Let's build houses here." That's why every Italian I know just digs in their yard and finds coins and shit. Now it's like>We can't do anything here! Don't you know it's H I S T O R Y?I'm sure James Garfield wouldn't mind if we grew a garden on one of his campsites.
i never understood why people like watching sports, i can understand playing it but watching it is a mystery to me
>>201590314>He looks like he fucks big butt Brazilian girlsftfy
>>201590350Aside from the Trudeau thing, Sweden.
>>201590300wouldn't you like to know, weather boy
tits or ass
>>201590441deltoids
I live in rough neighborhood. Everytime I close the window I hit somebody's fingers
Happy 4:20 PM!!!!!
It's 7:20 dumbass
it's 7:20pm in the BEAST coast
There are people out there who'll say J Cole doesn't have any classicsThose same people will say Work Out doesn't count because it's overplayedThose same people will say Apparently doesn't count because it wasn't played enoughThose same people will say No Role Modelz doesn't count because the lyrics are outdatedThose same people will say Deja Vu doesn't count because the album was Jerome's weakestThose same people will say KOD doesn't countThose same people will say Middle Child doesn't countThose same people will say My Life doesn't count because it has features Those people don't count to me. J Cole is the genius of our times.
accurate toss
>>201590622played out joke
>>201585714Soulful thread closes. Thank you, based MapChad.
>>201590608J Cole is the best rapper that's still relevant.
>>201589873faggot
>>201590696Rap is a White Man's game
WTF is that t shirt
Puru Puru Pururin
>>201589564not surprised, fuentes is an obvious fbi plant
>>201590662Sycophant
I love bitches with short hair, how do I convince a girl to chop her shit off for me?
>>201590804If you’re dating a girl, just say shit like “I wonder what you’d look like with short hair” until she gets the hint
>>201590827Nah that'd sound like I'm asking her. Bitches don't like feeling like they're doing shit for you.
>>201590865>>201590865>>201590865
>>201590804Imagine wrestling with her and she wraps her thighs around your neck and chokeholds you