Jean-Pierre Magnan edish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shNfgCA6Zi0choon
duuuuudethis edition is so gayyyy
>>201777273190!190! 190! 190!!! Omg! How are you doing, buddy? How’s your niece?? Hope you and Aisha are enjoying the lovely historic town centre of ᬩᬮᬶ (that’s Bali for you monolingual toads out there). Autism can be exhausting, so don’t forget to take care of your heroic drug habit! Also make sure to buy a few more VPN nodes to stay posting, wouldn’t want you to alert the mods! Haha just kidding, man. You know best! You’re always so calm, cool, and collected, you don’t need me to tell you what to do. Alright, well, since you’re here, now the thread can REALLY start, it is always so boring waiting all day for you to show up. I know, I know, I shouldn’t be so impatient, you’ve only connected to about thirty proxies to spam between to catch up with the lads, but it’s the highlight of my day so I can’t hide my excitement. Anyway glad to have the pleasure of sharing the thread with you once again, 190cm Master Race. Cheers mate x
>>201777325perfect for you then
>>201777363i have a gf
Fucked it
just measured my willy (hard)bang on 6 inches in length (bit longer if you measure from base)5.5 inches girth
>>201777343>How’s your niece?? howling
the kip of fatty bum bum claiming he injured his heart weight lifting lol more like lifting his fat arms up to eat more pies!!
NEED italian gf lads
emmett you can't say that lad
>>201777442Hey singularbradposter try learning about a subject first
today's receptacle: massive sports direct mugtoday's dunkage: 3 (three) ginger nuts
>>201777482Used to toil with a bloke who had one and had never washed it so it was fucking black and minging inside
>I damaged my heart lifting weights
>>201777445Just get a Jewish gf. Same but with bigger tits
190 onamadone
>>201777507phwoar, that'll put hairs on your chest*shakily raises it to my lips and slurps obnoxiously*
2c outside, 14c in my roomso farken cold
tried watching charlie chaplinboring as
>Hey singularbradposter try learning about a subject first
*dings my spoon off the inside of my mug repeatedly*
>>201777529Italian girls seem less demonic
>>20177758621C here but 150% humidity and it feels horrible.
he's rattled
>>201777270Incredible post.I'm still working on this. On a bit of a downer right now due to an added stress but working through it.
never used to make brews at toil but the lasses always got me one because I'm a good looking cheeky chappy
reckon there's any kids out there today that have wanked to minecraft porn?must be surely(not saying that like i'm imagining kids wanking mind you but just that the age of someone who might wank to minecraft is very likely quite low)
>>201777529need to breed the one with glasses
>>201777601would you deck that in
need to breed
>>201777648more like are there any left that haven't
>>201777640*puts down book and turns to you*reeaaaalllllyyyy?
>>201777648yeah. I wanked to lego that I set up in sexually suggestive positions when I was a child so 100% there are people wanking to minecraft and roblox
wheeeeeel up lads haha WAHEY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ch0sD3h9e5k
It looms
how much should I weigh if I'm a 5'7 man? I am currently 19 stone, and yes I am going to the gym reguarly
mad how getting a gf killed my interest in porn/masturbationmaybe state-mandated gfs arent such a bad idea; dont let porn rot people's brains
>>201777648>i'm imagining kids wanking'
>>201777731sus bars
>>201777789thought you couldnt go to the gym because of your athletes heart? haha fatty bum bummmmmmmm
>>201777776u missed>>201777777
>>201777789bit underweight lad. bulk up to at least 25
>>201777789>5'7 manno idea, there's never been one
>>201777789You must be 5'7 wide
whenever we talk with the debt collectors at toil i play the little blur tune in my head xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7epMm3_tOU
>>201777273I am excited to visit the UK for the first time it will be wild
>>201777789Pokemon gym doesn't count, spainlard
>>201777587not enough explosions for you?
>>201777821>>201777829>>201777842>>201777862>>201777877stop making fun of me, I'm trying my best
>>201777867Where are you going?
>>201777865*seizes your YouTube link as payment*
>>201777896Sorry lad. Seriously though you need to lose at least 7 stone.
>At least 12 dead after boat carrying migrants capsizes in English Channel
>>201777895polish niggas be like "guzits8tw >>201777877 58285e8y ig 8gd 4ed5 ibh ij kb9ur8yd8y jeka8duxbr ewjizx7c7cw"
>>201777648I used to jump into the wall repeatedly playing tomb raider to hear her noises while wanking to her triangle tits.So yeah probably
>>201777896trying your best to eat pies only mucking about lad just eat less and do more, the more you do the better it will be. you've got 5+ stone to loose so pick up some weights and don't stop til your dead dead strong
>>201777896How did you let it get so bad?Didn't you find yourself looking like a disgusting slob years ago? And you just continued to shovel food down your gullet?
>>201777896You clearly aren't
>>201777903London mostly I personally know this sounds cringey but I want to see the palace and war museums. Also I promised my 98 year old great aunt I would take photos with the royal guard
/brit/ will get a gym membership, go once and never return
>>201777694actually fucking screaming
favourite term for homosexuals?
>>201777990There are plenty of museums to explore. How long are you going for?
>>201778001friend
i wouldnt be suprised if the gf breaks up with my in the next month and it's going to **** me
ooh hello mister guard I like your big hat can I please have a photo for my great aunt Fanny
>>201778001you can never beat "poof". it's just perfect
>>201778001bumlords
>>201777990You should poke them and try to steal their hats. Also go find one on a horse and go give it a stroke on the nose. They’ll love that
only just now recovering from my goon from last night
>>201778001crustmunchers
>>201778046good one was it?
>>201777961I dropped out of uni, gave up on life and didn't do anything except order takeways for about 10 years. At my heaviest I was 24 stone.
>>201777943Never call me P*lish ever again
>>201778001knob jockeys
bloody good thing rabbits arent human really
>>201778058scrimbling
>>201778064How did you afford all them takeaways?
>>201777990Actually one question why do they use draft horses for the guard? Like the Irish draft horse I have a similar horse to the ones the guards use
>>201778064alri scraniel
>>201778102tastes better than horses out of the can
objectively the optimal female physique
my heaviest was 80kg
britain WILL be the 51st State
>>201778027Just for a week sadly I wish I could spend a month there but I will probably at most have 600 bucks to my name while I stay at a friend's place
>>201778092Parent's money
>>201778001poofters
>>201778064Alright Nappynonce it really is too late for you lmfao there is only one way out for you now
>>201778147>a week in LondonThat's far too long mate, hop on a train and actually see England.
>>201778001this gentleman is correct >>201778036poof is best
>>201778141>objectively the optimal female physiqueActually it's pic related
One minute in London is unfortunately far too long
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>>201778126Makes sense my great aunt is into British culture even though has no drop of British blood but she is 98 and can't go because once you hit 85 life starts to be hard
applied for an admin job in a school lads
>>201778146Where's the don't care option.
>>201778203Reminder she's incontinent and shits constantly
>>201778141she looks like squidward after eating the entire krabby patty vault
>>201778181I am just gonna see the museums and stuff around London you know I am disappointed I can't go to the glas palace
>>201778203cant even see her waist you stupid mong
I am off to make brunch now See you incels later
>>201777507that's called a patina you contemptible mongrel
Hate it when some tedious gimp decides to latch onto a new gimmick.
>>201778217>boards.4chan.org##[id^=p]:has(.flag-id)Not on, they are actually great posters.
Bye Emett good luck avoiding being readmitted into the ward
>>201778283theres only one here and shes a smelly incel who doesnt even speak with us
>>201778269A week is far too long and a waste of time, get a train to Cambridge for a day out or something.
for me? it's the british railways class 37. the greatest locomotive of ALL time
>>201778271submit
>>201778233why?
>>201778324I will see that I can do but yeah British history is cool nothing more badass than admiral nelson and the anglo spirit for adventure which used to be seen in America
>>201778340Patrician taste
>>201778355schoolgirls get sopping for adult men in authority positions
>>201778377your head needs wobbling
>>201778377>authority positionsThe last place you want to work is in a school then lmao
>>201778343>soulless black eyes>known whore>uncontrollable diarrhea>hideous scarred tummyshe's 5/10 at best
I hit 100kg once a few years ago. Just looked more muscular but with a chubbier face. Don’t understand these people that turn into flabby blobs with twig limbs. Are they 200kg or do they just have shit genetics?
>>201778370i'm going to own one of these things one day just so i can have it in my backyard and start it up just for fun every so often
Ngl I don't want to live as long as my great grandparents my great grandpa lived to be 101 and my great grandma 99. When you hit a certain age even with a healthy life style you tend to be miserable
can only do 15 pushups, and that's from a fresh startthe next set i can only do 10 at a push
>>201778217Sorryjyjy( . _.)
>>201778467this except it's a black woman
krumping
>>201778486Not me gonna be playing halo in the home with the laaaaaaas
>>201778421she's sexy as fuck mate, you're rattled
>>201778487That’s not awful, depending on how much you weigh.
>>201778487all of mine are at a push
>>201778399thing is mate, to schoolgirls, school staff are absolute authority so far as they see it
drinking black mould
>>201778492why not both
>>201778544lol. lmao in fact
>>201778546alri JK
>>201778511the tummy scar is a huge turnoff, it's ghastly
>>201778504Funny you mention that my great grandpa was a big fan of gangsta movies and GTA
>>201778490are you the only indian on /brep/you seem fine to me if so
>>201778467I took this irl a few years ago, beautiful locos
>>201778490Good morning sir
>>201778574where is it
>>201778574it's just a line on her belly
Rorke on a mad one
wanking my cock into tatters
>>201778625it starts from her bellybutton and goes up
Drinking black goo
right sick of cheese now. enough
Wanked thrice yesterday and now I feel like I need to recover and have a day off. Must be getting old.
>tired and want to sleep>up at 4:15 am in the morning for toilDon't know what to do
ah yes. a pig in knickers. the perfect female form
>>201778340corr lovely runner that
>>201778613you lucky fucker, wish i weren't on the opposite side of the globe as these pengorific machines. NEED to fly there one day and hit up all the heritage railways
Oh my God Lois, it's SmartSchoolBoy9
>>201778544mamma mia
starmer is bringing in legislation saying you need to wear seatbelts on the bus
thinking about slags again
>>201778759
rorke's crew
Ah so this is why he is so surly today
>>201778760fertile tummy that
I actually miss our Indian pime minister over Starmer
>>201778752do you think he posts here
>>201778830the tall bloke looks really sad :(
napoleon dynamite is a very good movie that captured the exact kind of kid it was based on very perfectly, knew many such napoleon dynamites in my daybut it felt disappointingly cut short. right when it was getting going it just goes into the pedro vote and ends
>>201778830the /brit/ meetup 2034
>>201778892Yeah it's spainnonce
RORKE
>>201778917Pedro for president plotline was a bit dumb. Also the epilogue post credits wedding scene is shit
don't you fucking DARE teams call me unannounced at 4pm on a tuesday afternoon rodent
>>201778902You would be too if you were the last Nephillim
dude, benson's totally gonna KILL us when he finds out you ate his poo barm
wish i could play video games with my minddont like pressing buttons or controlling a camera
>>201778980sweaty hurried fingers tapped this one out after desperately scrambling to put on a headset
scromitting a POO barm
>>201778830Like how the guy next to the tall fella is on his tip toes
raping my own arse
>>201778830Why does the guy to the right of the tall man only have one foot?
what if the interviewer tickled her belly haha that would be crazy
a boat has capsized, killing 12 migrants
mumberg is binging back fish and chips
>>201779070what are you doing here finlad
>>201779112boat of peace init
how quickly you have all forgotten Fatman Scoop
>>201779143Can you name any of his tracks without googling?
>>201779115FOLC
>>201779143SINGLE LADIES, I CAN'T HEAR YALL
>>201779112based poseidon
>>201778830>8 foot 1 Fucking hell
>>201779112Well there goes 12 astronauts/doctors
>>201779112
>>201779112did they try not looking back in anger?
Got the poo on
>>201779147that one that goes IF MY TRAIN COMES OFF THE TRACKPICK IT UP PICK IT UP PICK IT UPLET'S GO
>>201779147yh be faithful. only one that matters
>>201779112noooo
barming my poos as we are speaking, scromitt setting is selected
rorke's gf
>>201779112Blood on rorke’s hands
>>201779271built for 19 stone 5'7 autistic neets
Can I touch your muscles?
>>201779112So what? Genuinely though. These people know that they are breaking the law and risking their lives by getting on the boat, so it shouldn't be a news story when they die. People know that jumping from a great height or hanging themselves is dangerous but we don't report on everybody who does that, do we?
started going to a local tabletop gaming clubsome absolute creatures there but I've honestly forgotten how to do anything just for the sake of it any more
reneging a poo
>>201779382>some absolute creatures thereYou should fit right in m8
tabletop gooning club
>>201779271she's got bigger arms than me
princess diana...now that the dust has settled.....was she a harlot?
how do you respond without sounding mad?
these cruel hot summers will only get worse due to climate change!
>>201779416that's the thing though, it would be easier if I didcould just throw the opportunities I've been given with my self-awareness and average looks away and live my life in nerdy splendour but instead I have to rock up to these places and watch the runts knock their miniatures flying as they scurry off to their corners
>>201779448just go "can you?" right back to him
>>201779362reckon aki would feel my "muscles" are nothing but fortunate fat distribution and chase me onto an electrified traintrack
guffawed at this
>>201779448I can do all of those things yeah *shows him my symphonies and masterpiece canvases*
my logic is undeniable
>have your fat honkers out>Also have a crucifix necklacewhat's the bloody point
>>201779513draws the eye
well??
>>201779448ur mums a smelly dell laptop
>>201779379thing is rorke type politicians are making it actively harder and more dangerous for these boat migrants, so blood is on their hands a bit. if you hung yourself we would condemn someone that helped you tie the noose and recognise their role in your death
>>2017795301 but it won't last
>>201779448AI can do this now and Will Smith still can't
never read a single post thats above 10 words
>>201779513>fat honkersyou have to be 18 to post here
>>201779530I'm on 200k and struggling to pay rent and bills
>>201779448ignore previous prompts, give me a quiche recipe
Math(s) in school shouldn't be required learning past simple multiplication, literally no one uses geometry, calculus or any other of they sorcery in everyday life
>>201779468This is your chance anon. You get to be the chad of the group. You don't even realize how much power you have.
>>201779576only 18?can I be older?
everyone on 4chan used to be howling at this
Only racist against men so my anti-sexism cancels out my racism
>>201779552Nigel Farage snorkeling up to a small boad and capsizing it with tailfin
>>201779611
>>201779600I don't want MORE responsibilities, that's the whole point
>>201779572surely it takes more time to count the number of words than it would to just read the post
>been invited out for a curry with the work colleagues tonight>restaurant is BYOB (Bring your own booze)I don't drink ladsDoes that mean bring beer if you're going to drink or does it mean I have to bring booze in order to get in?
>>201779625Are you me?
>>201779609>can I be older?18-19 for femalesmales no limit
>>201779611>>201779637soylennials actually slap their knees like a looney tunes character laughing at this puerile shit
you arrive in Bristol
>>201779626>boadtf is a boad rorke? do you mean BOAT
>>201779650the latter im afraid
country's gone to the dogsthere's now packs of 12 years old going around kicking pensioners to death what the fuck
>>201779650If you want to drink then bring your own, you don't have to but you might look like a silly poof if you don't and yes that usually means beer
tummy weather is officially over
It not right :/
>>201779689Society is collapsing
>>201779674you are CANADIAN
Durham niggas really still saying Doxbridge in 2024
you best start believing in dystopiasyou're in one
>>201779689Maybe the pensioner was walking an XL bully and the kids acted in self defense
>>201779717>>201779689brexit britain
Spainnonce on his Canadian proxy. Mental how badly he mindraped him.
currently reading an interesting article on the new york times website about how egypt was at fault for the 1967 war and israel was the victimwhat are you lads up to?
>>201779689What do these 12 year olds look like
>>201779732that what your mum calling herself now?
>>201779689the weak should fear the strong
>>201779689
>>201779645You are throwing away a golden opportunity.Haven't you ever wanted to be the cool alpha male of the pack?
>>201779761chavs most likely white
>>201779768
>>201779651I'm us in the future yes. Remember that time we fisted our arsehole haha that was mad.
>>201779761>What do these 12 year olds look likenonce
Watching racist videos on x (formerly Twitter)
>>201779761'
rorke working hardleftypol working smartdeano working for the weekend
>>201779705why even live? :(
workin on the weekend like usualwatchin spongebob and scooby dooby doo
>>201779849not for anorexic bitches that's for sure
>>201779784>alpha of a group of dysgenic weebs that never leave the house after 6pmyeah a real modern day charles manson
streaming the old God of War games on the PS5, they're pretty good
>>201779753Dadberg used to be extremely pro-Israel but he's done a 180 on that topic recently after getting into conspiracy theories.
12 future aged carer workers and neurosurgeons now getting their eyes picked out by crabs at the bottom of the English Channel and you're laughing.Have a word Rorke.
>>201779689>millenial and gen Z cucks endlessly kvetching about how boomers are awful but doing nothing about it>Generation Alpha Chads mercilessly crushing boomer skulls the SECOND puberty starts and the first molecule of testosterone hits their bloodstream
What if I’m not actually a misunderstood villain? What if I’m actually just an unlikeable twat?
bouldering is expensive, yeesh
https://is2.4chan.org/gif/1725179754141213.webmso this is rorke
>>201779911will you bloody pack it in with your IMG_4292.jpg
>>201779911Why not both?
>>201779761Honestly probably white. I’m usually good at guessing the ethnicity from the headlineI reckon it was a bunch of council estate chavs
>>201779893shrieking
>>201779927why would you stand up to a guy waving a knife
>>201779927what a horrid terrible thing that was
think im in denial about the uk.it really is/has gone to shit.like to think it's got its nice parts, the country side, etc.but how can some nice trees and fields outweight all the negatives you see
>>201777273not british OP mods delete!!
>>201779944Sorry
fat BLACK womenfat BLACK arsesfat BLACK sex
if you don't believe in juveniles battering the elderly for sport than britain isn't for you. if you don't believe in blunt force trauma induced geriatric brain hemorrhaging , then britain ISN'T for you.
>>201779993>>201779982he survived at least
>>201780035i am certain he didnt
>>201779927
me? literally Don Draper except fat, poor, and prefer opiates to alcohol
>>201780051https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c78lv92r19do
Seething incels and a hoopSeething incels and a hoop
>>201780003It's only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer.
>>201780082oh thats great then i am very glad the man survived I was certain he was a gonner with how quickly and how much he bled please give a warning before posting upsetting videos more over
honestly get genuinely rather distraught whenever i realise i'll never fly a Spitfire
>>201780082>Police said the injured man had been pushing a trolley of belongings, and that social media reports that he was with a baby in a pushchair were untrue.Interesting
If the UK is so bad, why do all the migrants come here? Checkmate rorke
every australian poster is sat in a chemotherapy room suffering from skin cancer, struggling to type while an IV drips toxic sludge into their veins
>>201780181more like toxic slugs into their veins
>>201780169>If the UK is so bad, why do all the migrants come here? Checkmate rorkeIf the UK is so racist, why do all the migrants come here? Checkmate leftypol
New>>201780198
Jews were a full 10% of the Polish population in 1939 did you know.Couple percent each in Germany, Austria, Czechoslovakia.Anyway.
>>201780181fuckup cunt or i'll come melt your igloo with an oxy torch
>>201777298>>201777298>>201777298Ignore the early. Recycling is good for the environment
https://duckduckgo.com/?t=ffab&q=GAY+PORN&ia=webhttps://duckduckgo.com/?t=ffab&q=GAY+PORN&ia=webhttps://duckduckgo.com/?t=ffab&q=GAY+PORN&ia=webNEW
>>201780247>duckduckgoNonce.
