First for bulliedbumhole lad who wipes his arse with wet wipes.
what's really fucked up is that i ate dinner mum cooked my at 8pm and am getting hungry again now but there's no food other than shitty bread or whatever and i want to order a bab but if i do and mumberg finds out she'll act personally offended and seethe at me for buying one
I voted for kwarteng
>>201591220.
>crustybatttylad
>crustybattylad
gf making me a rustlers aha what is she like xx
Well lads?
For me it's coconut flavour toilet rollLeaves me bum tasting extra fruity for the blood xD
I want to eat some dessert but I want to try to keep my teeth as clean as I can for my dentist appointment tomorrow so I don't embarrass myself.
>>20159274480% of London wouldn't pass
kaiba boooy
He thinks hes a christian samurai warrior or somethingGod bless him though
>>201592758it isn't until tomorrowBrush your teeth before you go.
>>201592744Eye colour: 4Skin colour: 5Hair colour: 2Height 5'7
>>201592780absolutely disgusting body
>>201592741Tell her to clean the fuck up Dirty bitch
>>201592772is that the lad who loves a getting pissed and has a horrible voice actorgood fella him
>once grew my beard out longish and buzzed my hair short and genuinely looked hard>felt powerful
>>20159274416/20
>>201592744462214/20
>>201592738>>201592740>he's got his phone out nowlol you know it's spainnonce nowbulliedbumhole lad is spainnonce confirmed
I've noticed from watching street interviews around the world that foreigners they often refer to the UK as London.What's the deal with that? It doesn't seem political, it seems for a huge chunk of the world population, Britain is referred to as London.
hmm...
>>201592780This webm rattled all of 4chan
>>20159274416/20, hope that gets me into the ethnostate
>>201592756alri skidmarklad
>>201592744this would make a paki with all 3s on the top row but who is 6 foot 6 more aryan than me (white short jet black hair brown eyes)
>>201592810stop posting this shit no ome cares
>>201592801Mate he has like 4 or 5 iphones lined up on the floor in his smelly childhood bedroom.He does this shit all the time when hes bored.Spam spam spam. Nothing creative or funny.
>>201592741why did it make her brown
>>201592810
>>201592780Definitely got the nose and hair
>>201592801Was there any doubt?>seethes uncontrollably because someone else is funnier than him>spams bradleys from his desktop and phone for hours>will literally be up until 5 in the morning because he can't let someone else have the last word
>>201592801>>201592835bore off spainwog you tedious mong we all know you're bulliedbumholelad and you're the one spammingyou got bullied and you have a crusty bum because your disability carer has given up trying to do a good job
>>201592744is 2 eyes green or grey
>>201592795
Imagine if spanishposter didn’t post her anymore and people just imagined every bad post was him
>>201592843It all would've been completely forgotten about too if he hadn't had an absolute melty and spammed the last thread as well. Very unremarkable exchange.
>>201592843you're still not coping well with having a crusty arsehole I see
90s britain must have been so peng
>British husbands after Cock Upon Slag FC loses the footy
>>201592872looool gotcha spaintwat, how do those wet wipes feel?
>>201592810>no genocidal jewess gf
>>201592843wetwipeslad is the one who came up with the insult thoughbulliedbumholelad/spaintwat tried to flip it round but it didn't work
>>201592723you dont need a fucking bab just get some calories in
>>20159274414/20It's over.
>>201592889Clean and refreshing
>>201592780ugly fuckin moll
Might become a school teacher
>>201592896yeah i said want?mong
Been doing OMAD and lifting 4 times a week for 3 months now, went from 22 stone to 20 stone
>>201592917‘
>>201592900funny little lad
There is genuinely nothing wrong with using wet wipes to wipe your bum. It's literally the cleanest option.
>>201592917Those school girl uniforms huh
>>201592931bulliedbumhole lad won't like this
>>201592843>>201592843>>seethes uncontrollably because someone else is funnier than himGod thats so fucking true. Hes such a boring loser.>>will literally be up until 5 in the morning because he can't let someone else have the last wordHe develops really strange obsessions and grudges. Proper incel runt.
>>201592900i dont think theres any sense in trying to protect this. lost cause
>>201592889Do you really not use wet wipes?
>>201592931That's a Koch brothers conspiracy.
>>201592939they don't wear uniforms in yankmerica
>>201592921Men who have all these names and acronyms for essentially picking up heavy weights are the same as woman who who go through a million diet fads
>>201592832i'm emptying out the jew bird folder and deleting them, you're just going to have to deal with it mate
/bulliedbumhole/i;op:no/bulliedbumholelad/i;op:no
>>201592946what about the FACT that they are silly little lads
Cant follow this fight at all, whos playing and whos winning?
Here we all are then.
After all these threads, it turns out it was spainnonce all along
>>201592944you sound like the one with a grudge desu
>>201592956Man stuttered on brit
>>201592931Spainpaki firing up his 4 dusty iPhones and 3 iPads, each with a VPN installed, just to autistically argue against this simple fact until daylight.
Desperatley need Florence Pugh naked on all fours in my living room
>>201592979bul1iedbumholelad won
>>201592983Why else do you think there was no other high intensity spam and seething about rorke or whatever?
>>201592949I take a shower like a normal person. But spainnonce you obviously like the feeling of your fingers up your bum
mad
>>201592979wetwipeslad vs bulliedbumholeladseems BBHlad is on the ropes but in all honesty it never even began for him
>>201592979Spainnonce (aka bulliedbumholelad) vs. the thread
>>201593013
>>201592979wetwipeslad lost because he is wet wipe
>>201593022bbc
>>201593022it was 7 million!
Don't know bout you lot but my poo is always a clean slam dunk, no messing, squeezing or wiping, just a clean efficient drop. The texture is always firm and one big log, none of this sloppy or blobby poo. Eating more fiber was a game changer in the poo department Big fan of fiber me
>>201593011>I take a shower like a normal person.I really doubt you take a shower after every bowel movement
>>201593048Better than shoving wet wipes up my fat arsehole like spainpaedo.
>>201593048I poo once a day (in the morning) and then shower after it.
>>201593058So you just leave it there and let it go all crusty?
>>201593047Might have to get in on this, sometimes I shit so much daily that I have to get in the shower cause I wipe so much I start to bleed
>>201593048i do this, seem to have a poo schedule so i just poo and shower before bed
>>201593069I take a shower like a normal person spainnonce. You smudge poo around like some sort of demented shit finger painting
bloody lion in the kitchen again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljQyyoPfHNQ
I don't get it. Is Spaino pro or anti wetwipes? Getting contradictory posts from this thread.
>>201593067But what if you need to poo again?
dire thread so far
showerasslad on a mad one
>like some sort of demented shit finger painting
>>201593092I never do. Some days I don't even poo
>>201593086But you admitted you don't shower everytime, so what happens on these occassions? Do you just sigh and accept you'll be having skidmarks this day?
any cleft chin man in
Mad we don’t have bidens in our toilets
Why are Israeli women a bunch of turbo Stacey bimbos, while Jewish American women are like this
>>201593107I don't believe you've never needed to poo twice in one day, it happens
>>201593022hebrew chebs
>>201593112I shower every time. You obviously prefer to dig around in your pooey arsehole with the Johnsons & Johnsons like an arse caver. Your hand so far up your arsehole they call it Nutty Putty cavern
Shouldn't need to poo more than once a day
there's poo, and then there's POO
TwooeyPooeyLad on a mad one
>>201593154it depends, sometimes your bowels get backed up and need multiple movements
>Your hand so far up your arsehole they call it Nutty Putty cavern
>>201593145would
Mad how there's an entire BBC article about a single F-16 being destroyed, an upgraded 1970s plane
>>201593140They send all the peng ones over there and keep the munters here to write leftypol dogshit
number2twiceinadaysometimeslad on the ropes
Would you rather your current sleeping needs, or instead be forced to sleep for 24 hours straight once a week?
When Oasis was at their peak, you could have a night out in British towns that were 98% white, enjoy a smoke sitting with mates in the pub, paying £1.70 for a pint, and never having to whisper or pay heed to politically correct bromides. I was there.
do you lads have your poowank before the poos all exited into the bog or after
>>201593181seething
>>201593044no no noIt was 8 million!
surprised americattle doesn't get used more often.
now the discussion has begun but I've deleted my entire folder. Sad! Things we must do on the hunt for a clue
I poo three times a week.
>>201593191I mean if I didn’t feel tired then I would happily take the 24 hours in one go. Have more time to do stuff
>>201593191>for 24 hours straight once a weekOne hundred percent, easily
I'd rather talk about pooey arseholes than politics
>>201593140Being Jewish is normal in Israel whereas in America they have to feel like they're special
>>201593149Not a fat wastrel like you, but not surprised you find it hard to believe.
>>201593217The poolitics as it were
don't ever let them change how you poo
>>201593213Maybe you'd miss having the sleep break, could be boring being awake for 144 hours straight
>>201593217You'll LOVE Spaino then!
>>201593236I work from home, would get so much more done if I had an extra 32 hours a week
remember eating a 5 bean salad once and it just absolutely destroyed my arseholeThe flood gates were well and truly OPEN
imma die young baby imma get killed
often bradley react to my own posts and it sometimes starts a chainacquiring (You)s is an artform
pooeybumholelad is oddly defensive that he's never needed to poo twice in one day
>>201593225But their phenotypes look different.
>>201593279You're just mad because he one upped you bulliedbumholelad. Shower is objectively better
I'm gay so I just use my bf's cock to clean my bum
>>201593290see what I mean? he's so insistent about it, we all know you don't actually shower everytime you take a shit mate
Irish diaspora.
>>201593316average woman looked like this in 2005
>>201593318Okay fattypoofactorylad
>>201593318Why do you find it hard to believe? You seem incredulous. Like you're angry you've been wiping you're arse wrong your entire life. Have you never heard of>Shit, shower, shaveThat's literally what you're meant to do mate. Did nobody teach you this?
fucking poomageddon in here tonight
Spainnonce eats so much he shits three times a day lol
>>201593358lol
Why haven't scientists figured out a cure for the cold/flu yet? It's 2024 lads!
>fattypoofactorylad
2002 was a good year.
>>201593368need something to kill nanas
only /brit/ could have these kino shitflinging threads at 2ammost threads on this board are boring, dull, predictable... no /brit/no, we've got all the mongs, all de lads, all the freaks, all the chads.
>>201593385no it wasn't, it was a disorienting hellscape of nationalistic paranoia
>>201593391brits are the race with the highest energypowerful people we are
>>201593385dont want to reveal too much personal info but thats when i was bornand its a palindrome of sorts so its undoubtably kino and destined for great things like all nice sounding years like 2022 or 2016 or 2018 or 2014
thatcher really sacrificed british soldiers lives for some faraway islands in argentina
2022 was 2 years ago2018 was 6 years ago2016 was 8 years ago2014 was 10 years ago2005 was 19 years ago2002 was 22 years ago
>>201593336I just think it's crazy you're staightfaced trying to argue that you shower every single you take a shit rather than just admit you sometimes use toilet paper like everybody else, there must be times in your life where you need to shit when you don't have the time or place to shower afterwards
No one gave a shit about politics before 2008. Literally no one cared.Now everything is political.
nord battlemagekek what a noob
knew from the beginning the unfunny spam was spaedo
>>201593471NordMaleWarriorDifficulty: Very Easy
gf has a guy friend over and wants to share a bed with him, but it will be nothing sexual apparentlyfuck off. breaking up with her this weekend.
already in bed, naked. fairly ready to have a kip. but could go for a ciggie. only it means getting dressed, going downstairs to retrieve my cigs, sparking one up by the backdoor. it's a lot of hassle. should probably quit really but fuck keer starmer anyway odds i sleepevens i smoke first
>>201593447theyre not in argentina, thats the point.
>>201593498my nigga
>>201593504what's it like being a cuck
>>201593471youre genuinely retarded if you think nord battlemage doesnt make senseliterally based ice warrior whatever shit idk fuck you anyways it DOES make sense i have images of nord battlemages THEY EXIST
I wanna dance with somebodyI wanna feel the heat with somebody
>>201593554I despise homosexuals
what's it like to creampie a pussy lads?
DRIVING ME UP THE WALL
>Cooke's sentence for the manslaughter of Swift was reduced to sixteen years on appeal in 1989, and he was paroled nine years later in April 1998. He told an appeals court that Bailey was the ringleader of the gang. Cooke's parole caused huge public outrage, which was exacerbated by a plan to move him to a hostel near two schools, and the fact that Cooke himself admitted that he might re-offend if he was released.Why are the British establishment so sympathetic to paedophiles (until they get properly busted)? Something doesnt add up.
Jeff is such a weirdo.And not in a charming way like "Haha, that guy is so funny and weird."Jeff is weird in a way that turns your stomach and makes your skin crawl.
mynamejeff
Back when I was your age we wuz BLEACHIN' bitches raw!
anny_sweet_xx on chaturbate lads
>>201593554dont get it why cant he infect others
>>201593554What can i say about this webm without getting arrested for hate speechFucking hell
might become a wastewater operator. manage the poo
>>201593598Well said.
>>201593620Much prefer are gwyneth
>>201593574like spraying whipped cream in a coin operated slot machine
my gf is so cute lads
recently got cut off by familyberg
>>201593664she's an ugly fat whore
Doing a game of sorts
>>201593673that's not your mother
>>201593673>sheits a tranny
>>201593673>>201593704ummm rorke? I thought transfolk never passed!? lol!
rip
There's something properly noncey about London. The whole " children going missing at Kings Cross" is bizarre in itself and when you look at images of those kind of places it gives you that aura.
Back in my day it didn't matter if Nord wanted to be a mage. Didn't matter that he was dumb as fuck and needed three or four tries before he could successfully cast a spell. We took care of our own
>>201593624
Count Dooku was gay in the books
>>201593737Nordoids need the mantle of woad n sheiah bretoids and dumbner MOG
>>201591220will black people vote tory if kemi is leader?
>>201593757grimpeng
digits and I die in my sleep tonight
>>201593833
>roidtrannies- : (>codetrannies- : O
>>201593833Wish I could join you on that golden horizon where nothing matters except what you see
Gone and made me have the chaturbate wank. No man should have access to that, thousands of peng international tings shaking their fanny for the lads, live on camera. Will drive a man mental if you think about it too much, really wouldnt be hard to spend every moment of life wanking. Sad thing is, none of these girls would even look my way but they will lay about with a dildo half inserted for a couple dollars. Grim world really
>>201593885Hag
>>201593912Girls just lay inside all day with dildos in their pussies on camera now
Hangover type: suicidally ashamed
>>201593761awaiting catyank's response
>>201593943can and a wank
I beat down syndrome
steam is a monopoly
i am up sydrnome (very clever(
Elizabeth my sweet, could you fetch me my jumper please?
was gonna get sorted tomorrow but it's over, life has been sapped all for a wank
>>201594010What's up syndrome?
throwing a poo at the wall and counting how long it takes to slide down
they arrested a 4chan neo nazi brosSpray painted swastikas and 1488 on a wall23 year old living in his grandmother's attic I bet he posted hereHe looks exactly as you'd think he wouldhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFR6Ec_k4mo
>>201594033Still don't see what he did that made him get arrested. Just a bit of banter really.
>>201594033umm i tohught yanks didnt jail wrongthinkers?/?
>>201594033What makes you think he posted here?
bulliedbumholelad ;)last word
american women rule the world
what would they think if they knew how many poo posts i've made
>>201594066well I mean he was arrested over a 4chan postthat's a pretty excellent clue
Wonder if I'll be spared from the Harris FEMA camps by virtue of being Irish-American. Maybe they'll be merciful enough to just end my miserable life via drone strike
>>201594066they said in the video
>>201594075what does she smell like
>>201594084Makes sense, I thought you meant /brit/ specifically
>>201594033So he got out of prison and straight away spray painted nazi shit in his own town. what a spacker
>>201594118blud married quorthorn from bathory
this is the future for all men
softly poking the back of your neck with a poo
>>201594084What did he say in the post
>>201594168"I disagree with Israel's right to exist."
>>201594168actionable threat presumably
>>201594033All the comments dogpiling on this guythey probably rioted for George Floyd too
>>201594168"doing a gay dance"
>>201594156love a bit of femdom, but findom I genuinely can't wrap my head around
*rattles my runt cage*
>>201594168"I am opposed to mass immigration"
what would happen if i said i was going to send poo to keir starmer in the mail
>>201594221ultimate form of submission innit
y'all ever notice, why are neonazis always such hideous creatures?If George Clooney and Brad Pitt started a Klan chpater, even black people would have to be like "aye yo we finna gots ta here dese honkeys out!"Please rate my standup routine.Not sure if it will fly in the UK but I am a risk taker.
>>201594221it's an aryan thing, you wouldnt get it
>>201594227haha he's rattling his runt cage, look
a piece of poo
>>201594168‘I use wet wipes myself’
>bulliedbumholelad
>>201594033People in the comments are laughing at the prospect of this guy getting beaten and raped in prison.Why are leftists so evil?
poo-posting is having a detrimental effect on my life
>>201594249
>>201594033>wiccan necklaceomdz what a faggot
>>201594362kahteem
>>201594362attractive trannies are fewer than 1 in 1000 of them though
tor browser wank
might post the new lol
>>201589676>>201589676>>201589676NEW
cant believe i missed this epic new nappy gimmick
>Since the year 2000, Nigeria's population has risen by 110 million peoplejesus fucking christ
This is one of the most violent poos I have ever had in my life
/s/ - Sexy Beautiful Women
>>201594534>Sexy Beautiful Womencorrrrr worrr haha oooourrrrrr haha *rubbing my thighs aggressively*
/poo/ Smelly Brown Poos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7FStyI_UI8
corr just raped my own handlittle shit was gagging for my bwc
Missus wouldn’t let me rub her belly for good luck, so I asked if I can call her Bradley Walsh from now on and now she’s letting me rub her belly if I don’t call her that
The long arm of the tranny
holy FUCK These guys are trash
might get on the cans, i'm afraid to take any more opioids because i'm afraid i've taken too much recently and if i have anymore i'll overdose and die
>>201594765switch to weed idiot
reckon that post breaks a rule or two in my books
>>201594880um
cheeky spliff o'clock
drugs are NOT cool, bro
>>201595037Based
Forget my own age quite frequently aha Not really relevant to me since I'm a shut in freak
>>201595186same
>>201594880Name plsss
>>201594872WORK IT BABYWORK IT
>>201595202Charli XCX
>>201594502Who's this?
>>201595247>>201595247>>201595247get a move on baizuo
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