Songs from the Big Chair edition
>>201743274Spainnonce in the electric chair
so it's been spainers who's been making this shitty edition all alongfigures
would anyone care to recommend me a film to watch tonightnothing too heavy i'm cream crackered
>>201743274spainfreak
>Burkina Faso experienced a quarter of a 9/11 last week and nobody gives a flying fuck, be it BLM or the Palestine peoplemad that
you ever pluck out all your facial hairs?it's something to do
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAIHfECU0Rkpeak mental illness
>>201743293>so it's been spainers who's been making this shitty edition all along?schizocanadian often larps as him
Why did the nonce drop his Spain gimmick?
>>201743293Youre barely sentient if you havent noticed
the ideal woman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_j9oXPJg-Q8
>>201743298
>>201743326yeah not so systematically though
>>201743313Burkina Faso be kidding me!
Incels: dancing to my tune
Spainlad broke all of your brains.You will never be the same again.Because physical wounds heal.
>>201743345i don't follow /brit/ personalities too closely because it seems like a schizo thing to do
>>201743313spongebob squarepants lives there don't he?
need some moisture in the stoolgrim visit to the faeces throne today
Nico Robin sex arse
>>201743313Ghana in 60 seconds
>>201743406>>201743411>>201743414https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_j9oXPJg-Q8
/brit/ really is a house of mirrors isn't it, youre all running around in circles in a daze
>>201743436fuck off you pathetic yank ratbag
OMDS TOMMY YOU UTTER MELT
>>201743470>>201743472
>>201743470Mental that Spainlad mindbroke you SO HARD that you now LARP as him.
Leftypol sat with a fully charged Makita combi drill resting on top of their external hard drive just in case they receive "the knock" from the police and need to act fast.
Jamie Bulger sex arse. Batteries included.
reckon it would be funny to achieve a position of high regard and then ruin it all in an instant by doing something insane like blackface
>>201743488Fucking SCREming
Mental how badly I mindraped him
>>201743488going off to fight godzilla
Might vote for the CCP
feel like SHIT
wonder why people molest kids, even if you're the nonciest nonce who ever nonced it can't possibly be worth the risk
>>201743549I could beat her in a fight easily.
>>201743549>I have never seen an MP that looks like meThat because this isn’t Kowloon Walled City, Chun-Li
>>201743522Always thought it would be funny to get elected after campaigning on proper leftist homo policies then just immediately dropping the facade on the first day and revealing yourself to be an extreme right winger.
>>201743549>looks like me monkeybrained mong
Porn.
Have you ever thrown a house party?
>>201743638keir starmer kind of did that didn't he
Broke: throwing a house partyWoke: overthrowing a house party
>>201743676Yeah, I’m not a virge
Got some questions about Christianity I need to run by someone, can anybody help??
love it when my gf acts slutty for me
>>201743725How so?
>>201743720*diego sucking a cock**ears suddenly prick up*
I made fun of people with cancer earlier in the week and now my mum has a very high white blood cell count
>>201743644tribalism is based
>>201743720Nah, no idea babes x
>>201743720https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tw73gs9ukIE
>>201743720"Why does fairy tale X not make sense?"Yeah I've wondered that a lot too. ...So wait God like flooded the whole Earth and killed everybody and everything except some dude and animals on a big boat? Alright
>>201743676Yeah once when I was 15. The whole of my downstairs was hardwood floors (easy to clean) except a bit at the bottom of the stairs where it was carpeted.Two people drank so much they threw up and they both did it in the carpeted area, I was fucking fuming. I made one of them come round the next day and scrub it clean while they were hungover.
>>201743725what you mean goes around shagging other men?
>>201743750Might just be the spunk I’ve been firing up her shitter lately.
>>201743274I hate boomers >Calls you lazy and entitled >Says the only reason they had homes and good lives was because they work hard>But will somehow throw a tantrum when you slightly inconvenience them
let's talk about how oasis is kinda boring, actually.
>>201743750Bloody hell sorry mate
>>201743802Names if you have 'em please
You're from the Sainsbury's, aren't you?
>>201743843that's their whole shtick thoughdull music for dull people
>>201743293>>201743345you two are either dull in the head or trying to wind people upit's a heathernonce cancer gimmick that spainnonce is wittily and cleverly (and epicly) now posting for a funny laugh
>>201743843Everything’s boring once you’ve done heroin.
It looms…..It FUCKING looms….
>>201743843The Gallagher brothers are fucking freakshows, love to see the pair of them get a pint glass smashed in their face.
Pretending to be spainfreak is as easy as being Canadian and putting a capital B in britYou spastics are so easy to manipulate
>>201743875>>201743880>>201743905>>201743930https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-oyNX3HGT0
diego twerking his pooey hairy arse for the mandem
feel like suicide is my destiny
Had unironic gay sex last night and it felt great. Why did I ever stop doing this?
>>201743870all the things you could expend your energy on and you chose this?
>>201743967calm down diego
DON DON DON!DON QUI!DON QUIJOTE!
>>201743960same especially since my dad done it, following in your father's footsteps is a common choice for every man
oh my days
>>201743981what, writing a short post?
>>201743967Alri Dad, good weekend?
>>201743905Autumn? Yes it does
>>201743816They're the "me me me" generationI sincerely hope they know that everyone is just waiting for them to die off.Imagine that being your legacy, that everyone wants you dead lol
American boomers are so fucking awful I am not sure anyone else can be worse than them>Calls you lazy and entitled>But will throw tantrums if you slightly inconvenience them in anyway>Says the only reason they had homes and good lives was because they work hard>Will be rude to any employee>Hates people having fun>Won't allow people to improve the city >Hate walkable cities and towns>Will drive like ass hats>Will treat their kids worse than animals and wonder why they are in nursing homes
going back in time and snatching up andy partridge before roy lichtenstein's girlfriend gets to himhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KD2sfQA5bHc
don't think we've ever got rid of the norman yokestill living under it since 1066
I like to banter with my British bum chums
>>201744052i know who they SHOULD be sending home
>>201743930perfectly reasonable sane thing to say
>>201744052ah yes the right wingers spewing racial slurs in the media in 2024 like errrrrrrrrrrrrrrm
>>201743930You'll do fookin nuttin'
>>201744070nice picture
waiting for mum to go gym so I can smoke up in the garden
Hey /brit/...
Two Indians go to sauna, Oasis playing on the radio. First Indian sees that second Indian's arse don't have a single hair on it. He asks: "Hey Bjomur, are you gay?" Second Indian replies: "No, I just love brit pop".
>>201743967Which end were you on?
>Latvia
>toilberg giving us a pizza party on friday afternoon>asked if I could just go home early instead>"No. Your contract is 9-5."wasteman is FORCING ME to have funwant to pummel him desu
Anyone got a spare mossball I can borrow?
>>201744056that represents the culmination of months or years of some random twat living in your head rent-free
>>201744173take the 'za
>>201744173You are fiercely autistic
>>201743967>unironic
>>201744085It's unironically the lead in their water growing up. Look it up
>>201744173our work parties all involve copious amounts of alcohol
>>201744149I bottomed. Topping doesn’t interest me whatsoever.
>>201744173pizza party is something little kids haveforcing grown adults to have a 'pizza party' is a humiliation ritual
>>201743326No, im not completely insane. I pluck my monobrow. Thats it.
>>201744173he's done you
Told the lad I’m off to the gym but really off to get a big black one up the bum ole. Hope the weed addicted freak does the decent thing and stops being a burden.
Fucking HATE how British zoomoids have adopted the yankish phrase "X is wild"
>>201744173Yeah but pizza tho
>>201743274https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wUVCL9SSK8
think about office pizza parties, besides them being a humiliation ritual, is that you never get enough pizzayou get 2 slices of lukewarm dominos and that's it. When I get a pizza at home I get a large pizza to myself.
I'm on the nofap.
>>201744250ktim
>>201744259you're wilding out of control broWILDING
Diego is Spainnonce is Heathersubhuman is 190
>>201744259U wildin rn bruh
>>201743488Atlantis (A)
>>201744173>pizza partyWhat the hell is this Chuck E Cheese?
>>201744268>>201744202it's not the pizzait's the obligatory chatter with work colleagues about something that doesn't involve workI have nothing to offer because I don't go to music festivals or watch love islandDon't think they'll be particularly interested in me binging Star Trek TNG
>>201744295also dominos tastes like shit
>>201744180just because i remember things that get discussed in here all the time?stop trying to feel superior mate, it's ugly
>>201743720better wait for deegs
>>201744250She is actually at the gym I have find my friends on her phone
Girl in the flat above me is blasting Dido at full blast. Must have had a messy breakup with the fella
>>201744368bit weird lad
>>201744298You'll fold in the coming week I guarantee it
>>201744332Enterprise > original series > Deep Space Nine > TNGhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzWorjlIKO8
>>201744376gwan
>>201744376Get it shagged
>>201744218nah it's because most of their mum's smoked during pregnancy
Girl in the flat above me is blasting Dildo at full blast. Must have had a messy breakup with the fella
>>201744343you started it
>>201744390Not really since we both have it
>>201744338what's your favourite pizza place pray tell?>We don't have enough Italians for independent chains>Paki pizza has 12 year old white girls ground up into them>Pizza Hut tastes even worse than that>Papa John's is a DISTANT 2nd vs Domino'swhere to go?
>>201744295>Coke Zero>Drinking fizzy drinks at allat your big age
>>201744295once ate 12 slices at pizza hut buffetget in
Fookin echo in ere
decided to watch a few good men (1992)
Such a shame that Diego only comes once a week, what do you think he does for the rest of the week when he isn’t here??
>>201744397Might bloody have to now
Dominos is goated you’re a virgin if u disagree
>>201744462stock hollywood rubbish
>>201744394interesting given everyone says it's the complete opposite of your rankingwhere'd you put voyager?and those are the 5 shows I was planning to go throughas soon as JJ Abrams begins I'm done. Get fucked with alternative timeline.At an absolute stretch mayyyyyybe Picard even though it's apparently dogshit.
>>201744429I make my own
>>201743960same but not till im Hemingway or Hunter Thompsons age
what music video do you think you've fired your load off the most over?reckon its toxic by primeo britney spears for me as an old hand wanker me
>>201744462Yer mum has had a few good men.Up her arse.
>>201744259trannyposting on /brit/ is crazy
>>201744487he's here every day
>think about office pizza parties, besides them being a humiliation ritual, is that you never get enough pizza>you get 2 slices of lukewarm dominos and that's it. When I get a pizza at home I get a large pizza to myself.
>>201744396>>201744397Sometimes I do hear her screaming her head off using her vibrator. Gf is not a fan of that
sucking a willy
>>201744503
>>201744508baby by justin bieber
>>201744259>you WILL adopt the yankish phrases
what happened to pizza express?
>>201744500>JJ Abramssoulless woke driveldo not worst your time with his so-called films>Voyagerwoman captain, shan't watch it
"large" pizzas in australia have been shrinking exponentially they're almost as small as my cock
>>201744514He’s clearly not? We all know Friday as Diego Day
>>201744568got loads of bad publicity from the price andrew debacle and had to shut down
>>201744546alri usher
leftypol shaking with rage
>>201744568think theyre still all over the place arent theydont know who goes to them cause low quality people get dominoes or 'kizzas and fancy people probly make their own
>>201744508eminem - not afraid
>>201744617erm actually this is called climate change rorke
>>201744424yeah i think your comment implying my life is worthless and my mind dominated by /brit/ personalities was a bit more rude than my offhand comment pointing out that it was obvious to anyone who comes here who posts what cancer
i think that lad xiaomanyc who speaks loads of languages might actually be a paid by the chinese communist party
Flushed two slugs down the toilet today
>>201744508Can’t think of one off the top of my head but I was going to say something that a child pop star did. Finish the joke yourself.
>>201744642that's illegal
Would love for a scientist to write about the fabled office pizza party and what makes it so cringeThe thing is, I can't expect a company to give us multiple pay rises each year, so giving us a little treat of pizza is quite a nice gesture and is still quite expensive.You can't even say "well just give us the money instead". Divided by the whole office, the company would be giving you like a fiver or a tenner? That's almost more insulting
>>201744632i'm sorry you chose to interpret it that way
>>201744666trips befitting of your heinous persona
>>201744653Starmer said it's ok
might spend all my money on good luck charms and then make all my money back and then some
Is the country going to get better or worse?
the kizza party
>>201744240How is it insane?Men shave so their face is free of hair. What's so bad about plucking it all away?
>>201744695depends if you're a muslim or not
>>201744654just give us that time off and let us go homewe'd be getting paid the exact same anywaythat way the company loses fuck all
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQkGoAfmxp4
>>201744576horrible leathery skin
if egg yolks contain all the cholesterol then eating egg whites should be fine?even 6 egg whites?
>>201744700Pull your fingernails out instead of trimming them, yeah?
yodelling out my arse
>>201744576Name?
>>2017444621992 seems like a lot more than a few. Should be called lots of good men.
I don't sweat.
>>201744654More of a psychologist thing
doing a gay porn dance
is this the most beautiful woman you've ever seen
>>201744755wahey
>>201744734There is nothing wrong with dietary cholesterol whatsoever.
>>201744495My enjoyment of dominos varies depending on the context e.g. dine in better than delivery lunch better than dinner and some stores better than othersI agree that when it's good it's equivalent to overpriced gourmet shit
>>201744788no
even the thought of BWC makes ebony queens absolutely rabid
gazza is not happythat's the evening entertainment sorted
>>201744747keith
>>201744760Literally impossible don't lie to me
>>201744811there is no dine in dominos in the UK
Might go for a poo as a little treat to myself
>>201744541
shit fuck cunt
InterstellarWhat a load of shit. Future humans created a 5th dimension to save past humans and lead them into the future, meaning past humans were going to survive anyway. That dog won't hunt monsignor. Nolan smoking that jazz cabbage.
>>201744832kek I always forget to blur one fucking name out LMAO
>>201744804ooo look at me fookin boom in these then ladshark at me fookin backfookin ell am goin fer a roon
>>201744804Had the pengest girl in front of me in the racks today doing RDLs - weird thing is she faced away from the rack to do them so her arse was pointed directly at me. Was convinced I was going to wind up on one of those 'this creep was staring at me at the gym' tiktoks so I stopped looking
watching futuramachildhood is identifying with fry, adulthood is identifying with zoidberg
>>201744850maybe he's a cator a pig
sub-80 IQ antipodean simian beasts be like >remembering some trivial information is an extremely arduous mental activity
pizza in the air fryer
>>201744875Event Horizon was better
>>201744832tits are as flat as a pancake
>>201744898screaming
>>201744875yeah it's a load of rubbishstill love the prestige tho
sometimes i come here to post utterly retarded posts just to blow off steam, as a form of therapy to counter the constant politeness and professionalism i have to put on in the real world.
>>201744898Did you that Whitney Houston's debut LP had 4 number one singles on them
>>201744875you got filtered
>>201744886you watching the latest ep?thought I was the only one still botheringeveryone's given up on itMy philosophy is even though it's dived a bit, I'm 155 episodes in, obviously I'm not going to quit with potentially only 5 to go.
>>201744885you like big arses don't you mr. krabs
>>201737463Might move to China.
>>201744792There's a point beyond which a diet high in saturated fats is bad for you especially for people with inherited hyperlipidaemia but yes a couple of egg yolks won't hurt anyone
>>201744747splatxo
"law"?fancy way of saying "rules I made up"
>>201744924if you wouldn't then you are 100% not actually straight
mad how good you feel for 2 hours or so after gymtoiling and then the feeling just fades away, and you fall into a bigger depression than before but now thinking about exberg and all of the things you've done wrong in your life. is there a way to get a lot of endorphins all of the time without substances?
Had a bizarre dream last night where I was sat in a cozy pub in the middle of nowhere and there was a news report on the tv about more migrant boats crossing the channel.An old man stood up and started shouting "GET THEM WANKED, GET THEM WANKED!"Perhaps a glimpse into the grim future?
>Transwomen are Women>Islam is a religion of peace>There's no such thing as race
Nothing more dull than hearing about someone else’s dreams.
mad how there's a load of poo in our ears
>>201745067Unironically me before 2016 haha x
>>201745000TY!!
>dread begins to set in>have a beer>dread goes away
>>201745080i could tell you twenty things less interesting than that right now
>>201744875Incredible film with an incredible soundtrack
i am writhing
>>201745086did you vote for trudeau in 2015?
>>201745083>>201745086>>201745087>>201745100https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ozXwgGFr7k
rorke inexplicably adopting the word "daft" into his daily lexicon
>>201745045this is a very deep and profound dreamwe may be contemplating its meaning for years to comeand even then we probably only barely scratched the surface
>>201745031Look like those tribes who flatten their tits with stones
>>201745102Go ahead, I want all 20. And if any of them are even remotely more interesting you’ll look a fool amongst your peer group.
Got a FUCK load of coursework to submit.
deary me
Sir Wankard Pooser
*sits my little buns in your favourite chair and spreads my legs revealing my perfectly oiled tan cock*Okay sex pwease!
>>201745128daft post
>>201745146How's that happened thenThought unis weren't even back yet
>>201745115alri wormlad
>>201745161Limmy fuming that he didn’t get tickets I see, snide prick
>>201745164or wanky poo as he was affectionally known
>2005>gym>See a group of girls leave a phone behind>open it up, scroll to the first female name>Call the number and ask if they want to hang out>Have sex>Had a one year one and off relationshipWish I had this kind of confidence today lads but I don't and it is a different world now
>>201745161is there ANYTHING as ICONIC as the simple phrase "as you were LG x"????
>>201745146lmao isn't chat gpt doing all the work for you zoomers these days?
>>201745161condone oasis ripping off their fans mereckon half the people buying tickets barely even like them, they're just bouncing on the trend hope noel and liam milk them dry
black fella refused to get in the lift with my and a chinese fellawell well well how the turntables
I see yer Da made the news.
>>201745161inflation innit
>>201745181*presents hairy pooey arse*corrr sling it up me lad
>>201745221this never happened
>>201745247why wasn't rorke informed of this
yer granda has a first floor room with no windows in the nursing home
>>201745221I was in Year 8 in 2005
>>201745238
Works been ringing me all day and I’ve ignored every call. Should be illegal to do this. What’s the point in a bank holiday if work can just pester you all day anyway?
only people i know that use the word "daft" are redditors (in american-centric contexts, supposedly to show their "britishness") and very old people
feel like i should maybe have bought 4 tickets when i finally got through the queue for the first wembley showyeah they were £358 but it would have been easy to resell for that if i decided it wasn't worth it and could possibly sell em for like a grand or whateverjust feel like i should have done it now
Don't see the fun in raping a drugged/unconscious personSeems rather poor sport
>>201744949i'm just rewatching the series all the way through, currently wrapping up season 4
>>201745144what even is this cope, you've never seen a pair of big natural tits in your life have you?
>>201745333people shit on the comedy central era but the late philip j fry is the best episode of anything I've ever seen
>>201745307I only use it to refer to butter that has been left out too long
>>201745297Literally my dad could be in one of these pictures ffs
been doing the most appalling farts all eveningeach one smells like i've done an actual poo
can't stop thinking about exberg, can't turn back time
best low percentage lager?
>>201745399glad i've never had sex nor love!
how does such an unfunny gimmick go so far?
I've got my finger up the bum of society
>>201745434Guardian readers
>>201744875yeah I agree with you, I didn't enjoy or need the whole 'it was humans all along' bit I much prefer it when it's some unknown super-advanced civilisation that put the wheels in motion. This is handled much better in Contact when Jodie Foster speaks to the alien at the end and he says that even his people didn't create the interstellar highways, it was ANOTHER, even older and more advanced civilisation. Love that shit
>>201745434middle class liberals love unfunny cringe shite
>>201745434repetition
da cop
>>201745339Hope she sees this king!
>>201745434oxbridge is full of pseuds
Rorke stacking tins of baked beans in his suitcase because he doesn't like foren food
>>201745339>theater stage, seats all full>curtains retract>I walk in stage right to the microphone in the middle >"test test">*ahem*>"SEX" >crowd stands and starts clapping immediately >I walk off the stage >ery nice
>>201745434Redditors, sixth form politics students and Guardian readers from Islington
>>201745267She basically offered me sex to get her friends phone back. I still don't understand it 19 years later.
>sixth form politics studentsktim 10 years ago
>>201745552he's better than poo barmer
>>201745120No I voted for the Radical Marijuana Party in 2015 then haven't voted since
Why do hotel booking site always have shite like lgbt friendly but wont list if the hotels have smokers rooms?
>>201745582perhaps it's for the best that you don't vote
>>201745296I was about 16 in 2005
>>201745601because smoking is ILLEGAL in barmer's britain
>>201745431can't miss what you never had
>>201745601Can you search for hotels that aren’t LGBT friendly this way?
>>201745640MY FUCKING EYES
>poo barmer
>>201745625im looking at places in Europe and everyone smokes in Greece
>>201743284>>201743284
>>201745605Fascists at Election Canada discounted my vote anyway
>>201745663Careful. There’s Romanians in that thread
>>201745434Lighten up its funny
