Why do amerifats eat in the car ?
>>201666963where else should i be eating?
>>201666963Cuz im so obese and fat that it pains me to walk inside so i go through the drive thru then sit in the parking lot and consume my slop like the jews want me to
>>201666963convenient
>>201667018Not in the car
>>201666963Car-centric infrastructure and none of them have ever heard of bringing a packed lunch apparently.
>>201667024I'm just autistic and don't like people watching me eat
>>201666963It's soul. You wouldn't understand.
>>201666963I've had a car for 2 years and have never eaten in it
>>201667182Fat and distugsting
>>201667189The only people like this in Murca are thoroughly weird car guys that worship their car like it is their child
>>201666963they don't realize how it smells to people who aren't used to it, this problem is compounded by the fact that each individual must own a car to survive so people get much less feedback on the state of their interior than they would in a normal country where vehicles have to be shared to prevent 10 year long middle eastern conflicts.
>>201667295It's more like I don't want to create extra work for myself and have crumbs in my car.
>>201667295Once got in a fist fight with my friend's friend for getting flour on his back seat, we had just got off work at an Italian restaurant.
>>201667597You're both retarded
>>201667622Nah, he was a retarded car faggot, and he never showed up to give my friend a ride home from that job ever again just to avoid me.
>>201666963Short lunch breaks I think
>>201666963Why not?
>>201667838American cars are so big you can probably bring a seat and table with a parasol
>>201668019Your steering wheel is greasy miguel
>>201668193The closest restaurant is like a 15 minute drive for me, and I despise sitting inside some cheap ass fast food restaurant, so what do you want me to do? Drive all the way home and eat cold slop?
>>201668265stop eating fast food, lard
>>201668300No, I want to die at age 40
>>201668265fatty who doesn't want female customers to see his jelly rolls.
>>201668107Lmao
>>201666963My job doesn't have anywhere to eat other than the break room and the office. I don't want to eat in the wagie cagie feedlot or whatever
>>201668193I get that napkins are probably banned in Europe because of muh environment or something but here we still have them.
>>201668107no, our fat takes up all that space
>>201668814Napkins can't get the grease between your fat fingers you need to use soap dummy
>>201667156leverpostei med sylteagurk, brunost med smør og kakao eller te
i literally don't understand why people would do anything in their cars other than driving.
there's no where else to eat in this shithole wastelandno i'm not sitting on the uncleaned seats in the storeno i'm not going out of my way to a park like a soylordno i'm not sitting on the floor like a thirdieno i'm not eating on the tailgate of my trucki'm sitting in my air conditioned car and eating like everyone else in this country, deal with it
>>201669640>"the tailgate of my truck">thinks he's better than anyonelol, people who drive trucks are subhuman
>>201669823i literally couldn't care less about you or your retarded thought stream
Thanks to the Amerifats all european cars now have Cupholders!
>>201666963You can do anything in a car.
