dog schlop edition
i was an xl bully
all about the fucking money isn't it
>bulliedbumholelad
Do you lads seriously just dab a bit of dried tissue paper on your bum and carry on with your day? It doesn't clean anything, you must leave skidmarks in your underwear constantly
don't think bulliedbumholelad will recover from thathe's squirming in his crusty poo chair as we speak lol
>crusty poo chair
>>201591256alri bulliedbumholelad
cant tell which side of the argument anyone is on nowor what the argument is about
>>201591254spotty bintyou just know she has BO problems
>he's squirming in his crusty poo chair as we speak lol
>>201591281>shei doubt it!
>>201591279Everyone's just laughing at pooeybulliedbumhole lad who wipes his arse with wet wipes.
>>201591279Me neither, didn't see the original post but some lad has decided that it was incredibly funny
So Sally can waitShe knows it's too late As we're walking on by
>>201591256are you american?
Do you have what it takes?
>>201591279I use wet wipes, but the person who came up with the funniest insult is the obvious winner here.
>>201591276mate you're the butt of that jokeor should i say, bum of the joke. as in bulliedbumhole ahahah
>>201591195pspspspsps
>>201591313looool hello bulliedbumholelad
>>201591302Yeah, my mate has a skip.
>>201591292We're laughing at you mateYou were seething about wetwipebumholelad posting bradders in the last thread
its always brown people who dont use toilet paper and theyre the smelliest homos of all so im inclined to side with paper
>>201591292>Everyoneyou reckon
>>201591313
>>201591334>ummmm akshuallybulliedbumhole lad is NOT happy
kek barry stanton is back on twitter already
>>201591324alri bulliedbumholelad, got a crusty bullied bm today?
Actually hilarious that they've decided the best strategy to beat Trump is to keep Kamala's mouth shut and rely on the fact that she's a woman of colour and not Trump to win the election
rorke's mum fastidiously washing his skidmark stained boxersleftypol meticulously applying lemon scented bum wipes to clean his bottom
>>201591369yeah?
>>201591360>n-n-n-no were laughing at you not me!bulliedbumhole lad trying to laugh along with the lads
>>201591369is it ACTUALLY hilarious?
Explanation for those who have just arrived: He's called bulliedbumhole lad because he was bullied in school and wipes his arse with wet wipes.
barry stanton is speaking on twitter live and he sounds like a young fella from somewhere up north
Brit cornholio
Explanation for those who have just arrived: He's called bulliedbumholelad because he was bullied in school and has a crusty pooey bumhole.
Because maybeYou're gonna be the one that saves meAnd after allYou're my wonderwall
>Explanation for those who have just arrived: He's called bulliedbumhole lad because he was bullied in school and wipes his arse with wet wipes.
>Explanation for those who have just arrived: He's called bulliedbumholelad because he was bullied in school and has a crusty pooey bumhole.
Feeling a bit wild, a 2nd cuppa green tea is on the way... this sober life is really something
>>201591390SCREAMING
>>201591340the descending order of arse cleaning techniques is shower > bidet > bum wipes > tissue paper > bog water > indian
he's on a bradone
'Cause all of the stars are fading awayJust try not to worry, you'll see them somedayTake what you need, and be on your wayAnd stop crying your heart out
>>201591389ye
>>201591419>>201591424>>201591430fucking mental how hard you try to force this shite
>>201591424He's actually raging he's been done so badly
Ukraine Gaza Jews immigration Israel Pakis Bradley random who from twitter screencap reddit post bpd attention whore insecure poster with schizophrenia
>>201591431Dog tongue
>bog waterhow
CRUSTYBULLIEDINCELBUMHOLEIT'S THE ONE AND ONLY...BULLIEDBUMHOLELAD
>>201591431imagine getting off the bog without wiping and then getting into the shower and just slopping the poo that has now mushed around your arse cheeks around and going 'yeah, im an hygenic person'
>>201591443
bulliedbumholelad's mum herehe is very upset right now he has been flushing wet wipes down the toilet for an hour now muttering 'stupid, stupid, stupid'
>>201591456an anon here claimed he uses water from the toilet to clean his arse after taking a shit
>>201591472screaming
>>201591302obviously grim for men that this ever goes on but pretty sad for her too. shes obviously never going to get what she wants
>>201591462>>201591472
>Dog tongue
>>201591472fucking HOWLING
>>201591500Did you really howl thoughWhat are you, a fucking wolf
>>201591472okay that one was funny
>>201591472
bulliedbumholelad's dad hereyou lot are a bunch of cunts he's standing in the bathroom sink trying to scrub the crusty poo stains off his boxers
>>201591518https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Wolf_howls.ogg
the banter here is dead
>>201591476i'm imagine a big ladle hanging where the toilet paper roll is supposed to be
Deeply unsettling photo
>>201591472First funny post in the thread
>>201591530
>>201591518why are you wolfophobic
>>201591530i might actually vomit laughing
>>201591534The chest compressions is the howling anon heard
I don't even use toilet paper, just use my hand and then wash the poo off in the sink
>>201591530SCCCRRREAMING
member when that lads dad came here to tell us he killed himself and a few lads went to the funeralrip lad x
>>201591562Indian on a vpn
Get in there She's had plastic surgery, right?
the bradleyposter has officially lost it
>>201591562are you Indian by any chance
>>201591530lmao
would you use wet wipes for vomit though or is that another dog tongue situation
i use an egg beater
HELPLESS CHICKENSSCARED SHIT-LESSTHE MEDIA THEY'LL NEVER QUIT
>>201591586No dude it just makes economical sense
>>201591581was just watching joe dirt yesterday, an early 00s classic as far as i'm concerned
It's really not funny
think it's safe to say that wetwipeslad has won this and bulliedbumholelad has been thoroughly done inwe can stop the bradleyspam now
>>201591590For vomit you use dry paper to soak it up, for poo wet wipes are better because it dries and goes crusty on your arse
>>201591593Doubles as epilation of the bum hairs
>>201591472Done him
>economical
>>201591530he's gone flying
Note to self: never buy white underwear
>>201591472Flushed that cunt like a wet wipe.
>>201591631how long after shitting are you using the wipes lmao
when will he come back?
You know, the Italians consider us animals for using tissue paper
>>201591664When the poo crust is ripe for picking
>>201591627Vaguely funny premise but whoever is spamming the bradleys is genuinely retarded
>>201591581she does look slightly bogged yes, also a lot older than 30
>>201591639Frugal and thrifty living my mansToilet paper is a scamJust like washing up liquid, water filters and laundry detergent
>>201591717but your hand is pooey
we're sgt fuck off bastard dickhead pepper bhenchod band
>>201591713when are they giving him the chair?
cute when animals do this
don't wipe your crack in anger
bored
>>201591749hahaha >>201591713evil fuck but he had aura no doubt
Nothing wrong with flushable wet wipes
>>201591713Who's this lad, then? This friend of yours!
>>201591733Do you not wash your hands after you use the toilet?What are you an animal
>>201591769personally wage war upon my arsehole every trip to the porcelain throne
ooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooh yeaheverythangeverythangeverythang gonna be alright this mornin'
what a fuckawful /brit/ this is
sir wet wiper's pooey memoryhole
bulliedbumhole lad pacing his room at this very minute with crusty poo flakes falling down behind him
>>201591789Yeah but I don't use my hand as a poo wiper, I have to eat and shake people's hands
>>201591763Those are not real bunnies tho
>>201591788Ask the swede about bumwashingThese dudes spray water up their bumholes
>>201591805fuck sakes lad hes had enough
>>201591801not a fan of wet wipes I take it
>>201591801gonna cry? great big bastard blanket wet blanket dickhead keep fucking moaning big wet fucking soppy tit
>>201591801Should have been asleep 4 hours ago but im laughing
>>201591809Do you eat with your hands?Civilised people use cutlery Gross dude
>>201591551better version of that brad for you to use if you want it matey :)
>>201591829>great big bastard blanket wet blanket dickhead keep fucking moaning big wet fucking soppy titAre you okay? Do you need someone to call an ambulance?
>>201591812do you reckon?
Like my shirt /brit/?
>>201591856I eat sandwiches and burgers with my hands
Too that Aussie who posted this image, thank you so much. Been looking for it for years
>>201591892why does this nigga have 4 loaves of bread
>>201591530still giggling at this ffs
>>201591871dont think basedness is covered by nhs youll be alright though
Brit hitting new lowsEven the kpop schizos would be ashamed
>>201591874Don't think they are furry wet wipes
>>201591758> on July 2021, the Joe Biden administration issued a moratorium and halted all federal executions while the Justice Department conducts a review of its execution policies and procedures>Why was Dylann Roof given a free Burger King?The police chief who arrested Dylann Roof revealed that officers treated the 21-year-old to a free meal from Burger King not long after arresting him, the Daily Mail reported in 2015.
>>201591919not very based to call yourself based
>>201591926
>>201591937not a big fan of these sober tricks
>>201591956Vermin.
Any of you ever used a piss bottle?
just think, everytime you have to open a door in a public building some dirty bastard with a poo covered hand also touched the handle
You aren't allowed to talk about THAT topic here or else janny will give you a 3 day holiday.
>>201591956Should pribably pull a new out of the package stingy
>>201591979yes i tried it recently but was surprised by its difficulty my cock couldnt fit in the narrow bottle opening properly
>>201591979yeah, I also used to piss out my bedroom window in my feral days, I was an animal
>>201591923the thread has had this weird thing for a couple of years now where a few bradposters decide to pretend something is really funnyjust a sign of how unfunny most of the people left here are
>>201591979How can be that lazy honestly and why would you want piss smell in the air when you’re on the pc
>>201591307wetwipeslad came up with it so he wins
>>201591980You know how much bacteria is on your mobile phone right now ?Remember to clean and disinfect your phone
thinking about weeds
>>201592016it was pretty funny finding out that lad just walks around with dried up poo on his bum all day
>>201592016Feels like all the normies and the shaggers left /brit/ a long time ago and we're stuck with only the severely mentally ill anons left. This place is /britfeel/ tier now. Ironically /britpol/ is more tolerable
>>201592024is that his tooth there
>white underwear Bro wearing tightey whitey v fronts past the age of 8 lool
Just entered the thread and feel like I’m a few posts behind
>>201592054Been the case since mousenonce
>>201592049and also that he got bullied. makes it a funnier combination
>>201592004did this on a freezing cold night and a load of piss on the patio my piss flecks from splash on the glass patio door downstairs froze and stayed there frozen for a week
Say what you want about us but at least we know how to handle the browns. https://x.com/RadioGenoa/status/1829207564858622241
>>201591979Once I did and it spilled all over my carpet in my roomRoom stinks of rotting corpses to this day
>>201592092Oh just fuck off
>>201592073bulliedbumholelad got his pants pulled down to reveal his crusty pooey bumhole to the entirety of /brit/
>>201592002You don't put your dick in the bottle dude, just the tipThe real issue with piss bottles is the bottle now being big enough and having to stop mid flow so you don't splashback and piss allover yourself
>>201592115
>>201592092which side are you on mikeywet wipes or dry bog roll?
captain bernard on a proverbial madone
>>201592129That's Kingdom Come Deliverance? Wtf? Why does it look like a PS2 game?
>>201592115rofl
Why not just piss in the toilet, it can't be that far from where you're currently sat
>>201591933they often give crims a free meal when they're doing prolonged interrogations don't they?
>>201592121tbqhwy the best feeling ever is filling up an empty water bottle completely in one go
Start my grad job in just over a week. First job I've ever had
>>201592121couldnt get me tip in properly. not even got a thick cock or anything think the bottle was just wrong, was one of those 500ml coke bottles. yeah for me i never piss that much at a time but from what i hear of other peoples pissing they let a few pints loose in one go
>>201592092Are mace and tasers not sold in the uk?
>>201592127>>201592140Do you have brain damage? Why are you doing this?
oil tell ye hwart, oim fookin oirish as fook
>>201592020sometimes you just don't want to leave your room because you're avoiding your parents or whoever else you live with
>>201592149Yeah. I was offered a choice between spaghetti bolognese and curry (I chose the spagbol)
>>201592139oh boy ive been trollolololed!
>but from what i hear of other peoples pissing
>>201592115you're that type of annoying twat who makes a one-off funny zinger in a conversation and just references it over and over again for the rest of the evening aren't you>bulliedbumholelad!! hahah bulliedbumholelad bulliedbumholelad! bulliedbumholelad bulliedbumholelad!! hahah his bum is crusty with poo! and he was bullied! no wet wipes ahah bulliedbumholelad innit!fuck off
>>201592139Think you've forgotten what PS2 games looked like
>>201592172thisI used to do it because my sister made me not want to go to the toilet
>>201592191Yeah? What do they look like then?
>>201592185
>>201592166Why don't you use wet wipes like a hygienic person?
>>201592160>from what i hear of other peoples pissing they let a few pints loose in one goi would do anything to be like this. i think i used to be but idk if i just remember things different to how they really were
>>201592199Did she set up a toil in the hallway?
alright calm down
>>201592160>>201592149I use 2 litre bottles. Always like a challenge of how much I can fill itSo satisfying when you fill a 2l whole in one go and don't spill a drop
adding "bulliedbumholelad", "crusty bumhole" into the filter then i see
>>201592185Sorted that freak out
Walked into a chippy this one time and the lads there were giving me some banter about not knowing what was going on.....so I stepped up to the counter and ordered 2 tubs of mushy peas. extra vinegar and the battered sausage. that shut 'em up real quick.Even when I walked away with my food they stepped aside to let me pass like it was the goddamn Red Sea Lol
when, will i, will i be famous?
>>201592210exact same here mate. all gone to shit. its over urinarilly speaking
>>201592220>So satisfying when you fill a 2l whole in one goutterly bizarre claim to lie about
>>201592226yank-sama... I kneel
>>201591979Yea when I was like 16 I had a mental breakdown and would stay in my smelly bedroom for days without eating or using the toilet. Flunked a year of school. At least I got Gladiator in WoW
>>201592217a what?she just irritated me and was disgusting and intrusive
shut up you boring cunt
bulliedbumholelad is not happy ladsflakes of poo bum crust being kicked up in his bedroom from his tantrum
got ulcers on my tongue and an ear infection, all from the stress of trying to get a job
Spainonce
Imagine if the cynical Canadian was Emmett, that would be cool
>>201592244Shut up cunt I'll stab you
I dropped out of uni at 19, just didn't like it and didn't want to do anything with my life, mumberg convinced to me do a video call with a psychatrist when I turned 30 and he diagnosed with autism. Now I claim PIP and am classed as a disabled person with moderate support needs.
wonder what ted kaczynski's teeth looked like after living in the wildy and presumably not brushing for almost 30 years
shut the fuck up
howling at bulliedbumholelad lore
Remember many threads a go someone here claimed to only wash their arse once a week because bacteria helps fights prostate cancer or something. Wonder if this are lad right now
business idea: order thousands of items that cost a few pounds from amazon so they don't make you return it when you want a refund and then get a refund for all of them
>>201592296why wouldn't he brush his teeth? he still had water and could buy toothpaste if he wanted to
>>201591869I've already got both, i reversed it so I could use it twice lol
>>201592016pretty sure the cunt spamming bradleys in this thread is spainwoghe's done this multiple times when arguing about israel-gaza or whatever, replies to himself a dozen times and it's painfully obvious
>>201592200
people use ellipses so fucking strangely in toil emails what on earth are they trying to imply
>>201592296i unironcally haven't brushed more than maybe six times since 2017 and my teeth are surprisingly alright. slightly receded gums and that's it.
>>201592253BasedI did this, avoided my parents for months at a time (who I lived with) waited for them to go to sleep and then I'd run down get food and run back up stairsAlmost got caught few times and had to hide sonthey didn't see me. I knee they were going to tell me to get a job so I'd pretend to be asleep everytime they knocked on
>>201592253shag count?
>>201592349he was probably the sort of lunatic who thinks you don't need to brush as long as your diet is all-natural
>>201592354no you didn't matey! the one you posted was from my original screenshot :) i can tell from the black bars! (i have a laptop with an odd aspect ratio) the one i replied to you with is the cropped reversed version, it's great because then he's looking at the post you're reacting to :)
wondering if i should get twatted tonight or not
BULLIED BUM HOLE LADHAHAHHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
>>201592369Yep it's a brit poster alright
>>201592391Well that's true, you don't really need to brush them if your diet is right but your breath will smell
>>201592294How much do you get?
>>201592357Yep and he always does it when he's on the ropes as well. Such an insecure shut-in freak he just has to save face on an anonymous website because this place is literally his entire life.
>>201592185kek ive been that sperg on multiple occasions me
>>201592369very british post
>>201592416
>>2015923778
>>201592446most WoW nerds i've known were shaggersit's a shaggers game innitjust like runey
>>201592445here's bradders clapping 2!
love sydney sweeney, prefer women who look approachable
>>201592296Probably not so bad considering he wasn't eating sugary goyslop
When I was neeting i showered maybe once a week at bestThink my record was like a monthMy bed sheets were full on yellowy orange
could sort of choose my dreams in naptoil earlier, quite cool
>>201592431£550 a month for PIP
i don't have bedsheets currently
>>201592470recently went 7 months here
Nerve racking how one slip up phone posting can dox your email or post an embarrassing picture
>>201592481That's it? I don't know what PIP is but I would imagine welfare stuff would be more than that.
>>201592494
>>201592466she doesn't look approachable
the 'adley 'llection as it were
I left the thread about an hour ago and I see bulliedbumhole lad is still here seething about his wet wipes lol
>>201592502I claim other benefits, altogether I get around £1100 a month
Wonder the thought process that goes through a woman's head when she decides to sleep with a man or not
stick your finger in your belly-button and take a whiff of it... tell me what you smell
>>201592513she does to me, she's the type who flirts with all men, even neeks
never understood this dog meme
>>201592462runechads are proper shaggersthey just have that charm
>>201592513She seems okay, doesn't look like a bitch. Taylor Swift seems like she would be a right cunt if you caught her in a bad mood.
>>201592553even mousey?
>>20159253113k a month for being retarded
>>201592521here's mine
Saw the phrase "gallows bait" when playing KCDMade me think that i could make "janny bait" or something a /brit/ wordExample: "that annoying poster here is total janny bait"
tying a string to my poo before flushing it so i can pull it back out if i need it
>>201592546that arse pic she posted on insta recently made me audibly shout
>>201592524omds bulliedbumholelad don't scroll up, you're not gonna like itwhole mandem was clowning on you rahhh they already coming up with new names for you like crustybattylad
>>201592546Never understand the fascination with tit's, I am gay of course, but stillWhat do you even do with them
>crustybattyladhere we go again
>>201592576>it's about 2 inches by 1 1/2 inch, so not very big
>>201592576does the spade mean you're into blacks or something?
>>201592576this post makes me think of big meaty black nigger dick
>>201592542nothing
>crustybattyladthere goes the whole of the next thread then
>>201592542I did this and stuck a fuzzy up my nose
He will be up until 5am because someone called him bulliedbumholad. What a sad freak
>>201592603Tbh in bed you just viscously suck on themthat's pretty much it
>>201592570
>>201592567Ah yes, that full on major depression and "I've given up all hope" classic look
>>201592603they look nice, they're pleasant to bounce in your palms
>>201592632Spaino doesn't know when to just take the L and call it a night
>>201592603they feel nice to suck and squeeze, and are comforting when you hug a girl and feel them against your chest
going to get a buzzcut
the bradley gimmick isn't remotely funny and is simply annoying, a blight upon this general as far as i'm concerned
>Spainnonce was bullied in school and wipes his arse with wet wipes
>crustybattylad
>>201592661mumberg shaves my head once a month, free of charge xx
>>201592603Consider if you did understand the fascination you wouldn't be gay
GET IT MADE
>>201591220>>201591220>>201591220
>y-you use wet wipes? hahah! thats so sad!what was bulliedbumholelad thinking? maybe it was an own in his head?
>>201592660Then what, can't really last that longOhlala squeeze Not like a nice arse you can absolutely destroy and turn to a raw pooey betroot
once grew my beard out longish and buzzed my hair short and genuinely looked hardfelt powerful
>>201592603What do you mean you look at them and feel them. Really nice to grope and cuddle up with, very soft and squishy
>>201592691>>201592695*bell rings**siren wails*EARLY ALERTEARLY ALERT
yu gi boooy
>>201592748
