be queer now edish
hes hereand hes quare
>>201705317Spooky
Doing the ol' alcobalcony if you wish
getting punched on my goatee
simply the perfect woman
>>201705354THE GIRL WHO WEARS A DIRTY SHIRTSHE KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT SHE'S WORTHSHE KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT SHE'S WORTH TO ME
Holy fuck I just woke up from the most terrifying dream, I was a virgin in a dark room posting a fat goth sow with comical proportions... luckily I woke up and had sex with my cute fit girlfriend I go on hikes with.... phew..think about it.
>>201705248mad that, did give me a chuckleseems like every uni house/dorm has a story about poo, the block of flats my mate lived in during his time at uni was appalling for the mess in the bogs
hey guys how's it going
Away with this Popish idolatry! Did the Lord not say unto Moses: "Thou shalt not make unto thyself any graven image nor bow down to them"? Has this king forgotten the Spanish Inquisition? Is the Roman Catholic Church to have a seat in Westminster?
>>201705428ktim with my pakistani gf
/brit/ is a pooasis in the desert of /int/
12B for ukraine but that alzheimers treatment is just too expensive
Honestly it's a weird approach to have to life where you feel you should do NOTHING. That's just not the reality of this existence. Like if you lived in the wilderness you'd have to labor, grow your own food, keep animals, hunt, etc. to even eat. You'd have to build a shelter. You'd have to do work to survive. So if you go into a grocery store, or a restaurant or something, you PAY for the food because someone did the work for you. You just don't open your mouth and get fed like a fucking infant. There's a ton of bullshit about our current system obviously but the whole "I should just be able to relax and not do shit" thing is absurd.
>>201705416kinda sad how she just whores herself on the internert and wont be able to have a bf
>>201705450hiya
>>201705428oh my days you are so upset lmaooo
Lads, I'm looking for a new jacket for work.It's for cool or rainy weather (5-15 degrees) in the autumn and spring. I wear a shirt and trousers in the office and sometimes walk around the site for my work meaning I go outside.Would a waxed cotton jacket work? Not quite sure of the right style.
>>201705485Ukraine is getting shagged up the arse
>>20170368930 myself and singlehad a few gfs in my 20smoved away from london and got off the apps and its very difficult to meet someone new now
>>201705520have you considered something like this?
the phone is a surrogate matethrough its use the female can provide for herselfwith no need for a man
>>201705477two little crutches! 77! haha no but seriously, whats it like clarting a pakistani? I have wondered this....>>201705519upset doesnt even begin to describe my level of rage... im boiling over like a kettle, im actually trying to kill you with my mind right now and i think its working....
Living with a hidden disability fish odour syndrome. (TMAU) 1 day I stink of fish another day stink of shit de lads,SOME people smell it and some people don't.I was diagnosed in 2005 by Sheffield university and 5 great guys plus one knows some one who worked at sheffield university in 2005.I type in 2002 on google why do i smell of fish, it came up with TMAU (fish odour syndrome)I have a hidden disability it miss understood and unpleasant if i never had TMAU i would have worked all my life, I never ask to be born.I dont feel sorry for myself i stay positive all the way and spiritual minded. I have to wash my arm pits again after a shower and plus I have to wash my ass in the sink in the day after toilet. Dont feel sorry for me just try and understand a hidden disability. I get on with my life and make the most of it, positive all the way
>>201705520>Would a waxed cotton jacket work?yeh. there's lots of autumn jackets to choose from, not sure what you mean by "would it work"
What's the most underrated city, town, village, hamlet, parish, suburb, borough, market town, commune, conurbation, or village green in the UK?
>>201705490>if you lived in the wilderness you'd have to labor, grow your own food, keep animals, hunt, etc. to even eat. You'd have to build a shelter. You'd have to do work to survive.This doesn't feel like work. There's something extremely rewarding about owning the thing you're working on, and seeing the end product. This is why tradesmen are usually fairly content. Office drones or others don't really get to have the same experience.
back on the Frasier toilup to season 6 now
>>201705442don't know why it's always the bogs that seem to get wrecked - you'd imagine that's where people would be calmestmy girlfriend is back in student housing this year and she was telling me that the prior tenants had stolen the toilet seat and shower curtains and how they had to use the neighbours bog for a week before they replaced it
Right so I'm watching Taskmaster season 13 as suggested by a kind anon yesterdayYou knew what you were doing because that white woman is low-key kind of a MILFI'm holding my Williamson through every episode
>>201705567MAYBE I DON'T REALLY WANNA KNOW
>>201705500>Marx>Chadhe was an autistic neet who didn't shower and lived off gibs from his friends
don't let poo take control
I'm 19 and never get morning wood anymoreIt's over
>>201705592I mean would it look alright with a shirt/trousers/shoes at work?Something like thishttps://www.mountainwarehouse.com/hinter-hobart-hawick-mens-waxed-cotton-jacket-p42051.aspx/
>>201705520>waxed cotton jacketThats what i've got. I got it in New Zealand from a company called Swanndri.
>>201705606Based
>>201705520
>>201705416ZOMG I LOVE obese women, they make my mentally ill brain send blood to my willy.It's the fact that they possibly have diabetes which does it for me. Very peng
>>201705578just imagining you in tears typing this >>201705428 out halfway through the previous thread and then putting it in a little notepad file so you could copy and paste it into the reply box as soon as i posted in the next thread HAHAHAHAHAHAHA you managed it in 24 seconds lmaooooo
>>201705668nonce clobber
>>201705606why is her face always filtered
imagine tricking someone into thinking they have a disability that doesn't exist
>>201705520ktim. The only thing I dislike about wax jackets is using them on the bus or train, but I'm sure lots of other people do without issues. Always scared some wax will transfer but not really sure if that actually happens.
>>201705638Whatever helps you cope for being a brainlet.
>>201705673t. coping troon
got called a flidimide in heron foods lids
>>201705679you got me ok you win.... you have more sex than me ok i get it.... mercy....
>>201705710I drive to work>>201705712nah not getting a Barbour
>>201705742tell us what happened lad
>>201705614they love to sneak the odd milf onto taskmaster>>201705651oh right, yeah that'd definitely work. people wear jackets like that with officewear all the time
>>201705638>autistic>neet>didn't shower>lived off gibs from his friendsjust four more reasons to think he was a chad
>if you exclude the one percent in anglo countries So the US,UK Canada and Australia/kiwi>Most people are struggling
>>201705739Corr, look at the way her lipid tissue bursts out of that corset that is FAR too small for her, wow, it is VERY normal to he attracted to this. You definitely have to be attracted to trannies if you don't like this HOG of a girl COORRRRR
>>201705764got called a flidimide (i was being a flid)
>>201705416doesn't really count if she's had injections or surgery. that isn't natural
>>201705747mate you are absolutely in pieces right now, its alright lad just turn in for the night, it will all be forgotten in the morning
Normally I'm an Akina kinda guy, but, as of late, I'm a Narumi head.
>>201705797
>>201705805was it in heron foods?
>>201705638Yeah. He was chad soy
>>201705853prefer not to say
>it will all be forgotten in the morning
>>201705638>he was an autistic neet who didn't shower and lived off gibs from his friendsbased
>>201705804>nooooo you dont need to have curves to look like a woman! i can still pass!!!!LMAOOOO
every taskmaster line up is basically:>paki>literal who>MILF>30-40 year old feminist woman comedian>the only recognisable name who use to be on a popular panel and/or sketch show in the 90s and 00s
>>201705868you're not invited to my birthday party any more.
>>201705847sound like a racehorse pissin in there
>>201705831im broken... enough is enough please... think about what you're doing... also has anyone know what it means if there is white dots on your parsley leaves?
>>201705520Yeah, wax jackets like a typical barbour bedale or beaufort are the go-to adult jacket which looks fine with shirts and trousers. You could also consider a rain mac if you need something smarter. I'd make sure it's roomy so you can always wear a suit jacket, blazer, knitwear under it or add a liner.
>Corr, look at the way her lipid tissuehatpost
Got called a chutiya in Star of India
came home battered once and pissed in bin in my ex gfs bedroom whilst she screamed at medon't remember any of it, but she gave me an earful the next day
Should i get on the vodka or the cans
is this a spaino melty or someone else?
ass
>>201705911At this point you're just spamming an advertisementBuy one or fuck off with your runtish fixation
>>201705911Yes, those are such subtle delicate feminine curves. They are absolutely not the result of an unhealthy lifestyle. I stan this healthy queenHAES!!!
>>201705982good film this. might rewatch
>>201705936Yeah also thought of getting a mac
>>201705979it's obviously spaino/brit/ is his whole lifehe's in here all day every dayas soon as one little thing goes against him he goes into a massive melty for hours whereas any other /brit/ user would just shut their laptop and go do something more interesting instead
>I'm an employed woman
>>201705994those are 100% estrogen induced hipstrannoids could NEVER
got called aakarshak purush in the local indian bakery by a couple of milves
imagine making a video like this with your dad
>>201706028airdrop black people here NOW!!!!!!!!>>201706051man what is this its scary :(
>>201705993>NOOOO JANNY MAKE HIM STOP! MY DYSPHORIA IS OUT OF CONTROL!!
>>201705990Mr Mossball, legalise da ting
>>201706061Yes, there is absolutely NOTHING in between those hips and a trannies hips. Those are the only two options, her hips a purely because of her genetics, there are absolutely no other factors involved.PREACH SISTER!
>>201705354Why am I the only one suffering>Everyone in their early 20's is traveling>Everyone in their early 20's aren't broke >Most people have loving families who actually careMy dad let her boyfriends hit me and bully me while but was kicked out for fighting back even though I lost
>3-Year duration 4chan Passes are now available for $45
Thunder and lightning
>>201706110jah bless, its sir ganga farmer here, we pon dem tings babylon tek are erb
>>201706078That is basically what The Famileigh do.
>My dad let her boyfriends hit me and bully me while but was kicked out for fighting back what
>>201706135what a deal
return to the countryside
>>201706158Thank you. Now make houses affordable
>>201706078women are so fucking funny
>>201706133hahahaha
>>201706135That's a bargain desu. I'm considering getting one.
>>201706158Howling
>>201706179needs more tower blocks and fast food restaurants
>>201706179get the holiday inns builtget them housedget them wanked off
>>201705916pretty accurate to be fair
>Metal Gear Solid V was released 9 years ago
can you all do me a favour and shut the fuck up for a second? trying to think
You lads are fucking obsessed with Spaino.Methinks you may have spent too much time on /Brit/? Maybe it's time for a break?
got the slop cooking in the oven
*starts stomping about the thread and making a din*
>>201706135
>>201706259lalalalalalala
>>201706259OK
>>201706249Really didn't need to read this today.
>>201705739Is that a 2010s sony bravia?
rorke ordering a haunted doll on ebay
I WONDERED WHAT BECAME OFFFFFFFFFFFFFF YOU
Sir blockhead faggot
>>201706312No, it's a horrifically obese woman.
>>201706351the so-called zoomer trim
never watched taskmaster desu, what's the appeal? tuned in for a few minutes once, decided it was complete soy tier shit and turned it off
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opBFaCS_PV4
>>201706259BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
>>201706351he was ahead of the curve with the zoomer perm wasn't he
>>201706367I'm on about the television, not the hog you mong
>>201706390are nhs
>>201706351sheeeeeeesh this cut is bussin fr fr ong no cap
why is this spastic having a mental breakdown over some ewhore hes advertising for free
freezing my eggs
I see the name "Grimgor" pop up in fiction every now and then. Is that a thing in English? Wasn't there on the ol' merriam webtser.
>>201706427hated that stupid trend never once joined in
Business idea: Stop banning things and let life be enjoyable
plopping out some shi in the commode
>>201706471tobacco doesn't make life enjoyablebeing free of it doesbanning it is a good thing
I'M NUCLEARI'M WILD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ulA5-cb2po
>>201706492Disagree
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnTmVirM8sYim fucked up lads just going to put on some tunes
Weet ik.
>>201706179so beautfiulthe british countryside is special
>>201706516scrompling
whats a bombaclatt
>>201706539Alright Mikey
>>201706404Bet he sucked a dick or 2 back in the day
Smoking a ls right now and finding it very enjoyable
rorke's gf
The British countryside is fucking shitIt's just boring farmland and fieldsOur ancient woodlands and rainforests were ripped down over thousands of years
>>201706572have a look in the mirror x
>Oasis>One hit 90's band making a final cash grab because their 60 year old guitarist got divorce rapedI don't get the hype.
>>201706492peat-gavel post
Remember 2014-2016 when there was a "Punished X" meme of everyone
>>201706608
>>201706578https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEe7_b6NHtAyour my bank now
mum's wife (obese) boiling with range at any woman younger and skinnier than her again
>>201706606nh it is lush x
don't feel anythingconsidering the possibility I might some kind of bugman npc
imagine being drunk on a Sundaysort your life out
>mum's wifescreaming
rorke exploring an abandoned factory
>>201706620what does that mean
>>201706694Don’t have to imagine actually
>>201706673need that paved over to house more browns
>>201706606it can be pretty picturesque honestly, and we still have plenty of forest and even mountains up in Scotland
>>201706718?
>>201706733newrunt
Got a birthday meal thats very expensive and my parents spent a long time planning and I just don't cafe. I'll go and smile and chat and pretend, but I won't care. I'll go home and lie in my bed in the dark.I don't feel grateful, I don't feel anything.
if i had a gf id touch her all the time
>mum's wife
>>201706694I'm not drunk I'm tipsymore to the point imagine being a poofy wog who can't handle a couple on sunday
>>201706764
why do yanks like "comedy clubs"
>>201706764k
>>201706351flock of seagulls looking nigga
>>201706770
>>201706773?
I am a danger to women.
>>201705520Have you considered grindr?
fucking hell ive lit a candle i made for my ex months ago and that lavender oil shit works im getting sleepy
>>201706620kek
>>201706770wouldn't have her for long then
>>201706818ok
Imagine having a fucking dyke for a mother good grief.
Hair from the mother will amputate the toes of a baby
>>201706856what do you think?
not had it off in years, the next bird i slip it in is in for the time of her life
>>201706514What a pile of shite that was (apart from the gameplay)
Reprimanding a poo
>>201706874not just mother, mother in law as welllmao
>>201706874double dyke families go hard
rorke staying in his own laneforging his own pathnavigating the ups and downsstaying true to himselffocusing on his missiondefying the odds
>>201706889ive always wanted to nut the instant I put it in and collapse and be panting and have beads of sweat on my forehead then ask them if they finished
>>201706918go easy on yourself lad
it's dark already, can't be doing with it
>>201706594oh my days
>>201706937looks like the proto gf
Been on the cans tbhmaif
>>201706874nothing wrong with that + cool it with the homophobic remarks please>>201706927stepmum not mother in lawretard
You'll never outsmart your own arse
>>201706973Fucking hell I thought it was about 10, not on this
So what's Kidderminster like?
Who's got a lesbo mother in law
My granddad bought his house for 2 mossballs and now it's worth 750kFucking state of it all
they need to find a cure for autism pronto
>>201707082Begin with your family
hearing mateberg's tales of his neurotic girlfriend has completely dissolved all pining I had for the ex gfa stark reminder of what i'm not dealing with. at least some good comes from his suffering.
>>201707039ahah right you areproper mong, me
thought my cousin was gay but he knocked a bird up last year
>>201706973Will be winter before you know itWaking up and going to toil in the dark, then finishing toil and coming home in the dark. Supplementing myself with vitamin D pills so I don't throw myself in front of a bus.
>>201707081just cancel your netflix pal
Miss ballbusting posts
>>201706937Airlift her into the ghettos of Paris NOWOW
>>201707039ever thought about shagging her
Dad's husband is complaining about me living with them again. Can't take this.
kidderminster MENTIONED
having a wankberg over the lesbiantoil
>>201707081have you tried meal prepping? x
I made this thread. ME. Not (you). So don't ever fucking tell me how I should post in my own thread janny you cunt.
>>201707157hahahaha
got the hentai on, and the poppers warmed up
>>201707064it's bang average honestly, gets a bad rap but you could do a lot worsehas some nice bits and some shite bits
>>201707188size of that dog
>>201707193Based to say the least
>>201707188YJKing at this ngl
>>201707188how wet do you think she got?
>>201707188What a chad. I wish I had that confidence with the ladies.
>>201707193Love this You tell em pal
eating poo x
She has a wife you know?
>>201707266no you're notbe quiet
not eaten anything since 9am, going to get on the cansreckon it'll only take a couple and i'll be out for the count
any abhorrent posts
>>201707266Tell me more
British pop star Samantha Mumba plays with the new Vodafone digital camera mobile phone during a promotional photoshoot (2002)
flanging my ringpiece x>>201707293good spot, he definitely wasn't eating poo
flanging my ringpiece x
entering the 4th dimension
Just spent 1450 euro on a new belt with oyster inlay
>>201707314>>201707335>>201707360get them arrested
>>201707334no you're not be quiet
>>201707382prove it
>I am dragged along by a strange new force. Desire and reason are pulling in different directions. I see the right way and approve it, but follow the wrong.
>>201707377>1450 euro?!
>>201707314>>201707335>>201707360lock them up and throw away the key
I hate zoomers but ngl since BBC2 started playing Billie Eilish - BIRDS OF A FEATHER its been getting in my head a lot and im quite liking it. Can see why people are comparing her to Katy Perry, Britney Spears, Madonna, etc.
>>201707417bit gay
might buy a shawl collar cardigan so I can be prepared for when the bills rise but they all have leather buttons, grim
Used to have a recurring dream where I was trapped in the Mario 64 castle
>>201707453stop listening to the jewish radio transmissionsthey're poisoning your mind
Lost my moss ball
dog ate my moss ball
mum and stepmum found my cum wall
just seen a dog scran a mossball
pig sex arse for dinnertoo poor to afford a fresh one so I bought a used one from the butchers
>>201707454>All right, boy, skewer me. I've dropped my defenses,I'm an easy victim. Why, by nowYour arrows practically know their own way to the targetAnd feel less at home in their quiver than in me.
dad and stepdad found my incel drawer
>>201707480maybe but I like to have some music, news, weather, and traffic on while im driving and dont want to hear adverts so radio 2 i probably the only option.
mossballing a poo
mum and post-dad discovered the bogey cave
when the piss bottle develops 'bits'
>>201707543most of their presenters are gay or women
>>201707556this one induced a giggle
mum and xad discovered my gooncave
mashallahing a mohammed sex arse
read this entire article https://www.thecut.com/article/age-gap-relationships-couples.html
>>201705376>quareThanks bong, we Hillbillies in Appalachia use this word. Never been able to spell it or find it in a dictionary before.Offended many a outsider calling them quare.
>read this entire articleno
The so called scran
There's only one anon that owns a Mossball stop lying
>>201707335excuse me but why are you posting this? she's disgusting and unhealthy
>>201707665Peng
I was running through the streets of faluja, 5 rounds left in my rifle mag, IEDs beneath my feet,any single one of these browns could be a terrorist
>>201707665Some mong left a tenner underneath the brown sauce
I SAID MAYBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYOU'RE GONNA BE THE ONE THAT SAVES MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>201707665Sir there's a poo on your plate
WORMED OUR WAY THROUGH DISTANT EARTH
>>201707564isnt that the case with all radio?radio 1 is surely worse. i dont mind jeremy vine and sara cox and they are on most at the times i drive during the week.i like johnnie walkers sounds of the 70s. once a month i do a long drive home on a Sunday and usually time it for Elaine Pages showtunes then the 70s.
>>201707741was also singing this song in my head today aha
>>201707634corrr are you actually from appalachia? seems like the comfiest part of the states desuwouldn't mind a nose around myself
>>201707634mad how British toffs and Appalachia Hillbillies are the 2 groups who call gays quares
THIS STATION IS NON OPERATIONAL
feel a sensation of intense dread and foreboding in my chestwe all know why. it's coming. it approaches.
No one make a new threadLet's see how many posts we can get to lol
new>>201707808>>201707808>>201707808
Love this image
illegally early new
*ahem* rorke and the missus
>>201707858my nan worked at a cotton mill. she operated the LOOM
>>201707793>corrr are you actually from appalachia? Yep, live right on the edge though. Very comfy and poor. I'm sure you'd fit in, my grand-uncle was married to a bong girl, she certainly didn't stand out lol>>201707853Quare doesn't really mean gay here, but anyone not a hillbilly will think you're calling someone a fag.
where did everyone go?
>>201705416Anon you realize she's using filters to male her proportions look bigger than they actually are, right? He knows this right guys??
>>201705500A nonwhite made this
