Architect edition
I am tormented by bitter regret at never having experienced the love of a woman
tried asking in /ita/ but i guess they're more into anime than food
>>201665271why wouldn't you just let it die
just done a cum
i am tormented by little imps that tug on my hair, ears, nipples and bite my toes
Fleur DelacourGoblet of Fire
>>201665322All the foreign language generals are yanks LARPing
So I hear you're a vegetarian now Diego
>>201665345too old
Four massive explosions in London near the o2 arena lads
The morale will continue until beatings improves
How did we lose to loli pedos so badly hag/milf bros? I have literally seen everywhere on Twitter, Know Your Meme, YouTube, Steam, 4chan etc. EVERYWHERE how liked and loved hags are, "hag love, we like older women" etc. and yet, this love doesn't show up on sites such as:e621: milf 66K, loli 29K, cub 228K (I added cub because it's also pedo shit, just furry version of loli shit)nhentai: milf 39K, loli 96Kex-hentai: milf 105K, lolicon 228Kpixiv: hag 5K, milf 104K, loli ONE FUCKING MILLIONI think the only site where milf is actually "winning" is rule34.xxx with 244K but it doesn't feel like much of an win when you realize that loli is banned on there, so we can never see what the actual numbers for loli shit would be on that site. That one million also disturbs me greatly on Pixiv, how is it so fucking popular? Did people help getting it popular by talking and complaining about it on Twitter about how disgusting it is and how it should be illegal which i highly agree with? More people discovered it and got into it? And then you got some "anti-censorship" retards who defend anything fictional as freedom of expression and freedom of speech going to these sites and liking and following these disgusting pedo "artists" just out of spite. Some say "oh but it's probably just people using AI to generate them more and more" and i wan't to believe that but why don't we see the same kind of speed for milf and hag tags? Why aren't those rising too? The amount of pedos in this world is too damn high.
my PENIS! haha
>>201664953so weird how extrovertmongs think "being alone" is literally the worst thing in the world lmaomindbroken lunatics
got a non-negligible amount of gay porn on my hard drive
>>201665361vindaloo night round my gaff
When will the news learn what the dark web is instead of just saying "dark web" for anything that isn't facebook or online shopping?
woman, perfected
>>201665336Kek
Drinking beer and then a cup of coffee before bed
>>201665368this mf searching for l*li
>>201665395telegram is kind of dark webi mean it's not really web but it's certainly dark
>>201665399what do you think she had for lunch?
>>201665399dead eyes
>>201665395they're really going for telegram, durov really must've pissed off the wrong people
Would you?
What’s happened in London lads
>>201665294"evil" doesn't existanimals killing and eating each other happens throughout the entire animal kingdom
>>201665441i mean there is definitely loads of criminality on telegram
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1725031119035276.webm
did telegram operators really understand those beeps just by listening?
>>201665435Telegram is grey zone lad
Thoughts?
>>201665460Filming a tv program or something. Local council warned about loud explosions in the evening and said nothing to worry about.
>>201665463luckily humans have evolved to the extent we need not rely on instincts to sustain usmorality does exist you can choose not to have any morals if you want i guess but it's basically very key to human civilisation
>>201665399Good fucking lord in hell
>>201665485...yh
>doing x is immoralDon't care. Morality isn't real. You can't prove it physically or mathematically.
it's free real estate
>>201665399imagine the size of her logs
>>201665485Morse is actually fairly intuitiveMore intuitive than systematic, though so you need an operator who knows how to spell
>>201665505weed if fine but loving it so much you do this type of shit is really gay
>>201665361Source
>>201665368genuinely what is wrong with men that theyd rather wank to children than milfs
>>201665490only the sense that non-hidden service tor is grey zoneyou can lock telegram chats behind encryption that the lads in suits can't crack if you want to
vaag vicunasa
>>201665485It's not that hard. There's a long one and a short one and different combinations mean different things. No harder than the typing and reading you are doing now.
>>201665496
>>201665505used to have the mflb and then another thing when i used to chong itforgot the name of it but it had a screen that told you what the temp was
>>201665496women should be at ringside supporting their husbands and distracting the ref
>>201665399bet her arse stinks
Now now lads no wanking until Dec 1
>>201665515"morals" are extremely subjective which basically makes them just an opinion
one
>>201665598and if I do decide to bash the bishop?
>>201665469The entire russian army for example. The soldiers don't trust the military coms so they run the show through telegram messages. Calling in arty and such.
Call me crazy, but I don't really care what other people wank to
>>201665594from what i've seen, its scrupulously clean
>>201665399she must get poo literally everywhere when she poosher poo has to travel between 8 inches of arse cheeks
>>201665545In my experience fat girls with massive arses are more likely to have runny poos. Skinny girls with petite bums do the big logs. I've been wanking to this girl who does videos of her pooing for a few years. When she was skinny she did nice, big logs. Now she's chubby and does runny poos.
>>201665390I'm sure you could explain it somehow
>>201665632ive just wanked to your mum
wonder what the funniest message ever sent by real telegram was
>>201665655>In my experience fat girls with massive arses are more likely to have runny poos. Skinny girls with petite bums do the big logs.It makes sense, fat women have bad diets and often suffer from IBS
specs on merseybros
>>201665678Join the club lad
>>201665449hello again, wanker
Bespectacled soy bearded faggots love to give their so-called "hot takes" on twitter.It's so gay and pathetic.I guarantee you cowboys in the wild west didn't sit around the campfire and say>Hot take: I think we should ride into town tomorrow and rob the saloon.
>>201665704Shared Orkney x
mate's fat girlfriend sent a pic of her poo in the group chat once and I wanked to it for about a week
>posting in /brit/ while you're at the pubHope none of you lads actually do this
>I've been wanking to this girl who does videos of her pooing for a few years
>>201665358Nah
>>201665670unironically just porn addiction
Hey guys back again, with another thread quality inspectionLook at the state of the OP, 5 inches off centre in the mid point, no where near straight. Absolutely shockingWhat's that- missing thread replies? Looks like the janny thread butchers been through here. Shockin!Got 2 posts here with no connecting contexts to the conversation at all. Who made these?And check out this gimmick at the top of the thread. Ridiculous!
>>201665735why would you do this shit
>>201665766i understand this reference
Everyone has wanked to their mum at least once if we're being honest
>>201665655
>>201665779it not real, sugar tacks
got jim davidson on
i can't enjoy anything but food
>>201665790Bradley
would never have even looked at a black cock twice if it weren't for porn addiction
8ft tall tranny on pointless celebrities. that's the show ruined for me
>>201665505dont know what that is
>>201665704greg davies from TEMU
>>201665868they replaced the tall fact checker nonce with a female basketball american as well
>>201665790concerned bradders
All the information is on the task
>>201665810>sugar tacksno such thing
LIVERPOOL
>>201665908lanky nonce still does pointless celebrities they rotate cohosts on the normal onesometimes rose matafeo (fit) does it
>>201665938what in the hell have I been eating then!?
still thinking about exberg 8.5 months later, grim, my mind never stops mourning the loss of people from my life
>>201665861he's got fat
>>201665938Heard of sugar glass dummy
https://x.com/bbcbreakingnewt/status/1829784820999749865Have a look at this video. This is modern day Britain.
>>201665902they bouncin'
>>201665975lad i've been married for six years and i still think about my high school gf from 2006
The dogs are in the enclosed pool area.
cat's just come in all fluffed up. excited about something
>>201666019>Have a look at this video of a stabbinghmm no i don't think i will
>>201666019Heard worse on combatfootage
>>201665992glass and tacks aren't the same thing dummy
got eyefucked by a fit tranny at pride today
>>201666019>breakingnewtHighbrow journalism right there
state
>>201666073If you knew it was a tranny they weren't fit
> The bodies of three children and a man have been discovered at a property in Staines.
>>201666090Take the fucking piss, she’s deluded
>>201666069don't think you can pour molten sugar into molds of any shape
>>201666090Browns are physiognomically evil.
TORIESLABOURTORIESLABOURSUNAKSTARMERSUNAKSTARMERPRITI PATELour politics is so fucking shit and uninteresting no one gives a fuck stop posting about it
>>201666019why do women overreact to everything
>>201666124she was fit as
listening to the modelmy feeble zoomer mind simply cannot comprehend how this was recorded in nineteen-seventy-eight
>>201666039
>>201666148you've made the mistake of thinking everyone only cares about the same things as you
>>201666073MALE!
>>201666168Obviously you could still tell it was a man so logically they weren't fit
>>201666190I spoke about it when the election happened but it's done now, you pooey bum head.
ive got lopsided shoulders
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7g3s9TTi-tsyearning for 90 iq gf
>>201666214that's a fallacy
>>201666090I'm sure this diversity candidate will win over the anti-immigration protestors, it's just what they want at this time
>>201666229politics is done is it yeahwe all know who the next tory leader is gonna be do we yeahremtard
ive got lopsided sideboards
i'm like some kind of supernovawatch out!
Vein on my hand feels a bit lumpy :/
just done a big smelly poo in my trousers
>>201666019Mans caught lacking on road
>>201666090If boris doesn’t come back to deal with the reform threat they’re finished
>>201666320might be monkey aids
white people up to their old tricks
I'd love to go out for more booze but the only shop within walkable distance is owned by a pajeet that passes comment on my purchases and calls me "boss" and i don't like it
might go grab some more bevviesonly got a couple morettis left in the fridge, and also nothing to snack onthat said I could move on to the whisky
>>201666232Youre fine, there was a politician in the 90s whos left eye socket was placed halfway down to his cheek. Like 1 inch below the other.
>>201666362clearly not drunk enough
>>201666327no you've not, be quiet>>201666320no it doesn't, be quiet>>201666232no you don't, be quiet
feel like knives are one of the most dangerous weapons i would be more scared of someone coming at me with a knife than with a sword or axe
>>201666386i'll definitely be well tomorrow morningi will go out to forage more booze then
>>201666284It will be a white male-hating, Jew-loving woman and/or brownoid. There you go.
might get some compression sleeves
>>201666404this desu
>>201666337Can't be. I haven't shagged a monkey in years
>>201666404hmmm yes i can see you really have your finger on the pulse of british politics
complete wog takeover of england
>>201666397Sword and axe you have to load up a swing, not so much with a nife eh
bought an ultrawide monitoractually shite for browsing the chon
>>201666448Didn't expect a compliment but thank you.
buckler sales through the roof
>>201666479UH OH BONER ALERT
British politics cries out for a big fat racist bald man.
8.46pm. Time to get back to work
>>201666479fucking hell
>>201666483put it in portrait
rorke revitalising the british high street
>>201666479cor
might rent my arse out on the street corner to pay my actual rentdon't think people would pay much for it, mind. years of dodgy kebabs and pints have destroyed my ring piece.
>>201666483just cut the edges off
I hate when normoids do this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=huGd4efgdPA
>>201666365i'm jelly
what's Oman like?
>>201666544Studies show this is good actually.
>>201666575hi jelly
Is it illegal to not report a crime?
>>201666540Mental how Ukraine sent its elite forces to get shelled and gunned down in a bunch of empty Russian fields just so Russia could take Pokrovsk and get behind all of their defence lines lmao
>>201666561lol @rorke1488
>>201666589
whatever size, shape, age a man is there is a bender out there who would tear his pooey bumhole apart.
got some sausages that need used todaymight stick them in the oven now so i can have a couple of sausage sambos through the weekwhat are some flavourings i can put on them to make them a bit cheeky?
>>201666617this is like me and my paki gf
>>201666615yea
>>201666615noif you actively hamper an investigation by lying then yeah but simply not saying anything is your god given right
>>201666645uh oh
>>201666640How tall are you and your PakiSTANI GF?
poo
>>201666617Charles > Sam > Nick
>>201666634frightening thoughtdo you know maybe where are these benders, like an address?
>>201666634not sure about thisi had to take a photo of my bumhole for non gay reasons and it was a mess of hair, poo and some caked in blood when analysed pretty sure even the most desperate of homosexuals wouldn't be poking it if i bent over and spread my cheeks for them it was VILE
https://youtube.com/watch?v=h7DStTC_-icMwad that people think like this
>>201666645poo barmers inbox will be flooded now that you've revealed this
>>201666666Satan check
>>201666690mate you underestimate how degenerate poofters are
>>201666683Nick > Charles > Sam
>>201666698seems a perfectly reasonable position to hold
>>201666651What if you find a dead body or someone dying? Can you just ignore it and not deal with it?
>>201666698Not listening to a yank foid talk a lot of shite. Please refrain from posting whenever you feel like sharing pish like this.
>>201666631yep, im killing myself.
>>201666770very much not a lawyer but my thinking would be yeah that isn't a crime
>>201666770Is this dead body with us in this room right now
My biggest regret? Never got a fire cape.*everyone is taken aback*I know, I know, it haunts me every day. I don't get a wink of sleep some nights.
We love chocolate milk here
>>201666750seem like musings of a deracinated whore of babylon bathed in the blood of innocents
Being gay is so mental to me. I get you might want to shag a bloke if you're desperate but how could you not be attracted to the beauty of at least one (1) race of women?
>>201666801okay thanks
>>201666823yeah you're totally not a fucking mental coase
>>201666818she cute
spunked on my cat
>>201666836Brain juice got diesel in it innit
Mercurial World > Imaginal Disk
>>201666836I have also thought this. did you know past a certain age the poop just falls straight out their bum? crazy
>>201666836getting diddled as a wee lad messes you up
>>201666823based croat, true son of evropa >>201666854demonic anglo abomination
>>201666859First and last time your cum will ever touch a pussy
>new testament was written very close to jesus by eyewitnessesokay but why should we believe in the old testament?
saw loads of furries in full on fursuits at pridesome were childrenconcerning
Would try pegging at least once just to see what all the fuss is about
WELLNOW
anyone else have a gay boner right now
got some wires crossed in my brain I reckon, probably why I wank off to cute lesbians licking each others feetreckon benders are just wronguns though
Errrrm guys... hes behind me isnt he-
>>201666942You can buy a dildo off amazon next day delivery for under a tenner and just give it a go yourself you know?
>>201666954yea me
>>201666954no
>NEW - Lula's leftist party, PT Brasil, continues to publish posts on X despite the nationwide ban on using the platform for ordinary citizens in Brazil.
>>201666942want the gf to do this to me and she's expressed an interest problem is i've done a lot of anal stuff in the past she doesn't know about and know she'd start with a beginner kit that would barely touch my sides when in reality i'd want something like her fist
>>201666954pls be in melbourne
>>201666990rule britannia and all that
>be taken to catholic church as a child>grow up>realise the pope talks shite all the live long day>find your own way to god and spirituality >6 months later some random schizo on /brit/ thinks you're a retard because he hates womenso it goes i suppose
>>201666959nah you're just a patrician lad
>>201666999bit gay, this post
rorke has died everyday waiting for youleftypol don't be afraid I have found you
>>201667006i am in melbourne yeah
>>201666540This can't be happening. I'm in charge here!
>>201667032um hi
>>201667019gods not real mate
>>201666631Is this AI? who is this tart?
>US rapper Fatman Scoop has died aged 53, his family has said.F
>>201666750how so?
allow myself to introduce... myself
Frolic with gay abandon or, gay inclusive rather
Does the paralympics include downies? I would like to try and qualify in 2028 if so
had sex oncesaw her bum and everything
And you can hold me, like you held herAnd I will fuck you, like nothing matters
>>201667051what do u want
>>201667078never heard of him
>>201667078bloody hell Diddy let himself go a bit
>>201667098>saw her bum and everythingany poo in there?
Welsh people are technically people of colour
>>201667086Begin with your family.
>>201667083do you ever get tired of posting faggot shit all day herewhy haven't you and bristol just fucked yet
have never seen a good Swedish post on /int/
>>201667098licked a girls bumhole a few timeswas going for the pronebone position and decided to just get my tongue all in there
>>201667128only swede I recognise is the one who used to play WoW
>>201667121always thought tom jones was black but hes just welsh
>>201667128liked the swede that was the cheeky poo poster haha x
right, i'll be off to bed to fuck around on the internet and then sleepi'll wake up tomorrow and have a think about breakfast
>>201667085freak
nth for the holodem
>>201667157if some girl did this to me i'd be like fuck right off i'm too embarrassed and lob her out of bed
>>201667128Did a couple clever takes today but the audience wasn't there
>>201667179https://x.com/HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN/status/1829422933263221013
Genuinely hope China is the sole superpower of the world by the time I die.
tanni grey thompsonpeng or neng?
coward
>>201667199why would a girl be licking your bumhole? bit gay, that
>>201667203based kojimbo
just watched blindspotting againprobably seen it like 10 times at this pointlove it
only ever shagged in the dark
got bantered out of /sp/ for this back in the day
>>201667232same ngl
>>201667291shagged in the park oncedidn't manage to finish unfortunately because we got a bit paranoid that someone might see us and decided to leave
>>201667274I thought that was some meme name for Trainspotting but I looked it up and it's a different film. Might watch that tomorrow night. Cheers.
>>201667203
>>201667327aye it's goodbit like "woke" and that but i'm megawoke so i don't mind
>As timely as it is overall impactful, Blindspotting blends buddy comedy with seething social commentaryhmm no, dont think i'll be watching that
I remember showing a coworker /brit/ once because I kept saying that "oh nah 4chan is a bunch of normal people with a few oddballs I'll show you" and the first four posts of the thread were all either porn or racial slurs. Didn't speak to him much after that
>>201667349I'm a racist bigot but I can still enjoy films like that. You should watch Mr. Inbetween btw.
might go to 'esco to get a 'hicago 'own 'za
Mum comes into my room a lot to chat. Many times I've been lying in bed beneath the sheets with spunk on my belly and she'll just natter away for 5 minutes. Genuinely think she doesn't realise what the smell is.
tonight's (third) kino
>>201667365Browse /brit/ on the subways. Like to live life dangerous, you see
>>201667418lock the door you mong
>>201667409no bevvies?
>>201667427Women BTFO
>>201667435three kinos in one night? madman
corrrr
>>201667427Hate blacks but I hate white women more so I'm on his side.
>>201667439After the fourth time it is a fetish
got a peppy 'za in the oven
>>201667418Reckon they do it on purpose. Mine came in mid wank once and sat on the edge of the bed talking about random shit while I was holding my throbbing cock under the covers waiting for her to leave
>>201667478Looks demonic
>>201667435>Eddie RedmayneGuaranteed shit.
>>201667478employed woman looks like THAT? zamn!
not even hating on nayeon but she has that mouthbreather face
>>201667478I would have had to cut that thing off it I was it
>>201667439Don't have a lock on my door - never lived in a house that does desu
>>201667554rapefuel
>>201667554>gen2werbased
>>201667593CWLTSHC
>>201667576Bizzased
>>201667508yer living in a porno
>>201667600>>201667600>>201667600
>>201667642Ignore
>>201667418>>201667508ever thought about shagging them
