mandala edition
I am very alarmed at the state of British society today
very constipated lads, can feel a blockage in my guts
only homosexuals get constipated.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=t4Lb7mk7e9Q
internet is a feminine space because you can't tell height. women arent taken seriously in public because they're literally gnomes. but online they hide that and start to dominate us
>>201684502any food that usually give you the shits?
Sick of having to swipe past the entire population of SEA on Bumble. Fuck off you're not in London and I'm not gonna fly halfway across the world for a first date.
its called the mandala effect because the thing is erased from your memory like a sand mandala is brushed away
>>201684529like this better https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCAfnr6y_OE
Yes, and you call them /brit/ despite the fact they are obviously made by a Yank.
>>201684561why do they want white bfs
>>201684542>and start to dominate usthey do not, for men are logical and women emotional
>>201684601women control the narrative
>>201684613maybe your narrative, not minedo not project your mental midgetness on others
>>201684601>men are logicalhahaha not in my experience
>>201684462
>>201684633you're being a bitch rn
>>201684592bwc blackings or something
>>201684577that's beautiful
stroking my goonstick
>>201684644insult, no argumentas i said, emotional
>>201684680exactly because women control the internet as i said. QED
heathcliff, it's me i'm cathy i've come home now
>exactly because women control the internet as i said. QED
feels good being a man of facts and logicintegrity is worth the celibacy
>>201684695alri, not memeing anymore because i'm concerned nowyou're a fucking idiot, get checked asap
>>201684707i won
my grandma died of lung cancer 3 years ago and they wanted to test her for covid so they could add her to their fake covid death listthey even tried to prevent us from being at her bedside as she went until they realized they'd be going to the grave right after herneed all of the covid cultists and profiteers deadnever forgive, never forget
>>201684728lets ask the peoplehttps://take.supersurvey.com/poll5262894x6b3A4331-158
>>201684753Sudden onset lung cancer with a percussive cough and fever
>>201684519not sure i've ever been constipated desu ast a straight guy so u might be onto something
>>201684753dirty slag died of mpox and family didnt want it known
>>201684804>Sudden onset lung cancerdesu sometimes it can get really bad really quick
sucking a corn cob
>>201684839Oh stick it up your arse Doctor Grenouille(bit of a joke there about French medicine's notorious propensity for suppositories)
ex gf just rang mefuck barely held it together, didn't get emotional just asked why she's calling and said I've been fine
Was still posting in the old thread like a cunt aha x
might get a job as a waiter to work on my social anxiety
>>201684884you cunt, youyou fucking idiot cunt
WAITERWAITER
>>201684753They were saving her the embarrassment of everyone knowing she died because she loved sucking cock (and cigarettes)
I don't understand how people can have first dates in a public area, like a table right next to others. In a private place you can both be more relaxed, and if passion bubbles you can act on it immediately. It changes the whole context. There are many times I think a date would've gone badly had it been sandwiched between two other tables.
waltor white
>>201684878sometimes i go to the doctor and make up symptoms just to have a prescription
>>201684836don't talk about her like that, she was very clean actually
>>201684915plus, less witness and good samaritans
Big white cock for breakfast. It is a Sunday so I'll treat myself.
>>201684931worst thing having heroes about ready to save the dayspoiler: she won't shag you just let me get on with my business
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwzY0IZjWZAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwzY0IZjWZAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwzY0IZjWZA
>>201684927Clean, my giddy aunt, the damned thing nearly fell off two weeks later
Medicine be like>Relieves allergies :)Side effects:Nose and throat problems. Symptoms of nose and throat problems may include1:NosebleedsSores (ulcers) in the noseHole in the cartilage between the nose (nasal septal perforation). Symptoms of nasal septal perforation may include:...
ahss uonp duoo iruu ostt
>>201684915blog on
Got to leave soon to meet my sister.
Back from the incelride
>>201684974Blogged all over yer ma's face
WowGirlsUltrafilmsCzech CastingIFeelMyselfFTVgirlsErstiesBitches AbroadATK HairyZishyHegreAbbyWintersNetVideoGirlsPorn Force
hands shaking from the hangover but want to take the motorbike out to the twisties
>>201684998Thankyou for supporting the ugly hairy Australian lesbians industry
>>201684998feetish povitspovloveherfeetfootsie babespornworld legs and feet
getting leg extensions to make myself 6'2
>>201685006Hope you...No, too easy.
>>201685041Not as easy as getting a free blowie from ya dad
Bought a new telly and its a smart TV. Hate it with every atom of my body
>>201684753Was she vaxxed?
don't get it
>>201685058My Dad is DEADfrom AIDS from too many random blowjobs
>>201685064Ok boomer, last TV a 14" CRT?
>>201685074lol
>>201685065She's dead now so take a guess
>>201685079Who put 50p in your Bruce? Pipe down
>>201684998No love for Tiny4K?
>>201685089I bet 50p was a lot back in your day
bring as many immigrants to britain as possible but legally imo. hell, replace entire cities with immigrants. but it has to be legal
OEM Smart TVs are pretty much guaranteed to have the apps go to shite within three years
>>201685129Never used an app on my TV in my lifeWhat do you even use
>>201685064Should have got a monitor
consider myself something of a child at heart but i don't like kids, they creep me out
>>201685071filtered
>>201685071the joke is normgroids have sex
I use my TV for the sole purposes of YouTube and pirated movies
>>201685088Died straight after the vax I'd betMy grandma died 6 months after her last booster but the doctors tried to pretend she fell
>>201685154weird way of saying you hate yourself
>>201685071>Arse egg paper teahehehe
Absolutely INFESTED with Aussie cunts atm. This will not do…
>>201684856SLOB ON MY KNOBLIKE CORN ON THE COB
>>201685148Streaming (e.g. Netflix, catch-up sites for TV channels)Youtube, DailymotionThe EPG is usually an app itself too
made greek ratatouille (briam) and a couscous salad
think I'm being hypnotised by reading /brit/all day my eyes are going left and right while suggestive comments are displayed
>>201685154Do you wanna stop talking about kids mate?
how do I sabotage the upstairs neighbours fucking hate the cunts
>>201685218I wouldn't feed this to my dog
This event will be a phone-free experience. Use of phones, smart watches and accessories, will not be permitted in the performance space.Upon arrival at the venue, all phones, smart watches and accessories will be secured in individual Yondr pouches that will be opened at the end of the event. Guests maintain possession of their devices at all times, and can access them throughout the event only in designated Phone Use Areas within the venue. All devices will be re-secured in Yondr pouches before returning to the performance space.All pouches and equipment will be sanitized prior to individual use. The Yondr staff is trained and required to follow safety guidelines and hygiene protocols to practice social distancing, minimal contact and wear required personal protective equipment.Anyone seen using a device (phone, smart watch or accessories) during the performance will be escorted out of the venue by security. We appreciate your cooperation in creating a phone-free experience.
use a telly from 17 years ago don't need all that woke shite on it
>>201685240We both know you won’t do shit. Just sit there and seethe.
>>201685241Fattening him up are we Wang
>>201685193and it should stay that way, the majority of british posters here are just as bad as yanks, you're all either dumb or schizophrenic or both, i prefer the company of my fellow bruces, you don't see us ritualposting or giving a shit about various /brit/ personalities
got bummed in the gateway experience
>>201685240i'd say this could be me but you said plural when im alone as always
got bummed by pleiadians
>>201685240grab a broom and bang the ceiling
>>201685107This was Conservative policy from 2010-2024
>>201685240Incel
If Oasis really were a working class band they would give tickets away for free and play for free and release free music
>>201685297wish they took you away far far away
>>201685256unirinocally agreei got a computer what i need a internet tv forfuck off
/brit/ the kinda guy to start watching a movie then immediately bring out his phone
>>201685316would enjoy that as well
>>201685317Billy no mates
>>201685309working class people charge money for their work, leftypol. you'd know this if you weren't tarqqing it up your whole life
Listening to Alex G- Runner
>>201685297Yeah alri BettyBet it didn't even touch the sides you're so used to Barnie's jungle mamba
>>201685351Your mum's working but she don't got no class heheheh
would really like to meet aliens one day
>>201685357Whoa blacked BettyBam balam
funny observation: most people with Smart TV's are not smart at all
respect to australians for not having a general honestly
Aussie patter is dire this morning. Wonder what's gotten into them
>>201685297Wouldn't be too bad that if you had to pick an alien to bum you
Tickets at the door, simple as
>>201685240Jeetshaker
australophobia will NOT be tolerated in /brit/
>>201685371imma touch you lil nigga
jav online
why would you face being a laughing stock your entire life and social ostracization by claiming you met aliens unless it actually happened
said there was going to be thunderstorms metoffice talking out their arse again
Really fucking dire thread. Just aimless shouting into the void.Do better.
>>201685385they're golems who absorb and reflect british banterthey're incapable of generating their own
Mad how demons, angels, succubus, witches etc were just aliens all along and aliens all along were just interdimensional beings
watch brainiac science abuse online free
>>201685415Greylets be 4 foot on tippy toes and callin me lil niggaAnyway yeah won't pass up a good probing
>>201685444My bones are aching
got hit with a rolled up newspaper again
>tfw lil timmy sent his pale pencil dick on snapchat
Might move to Southport (Australian Gold Coast)
Profit = badAmazon only made Rigs of Power to make money, such a cash grab. They should have done it like the Peter Jackson movies where all the actors and crew worked for free and New Line Cinema donated 100% of the money from the films, merchandise, licensing etc
got called a chewb in runescape 18 years ago lads
>>201685479https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3afGi3REu8
>>201685401wish i had australophobic things to say but i never cared enough about australia to find any
any /golem man/ in?
wanking off my pet bbc
got popeye on
>>201685496So how about New Caledonia, hey? Reckon you should give it back to the Kanaky
railing asbestos
>>201685496Louis stumbling like a bumpkin out of Auvergne...
Tolkein famously didn't accept any money from his works. He would be spinning in his grave at all the cash grabs today
>>201685517fascinating
Australian soil is orange. Never trusted them.
>>201685545Tarq
good morning my beautiful handsome boys x
>>201685344...prefer not to say
>>201685496ktim
>>201685555aboriginal blood and iron ore innit
>>201685557Morning mate, looking good, feeling good x
>>201685454least schizophrenic atheist
https://youtu.be/EPmTGFg06zA
>>201685517Irish diaspora IQ on display
>>201685586get a clue
Thank god for the Tolkein Estate. They would never allow Tolkeins work to be sullied by profit and greed.
>>201685530sure, let them starve i say
>>201685555checkedyeh red soil is sus
>>201685586aliens existing is equally absurd as demons and angels existing
heading down to get a chicken fillet rolla century on and we've surpassed you culinary
>>201685586Schizophrenia is more common among religious people
>>201685611Based
>>201685619most intelligent atheist
>>201685629Save some room for my pork roll when you get back paddy
be peng if the truth came out and earth was flat
amazonprime going mental itt
always thought i couldn't get a gf cos i'm ugly and evilbut reality is loads of ugly and evil people have gfs cos girls are retardedso the problem is actually me not me being ugly and evilnot sure what to do with this knowledge as it still hasnt led to a gf
>>201685643fuck up you hideous little midget
>>201685653Hope you get flung sideways into the crystal spheres
>>201685629it took you a century to invent a chicken sandwich?
Mad how multiple governments around the worl shoot down alien craft
>>201685669try getting a gf
>>201685669uglymax and evilmax
>>201685669reckon it's because you were born without that part of you that makes you human. an actual soul."autism" the doctors call it
>>201685690>You.>Tonight.
>>201685693the diego way
i'm rorke
>>201685690Why didn't he just take his shirt off
>>201685685truth nuke
reckon concave earth is the pengest possibility
>>201685717monkey would have grabbed his nipples
>>201685717you gay or something mate?
the poo comes for us all
Friendly reminder that Spurs kick off at 13:30 today
Just ran to the toilet and had poo EXPLODE out my arse
>>201685669Maybe calling women retarded is why you can't get a gf
>>201685759can I have an unfriendly reminder
Donut earth
>>201685675project on
>>201685770The Irish diaspora are mentally retarded I swear
Liverpool haven't conceded a single goal all season so far. The only team in the league. Mad that
>>201685653just because your personality is flat doesn't mean everything else has to follow suit
>>201685686tried many times>>201685693how do i do that>>201685700i'd say being too soulful is my problem the whole "on a pedestal" shite>>201685779dont say it to their face is it
Mossball in 3 days
Any big John man in? BOSH
>>201685835boring plant selection
how long will it be until we can download knowledge and skills directly to our brains without having to study or practise
>>201685835rorke
gf crying cause she was being a fucking bitch last night so i put our oasis tickets up for resale on ticketmaster haha she only wanted to go cause her mates were posting their tickets on snapchat and stuff actually regret it a bit oh well :]
sniff thatgo on
>>201685861Never. Now stop making excuses and get to work Bruce
>>201685835You're to water the little moss creature that lives in water
not feeling good at all, shaking and hungover, and sleepyany tips? already had tea and coffee
>>201685860I have 22 plants
flinging the pet mossball at my nans head
>>201685835THERE'S A SNAKE IN MI LIVING ROOMWHAT AM I GONNA DO
watching ufo videosmad how these things are actually real
Sir Mossball Starmer
>>201685881don't drink like a mong
cold Chinese for breakfast highly peng
>>201685881drink less
>>201685907as real as ghosts are
I reckon fried chicken burgers on average are better than beef burgers
Might apply for some runt jobs. Go be a runt man for a bit. Runting about in a warehouse or something
>>201685927are ghosts real
>>201685915
>>201685907
>>201685907even more mad how we live in a time where everyone has a HD video camera in their pockets at all times and yet all UFO videos are shaky low-res shit
>>201685912>>201685919bit late for that isn't it?
>>201685915get him a jumper then
>>201685770The Irish are more violent and organised against immigrants than the English.
This thread isn't real. Dead internet theoryI'm just here talking to myself Sad times
>>201685953try taking a video of something far away with your phone itll look like shit because digital zoom and denoising and such
>>201685942yeah, i probably wouldn't believe in them unless i'd had personal experience with them though tbf
>>201685915tastes better the day after after being fried in the microwave i swear
>>201685987every woman in this is obese
>>201685987BBC aftercare
>>201685907Read up on the Ilkley Moor UFO incident will blow your mind
>>201685978
fuck the trolls and fuck sickos
Didn't realise fatman scoop died. Very sad. Wonder what part the vaccine played.
>>201685979how do u know
How do you water a moss ball
>>2016859870:13 is the only decent one
>>201686031with water
>>201686020
>>201685991Cope their Irish give their wet pussies to brownoids more than anyone elseThe vast majority of half castes in England have Irish diaspora mums
gfberg is getting too muscly, feels gay to shag her now
>>201685814me when i'm calm
willy: wankedclue: gained
>>201686029ex-footballer Sol Bamba died too.
>>201686029Are you Irish diaspora? I raised a glassOnly a billion left
Spencer now recalled that upon seeing the creature on the hill he was instantly paralysed.[2] He was then lifted up a few feet and pulled into the craft.[2] When he entered the craft a voice told him to be calm.[2][8] A group of green aliens then performed medical experiments on him, inserting items into his nose and mouth.[2][8] He was given a tour of the craft [2][10] and shown a film.[2] The film showed apocalyptic imagery, including nuclear explosions, famines and floods.[2] Spencer was then shown a second film.[2] He has never revealed the contents of the second film, saying that the aliens who abducted him do not want humanity to know.[2]wonder what that second video was
they arent real rorke shut up
>>201685999if theyre close enough to definitely be a spaceship and not a bird or a plane, you shouldnt have to zoom in that far to at least see them.you'd really think there would be at least one video by now, though the chance for that is soon passing with machine learning and whatnot
just put the pasta takeaway orde rin
a hu sod snui poro ous ut t
>>201686166https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pentagon_UFO_videos
>>201686180
>>201686168what sort of pasta mate
none of your breakfasts are as good as this
>>201686226thats my fucking goat
>>201686259nice photo mate
Putin be like>You will join the romanian's gore collection otherwise youre a FAGGOTTop tier propaganda
>>201684502opioidslad
>>201686200wow, i take it all back
>>201686296rorke jumping up and down and clapping his hands
>>201686259yeah?
>>201686296both strike me as very homoerotic
>>201686226feels like yesterday but the world has changed so much since then, this would never happen now
>>201686217penne
>>201686165hes talking about AI you moron
>>201686369FINLAND NOOOOO!!
>>201686369finnished
>>201686312https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDfuWc9YdTEtheyre not fucking real rorke
>>201686369ids ober :-DDDDDDD
>>201686369Good.
*shakes fist towards the sky*STARMEEERRRRRR!!!!
howling at the uber thick atheists whot hink the bible is real it's just it was aliens all along
>>201686376not true at all though is it
>>201686465no one thinks this
>>201686465you believe a bloke turned water into wine and people into salt
Watching Chelsea vs Crystal Palace today will be like going to a zoo
>>201686472youre thick as pig muck
my bedsheets stink. need to change them for clean ones.
>>201686312https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LN22jK34usA
>>201686575that match isn't being televised
watering my monkeys
>>201686507u believe aliens did it
shall be 32 in a week
>>201686638since wh
>>201686641old bastard
>>20168664133 in two weeks
>>201686641>>201686675God help you
>>201686675older bastard
pasta for breakfast
>>201686641>>201686675>>201686685wtf
thick logs of hot stinking steamy poo fresh from the bfs hairy arsehole for breakfast
>>201686592keep us updated x
>>201686768corr well jelly
My body is far FAR too masculine to ever become a passable tranny. Somethings were just never meant to be
>>201686638You believe wise men were following a "star"
gig tickets should be the price I say
any hangovertoil lads in x
>>201686834plenty of troons look like men
>>201686845u believe aliens were following an alien to see an alien
>>201686834you just need the right diet and exercise regime and hormones
>>201686834
>>201686851maybe tomorrow morning
>>201686888>>201686888>>201686888
>>201686851not rly but wasn't a good nights sleep so a bit heavy eyedalso was a shit nite out last night and i fell out with some "friends"so i got that
>>201686863Hormones can't make my shoulders narrower or shrink me under 6 foot
>>201686875she would give me strong sons...
>>201686851nah i'm sprightlywas feeling it a bit this morning but i had a shower and a coffee and now i'm ready for whatever the day throws at me (likely just watching football and drinking)
>>201686780already have some clean ones that I washed last week just not got round to changing them.
