New Bond eidh
got my dick out
Mmm
next James Bond should be a Pakistani man taking down white supremscist BNP-type organizations
not being edgy but people with dementia should be euthanised that's not living at all is it
>>201660787some proper english scran that
>>201660720I'm the person who doesn't think Margot Robbie is attractive, this is a 10/10 face.
Out in the west Texas town of El Paso, I fell in love with a Mexican girl
>>201660720>>2016607457/10
>>201660787cinnamon?in spagbol?is you dizzy bruv?
*looks at my crotch*Blokedar going mental
Charli xcx she's so sex
>7/10
>>201660807
>>201660813seen her genitalia
>>201660833alri spainwog
>>201660813seen her bumhole
Would love to scrunch up every yellow fever weeb on 4chan into a ball then boot them off a cliff
lorde album cover arse pic xxx
she was a 10 she had it all
>>201660721>eidh
>>201660720pic related is a lot closer to 10/10 than Margot Robie lol
laptop was getting blue screen of death every 10 minutes until i searched in google how to fix it and went into regedit and changed some random fucking foldernow its stoppedmad that
>>201660721jew rat
>>201660889Need that NHS not trident poster in my life
>>201660721he looks a bit like me
>>201660900they're both 10slove women so much
>>201660900you wear a fedora
>>201660915Winblows on a mad oneNo such issues on my laptop running based linux
>>201660807Minji and Yeji mog sunmi imo>>201660854>>201660869Piff ain't she x>>201660889Sara had the prettier face imo... Well before she got fat
>>201660928same
Japanese fella folding up his used tissue before he puts it in the bin
So sick of the internet and seeing ESL English all over and the misuse of prepositions Wish they spoke French or some shit. this is all Britain’s fault
just shagged a girl up the arse in a legallt consensual wayphwoaryoull never sing that lads
Why is it that trannies are more appealing when they have large, throbbing boners
>>201660942Yes but I’m not an incel
>>201660889>Lolita posterwhy do women like that film/book?
The lovely cans from 1950
uber eats placed the order at the pizza place 7 miles from my place instead of the one 3 miles away
>>201660941What's fedora about that? Most blokes would agree that Grace Kelly was prettier than Margot
Genuinely how the fuck is this a 10/10 face?She's a 6 at most.I'm not joking, I don't get it. Suspect you're all sheep and just notice the people on screen find her attractive so you therefore think she must be attractive.
>>201660942Yes but I'm not that far up the autism spectrum
>>201660956Sayeth the man whomst butchered the language first
>>201660968You coomed to too much futanari and are chasing the next goon
>>201660980Yeah I'm sure all the women who come round your shag pad are arsed what OS you're running on your lappy
anime
>>201660960what was so good about itdid you touch a nugget of poo with your willard
>>201660833Can't tell if this blokes 25 or 42
The lovely lichen
>>201660994whomst
>>201661043he's young, just fat and ugly
>>201661000>2/10 elbows too pointy, would not bang
lichen lad fucking loves his lichen
>>201661029Not an anime.
>>201661000Some people look better in motion than they do in stillsShe's one of them
having a wank 'n' a poo
>>201661009Silence knave you people taught English to Indians
Second beer down the ruud gullit
>>201661000You're rightShe wouldn't be out of place in a random admin job in an officeI wouldn't even do a double take
mad how he got arrested for this videohttps://x.com/karma44921039/status/1829780527886356673
>>201661000She's objecitvely pretty but I never really got the women who are described as "perfect" - Scarlett Johannson, Angelina Jolie, etc.I'm more of a Brie man.
>>201661085Meaningless reply. I'm not nitpicking, I'm making a blanket statement. Retard.
feel like SHIT
>>201661000that's a 10 you shut-in virgin freakif you saw even a stranger in public with a face exactly like hers you'd gawk at her and not forget it for ages
aff tae bed
>>201661153you smell like it
Why do they have pride or trans flags in their bedroom? Do they need them so they don’t forget they’re gay?
still in bed at 6:39PMI'm a fat useless wastrel you see
>>201661159i've shagged better looking girls, I don't think I'd be very impressed
>>201661130Can't afford a holiday but can afford a drug addiction (while caring for an 11 year old child)What a bastion of British pride
>been googling all the female celebs I had a crush on in 2009>they all look like monsters nowI fucking HATE time It's not even ageing, we all love a good MILF.It's the the botox and the filler and the cheek implants and gah. Makes them look 60.
The Nietzschean spirit of the coke snorting white man.
Mrs asking why I withdrew 50 quid from the hole in the wall across from spoons last night when I could have just ordered on the app
>>201661200>i've shagged better looking girlsyour world of warcraft roleplay server doesn't count mate
Can the dentist just pull my wisdom tooth into the correct position and like grow gums around itwhy does it need to be pulled out
>>201661159No, I wouldn't. I see people more attractive than her everyday. Sorry to break your mental programming.
>>201661153have a glass of water
>>201661200piss off spainwog you tedious incel
the ideal woman
>Sorry to break your mental programming.
Margot Robbie is mid
>>201661224who for example
>>201661246lol where do you live that you see girls fitter than her every daymaybe in the poshest parts of London
>>201661224MEW still looks good, PUTA home wrecking bitch
Ideas for the next vlog:Iron with me (8-hour ironathon)Ironing on a rainy day night routineI only iron dark academia clothes (no jeans!!!)Going ironing with my Bast Frand BlakeneyIroning UnJaded Jade's Curly HairKombucha sponsored my ironing boardNord VPIronMarfa eats the iron: an art filmWhy ironing is problematic; Amily Dickinson hated itWe should normalise creasesWe should normalise never ironingI annotate the ironing board without asking my parents!Video Essay: The Domesticity of the Iron in Victorian Childhood GirlhoodHarry Potter and the Fucking Bitch Who Never Irons
Don't mind me, just posting an actual 10/10
CCTV in every home by 2029.
>>201661231>>201661260cope, go outside and look at girls, Margot isn't all that and you could probably score better with a little luck and effort
Favourite Harry Potter spell?
Sucking me nan's bollocks
>>201661000she's popular, that's all that matters. normalfags will simply affirm that the most popular thing is the best, because doing otherwise risks making them look like a social outlier. margot robbie has become the popular answer for "most desirable woman in the world", so that is the indisputable truth in the minds of normalfags
>>201661297Posher people aren't more attractive you spastic.But yes, I work in a bar in London. Margot Robbie just isn't attractive, now go and reply to someone else. You're boring me now.
>>201661324Read one in a fanfic that made Hermione grow a knobPhwoar yeah alright
Got the incel porn on
>>201661296Cheryl ColeThis was before coalburners repulsed me of courseShe was so pretty on X FactorWhat a shame
>>201661324rectus femoris
>>201661240not enough space for it in your subhuman jaw sorry buddy boyothat'll be $1500 plus tip
I refuse to post in /cum/. I'll try to migrate to deutsch tho. Things here have gotten stale
>>201661335Alas, I suspect this is so *sighs*
>>201661374Don't let the poo hit you on the way out
>>201661350i just remember she got that ridiculous tattoo on her entire arse
>>201661361I wish you wouldn’t talk to me like that it’s not very nice
>>201661153The lichen. Get it touched.
>>201661348rorke
>>201661000Her profile and open mouth is peak>>201661139Cutest jewess
>>201661348all cave divers deserve death
https://files.catbox.moe/gpnkdk.gif
>>201661374you're not an airport, don't need to announce your departure
>>201661341So you're not only a birdfaced incel but a minimum wage povvo tooWhatever helps you cope mate
This behavior should be studied because what the actual fock. It’s so deeply unnerving to think that she’s twirling in her room in front of a mirror, fantasizing about being a perfect little ~Hermione~ prancing through Hogwarts…Probably journaling “oh yes, and here’s what I would do when I would go to the Hogwarts library, and here’s how I would be so special and unique by reading in the great hall…so demure, so mindful, so not like the other girls”. She is such a loser
>>201661305Flattering image you've selected
>>201661273ruddy nora
>>201661350Never liked her, she was always my least favorite member of Girls Aloud, I liked Nadine.
>>201661433You're very angry, why is that? Independent thinking hurts your brain too much?
>>201661321How would you know, you've never left your WoW server let alone had sex before lol
ground rent in unearned income and immoral
>>201661441She needs to be thrown into the deep end
>/brit/: we can talk about literally anything in the entire world>except politics because that's a bannable offencequite bizzare, aye?
+1 to my poo count
>>201661419
Lovely cheesy mustardy pasta sauce
>>201661475Define "politics"
>>201661350Couldn't stand her simply for the fact I'd hear about her non-fucking-stop, being from Newcastle myself
>Independent thinking hurts your brain too much?
Haven't got a hat image big enough for that post
>>201661419ooof
saw loads of fit trannies at pride and some not so fit onesmost of the uglies had the decency to cover up with a mask tbf
vintage wanks
Suckling on a peeled carrot
>>201661475I talk about politics all the time in britIt's one of my most talked about topics in brit along with footy and liverpool and art and women I fancy
>>201661499orange manhe lets starmer slander slide
Japanese fella washing his octopus in the sink
>>201661504Look forward to when your timer ends and you make another seething reply, pretending that this wasn't also you.
>>201661441DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE
Just be confident bro
mr krum.... the nemesis inferno.... oooooo!
>>201661419My pp
>>201661564start doing this
>>201660982becausr women are reverse-paedos
Margot Robbie Moat lyk Cargo (when) Noddy (drives)
Just watched the video where she announces she's doing a year of independent study, then writes some info about authors next to their pictures like it's a Year 8 homework project. Good on her for being rich enough to do nothing for a year, and then she can start her PhD next year and get another 3 years of hogwarts/Oxford again. But what does she actually do? If that conference paper she gave was so bad (according to Ruby) then wouldn't it be sensible to do some courses on presenting, or some on critical reading so she can learn how to craft a presentation? Why not work on the things you're not good at rather than just sitting at home pretending you have school homework to do. She has money, get out and do some short courses on literature, do an internship at a museum. This is where you really learn, by doing. What a lazy moron.
>>201660994corr source?
Would be bear jokes if the ruby poster got run over by a bus and his head popped like a water melon and his body twitched haha
Got my Rorke hole out
>>201661441>behavior>fantasizingFOY
Cooking toil sesh is done, cooked 5 pounds of meat stew sauce.
>>201661657>the ruby poster>singularlol!
mask off for amerirorke
>>201661564need a nerdy gf that i can bully and wedgie
>>201661638Finally an actual 10/10
>>201661682Those are human remains in jars.
>>201661622Hards times make the man (or women in this situation). Wasted potential. She's probably reads a lot of garbage
>>201661348Poor lad
>>201661441ms ruby...the bookish teabag...ooo...
>have a week off the gym because I hurt my back>feel ill and shit>start feeling the 'pression again and haven't done for agesIs exercise the only thing that staves it off fucking hell, I did go for a swim at least and will go again tomorrow.
mannersmakethman
>>201661698Neonazis are such utter freaksBy their ideology Turks are Aryan, whilst these people are subhumanutter weirdos
>>201661767Talking out your arse again?
you know they'll be jokes
Need a Sara Bareilles - Gonna Get Over You (Official Video) gf :/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUe3oVlxLSA
>>201661750ktim
>>201661797Oh FORGIVE ME for assuming Neonazis have the same racial autism as actual Nazis.What an ABSURD assumption to make.
my cum + your bumYou do the math
>>201661698i wonder why twitter is struggling to retain advertisers
>>201661750>he included the bar
In year 10 our English teacher told us to give a powerpoint presentation on any topic we wanted and I decided to do my presentation on race science ("anthropology")always cringe when I think about it
>>201661807impatiently wringing my thumbs for episode 2It's been almost 3 monthsI don't deserve this torture
>>201661869I'll include my fist up your arse mate
>>201661647true beauty
>>201661715Animal remains to be exact
>>201661855Because advertisers are 99% Jewish far-left neoliberal cuckolds
BWC
don't drink much anymoreeven one pint just makes me feel off for the rest of the dayit's poison innit
>>201661764you can have money and not be a gentleman. a liberal arts education is important
>>201661870In year 10 GCSE we had to do creative writing on superheros and every cunt chose some marvel cunt but I unironically chose a single mother struggling to provide for her child and I got an A*
>>201661886a bit gay, that
beautiful interracial couples
>>201661832Shoo
Catberg crying outside while l'm eating dinner
>>201661912Which book of myths did you drag that out of?
BIGSCOTTISHCOCK
>>201661962mean twat
>>201660889I miss her so much
>>201661962LET HIM IN
Top 10 bookish sex positions (from an Oxford graduate)
rightgym closes in an hourtime to get off my arse and get the stronglifts completed
>>201661962Feed him ffs
>>201661932>repeating the feminist indoctrination gets you A*ah yes, """education"""
>>201662019don't include the bar
>>201660889Looking as if she were alive, I callThat slag a wonder, now.
mumberg insisting indential twins can feel each others pain
What does the offspring look like if a white Aryan shags a Jewess
>>201661854what happened
Black men are all gay
>>201660790Give it 5-10 years and I can legitimately imagine this happening given the way it's all been going
>>201662019highbar squats with a pausehighbar squats with a pause
>>201661962Get him housedGet him fedGet him moused off
currant buns in shambles
>>201662132scrambling
>>201662132
>>201662071yeah? my mum believes in numerology i love mumberg but she's a bit of a dozy cow
>>201662132what a twatIf you hold ctrl and press w though that should work
What's the best season of Taskmaster?
>>201662132must be 900 years old
>>201662132a 1990s prank for a 1990s bandwe might be back
oasis were shit even in their "prime" bunch of lower class retards going mental for two 60 year old blokes who cant even singmad
>>201662132SCROMITING
>>201662178immune to all these pranks because i have a mac
>>201662132https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9oda-Pbhxk
>>201662204nonce
>>201662204alri thom yorke calm down
>>2016621815 honourable mention to 9 because rose is fit as fuck
>>201662181General consensus is 7
wake up, wank, toil, shit, wank, sleep, repeatit's fucking tiresome, I just want to have every single day of the week off work for the rest of my life
>>201662208how long will intel macs be able to run windows though bootcamp?
>>201662204Blimey who put 20p in you
Oasis are gash
>>201662076William Shatner
>>201661159>if you saw even a stranger in public with a face exactly like hers you'd gawk at her and not forget it for agesI take it your from up north and not London.
>>201662076>What does the offspring look like if a white Aryan shags a JewessPaul Bettany is a blond, blue eyed goy who married Jewess Jennifer Connelly. The boy on the left is their son.
NOW THAT YOURE MINE
>>201661029luv em x
>>201662242based rose enjoyer
>>201662224>>201662231>>201662257are you poor or stupid or northern or all 3
oasis were the beatles in that both were the leftypol psyops of their day as tories cemented their control over the state
>because i have a mac
>>201662242>>201662283Who is rose?
>>201661932We had to do a speech but I forgot about it and also found out on the day it counted towards our final GCSE grade.I pretended to have a nervous stutter and shook my leg a bit while talking about whatever came into my head while holding a blank piece of paper.Teacher gave me a B, assumingly out of pity.
Trannies fuming that women are pretending to be trannies
>>201661932kek reminds me when we had to write about someone who inspires us and i wrote some bollocks about MLKgot an A* as well
>>201662300baited for this exact responseplayed like a fiddle so you were
>>201662291except the beatles were good >>201662301rose matafeo kiwi qtthink she got fat since however
>>201662304never had a problem with public speaking, as i took drama at gcse>inb4 someone calls me bent
>>201662318clown world
>>201662188mental that this is allowed on tiktok
>>201662318>my gender isn't your costumeUmm
Good evening to you all!It is with great pleasure and a hearty sense of anticipation that I extend a warm welcome to each and every one of you as we embark on this exciting journey together in our British thread. Whether you’re here to share insights, exchange ideas, or simply enjoy a bit of camaraderie, I am thrilled to have you join us.In the grand tradition of British conversation, let’s embrace the spirit of polite discourse, witty repartee, and a touch of good-natured banter. We’re here not only to discuss and debate but also to support one another and build a vibrant community.So, grab a can, settle in, and let’s dive into our discussions with enthusiasm and respect. Here’s to lively conversations, shared passions, and the joy of connecting with fellow anons.Welcome aboard, and let’s make this a memorable experience together!
>>201661912Postman Pat's BWC
Got a spluttery arse
>>201662332i did not say they were the beatles in terms of quality
>>201662247>wake up, wank, wank, sleep, repeatAverage NEET's life
>>201662318>men cosplaying as women angry at women cosplaying as men
next 3 hours are key
On break at toil. I'm so good at talking to customers. Got the gift of the gab you see.
Anyone remember cokelad
poo
before I do any big project I read a book written by someone who did it beforechanging jobs? read a book. going uni? read a book. going on holiday? read a book. building a website? read a book.
>>201662320screechingI did a racism once to a black kid once and got sent to internal exclusion (basically prison within the school from 9am to 3pm)Wrote an apology letter quoting MLK and Malcolm X and made it dripping with sarcasm and the twats but the teachers took it seriously and the daft bint was almost moved to tears There's something in schools that fries people's brains.
ngl a biological woman with a cock would be the pengest thing on planet earthI'm straight and love women, but cocks are much nicer than fannies
>i took drama at gcse
Bought VIP tickets for Heaton Park and they came with a free Liam Gallagher sex arse GET IN
>>201661441Thanks for posting these.
>I'm so good at talking to customers. Got the gift of the gab you see.https://vocaroo.com/1mLZVFztoynW
>>201662415who?
>>201662415yeahwonder if he's managed to keep his big boy engineering job or fell off the wagon
>>201662428I honestly think comprehensive schools are designed to make the proles even dumber and remove any potential they might have
>>201662428>I was a teenage racist who makes up American history X fantasies in my headBravo rorke
>i'm straight, but <extremely gay statement>
>>201662466That vocaroo genuinely gives me the ick
>>201662466what a beautiful young woman
>>201662445straightest people i now did drama
Trips on, dolepissflaps
>>201662487>I'm a cuckBravo leftypol
Remember deskladRemember AlanRemember poey lynx ladRemember LuddersRemember BetoRemember ShaharRemember kentqt
>>201660721Why do British men have such massive bonkers, that where they store the beer?
>>201662510dont put words in my mouth put your cock there instead
>>201662529Yeah and Lucy Letby was a nurse
>>201662550
>>201662132not funny
>>201660808Banger
>>201662529>straightest people i now did dramaCouldn't be you then
>>201662132Vintage.
>>201662597alri Tyler
Hmm, a NEET eh? Alcoholic, obsession with slags, racist, oh yes I've seen your type before. I know what to do with you./brit/!
>>201662568Would love to have a go on these then chat about the mighty reds
>>201662632
Recognising patterns
>>201662664That’s actually illegal mate
/brit/
>>201662466fucking screaming
>>201662664you've gone and done it now, it's hmp wandsworth for you lad
>>201662664Hope you enjoy prison
Howling at the pic they chose
Already completed adventuretoil and its not even noon. Loving life.
>>201662718Why mate?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yv-1P3RBOdUtonight's watch
Business idea: national Socialist military coup
>>201660787Nice plate of cat sick, delish
Pasta in the air fryer
>>201662702https://vocaroo.com/1lY7xAXb1VfK
>>201662748Why he asks
rorke too anxious to order spaghetti in so goes for noodles instead
>>201662792Very feminine behaviour that
Business idea: Get them all wanmked off
>>201662718aka it's 99.9% white
>>201662823doesn't even make sense
>>201662823maybe he doesn't want a wog to finger his pasta?
leftypol adding the bar weight to make his press sound more impressive
Everyone! Pretend a random post in the next thread is the funniest thing you've ever read
>>201662856spaghetti takeaway is the same as noodle takeaway but rorke got it in his head spaghetti cools faster
>>201662884Uphill battle
>>201662884wont be one of yours, obviously
>>201662904Yes, because no one would have to pretend to find my post funny.
Spaghetti is wank pastaThe only reason people buy it is cos it's cheap
>>201662904done him
>>201662956>>201662956>>201662956new
>>201662849*queues up*
>>201662931Is it yeah? 4chan is the sole witness to your existence so fucking hang yourself you incel cunt.
