big mouth billy bass edish
*bong*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtK-QCiD-FEclassic youtube kino
i pull up
Haven't brushed my teeth since Wednesday
>>201762842disgusting gremlin
Charlie ‘The Chopper’ Malaponte. Guy was an icy sunnuvabitch, learnt his craft in Sicily. Preferred weapon? Piano wire, every time. NYPD got so many cadavers showing up with piano wire stuck in their fuckin’ trachea that they thought it was an endemic issue and tried to legislate against the purchase of piano wire in the state of New York, but nah, it was this ONE goombah, I shit you not. Anyway, word on the street is that those Salvatore boys caught up with him because of a contract he fulfilled for the Ciggoli family. Cut him limb from limb and dumped him on some landfill in Queens, not before sending the head to his mommas house.
>>201762842no good mate get on it
>>201762842we're almost going on a week here sir. GRIM
A lot of people don't understand how brutal the Native American tribes were. They were freaking hardcore man no joke
feeling slavic
Don't look at her feet
>>201762852post fucking machines
>>201762818Imagine the person who invented this product and some people were probably like, "a talking fish on a wall? What kind of dumb shit is that?" and later it sells like a million units
>>201762881cute face
>>201762842The most British of posts.
beautiful north wales
>>201762862Yeah but was it over territory or what? America is so huge it's hard to believe there wasn't enough resources to go around.
>>201762909oh fuck off
>>201762884nah you yanks love your novelty items
ai could never recreate wales
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcPsy8734Vg
Some of the English colonists believed that the land itself was cursed and that the brutish and uncivilized behavior of the Native Americans was due to this. They feared that their own people would degenerate to such levels of barbarism as well in this new land.
https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=spoon+feeding+solo_focus+
american indians are NOT part of british culture
can't believe i'm the only one who has pointed out we are far more likely to have a first indian (dot) president than a first indian (feather) presidenti want President Chief Bison
Relations between Russians and the native tribes in Alaska tended to be more amicable and peaceful than the relations between the natives and English colonists on the east coast often were.
>>201763041hadn't the russians finished dealing with all of siberia before alaska, which was filled with basically the same people
>>201763008well they were kinda right in the wrong wayit was a tough, hard land that made tough, hardened people
>>201763008>>201763053>looks at australians>looks back at the thread
Indescribably cute. Need her to drop a chalupa down into my open mouth.
>>201763071they busy rn ;)
ongezellig
reckon emma yank is in his 40s by now
>>201763115I’m not.
Yesterday, I went to the shop and, as usual, forgot to bring my reusable bag. The store has bags, but I really don’t like them—they're flimsy, almost transparent, and just feel weird to touch. Instead of buying one, I decided to carry everything by hand. I stuffed bread, biscuits, and a couple of apples into my pockets, awkwardly carrying the milk in my hand. As I was walking home, one of the apples slipped out of my pocket and started rolling down the hill. Before I knew it, the other apple followed, and I found myself chasing them both. I managed to catch one, but the other rolled straight into a bush. It wasn't exactly a dignified moment, but I just couldn’t bring myself to buy a bag I dislike. I know I'll forget my bag again next time, and I'll probably make the same choice, struggling home with groceries and chasing apples down hills.
Makes me wonder who the oldest /brit/ poster in history is
there goes Seamus McAppleChaser, what a fine lad he is. strange, to be sure, but a gentle soul
>>201763182my dad
>>201763182my grandfather
You'd never know I was a Yank just by looking at me
>>201763386you look like a dixie fellow
I brap the world and melt with poo
>>201763386I enjoyed this post
>>20176311530s minimum
shrek really is a good movieholds up very well, both the story and animation
>>201763493hate the scene where he meets the crowd and her parents
hate the spudbros
My winky needs sucked by an Australian
>>201763543that's in shrek 2
Insane how well this song holds up. One of those songs that has no right being so good and is way too good for its genre.Gn /brit/https://youtu.be/mqWq_48LxWQ
>>201763594you’re a virgin and will stay that way permanently
Done taking a shit at the gym now let's start working out
>>201763709:>(
>>201763712>his shit wasn't the workout ngmi
>>201763709what about youany yank girls you fancy?
>>201763760no I want a gf irlif she happens to be american great i really don’t care, but it’s unlikely considering there aren’t many here
>>201763774are you a virgin chud incel or any of those
>>201763801all me
Need to huff her farts.
corr good sleep
>>201763895sleepmong loves his sleep
>>201763928there's no need to be that harsh. you're gonna end up making someone commit suicide
>>201763928ktim
>>201763945don't tell me how to live my life
I'm now 95% sure that a milf in the neighborhood is trying to have sex with me
This isn't my first rodeo>it's not a rodeo
don't think i'm going to wear my rain coat todayjust bash on a bomber jacket if it does rain this morning then i have my brolly
>>201763982No they’re notBe quiet *poos in a hat and places it on your head*
What ever happens to those lads that are incredibly smart 13 year olds that see numbers as shapesDo they usually accomplish something big. It feels like there are child prodigies and then they just stop existing
might try and have a poo this morningdon't want to be farty in the office all day
>>201764135save it up for your coworker you like the least
>>201764135Kill yourself
>>201764204Uncalled for you leaf twat.
fancy a shag
Watching catberg dig a hole in the backyard for her to poo in, silly creature *Continues digging my own poo hole*
>>201764204We do NOT say that here. May God save your soul, because you appear hellbent on damning it
i am smelling like a poo that somebody gave me on my birthday deathbedi am smelling like a poo that somebody gave me cuz im dead and bloated
did my pooit was a bit pathetic truth be told just a couple of little nuggets
>>201764346Do a bigger poo right now or I will cut off your nose
>>201764053https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EosX5fqTDSk
thinking about this king this morninghttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1725342356340377.webm
Tory voting pensioners are shirkers who should be rounded up by leather jacketed Bolsheviks and made to build housing.
mental how some people went from innocently watching asmr on youtube to a full blown femdom addiction
>>201764434Post fucking machines
just woke up haha
>>201764463*Puts you back to sleep so you wake up at 5pm and your sleep schedule is beyond fucked*
How is the new Tims breakfast lads
>>201764527Nice thumbnail dickhead
https://youtu.be/yFE6qQ3ySXE?si=p0rbpQtEp5heAUjb
might ignore the restraining order and contact her
credit card bill 2.5k this monthwhat a fuckign disgrace
Would you rather fuck a 10/10 trans woman, say Megan Fox with a dick, or a 1/10 cis woman, say Hulk Hogan with a pussy?
>>201764627A 10/10 trans woman would have a perfect fake vagina though
>>201764596why have you got a credit card lad
Grey outBut remains dry (touch wood) and mild
>>201764738good for collecting avios points x
>>201764738Doesn't everyone have a credit card?
>>201764738better question, why would you not have a credit card?
i don't have a credit card
How come everyone laughs at American gun shootings when Switzerland doesn’t have anywhere near the same level of shootings?Blaming the FBI or the CIA seems to be a bit whacko
>>201764750>a brit poster>out the house at 7amwhat is this madness
>>201764813NIGGERS
>>201764813low IQ due to lead in the water and another thing which im not allowed to say lest i be accused of being a racist
can't fathom using a credit card
>>201764837On the toil grind
>>201764762>>201764763credit card ownership is in rapid decline amongst australians, particularly under 30s. Thought it was a trend happening elsewhere as well
>>201764863Credit allows you to purchase goods and services immediately that you don't necessarily have the capital available to buy right away
>>201764837early morning is actually the best time for incelwalksnight is too scary, and you can't see everything and hear the birds
feel a bit rough after spending all evening drinking cider
>>201764891Why's that? Certainly the golden age of credit has passed but they're obviously still useful
>>201764915go outside and prove how rough you are by challenging someone to a fight
>>201764863>>201764907And gives you an additional level of consumer protection, as the credit card company is jointly and severally liable if things go wrong
School girls are back out on public transport
>>201764926if I got in a fight now I think I would just be sick on them
BALTIMORA
>>201764891then they're just unaware of the financial benefits of owning one, and I don't just mean that Points shit
>>201765047I see the scrotumbush is coming along nicely
toil at 12:15not enough time at home to accomplish anything so I'm basically just sat here waiting to go to work
>>201764980Got it made
Jenna Ortega but with bigger boobsThoughts?
>>201765085Have a wank
>>201765093would rather her scuffed face was improved instead
>>201765080black supremacy is reallook up five percent nation
>>201765098done too many wanks lately, need to cut down
>>201764980Her feet are probably extremely smelly
I made a new Twitter account This is what it shows on the homepage for a brand new accountI don't particularly like Elon but his ownership of Twitter helps the accelerationism of the west
>>201765080>we created every major invention???
>>201765093Never been interested in the size of boobs so much as shape and perkiness/pertness.Large cleavage can be nice but when the clothes come off it doesn’t matter. Prefer a pretty face you know?
Got a scratch on the face of my apple watch :(
black supremacists I mean
>>201765019what would you say to persuade the aspiring credit card haver
>>201765147you've a broken nose as well
>>201765121To be fair they are superior, sexually speaking
>>201765147They’re really easy to damage
>>201765169nice try Visa but you're not getting my marketing pitch
>>201765185>really easy to damagejust like my heart aha x
>>201765130it's actually mental what has happened to Twitter in a few short yearsI'm surprised nobodies made a rival copycat website yet, maybe everyone released their lives are improved without it
>>201765169Pay off your bill in full every month, don’t buy things you wouldn’t be able to afford if you didn’t have the card.
>>201765185You can get covers for them but imo they're ugly and make the touch screen less responsive
>>201765211That's not something to persuade someone to get a credit card, that's just advice for preventing paying interest on one
>>201765211how is that different from just budgeting with your payslip
>>201765207>I'm surprised nobodies made a rival copycat website yet, maybe everyone released their lives are improved without itLoads have been tries, none succeeded
>>201765207There's been lots of attempts to make rival platforms (mastodon, threads, bluesky) and none of them have really worked
want to put the sausages on but I've no bread and I don't feel like walking to the shop
>>201765229It isn't unless you get points/cashback offers
>>201765235>>201765232oh, fair enough then
>>201765247Just have sausages then
might start using ghee in cooking
get the willies sucked
never liked twitter
>>201765272I can't just have sausages on a plate that would be insane
They call me the bucket
>>201765279Why
*blaaaaarpf*
>>201765308morning emmayank
>>201765300Pop them in a bowl
>>201765279KTC PURE BUTTER GHEE
eating poo with sausages for breakfast
Dont know how girls do their make up on the trainThey're surely too wobbly
Butter's simply better than ghee, sorry jeetmongsOlive oil, vegetable oil, and butteThat's all you need
>>201765304I switched from oil to butter a long time ago because of the memes but now I've read that butter isn't great for cooking either because it tends to burn at high temperatures. Ghee is butter with all the milk solids removed, solving the problem
>>201765364What if, crazy idea, you use butter or oil to suit the situation
My crack is constantly moist.
load of gheeboys itt
>>201765227>>201765229I don’t know about Australia but here you can sue your credit card company if you buy something and it breaks and the merchant isn’t helpful. They will give you your cash back and take it up with the merchant themselves
>>201765364>but now I've read that butter isn't great for cooking either because it tends to burn at high temperaturesSo what? There's really no need to cook at high temperatures as a home cook
>>201765387alri shartlad
>>201765394Not really suing is it
>>201765384almost everything I eat is cooked in a big cast iron frying pan so there's only really one situation, and ghee seems the best for it
>>201765429Perhaps try learning to cook properly instead of just fucking blasting everything on highTwat
>>201765394face like he just sniffed a fart
>>201765356For me it's lard for it's exceptional cost/calorie
>>201765451why don't you suck my hairy gooch mate
poo on toast for breakfast
>>201765425You can do because they have joint and several liability. In practice the credit card company doesn’t want the hassle and will sort it with the merchant themselves
Opinions on Pumba the Caracal?
Map of the world to scale
Hates trans peopleLoves prison
Diarrhoeaingly shitting a turd out my poohole into the porcelain dump-repository
Bethesda makes such shit lazy uninspired stupid games and then expects the fans to make the games playableFor rpgs you have very little freedomIn Fallout 4 I wiped out the Railroad as soon as I met them and then I was sent to wipe them out officially because the game didn't realise I'd wiped them out when I wiped them outIn Skyrim you're basically a slave of the organisation that exists to serve you and then can command you to murder and you can't even say no or fuck off I own youBroken buggy messes that are so shit that they've capitalised on how shit they are as a feature, somehow
>coffee comes from ethiopiacoffeesisters...
>>201765501What happened to Ireland?Used to be proper God fearing and now it’s all sex and perversion and sex and filth and sex
>>201765509I like Skyrim and fallout 4Skyrim is one of the most beloved games of all time
>>201765494he's a moody faced git but I love him x
>>201765536God, should they exist, loves all his children including trans people
Each of these lads has written a book on anti racism
The rain has begun
>>201765538skyrim was worse than oblivion in every metric except graphics
>>201765557He loves the sinner, not the sin
>>201765569Who are they
>>201765583Oblivion was worse than Skyrim in every metric except quests
>>201765578winterbros... our time has come...
>>201765578do you live in a hut in the middle of nowhere
What do you think about the abolition of the winter fuel payment unless you claim pension credit?
Biz idea: Estonian Mandate of Palestine
>>201765602On the train
let's think about some stuff ok?
Somehow YouTube has started doing background play again despite me not paying premiumCuriousA bribe from Mr Google perhaps?
sitrep: feeling slightly less rough after a poo and drinking waterdecided to just have sausages on a plate after all
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uv5i5yg-zNccommes des garconslike the boyslike the boys
>>201765538>Skyrim is one of the most beloved games of all timeBecause video game players and Bethesda fans have extremely low standards and lap up anythingSkyrim was released as an extremely buggy ugly mess with annoying dialogue and boring enemies, they re released it several dozen times and it's still basically the same gameIt's got fewer features and skills than oblivionThe faction quests are pathetic, go pick up a bread roll for me oh you're the faction leader now. what does that mean? nothingThe dragons were shit too. And Alduin died almost immediately when I fought himVery little role play at all
>>201765630Good, old people ruined everything, they shouldn't get free money for being old
>>201765770Oblivion fucking sucks dick compared to Skyrim lolAt least jerk off to Morrowind or something if you're gonna be like that
At the bus stop lads.
>>201765862afternoon lachie, how's your day treating you?
peter nooo
>>201765877*Grinds the barrel of my gun into your chin*What the fuck did you just say?
>>201765770>Alduin died almost immediatelykek this, after autistically grinding every single side quest and activity my character was basically an unstoppable killing machine by the time I fought him
>>201765904"afternoon lachie, how's your day treating you?"
>>201765922Ah*Backs off and brushes you down*Good thanksWaiting for the bus
>>201765936good-o
*grinds the barrel of my gun into my chin*what the fuck did i just say?
>>201765569Thought it was redlettermedia from the thumbnail
I like the idea of having a tattoo but I don't think I could ever decide on what to get
might have a fuffing wanf
my son, whose name is pooert
>>201765877Just finished shagging a fit 25 year old women at the brothel. She puts my dick in her mouth so she can put food in her children's mouths. Haha
egging a poo
>>201766035Why are you pissing away your money on expensive wanks, you're not a millionaire you can't afford to do this
>>201766035Dunno why but one of my persistent fantasies is becoming a stay-at-home boyfriend whilst living off the stipend provided by girlfriendberg's boyfriendbergs
>>201766003ktimjuggled the idea of having a little knife on my neck so you’d only see a grip going down into my my collar, scrapped it later due to not being a child anymore
all whoremongers will perish
>>201766035wild post there lachiecan still remember you starting your journey
>>201766065I get a fairly generous stipend from the government every week, enough to keep me neck deep in whores and tenpin bowlimg
>>201766035>She puts my dick in her mouth so she can put food in her children's mouths.Say that 5 times quick
>>201766089>enough to keep me neck deep in whores and tenpin bowlimgsensational
Everyone *clap* needs *clap* THERAPY *clap clap*
>>201766092Now try to say The sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick
Alligator shoes, everything reptile
>>201766144not to be confused with crocs
bit chilly out, yesterday and the day before were scorchersmight get in the portable sauna
there is nothing worthwhile happening on the internet
>>201766188>portable saunaAlso known as my bum hole heheheh
>>201766196I basically only use the internet for porn these days
>>201766266Most cultured 4chan poster
>>201766188beer weather tomorrow mate
mental how cheap whores are $500 an hour. absolutely insane
>>201766302All weather is beer weather
Mums doing chicken schnitzels with mushroom gravy & salad for dinner tonight.
>>201766313Well they're not cheap if they're the $500 ones now are they dickhead
>>201766322GOOD lad I stand corrected
Got my fucking adult nappy on
>>201766313I'm going to see one tomorrow afternoon $300 for 30 mins.
[–]crazybirdlady93 2977 points 6 hours ago Masks often start slipping during the first pregnancy because now they think you are trapped. This is a huge red flag and he knew what he was doing since he has had lots of firearms training. Honestly, you are hugely under reacting in my opinion and I would absolutely leave over this if I were you. When someone shows you who they are, listen! And you are never trapped and there are resources to leave if you need them! permalinkembedsaveparentreportreply[–]Potential-Quit-5610 396 points 6 hours ago Yeah my ob actually gave me pamphlets at my first ultrasound about domestic violence increasing by xx% when you become pregnant. I wasn't with an abusive man luckily but I wasn't aware of that at all until that pamphlet.men why are we so fuckinge evil?
good poo weather
australians having a little /brit/ goonseshnodding my head in approval
We're absolutely smashing America at the special olympics
>>201766400Paralympics, not Special Olympics
>>201766400imagining the athletes from each country and it's making the little wheels in my brain turn
schoolgirl legs are back
>>201766447'
cadbury's
many poos will be done today
i am a crab in the bucket and i WILL drag you down if it looks like you're trying to escape
Women farting and pooing
>>201766562This but twinks
>A man has gone on trial in France for repeatedly drugging and raping his wife as well as arranging for dozens of other men to rape her.>The defendant, named as 71-year-old Dominique P, is accused of recruiting strangers online to come to his home and sexually assault the victim for over a decade.>Police identified at least 92 rapes committed by 72 men.Why are the French like this
only away to have a bloody coffee aren't I
>>201766616Quite sexy that
big fat greasy blob people of indeterminate sex blasting poo and vomit out of both ends
Think I'm on the wrong train
>>201766620no smoking
need to get my freak spastic toenails clipped again I have onychogryphosis you see
wanking my big stinky willy
>>201766740ktimeihasw
that 13 year old lad that was stabbed to death is called Jahziah Coke leftypol suddenly turning a blind eye for some reason
participating in the gay porn olympics
cant remember where i left my wine
Wish I were peng lmaohttps://youtu.be/iozhcf9MS_s?si=0cPcVUyl7Z25eZSD
what disappears as soon as you say it?
>>201766828silence, my brother
>>201766814He's not particularly good looking
>>201766828whisper, breath something else
My brekkie?Protein shakeBananaCup of teaBosh
>>201766877Croissant and coffee
that tutankihamun fella had priceless artifacts in his tomb, but at the end of the day he was dead
want to gradually replace all my body parts with bionic parts until i'm more machine than man
>>201766895no you dontwhat time is it over there? get a life
3rd bowel movement of the day
>>201766837Door to the Dark Brotherhood’s secret entrance opened just then when you said that.
>>201766887https://youtu.be/BuEq8x0DWcI
>umm no actually the mummification and opening of the mouth ritual ensured that he lived on in the afterlife blah blah blah fuck off pseudo-intellectuals
>>201766914do one seamus
>>201766955did ur mum lool
>>201766916nit healtee
>>201766979do her again for me lad
feels like my whole abdomen is filled with poo
im getting spamed by various companies constantly
your dad's big brown willy
i'm up to my gills with poo
white bitches be being named Paige
gfberg sent me a selfie of her and two of her girl friends and she mogs them so hard it's comical
Biz idea: fill the sewers with fish so they can scran the fatbergs
harry potter fanfiction idea: harry frees dobby by gaping his arsehole and unloading into a condom which he inadvertently leaves inside dobby's shredded rectum
>>201767050Well of course YOU'D say that!
smashing a giant poo like Gallagher with his sledge-o-matic
>>201767056is everything ok at home mate
>>201766400paralympics you mong
>>201767056Mental how women write that shite and NOT for the purpose of humour
when i poo, i poo hard. i never look back.
filling a girl's fanny with poo
>>201767146UTI risk that
diarrhoeaing into water balloons and dropping them out my 10th floor window on little old grannies walking down the street below
>>201767155eh girls can wear nappies
>>201767056master has given Dobby a pink sock!
>>201767203kek
New>>201767233
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