RIP fatboy slim
um you can't post peters
Reform is kinda based i might vote for them in 2029
>>201655761oasis were always crap you spaz
>>201655761Serves you right for having terrible taste
>>201655760fuck off
>>201655732toby
jan on the ropes
Japanese fella playing with his Tamagotchi in the bath
tits that are too small or big are grim
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOBwqTFWmHA;_;
>>201655807what? it's real https://www.dailymail.co.uk/usshowbiz/article-13799609/Fatman-Scoop-DIES-53-collapsing-stage-Connecticut.html
>Fatman>"His cause of death is currently unknown"
Absolutely loving my KEF LS50 Meta loudspeakers, Designed and Engineered in the UK, Made in China
Family Guy is painfully unfunny. Anti-comedy.
>>201655761me after mum texted me it's kentucky fried cat for dindin
I said maybeYou are a gay baby
>>201655866reddit is down the hall and to the left
estate agent turned me down because i offered to pay all cash. property is a scam to sell mortgages. they're not interested in selling to anyone outright
>>201655855really cringe music desu, sad what happened to these young niggas though
>>201655856>fatman>falls through the stage lmfao
>>201655865Filled with washed nappies
>>201655890did he died
>wonderwall whale
>>201655866first two series are good
>>201655903Not looking for the HQ to the Family Guy Fan Site
>>201655761Imagine the resale value of those tickets
what if instead of peter griffin his name was peter n*gger
>>201655866It is truly shit Jokes overly explained so even dimwits like Mousecunt understands them
>>201655922Loads from the weight of these fuckersWaiting for the matching stands to come in from the distributor, they should weigh at least 20 kg each phwoaar
>>201655909Best British band of the last 7 years and the beautiful eternal summer of the pre covid world died with them
>>201655834https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:European_Badger_(Meles_meles)_(W1CDR0001490_BD4).ogg
Me? Halfway through reading picrel.You? Posting poo jokes for attention.
>>201655866Let me guess, you think Futurama is funny?
>>201655925thats not funny. wonderwhale was right there and he missed it
>>201655842Does he reply to every insult? The 190 of Britpop.
>>201655890In great brit it would be two scotsmen
>>201655866its still really watchablemaintained its quality far longer than the simpsons did
i said maybeyou're gonna go and a rape a babyand after allit's the last train hoooome
>>201655732I am In line for a place and some black man randomly walked up to me and said >The only reason they put white and black against each other is to cripple the people>If blacks and whites united the establishment would shake in fear
mad we got an ugly representationBy European standards? Sure, why not.By GLOBAL standards? Are you fucking insane?Look at all of West Africa. Look at South Asia. Look at Native Americans, Obese Polynesians, monke South East Asians.Get the fuck outta here.Middle Easterners are pretty peng when they aren't inbred though tbf.
leftypol bouncing on his oiled up suction cup dildororke calling him degenerate while hiding his erection
>>201655842mike dropping trvkes like its 1945
The media are clearly pushing an Oasis 'psyop'.Why?It brings back happy memories of better times for many and they would rather you were focused on singing: "Don't look back in anger" instead of the disaster unfolding across the nation.
>>201655976These guys look like fucking fags. I ain't listening to their shit
the ultimate woman
Why do bad people shit all over decent people
>>201655842Ha ha .. Mike 'Porky' Parry won this round ..
>>201656021he did nothing wrong. can't be held accountable for his actions. he was high as a kite. capable of anything. responsibility is on his handlers and the women who gave their babies to him in the state he was in
>>201656055Used to think the same but then i found out they were actually really good.Same with some other bands recently. Maybe im becoming gay.
been posting on /brit/ for years and stil have no idea who mousenonce and heathermong and spaino are supposed to be
>>201656051Which band reunion will be their next psyop
>>201656056my penis would literally get lost inside her
>>201655842lmfao the sheer anger
Is getting a job in the UK hard? Right now I am line for a job fair because construction workers are getting laid off
>>201656112If the smiths got back together for a couple shows im sure that'll causes some ruckus
>>201656109mousenonce is pretty obvious but i don't know or care who spaino and heathermong are, seems like schizos drawing connections where there are none
>>201656051T R V K E R V K E TV K E T RK E T R VE T R V K
>>201656112the kooks
Just text the milf next door asking her if she was doing anything tonightApparently she's down her boyfriends house
>>201656051This country is now past the point of being salvageable. Everybody wants to see Oasis one more time before they fuck off to Australia.
>>201656148I could probably get a job by the end of next week. Problem is it won't pay me enough to live and I can get paid more for being unemployed
Currently pushing a Hers psyop myself.
dont know any /brit/ storylines because i dont read any posts. just my own
>>201656179I was eating my breakfast, fuck you
>>201656148its not terrible but theres too many absolute dogshit jobs relative to proper ones
and after allllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllyoure my wonder pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
>>201655890thats fucked
eating nigger shit
>>201656223lmao
Reckon my life wouldn't have turned out this way if I didn't spend most of my time in my room looking at glowing rectangles
>>201656214cool with you was a good song otherwise i couldn't care less and if you keep posting them i will simply become glad they died
>>201656223yanks are always eating
>>201656179i was eating fanny. thanks
>>201656051Good post
>>201656274You are wrong and hateful.
hedonism is correct
>>201656265I beg to differ
>>201656223>>201656179Could go for dessert
>>201656232I can see you there sitting in your room laughing at this stupid fucking joke while people are out having fun and enjoying their Saturday.
>>201656261sovl
>>201656299cool with you wasn't a good song?
>>201656035/int/ eu4 game is up come join
>>201656265it’s never too late to turn things around
Bros, why did the 90's love the sax so much?https://youtu.be/tYd64ATlUzM?si=oYb9lJeyeltWT6vJ&t=239
unfunniest thread rn
>>201656278more fanny with your fanny, sir?
stink piss
WINKLE!
>>201656317I can think of better songs, but not really my point.
>>201656382you're upset that i don't much care about two random scousers deaths?
>>201656330I'm too brain rotted and mind broken at this point, it's over
When can we go back to think and delicate women being attractive instead of these obese cows?
might create a fake zionist x account and reply to every protestor with 'cool it with the antisemitism' which since its a right wing dogwhistle will have the opposite effect of strengthening israel's resolve
you're rover the limit
got stripchat on
get him strung up
Is it all an act or is he genuinely a sub-80 IQ retard?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hillsborough_disasterhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aberfan_disaster
might go for one of those 29 year old women I keep hearing about
>Your race is stereotyped as being stupid and violent>Always feel like you have a target on your back because anti-black wypipo range from underclass rorke with no teeth to aristocrats>Attend carnival, a celebration of caribbean culture >Stab your own people en masseI don't really understand them ladsBeing charitable I understand being in the ghetto and crime being a natural pathway when associted with poverty - but stabbing your own people at the blackest event of the year and there being dozens of arrests? It's like they like the racism towards them.
>>201656112The Beatles
>>201656487has he really had that stupid haircut for the past 30 years?
>>201656483Profoundly sorry that he got exposed.
YOUAREANINCOMPOOPRORKE!
>>201656483How much to suck one of his moustache ends?
>>201656487its an act no musician could ever make it without some semblance of intelligence
“Get a job” and other unemployment “jokes”/insults are extremely ableist by the way.
>>201656487mad how common his phenotype is in the north
>>201656501Need you drawn and quartered
>>201656417Here's the hateful side of you coming out again.And the wrong part of you, because one is norweigan.
>>201656504there's a lot of self-hatred among blacks, I don't think I've ever met one who wouldn't immediately switch to become a white person if they could
absolute tuneagehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oM_9ca8hxE
>>201656562scrounging loafer spotted
>>201656487I have that same donuts boxset
>>201656546carried by his brother
>>201656584it's sad when you realise how true this is
>>201656584some of them channel that in different ways thoughsome become "uncle toms" and act all white which is quite basedsome lash out on it and have the mindset of "well may as well fulfill all those stereotypes if that's what they'll think of me anyway"rather queer
got the music on
TODAY IS GONNA BE THE DAY THAT THEY'RE GONNA THROW IT BACK TO YOUAND BY NOW, YOU SHOULD'VE SOMEHOW REALISED WHAT YOU GOTTA DO
>>201656573you think me a norweigian?
detest having to workwish I had rich parents or at least owned my own house so I could take some time off without worrying about the fucking rent
>>201656648>some become "uncle toms" and act all whitewhat, so they assimilate properly and become successful instead of being self-pitying? if that's what you mean by 'act all white'
>>201656596in terms of parasites on society, dole dossers are really the least of your concerns
Incredible news. The woman upstairs has actually complained to the council about my farting. I eat well and sometimes get really bad flatlance, which as anyone in my position knows, is a very enjoyable experience. I love the satisfaction of letting rip. Anyway, it turns out that in the dead of night it's more than loud enough to disturb her sleep, and she even claims to be able to smell it. I really don't see how they can enforce this, I'm just going to claim it's a medical condition and act all offended.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDMpSPZYZHwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDMpSPZYZHwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDMpSPZYZHw
>>201656697you should've tried harder in school
>>201656675How many CD players could you possibly need
>>201656715and then everyone clapped
>>201656675
>>201656495Aberfan means complicated fuckwit in Swedish. Pantglas is what you see on a container for recyclable glass
>>201656733I went to imperial, retard
>>201656761honeslty could not care less
didn't get oasis tickets because immigrants
>>201656584This is why I appreciate the vantablack hood niggas from the trenches that basically speak a different language and are still black muslamic nationalists
your player of the match chosen by our match sponsor is number 20, MOUSENONCE!
>>201656715get the beans and eggs down you before bed lad. give her what for
>>201656715PLEASE tell me this is real...
>>201656772should've chosen stormcloaks retard
>>201656772ah yes, very impressivemasters in wankology is it?
>>201656821jej
please stop talking about oasis, nobody under 40 gives a shit
I always find it weird how Paul Mullin looks a bit like the singer from Hers but different body type suited to playing as a striker in lower league football.
spamming/flooding happening
>>201656849stop crying your heart out mate
>>201656836doesn't matter, point is even earning £100k you'd still be working 20 years to pay off a mortgage so wouldn't actually own the house outright
bahahahahahahahahaaaaathe fucking ev
Hello, my name is Osman Gulum
>>201656849Don't look back in anger... on this thread!
What is a Wonderwall?
>>201656904did the man kick the ball?
>>201656896you’re a fucking retard if you genuinely believe that lol
>>201656821done him
>>201656872reeeeally??
sometimes i have to poo, usually i don't though
Leftypol huffing his own farts in his dimly-lit bedroomRorke shirtless at the Wembley gig singing Slide Away at the top of his lungs
>two tier keir is making smoking illegal outsidethis man is desperate to prevent white people from shagging so he can import more forens.what are you lads gonna do to pull when smoking areas are illegal?
>>201656926not sure which bit you have a problem with, my post was accurate. an ok house costs half a million.
>>201656998continue using dating apps like a normal person
>>201656917A gloryhole
>>201656896if you're on 100k before taxes it would probably take you 5 years to get on the property ladder
>>201656937Mind if I take a guess where this is?
>>201656972Mental how badly I mindraped you
Lads I need some motivational rap?
>>201656955same but its still an outrage how frequently 'sometimes' is. scientists could do something about that but no theyd rather ensure people who choose to be fat can take magic pills to be normal
don't know how i can possibly garner any dignity in the eyes of my parents when they used to change my nappies and wipe my shitty bum
>>201657019yeah, and then you've got to pay the monthly mortgage on time or you lose the houseso you can't just take time off work
>>201657047You can do thisUh
AND ALL OF THE STARSARE FADING AWAY
>>201656972Mental how badly he mindraped you
so sick of the old play chords with open strings on a guitar meme, every song sounds exactly the sameit was cool when the smiths did it now it's just annoying as fuck
>>201656998American tobacco companies will lean on the white house who will lean on keir starmer.
>>201656998how the actual fuck does a smoking ban equate to less sex imagine being such a brainrotted /pol/ runt that you think it's linked to brown immigration. Fucking state of it
>>201656998Not a leftie but this is a good decisionFuck smoking. Sick of seeing peng girls with cigarettes in their hands. The pool of women worth having a relationship with is a lot smaller when so many of them are ruining their looks with smoking and vaping.
toby is it safe to drink gin with cider?
mad how high rents are bad for the economy
>>201657103>how the actual fuck does a smoking ban equate to less sexyank in the wrong thread moment
>>201657052You wait for the table to flip - won't be long until they're shitting themselves
>>201657071kek
>>201655732mental that they've fucked 4chan up yet again
a piori knowledge is nonsensethere is nothing self-evident
>>201657052they'll be old and feeble one day, you'll get your revenge
>>201657069I wouldn't take out a mortgage I would just save up and pay outright in cash tbqhDebtslavery is grim
>>201657011>>201657069Mongo failed primary school math
need a mans dick in my bum
>>201657094Only 12 notes in all the world lad - you'll inevitably be treading over the same old ground eventually
>>201657071No I need badman ones, on a big man ting. You see I got a phone call to make and got no courage atm
>>201657189hello mikey
doing some absolutely grotesque fartssomeone arrest me
>>201657202Even within twelve town equal temperament tuning there are an infinite number of combinations
Banger alert >Banger alert Banger alert >Banger alert Banger alert https://youtu.be/Oz2z6SKZ9cs?si=3p6VdGtQ7Fn-zOjm
>>201657132They're all just going to vape instead mate.
>>201657046he's actually such a bizarre incel freaki noticed in a thread last night that some posts were [deleted] and it was all the belgium flags and some other flags as well, a lot of them replying to themselvesnow he's spamming AI animeso fucking weird
>>201657223see, a man puts his dick in me bumi'm his sperm bank now
Wish someone would just put me out my misery
>>201657219https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1724275114874594.webm
>>201657166you'd be paying rent during that time though>>201657213don't greatly care about foreigners killing each other
>>201657213rihanna died ???
>>201657242
don't know anyone under the age of 30 who smokes cigarettes
>>201657145If there is some sort of cultural way to signal you want to "shag" by puffing on a cancer stick that im not familiar with then its genuinely trashy and throws the whole breeding more point out of the window
going to cook soonmaybe when the footy startsquite looking forward to it but not as much as i'm looking forward to eating it
>>201657286Imagine if this thread were your entire life and you couldn’t leave your home
>>201657213always love watching people argue this is just the consequence of having a big gathering and then someone inevitably points out that nobody at gay pride shite gets stabbed and then the lefties get themselves caught in a tizzy cuz they can't question the gays but also don't want to admit the truth, so they just go "it's just... gangs innit"
>>201657025This should make it easy
>>201657132Smoking cigarettes is a minor vice. What about the fact that over half of British women are fat? What's the government planning on doing about that?
>>201657314asking for a lighter in the smoking area outside a club is a british mating ritual
>>201657313I on and off for a few years but I stopped. Nicotine pouches are better anyway
>>201657287screaming
>>201656706...yh
>>201657371when are they stepping in to counteract male violence against women i ask
>>201657363Piss off Geogussr nerd. What there are three blades of grass somewhere
bad mums with big bums
>>201657371ciggies are fucking stenken. genuinely one of the top 3 evils of the world. they are an unironic gateway drug.
Family Guy is based and Nietzschean
>>201655842Genuinely struggle to read his tweets.
>>201657301Feel like a badman just watching it
>>201657363Guessing Bend, Oregon?
>>201657371birth rates would go up if the birds were fitter 2bh
I don't really know anyone or go anywhere or do anythinganother saturday night in for me I reckon
>>201657381good thing its banned now eugenics in action
>>201657441oh really? would never have guessed...
>>201657398get the footie banned
you've got a minor vice ya fookin nonce bastid
>>201657441make some nice food and drink some nice wine
>>201657441tim (this is me)
Might move to Pengdu
thomas matthew crooks found to have asked chatgpt for tips on how to shoot a president
>>201656998the psychological impulse behind it I believe is just to crack down on wrongthink as hard as possiblewhen you are in the smoking area, that is a place that is free from the watchful eye of big brother, you feel you can speak more openly, say things everyone thinks but can't say openly in an office or wherevermaybe sounds ridiculous but I believe this is what is going on in their minds either consciously or unconsciouslyconservatives have the same psychology but to a lesser extentI am highly suspicious of the instincts of anyone supporting this
>>201657428
>>201657420Obesity causes more health problems than smoking, overall
>>201657276vapes are also shite, all these zoomer birds are going to lose their glow a few years sooner than they should thanks to the constant high doses of nicotine
Then again, i might not....
>>201657539obesity doesn't lead to ket.
>>201657539Begin with your fanily.
DID SOMEONE SAY A BAD BOY WORD?!?!?
>>201657431...yh
Honest question lads. I'm gay and recent experiences have really made it clear to me that I hate being gay. Do any of you know anything about curing your gayness?I know the mainstream say it's impossible, but I genuinely despise being a woofter.
>>201657420Kier should put all fatsos in camps
>>201657557but it does lead to diabetes which costs our country unimaginable amounts of money to treat
>>201657441If I was in England right now I would go explore the countrysideWould also buy a motorcycle and document my journey for others to seeGo
earth to rorke earth to rorke come in rorke
lel
>>201657343*shudders*
>Be a mediocre British lad >Get no pussy >Move to America >Get attention from every woman in sight b/c accentMany such cases, not sure what you retards are waiting for ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
screechinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETCNnl6i28Y&
>>201657523they're not banning sitting out in a pub garden entirely though
>>201657523love getting into an argument in the smoking area where you say a no-no word and some wee soijack looking freak tries to tell you off and he just gets rinsed by everyone else there lol
>201657580The deranged extremely mentally ill freak that posted this frightens me
>>201657597Are we going to look back in anger on this
>>201657539being obese is a sedentary activity smoking is often a social one and usually compliments drinking and drugs you're not going to meet your ketamine plug eating mcdonalds in your smelly bedroom
Oasis are gash
Apologise
we should all move to china lads
>>201657597idgihe said they're resold on ticketmasterukshe showed a pic of them being sold on ticketmasteruk
>>201657571Beautiful place anon thanks for the pics. I always had an image of that place of being an ugly desert but it's actually amazing.
really like films about big feats of engineering like oppenheimer, the imitation game, the wind rises, wish there more movies like this
>>201657613almost like its hard to immigrate here legally or something retard
>>201657617they would if they couldthey'll come for alcohol soon enough
>>201657692Ford vs Ferrari
>>201657692closetcase trying to pretend to be manly
>>201657680they're being sold above face value
>>201657680the tickets were supposedly £150but obviously ticketmaster don't play fair
>>201657692literally the first post I've read that puts oppensnorer in a positive light
>>201657692maybe watch one on how to engineer a good post
>>201657737ticketmaster is the primary seller. their price is face value
>>201657579ever considered you might not be gay?
>>201657692
>>201657771false
what's the name of that one song they always play at university ceremonies?
>>201657759Is the price static or does it change with a new ip
>>201657650dumb argument, obesity causes more health problems and costs more to treat, smoking leading to drug use is speculative and not relevant, I know plenty of smokers who are not drug users and plenty of fat people who do use drugs
>>201657759tickets for concerts are never the same price. standing, seating, executive etc are all different prices varying by location too
>>201657780190!190! 190! 190!!! Omg! How are you doing, buddy? How’s your niece?? Hope you and Aisha are enjoying the lovely beaches of Lisboa (that’s Lisbon for you monolingual toads out there). Autism can be exhausting, so don’t forget to take care of your heroic drug habit! Also make sure to buy a few more VPN nodes to stay posting, wouldn’t want you to alert the mods! Haha just kidding, man. You know best! You’re always so calm, cool, and collected, you don’t need me to tell you what to do. Alright, well, since you’re here, now the thread can REALLY start, it is always so boring waiting all day for you to show up. I know, I know, I shouldn’t be so impatient, you’ve only connected to about thirty proxies spam between then catch up with the lads, but it’s the highlight of my day so I can’t hide my excitement. Anyway glad to have the pleasure of sharing the thread with you once again, 190cm Master Race. Cheers mate x
>>201657794https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qn3aPweeZVQ
>>201657801they just arbitrarily raise prices when selling popular shows
>>201657780mad how talking about a character in The Dam Busters would get you thrown in jail under keir
might start volunteering again
sir "no smoking with that beer" keir
>>201657772model integrationwish darkies understood that
>>201657650>smoking is often a social one and usually compliments drinking and drugsYeah, because the average fat bloke never drinks beer...
>>201657780none of those are about engineering
>>201657811what do you think "in demand standing" meansit means they've taken a standard £150 standing ticket and stuck a £200 premium on top of it because lots of people are trying to buy it
Stop pooing your arse out
>>201657807ye because respiratory problems and lung cancer can be reversed by just losing 100s of poundsyou know fat people who do drugs? wonder what they also do during. Hmm
My one uncle is fatMy other was a chronic smoker
>>201657579what type of gay are you?
what if everyone in britain sent a letter to keir starmer calling him a poo barmer
>>201657901economics 101
>>201657692the social network was great
>>201657579punish the man who molested you
Poo smells vile, but arsecrack sweat has a lovely gamey scent
A succulent Chinese meal?
>>201657901>>201657939>economics 101 is having a monopoly and increasing prices to extortionate numbers because people will pay it
>>201657953that's another good one, yes
>>201657964Why can't you just be normal for once, /brit/
>>201657975looks like elton john had a wild evening
>>201657891
>>201657975Elton
>>201657975my succulent chinese meal is on the way, ordered on the phone, their driver, paying in cash, the traditional british way
Why are fat people in particular so anti-smoking?
sipping a moretti whilst I await hungerthen shall probably scran the leftover pasta
absolutely HATE having a chinky for tea
>>201658033highest risk of dying from second hand smoke i suppose
>>201658033Smoking makes you lose weight
>>201657891>>201658014
>>201657975
>>201658033https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4401671/>Relationship between Smoking and Obesity: A Cross-Sectional Study of 499,504 Middle-Aged Adults in the UK General Population
>>201658086bastards have stolen my meal
>>201658033I'm a massive fatty and do not care about smoking
Making the new
>>201658112*jiggles your belly*
>>201658033god knows, it's always strange watching a fat person trying to lectures others about healthy living
>>201658112Stop eating like a pig, it's that simple
Can't wait for the link a new with 300 gimmick (not really)
>>201658033I'm skinny and despise smoking and smokers. Stop ruining your life and others'.
>>201658127jiggle my thighs bby
MAKE THE BASTARD NEW I'VE GOT A FUNNY POST LOADED AND READY TO GO
might dice an onion
>>201658014will give this one a watch, cheers la
New>>201658191>>201658191>>201658191>>201658191
>>201658169have to ask why you think your post would be funnier after 10 posts than 330 posts
>>201657837Better than having to fight the webpage with vpns to get the price down more than half because you accidentally reloaded the page once.
>>201658199>>201658199>>201658199>>201658199>>201658199
>>201658157skinnyfat more like
