"a prison of your own making" edition >>201596271previous
Paul McCartney’s estranged wife accuses the beloved Beatle of being a violent, heartless fiend who stabbed her with a broken wine glass, beat her, choked her – and forbade her from breast-feeding their child by declaring, “They are my breasts!”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62OvlezEG9syeah, fuck Boston harborthis is the best song of all time
>>201598700yeah for someone who loved to talk about peace and love and the futility of war, he sure was cruel to his wife . huckster hypocrite
wish I had a mommy gf
>>201598724>hucksterNew word!
>>201598730Um that's a granny gf
>>201598730
>>201598771>>201598747low testget mommypilled
>>201598787I am mommypilled You're grannypilled
>>201598787Correct, you are low test, chasing after low value women.
so true
>>201598819why did quebec women catch heat here too
>>201598730MOMMA! GRANDMA!
>>201598837anglos hatin
Canadians wish they were European so bad
>>201598819>possibly from Quebec or AmericaTruly a worthy public service announcement.>>201598837If you know, you know.
>>201598854i woulda loved this when i was 13
>>201598841Maybe Europe of 30 years ago. Not the Europe that exists now.
>>201598863Why
>>201598841we are more similar to Europeans than you
just masterbated to a girl that had a lot of razor bumps on her vagina mound and I thought it was herpes and came really fastwhat does this mean?
>>201598896>typical jeet in Canada
>>201598854yeah they just like the surface level aesthetics of buddhism but the honest truth is they are dumb and would buy into anything peddled onto them
>>201598905It means you should stop watching porn.
>>201598863>wouldaHow's 14, champ? >>201598905You're a bug chaser, one of the most degenerate fetishes. Sad!
Quebec is a piece of shit. Imagine millions of snooty frogs living on salted beef and crackers. Going about in winter gear just like New Englanders. But always there is this we are the French...with a broad American accent. It is hopeless. Give it up. New Englanders with a chip on their shoulder. Let's just end this as soon as possible.
>>201598896LolThis reminds me of a liveleak video once of some Chinese woman in an alley who pulled down her pants and sprayed a jet of diarrhea that actually went like 15 feet, I've never seen anything like it. Then she just pulled up her pants and walked away
>>201598936i saw that too but it was an american
>>201598992Not reading all that!
i read like half of itgood night
>>201599005good night
>>201598992HASHOOT ZARAZ GORM!
>>201598992So do we burn them?
religious fanaticism and schizophrenia is kind of like a chicken or the egg type scenario
>>201599002>>201599005Zoomer attention span
>>201598936i've been there. i hope no one saw. i had to hobble back to my apartment and tell work i was going to be an hour late (did not tell them why ofc)
>>201599049LOL ok ok ok Is this the college anon or the foid Please tell me
>>201599057Pretty sure it's neither
>>201599057i'm just a dude who pops into the thread from time to time to congregate with my fellow north american bros
>the foid
>>201599039Not really. Most medical conditions that people are suffering from aren't related to anything like that. It's more cyclical, where generations upon generations don't have meaningful numbers of mental illnesses, and then they popup and then it spreads like herpes through a whorehouse.
>>201599098>RA Morpheus ISTwhat did he mean by this?
>>201599098thats a funny shirt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYck7GK35fU
Should I custom order a PC or build one myself? Money isn't an issue here I just don't want to fuck anything up
>>201599188prebuilt
>>201599188i've always just bought them already built i don't wanna mess with all that
>>201599188i mean may as well just order it if money isn't an issue. i built mine, but if i have the option of getting it prebuilt and OS preinstalled for only like an extra hundred, then fuck it that's a few hours of my life saved
>>201599188Build it yourself, unless you're getting a laptop.>I just don't want to fuck anything upThere's youtube videos that show you all the preventative measures. It's mostly just having a ground on yourself, and not dropping parts.
>>201599200>>201599204That's what I'm leaning towards. I think I could manage like 99% of the build but I'm afraid of fucking up the liquid cooling and the windows install mostly
>>201599252>liquid coolingfor what purpose
>>201599252>windows installTake the Linux pill. You don't want the Windows spyware in 2024.
Y'all niggas think you're Lain or what?
>>201599272It's quieter than air cooling isn't it?>>201599275I'm not trans
There is a spider in the far corner of my room and I kill it, it's gonna fall behind my bed where I can't reach it's body to throw it away and it will bother me
>>201599325fans are pretty quiet too. liquid is just a whole headache and i don't even think cools as efficiently as fans. i'm not saying don't go liquid, just do some more research bro. it could save you a headache and a half
>>201599188DIY but make sure you get a good PSU and don't cheap out. Also get noctua fans so your PC stays silent. If you don't care about LED lights get one of those silent PC cases with built in sound resistant foam.>>201599252Just get the noctua D-15 cooler. It's impossible to mess up installing windows
>>201599334leave him be, i guess i got one of these for christmas last year, it shoots table salt at bugs and kills them . it would work good in this situation maybe
>>201599325>I'm not transThen why are you on Windows? There's more trannies on Windows.
Present day, present time...hahahahahahahahaAnd you don't seem to understand...
>>201599377LOL man that's awesome I'm gonna get one. Thanks for showing me
Who tf was lainposter
how do we feel about the new mosquito menace brosi don't want a mosquito to bite me and make me retarded i'm already retarded
>>201599413An incel from Pennsylvania who spammed doomposts and images from the anime Lain, and made every thread edition Lain edition. This was like 2017 or 2018, if this happened now I think we'd stand up to him and not use his shitty editions, but people just rolled with it. He ruined the general for like a year
>>201599409looking forward to christmas . i've been good this year so far so i am expecting a handsome payout from mr. claus >>201599411oh yeah it's a lifesaver sometimes. my only complaint is that it's kind of hard to pump so i have to press it against my shoulder and use both hands to pull it back
>>201599441Don't give into the fear. Don't make this Covid 2.0.
>>201599467>my only complaint is that it's kind of hard to pump so i have to press it against my shoulder and use both hands to pull it backBe honest are you weak?
>>201599441is there a new type of mosquito or something ?
>>201599446>He ruined the general for like a yearNot sure how. The OP doesn't matter, and you could just mark him for spamming/flooding/off-topic.
Mcdonald's nuggets are shit. Wendy's and Burger King make them way better
>>201599477yeah, i don't think you would have a problem with it, im just giving you my experience.
>>201599499Lol *headpats you*
Me on the left and the bad bitch I pulled by acting autistic (I am a fully-functioning neurotypical).
>>201599494man i think mcdonald's nuggets are great. i mean i don't know about for the price, but they beat burger king's on a nugget to nugget basis. i remember when burger king was doing those like 10 nuggets for 1 dollar deal. that shit was insane to me. i could have eaten myself into a coma
>>201599546burger king nuggets are too cheap to actually be chicken it has to be like deer knuckles and pigs feet or something.
>>201599579You've got the right idea, but think smaller and more legs
>>201599552Dumb bitch.
>>201599579that's ok it could be made of ground up roaches i'll still eat ze sloppy bug
Bug a salt gun is illegal in commiefornia :(
I'm going to change my name to Chuddius Maximus
>>201599481>you could just mark him for spamming/flooding/off-toLOLJannys rarely ban the mentally ill spammers that infest this gen
>>201599622Change it to Biggus Dickus.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clYE6NNOIoU
>>201599616>>201599596i don't care what kind of marketing scheme they come up with or what it's called i don't want to eat bugs
Any females in Irvine, California looking to get dicked down?
>>201599618wait really
>>201599706>you live 20 minutes away from methere are plenty of bars and clubs you can go to tomorrow night to find women
Post the webm that saved /cum/
>>201599740
>>20159970631/f/Oxnardcome and mount me big boy ;)
>hear people talking about going to places like Moscow and Glasgow for a day trip>wonder wtf they're talking about as it sounds sporadic and the former especially wouldn't be a great travel destination right now>remember these are just names for towns in our statedo you guys have any european town names in your state that stand out to you? I recall going to Naples in Florida once. Their zoo kind of sucked.
instead of going to sleep i went to masturbate for the last 2 hours, currently 5am
Stinky farts, stinky farts.Everyone loves,stinky farts
>>201599765>fight a war to be free of the British>still name your towns after British townsMe: Okay.
>>201599805If you're not sweating then it wasn't a good wank
>>201599805insane work
>>201599805https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycft2j9dcz8
and there it is
>>201599723Yeah because of the chemical element apparently Anyways I got the spider
>>201599859that's probably for the one that takes those little air canisters mines the one that just pumps how did you solve the spider issue
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOsWyuvSZ9E]This website and particularly this board is directly responsible for this
>>201599828i'm not, i just masturbated for like the last 5 minutes at most, i was playing a porn game and then i beat the game i went to see if i could uncensor it myself but decided it would be too much work, that's when i just masturbated instead
Is this a common occurence on here?
>>201599876No that one is actually legal but more expensive I sprayed it and caught it with a long piece of cardboard I had
>>201599915not really
>>201599901white women's weakness
>>201599915no
gay
Well, see you fags tomorrow, I don't really want to see a bunch of dicks.
what is the motivation here
Penis.
>>201600023attention
>>201600045at least post non gay shit
>>201600045You can probably stop now
I hate being attracted to this. I don't know what made me a homosexual
hello
>I hate being attracted to this. I don't know what made me a homosexual
4:30 am for MAGA mike Johnson
is it over
donald trump
>>201600203I don't hate being attracted to dick.
EVERBODY WHO OPPOSES TRUMP MUST DIE
Does /cum/ like vtubers? Who are your favorites?
>>201600203it's okay to be gay, you don't have to be weird about it . you can just be a normal guy who just happens to be gay
>>201600379God no, I don't get the appeal at all
>>201600284Idgi are you telling me to kms?
>>201600404>Idgi are you telling me to kms?
just ate 4 club crackers
>>201600460I will hug you
why are people posting NSFW pictures in your blue board general thread and why is the janny not doing anything about it?
>>201600527The janitors are heavily biased against our gen.Someone says something mildly political? Instant 3 day ban!Schizo spams schizobabble and/or NSFW content?Nothing!
>>201600527it's okay they're gone now he said he wanted a vacation so i think he wanted to get banned for awhile, and posting pp would achieve that goal
>>201600499>I will hug you
>>201600547i feel like the 'this post is extremely low quality' option just sends it to the recycle bin
good night
>good night
>>201600403What's not to get? They're like streamers except they're anime girls
how do you feel about youtubers incorporating wojaks into their brand
>>201601984who
I'm one in a krillion
Do you love Japan?
>>201603856no i do not love any nation
>>201603856Yea
eating chilli with cheese and sour cream and sweet potato chips and sun dried tomato whole wheat tortilas
GOOOOD MORNINGG CUMMIES!!!
trump will win
And now time for a sweet treatCherry vanilla iced cream with cinnamon pastries crumbed on top
>>201606408no he wont
>>201606408
>>201598730Most older women look like shit.Either fat or spent too much time in the sun and looks like an old leather handbag.
>no he wont
https://x.com/sneako/status/1828955341133890036
>>201607137no
Im kind of dirty and smelly
>>201607382**sniff**
>>201607382lots of people are from quebec
>>201606408he will win the popular vote by 1% and get 315+ electoral votes
the cop
>>201607513looks comfy
What part of the US has that accent where people pronounce "barrel" like "burrel"?
Cooming to hentai makes me feel utterly disgusted with myself
https://www.finalemusic.com/blog/end-of-finale-new-journey-dorico-letter-from-president/FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>27>Still regularly dream about high school
>>201598819Very true
>woman at work asks me if I listen to hardcore>tell her absolutely not>asks me what I like>tell her I like gothrock>she tells me she likes HIM>tell her that's industrial and has nothing to do with goth>she starts arguing with meToday I almost started hating the US. Come get ya womans.
>Avo-cados from Mex-ico
>woman at work flirts with you>response is to sperg out about minor differences in music genres
>>201609417that's not flirting
>>201608749there are +50 year old foids at my work that still regularly talk about high school, I hope you didn't peak then too.
>>201608965HIM MENTIONEDDidnt read the resthttps://youtu.be/01lOwnmDBbE
>>201609417I'm based I know.>>201609834Gay. Almost as gay as this American just sending us an email starting with "Hello all you cool cats and kittens!!!".
>>201610071What is gay about that?You wouldn't be talking shit on my myspace page punk Now this is goth music https://youtu.be/zTtgZ4Ifg6M
>>201610251
hello it's the week end in a couple hours snap your fingers, blink and it'll be monday before I know it :)
>>201609445This guy is dressed swaggy as hell. He's just looks like he's feminine.
The Doctor said my butthole was trying to heal itself closed after having a hemorrhoid. He said I'm going to need surgery or else its going to keep doing that and I'll tear it every time i shit. What do bros? The pain and blood with every shit feels so bad man
>>201610392don't get your jimmies rustled nafri-anon
>>201610510how did you get hemorrhoids in the first place?
>>201599479"sloth" fever in florida, apparently spread by biting insects. and its a nothingburger
>>201610510careful with those shartings, bro
>>201610613Its embarrassingI never knew it was bad to push hard when you poopIve spent the last 27 years trying to force it out as hard and fast as possible even making little games about how hard i can poop after that canadian guy here taught us all about aggressive crapping a long time agoIt hurts so bad. I'm trying to shit right now and i can feel the blood trickling down my ass
>>201610713>I never knew it was bad to push hard when you poop>even making little games about how hard i can poop after that canadian guy here taught us all about aggressive crapping>taking advice from a Uzbeki Sheep auctioning livestream websiteNGMI
Hey Canadians how to move to your country?I have a pet bunny if this helps.
>>201610713Hemorrhoids are treatable thankfully
>>201610823Its not funny dude. Nobody ever told me not to force out the poop. I would have let it come out natural if they did >>201610856The doctor said i would need skin grafts
>>201610895How bad are they?
>>201610834a few questions:>why? in the current year, why?>do you have any work skills?>are you or your family rich?
>>201609733>I hope you didn't peak then tooI did. I had friends, a gf, and got to live my life carefree. It's over now.
broken website can't load images, embarrassing.
>>201611266today is the first day of the rest of your life anon, grab it by the balls and make a new peak for yourself
if no one hires me soon i'm just gonna start robbing people, specifically useless boomers
>>201611541Black people do that without the applying to jobs part
>>201608749>28>still regularly tell myself I’m going to be a great writer/artist/game devdream bros…
>>201611867i'm thinking of joining the cartel, only problem is getting my foot in the door
>>201610834ameriCHAD here, it's better to have a good US job, and start by using your visa-free 180 days stay. You can extend your permit. Get a gf there that can help you with getting citizenship.Otherwise, it is not worth it. You'll probably have to compete with 1M pajeets on whatever field you go
Live your myth in Maryland (lmao)
>>201611137>WhyI'm in love with a Canadian citizen. I want to live with her until we decide to get married and move to the US.>do you have any work skillsDegree in chemical engineering. Working as a manager currently, have for about six months. >rich?No.
>>201610834Marry me. Our powers combined will ensure liberty and prosperity for us both.
>>201612047are you the chicano? I heard mexican gangs hate chicanos more than non-mexicans, so if you're not a chicano it should be good
>>201612119What's the catch? Is Maryland like Detroit?
>>201612140>Degree in chemical engineering. Working as a manager currently, have for about six months.you could incredibly easily get a visa then, either as a CUSMA professional or Express Entry visas as a skilled professional. No difficulty at all.
>>201612214Baltimore isn't too far away and MD has some of the highest state taxes. They would get their money back quick
>>201612214Western MD (where that city is) is beautiful but it's part of Appalachia, so there are issues with deindustrialization, poverty, and drug use.
>>201612170My girlfriend makes about $140k CAD. I think she may be more powerful than you.>>201612233Thank you based leaf for the advice.
>>201612774>100kCADthat's not even 100kUSD lmao
