Lovely English lads edish.
stuipid fuckign idoiut!
Yes I'm a ganja planterCall me di ganja farmerDeep down inna di earth where me put di ganjaBabylon come and light it up on fireMe a chantYes I'm a ganja planterCall me di ganja farmerDeep down inna di earth where me put di ganjaBabylon come... Yo yohttps://youtu.be/0JRjZE1GHCM
things have been going so well since I blocked yanks leafs and other undesirables
would it be a bit bent of me to get chocolates for some coworkers who were really nice to me and helped me out a lot?
>>201748047not bent, sounds like a nice gesture
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I've lost control of my life
>>201747903Looks like obama in the sideview dosnt she?
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>>201748014It’s over
Rorke has hit some hard times
Help my wife's dad likes pretty boys
>>201748122doubt he cares as he has a full family no doubt filled with love
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>>201748014jah bless hail jah hail rastafari babylon come
>>201748075think you might be right - thanks for your perspective mate
>>201748132thought that were me at first lol
>>201748137Kurwa anyatok, lófaz
>>201748047Really depends on what kind of environment. On the surface I’d say it’s a grand thing to do, but especially in offices, you can get bitter old fuckers complaining of favouritism or hinting at bullying by excluding them when you do that kind of thing.
Get the small boats ON our shoresGet the migrants IN our women
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsFpUW48Tnchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yYGitUutnghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtdX7_O8vA0Love this Jewish lad like you wouldn't believe
>>201748137He gonna rape your bum?
>>201748195kek
>>201748132My dad is not named Rorke.
your man here on a visa studying for a bachelor's degree in project management riding a bicycle with 2 mcflurries and 20 chicken nuggets on the back
>>201748195screaming
>>201748217Nah he's too scared
think you might be bent - thanks for your perspective mate
I'm confused. Did she actually go all the way into Oxford to film herself sitting in one of the libraries and pretend to study or was this old content that she did when she was a student there and decided to put up? I mean, she titled it Live. Unless I missed something, I don't think she went live for this. When she used to do this there was a chat on the side. I don't get the point of her latest video. I am guessing she took a trip in and filmed herself to continue to feel like an Oxford student, even though she isn't? That is so messed up. And what is with all the sudden Harry Potter references again. When is she going to grow up?
So we will press on with developing clear, compelling and consistent UK offers, tailored to their needs and our strengths, spanning trade, development, defence, cyber security, technology, climate change and environmental protection. Because we know that in the coming decades there will be economic shocks, and climate change will have its baleful effects, and countries will want technology, finance and access to markets to support their development.
I am visiting London soon this will be my first time in Europe I know you guys say its a shit hole but I can't be worse than Vegas or nyc
makes u think
I've been thinking
so whats the optimal age for a man to start a family then
Sick of how many mothbergs get in my room at night
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0Hsxrl6wYcWHAT A LIFEWHAT A NIGHT WHAT A BEAUTIFUL BEAUTIFUL RIDE
>tfw lil timmy sent his pale pencil dick on snapchat
>>201748254Think you need to stop obsessing over birds you’ve never met you weirdo shut in.
britain died in 1945 lol
>>201748277Not really
>>201748277i don't get itit doesn't make me think
>>201748254Oh shit has rubez finally graahhduaahted?
>>201748300close your window mate
>>201748263London is called Stabbedon for a reason
>>201748306didn't even know she was sick
>>201748302mental illness award!
>>201748319>>201748322they were done for rape
>>201748339Quality makes me think of the 90s
FEEL LIKE SHIT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CoxglUGQh-Epersonal favourite vintage reggae track for the brothers x
Get the clappers posted
>>201748339Come on lad, I’ve just eaten an entire box of them cola bottle Jaffa cakes.
thats fucking grim
I've literally solved the Israeli-Palestinian conflict in a manner fair to both sides, and yet the Israelis and Hamas both refuse to listen to my plans. So far, only the PNA, the UN General Assembly, Ireland, and Romania have endorsed my proposals.
>>201748337It will be fun to visit even if it's ghetto
violently raping my own arse
dont want to see that actually
>>201748277>>201748319>>201748322https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c703nnyx7l1o
>>201748442Ok trump
>>201748428>cola bottle Jaffa cakeswhat?
>>201748280yea same...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8lUzaDukbw&ab_channel=FocusFeatures
>>201748414how many pale fannies got stretched by windrush batons to this
>>201748427piss off wafflecunt
the ideal woman
>>201748339rorke's mum inni
>>201748468Exactly that lad, cola bottle flavoured jelly bit instead of orange. 7/10 not bad not amazing.
>>201748387Yeah I saw the tweets, they've mostly all been deleted because they got the wrong people >Fahim Khan, 18, and Zaid Zahir, 20 Where's this Ajjaz fella then
>>201748486wonder how tall she islooks like 5'2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTHxqb2qi78https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klg9UBaXD_cthe perfect black woman
>>20174848610 a penny of slut 4/10
>>201748103it's alright man, there will be better times coming thru for you!
>Harry Potter fans were left disappointed after the annual tradition of the Kings Cross Hogwarts announcement didn't happening todayGROW UP
ngl, i needed the subtitles in GTA4
>>201748537Could you, um, fuck my wife?
>>201748550Tell them not us You won't
>>201748537jah bless
>>201748327>ruby has graduated Oxford while rubymong and his equally pathetic and obsessed entourage are still sat stewing having made 0 progress in their lives
>>201748537jamaican me crazy!
the so called poo barms
>>201748550did it not happening saar?this is very big outrage among the Harry Potter fans
>>201748468Need to keep up with the latest fat bastard news
getting drunk off cheap cider
gee i sure love labour
Going to take my own life
mad how diesel can effectively be grown on a field like wheat or barley (biodiesel)
We at /brit/ are boycotting Oasis until they make their views on Lucy Letby known Either way
>>201748655the 'ok I will eat it!' lad didn't mention it
Imagine being a kindly, amiable Jamaican who happens upon /int/ one lazy caribbean afternoon to wish a stranger well, and some cunt immediately asks you to shag his wife
>>201748668No
>>201748458What the fuck did you just fucking call me, you little bitch?
>>201748667women implementing an incel tax lmao
Just had a frankly amazing poo
his smile and optimism: gone
>>201748655>latestOk it was eaten several months ago mate!!>>201748706https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/198229419/#198233231
>>201748667Oh fuck off
>>201748668I'm morally obligated to dissuade you from doing such a thing.
Going to the local dribbly shit trough, anybody want anything?
>>201748667Take the piss
>>201748742Just keeps on winning.
>>201748195me on the right
mad how august 31st was a lush summers dayand now september rolls through and it's heavy rain and early sunsets
Labour's been in power forever now. When're the Tories finally gonna get a turn?
>>201748769pint of dribbly shit for me please mate.
>>201748769pint of shit please lad
>>201748277>>201748454
>>201748277>>201748454 seems like cawood cricket clubs in for a bit of a shock as to why they're a couple lads down
Mental how the whole country is just miserable, waiting to get a real-terms pay cut thanks to tax hikes in just under a month, and then winter will hitWonder how many suicides there will be
>>201748769Dried out log that’s been sitting next to it for weeks now
>>201748788normalfreak weather is over, now it's our turn to get comfy
>>201748788I see now why all of you emigrate to Spain haha (it's warmer and sunnier down there)
Mental how quickly they memoryholed Rishi Sunak
>>201748667please don't make me move back into a flatshare I hated it so much
>>201748839Just disgusted at the level of crackheads and drugmongs on the streets now
>>201748831>>201748454>>201748277well I never
Police in helicopter, a search fi marijuanaPolicemen in the streets, searching fi collie weedPolicemen in the fields, burnin' the collie weed
>>201748806tories are in power
PENETRATION TIMETONIGHT
>>201748667First they came for the CommunistsAnd I did not speak outBecause I was not a communistThen they came for the JewsAnd I did not speak outBecause I was not a JewThen they came for meAnd there was no one leftTo speak out for me
>>201748672Growing it is never going to be as cheap as sucking it up out of the ground thoughOr carting it off from the chippariumhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=QEX1YFXYTdI
>>201748867still leader of the cons somehow
>>201748600we're all progressing towards the grave m8
Wish I had a plump gf to bury my face into her musty folds.
The North is a grim pakified shitehole.
Mental how there's literally nothing in life to make it worthwhile
>>201748980Find one single purpose
>>201748929I still like the fact that if the oil system collapsed suddenly due to a war or something, there would be options for home grown fuel
World a reggae music on yah, ehKeep me rocking wid mi daughter, eh-ahWorld a reggae music on yah, ehNever lef' ya, never, no sah, eh-ah
>>201748957>>201748967>>201748980will you insufferable bores stop moaning
Sabrina - Boys Boys Boys
ol tusk got da bulk
>>201748980Third world chinky birds. Go teach English in Cambodia for six months all the while shagging jungle Asians. You’ll cheer right up.
poo
open up asylums and start locking away schizos and crackheads in them
Rorke
See me 'pon the road and 'earin' you call out to meTrue you see me in m'pants and ting, ohSee me inna me 'alter backSey me gi' you 'eart attackGimme little bass, make m'wine up m'waistGimme little bass, make m'wine up m'waistLove is all I bringInna m'khaki suit and ting
I think i'll go to Greece. Seems like a better option for a cigarette smoker than Lanzarote or any of the Spanish islands.
how often do you have a food binge day
>>201748667Reminder that this "financial black hole" they keep talking about is because they plan to let all the illegal immigrants stay and give them free housing/doctors/dental/school places so they are increasing everybody's taxes to pay for itHope nobody here voted for this
putting all the poo in an asylum and then committing mass pooicide
>I think i'll go to Greece. Seems like a better option for a cigarette smoker than Lanzarote or any of the Spanish islands.
>>201749092bitch looks like a gimp
>>201748719it applies to the femcels too though
"cigarette smoker"that what you call it these days?haha
looks who's returned from the without consent forums
>>201749219What do you call it
>>201749224Dunno what that is
egg
done a few wanks wearing my mums high heels as a teenager
off to bakewell
>>201749232cocksucker
>>201749219>>201749189also why do you pay for 4chan
concierge, where can i find the finest poo around here?
>>201749280i'm lazy
>>201749280why don't you?
The Taliban killed poppy production so the supply chain has been running down its stocks. The Chinese gangs are starting to flood the market with fent as its cheaper and easier to smuggle.
>>>/fit/75025776oh my daaays rorke
>>201749224FOMNYEG
Dem a sow nuh seed dem wan fi reap, and a sell fi yuh cheapRespect to di youts dem boust on di ghetto for rock and rollDey mark reggae music a echo a echoIf a dem ban waganis, dem can't follow dis, listen di lion a roar
>>201749300good
>bad review no long present on employers glassdoor sitehmmmmmmmm
Really hope Labour invest in public services
>>201749303cockmogs me!
*wanks in the corner of the thread*
>>201749396whats the point when theyre all just used by wogs anyway
better get out of bed I suppose
>>201748839>>201748980>media and political elite openly hate native Brits and are desperate to sell out the country and it's people in every way possible>btw we're taking more of your money in taxes to help us shit on you and sell you out :^)
>floating shitescreaming
>>201749396
MOVE OUT OF BRITAIN DO IT NOWWWWWW
>>201749476where shall we go
schoolgirl snapchatting her batty to the cronem she met on her first day of school
>>Survival rate of POWs taken by the USSR: 52.4%KWAFB
>>201749512ireland LOL
Thinking about my mate's fucking long thick cock again...
>>201749513angels of the norf
>>201749476nh me and my trad wife are going to bring things back
>>201749540black fella is he
>>201749513*turns head round 90 degrees to the right*Oh yeah, I do this
Women are not very intelligent are they
We have to establish a racial, radical, and social government of Britain based on mercantilism, fascism, eugenics, physiognomy, biological antisemitism, neoclassical architecture, cleanliness, duty, order, loyalty, heterosexuality, Germanic automobiles, Saxon protestantism, Roman virtues, beating women, and low taxation.
>>201749643>beating womenwell that's one out of sixteen
>>201749540it's ok to be gay, la*stiffles laughter and looks back at the other lads*it's ok...
>>201749629dont need to bethey just need to look good
>>201749643okay let me just have my dinner first
>>201749643This was already established centuries ago mate and has ran it's course
Normalise fascism.
>>201749476nah mate we are on the up and up
fascism is when all your poos are in order
*enters /brit/*
>>201749704Nah it hasn't, those are eternal values.
>>201749629>>201749691>our current anti-britain cuck government is full of them
Tying a turd to a very large balloon and releasing it during a thunderstorm.
entering my femboy bdsm arc
IM BROADWAY KURT KOBAIN
>>201749768and here's why that's a good thing, chud
>>201749795the snaps black yutes receive tonight from their slag teachers
>>201749795angela... youve been visiting the food bank i see....
on the cans of deboweaha what am i like x
>>201747814perfect
going to learn to do some knitting and follow a basic pattern, any of you lads ever tried?
People say get the darkies outBut you know what?I say get the chuds out.How you like that, Rorke?
Pre-toil anxiety kicking in
>>201749822you arent funny you are just scared of shitting up actual britpol. brown cretin
>a turd
>>201749879not saying it to be funny
>>201749031old reggae classics ..........
I believe in Prussian values.Sincerity (Aufrichtigkeit)Modesty (Bescheidenheit)Honesty (Ehrlichkeit)Diligence (Fleiß)Straightforwardness (Geradlinigkeit)Sense of justice (Gerechtigkeitssinn): Conscientiousness (Gewissenhaftigkeit)Willingness to make sacrifices (Opferbereitschaft)Sense of order (Ordnungssinn)Sense of duty (Pflichtbewusstsein)Punctuality (Pünktlichkeit)Probity (Redlichkeit)Cleanliness (Sauberkeit)Frugality (Sparsamkeit)Tolerance (Toleranz)Incorruptibility[ (Unbestechlichkeit)Restraint / self-effacement (Zurückhaltung):Determination (Zielstrebigkeit)Reliability (Zuverlässigkeit)
>>201749842also on the beer aha x
>>201749905only saying to save yourself from embarrassment. brown cretin
>>201749913can l buy some weed m8?
>>201749858yea i did once
>>201749913BUMBACLOT
>>201749924>Toleranzoh neineineieneineieneien
Wanted to wake up at 5:30am and already considering changing the planned 9:30pm bed time to 10:00pm and convincing myself that 8 hours to 7.5 hours of sleep isn't a big deal and will let me have more evening time on /brit/
would quite enjoy seeing some webms of people having accidents, fighting, getting hurt etc. just in that kind of mood
We h𝒶ve to est𝒶blish 𝒶 r𝒶ci𝒶l, r𝒶dic𝒶l, 𝒶nd soci𝒶l government of Brit𝒶in b𝒶sed on merc𝒶ntilism, f𝒶scism, eugenics, physiognomy, biologic𝒶l 𝒶ntisemitism, neocl𝒶ssic𝒶l 𝒶rchitecture, cle𝒶nliness, duty, order, loy𝒶lty, heterosexu𝒶lity, Germ𝒶nic 𝒶utomobiles, S𝒶xon protest𝒶ntism, Rom𝒶n virtues, be𝒶ting women, 𝒶nd low t𝒶x𝒶tion.
levi roots reggae reggae porn
>>201749821t.
https://www.mdcalc.com/calc/2021/audit-c-alcohol-use>8 points>Scores ≥5 are consistent with alcohol misuse and possible liver damage.
>>201750000I'd like to see that happen to you
wooooaaff woaafff
paid £1,126.60 in a tax from year to date
Life’s in shambles and I see no way back lol
you need to stop worrying about money, man
Got the cast iron on the hob full blast and about to spaff into it
>>2017500439 here
>>201750043i dont even drink that much and i got 5load of bollocks
Being Canadian means your neighbours aren't
… Last week I read a bookAbout Selassie IThen told my bomboclat parentsI was switching religions… Excuse I!Oh hot stepper, you do so many dutty crimesNyabinghi!And plus you're fully skylarking all the time… Unu look ya now!… Have you ever noticedHow ball-heads suck?Ba-da-da ding-ding-ding-dingDong-dang ding-dong duck!… Excuse I for my skankingGive thanks and praiseMe toil part-timeAt jah Cold Stone Creamery… In a dub style!Roller skates...a DVD of Cool Runnings, Murder, She WroteYagga-yagga-yagga yowwww!… Are you there Jah? It's me, Ras TrentAre you there Jah? It's me, Ras Trent… Are you there Jah? It's me, Ras TrentPlease guide me pon your bike path of righteousness
>be brit>want to have some scran>go through the security checkpoint >the confiscate your tiny pocket knife>they give you steak>they give you a huge steak knifeWhat was the thinking lads?
>>201750072dontyoull set the salarymongs off again
>>201750139alright l might wank to this one got her name?
Business idea: National Socialism, biological purification of Britain, enslaving all non whites, and state antisemitism
>>201750000rekt thread on /gif/
i'm homeless
>>201749947sure tin, anything else sir?
gf returning sometime over the next few days but I don't remember which day ahahbeen bliss around the gaff whilst she's been visiting her parents though, can't wait until she buggers off permanently
>>201750189and who is this lovely lady
>>201750189why does her purple ball have a big fuckable slit
Paid £36k to my landlord so far
Just spent £36k on giving a shit.
>>201750202Pin her down and fist her
>>201750254did it work?
>>201750189Stop posting this it makes me feel lonely. Thanks
i'm gonna carry you in, in my head, in my heart in my soul
hanover is rightful british soil
>>201750180
>be teenage pregnant>that lass is trash >no why don't we get any kiddorinos>oh my retirement
That monarch was Emperor Haile Selassie, who traced his roots back to King Solomon and the Queen of Sheba. The Emperor spent nearly four years living in Bath while in exile from his home country. He had to flee Ethiopia in May 1936 after he was forced out by the invading Italian fascist forces of Mussolini.
What's your party trick?I can read and understand Beowulf in it's original language
I feel a wreck without my little chinese girl
>>201750189
>>201750311corr bet you're a right laugh at parties
>>201750311used to be able to hurdle my own leg but too old now
welcome to my wanking abodemy wankode if you will
lovely brighton beach
>>201750342sure you can after a few drinks
>>201750358Haile Selassie enjoyed a bag of chips there
Really don't understand the end goal or point in civilisation anymoreAre we meant to just sit around with our fake WFH jobs having Pakis deliver us goyslop and shite off amazon until the world just fucking ends
got a big arse on megot a pig arse on meany chaps here man enough to mount a big pig arse like mine? step forward!
>anymorehad it all figured out at one point, did you?
>>201750391smoke DMT and get back to me
We here at /brit/ all wish Sir Keir Starmer a very happy birthday.
considering getting a jobmight not be worth it though really, bit of a faff initidk
>>201750427who?
>>201750438nice to have a bit of money in your pocket
almost don't think i'm capable of getting a job
got tan lotion on looking lovelier already boys x
I always add a dash of vinegar to fanny before tucking in
>>201750411no thank you
>>201750459got no love for darkies
what's her disability?
>>201750391The never has been an end point
might sign up to become a starmtroopermust be exciting reporting and arresting lads for noticing patterns or running illegal banter ringswould go easy on /brit/, just cause we're mates yknow
laberincrease the benesor ELSE
>Hamas threatens to release video showing six slain hostages' 'last message'
please someone help me i've fallen over
>>201750490need a glow can't be walking around all pale now can i
>>201750459Charva
mental that the previous owner of the house I just bought had FOUR tvs in the 2-bed, 80 square metre propertydon't even plan to have one me
>>201750513yea you canit's called being a hwite man
>>201750494she's has bad eyes
>>201750538blogh on
>>201750391>implying there was ever a point to lifelol
Starmer can't decide whether his two children are both boys, both girls, or a boy and a girlhttps://x.com/ripx4nutmeg/status/1830668495346135290https://x.com/GenderReceipts/status/1830673819952103649What a strange manIf this were Nigel Farage this'd be all over the press
>>201750508leftypol silent
brits are some decent enough tourists from my experience, great job guys! :D
mad how some poor old people just fall over in their house and then they die because theyve got no one to callthats going to be me
Want a really fuck off massive tv in the living room to piss off all the right people.
disposable vapes to be bannedhave we heard from scraniel on this latest development?
>https://x.com/GenderReceiptshmm no i don't think i will rorke
>>201750582thanks bludclot https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMBml1iNvtk
We have to eliminate Judeo Liberalism and establish a puritanical new British Racial Empire
>>201750590If I fell over or got stuck somewhere I’d be dead and I’m only 30. This is why I never go into my loft
makes you think
>>201750605starmer at it againno stopping this lad, it'll be illegal to have a cup of tea soon enough
Me holla respect, to all the gun men dem
gonna watch some survivorman on youtube
>>201748277grim stuff
>>201750657and pretend you can do all that if you were there?
new - when you're all good and ready>>201750493>>201750493>>201750493
>>201750692
>>201750699>>201750707couple of fucktards aren't you
>>201750653i think they should be banned tbf but sadly no chance of the ganja being legalised under this fucker
>>201750613pipe down queer starmer
>>201747814Is this a man?