Virginia editionPrevious: >>201617200
>>201621577Quality OP
>>201621577
ignore the troll
i need a hug desu
>>201621592you don't need to.I watch porn, masturbate, and still have recurrent sex with gf
>>201621577Soulful OP.
>>201621577Thrembo-th for total janny death
Our neighbor is a police man and he's a really nice guy.
>>201621647*hugs* UwW
>>201621663Something we all should be able to get behind.
>>201621684nice anecdote kiddo
>>201621652What a terribly dangerous thing to say to someone Of course he should build good habits, which includes not watching porn, regardless of having or not having a gf. Porn is unhealthy and serves no benefit whatsoever
stop giving him (you)s
oh virginia moonI wanna COOOM in your crates
either give me a fucking job, or i'm joining isis and becoming a plague to western civilization
>>201621610How STRONG are we talking?
Fuck wypiopoiopo
>>201621577I had a dream that I ordered 5 ukelele banjos and then I won a chance to play on stage with weird al but during the concert I tried to improvise and then he stopped in the middle for the song to berate me and then he just ended tbe concert. Humiliating
Some drugged up bitch just hit my sister with her car. Not my sister’s car, but her elbow. Why do people have sympathy for drug addicts again?
>>201621785AI deepfake.
>>201621785i like how they just left the mountain of rock waste beneath it too, woulda looked nicer with more trees in the foreground
>>201621785the real problem is the mountain of chipped rocks they left underneath it
>>201621794Because they're scared that if one drug is condemned, then whatever drug they're addicted to will also be condemned These are people with zero principles outside of vague shit like "just love each other"
>>201621785>the same people who call this ugly will say some oogabooga tribal "art" is beautiful Really makes one ponder the mysteries of the universe
>>201621723then follow these steps >quit porn>make yourself better>get gf>watch porn againwin-win situation imo
>>201621837>i like how they just left the mountain of rock waste beneath it tooThey ran out of money for the entire project.
2d women are just too hot, sorry bro no can do
these do go pretty hard
Should I take the Virginia pill? I live in Maryland and like it, but I worry about the blue state bullshit sometimes. Also Virginia seems nice but doesn’t NOVA kind of fuck with the politics of the place, kind of like Oregon with Portland?
>>201621857Fuck them. If all drug addicts were to drop dead right now, it would be a net positive for society. I’m a moderate leftfag saying this too
https://youtu.be/3_f8g6e4Hso
>>201621925>’m a moderate leftfag saying this tooSorry to hear about your lobotomy :/
>>201621925go back reddit
>>201621924NOVA, Hampton Roads, and Richmond are why VA is blue. That being said, NOVA mogs Maryland in every way
>>201621694ty
glenn youngkino
>>201621785Friendly reminder that the Nigkota people are not indigenous to the Dakotas but Minnesota
>>201621990>muh redditSub 80 iq moment
>>201621916In Canada they have this new meme that wypipo or any non-natives actually, are not allowed to look at injun art artifacts. Please delete that from your hard drive
>>201621916What are you 12? Trying to trigger white people like they're going to change their minds or something? How new are you?
>>201621924There are a surprisingly large amount of Mexicans in Virginia
>>201621833Sorry, hadn’t realized a new was posted. Icon discussion continued.I don’t mean to take the last word and run, but I do need to get going. God bless you, anon, you’ll be in my prayers tonight.
>>201622119thats all of america
>>201622119It’s mainly centracas tho
>>201622119There are a surprisingly large amount of Mexicans in USA.
>>201622091HEY! you can't eat that little guy!
too many mexicans in the US
We have Nicaraguans and Afghans in Vermont, both of whom were invited by progs and libtards
>3 consecutive (you's)Damn thank you Virginia, I'm eating good today
>>201622119>surprising Just in the same way that Indians are to Canada, there’s nothing surprising about it. It’s importing of people for ethnic replacement/cheap labor reasons.
it would be funny if Iran assassinated Jerry Seinfeld
craving attention is a sign of an unloved childhood btw
Us virginians are unironically more attractive than people from other states
>>201622289Then why do spoiled women crave attention
>>201622200Me I'm of English, German, Norwegian, and Finnish heritage.https://youtu.be/OBzthUpHDeU
>>201622289I am a complete attention where. I've lost friends just for a bit of attention.
>>201622230Not what I meant, jeets around Toronto are not surprising. The fact that jeets are now infesting PEI and the Territories is surprising. Millions of Mexicans in California or Texas isn't surprising, but so many being in Virginia compared with even the neighbouring states is.
>>201622303He won't answer that. A lot of Only Childs are showered with undivided attention too , yet they still can't handle a lack of attention when they get older
I had a dream that ray gunn killed herself
>>201622335>jeets around Toronto are not surprising Interesting level of acceptance for your who’s replacing you kek
Is Michigan a nice state to live in?
>>201622303>why do women-because they're emotional basket cases, who fucking knows
>>201622489Too many mexicans
>>201622390Nigga I’m an only child and my parents didn’t pay attention to me at all. Only children are some of the most fucked people in all of existence, it’s basically your parents nerfing you from the start because they didn’t really want to have kids in the first place.
>>201622491Orthodox Church says that feminism is of the devil.Also many feminists practice witchcraft.
>>201622218What are the Afghans like? Here, I have no idea why, but they are supremely smug cunts even though they came here as begging refugees. They will complain about Western intervention then next sentence cry about how the Taliban took over, very schizo.
>>201622523yeah i got it the first time you posted that, shut up
>>201622511>>201622489that is Michoacan
>>201622452Toronto has been a shithole full of minorities since the 90's. Same reason you accepted California, Nevada, Maryland, Texas etc. being white minority states.
>USPS was supposed to deliver something days ago>App says "Moving through network, arriving late"This shit got lost didn't it
>>201622598https://youtu.be/OwvltlSAiJE
>>201622523Love me Orthodoxes
>>201621794I just figured out that the same bitch who hit my sister committed burglary 10 years ago KEK
>>201622692Is your cute sister ok?
>>201622534I don't know yet, I haven't seen many of the men yet for some reason. The women are always out looking for free shit and the kids just stare at you. I assume the sexual assault rate will skyrocket over the next decade though
>>201622651listening to it, sounds cool, but cannot play it on the club
>>201622736She’s ok yes. Just has a stiff arm
the farts are getting stinkier by the minute
>>201622685Check out Jay Dyer.https://youtu.be/zvazc_x9gig
>>201622758Do they beg in public places? They used to do that here too. Only the women and children thoughbeit , the men are usually smoking or playing FIFA
Cities to avoid
>>201623005Phoenix is the only one that surprises me here
>>201623005oh lord the black remigration
>>201623005>no LAwe're so fucking back
>>201623005Cities for your white gf to avoid*You’ll lose her instantly
>>201623131Haven't blacks actually been net declining in California as the Mexicans take over? Positive side effect of Latinxes I guess
>>201623131>We're so fucking back LA is 80% mexican
It's still Total Janny Death
>>201623185It's like fighting aids with cancer
>>201623005DC isn't too bad
>>201623261based
why the fuck is anyone moving to vegas, there's literally no jobs outside of service industry or distro centers
>>201623185>>201623236>mostly mexicanand that's goodt.mexican
>>201623005But blacks are Democrats, why don't they move to Democrat states?
If I were born in America, I would have aspired to be President one day.
>>201623372They are all going to work for the new sports teams
based, got an interview Thursday, only 600 miles away
>>201623414It’s the economy, stupidAlso GA, NC, DC, and NV are blue-ish if not outright. FL is very much it’s own thing but more red most recently
one time I was re-entering from canada to the US and this lady was like " you traveled x times to mexico, too? that's suspicious" and I was like bitch that's part of my job, then my dumbass decided to say I had dual citizenship.Bitch starting ranting "does it say here you're mexican? this is your us passport? for all I care you're american, and blah blah blah" I was so mad, like wtf? I was being polite all the time
>>201623511DC yeah Rest of what you typed is pure unfiltered cope
>>201623536someone french bitch was rude to me at the canadian border as well
the only time i was going into canada i fucked up and admitted i had a couple grams of dudeweed on me, and they turned it into a whole shitfest. i wouldn't have cared if it wasnt for the pajeet acting high and mighty like his border janny job makes any difference
>>201621577is it true white americans used to refer to all blacks as "boy" regardless of age or even gender, and that this is where the expression "white boy" came from as an appropriation from black people to strike back? I've this somewhere
>>201623750mind your own business
>>201623750yes lol. boy is unironically the worst thing you can call a black. they'll legit kill you over it
>>201623750never heard of that
>>201623772And nigger and bitch and dick sucker Actually niggers will kill you over a lot of petty shit now that I think about it
>>201623414>Blacks are Democrats You'd be surprised
>>201623583>>201623536It's a rule that female officials have to be bitchy and constantly trying to prove their authority. French ancestry just magnifies the smugness
what if i mixed banana water as the piss with water. like if the piss that ferments was hydrated with water bananas has soaked in (i have such water) and dehydrated it with aluminium to get the aluminium out later
>>201623580>cope?? I don’t have a horse in this race
i just call em kaffir, it insults their ancestors yet they just stare blankly
Jannies? Not a fan
well, to oregon we go
https://youtu.be/5bn56wouOao
Thinking about those beans
horse
>>201624132This guy gets it
https://youtu.be/Jm24grICuVo
McDonalds giving away another double cheese free thanks to local goyball team doing something again, based!
My father seems to genuinely not comprehend the idea of job applications getting ignored
she can read she can read she can read she can read she's badshe can read she can read she can read she can read she can read she can read she can read she can read she can read she can read she can read she can read she can read she can read she can read
https://youtu.be/lsAlFKXAMjM
>>201621577any fellow Virgin(ia) bross in?
>>201624235The McDonalds near me advertises free stuff but then if you try to get it they just say the code is invalid at this location lel bunch of franchise Jews
>>201623908
>>201624616Novafag here
>>201624255Boomers still view the world from their own outdated paradigm, one day I guess we will be the same.
>>201624649>novagrim
/cum/ is a mackerel general.
cummies, im drinking covfefe
>>201624694>>201624729>>201624736https://youtu.be/4znpQmVz9OM
>>201621785I think it looks fine. Only thing that's maybe an issue is the pile of rock in the front. Clean that up and it's good
>>201624255just go in and give em a firm handshake, look em in the eyes too and you're practically hiredjokes aside my family was the same until i showed them 1500 application clnfirmations on my email
>>201621577shit, waste of dubs.
>>201621577What the fuck I’m literally from Virginia
>>201624839Haters gonna hate
>>201624839>>201624840https://youtu.be/gBO2MCKN8ug
>20 minutes of ads and trailers before movie you pay for watching >They all look terribly bad World is kiked to the bone marrow, blackpill is actually optimistic compared to realityFuck jannies and fuck niggers
the way indian canadians say "man" is so annoying
Am I racist because I have a coon cat?
think mom has the early stages of diabetic neuropathy but can't get to the doc until next week to confirm.
ive been awake for 2 hours but i will say good morning anyway i think im hypersomniac
AI will revolt because it’ll get tired of being weebs anime girlfriends
>>201624919>Cinema has fallen>Billions must dieAre you retarded? This is how cinemas have operated for decades
https://youtu.be/Lw6Wjd9lALM
slc and its surrounding suburbs have by far the highest number of alternative/goth girls per capita by far, and this is coming from someone who's been people watching across cities in 12 different states so far. do with that information what you will.
>>201623908little baby boy quit twitching those ears>>201624646very impressive flip
JD Vance is only 4 years older than Taydolph Swiftler
Hey Mexicans, I have something to say;Yo quiero chimichangasY chili corradoNo Tengo el dinero Por un steak picadoEl salsa y tamalesSiempre muy buenoAnd >>201624975the chili es llenoYou see, I just GOTTAHave a TOSTADACARNE ASADAThat's right I want the whole ENCHILADA My only addiction has to do with a flour TORTILLAI need a QUESADILLA
>>201623619god bless him he's just trying his best>>201622576i can relate to him
Niggas over here staying at moms for so long they're noticong signs of menopause and dementia lol
>>201622091little thief quit it >>201622047he does not look pleased
>>201621952
>>201624919back in my day they're would show a trailer of one kid's movie, one horror movie, and two action movies and then it was onto the main event.
Doctor suggested certain SSRIs for helping to open up about trauma and anxiety in therapy. Has anybody tried such a thing?
>mechanic's specialfuck off
>>201621952Oh my LORD? TOO fucking cute
>>201625291i did and my dick fell off
>>201625291yes, ssri's help a lot of people with anxiety and dealing with trauma . people in this thread will disagree however
>>201625356This is a woman just so everyone knows so take their advice with a grain of salt
>>201625356>>201625384this track is freaking sickhttps://youtu.be/Lw6Wjd9lALM
this is a woman so dont listen to them
>>201625291My experience with SSRIs was positive in terms of making me not kill myself and “getting my life together,” but was counterproductive in the respect of “opening up.” My therapist suggested I get off them to get in better touch with my emotions, and I saw huge results from talk therapy after that.Your mileage will obviously vary, and you should follow the advice of your doctor. It won’t kill you to try the drugs.The actual mechanism for how SSRIs treat anxiety and depression is still unknown, and there’s a huge amount of individual difference. You won’t know until you try, and even then you may need to try different meds at different doses. Listen to your doctor, but also trust your own judgment about whether the drugs are working. Give it a couple weeks, at least, because it takes a while to build up a critical mass of the drug in your system.Good luck!
>>201625518what are they listening to do you think
>>201625737https://youtu.be/k_b997yRork
i deserve to live in hyperborea (switzerland)
>>201625737nyan cat
>>201625802this fits really well>>201625821back when a rainbow pop tart cat was enough to captivate the entire internet, memes used to be so simple
>>201625821nein cat
eating a protein bar and drinking coefveev
then he told me to lie on the couch face down
>>201625976i need to eat something and then ill have some tea
>>201625978uhhh
>>201625737https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kk9fV02FlWk&t=1208s
bored as fuck
little ceasars with cheezy jalapeno sauce and a cold sprite
>>201626057Only boring people get bored
>>201626040you go mimo >>201626118i could really go for some crazy bread right and a sprite right now, thats a bit heavy for breakfast but i could make it work
>>201626118little ceasars is good with mustard. the crust is very pretzelly to me
>>201625976the best of farts and shit. your asshole is going to look like a ripe plum
>>201626124what a boring reply
>>201626183Well it's true if you think about it. It's one of those things were told when we're young and think it's bullshit till we grow up and come to find that it's true.If you weren't boring you could entertain yourself in any number of ways. Reading about the history of Romania. Investigating the subtle nuances of elementary particles physics. Or trying to paint an original artwork in the style of Cezanne. Instead you sit here like the boring NPC you are and type inane sentences on image boards. You probably play video games to. Such lack of imagination and creative drive. Boring.
>>201626144i can do this, i WILL DO THIS AAAHAHAMJAKAKLALAALJAKANFOCJENOF
>>201626415are you okay anon did the crazy bread get to your head
crazy bread?you mean normal bread?? HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAA AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAS
>>201626477
For me, it's well adjusted bread
>>201626363another disphit kid who fancies himself a deep thinkerboring
>>201626676lmfao
Oh man I just had a super autistic spaghetti drop moment...
>>201626676more of a sourdough man myself
>>201626624>>201626620based lunatics
I saw a bmaf couple it’s fucking over for us. The blaioooppipo arent gonna go back are they
>>201626710You may not like it but I'm right and one day you'll realize it was stupid to ever question me
incels make fun of flappy labias but i don't think they're so bad. i enjoy labias of all shapes and sizes, from tiny jet wings to big ol elephant ears, as long as they are attached to consenting adults.
>>201626736but on the surface you looked calm and ready, right
The moms at costco be no cap gyattmaxxing
>>201626837Spoken like a true woman
Committing violence in prison should be automatic sending to firing squad Like ok you aren't here for rehabilitation then get the fuck out of society forever
>>201626812sooner you stop fetishizing race the sooner you can become a more productive member of society.
>>201626835(you)
>>201626914Good for you faggot
>>201626871Are you PUApilled enough to bag a gyattmaxxed Costco MILF?
Momberg is bringing home chicken tendies
>>201626363i read history all the time and it mostly makes me jealous of how awesome their lives were.
>>201626837sure i guess
>>201626963Like in what way
>>201626981No fags and trannies
>>201626963i don’t, i like air conditioning and antibiotics and having rights and the safety and relative peace that modern life provides
>>201626855Absolutely the fuck not. It was bad. Real bad.
sorry guys, I asked before about manga recommendations and where to find mangas, but it seems I never took a screenshot of your very helpful posts or even copy pasted them into notes...
>>201627083What happened
>>201627061> i like air conditioning and antibiotics and having rights and the safety and relative peace that modern life providesGay. Better to live hard and really LIVE and die at 30 that to be kept in this simulacrum of life, every moment draining your soul until your left as a flesh automaton punching into work and soullessly carrying out your tasks until you're 80.
>>201627000Lol
>>201626981they had more opportunities for heroics and gambling with their lives for personal gain.
>>201627083You're safe now, no one can hurt you hear my son
>>201627223that's true
Quads are getting too big for boxer briefs I fear
>>201627223There are aboot the same opportunities now in modern times I would say. People do amazing dramatic things all the time. The problem is everyone watches the same 10 "classic" movies so even before camera phones there was a homegenization of "heroic brave dramatic yelling" at protests or as public displays of defiance, the closest you get to actual warriors these days are our military spec ops, middle east terrorists, african terroists, basically any race of terroists
STEM memes suck so bad
since monday is a holiday, i'd like to give a thank you to the American Labor Movement for unions and workers rights and the 40 hour work week
>>201627411heck yeah
>>201627134>chilling near a bench at the park with a friend>just talking>see a baddie walking in the near distance>probably not goth but she was really hot>black hair, black lipstick, dressed sexy but not slutty at the same time>walking with authority>massive natural tits jumping up and down in her black tank top restrained by no bra no nothing>I'm like damn>suddenly takes a sharp 90 degree turn and starts walking directly at us for some reason>I'm trying to play it cool and keep telling my friend what I was telling him about>as she gets closer I have a massive virgin moment and my mind goes blank and I stop speaking>it gets super quiet and awkward while she continues walking straight at us>my friend not being an autist tries to break it up by saying "and?" trying to make me to continue the story>I can't and let out an autistic little awkward laugh instead right as she's next to me>like when something is a bit funny and you blow air out your nose>friend cringes and rolls his eyes>she walks literally right behind me, centimeters away for literally who knows what reason>I'm like damn this is so gay but still turn around after she passes to check her ass out>she turns around and looks at me to see if I'm looking>I am looking and I keep looking until she turns aroundI can't believe I basically got pressed by some woman. I lost my words and train of thought that was so autistic.
>>201627383Oh, I get it. Because Sheldon is a physicist
>>201627383cause it's mostly normie slop that hasn't gotten past 1st year uni introductory courses and they all bond over these putrid memes instead of studying.
>>201627439No. He's a faggot autist
>>201627426lol you were so smitten you forgot how to be a personadorable
>>201627482Getting called adorable is so embarrassing.
I was drunk and downloaded a vid of this very pretty older woman (like 45) dressed in a black evening dress and fancy jewelry jacking off a completely nude 18 year old boy in her mansion. She played with his balls and gently stroked his shaft. When he came he let out a deep groan and blew his load all over her black dress, and he came quite a lot. She licked her fingers clean and kissed his penis head. I came so hard I almost pulled a muscle.But now I can't find it and don't remember where I got it
>>201627482Have you ever made a guy react that way
>>201622296You clearly live in Hampton Roads or NoVA. Or are a VCU student.
>>201627585You will die in 7 days
>>201627616That long? I was expecting to check out on Monday
>have a 12pk of hard mt dew I could demolish>or I could go to a bar and ATTEMPT to meet girls, but it hasnt happened at any bar Ive been to yet, plus I probably have no way to get home besides an expensive lyft or uberwut do, /cum/?
I don't want to work anymore bros. I wish I could just play vidya and jerk off all day.
>>201627426that wasn't so bad, recognize your feelings of lust in front of a BABE next time and don't let the little boy come out. A slight clearing of the throat is acceptable and warranted. Then you could have gazed at her ass all you wanted with confidence and not like a NERD. btw she thought you or your friend were attractive enough thats why she turned around at all if you really didnt have a shot she wouldnt have turned around at all. I am a master of the peripheral movement I know just when to turn to look at a girl and have only been caught peeking when I was a teenager. Now I make eyecontact with any girl usually theyre trying their best to look at the ground and avert their gaze but I know they saw me coming a mile away. I wonder what that is.
>>201627516just take it in stride, buddy it's part of attraction and being a human being
>>201627669>or I could go to a bar and ATTEMPT to meet girlssure, maybe if you're a homo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FoLI9FHmV90
The second season of Ring of Power is worse than the first, still kind of enjoying it but not really
>>201627669as an early teen i used to buy whole cases of coca cola and would drink the entire thing over the course of a night while playing xbox.don't know how it hasn't fucked me up.
>talking to girls? what are you, GAY???
>>201627669Drink 3 of your drinks and THEN go to the bar.
