West Virginia editionPrevious: >>201640592
LIFE IS OOOOLD THERE, OLDER THAN THE TREEEEEEES
goddamn you mapcel
>>201657184frog lol
That last thread sucked and some of you deserve to die for it
one of the fruit flies is hovering even closer to me nowright infront of my laptop mouse touchpad
Why do you still have hope?
>>201657254I like mapcel. Seeing all the neat state borders makes me wish our provinces were smaller.
>>201657357
>>201657357My faith in Jesus Christ.
Grays Sports Almanac
I'm a jedi knight
MTN DEW!
>>201657357>I am with you always, even unto the end of the world. Amen.>Therefore I tell you, do not worry about your life, what you will eat; or about your body, what you will wear. For life is more than food, and the body more than clothes.>Consider the ravens: They do not sow or reap, they have no storeroom or barn; yet God feeds them. And how much more valuable you are than birds! Who of you by worrying can add a single hour to your life?
Huh.. this is too dark
>>201657679yo uwould probably be able to see her ass and pussy when she stands up in this. pretty trash
Anyone like Faster Than Light (FTL)? Real banger of a game. Hits the microautism and RP itch just right.
>last year of my 20s starts todayThey're almost gone. I've pissed them all away. Zoomerbros... Don't let this happen to you.
>>201657679Imagine how white must her bf be!
>>201657730
>>201657679I'd darkest before her dawn if you know what I mean.
>>201657679non white detected.
>>201657724Been a while. More of a Slay the Spire guy these past several years, at least so far as rougelikes go
>>201657730you are a zoomer.
The level of evil we're up against
>>201657730Happy birthday anon. I felt sad on my 29th and 30th birthdays too.
>>201657830>Slay the SpireBased. I play that on my phone a lot. Got to ascension 12 on Ironclad.
thinkin of getting some pumpkin beer since tomorrow is september and it's unofficially autumn
>>201657882>we're
>>201657812No I don't
I like films with Rosario Dawson because she isn't afraid to show her snatch
>>201657730Only one more year until wizardry. I believe in you anon!
if she had a white face there shed look like the briish wojack girl meme
>>201657912You're no different from the pumpkin spice latte females
>>201658000i'm okay with that. i like pumpkin and autumn is my favorite season.do you have a favorite season anon?
Too many people here hate summer :(((
The constitution is a meme
Deadpool is cringe and stopped being funny when I turned about 19
>>201658053>autumn is my favorite seasonholy reddit
>>201658205They jerk off to traps Argument obliterated
>>201658053>autumnIt's nice, the leaves changing color and the weather cooling down.I take all the seasons as they come, no favorite really.
I'm reaching the point where I cringe when characters in movies/shows/games say "fuck"
>>201658205ktim
>>201657882the 16 year old pablos in this thread don't care.
mmm yummy mtn dew cap plastic connector
>>201658226do you not like autumn leaf friend?
>>201658145>>201658274Uhhh, based department?
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>>201658095This. My appreciation for the warm green days of summer grows with each passing year
>>201657111he's saying that there will be false positives, not that people will still get away with itpossibly the only time that this meme >>201657700 was used correctly
I wish I was at the game at Mercedes Benz stadium, they have cheap concessions
>>201658274Same. It's fine if they say it occasionally and the situation calls for it, but using it every other sentence gives me the impression that it was written by a teenager trying to sound like an adult
>>201658274I cringe when people in real life say fuck
I’d like to live somewhere where it never gets below 15°C and never gets above 25°C. I’ve heard San Diego is like this, but it seems expensive. Tijuana must have similar weather, yeah?
>>201658412>he's saying that there will be false positives, not that people will still get away with itIt doesn't matter because the only point for those people is that nobody gets to own the scary killing machines People being denied on false information would be considered a good thing.
>>201657940I wanna give her half white children
>>201658468everywhere along the coast is expensive
>>201658530Yeah but Tijuana must be cheaper than US California
>>201658576It's also in Mexico.
In Mexico only criminals can own most guns
E-girl I fapped to had a huge hickey on her chest so now I'm no longer attracted to her Sweet freedom
^simp
>>201658594Yeah? That’s a worthy trade off
>>201658709Have you been there?Speak Spanish?
>>201658686Did she have a dick?
>>201658744NoNoDoesn’t really matter
>>201658840Right
can someone spot me $100
Hobomaxxing
>>201659079yes
>>201659093https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NN_xvE79iXE
>>201659165for real?
>>201659262maybe what do you need it for
>>201659270something I want but dont need
>>201659415how's 10
Hey give me $100 (USD) too. Please.
>>201659458if ten /cum/mers each contribute $10, I could buy it
America must stand with Israel as it takes action to protect its families from Iran’s terrorist proxy Hezbollah.
>>201659544Hezbollah has never done shit and will never do anything but we'll keep giving Israel bombs to lob at Lebanon for the laughs
>>201659544
>>201659655This image always makes me laugh
>>201659744based melenated squirrel
I love how I have to keep going into task manager to force close a program thats worked flawlessly for 8 previous OS generations
>>201659808maybe right click the program icon and go to compatibility mode to enable "compatibility mode for windows 7" or somethingnot that ive ever used that because idk if it even works
I shit like a hippo
>>201659852I fuck like a giraffe
Off to the raceI will catch fish
>>201659852How's that?
>>201659808On my next PC I’m getting a mac and using it to run linux and windows machines. Ideally I would just use linux to run mac and windows but I’m under the impression that the virtual macs are outdated and pose security risks (plus the new macs have pretty good specs for what I’d want)
Christ has died.Christ is risen.Christ will come again.
What if a sexy cheetah lady sexuallay harrassed me hahaha
>>201659984https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IHu_9hX9x3I&pp=ygUKSGlwcG8gcG9vcA%3D%3D
>>201660037why do you come onto this sinful website?
>>201660079https://youtu.be/APrBdP0bBJM
>>201660092The website is just a website. We are the sinners, and we are worthy of redemption.
Love a nice manzanita. Must be 6 feet tall.
>>201660160that's cope. this is a place that practically worships degeneracy
>>201660173lot of manzanita out where I livewhere are you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0o49haD3yec
Being 30 years old without ever having a girlfriend is demoralizing.
The skin peels off and it becomes soft as silk
>>201660200How can a place worship degeneracy? You are ignoring the agency of people and investing bad qualities in a place. If that's how you want to see it, so be it.
brilliantnow I cant even force close it in task managerfucking pajeet coders
>>201660231I am in the woods >>201660274Its over
>>201660274>>201660378Based woodsmen
>>201660378no shit you n*gger, which woods
>>201660316it's filled with people who take pride in being degenerates. you willingly expose yourself to sin constantly by being here. any good christian would avoid a place like this unless you want to larp as a missionary or something
>>201660487>any good christianIt's not up to you tell me what a good Christian is or isn't. None of your assumptions apply to me. Thanks for playing, and God bless.
>>201660037based
Alright bros, I've finally gone to Del Taco. This is my view right now. As soon as it's been 30 minutes since I received fluoride treatment from the dentist, I will chow down and report back my results. Also I think it's ironic that there is a taco bell right across the street
>>201660568>It's not up to you tell me what a good ChristianClassic shitty christian line
>>201660487Jesus sat with tax collectors and sinners
>>201660606
>>201660673Jesus wouldn't be a hateful bigot.Love thy neighbor!
If science made the world how come it is so magnificent and lovely? Checkmate lib btw i should collect these and sell them $20 each to east coastoids
>>201660728Science is beautiful
>>201660673but I did read it thougheverbeit
>>201660673I've read it. Christianity is centered around jesus being the ultimate role model. of course you're allowed to speculate on what he would and wouldn't do you fucking dolt
>>201660802>Christianity is centered around jesus being the ultimate role model.>>201660622
>>201660802Is there any particular reason why you're seething this hard? I'm not compelling you to convert. You seem to be frothing at the mouth with disdain.
my ancestors
The library study space is unironically becoming crowded with jeets and flips "studying" bullshit degrees on their Chromebooks so that they can "stay" in Canada. Gone are the days people came here to study their true passions. Now you are "weird" for studying something informally.
>>201660766Beatlefags are so autistic
AbortionChristianityAtheismGaysexTrannysGunsWomenClimate changeDrumpfBlahpipoJewsUkraineIsrael
>>201660950Jason
>>201660816did he sit there complicitly while they sinned in front of him? that's what all christians on here are doing. but go on with your larp
>I disbelieve in Jesus Christ>But let me tell you what believing in Him correctly looks likeok buddy
>>201660972Jason, Urkel, Spinster, Goshcel, and Footkraut.
>>201660939>everything is autismooof
>>201660870if you're not here to convert sinners then you're just here to sin.
>>201660974>did he sit there complicitly while they sinned in front of him?Sometimes yeah Peter cutting off the dudes ear The woman who committed adultery Judas plotting to betray him (which he knew ahead of time) Part of the whole point of the Jews and the bible is that they fucked up all the time and God didn't abandon them
>>201661026But if he explicitly tried to convert sinners then you'd say he's annoying and obnoxious You just want to run him off, just be straight up with it
>google problem>windows help forum link with the same problem>the question is ALWAYS answered by a pajeet, and the thread creator saying that problem didnt work
>>201661026That's not correct. Again, I thank you for playing. God bless.
>>201661094It is. which is why it clearly strikes a nerve with you
>>201661237Okay, what now?
>>201661310nothing really
>>201661093enshittification
just realized I still had leftover peanut butter and didnt need to buy more
>>201661569Can never have too much. Save your life in event of a happening
>>201658205I mean yeah I would rather not be attracted to them because they're a massive distraction and they are a net negative to your life, but jacking off is enjoyable so I might as well enjoy it
>>201661569Based and dementia-pilled
Anonthony Pepano has no respect for this thing.
ALMOST HEAVENhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqSPykG8i_gTAKE ME HOME
I guess Hiro thinks the economy is about to tank as well.
>>201661674>they are a net negative to your lifemoronic post
Man and woman—their union is the alchemical wedding, the coming together of two sets of seemingly contrary principles. The two becoming one.
good morning
>>201661993>goodWHO TOLD TOLD YOU THAT?The nerve, I swear
>>201662042every morning is a good morning it means you get to try again to have a better day than yesterday
My moms chinese friend bought her breast implants for her birthday
>>201662210quandale dingle here
>>201661937????????
>>201662103Is this real? It's so horrible I can't tell if it's meant to be mocking cancel culture or supporting it
>>201662210Why does your mom want breast implants?Why does your mom's Chinese friend want her to have breast implants?
>>201662200>You will have a good morning >You will feel goodThat's just what Big Dopamine want you to think
>>201662255
>>201662270its from DEI's newest groundbreaking turd in the punchbowl
>>201661674Simply based
>>201661865they are, this is an objective biological fact
>>201662363lmfao
Day drinking
>>201662392>31 in-game>released 11 days agohowling
>>201662484based
>>201662315dunno. i just know shes mentioned it to her before. weird huh
>>201662521that is pretty odd
>>201662454and how do you figure that? Being with someone you love releases oxytocin, which makes you feel happier. Not to mention humans crave companionship
Just another day in schizomerica, land of the schizos
I've started changing my facial expression to Oblivion NPC anger when I'm angry. just keep it in a scrunched up position until whatever is upsetting me leaves my line of sight.
Dawn of the Final Month11 days until 9/11
>>201662544That word loses its meaning when you use it so frequently.
>>201662536he's not gonna give you a satisfying answer he's just a gender war victim
i still remember 9/11
>>201662546>:(like so
>>201662546don't do this, I have done this instinctually for years and now I have a permanent chud mark in between my eyebrows that will never go away unless I get botox or something
>>201660600why is this country so flat and exposed, no matter where you go there's at least 60 people who can see you.
>>201662764Skill issue
>>201662727>>201662546I started sⲟyfacing to things ironically in real life. WORST DECISION I EVER MADE. Not only did people who weren't my close friends see me and not get the joke, I also started doing it out of habit and now it's just something that happens unconsciously. I'm not even sure it can be called ironic anymore. Whats worse is that I'll do it now in front of people I don't know and then immediately quietly swear to myself and get visably distressed after, making me look schizophrenic. just another mistake ive made to make my life hell
>>201662878Bahahaha
business idea: take woman memes (such as “wine aunt” and “the x you were warned about” and “the x of the y you didn’t z”) and adapt them to incel chud memesexample: “the cool chud uncle” and “the chud your parents warned you about”
>>201662939very demure and chudful post
>>201662939whats the "the x of the y you didnt z" meme
>>201663012
>>201663091
How the fuck is this dude still alive? Don’t want to jinx him though so I’ll say I hope he makes it to at least 100.
>>201657679She's also kinda fat
>>201660922I'm "weird" for studying my passion with physical books and pens and highlighters at the fucking library. They took this from us.
this nigga ahhhhhhreadin a book
>>201658006This show was hilarious
>>201663132love his episode of columbo
>>201662968>>201660922That's why tiktokers made demure a meme, they didn't know it was a word before. It was strange and exotic to them
>>201662764Not sure, but I enjoyed my Del Taco. I was lied to by the anons who said its garbage! It's quality fast food.
>>201662864what happened there?
>>201662864i meant in places where you can get a job within a 500 mile radius.
just sneezed
Uruk-hai maxxing to escape goblinceldom
>>201663382I know, I heard you
>Everyone espeake the Spanish on subway
>>201663382how many times did you sneezei never sneeze just one time it's always at least twice
>>201663449twiceI think someone was talking about me
>>201662583s c h i z oc ch hi iz zo o
>>201663478i always heard it was someone thinking about you, and not gossiping
>>201663376Plenty of cities that are hilly in the US, but you would say they are too expensive, and the ones that aren't too expensive, you would say are too trashy, and the ones that aren't too trashy, you would say are too boring. You are a rodent. You will never be satisfied. Just wait it out 10 more years for the VR coompod so you can hop in
As to be expected Vitalina turned out to NOT be the girl on the pictures. Still ploughed this broad like a mf.
>>201663678Was she Russian or Romanian or something else
did you know that polar bears and grizzly bears can successfully interbreed, and it occurs infrequently in the wild resulting in a hybrid bear called a grolar
> effectively ban chinese cars> us automaters won't release anything cheaper than $30kwhy
had a dream i was back in school and a girl gave me a piece of paper saying she loved me
>>201663712I did know this, and it's becoming more common as polar bears are driven south when desperate for food in the face of climate change
>>201659415What sort of bidya costs 100 dollars
>>201657184Soulful map thread.
>>201663717Because this country is a corporate oligarchy. We are ruled by the rich, not by our government.
>>201663757i wonder if this trend continues over the next few thousand years if the distinction between the species will start to blur
>>201663768its not vidya
>>201660274We have madrone up in Washington which is just a tree sized manzanita. Very cool
>>201663850That would be interesting, however unfortunately I think polar bears will starve to death before they have to change to become extinct due to evolving/interbreeding.
>>201660274i feel a strong compulsion to peel all of that off
>>201663909madrone goes as far south as the northern california bordergrowing up in oregon dads would tell kids about madrone monkey and hide stuffed animal monkeys in trees
>>201663708Claimed to be ukrainian and 21. I can't tell with hookers' age as they have worse habits than me and look like shit but she got a little btfo when I said that Russians were losing ground fast so perhaps she was russian
Do I jerk off, or save my testosterone for tonight when I try to approach women at bars?
>>201660728No way dude that shit takes ages to grow
>>201663933>That would be interesting, however unfortunately I think polar bears will starve to death before they have to change to become extinct due to evolving/interbreeding
>>201663959sovl >>201663909dont know if i've ever seen that
>>201663933bummeri guess they aren't very adaptable and pretty susceptible to foodweb collapse because their diet isn't very varied
>>201663712in french gros-lard (pronounced grolar) means big lard and it's a common insult to fat people
>>201663977Save it
>>201664073very nice merci
>>201664017alright then, $40 #amerigod #grindset
>>201663977>cold approaching in 2024does it work for you?
>>201663960the slothow's the slot
>>201664073in english, lard-ass (pronounced lard ass) means lard ass and it's a common insult to fat people
>>201664091It's hard>>201664128I've been cold approached by women (very rarely) but I've never successfully cold approached them myself. I want to try so that I become more confident
I dont think Ive ever seen madrone here
>>201663977Jerk off and save yourself the disappointment
thinking not jerking off is gonna make any difference at all is just cope
>>201664144In terms of tighness? Average It doesnt mean anything, the tightest one I have encountered was one of the biggest whores ever. unless they fuck rhinos pussies dont loosen out from sex
>>201664283It makes me hornier, and therefore more likely to actually try
Ootd
>>201664168interesting!
>>201664385> no spellcheckvery sab, mant such casez
>fatties>people
>>201664400why does he look like he's going to sell me something for that matter what would he even have to sell, i'm not interested in seal blubber
>>201664310what was the damage
>>201664439
>>201663620yeah that's true, the only city with hills around here is one of those leftover hippy towns with the 1960's architecture everywhere, very very wealthy place with some of the most prominent residents of my locality.
>>201664480The seal blubber is too important to his survival so he keeps that for himself. He sells ice sculptures
people tell me i have bad vibes
>>201664439please be civil, /brit/ may get upset
Drump biggest spender in history
>>201664428That's what makes it hilarious. Great icebreaker
>>201664524obamaaaa
>>201664480https://www.theguardian.com/world/2022/jan/31/polar-bears-move-into-abandoned-arctic-weather-station-photo-essay
>>201664554he's a long legged mack daddyhe pimps white women AND black women
i hate shaving my upper lip and missing a tiny patch of a few hairs right underneath my nose in the very nook, and no i will not relather and spot treat that area that is too much irritation on my sensitive skin.
>>201664554Obama is 8 years, Trump is 5 years
>>201664596Use a razor not a machine
>>2016646034 years*
>>201664498lmfao i'm glad he has a creative outlet that he can make a living off>>201664572i really enjoyed that article i know they are giant killing machines, but you have to admit this is a really cute picture
>>201664482250 yurobucks. Inflation is real
>>201664283It definitely does but the difference is vastly overstated. I don't gain improved focus or vast reserves of energy but I do get harder and shoot more voluminous loads, I notice these benefits anywhere from 3 days to a week after no fap and anymore time off I notice no differences.
>>201664572
>>201664603Dubya was also 8 and had to start two wars, still saved more.
>>201664724Voluminous is a good word
>>201664722still cheaper than herewhat was the small talk like
>>201664736me and who
Okay naptime I'll be back later
>>201664736>bonjour
my grocery store has offers to sharpen your knives for free but i worry that carrying around fuck-huge chef's knife will make be look suspect
>>201664842put it in a bag or a shoebox or something
>>201664842it's ok, it's not like police are gonna shoot you...
if you use sneed oils every blue moon I forgive you
starting to feel kinda bad for clemson
>>201664842There is a truck that drives around my neighbourhood offering to sharpen tools and knives. The truck is heavily rusted and looks like something from the 1950s, it's quite a sight.
>>201664950I don't use them at home, but when I eat out I surely consume them.
>>201664902where did you get this picture of me
>>201665180I'm a hacker
>>201665254>>201665180shit here comes the ban
>>201665005my alma mater
Spain = poor country
>finish shaving beard>prepare to clean up the hair>large spider sitting in it
why did /cum/ just suddenly die
>>201665415what did you do to resolve the situation>>201665419i was making breakfast sorry
W E S T V I R G I N I Ahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqSPykG8i_gHOME
>>201665419watching youtube
I always shave outside so there's no clean up
I genocide nearly a billion potential people each week
>>201665479She look like she fuck yankee boys
Selena Gomez's tits
>>201665488do you have a mirror and a sink outsidehow does that work
>>201665495That's a dramatic and scientifically inaccurate way of saying you're a chronic masturbator.
I am eating an egg sandwich.
>>201665510opinion on her?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Skouisrgu7s
>>201665661does a fried egg on a piece buttered toast count as an egg sandwich cause that's what i'm having
>>201665661White supremacy
>>201665472> breakfastit's the afternoon
mapguy do you wanna do the new or do you want me to do it
>>201665254Those are pancake titties.
>>201665731I'll do it
>>201665763ok and you're not just an anon playing a joke on me to sow discord and chaos right
>>201665785no
Map threads are sovlless
>>201665822He gets off on it
>>201665814ok good>>201665722i woke up awhile ago i just don't eat for an hour or two after i get up im not hungry in the morning
>>201664524>Warren G. Harding>-$2 Billion>Calvin Coolidge>-$5 Billion~*~ 1922-1929: A Better Time ~*~
mapcel... take us home...
>>201665842>>201665842>>201665842
>>201663933>I think polar bears will starve to deathThis nigger doesn't know that Polar Bears are thriving with these changes.
>>201663091We are the grandsons of the chuds you failed to not have sex with.
>>201665637I have a hand mirror and I use an electric razor so no need for cream or water
