I dont get it...
idgi
>>201685750Frosting on the left side of the cake
where mogus
>>201685750a woman would never be that aggressivethey'd rather prick a hole in your condom than to try and take you by force
>>201685750I really really wanna fuck female stonetoss characters
>>201685750I guess it’s saying bisexuality tends to be a silly little phase, akin to being goth. At some point when you stop being young and it’s time to actually plant some roots and settle down you go back to being hetero because it’s pointless to be gay if you have the choice.
>>201685774Chudcels still think about their high school crushes who they stalk on facebook, is my guess.
>>201685844it's about biological clock & fear to be an old lonely cat lady retard
zoomers wont get it
>>201685750the wall does not exist but let incels have a little hope
>>201685988incels are cringe but pretending the wall doesnt exist is reaching too far. dont be a loser like that.
>>201686014>the wall doesnt existbecause it doesn't, obviously no wall doesn't mean a 70yo granny will find a 20yo lover but still getting someone around her age is easy in every period of her life
>>201685750This is me except I'm male lol
>>201685783Sussy amogus.
>>201685884That’s not different then what I said you idiot
>>201685750The joke is that females hit the wall at age 30. Their biological clock is ticking. The same goes for males but it's less extreme.
>>201685750>>201685774When a woman has not married and got children until the 30th birthday, it's going to be too late. So women get a sort of panic when they turn 29. It's called "Torschusspanik" in German, I don't know a good translation for it.
>>201686803I kinda have it, started learnin new skill in my 30s. Wish me luck
>>201685808why are women like this?
>>201685750So true
>>201686803>It's called "Torschusspanik" in German
In his autumn before the winter, comes mans mad last surge of youth.
>>201687297>t. Torschusspaniker
>>201687333Stop posting sexy gypsies.
>>201687364Is that cygan or arab?
>>201685945Faggotry is just another religion Wasn't hard to decipher
>>201687364NO!
>>201687397No clue. The skin says Zigeuner while the eyes say Arab.
>>201687428*Dies of SEGGS overload.*
>>201685750Women play around and don’t think about the future much because men are a commodity they can tap into at any time. Suddenly when they are almost 30, they realize they have a few years remaining to get a family, so they “lock in” and “lock down” a man.The comic is mocking how some women say they’re bisexual, and just how they fuck around in general, until it’s time to make a family. Very common thing here.I don’t blame them either. Women who fail to make a family and end up single and alone are absolutely the most miserable cunts in all of existence. If a man is alone and older, you can tell he’s weird or maybe he’s very grizzled. A woman who’s alone has failed in the social space, which is a space women usually dominate. Most of the single older women I see who don’t even have a bf are hell on earth to deal with
>>201687297kek
>>201685774chudtoss wants to get raped by women
>>201687426wrongit refers to a specific influencer that you zoomers won't get
>>201685808My first gf actually pinned me down to fuck
>>201685808Women here at least, respond very aggressively to teasing, gotten a few girls to take me very roughly by just teasing them for half an hour
>>201687612Who doesn’t
>>201686803it's called Torschlusspanik ahmed, maybe brush up on your german a bit
>>201686803>>201688165FOMO?
>>201685750this kind of shit only happens in the minds of incels and other terminally online creatures
>>201685788pants
>>201686803>ziz yu now zat in german ve call zat "roastiepanic", I can't vonder of vat it may mean in english
>>201685988>>201686061this
>>201685808Lol slovenian soyboy will never know that feeling
>>201685945amazing atheistt. tail end zoomer2nyasg
>>201685988>It doesn't exist>SHUP UP INCEL!>Well, it's still very far away...
I will die a virgin. hell yeah
>>201685774Women wanting to have children will be aggressive. t. Happened to me, girl said she wanted children and asked if I want children soon
>>201687333why isnt she trembling from cold
>zatthingyoujustsaiden
>>201685750consult the chart
>>201685788>>201689830wrong! it's on the cake
>>201687881please explain your methods
>>201685808No, I went on a date a few weeks ago and after talking in the car for just 20 minutes I noticed the girl was rubbing her fucking cunt through her shors then just started touching my dick when I asked if that's what she was doing. Kneed my ribs a bunch of times like I was a horse while she was grinding her crotch on my stomach to get me to take her clothes off. This was some self proclaied autistic asexual neon tone short hair girl too. Women are hilarious.
>>201685750Amogus
>>201690051based
>>201693380she peaked at 18 funnily enough, just needs to ditch those hipster glasses
>>201693605Well, you gotta get em in the mood, act like you're gonna fuck the shit outta them, slamming them into the wall, ripping off their clothes, kiss their neck a bunch but just as your about to go all in you stop and just tease them, like total tone shift. Rub your cock all over their pussy, act like youre gonna put it in and not, when they try to push you in just pull back, might have to physically restrain their legs, at this point they'll be all like "wtf" and you just gotta be like>you gotta work for itAnd then they'll usually "rape" youGotta find the girls with the right temperament is all.
>>201685774When a woman hits 30, more than 3/4 of her eggs are gone, which means getting pregnant is very difficult if not impossible, especially for those, who have been on birth control ever since they were teens. Women like to play around, pretending to be bisexual and shit, because they think they can wait until they're 50 to start a family, but as soon as reality hits them and they get dangerously close to infertility, they panic and trap the nearest dumb bastard to become their baby daddy. Ever wondered why more and more politicians are campaigning with making IFV state subsidized? Because there are hundreds of millions of infertile western women, who waited too long and abused their bodies so badly, that they can't get pregnant naturally, so politicians want to exploit them and harvest their votes.
>>201694460>look up IFV>infantry fighting vehicle You’re gonna have to help me with that one, chief.
>>201694622I mean IVF.Although state subsidized IFVs would be more useful.
>>201694460my mom had me when she was 30 and my sister when 39 lmaono she's not retarded
>>201694707kek. It’s the baby that’s comes out retarded, not the mom.
>>201685750The joke is sex, and I don't get it either
>>201694707Yet you're here, curious
>>201687714Hot
>>201693380Why 12 kinda bad though?
>>201693380Those fuck me eyes eleven has, just hnnnngg
>>201687546Austrians are miserable little creatures that will crawl out to join the anti-german bandwagon as soon as possible without realising that the things they often get made fun of for also regards you. Kys at once hitler
>>201694707My mum had me in her 40s and I'm definitely retarded
>>201686224
>>201697450self-reporting is not reliable
