junglist massive edition
America subedish
>In 1970, 50% of British adults smoked>Today? 13%mad that, aye? Hopefully Keir leads us into single figures.
I'm so short, thin and scrawny I can only wear XS sized clothes and even then they look a bit big on me
why is it so difficult for whites to accept that blacks literally evolved to be better athletes?blacks traded intelligence for great physical strength and endurance, similar to how east asians traded physical prowess for higher IQ. whites are simply the middle of the road. higher IQ but lower than asians, and higher physical prowess but lower than blacks
Emma Watson plopping big brown turds into my open mouth.
>>201700079most dad used to smoke like 60-80 a day and then he just stopped because he and mum decided they wanted kids
>>201700079Maybe, but lower class retards will always smoke because they’re retarded and the gubmint ain’t gon stop dem
>>201700090pathetic little runt aren't you
the pinnacle of women
White Male Asian Female is the most natural Aryan, Nietzschean and Faustian combination
She was twenty years old, a single mother abandoned by the father of her only child and struggling to make ends meet in America.One day, while she was taking her shift behind the counter, a young man asked her if he could "join her" behind the counter and "hide" - she explained that he was an actor, and there were some journalists and people in the restaurant who had him recognized.He was annoyed and a little overwhelmed by the attention, since he was still quite new to the concept of "fame". Luciana had no idea who he was, but she told him:“You can hide here, but you have to at least make yourself useful!”So he helped her, preparing cocktails, serving customers, washing and drying dishes.Luciana and the handsome stranger continued talking. Toward the end of the evening, at the end of her shift, she asked him what his name was.“Matt Damon,” the boy replied.They have been married for eighteen years now and have four daughters: he also adopted the eldest.
>>201700126what do you get out of posting the exact same thing like 15 times a day? it's just bewildering behaviour
>>201700121that's some pretty mad will power desu
Starmer is fat, who is he to lecture the British public on what is healthy?
>>201700141You’ve never read nietzsche or Faust lol
>>201700079to be fair, smoking is really fucking grim and so I don't really object to it getting banned, but I think it sets a bit of a bad precedent for the government to ban fun things in the future
>>201700090most physically imposing brit poster
>>201700125Yes sir
Gonna start a bouldering called 'leave your dynos at the door'
Duncan Bannatyne at the PowerPlate stand as he attends the O2 Silver Clef Awards held at the Park Lane Hilton Hotel (2008)
>>201700105Just like my RPGs!
>>201700090I'm an odd body shape, I'm quite obese but my waist is very narrow proportionally. I wear a XXXL t shirt, but a 36 inch trouser.
>>201700148seethe on, bender
>>201700141congratulations you win incel of the decade award
>>201700147Single mothers really be coping thinking it's going to happen to them
Leave your slab outside the back
>>201700070Bahahha the lack of awareness in this post
>>201700198yea well that’s literally how evolution works you muppethence why predators with greater strength tend to have lower brain mass
>>201700148he thinks if he can force it then a gimmick might emerge from copycats - he just doesn't realise that for that to happen the post has to be funny so he'll keep trying to brute force it until he gets bored (which might take a while if he's autistic - see the irish diaspora mong)
>>201700207Fathom the odor
Just want to die
Yukon caviar four star day dreamthink I'll buy me a football team
>>201700126according to the mong in the other thread, this fat makes her LESS dimorphicsimply baffling
>>201700201it's fairly common, particuarly among the beer drinkers, tiny legs and huge guts
>>201700090allah as my witness i want to fuck you bussy white boy yes yesm
>>201700159So true He's a fat neek Fills his face in with five guys every week I'm sure and wants to ban smoking even though being obese like he is, is way worse for you than smoking
>>201700124>>201700166feel like I'm the only bloke in Britain who believes this after the furore of this week but I honestly prefer nanny state hyper-regulation of unhealthy shite in contrast to 100% liberty to consume as much high fructose corn syrup and fentanyl that you desire like you see in Americakind of condone govberg saving people from themselvesThomas Hobbes was right all along
>>201700148hes got autism
>>201700275She just looks gross now, she was more attractive before the weight gainI dunno why you freaks take this stuff so personally and defend obesity in women so ardently, it's not good for anybody involved
This nigga will never ever have sex
>>201700201This is unironically a sign of high testosterone
Keir shooting for that Kim body style Hey fatty boom boom
>>201700237posting fit slags is a "gimmick" now?
>>201700352surprised you're showing your face here after the battering you took in the last thread, mister fudgepacker
Do you know your planes?Guess the cockpit!
>>201700395f15w
>>201700355it doesn't look good but he could get a 3/10 type girl if he worked out a bit and lost some weight
>he unironically posted a screenshot of reddit
>>201700352imagine being this bent
>>201700355I want to work in a library but I've seen the job ads and they bang on about engaging with the public and helping with events far too much for my liking
>>201700395Lockhead Martin Blackbird SR71
>>201700388I prefer my women more…elegant. Slags are a child’s game.
>what do you get out of posting the exact same thing like 15 times a day?babby’s first day on /brit/
>>201700352Some people like fat women mate. I understand that you're compelled to take the opposite view of whatever the leftist opinion is, and that leftism is associate with fat acceptence in your mind, but not everything is an example of le degenerate modernity. Fat in women with high estrogen accentuated their female shape, and some men like that. Not that hard to work out.
>>201700422
need an archer footjob wife
>>201700436She is so fucking fit it’s unreal man, cock is rock hard looking at these pics you’ve been posting
>>201700452I like them smiley and cute
>>201700393There's nothing you can say mate except sad schoolboy insults about me being gayMy insults about you are actuallly true, you really are a disgusting chubby chaser and even feel strongly enough about it to argue on /brit/ over it, sort yourself out
>>201700449You like books do you
>>201700467need her to shoot one of those up my urethra
>SCENE>outside the dog and bell in dalston>um... hi mate... got any baccy?
>>201700451>201700451Sorry, Lockheed. It predates the 1985 merger ofc
>>201700303very good, allow me to append to that>No eating or drinking with your left hand>No wearing red>No cutting your beard shorter than a fist's length >No musical instruments>No art of living sentient beings (which is why the arabs so mad on calligraphy)>No statues>No dogs>No plucking of the eyebrows (hence monobrow)>After shitting, must wipe arse with odd number of pebbles called jamrah>If a fly falls into your drink, you have to dip it's other wing into the drink to purify the drink and then comsume it>Camel urine is medicine>Must bury your nail and hair clippings in case they're used for black magicall 100% realand leftypol thinks it's only the crazy goofy niggas like ISIS who believe in it the delusion is maddening
>>201700491you're such a seething little queer lmao
>>201700461it's bad but uglier men have pulled, at least he isn't indian
>>201700527why do i want to shag this cat
>>201700505least deluded homosexual
I can feel Diego’s ghoulish presence in this thread
>>201700461this is diego
Took this pic of a married milf I shagged last weekI'm 25 and she's 48, she's also Jewish.
>>201700555how so?
>>201700552>>No dogsBased
>>201700552You forgot the shit about war booty and widows and slaves, particularly sex slaves. And the Banu Qurayza
>>201700043>junglist massive edition
>>201700508Not particularly but I have a good memory and good spatial awareness and I like to work alone without having to engage with others all the time. Something I thought a library would provide me with.
>>201700628seethe on
what he fuck are yall yapping about
>>201700461Metal how you can just tell someone is low IQ
thats rorke... believe it or not
Ok yes that was a blackbirdHard mode now, guess this one, only actual plane autists will get it without reverse image searching (which is no fun) (I also work in these cockpits every day)
>>201700456>chubby chaser starts ranting about politicsfreak
*enters /brit/*
>>201700666I would low key die inside her arsehole happily
Israel sand is based because it's fascist andd so was the holocaust because it targeted leftist Jews
>>201700556Am Indian. I look better than this dude and have pulled multiple times
Irish diaspora
>>201700708mustang
SALAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA
me and the gf
>>201700624Did you shart on her back?
new AMD laptops are mental ladsyou can get a sleek normie ultrabook without any virgin gamer shit on it any it'll have only a CPU, no dedicated GPU, and can play modern games on high settings at high FPSmad that
>blog on
>>201700757the lads as it were
>>201700454/brit/ didn't use to be like this, it wasn't always a hotbed for annoying autists to spam shit gimmicksfuck off newfag, you're impressing no-one
>>201700757>not even bothered to shavewhats the point? they dont look like women they make no attempt to look like womenits just fucking disgusting seeing these freaks around
>>201700732>Am Indian. I look better than this dudeyeah but you're indian so that's like a -4 penalty to dating, most girls would prefer a hideous white guy over an average or even handsome indian
flying willies all about, whizzing by my ear, seeking a bum to fly upbetter watch out lads
>>201700708F-5?
>>201700355the reddit engagement on his post is the highlight of his year if not his entire life
31 years old lads and am getting fully white hairs on the top of my (severely balding) headi wasn't a looker to begin with how can it be this unfair
>>201700791
Just found out that my baby is going to be a boy. I know it sounds bad, but I was praying that it wouldn't be a girl lol.Over the moon desu.
>>201700757>starry night dressGod I hate trannies so much. Not just cause they’re Moblie eyesores but because they just don’t understand women at all
Who's the /brit/ KWABOTY?
i’ll rape you if you don’t give me a bradley (You)
>>201700808Have had white lads asking me if I fancy their gf in bars and nightclubs. The cuck meme is true and grim
>>201700791IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW
>>201700849Congrats x
>>201700849you gonna kiss his feet?
>>201700841If it makes you feel any better I'm 34 and have a full head of light brown hair.
have to keep changing the wifi channel as there's too many connections on my street which overlap
only tolerable posting hours are 6AM-9AMbefore the neets awake, and before the aussies go to bedevery other time of day is just fucking awful
>>201700808A 5'7" average looking white bloke has the same dating prospects as a 6'2" handsome indianmental really
>>201700825YOU SEARCHED IT
>>2017009209-10am is peak brit
>>201700927Didn't, just saw Northrop and guessed.
>>201700920some neets are still up at that time
My gf is much fatter than she used to be, but I get some on the side so it doesn't really matter.
>>201700467cute jeet
>>201700689RORKE MATE
>>201700894Cheers>>201700897umm, I suppose so
>>201700920>6AM-9AMPrime been-up-all-night NEET timet. knower
>>201700920aussies are terrible posters and only people posting that time are neets who have normal waking hoursimagine waking up for work and first thing you do is go have a conversation on brit lmaojust doesnt happen
>>201700953Fair playIf you see Northrop and arresting hook and left/right engine starters there aren’t many to guess from really
>>201700925I would say better, the Indian would also need a decent job to match a 5'7 white guy
>>201701001corr yeah love babies' feet me
learning how to cook
>>201701007Give it a rest battered bumhole lad
>Eton to raise fees to £63,000 per annum in response to VAT changeKWAB
>>201701004>>201700955the neets who have been up all night are usually a bit calmer and a bit more normal though
>>201700708when i see things like this it really blows my mind how much engineering goes into itthe white man's ingenuity is truly god-like
>>201701049
>>201700105Almost all of the strongest men in the world are Nordic or Baltic you dumb tranny
>Between 2002–03 and 2011–12, median pensioner incomes grew by 22% (after adjusting for inflation), whereas incomes of working-age adults fell by 3%, due to slow growth prior to 2007 and big falls in incomes during the Great RecessionGrimmus Maximus
>>201701058corr would love to wrap my lips around that
>>201701124literally untrue kek what are you talking about
>>201701075could have had that knocked up in a week me. how many years and how many boffins did it take to build all of that nonsense?
>>201701058How did Sasha become so popular? She's honestly kinda ugly even by pornstar standards
>>201701060project on
>>201701153lol okay incel
>>201701153dunno
>>201701153nah she's cutealso came in at 19 or whatever and immediately did all the nastiest stuff fair play to her
>>201701075imagine it fell lol
>>201701153>ugly
drinking the beergot some terrible anxiety you see
Don’t know what your label telling youOr what magic beans they selling youI can flow, you can’t though, exampleOf a cat who just a modern-day SamboWho be bitching out to A&R demands soYou can collect your little petty cash advance, hoYou knock-kneed and sloppy, but not meI'm I-N-D-E-P-E-N-D-E-N-T>>201701070bravo make even fewer people able to afford independent schooling and forcing more strain on the state sectorBRAVO
>>201701153not bogged enough for you is she?
>battered bumhole lad
>>201701153She was in a real non-pornographic movie that was pretty good actually. About a dinner party where the host is a sadist who makes his guests play a sick game to survive.
>>201701180on my bollocks
Was more of a Dani Daniels man
>>201701184I mean look at Bobbi Starr, she was much prettier
dreading my dad dying, wouldn't even know who to invite to funeral, all his family hate him, and as his only son I'd have to give a eulogy
>>201701210Fish and chips innit haha
>>201701232>Istopped reading right about here
Genuinely don't get why they don't include graphic full penetration in 18 rated fillums.
>>201701221good bush on that lass
>>201701238yeah it's utter shit lad be greatful for all the moments you still have him even when you hate him
>>201701221she did excellent blacked scenes
>>201701238i've been to three funerals now, and it didn't seem custom to speaki thought that was just a tv thing
I must confess I've been lying to you, lads. All the shagging stories, I was making it all up. I made them all up to make you lads think I was cool.
>>201701250
>>201701257not really an expert but i feel like you might need a special licence to show porn in theatres which your odeons won't have
>>201701153Who is the most beautiful porn star? As in genuinely fall in love with level looks? Mia Melano and Alexa Grace for me, and Alex Grey pre tattoos
>>201701269really? been to five and at every one there's usually a eulogy.
>>201701205Shut up Diego
seasoning a poo
>>201701075And the f-5 cockpit is a VERY basic cockpit, they’re used as trainers. Now everything is digital (no actual photos of this one yet just sims)
Talking abt your innermost feelings on brit is extremely risky. Prepare your anus, as it were
>>201701278I feel betrayed mate. And you also don’t really earn £100k a year and have half a mil in your Vanguard account?
>>201701285grim post
https://youtu.be/40-u8Xky6HIget the britpop posted
>>201701285Elena KoshkaMary MoodyArya FaeEmelie CrystalJulia Roca
Still can't get over how fucking shite Diego's taste in music is. Literally the taste of a 14 year old girl.
>>201701153phenomenal arse and willingness to get shagged in it
>>201701285Eva Elfie
>>201701329Good shout on Mary Moody. I'll check the others out
almost never watch pro porn, me.much prefer some amateur girl, maybe it's something she shot for her then-bf. pre-onlyfans, just doing it for the thrill
>>201701075>the white man's ingenuityYou mean the Jew’s and the Chinaman’s ingenuity
>>201701331That's because he's a repressed gay teenager who's angry at the world.
>>201701373Amateur porn is cringeWomen being degraded for money is based
>>201701285Nicole Aniston was legit a really beautiful woman before she got bogged. A lot of the Eastern Euro girls from Hungary and Ukraine are also very pretty before they do too many scenes and go through the meat grinder.If you like Asians then there are tons of beautiful JAV girls
>>201701329Emily Grey
>get banned by tranny janny for shit that isn't against the rules but hurts his feelings>change IP>I'm backIt must be so hard to be an unpaid internet tyrant struggling against the reality of your own worthlessness, huh janny?
>>201701285I always found Remy Lacroix very pretty, she had a bit of a girl-next-door vibe to her while still being very cute
Post more of lowkeydeadinside and her enormous fat arse please
>>201701374>Jew’s>engineering
>>201701269never been to a non family memebers funeral and never has there not been a eulogy
>>201701348corr yeah
sir eggy farter
My things are too good for meI don't deserve them
>>201701407Yeah she was hot
>>201701413use google lad
>>201701374bait
>>201701433fucking screakmning
>>201701285Jia Lissa is genuinely the prettiest girl in pornshame half her scenes are either troon-shit, blacked-shit, or weird sci-fi-shit
>>201701463>weird sci-fi-shitquite like her HENTAIED muck
Always wonder what happens to pornstars when they retire.
>>201701411yeah, about that...
>>201701373i was big into porno up until about 2016-2017, starting watching cams and haven't really watched much else since
what a grim thread
if u got a girl in a third world country pregnant and she insisted on keeping it. Would you tell your parents or just keep it a secret since the child would never come to your home country anyway
sir ganga farmer
>>201701501cute
>>201701411>>201701501yuck
>>201701435this i am a pathetic lazy ugly evil man yet i have an objectively fortunate life
Poland’s getting the raw end of the deal here. They have to pay more than Indonesia for the same colors.
>>201701520
why is everything about modern life so shit
>>201701516tell my dad so he thinks I'm a shagger
Celtic winning the old firm and Liverpool beating manchester poonited, corrr what a day
sir ciggy smoker
>>201701485They become escorts/marry some cuck
alright boysa fit arab gf or a peng latina gf?
>>201701566looks jewish
big bowl of oyakodon for tea x
niece uncle
>>201701564hairline mogs me
>>201701463regardless of what anyone might think about interracial porn, her blacked scene with stacy cruz is surely one of the highest quality porn scenes ever produced. everything from the location and lighting to the performer chemistry and enthusiasm is top tier
>>201701285alina lopez looks really similar to a girl I work with, who also happens to be extremely nice to me - and for that reason I will rub myself raw to her PureTaboo and Real Estate scenes whenever I get a chance
>>201701548private equity has stripped any culture from anything worth strippingremember inbetweeners? they're back, please subscribe to our streaming service
>>201701516obviously keep it a secret
>>201701565Don't think it's cuckoldry if she stops desu. We all have a past? As long as the kids are mine, I don't really care
Need a man to batter my bumhole
>>201701625umm hello
>>201701532what is the cure for this ailment? I think probably to spend time with better people or none at all
doing yet another poo
>>201701625*ears prick up*
>>201701588True to be fair, I get the appeal, it's better than just having some fat mexican with a camcorder in a studio apartment with 30 seconds of the dumbest story you've ever heard - shame it's for such a pathetic fetish reckon that's why JAV also does very well, cause you can tell a lot more effort goes into it
>>201701635>>201701648Birmingham?
Hazel Moore looks like a girl I could pull
>>201701647bruh your toes look fucking weird
>>201701566Never met a Latina irl, but I enjoy wanking to their porn.Arab women are spoiled and materialistic in my experience, or religious nutjobs.
my very attractive supervisor was lamenting the fact she couldn't find a bf
I have not had a friend since highschool
>>201701647Put them fucking grim feet away Christ man I’m eating
>>201701669elite boobs and fanny
are those german right-wing parties that are predicted to do well in those elections actually far-right? or is that just the bbc being dishonest as per usual?
>>201701647are you curling one out in a cupboard
>>201701703and what did you say? or is this something you overheard as she was talking to someone else without knowing a greasy little incel like you would eavesdrop and then post about it here later?
>>201701674>>201701721why you looking at my toes?you interested?
>>201701738her arse is great too, she's an all round top tier slut actually
>>201701655JAV is on another level in terms of production
Shiori Tsukada wrapping her thighs around my head.
>>201701780this was during a conversation between a few of us in the office, I wasn't just stood round the corner wanking
Any pooey lynx lad in
figured out how to overcome the issue of robot companions not attacking in fallout 4you just switch the legs and then switch them back, which seems to reset their personality ai or whatever and gets them working againI've turned codsworth into megatron basically
air fryers are a psyop to acclimate you into owning nothing and being happy
are we all posting our grotty feet then
>>201701647>dickies874s? me too haha x
>>201701886alri frodo
>>201701886Monkey feet shave it jeez
>>201701886why’s your right toe clipped but your left isnt
>>201701639i try to spend time with better people but i've lost a lot of friends over time
>The Oasis ticket sales process has been defended by the boss of a ticketing industry body, after prices surged while fans queued online.>Many fans were furious to find tickets escalating in price as the sale continued on Saturday while others gave up queuing or were kicked out of the system while they waited.>Rachael Board from Devon, told BBC News she’d woken up “feeling like she’d been completely ripped off” after paying £495 for a ticket, far higher than the £150 she’d intended to pay.Nobody forced you to buy them you fucking idiot.
>>201701908I got bored half way through
can't grow facial hair, but got loads of arse hairwonder what the evolutionary reason for this is
>>201701886how can you be this dysgenic
>>201701911>defended by the boss of a ticketing industry bodywhat could possibly by their defence for being such massive pricks
>>201701058All this shit needing washed after:>wooden chopping board>glass chopping board>pyrex jug>knife>fork>whisk>plate at the end>bowl containing chopped tomatoes>bowl containing seasoning>plate containing fresh seasoning to be placed inside fishand hour+ doing all that shite for a meal that takes 6 minutes to eatIt's all well and good when you're financially independent from your porn career + streaming and you have all day free and a dishwasher. Wageslaves aren't coming home from their warehouse shift then doing this crap.
>>201701911Ah yes champions of the working class
>>201701938must've tried to keep your mouth warm, i guess
>>201701942Stop using words you don’t know how to use little /pol/ boy
>>201701647>>201701787>>201701886fucking christ does every /brit/ poster just have disgusting fucking feet?
>>201701886little werewolf fella
>>201701942>dysgenicWord used by shut in neeks.
>>201701911>advertise tickets at £75>ticket agency turns around and says "whoopsy - because of high demand that's not £200">you've just spent 5 hours waiting for this chance to buy them are you autistic?
lefypol won 3-0 north and south of hadrians walltough day for rorke
>>201701950It's called supply and demand commiemong
>>201701669yeah she's cute
>>201701975project on
>>201701952Took longer for your brain to formulate and tell your hands to type that inane post than it would to clean up those items
>>201701952 let her cook
>>201701938British women selected for clean shaven men but love hairy arses on men
figured out a major tea hack ladsmakes numerous cups of tea without wasting bags
>>201702007Wtf is that on her nose
>>201701938your ancestors use to get shagged up the arse a lot and so grew hair there to try and stop itlooking at you it seems like this attempt was unsuccessful
Thoughts?
>>201701996it's even worse than that it's also>oh btw you have 5 minutes now to buy these tickets or they will go away so i assume you got all your mates to agree to the inflated price u never predicted right... right???
>>201701978I have beautiful feet and no i won't post them for you to ogle at you lecherous fuck
alri?
>>201702037forgot to attach
>>201702007>>201701669Her double penetration scenes are tremendous, especially the interracial ones
>>201702046my thoughts are that post is far too long for me to readprecis it for me
>>201702046Those aren't chakras?He's just saying words to sniff his own farts
>>201702046Not reading that shite
actual bellends on here defending people buying inflated ticket prices for gigs. You fucking realise if no one bought them they'd lower the prices right?
>>201702082Wheres your kettle dude
my cute feetsies :3
>>201702138that's all capitalism mate
>>201702138I've made money a few times reselling tickets, don't hate the player hate the game
>>201702138Free market babyDon't act like you wouldn't given the supply demand scenarioWho are you virtue signaling to?The crowd hates you
>>201702155don’t have one hahashant be wasting my money on something i already have a pot for
proper chucking it down lads v comfy rn
>>201702138If you're willing to cough up £150 for something you can listen to for free than you deserve to be milked for £500
>>201702160Burst out laughing
>>201702221what are you talking about lad its fucking baking
>>201702221>>201702261It's cool and dry actually, thickos
why would i buy oasis tickets when i can just listen to them on spotify
>>201702138Oh God, shut the fuck up.
>>201702196grim af
>>201702261Fat bastard
> Oh God, shut the fuck up.
>>201702347>>201702347>>201702347
*cooks bacon**bakes cookies*