>sedimentheh
new season of parliament starts next week mad ting
it's actually fucking warm as dicks down here and it's just the end of august we're in for a massive fire season many of us won't make it
hot buttered rum
>>201605079they want turn them into accommodation
Lots of Aussies on /Brit/ but rarely any Canadians.
need a great torrent to pour down and wash away my sins
Do English people have 4in1?
nation-scale bushfires bushfires melting our internet cables, severing us from the worlda /brit/ without aussie power hour
>Full-time workers' rights to ask for a four-day working week could be strengthened under government plans to increase flexible working.>'Boss can I change to a four-day working week?'>'No'>'Okay'
>>201605161about timeget them housed i say
sleep cycle just in absolute havoc right now
doing a woo (wee poo)
>>201605210most office toilers should get this call centre runts need not apply
forgive my ignorance but i simply don't believe fire exists in australia
>>201605190There aren't that many on /int/ for some reason. There's probably more in /hoc/ on /sp/ than all of them on here.
mental how draughts still exists despite being a shit game
>>201605226I've been on half day Fridays for the past 6 weeks, today was the last. No idea how much it has affected productivity at my workplace.
might go on an incelwalk
>>201605243they'll be a draft coming to a town near you soon i saw a white man on an army advert so its all over for me
Slamming my big fat cock around like I own the place
>>201605219several possible interpretations of this post
If you're Christian you should work more hard on a Saturday because that's only a common day off to please the Jews
go outside and look at the sun
>>201605279*goes blind*what next
>>201605279it's not out up north
He's here
>>201605083who's mum is this?
>>201605273deranged post
>>201605243I've always thought it was shit but then again I don't enjoy chess either despite loving strategy games on my PC. Boardgames are shit too
>>201605264*draught
>>201605112looks trans
>>201605264army keeps rejecting meconsidering the navy but not sure i've got the bum for it
>>201605264*conscriptionSpeak English or fuck off
>>201605279it's behind clouds
>>201605304Was it covered in spunk?
>>201605301It's antichristian to rest on a Saturday
shame hes never here when hes actually wanted
it's actually over for launceston united
the guy who made the post on the right got 3 years in jail for it kek never plead guilty
thought on smelly girl poos?
>>201605348THEY STINK
>>201605348How cute are the girls?
>>201605347Um actually that's a cultural celebration for imam Hussain
>>201605320There are probably more women in the navy than army desu
>>201605348only good thing to come out of a girl to be frank
rorke's da crying and shitting himself because starmer got rid of thatcher's picture
>Pagans invade Northern Europe>No crusade>Pagans invade Southern Europe>Immediate crusadeHmm
>>201605264theyre training fighter pilots up, i see them flying in formation all the time these days. a relative does military contracting and says we're expect war in a few years. i fear america is planning to sic us against china or something
>>201605347leftypol turning a blind eye to this
zoomers see a girl and be likemmm wonder what her shit tastes like
Be right back forum
>>201605385what do you mean by that
>>201605368will they bum me too
>>201605347>61 police officers are assaulted are assaulted at nogging hill carnival>barely reported, not a riot, doesn't matter
need to go buy some bread from the shopmight get a can of coke aswell
>>201605333it was a joke holden jesushave sex you are too angry
>>201605380190 is 30+
mad how it's september in two days
the most beautiful female in the world valentina nappi
Do they let women into the army? For actual fighting and stuff, not just cooking and organising the tanks.
please please PLEASE poo in my mouth
>>201605430shame about all the shit dicks
>>201605430munter
the junkies are on one
>>201605414Buy a can of bread
>>201605411>nogging hill carnival
>>201605430is she in a zoo enclosure? huge lioness behind her
>>201605339he got her to sign the image in the webm
>>201605430for me it's lasirena
>>201605430shame shes an irredeemable whore
>>201605440fuck off adriano
>>201605427can't waitjust want the world to be as cold and dark as my soul
>>201605435Yeah they even have their own special forces unit.
The problem with merging balt with aus is that balts are miserable, whingy mongs but they don't have the sense of humour to balance it out like anglos.
>>201605485One in black near the end has a proper snog
just got rimmed
>>201605313
>just want the world to be as cold and dark as my soulOH AH AH AH AH
going to absolutely poo scream when america sends wacky bruce head first into the chinese menace
>>201605485fake tan hands and a hoop!
>>201605435I believe only a single woman managed to meet the standards for the infantry but dropped out because she found it too hard.
The main reason she's popular is because she looks like the average brown mother
>>201605476*paint it black starts playing*
>>201605516Alri lead singer of Disturbed
>>201605435i think they are allowed to as long as they perform the same as men, which they don't
no vietnamese ever tried to house me
>>201605476well the majority of the planet is entering its warmer months or is just continuing on as sunny and warm due to having no seasons. your wicked plan has failed
>>201605531screaming
>>201605485mad how unhygienic women actually are
>>201605531looool
>>201605476Fuck off, Autumn and Winter are fucking miserable here, dark and depressing.I might buy a SAD lamp because I'm a sad cunt.
>>201605531hooting
>>201605540Have you tried asking nicely?
>>201605485suppose that's why they're called birds then
>>201605562quite clearly a challenge of some form though isn't it? tismoid
>>201605584no im black
why is that getting reactions, isn't it literally just the reference he made?
should I eat crisps or a cold tinned soup straight out of the tin
no vietnamese ever wanked me
>>201605531thought that was the joke in the first place
>>201605599Should probably stop doing that then
>>201605575try a buying a HAPPY lamp instead
Aussies in the UKget them housedget them mollyget them bartending gigsget them wanked off
>>201605604a daring synthesis, both together
Miku miku you can call me miku poo eyes poo hair pooing on the side lines
>>201605629I'll consider it
googles "incel-black pill ideology"*
*walks into australia**nabs all the timtams**walks out of australia*
>nice to see you to see you nice>Alright Bruce Forsyth>/brit/ collectively pisses itselfis this what level we're on now, yeah?
>>201605604I used to pour a packet of crisps into soup, it genuinely works.
If all the racist white people in britain just drove to western wales and took little boats over to ireland and colonised it how quickly would they start using force to deport them
Aussies have crusty bumholesNot well moisturised
>>201605600the old 'over reacting to a low effort reply to a high effort post' gimmickbit boring really
>bulliedbumholelad
Never said nice to see you to a niggerNever willSimple as
Just saw spaino cross dressing for attention Why did you bully him into this
>>201605667lmfao that crusty bum freak will be in hiding
*gets in**gets housed**gets wanked*The UK is a racist country. Every white devil must be replaced. Inshallah
>UK: Has snakes>Australia: Has snakes>Ireland: No snakes>New Zealand: No snakesDo I really need to say any more?
All of the ads on Australian tv now have pajeets in them. Loving it.
porn is disgusting i just wank to my imagination
just pissed in the sink
can't believe we exported our best tim tams to the UK we're just left with shit ones now
>>201605702what do you imaginejust porn?
new thread, lets goooo>>201605093>>201605093>>201605093
>>201605667forgot about that lol
>>201605664kek bulliedbumholelad youve been up all night you absolute wetwipe lmao
to me? to you!
I no longer need to wankFound me another use for my cock.Secret forbidden ancient Chinese knowledge
too many aussies posters, need them out
>>201605741Alright Chuckle Brothers
>>201605748*uses the I Ching to create a new gimmick*
>>201605713its more real since my imagination is powerful plus you can imagine things that arent in porn
>>201605770scgfdsssssshgfking
>>201605766need more aussie posters
"Why yes I'm a shagger that's why I'm posting on /brit/ on a friday night"
>>201605770schevvreaming
get the aussie posters inget them wanked off
GOD HATES AUSTRALIA
uber but for sex arse rental
>>201605770sfdsds§gn
gfberg doesnt want to meet till sunit's over. what am i gonna do with myself tonight and tomorrow?so fucking lonely
>>201605777>plus you can imagine things that arent in pornlike children?
>>201605735I'm the one who came up with the bulliedbumholelad nickname Mad that some crusty bum freak actually stayed up all night seething about it, I never usually get that much traction for my shitposts lmao
>>201605569Wouldn’t mind a go on her
>>201605766How about you say that to my face in Wallamurrabaloonga?
>>201605849erm..... no
Tulsi Gabbard Sex Arse!!
got a like from a 37 year old who's several miles away on bumbleweird
a cu thd frui lumo unp nk k
>bulliedbumholelad's mum here>he is very upset right now he has been flushing wet wipes down the toilet for an hour now muttering 'stupid, stupid, stupid'this got like 15 replies and you lost your shit, youve spent 8 hours trying to save face cause you wipe your paki arse with wet wipes lmaooo
>>201605899you gonna shag her up the arse?
>>201605895i'll take 3
Building a little den at the bottom of my garden for any Aussie posters that need housing.Got my old laptop in there, a kettle, loads of crisps, big beanbag and the hosepipe in case they get thirsty.
australian border security are looking to hire hundreds more sex arse inspectors in 2025
>>201605920Would probably cost at least four million on the Oz housing market.
>>201605908erm it was 10 replies actually
get them housedget them full of crispsget them quenched
curry wrap going in the air fryer
>>201605908dont think brownpipo use wet wipes mate they use their bare hands
final scoreLaunceston city 3 - 1 Launceston united
>>201605851it's spainwog, he simply can't take an L because this place is his life. the fact he took it so personally can only mean he was truly bullied in school and has a pooey smelly bum.he did the same thing in valentine's day, had a massive meltie for hours and was up until the early morning trying to save face. Was pathetic.
>>201605920desperately need this
>>201605347Only that that wasn’t what he was arrested for, was it rorke?
>>201605917don't even know what she looks like yeti only know she's 37 because I managed to narrow it down through the filters
anyone here use rateyourmusic or lastfm?
>>201605952not allowed
junkies have piped down
>>201605944bulliedbumholelad actually said hands and shower were also better than using toilet paper and has been trying to unite the thread against toilet paper users that was over 12 hours ago lmao
>>201605956Spainlad hasn't posted here for weeks mate and anyway I bet his arse was always clean :/
>>201605973just use ratemypoo
always clean my sex arse with a wet wipe
stabbing hill carnival
poo rape
pooey bum carnival
>>201605996ive been there and never been stabbed nor had any issues
Just bought a car from a strange little fella, but he said that I can hold onto the cash for now. I'm his bank you see.
black man nigga shart
>>201606022no-one asked, blog on
>>201606022because you're too small for anybody to see
This country is extremely, atrociously Americanised. It was Thatcher who was ultimately responsible, the extreme individualism she pushed thoroughly ravaged the proles who had no defence against mass culture. Water always seeks its own level and ours is a loo patterned with the shite spangled banner
>>201606022Well ok thanks for that useless anecdote
*spraypaints AUSSIES OUT on a church wall in Barnsley*
aussies out... what could this mean...
>>201605908>this got like 15 replies and you lost your shitthat was literally you on a VPN/spainpaki replying to himself 15 times because everyone was already full on laughing at you"bulliedbumholelad" is just so crease and stuck to you like the shit encrusted on your smelly wog arsecrack and you couldn't flip it LOOOOL
>>201606058what ya doin' brucey
>>201606075just sad now me old mucker
Cannot STAND the new clearscore adverts. They don’t have anywhere NEAR the same soul and whimsy as the previous ones with the other actor. They need to sort it out.
>>201606030Nobody here remembers that thread.
who the hell is bullied bumhole lad
>>201606106mikeynomics, you're not special lad
>>201606052Ultimately Churchill and Eden's fault They made a PM like Thatcher inevitable
>>201605977bulliedbumholelad said using dry toilet paper is the best and this was after spending two threads claiming that bullying is good for youhe was just asking to get humiliated lmao
must confess I’m not too fond of the wogs
Might get up
>>201606075bulliedbumholelad give it a rest all the aussies were awake for your melty let us go to sleep before you have anothergo wetwipe your arse to cinders
>>201606124Not a big fan of myself unless they have big tits and a minge
>>201606122god ]you're pathetic lmao imagine trying to gaslight us that hard been up since at least 1am crying about people who use toilet paper lmao
>>20160612418 months in prison for you
>>201606132wouldn’t bother mate
3 (tres) litres of Pepsi Max in 1 (uno) day.
>>201606111It's a nickname I came up with for spainlad because he was being autistic yesterday and it sent him flying so hard that he was up until 5am raging
just noticed a pattern
just had my final meeting of the day.
I've saved my family, my mum and my sister were literally going to cut each other out of their lives completely, and I've spent like twelve hours of phone time this week preventing that. On Monday I spoke to my sister for nearly five hours. Yesterday I took work calls all day from 9:30am to 6pm, then took family calls from 6:30pm to 11:30pm. Literally no break and didn't eat either. I've been a middleman because they were refusing to speak to each other. I've sorted everything now and they're all out having a nice family day right nowI'm now THE adult in my family
>>201606175hmp wandsworth for you pal
rainfall showerhead?give me a waterfall showerhead
>>201606170Aldi's VX cola is just as good and cheaper.
>>201606181blog on
>>201606181Are they fit?
>>201606186would
>>201606181who's gonna play you in the film, do you reckon*has already walked off before you can reply*
how the fuck do you die from a sip of hot chocolatehttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cjw3z4vz326o
>>201606106it's infamous
>>201606111some spastic got into an argument about bullying, someone posted that clarkson got bullied and hes rich so bullying is good (a joke) but he was crying that 'bullies are runts who got beaten by their dad' and then it came out that he got bullied cause he wipes his arse with wetwipes and someone posted pic rel and hes been sperging out ever since
>>201606208Yes but bbc only
>>201606181*yawns loudly in your face*
>>201606170all that fake sugar is gonna give you blood clots rip
>>201606142>>201606151mate you're so upset about this you're phoneposting you've been on here since last night with bloodshot eyes trying to defend your bullied bumhole reputation FFS looooooljust take the L, if you were a funny shagger like me you'd be slinging zingers instead of being bullied your whole life
Don't really like my last name desu, it's kind of ugly and lame. My first name is really good though, would rather have it as my last name.
>>201606186need this lad punted back to alpha centauri
>>201606106i do its kino pikeynomics
>>201606186ayy lmao
diego whats your thoughts and feelings on this?
>>201606241alri Legend Gayarse
Think I'll treat myself to a wee before heading back to my desk
>>201606186used to be subbed to her onlyfans
>>201606239IDK mate he posted an archive link and you just seem like you have bullying PTSD
>>201606229yeah but most of the people who were there at the time left, I barely come here now and what do I see? More tranny spam.
>>201606284Angry spurs fan
>>201606170based. It's good stuff.
Diego is a fine man, and a great advert for Christianity
doing the toil thing
sudden wash of extremely low quality posts with a nonsense catchphrase
Probably burritos for tea but I often like to do something a bit different on a friday
Look here mate you need to stop looking at her Instagram, OK?
shit and piss for lunch
>>201606295archives will forever hold proof of him being BTFOhe even took pictures of his wetwipes to prove he was white lmao reminiscent of the spainnonce tampons debacle
pretty sure i OD'd last night or come close, genuinely thought i was going to die but would rather die than ring an ambulance and have them find out i'm a pathetic junkiedefinitely going to keep a tighter handle on my opioid usage now
>A 13-year-old boy has died after being stabbed in Oldbury on Thursday and a murder investigation has been launched, West Midlands Police said
Dudes be calling dinner "tea"...
>>201606225>"Most nights I stay awake thinking maybe there is something I could have done differently... maybe carrying an EpiPen with me. "Isn't this like rule 1 if you or your child has a severe allergy that can kill them?
>>201606357scatologically tested
>>201606314thanks mate appreciate it
>>201606360ODeez nuts
>>201606367Dinner is dinnerTea is tea
>>201606370some....people....aren't good at forward planning
what's a lancanshire hotpot
>>201606111some autist was claiming that bullying is good for you (common cope for runts who got bullied in school) and then thought it would be a good idea to also claim that using wet wipes is weird and that normal people just use dry paper and have crusty smelly bums all dayhe got proper upset cos everyone was laughing at him and posting Bradleys, I told someone "don't post bradders mate or bulliedbumholelad will cry" and the whole thread erupted into laughter he could sense that he'd been sent flying to outer orbit and tried to damage control and was up until 5am doing it lmfaoooo
>>201606402stfu noob or i'll pwn you with leet hax
>>201606366another 'urgent manhunt' where they wont show you images or even give a written description of the suspect lmao also>‘We have specialist officers who will be supporting the family of the boy.means this
Just walked past a big pile of horse pooBit bloody rude if you ask meIf people have to pick up their dogs' then why not their horses' massive smelly loads?
>>201606393lmao cant believe you thought I was serious
>>201606406A stew covered in a layer of potato slices
>>201606360Damn, that sounds rough. If you came that close, it’s a big wake-up call. No shame in reaching out for help if you need it—staying alive is a hell of a lot better than the alternative. If you’re serious about keeping a tighter handle, make sure you’ve got a plan. Don’t end up in the same spot again. Stay safe.
>>201606366another bame?
>>201606306scream
>>201606434?
thats me off to the shopscraving a little milkshake this fine friday afternoon
your da wipes his arse with wet wipes
misery for lunchbeing a grumpy cunt for dinnerboth with a side of booze from about 3pm
extremely low quality one character post
>>201606306smiled
>Woman arrested for murder after child dies>A 41-year-old woman has been arrested on suspicion of murder following the death of a child.https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c5ylq8lr9zyo
>>201606427good post
>>201606367americans eat dinnerbritons have TEA
>>201606438thanks chatGPT
>>201606316Cool. I’m rotting in my flat watching Outback Opal Hunters
>>201606474190s mam
>>201606474>Mr Nutt said he has lived in the street for four years, and described neighbours being in "utter shock".genuinely pissing myself over that name
>>201606474welcome back myra hindley
>>201606201Don't have VX here. Heard that stuff sends you to the moon and back. We've got this.
>>201606480northern nonsense
>>201606481I even asked GPT to sound more casual and succinct>Hmmm someone displaying well-spoken concern for my well-being, obviously it's an AI
time is gravity
>>201606510He would do you in and you know it
deus ex: human revolution is set a mere 3 years from nowthey've got 3 years to invent cybernetic augmentations and implement a global currency called "credits"
>>201606427Crazy how brits saw how much diversity was always the Achilles heel of the United States and were like>wow jazz rock n roll so cool import them get them housed!now they have this
>I should be Trump's advisor I reckon - Bulliedbumholelad 2024
How would one organize a /brit/ Worms night?Would be a good laugh
>>201606505
>>201606543>implement a global currency called "credits"It's called USD
>dominic nutt
what happens to you if you suddenly become single in your 30s? is it just misery and single mums like /pol/ says? asking for a mate
>>201606552every night on /brit/ is a /brit/ worms night for menow get out from under my boot, you hideous creature
>>201606535>—stuff like this is pretty good bet for GPT on a place like 4chan
>>201606544Americans are the ones who constantly insist the America was built by diversity and that the American dream is brown people coming to America to make money off the backs of white people.
>>201606577happened to me 2 years ago. now i have another gf
>c-check the archives lads I'm not bulliedbumholelad I swear - t. bulliedbumholelad
>>201606427It's actually illegal for them go public about it
>>201606587leftists aren't americans
>>201606577no one here has become single cos no one here has ever had a gfhopethat helps
>>201606577i was dating a 36 year old woman when i was 26, she wasn't a single mum or anything, she was fat though
>>201606543Fucking grim
rolling a ciggie but shant post it cause youd mock me
WAR IS OLD, ART IS YOUNGIn June 2024 AEG Entertainment Group made a lucrative offer to both Morrissey and Marr to tour worldwide as ‘The Smiths’ throughout 2025. Morrissey said Yes to the offer; Marr ignored the offer.Morrissey undertakes a largely sold out tour of the USA in November.Marr continues to tour as a special guest to New Order.
>>201606615cope and porject on lmao
>>201606577don't know i'm 31 and i've never had a gf
>>201606604screaming like a banshee
>>201606592is she a single mum? is she fat?
bulliedbumholelad wiping his arse with wet wipes after a BBC sesh
>>201606648no and no
>>201606664>>201606664>>201606664
>>201606641ever had sex at all? a one night stand or even a prossard?
I have only.played the original Worms + Worms Battle Islands on the Wii + Worms 3D on the Xbox 360
>>201606624Nah, no mocking here. Roll your ciggie and do your thing.
>>201606654are you saying she’s not a single mum because she’s with you? does she have kids is my question
>>201606672no one here has ever had sexit's part of the terms and conditions you sign to post here
>>201606615Some of us have had a gf before we became a bit weird, thank you very much
>rolling a ciggie but shant post it cause youd mock me
>>201606611yephow fucking mental is thatthey cant talk to people about what happened because it might evoke justifiable emotions in the populace
>>201606690incoherent getting a gf would lead tfrom chaos to order not order to chaos x
>>201606702Same applies if members of government are involved in things not even illegal. Like if an MP has sex with your wife tree police ban you from mentioning it in public.I
>>201606510first name buster
>>201606715Oh how little you know
>>201606780cope on
