dreamy david lynch edition
dogshit PIG YANK edition
i'm not straight, i'm a gynophile
rooting around in the dirt for truffles
nude tayne
>>201641502Get your face outta mah face!We got a gambini rigatini ovah 'ere!Pooftah McGoomba
soon the entire universe will be american
Remainers are so pathetic. They think non-stop whinging for years on Twitter and impotent personal protests like this will reverse the single largest vote in British history
>>201641532people like you make me sick, touching kids and thatshould be locked up and the key thrown away
Just swiped left on 53 women who sent me a like on HingeMy ridiculous standards reduce me to a lonely life
What's an obscure interest you have?
>>201641558video games
>>201641548oh wow man
>>201641558I like geography!
only peripherally knew who mrbeast and dr disrespect are before, but now i'm enjoying them being knocked off their perch, and not just because i'm jealous of their success
>>201641571Typical crab in a barrel
>>201641558TranceKarateCyclingMangaSwords
>>201641558Safety razors
>>201641557You deserve the best
>>201641562Not really obscure tbqh>>201641566Same to a degree. I was fixated on tornadoes and similar phenomena as a child.>>201641585Based apart from manga.>>201641593Why?
>>201641571Physiognomy is realThat ugly fuck can never live a fulfilling life
>>201641598
>>201641581it's just weird, celebrities who are worshipped by zoomers cropping up and then getting cancelled in what seems like the blink of an eye
>>201641557Done yourself out of a good shagging.
>>201641598JJBA up to early part 5 is like early BatmanThe panels are fucking wild
>twitter banned in brazil and users accessing it through a VPN face fines of $8k a dayhhahaha the underaged brazil poster is in the absolute mud
>>201641612You've humiliated me on a public forum. Well done.
>>201641600which one are you referring tothey're both extremely tall btw
>mudFOY
What is the biggest piece of construction or handy work you have ever done?
>>201641620What's JoJo about? Will probably never look at it but it's the only anime/manga thing that looks interesting.
>>201641663It's about jo mama haha
>>201641659made a clock in dt once
>>201641632shall enjoy posting links to tweets he'll never be able to see
watering my poo and turning it into mud
>>201641659New roof
I seemed cool at first
Oh no, not being able to go on twitter, noooo
>>201641672Alright that's twice you need to back the fuck off now.
get behind me satan
rewatching the man who wasn't there (2001)seeing james gandolfini playing not tony soprano is a rare treat, as is watchingteenage scarlett johanssen attempt to give a middle aged man an unwanted blowjob
>>201641663It gets crazy. At first it's just like fist of the north star with crazy spirit powers then they get "stands" which are powerful spirits possessing them. It's really interesting until the gimmick wears thin amidst part 5They even reference Japanese horror elements from the manga Battle Royale. That and Parasyte are beyond kino gigachadfeed
>>201641716leave it on X yeah
>>201641649Mr. Beast with his disgusting bug eyes off the sides of his head obviously. I don't know who dr faggot is
>It gets crazy. At first it's just like fist of the north star with crazy spirit powers then they get "stands" which are powerful spirits possessing them. It's really interesting until the gimmick wears thin amidst part 5>They even reference Japanese horror elements from the manga Battle Royale. That and Parasyte are beyond kino gigachadfeed
>>201641734Bizarre that we all get beamed the same tweets at the same time. Is your feed also full of unprompted Indian and Jew hatred?
can't get on ticketmaster
At the time, Jesus’ stern reprimand did not make sense to Peter. However, Jesus’ indictment presents a profound message for us. We can easily see that Peter had the wrong perspective of God’s plan for Christ’s suffering and death. But we must also see how easily we can become an unwitting spokesperson for Satan. This is especially true when we lose sight of God’s plan for us. This comes about when our focus is on our careers, our possessions, our security, and the things of the world rather than upon sacrifice and service and the proclaiming of God’s message. When Peter’s focus shifted to his own desires and plans, Jesus rebuked him in order to get him back on track. May our focus always be on God and His plans, that we may never experience a similar rebuke from our Lord.
>>201641747i wouldn't say he's handsome but he doesn't really have an offensive face either
>>201641753You might care once you start reading battle royale and see all the gore and desperate antics. It's a hidden classic.
>>201641663> it's the only anime/manga thing that looks interesting.horrific tastecan tell you with authority jojo is firmly mid as well
>>201641756no it's full of Oasis
>>201641756>unprompted
>>201641693You're a habitual boundary stepper
>>201641747His weird beaver smile is worse.>>201641767He does.
>>201641767He's got orb eyes and weak eyebrowsHe's fucking grossWomen like hunter eyes
girl wanted me to record a send her her kareoke performance last night which i didjust watched it back and its fucking awful and cringe, don't know why youd want a recording of it
this is my world today
>>201641807i really don't see it tbf, he just looks normal to me>>201641809autism
>>201641809>>201641807You guys are like women nitpicking every part of someone's appearance
>>201641785The first few volumes focus on the art and the aspect of being original. It only gets shit later like all classic anime, one piece, Naruto, DBZ, they all had their moments but overstayed their welcome. Gotta focus on the good. They can't all be Bebop
>>201641825State
>wanted me to record a send her her
>>201641709You should watch the one with Nicholas cage and the snuff films. He's in that too. Good movie
On the toilet having a big stinky poo
>>201641830>>201641833Gigantic eyeballs are fucking gross
>>201641791I get that as well. The only curated posts I see are about my football team.>>201641797Unprompted because I don't look for stuff like that but not unwarranted.
>>201641858T. Xhiao
>>201641825in english please
>>201641809>>201641858
>>201641876NahMy iris to eyeball ratio is perfection
>>201641867You're football team yeah witch position do you play? Left back yeah left back in the changing room more like haha ;)
What's with autistic people and posting their eyes on 4chan
>>201641724I saw the Battle Royale film which I thought was good.>>201641785Well I wouldn't know anyway. The only anime things I've watched are a bit of AOT and Initial D.
>>201641901>defending a millionaire He doesn't have to looksmaxHe can just flash his moneyHe is an ugly faggot though Proper demonic
>>201641927dont know aha
>>201641940I'm not having a go at you. Just wanted an excuse to use that image. Sorry!
>>201641927inflated egos + no attention from anyone irl = annoying dickheads on 4chan
hello you autistic feral rodent creatures
>>201641935The manga mogs it Can't even watch the film the manga was so good
>>201641965g'day
>>201641960You have my eyebrows except mines are slightly better. Similar eyes as well.
>>201641965*waves manky mangy claw*
>>201641927>>201641962Mogging a multi-millionaire feels good. Fuck him.I could YouTubeI could YouTube any day Just watch me.
women only need bfs and husbands so they have someone to zip up their dresses
>>201642003Did you see my apology post? >>201641961
>>201641960Good eye to eyeball ratioGigantic fucking eyeballs which dwarf the iris aren't human
>>201641991ahlan wa sahlan ya habibi
>>201642021Not bad to have a lot of white on the sides thoughever. You just don't want scleral show.
>>201642020I forgive you
finished watching this red eye film finallyits not very good
should we meet for whiskey and cigars tonight?
right well my cock has just exploded
I'm not autism
fun fact : literally everyone of you got mites on your face that eat, crawl, and breed
>>201642047Mr. Beasts eyes are fucking disgusting though. Protruding fucking DS1 Basilisk shitIf you watch his vids you are CURSED
>>201642057is that slang for a gay poo and wee party?
>>201642075Very artistic eyes
Need this lebanese cunt packed and parceled back to where he came from
Morning is it? Time to potter around doing nothing until bedtime I guess.
>>201642070Looks like my mum
>>201642075pretty
>>201642075are you a girl? post vagina x
>>201642103start your goon sesh now and it'll be 2 before you know it
>>201642110your mum should look pretty
The /brit/ sleepover takes place tonight We'll have fun and games plus work on the choreography for the official/brit/ dance Been waiting all year for this!
>>201642119not even particularly claustrophobic and this image is almost enough to give me a panic attack
>>201642119fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
>>201642119what did he mean by this?
the 'loss
>>201642119DOH!>alright Mr. Burnshttps://youtu.be/tK69HL8XI74?si=OG7GGvylIiX97Zfq
>>201642119Faustian Spirit of the European Race
>>201642099>>201642117that's nice of you to say>>201642132sorry I can't, I don't have any stamps
>>201642144is diego going
Japanese fella having rice on toast for breakfast
tempted to go down and buy a chicken fillet roll even if it costs €5
>>201642208diego gets a room for himself with a camera feed into the main room, so he can do his "activities" without disturbing everyone else
A woman is more like a beerThey smell goodThey look goodYou'd step over your own mother just to get one!
>>201642213not a fanrice burger is peng tho
wonder how women feel about motherhood knowing there's a 100% chance that they will be the subject of infinite sex jokes when their kid is around 12 or so
when i pulled out my willy for my morning piss, there was tissue stuck to it from last night's wank. does this ever happen to you?
Mousenonce Pissa /brit/ film
>>201642270why do you use the same word for rice, dinner and goku's son?
had a coffee and a wank, heinz ravioli in the microwave for brekkie
Need an American gf with brown eyes
I wonder if heinz ravioli is more or less exactly the same as chef boyardee
having tea thsi rmonign fore a change
>>201642296on occasion
we are living in a material world, and i am a material girl
>>201642325comes from chinese
Big white cock for breakfast yum yum!
>>201641585what kind of cycling, road, track, mountain, something else?
>>201642425https://is2.4chan.org/gif/1724524171776281.webm
watching old let's play videos by sips, anyone remember sips? funny bloke
in a dazenot sure whats happeningpicked up a bag of cat food and brought it to my room for saome rason
Rorke Tuah
you all getting your oasis tickets then
>>201642515Road. I've done mountain biking and will do it again in an instant but nothing is as comfy as cycling up a mountain on a quiet road
>>201642325because rice=meal for a long timealso, toriyama is renown for naming sillyvegeta is literally from vegetable
>>201642418really like the weird fuzzy harpsichord-esque synth line that plays during that chorus
>>201642556no dont care about oasis
>>201642556no and blur is better
Just found out I didn't win £100m on the lottery. Was going to hang myself but I've found out there is another lottery next week.May as well keep going and win that one instead.
family guy in the hood episode 49
anyone ever tuck a finger or thumb inside their foreskin against the bellend as a comfort habit? got a thumb in the forey right now
>>201642621winning the lottery ruins your life more often than not
>>201642630Yeah I walk around like this, everybody does, it's so normal isn't it
Any luck with tickets lads?
scranning a dungeness crab
>>201642561なるほど、わからん米って何?
>>201642656nope non whites woke up early and bought them all to resell
>>201642656yeah bought 9
>>201642656The lottery for me is a 4chan gf who doesn't mind my wooing because I would rather insult her but it would be confusing and off-putting because I like her
>>201641502damnn that's one sexy brit alright
been with a girl i met on 'mble for 2 months and shes already talking to me about having babies, we dont even live together yet ffs
>>201642630yeah haha
anyone else careermogged by their gf?i'm a retail loser and my gf is in medical school
>>201642699BABEDRAW
>>201642699blog on you insifferuably boring bastard
>>201642711im a retarded incel and my gf is nonexistent
>>201642656...yh
>>201642734ain't clicking that
>>201642725just got to careermaxx the jobstein. simpleberg.
Love having filthy hard grunty wanks to these incredible romanian celebrity bimbos who are only famous because they look like the caricatures of incredible megasluts Better still many of them getting on onlyfans now and proper nudes coming out
>>201642699how old is she? women start going mental for babies around their late 20s and especially 30s
>>201642789this is false btw
>>201642785I just like having normal sex and relationships
>>201642785do you yeah
>>201642785Was just saying this down the pub
Love having normal wanks to normal things me
Was going to be productive today but got the hard drives out for some filthy hangover wanking
>>201642751opened it and it's a latina girl noshing off a big white cock
>>201642711this sounds based until i find out the hidden detail that you're actually a law student with a casual part time job. you omit details to make for a more interesting internet story
>>201642812don't get bigheaded over being a normal shagger lad of course the average joe looks like casanova compared to the typical /brit/ dweller
a pretty girl, in her underweara pretty girl, in her underwearif theres anything better in this world, who cares
Saints I've seen both ways.Hindus and Muslims don't want discipline, they want tasty food.The Hindu keeps the eleventh-day fast, eating chestnuts and milk.He curbs his grain but not his brain, and breaks his fast with meat.The Turk [Muslim] prays daily, fasts once a year, and crows "God!, God!" like a cock.What heaven is reserved for people who kill chickens in the dark?Instead of kindness and compassion, they've cast out all desire.One kills with a chop, one lets the blood drop, in both houses burns the same fire.Turks and Hindus have one way, the guru's made it clear.Don't say Ram, don't say Khuda [Allah], so says Kabir.
woke up this morning feeling really good, well rested and happy slightly concerned as I've not felt this way for nigh on a year and I do wonder if there's an inevitable crash coming
>>201642904nope i dropped out of year 11 and was neet for ages
woke up this morning, got myself a gun
>>201642955>nigh on a yearlucky bastardbeen idk 20 years at this point
wpiping my arse with kitchen roll againits like fucking east berlin in here
>>201642418Grug break thing --On accidentGrug discover he like smash
>>201642955me personally i feel unwell i had just over half a bottle of smirnoff last night and a temazepam
>>201642985howling we've all been there had to wipe my arse with novelty packet of union jack tissues once
fucking state of the porno industry, can't even find a single good lesbian feet video in all of pornhubgoing to have to be a regular lez video i reckon
>>201642985Good thing youve got going here brings a smile to my face
>>201642991That's how Ted Bundy got started
>>201643031Stop watching porn you degenerate.
>>201641558I like redesigning flags
>>201641659i built a 5x2m bus shelter thing out of steel last week, currently in for galvanising. almost fit together perfectly but i cant keep square
just don't worry about things and you'll never feel bad
>temperatures to plummet next tuesdaythank fuck
>>201642955same. slept 8+ hours. had a lovely brekkers soon i'll be spending the day with me pals listening to some good tunes in the sun
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c93pw69x770obrowns are physiognomically evil subverters
getting deja poo
>>201641924No such position unless you're in a wishbone formation in which the left back is halfback on the left side behind the Quarterback.
>>201642985>>201643013screamingonce had to use a ripped up blanket that I had in the back on my car and then shoved the soiled fabric down a rabbit hole
>>201643031the girlsway mom vids usually have fantastic feet
>>201643044TEDEDRAAAAWWWWhttps://youtu.be/DJ6CcEOmlYU?si=W0WpsZS0RCHrjihr
Worldwide, Germanic, National Socialism tbqh ladsNothing less.
If you had to guess, what was the biggest poo you've ever done?Provide whatever measurement you wish.
>>201643118just cringed so hard my appendix burst
always the same fucking jammy deano CUNTS who get lucky with shit like oasis tickets could’ve went through my friends list last night and picked out exactly who’d be posting ticketMaster screenshots on their story by 10am just fucking KNOW they just googled ‘oasis tickets’ at 9pm this morning and the first result worked first time for them and they went straight to the front.Disgusting fucking vermin posers sincerely hope they all die
was on holiday once and had to wipe my arse with stones there was absolutely nothing else in the poolside shitting hut
>>201643137swear i've had an unbroken 2-footer once, one half was half poking out of the water like a snake emerging from a creek
>>201642985Once wiped my arse with surface wipes that my nan had accidentally put in the bathroom and my arse felt like McDonald's Spirte for hours
>>201643144soybug
>bro you're like Ted Bundy>dude you're like Ted KaczinskyAll the more reason for brown eyed yank hunnies to fall for meOooo~ I'm gonna MURDER you!!!OOGA BOOGAfucking dumb sluts!LOLhttps://youtu.be/9BU2aZnR3-g?si=5410vhMt45hVsu0A
>>201643156 blog on
there are noticably more blacks and pakis around i must admit
Had to wipe my arse with the cardboard tube once someone had used all the toilet paper
>>201643156
cor imagine cuddling with a nice friendly femoid
>>201643156Seems like an odd thing to be angry about
>>201643180grown man posting his wehraboo wanking fantasies online
>>201643200stop noticing things mate, lest you be accused of being a racist
Might get a bidetAny bidet-blokes here have any experiences you would like to share?
>>201643200Them blacks had better PAKI their bags!LOL
>>201643200and only more to comecountry's gonna be majority brown in a few generationsinsane isn't it
>>201643200Your people are facing down an extinction level event and you're up at 9:$% posting memes about Oasis and dogs farting.
>>201643156Something about ticket touts annoys me, the fact that the problem has never been solved with all our science and fancy statistical shit
>>201643229
Just been banned from the interracial cuckold forum, fuming.
>>201643156>9pm this morning
>>201643208They cuddle with you You squirm uncomfortably as they writhe in ecstacySimple ashttps://youtu.be/b8kSxmK1kLo?si=GNoSwPUQ_7jeOF2t
>>201643223it'th fantathtic
>>201643223poof
didn't think anyone under 40 cared about oasis
>>201643243Your people were always mixed and you have living standards for anybody (who isnt a criminal or an idiot) which are far higher than britain's
saw wogs loitering about liverpool stratford station similar to the turbo african wogs you get in spain always loitering about, wonder if thats the future of this country
>>201643257haha what a spastic
>>201643281irish diaspora parents pass on oasis songs to their sprogs like ancient irish folk songs were passed down generations
got my weird penis out
>>201643303going to be looky looky men in town centres soon
>>201643284>>201643284>>201643284
oh ay, sis
took the bike to the mechanicthey said it'll be ready today, did quite well to not crash it on the way over since i'm hungover as fuck
>>201643342you have to be massively autistic to still find these jokes funny (no matter how true they are)
come again?
>>201643387?? Explain
>>2016432579pm probably is morning for that jobless cunt
>>201643417how is making the exact same joke over and over again for years on end still entertaining
Get the pakis packedGet the wogs waterlogged
>>201643484It's not a joke. Explain what you mean.
>>201643215you know I’m right though the universe is absolutely not random and these ‘people’ are handed the easy route in life all the time
when i lived in bath about 10 years ago there were no pakis at all. i wonder if it's changed now
Showered and washing my bedding.Hoping to trick myself into being a functional human being.
>>201643511you'd have to imagine that pakis would stay as far away as possible from a bath
dark fruits weather this
>>201643539fr fr meant to be going to a park
>>201643539only dark fruit round here is you
woah howd that happen i didnt put him therecute though isnt he
afnhk uaaen dnvaa igevv oslye
>>201643502Maybe it's because they're not seething little gimps who think that liking more obscure bands makes them special. GOD (not le heckin spacedust universe) rewards then for being relaxed and normal and happy.Seethe harder you sad sad bastard.
>when i lived in bath about 10 years ago
Hello my beloved
>>201643592looks comfy
>>201643588not sure what you’re going on about mongo I wanted oasis tickets
The Legend of The Useless Tranny Programmer Brought to you by Chud Industries
the Harry Potter Indonesian covers are p based
deleted tiktok a few weeks ago and im GAGGING for some short form video content
Never understood concerts or gigs or whatever. Used to go to festivals a lot, spending the entire day drinking and listening to music with mates, a big event over several days.What's the point in a concert? Turn up and listen to one band or artist play a couple songs then go home? Sounds a bit shit. I have Spotify premium, I can do that at home.
>>201643723same lad i keep deleting and reinstalling it absolutely mental how mindraped I am
>>2016437362.6/10 bait
>>201643736Meet random chudoids and slaggoids to grug with
bought 3 oasis tickets but i dont really feel like going
>>201643736>>>reddit
Got bussy juice on the sheets again
having a look
Get 700 a month pip because I take oestrogen thanks British taxpayersWhilst I'm earning 4 grand a month you're on the breadline and I get to be a peng tranner
four eggs boiled
Fucking hell the bbc are using the global majority term, it's insane how much everyone hates white british people including other white people
>>201643852Spaino
horrible farty poo on the cards
>>201643877Taking the piss a bit
>>201642781this gennie is the only one where i see people use the somethingberg meme like this, is this a common way to meme about jews in the uk since other 4chan antisemites outside this general don't use it like this
underpants are not smelling pleasant this morning
>>201643955FOY
Heard that David Lunch refuses to give money to the homeless,
>>201643955TRA-LA-LAWWWAWWWSHEIT STANK NIGGA
Business idea: Force all the immigrants to take estrogen and transition. Reduces violence and makes them more in tune to the British way of life
>>201643886
>>201643886The B B Chttps://is2.4chan.org/gif/1724524171776281.webm
>>201644004phenomenal idea id house them myself
The BBC are Judeo-Tarq-Liberals who oppose the racial spirit of National Socialism.
>>201643951I do not use the rest of 4chan
im trans
>>201644004pump all non-pork meats full of estrogen then
four eggs: down the hatchpiss: takengerman nationalism: on the rise
im anon
are your parents married /brit/?
>>201644036posted in the wrong thread like a mongalways a danger with having brit in the title
>>201644033
>>201644069alri anon
Actually they send me dreams about murdering people where I'm always seconds away from getting caught
>>201644036matey thinks hes in brit
Life would be objectively better if we deported all the immigrants and returned to a patriarchy and, deep down, leftypol knows and hates this.
Lots of sex dreams>good goy, fuck the succubus goyim!Becoming possessed later is so great too Imagine just feeling normal and a wave of evil energy falls over you
Yeah, you're not deeply mentally ill. It's le Jews shooting sex lasers in your brain lol.
>>201643989they should have shuttled some fentanyl down there attached a winch to his legs and yanked him out regardless of how many bones it broke i could have saved him
Wouldn't mind someone shooting me with a sex laser
>>201644284>pew pew(that was the gay sex laser)
>>201644298Nooo haha not the gay sex laser aha x
waiting for me sausages to defrost
>>201644254Only habbens when I sleep next to my phoneSex dreams, murder dreams, religious dreams in that order.They have the technology, goy
>>201644334>>201644334>>201644334
When she gives you that nuttyputty
