new edition
hate frenchies and the smug tone they take on here. remember you're place
it disturbs me on other boards when there's no flag attached to the postI have to know who made the post
>>201725452if i see a post that's jaw-droppingly stupid i just assume they're american
>>201725451>remember you're placeDIEV ET MON DROIT
>>201725451all french flags are greggory
I have a 22L backpack for toil and overnights and a 35L backpack for walkies and for multi day tripsI hope that will do me and I never need a bigger one
and ffs it's your and it's Grégory
watching the Rings of Power
>>201725512How do you do that line over your e
>>201725514Why?
>>201725514i thought season 1 was fairly alright even though i immediately forgot what happened after watching it
where can I find italian gf?
>>201725521just type e[hat] look è
>>201725437Damn so is it a bad idea to stay in the college dorm in London because I don't want to pay for hotel rooms
e[hat]
australia should annex new guinea, since they have native kangaroos there it belongs to us by divine right
>>201725528waiting out the time until i shuffle off this mortal coil>>201725531i watched the first season and barely remember anything either. it's bizarre.
>>201725521goes with a french keyboard*bes all smug about it*you wouldn't get it
Rorke Dundler mifflin lads innit
>>201725565Do you have a £ on your keyboard?
having a goon
>>201725510I have a 40l one for flights around Asia
>>201725575i just use alt+0163 £
>>201725575yea there you go 50£
>>201725591just maj on $ desu no need for codeyou're not that important
>>201725613>beautywhere?
If you saw this in the shops would you like it?
>>201725604That's good thatE with a line on it and a £ sign on one keyboard
Flatmate learned I work in IT and was asking if I work with any incels She talked like they're some mysterious cult and not just autistic guys who can't get pussy
>>201725690https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LVt49l6aP8
>>201725675you got Nigel around?look at this 50€
keir starmer is such an asshole
>>201725690>female flatmate
>>201725762What colour would you associate with assholes?
wouldn't mind a "IP Man vs Jean Claude Van Damme' video desu
>>201725794lavender
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0r3-fYKUAY
>>201725824
Changing my 10 month old's nappy and he got a little hard on
On my way to Birmingham for work
Why does the queens guard use draft horses
>>201725613thought kylie jenner is in good shapethen saw it's someone else lol
>>201725819we grow that in Provence
>>201725862
another day anohter dollar
haha got tons of stuff to do before 10, had months to do it just didn't haha
do i go to sleep now and try to wake up before 5pm to call customer serviceORstay awake another 54 minutes and then call customr service?
>get on the booze >start feeling fruity and install grindr, send photos of my willer to old gay lads when on steamingtoil >give up boozing for two weeks >regular sleep and dreams return, but they’re gay dreams
>>201725958I got news for you
>>201725958Seek Jesus
>>201726029Quite like that film, would give them both many white babies
>>201726029Quite like that film, would like to see them with many black babies
>>201726071>>201726130the duality of rorke
:')
Sometimes I have gay sex nightmares lol
>>201726151italy still had sailing ships in the 60s? also what a dumb name for a ship
Air Con Engineer Anchors to Building Side for Mid-Air Equipment Repair
didnt understand this scene
>>201726199Racist cunt
doing gay porn farts and screaming
>>201726221the orcs want to take over, destroy their way of life, and kill their women and children. why would the humans let them in?
I’m an armpit freak
>>201726252
This just in fellow rorkes, Oasis is based.https://youtu.be/3UN2skH01TA?si=H5Cj-7bG4c9LjnIE
>>201726246That does NOT apply to the majority of immigrants
>Here’s your housekeep/maid/personal assistant bro>oh also you own her and she doesn’t get paid and has to do whatever you sayI mean come on
>>201726169i've had one or two nightmares over the years where im running away from a gay trying to rape me
>>201726290Thank you for your service.
started living in an old house,i did a shit and i did it in your mouth
single mom life
Visited my Dad (who lives in Wales) and he's noticed that I've put on muscle. Felt good. He didn't know I'd started the gym.
>>201726316childhood memories of the games your dad used to play with you?
>>201726349My white clit twitched lol
>>201726361Is he gay?
>>201726378project on
>>201726179Are you tarded?
>>201726349utterly mad that even girls like that who could get almost any man end up picking only the worst men who would leave them with a kid lol
>>201726387No
dem toilfreaks really do be going to toilme? just about to go to sleep and maybe wake up round about 3 or 4 hahah they wish they were me x
You're looking very muscly and sexy today son
My dad is self-employed and easily earns over 100k a year and is constantly lecturing me that I am lazy even though he does hardly any work. Every time I see him with his laptop open he’s checking football transfer news or arguing on Twitter with other mid life crisis twats.
>>201726531>arguing on Twitter with other mid life crisis twatsFOLC
>>201726524Imagine that in a Welsh accent lmfao
>>201725437Is this the new?
>>201726531What kind of job does he have?
>>201726531you sound jealous and ungrateful
>>201726546>having elderly parents who made you autistic because they had you so lateClassic >>201726563He does consultancy.
>>201726531read this in a gay poncey southerner brat voice
>>201726524Hehe thx
>>201726579>He does consultancy.ah, so he passes himself off as an expert and scams corporations
>>201726579what kind of consultancy
>>201726576I’m neither, I just wish he would let me be a NEET in peace. I don’t even cost him much money. >>201726590I am from Oxfordshire, I have a normal accent
would quite like to spaff inside a black girl
>>201726524He didn't say sexy, you added that in. For shame.>>201726554He's not Welsh.
> I am from Oxfordshire, I have a normal accent
>>201726615Give us a turn
You’re under the same big misconception as so many others- which, I mean, anyone reading that sort of thing immediately dismisses whatever comes next, but what I’m gonna say is true regardless.The Palestinian people widely support Hamas. They would support them even more if they were more successful, and a large part of negative sentiment toward Hamas among Palestinians comes from anger at their relative incompetence at defeating Israel- which is why Hamas is more popular in the West Bank (where the civilians are relatively unharmed) than in Gaza (where the civilians are suffering greatly).I do not support the Palestinian people. Their culture is awful, hateful, primitive, sexist, homophobic, and murderous in the pursuit of all the previous traits. It’s even racist, believe it or not- they have whole racial doctrines about Jews being inherently evil and God wanting to them to purge them for that reason.Their culture has no place in a civilized world, and it deserves no respect, which is as much respect as it affords other cultures and beliefs.
>I am from Oxfordshire, I have a normal accent
I never iron my clothes, only homosexuals do that
>>201726675Parklife!
>I can tell you’ve been working out son, you’re looking very sexy lately. Your bum especially is looking very good.
just squeezed out an enormous shite before i need to leave before toilfeel so much lighter, euphoric, almost emotional after passing it
>>201726680laurie had such a glow up as he got olderfrom goofy dork to snide housian chad
the breafast scrandemic
wonder what my future proto gf is currently doing
>>201726710Bet your hole is lovely and loose now.
>>201726710That’s what black women feek
>>201726704loling
>>201726710Should have “accidentally” left it in the bowl for the next person to find, I always do that when I have a poo I’m very proud of
>>201726731forgot pic, pic relalso breakfast*
someone at toil was killed after being hit by a car when he was riding one of them e-scooters.
>>201726308fuck she's perfect i love black girls
>>201726710have you tried pooing in the kettle and turning it on so when gfberg wakes up she pours herself a poo coffee haha
>>201726731>>201726755
>>201726750Corrr, are you looking for a flatmate by any chance?
>>201726731>>201726755fucking HELLPIC RELATED, THE BREAKFAST SCRANDEMIC
the British East India Company of our time
>>201726762A negro I’m assuming?
think this salt spray is making my hair fall out
armed robbery should be minimum 20 years in prisonregular robbery should be minimum 1 year
NOT WORKING IS ITIT'S NOT WORKING IS ITPIC RELATED, THE BREAKFAST SCRANDEMICBUT NO, IT WON'T PSOT AGAIN WILL ITFUCKING NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
>>201726731>>201726755>>201726781This was funny, but some neek autist is going to see this and spam it in every thread for the next two months.
>>201726762dangerous things those "e-scooters" should be banned
i have an e scooter and it's well fun and handyillegal but who cares LOL
thoughts on fixed betting?
I love pooing
>>201726728his real prime was stewart little
chocolate rolo cowboy hats
>>201726866they're really fucking stupid and shouldn't be allowed on the footpath
gf away to start her PhD. Me? Got an NVQ and that's it
I want to be adored
>>201726897on a diet here ffs
Erotic back to school outfit videos. So much fap content is being created right now
thoughts on nudism?
>>201726906dont discount yourself like that you've also got schizophrenia
>>201726897fat people love shite like this
>>201726903>they're really fucking stupidwhy? it's a mode of transportalso i don't think they are allowed on the footpath heredoesn't stop me though LMAO unironicallyplenty of boomers have overacted and gone all "oh my god" all flustered when i was clearly never anywhere near them, makes me KEK
fuck sake lads look at the time*looks at the time*
i wanna be sectioned
>>201726728He's always been good looking desu, he just used to pull 'I am silly' faces when he was a comedian.
>>201726930link?
missed my traingoing to be an hour late for workgood job toilberg is off haha
>>201727002>>201726930'
i can save herhttps://youtu.be/j5b49TGy2vI?&t=954
>>201726947you looked at a clock. I dont think its physically possible to look at time itself
>>201727028Done him
>>201727024hate these youtube grifters filming these poor people
shagging a poo wank
>>201727024Looks like a downie
>>201727071HANG PING DING DONGOO ME NO SOOKY SOOKYfuck off you failed fried chicken shop wanker
kick me
Ella Purnell
>>201727095Will never change my opinion tho
>>201727071You're right. Something is clearly wrong with her both physically and mentally.
>>201726867nice garloid
That second round of sleep after u wake up too early really hit different!!!!
>>201727186Lovely couple
might watch rush hour (1998)
>>201727024>I've got split personality disorder not a real thing
>>201727243Yes it isNo it isn't he's right Fuck off
might watch my life pass me by
>>201727243I see we're graced with the presence of Dr. Rorke again.
you should have helped us achieve independence. everything would be better if you had.you'd still have your empire.
anyone else put a film on and then 30 minutes inr ealise they've already seen it but it was meh and you forgot it
>>201727024is beyond fucking words people like her are left on the street while we house inaders in hotels not even saying its not often of their own doing or their sob stories shouldn't be believed but surely we can't house so called migrants whilst ignoring these
what if illegal narcotics are coming across with the channel boats?
>>201727320Having an empire was the worst thing that ever happened to us, why would we want that?
>>201727340How so?
>>201727340okay, then abolish your empire, who cares.but you still should have helped us win independence.
Japanese fella removing the staples before recycling some paper
chinese fella stapling papers together to make a 4 quid notebook
three problems with shaved butt:1. the hair starts regrow and butt starts to itch.2. butt starts sweating heavily like you peed yourself.3. every fart is at maximum volume without hair.
Right so we’ll name the Chinese character Ching Chang Chong, the Irish person will be named Seamus Finnegan and the Indians will all be named Patel. The publishers have asked that the character Shlomo Rosenbaum be renamed Griphook.
>>201727409止めてええええ
my FUCKING LIFEis RUBBISH
>>201726941they sneak up behind and almost hit me all the fucking time
three problems with hairy butt:1. hair can get pooey and is hard to wipe2.sweaty pooey hair clings onto smell making you constantly have a foul odour3. anal bumfun severely limited due to lack of smoothness and cleanliness
>>201727472i guarantee you they're nowhere near hitting you, you're just a doddering old CUNT who can't stand the symbol of a changing world that is an e scooter and so you react worse than you should
damn dog nike ain't playin games fr
>>201727438giving characters of a certain ethnicity a highly typical name of said ethnicity is bad because...
Why do people collect trainers? Is it just funko pops for people that play fifa?
Couldn’t get to bed so WFH the now and finishing off the cocaine and booze from last night to keep myself going
>>201727555My post was meant to be humorous.
>>201727608They don't collect the trainers you mug they collect the pokemon
>>201727631We must be watching different hentai
>>201725487>he doesn't knowLOLLMAO, even
>>201727620Pack it in son, mugs game
>>201727608same reason people collect anything except with these it's an item you can use every day and people will notice and complimentand everyone buys trainers so out of those people a certain amount will get really into them
>>201727541In English please
>>201727774a lot of trainer collectors don't even wear them they just put them in their cupboard
You know what's a good activity for a NEET? Donating bloodMinimal talkingNo skill requiredLittle time required(and it's a situation where being a virgin is actually beneficial) You're doing something good and are recognised for it
>In English please
>>201727869yeah and a lot of stamp collectors don't post letters with their stampsit's the same thing. you get into shoes so a new version of them that has certain things you like excites youit's sort of like how people who have gotten into k pop will be like OH MY GOD this song is amazing when to anyone sane it sounds like the same generic soulless pop trash as every other k pop song
>>201727921*draws my authentic hwando* gwiha, rescind your comment about K-pop
>>201726349LOL
>>201727890i smoke so nah they don't want mine
we're all in the other thread that's why this one is so slow
>>201727921>it's the same thingnot the same though is it. stamps are single-use. it would be stupid to use a rare one on a letter.all trainers are designed to be worn. multiple-times. and can be cleaned and maintained easily
>>201728090they lose value as soon as you've noticeably worn them so if you've bought them just to have them in your collection, or because they're valuable or rare, it would be stupid to wear them
>>201728132theres just something so fucking cringe about collecting trainers. stamps are still autistic but just seems much less bent.
>>201728152Collecting trainers is a hobby for bald manlets.Do they collect hats too.
Between Stephen fry and his lover, who does the bumming?
>>201728152men who are overly interested in fashion have poofter energy.
>>201728212Nobody dates a twink just to be a bottom.
>>201728090also stamps was just the first thing i thought of that people collect, stuff like toys or whatever works just as wellmeaningless to everyone who doesn't care but if you care then it's a huge deal and you want them>>201728152that's because you're on 4chan, i assure you your average 20 year old would find the reverse to be true (not saying they'd think collecting trainers is cool, but not as pointless and bent as stamps or anything else)>>201728180collecting anything is not for megadeanos but it's not exclusively bald manlets or whatever other pathetic type of person. most people who collect trainers are just normal people who get the shoes they like and wear them. the ones who get them and never ever wear them are not the majority at all.
if i tourniquet my cock and draw the blood from it with a syringe will it look like a deflated balloon ?
trekked across town for a vape last night whilst on steaming toil. woke up this morning feeling quite dry and mildly hungover. chocolate milk for breakfast tho lads
>>201728212I don’t know why I know this but Stephen Fry has said before that he’s not into anal sex. So they probably just suck each other off.
>2nd septemberhow the fuck did that happen? swear it feels like summer had just begun a few weeks ago, and now we're into the late stage of the yearfucking hell
vaginismus
>>201726288the 'f reads the 'dian :E
think there's a poo brewing but my arse has been torn asunder by heaving out farts and other poos the past week. bit of a dilemma you see.
>>201728180I collect football shirtsNever wear them tho feel silly
>>201728428Death approaches at quickening speed
might go full mediterranean diet so i can live to 107
>>201728489How is it a dilemma?
>>201728609never reply to me again yank FREAK
genuinely wish i'd died in 2018 and have utterly zero desire to live a long life>oh but you'll want to when you're olderyeah well there have been plenty of things i wanted but then after getting them realised i'd have been better off without
>>201728622seething
>>201728632>yeah well there have been plenty of things i wanted but then after getting them realised i'd have been better off withoutLike what?
>>201728622oh you. I thought it was pretty obvious from my post that my arse hurts but I need to poo.
>>201728681bottom surgery
>>201728681living past 2018certain desserts a thousand pound oled telly
>>201728632mopey git aren't you
>>201727742No, I will do cocaine every night. It’s a cool person thing you wouldn’t get it
I am known as the man who never gets a single reply to any of his posts on /brit/
>>201728622sorry >>201728690 was meant for >>201728609
i am the one who is under your bed
We need to go back to the 1970s, back when “blowing a tranny” meant destroying a car’s transmission, likely doing some stupid shit in the parking lot of a Five & Dime while a Judas Priest Sin After Sin 8-track was blaring wide open on your speakers.
Right then, who wants to see my cock?
>>201728695Bum implants?>>201728703What desserts? Just desserts?
>>201728781rather reddit post i'm afraid
d'you have pork pie?
I get more yous than rorke got U's in his gcses
>>201728703I was thinking of getting an oled telly. Should I not?
>>201728730my gf just saw your post and casually said to me in a single tone, without taking her eyes from the screen "this guy is definitely a virgin"
do poosget (you)sfuck jews
>>201728821it's not that it's not really good it's that i feel an arse for spending a grand on a telly
>>201728753I'm afraid I'll have to ask you to cease and desist immediately. if not you'll be hearing from my lawyer regarding stolen valour and you'll be standing tall before the man shortly thereafter.
>>201728816OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHBLUDTHIS BLUD MAN COOKEDOHHHHHHHHHHHHWHERE ARE HIS CREPES
>>201728816I’m a rorke and I only got A*s, As and Bs
Who told midwits (tech bros mostly are) they could use ChatGPT as a search engine????
>>20172886899% of ChatGPT users think it's an actual AI and not just an LLM
>I only got A*s, As and Bs
>>201728840
hello lads did you see that ludicrous display last night
yeah, I'm thinking it's scran time
>>201728957It’s a non-stop disco
just done a very eggy fart
supping my cofe
>>201728986it's a party in my mouth
>>201728979lol
listening to the wind waker soundtrack at the moment and having a lovely cup of tea x
>>201728957>>201729029nastythe "creme" is the worst part of oreos
>A friend took his motorbike out for a solo ride on Sunday and decided to swing by "The Farmer's Dog". He got there around 10.40am and there was already a queue of 'at least 300 or 400' people waiting outside the closed pub door. He decided to go into the garden and there is a huge massive marquee selling (very overpriced) Diddly Squat stuff as well as a catering trailer called "The Farmer's Puppy". From here he bought the bacon roll. It was just a brioche bun with 3 rashers of very greasy bacon. For some reason Clarkson has banned ketchup so no tomato sauce or even brown sauce available. He said he's had better bacon rolls from roadside catering vans for £3. Do you think £7.50 is a blatant rip off or not?Modern British blobmen eh.
>>201729029fucking hellWAY too stuffednot for me, no no no no, not for me thanksi find double stuff to be pushing it
thinking about that time celebrities wanted to do a covid music video so they covered "Imagine" from their multimillion dollar estates while the normal working man was figuring out how to feed his kids while his job was shut down
>>201729113leave it on reddit next time
>>201729123yeah we all say the internet historian video mate no need to pretend like you saw it anywhere else
>>201729120>i find double stuff to be pushing ityour mum doesn't
>>201729113standard alistair activities
Oh dear, a pooey bum yet again
>>201729151my mum isDEADEAD
Being a blobman (there are several flavours of UK blobman, from Funko Pop to EDL) is a terrible fate.Just waiting for the sweet embrace of death innit, whilst going to disappointing Winter Wonderlands and shite with a nagging wife.
>>201729178maybe it was pushing it then
am ooglehis wharrit is ehfook it
mumberg is losing her shit again
>>201729206that your wife is it?
I’ve a pooey bumYou’ve a pooey bumYes indeedYes in sneedWe’ve all got pooey bums
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>>201729226no, my wife believes in covid very much. here she is at work supporting the other heroes (nurses)
just ate a plate of foods containing the following foods:chickenpotatoescarrotspeppersceleryonionsgarliczucchini (courgette)tofucabbagebroccoliand I feel quite full now in my tummy
>>201729247.haveashag.com
Get the plants watered
>>201729206 Feel bad for you if this is real man. The worst thing my mum does is leave 200 apps running on her Android and uses the Google app, which isn't a proper browser, rather than the Chrome app to buy train tickets and stuff.
>>201729206this must be incredibly frustrating to deal with
/brit/ highlight of the weeeeek~>>201729247/brit/ highlight of the weeeeek~
>>201729263M O S SB A L L
>An infinite number of monkeys typing on an infinite number of typewriters would eventually write the works ShakespeareSurely an infinite number of monkeys typing on an infinite number of typewriters would instantaneously create every piece of literature ever written or that could ever be written.
>>201729299they might not though
>>201729206lol I remember my dad sending me a similar tweet last year about how I should turn my phone off because they were going to activate the vaccine with 5gbut I've not had the vaccineand my phone doesn't use 5g
>>201729299wrong, monkeys are thick
>>201729258this is what i ate yesterday
>>201729248covid was certainly a strange time but the people who still obsess over it years later are very wellabsolutely exposed the conspiratorially minded 2bh
just not as horny as i used to beSAD!
>>201729299That's just Reddit I fucking love science shit
oreos are fucking shit.
ive become so sexist that ive become a volcel
>>201729324mental how these people's bizarre theories never come to fruition, but instead of revaluating their beliefs double down on the next prediction
>>201729346updooted
Don't really enjoy being dragged to retail developments by my missus can't lie but I didn't stop her at first so I've got no idea how to not anymore
>>201729123*squints*is that wonder woman?
>>201729346been quite a long time since I've had an oreonot a snacker me
>>201729299that situation would produce every conceivable combination of characters. not really a profound thought experiment.
>>201729378>retail developmentswhat
im going to have sex tonight
>>201729363he seems to have calmed down a bit actually I haven't heard him mention anything about it since then
>>201729378>retail developmentwhat are you on about lad
infinite number of fishinfinite number of playstationswhat do you get?gta completed by a fish
>>201729326tuna egg AND cheese? that's wild
i am a fishareek reek reek
>>201729428i used the cheese as bread
>>201729413a clue gained
>>201729389unless they all happen to type "doing a poo" forever
gf noticed grey hairs on my head yesterdayits so over
>>201729411>>201729421retail parks and that sort of shite
>>201729471>>201729471>>201729471
>>201729450fishes go blub stupid niggerrrrrrrrrrrr
>>201729464happens to us all mate, if you pull it off right it'll be quite the look
>>201725451>you're placeTo teach you saxon serfs some proper grammar as the race lording over you
