seaguls edition
just done a poo lol
lamb karahi and chapati ordered
Estonians are Anglos
>>201663000wog muck
wanking off my pet bbc
the ideal female form
With Usada Pekora
>>201662956>the quintessential brighton bender in the middlecinema
bradley walsh
Haaland with more hatties Bit boring really
Nowt wrong with ordering a pasta for takeaway.It's the same as ordering a Chinese with noodles and such.
>>201662985
>>201663000In korea they built houses without a kitchen
>>201663000ordered a good post, you ain't the lad delivering it
Why are Appalachian people so smart? Did you know that one of the greatest mathematicians of the 20th century was from West Virginia?
Thread is dead tonight, might just go and have a wank instead
arseberg ruining my day againI'm a puppet to his will dashing to the bog and back at his beck and call
>>201663011https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sa5tVC9bLHM
>>201663016mad crepes
Toilet paper ripped while I was wiping and got poo on my hand
I feel like there's so many seemingly-random-intertwined-story films set in Los AngelesIs that like a trope or something
>>201663040scotch-irish excellence
>>201663071love when that happens
got /brit/ on one screen and a book on the othernot been a particularly great strategy since I've read about 20 pages all day
lads i never ever gamble but saw a £10 offer where i got £30 matched to my deposit, i put 10 £1 bets on the city game and have netted 45 quid so now there's 75 quid sat in me account, is it always this easy?
feel like SHIT
As a black lad trust me, white women can't get enough of me. They say my bbc in my grey joggers and they bite their pretty lips. Cannot tell you how many pink pussies my black dick has been inside.
>>201663071>Toilet paper ripped while I was wiping and got poo on my handa common incident, should have invested in sanitary wet wipes
>>201663107You'll finish second grade some day
Yolkshire
>>201663076name 3
>>201663109it gets even easier, the more money you put in the bigger the winnings
>>201663109bang it all on Iga (tennis) in 2
>>201663123>As a black lad trust meNot conducive to a long life this advice.
call rorkes mum a gambler cuz shes going all in on BLACK lmaoooo :skull_emoji:
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1725128093080578.webm
>>201663135>>201663071spastics
Imagine how beta a black lad would have to be to post on /brit/ lmfao
>>201663123FOSYEG
>>201663016hack fraud
>TIL about Marina Abramović's 1974 performance piece Rhythm 0. She stood still for six hours and allowed the audience to use her body without consequences. They could use any of 72 objects on her, from harmless to dangerous ones. The interactions started gentle but quickly escalated into violence.>As Abramović described it later: "What I learned was that ... if you leave it up to the audience, they can kill you ... I felt really violated: they cut up my clothes, stuck rose thorns in my stomach, one person aimed the gun at my head, and another took it away. It created an aggressive atmosphere. After exactly 6 hours, as planned, I stood up and started walking toward the audience. Everyone ran away, to escape an actual confrontation."[8][9]worth noting that this took place in Naples, Italy begs the question of what would have happened if this was staged in Cheadle
>>201663123Spaino
>>201663184it not right
Image board not link board
>>201663155Night on earthCrash (watching now)Pulp fiction
turns out having a woman fart in your face is not actually enjoyable
>>201663184she needs BBC so badthat timmy looks so scrawny and gay bro
neighbours weed reeks can smell it in my flat
>>201663184Fucking dire pornI'd rather watch my dad shoving a shampoo bottle up his arse
>>201663184Boring, needs a real man (black obviously) to properly tear up her pretty little tuppence.
>>201663184Gross whore
spaincuck talking about black penis again
having a curry with no rice, just naanusually i like to go fatboy-mode and have it all, but cba cooking rice
>>201663184cockmogs me
>>201663184this sad not erotic
Ordered an air fryer.
>>201663252whats your ideal porn then
roids make your willard biggard
>>201663247>>201663252>>201663263you guys need serious help
Need a Tumblr gf
got the oven in the air fryer
>>201663197Black lad in our year had an autism melt down and ripped the coat hooks off the wall in the changing rooms because someone pulled his pants down before PE and laughed at his small cock.Reckon he posts here.
>>201663304ur mum
>>201663233"turns out"? pretty obvious to every non-freak that it wouldn't be enjoyable
>>201663184amazing how much femoids like willies doing a sex wee all over their insides
>>201663322>>201663123
>>201663304Amateur incest JOI of course
>>201663322Nice made up story lil timmy
>While his "ordeals" were largely about deprivation, perhaps his most meaningful was One Year Performance 1980-1981 (Time Clock Piece), where Hsieh punched a time clock in his studio every hour on the hour for an entire year
>>201663341Not all of em
>>201662929Great post.
>>201663362watched a video about this. Madlad
>>201663351bit based i cant lie
Miss the gammon uprising. Funny times.
>>201663173this post deserves recognition
>>201663352This was in year 8. Don't know what his cock looks like now. My cock was tiny then too so I was just glad it wasn't me
>>201663071That's erotic, not sad.
>>201663410Was a hilarious few days while it lasted. RIP my nigga John Honey
>>201663362Hsieh the patron saint of performance art
>toilet paper>wet wipes>bidetskneel
its not fair why can i shag a cute little thing like soogz
Katy in a room with the cronem, she shaking her bum and getting ready for dat thug luvvinlil timmy at home screaming at elden ring in his shitstained boxers lol
Terrible unfunny yankpostWhy do we even keep them around?
>>201663457>getting in the shower every time you shitErrr…
>gammontake your anti-white racism back to twitter cuck
What happened to the French femcel?
>>201663457just pull your pants up. its not like anyone is going to have their head down there anyway
>>201663492
>>201663457Yeah but you can't put it in your mums handbang when going out like with a pack of wet wipes, can you?
>>201663071*puts your finger in the mouth an licks it clean*
>>201663510her cunt fell out
Japanese fella eating cookies with his chopsticks
Business idea: handholding missionary with the toilfu with eye contact and kissing
>>201663497i shit once a fortnight
Me on the left
is special brew nice
>I've been in my bedroom for the past 6 years, i have never left my house or seen the sky. >I don't know i think it's more of a mental depression i have going on (...) Maybe i will go out again when i feel fully comfortably, I don't know if i have a mental illness, I have not asked anyone, i just keep it to myself.i love the strange people in the youtube comments
>>201663510She got an irl boyfriend and stopped posting here, it was for the best I hope she's doing well
Two sugars please love
>Mel c>Not a Tory>Scouse>Can actually singBest spice girl by a country mile
All mushrooms are edible; some once only.
no such thing as a femceleven the ugliest most disabled woman has a line of lads willing to shag her
>>201662956America is fucked>Need 22 dollars an hour just for the bare minimum >All it and fiance/tech jobs are being automated or put over seas >Most college grads don't have a job in their field >No one is hiring
>>201663624Everything can burn at least once
>>201663530>shitting anywhere but your homethis nigga isn't regular
scoffed a chicken kebabstill got a doner wrapsome monster munchand a snickers
>>201663584Imagine going out with a girl who shows her hairy minge to incels on 4chan
Watching Jerma985 TF2 commentaries from 13 years ago where he dispensed life advice over footage of him getting backstabs as Spy
our maddie
Kenneth Williams was an obvious bender and the public loved him, what does leftypol have to say about it?
>>201663659She was a nice girl, just autistic and lonely
>Jesus: If you get slapped, turn the other cheek. If someone steals your shirt, give him your coat. If someone forces you to talk a mile, walk another mile voluntarily with them>Rorke: Nah he meant the opposite of all of that>Jesus: It's easier for a camel to walk through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to go to heaven>Rorke: Nah that's actually an endorsement of capitalismI don't get people who try and argue Jesus wasn't a communist.
why did the eggs in shrek look so good
>>201663638Went to America and it did shock me how expensive everything is over there - food/grocery wise. Sure wages are twice as high in Yankland, but when everything is twice the price it seems a bit redundant.
>>201663584>She got an irl boyfriendYeah me>>201663659Probably never told him
>>201663510deflowered by a German chad
>scoffed a chicken kebab>still got a doner wrap>some monster munch>and a snickers
>>201663662Why does her belly look like that? Pregnancy?
>>201663651I'm a man, I'll shit wherever I want
word around the street that rorke's in cahoots with the feds
>>201663735don't knowit's paras so she might have burns or whatever
>>201663720The average brit making middle class income is better off than Americans
>>201663705>and argue Jesus wasn't a communist.don't recall jesus committing any genocides or political assassinations
this week's hitchens>PETER HITCHENS: Dumping Maggie's portrait shows us that Starmer was always on the very Deep Lefthttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-13799283/PETER-HITCHENS-Dumping-Maggies-portrait-shows-Starmer-deep-left.html
Those farts that filter through a brewing poo are evil.
>>201663594sounds like she could be irish diasporawhat does the 'c' stand for?
>>201663705Giving to the needy through charity is not the same as letting a government of jumped-up incels confiscate and control everything
>>201663638Still nowhere on earth where it is easier to make it
>>201663662Thigh tattoos are easily some of the worst, only back of the hand and neck are worse
>>201663821i have a thigh tat and a hand tat
Christianity and Capitalism are incompatible.
jesus was actually a radical centrist
You're lying to me! Stop fucking me about, and tell me straight!
>>201663767Absolutely retarded post, British engineers make McDonalds wages
BADA BA DOOP
>>201663838>i have a thigh tat and a hand tat
went to the pub had two pints of coors and bottle of becks didn't manage to get oasis tickets
I'm a radical centrist, kick out the immigrants and eat the rich.
>>201663821>>201663838most beautful polish woman
>>201663887confusing image
>>201663896stunning and brave
I'm genuinely part Jewish
get the pig arses throw at the mosquesget the mohammed cartoons drawnget the paki nonces hunted
>>201663903looks jewish + tattoos are disgusting
getting my arse in gear
>>201663940and what is your opinion on white people?
>>201663903>swobooba
>>201663891boringest blog post of the week!
Going out to pub with dadberg soon dunno what l should talk about
>>201663820>Easier to make it https://youtu.be/b6xoL76TbnQ?si=eJbcrtk06GvaaTDQ
>>201663964think you're supposed to sniff it not rub your arse in it
eight fucking cansthat's my legacy
What’s the matter, never seen a man with big balls?
>>201663993footyother family memberspoliticsthey're my go tos
This is my Dad, say hi to my Dad.
>>201663996you live in the land of opportunity wealthiest country ever to existif you're poor in america it's your own fault
How freakish are you on a scale of 1-10?
>>201663993philosophy
>>201664016me on the left MAAAAAAAAATE
>>201663865But became of cost of living they are better off
>>201664032piss off you boring yank cunt
>>201663993Whole point is that you drink the pints so you don't have to think about this
Thinking about when I got sent back to the classroom by myself in primary school for misbehaving during some assembly/presentation thing for something that the school had organised.I was alone in the classroom unmonitored and decided to wipe my cock and balls across all the desks and chairs for some reason.Reckon I was always a wrongun.
>>201663974You're alright
>>201664029Looks swedish
/int/ used to hate America and now you can't stop sucking us offmake up your minds
>>2016640321000/10 if you asked me before the age of 207/10 now
>>201664006jelly
>>201663838>>201663903
would you rather kiss your dad on the lips or your mum on the (fanny) lips?
>>201664076Anglo-Saxon are originally from Denmark tbf
would you still wank if there was a 1/1000 chance your cock would explode into pieces
>>201664115no they're not
>>201664112mum if she waS alive
>>201664112what kind of fucking freak thinks this would be alright to postget out, get the fuck out of the thread
>>201664070can't stand kids like you who had spontaenous outbursts and had to be sent out of the classroom
>>201664130nonorth worth it simple as
just farted so loudly it's got the neighbours' dog barking
>>201664115northern germany too
>>201664029Hi my Dad.
>>201664112proper wrongun you are
>>201664142t. kisses his dad and loves it
>>201664142screaing
>>201664030>Everything costs more>No one is hiring >All high paying jobs are disappearing >No one is able to afford to live
>>201664142First day in /brit/?
>>201664147I was sent INTO the classroom actually.
>>201664134Yes they are
sd card was causing the phone to crash and constantly restart
>>201664130I've probably wanked 1000 times so if that were true my willy would be toast
farted a bit too forcefully and disgraced myself. time for a shower.
right then
the recent purchases:grass sickleair fryerwhiskey glass2 sweaters
>>201664190Yes enough about the UK we’re talking about the USA here
need a chinese/japanese/korean gf
>>201664115I was going to say Denmark
>>201664222the fuck uses sd cards in phones in 2024 fuck off smelly poojeet
>>201664233can't speak to the rest but your air fryer will be your best purchase this yeargame changers in the cooking sphere
really want to try a roast suckling pigseen several tiktoks about them and they always look delish
>>201664142
>>201664190>>No one is able to afford to liveHow are people living here then
The first little spark of what would go on to become my fart fetish happened when I was around 12ish, babysitting a 10-odd year old boy. He was playing with legos on all fours, wearing his pajamas. I was sitting behind him and he announced he was going to fart, before letting out a nice little 'prrrrt'. I noticed that the fabric between his buttcheeks actually pushed out when he did this, and then retracted back into position. I don't know what it was, but that lit a spark in my brain that later manifested in my sexual obsession with farts. It was just so cute that I remember it all these years later.
>>201664231rorkes dar
>>201664190burger flippers in america earn more than doctors and engineers hereshut the fuck up
>>201664030>land of opportunity1980 called, it wants it's opinion back
>>201662956this fraud hsnt been sacked yet?
>THEY TARGETED VOTERS
>>201664315let me guess china is the place to be in 2024lol
*gives arse a fruity shake about*see? no birds are coming running throwing themselves at me, women have it so easy
gentlemen you can't argue here, this is birt
>Two men jailed over sex worker's ordeal in Bradford flat>Judge Ahmed Nadim jailed Ibrahim for 13 years after he had been convicted by a jury on charges of rape, false imprisonment, intentional strangulation and sexual assault.>Abou-Gardda was sentenced to five-and-a-half years in prison after he admitted false imprisonment, sexual assault, and common assault part-way through a previous trial.>The judge said the victim, who must not be identified, had suffered an ordeal lasting about four hours and he told the two defendants: “Each of you must understand that in a civilised society everyone has the right to decide whether sexual conduct is engaged in or not.>El Fadaidill Ibrahim, a Sudanese asylum seeker who had been living in Queens Road, Halifax, had been granted temporary leave to remain in the UK in 2022 after his asylum applications in Italy and Germany had been rejected, a court heard.italy and germany are not sending their best
>>201664296
>>201664306is fucking mental when you hear them talk about their salaries they have it so good its unreal
>>201664322>i love being spied on by russian-funded lobbyists
>>201664030truthnuke >>201664043Simply not true at all, for many things their costs are the same. >>201664190You could always move back to Brazil
>>201664080They still hate regular American people. When they say they love America, what they mean is they love to suck off the progressive liberal establishment to own le chuds.
>>201664356shut your fucking mouth you foreign freak before I do you in
Bumbledoor Cucumberage is going to degrade so fast look wise in old age
>>201664332China is probably less racist against whites in 2024 than yankistan
Just read an extremely disturbing post
>>201664364they all earn 100k+ and consoom at extraordinary rates then complain they're poor
IN THE NAVY
What happened to poor old mihai then
>>201664364their burger king managers are getting $100k salaries with health insurance includedit's just daft
12 or 13
>>201664421died of aids
got 4 gamma rays and 35cl voddy
>>201664421Died on the toilet.
cocky NEED boing boing
>>201664380you'll do nothing
>>201664444you got 4s alright
>>201664421Castrated and yarred and feathered. He liked the first part
>>201664322>we need to keep re-running the vote until you agree with the establishment
>>201664259music library
>>201664444guessing a mullet haircut and ill fitting tramp clothes too?
Are Welsh people racially inferior?
you know putin is kinda like darth vader when you think about it
>>201664339You know how men approach random women in public?Imagine if hot girls just came up to you and started talking when you were in the grocery store or whatever.
Why are transfolk so heckin cute and valid?
mate of mine moved to america when he got a job collecting trolleys at a supermarket. 300k a year he's on just for doing that
If you are born poor in the UK, it's pretty much over. You can become an engineer for $20 an hour if you try your hardest and outcompete the visajeets. In the US if you are born poor but play your cards right and work hard, there are still countless ways to get in to the property owning middle class.
>yarred and feathered
went to sleep crying and my eyes were encrusted shut when i woke up
>guessing a mullet haircut and ill fitting tramp clothes too?he posts smugly from his smeggy bedroom
>>201664508>Imagine if hot girls just came up to you and started talking when you were in the grocery store or whatever.it's just like my pornos
>>201664483>yarredFucked it
>>201664515Yeah but no social security net
>>201664522i grew up poor and own 2 properties one of which i rent out
mate of mine got a job as a shagger in americatheir blokes are too fat to shag the women so they need british lads to get them shagged
>>201664503Rorke slowly shrinking the definition of white until he has no allies left.
your future is in chinastart learning mandarin now
>>201664403if you think racism against whites is a hot button issue you're basically a complete fucking moron
>>201664421He moved on from 4chan He did the impossible
>>201664507Putin is based and has turned tens of thousands of European fascist mercenaries into pink mist.
remembering how cheap food was pre cost of living
fuck your discourse*rage twerk*
>>201664563wasn't rorke's drift a welsh thing anyway
Cor
>>201664592All shite slop
>>201664567it should be
>>201664566won't denigrate myself to speaking wog language, changif it's not a european language I'm not interested
>>201664587a bit like a sith lord when you think about it
>>201664360>asylum applications in Italy and Germany rejected>allowed to stay in UK though for some reasonJoke country
get the chinese taught in schools, get them eating lunch with chopsticks
have been attempting to go to the shops for 2 hours now. have made the trip to the front door 4 times but each time I think about something else worrying from social anxiety to one of my intrusive thoughts and it's prevented me from leavingI feel close to tears knowing that anxiety will likely be the reason I go hungry tonight
>>201664557Tried two times to spell it right but I have the late night coffee dependency shaking syndrome rn you see
>>201664592bloody hellmust be some strings attached to this offer
>>201664648just stop being a daft twat and go and get your scran
>>201664630her leg remind me of a chicken leg, you can sort of see the thigh bit and the drumstick
>>201664630
>>201664648i went to the gym and ran 9k topless today
>>201664630phwoarneed at least 8 inches to handle thickness like that
>>201664522[THIS IS WHAT YANKS ACTUALLY BELIEVE]
might be my best green lasagne yet
smashing my head against a poo
>>201664707pics x
>>201664689if you can do that with 'tating 'xiety I'll give you a medal
>>201664648*pats your head*You can do it lad we believe in youWe'll be here when you get back
>>201664650dont recall asking
>>201664421i actually work with him at a software company, never disclosed this as i think we all grow out of brit but he's alrightprobably just moved on, ladsonly talked with him a few times but he's actually alright with ETL stuff, smart guy
>>201664567t. cuck
>>201664623move to china
Reform: voted forAsian wife: acquiredIsrael: supportedYep, it's rorke time
>>201664751funny you say, I didn't ask him eitherhmmm...
>>201664738tf is tating xiety i can tell you're gay
Wish I lived in Australia to be honest
none of these people know how to punch themselves in the face until they have brain damage
>>201664725An ugly shot cos I've eaten most of it but you get the picture
>>201664780That's rorke-lite.
No point making lasagne when you can just buy a Charlie Bighams, easily 10x better than what you can make in a home kitchen
Gonna purchase a breathalyser and whip it out while on the lash to see whose the most pissed
>>201664807Look at the fucking state of that.
need help fighting the fire giant in elden ring on ps5 can anyone help please
snot and bogie lasagne down the hatch
>>201664857it's a triumph
>>201664780This just sounds like a caricature that leftypol wants rorke to be, very bizarre
>>201664861just ion cannon him
>>201664861yeah mate. send me 500 quid for a ps5 and copy of elden ring and i'll log in
>>201664807Looks like Elton’s been at it
dab precum under your arms and on your neck to make women do feral for your cock
tying a noose and putting my head through it and suspending myself
bogies
manifesting a poo
>>201664904Ewww
Thought green lasagna was slang for a gall green shit
>>201664807Does that have fucking peas in it? Dear oh dear
>grown single men living alone themselves a horrible grotty looking meal and then sitting and eating it while posting on /brit/god thats depressed me
this thread deserves a better class of rorke
Nothing wrong with a pea in a lasagne
>>201664861Stay next to his leg while hitting it
sounds like the young lads these days are boringdon't drink, don't smoke, don't wank, don't shag, don't even bash the pakisstate of them
>>201664958does look like snot. making me feel a bit sick looking at it honestly
do you guys ever lie down in the park and look up at the sky and for a second think you're going to fall up into it and grab the ground for dear life?
>>201664958Honorary swede
>>201664958looks utterly vile
>>201664953KAHTEEM!
drawing a picture of mahomet
>>201664861what are you having trouble with
>>201664958would
>>201664958Looks so fucking horrible no offence
>>201664958where the fuck is the meat
>>201664997*beheads you*
Beat Malenia in ER and haven't touched it since. Don't really see the point in doing the rest since she's the peak big fight.
maccieavellianly devising a poo
>>201665042hopefully running around a field somewhere making the world a better place
The game, you just lost it.
>>201664958Dare you to post this in the Italian general
>>201665063oh you're a woke?
Why did he beat up a woman in the emergency room?
>>201665050It's an adventure game, not a fighting game
>>201665063you wouldn't have cows and that running round in fields if we were't eating them
>>201665086Thought she was an Elden Ring boss
>>201665086to make me laugh
>>201665050They ruined that fight with the regenerating health bullshit, very disappointing
>>201665066Fuuuuuuu
veggies n vegans are so lame
>>201665119no perhaps you'd have another based animal instead
killing myself by jumping onto a sword in the museum
You don't win friends with saladYou don't win friends with salad
So this is it then. The final /brit/
>>201665194who needs friends when you have morals
>>201665129Couldn't be
>>201665141its to discourage tanking the hits
>veggies n vegans are so lame
>>201665202lad just give it up, this isn't good for any of uswe had a good ride, lets let it end on a dignified note
>>201665202bout time
>>201665194Kek
>>201665220FUCKING PEAS
poo
>>201665204"morals" aka someone else's opinion
i'm only friends with meat
make the new on /mu/
>bombs going off in LondonIT’S KICKING OFF
>>201665250killing sentient creatures is more evil than not killing sentient creatures is not an opinion unless you just really fucking love killing sentient creatures
>>201665271>>201665271>>201665271
>>201665212It's to waste your time>oh you spent 5 minutes taking her health down? well she'll just do some super-fast undodgeable combo and fill it back up again! lol start overfuck off
>>201665292probably just a car backfiring
>>201664752He's a depressed NEET last we saw of him tho
