tropical edish
anime recommendations?
https://youtu.be/83dWxeo0JBw?si=UJFHbzJtQjxyfXRZ
dogshit early yank edition
Might do some gaming tonightGaming and incest (porn not actual incest)
EARLY
This is a 51-year-old woman
>>201782303Starting to see this fucking horse everywhere/brit/ once again curating the trends
im gay aba dee aba die
>>201782321what sort of incest porn
>>201782284dr stonekaguya sama love is waryuyu hakusho trigun (OG)fruit basket
Sitting on a park bench
feeling nasty and freaky
>>201782383`'"
>>201782380Haven't decidedI'll see where the night takes meMight be my mum wanking me offMight be my older sister pegging me
>>201782349
>>201782382seen most of first two, considered watching second two, is fruits basket good?
Mental how badly I mindraped him
Avoiding sun is the single best tip for youthmaxxing
>>201782478Not into asmr and I don't even get it but this sounds fun
>>201782443yeah (tried to post a bit of a spread considering you gave nothing to go on lol)
>>201782500
>>201782492Doesn't sound very left wing
reckon emmett would heem 190 inside the octagon
>>201782478
>>201782492>>201782533This lad even less so
moaning a poo
>>201782492Because war with Iran is comingIsrael wants it done now before America collapses
>>201782518might check it out thenyea it was bait and normally gets 10 replies with some form of >recommendation? yea stop watching it lmao
niggas be runnin through the block shootin
she's pregnant and I'm NOT the fatherit's over
>>201782504oh yeah living without the feeling of the sun on my skin for what exactly? So I look good for other people? No thank you I will enjoy lifes simple pleasures and age into a withered scrotum
>>201782662stop
indian toy story be like:you gotta poo in loo
WMAF is natural, Faustian, nietzschean and based.
Bizarre thread so far.
>>201782709hate naturetake a big dumb smelly natural poo all over nature
£110m on euromillions de lads. be alright that
Trying to find a neutral assessment of the Ukraine War but cannot. My inkling is that Russia is winning.
>>201782738trying to find someone that asked
Using cocobutter cause the smell reminds of me of lost love
might order a pizzathen again might not
Might strap a Mongolian sumo wrestler to a cruise missile and fire it at my bollocks
TV licencing have sent me a BRIGHT RED letterThey must be absolutely furious lmao
heard any good gossip lately?
>>201782284No.
How come travellers can drive around in uninsured and unregistered vehicles without being bothered?
>>201782868You had a black gf?
>>201782911unfortunate mole
>>201782912One anon called you a woofta but I'll never say who
>>201782911sad ass
Strung up on juicy pussy lips and buttered ham.
*enters thread*
>>201782911*drives home to watch truecrime*
>>201782934its coz of their culchanah really its cause police arent good enough to do anything about it
sour cream n chive is the ultimate chip flavour
*actionsposts*
>>201782982this movie was so ass bruh
Listened to an Oasis playlist on the way home from toil to see what the fuss is about and I genuinely thought the same song was on repeat
>>201782966Nah slim bums are hotFat arses are niggerish
Telephone’s ringing. Too bad I’ve done the deed.
what would you think of a man if you saw this in his living room?
>>201783085elite shagger
ThreadOf rope.Tying my neck to my knob.High on meth.Yes I’m Richard Quest.
>>201783085Unfathomably based and a potential friend for life
>>201783010apart from the last 30 mins which was a bit rushed, it was fucking solid
>>201783085top bloke tbqh
>>201783085would rape him on the spot
>>201782941
Didn't watch nu-duneCould never hope to achieve the dizzying heights of Lynch's visionI don't care if Lynch doesn't like it he clearly doesn't have taste
>>201783085based
>>201783181lush
Begone, fearsome wench!Or I shall thumb you.
Bewildering how fast I hid that post
filtered that image immediately who you think you playin here fool
>>201783010apart from zendaya it was pretty gud
>>201783160la chancla...
uk drill ruined the music industry
>>201782982what's this from?
Harlots ought to be mandated to wear jingly dinging bells like they did in 15th century Florence.
>>201783267alexander mahone
>>201783181looks like mesans vagine
>>201783270bore off 190
>>201782284Dorohedoro
>>201783316
Yes, we get it. Trannies are gross. You're preaching to the choir here, you don't need to convince us. Can we just enjoy a thread?
>from my hooooomie >to my onlyyyyy
>>201783267the people inside look nearly as weird as he does lol
>>201783085the man in question:
>>201783365Some runts get stuck in the lower realms of shock image spamming, never able to ascend to banter godhood
>>201783382>>201783373
everything happens in cycleslife is cyclical
buy ephedrine online
6am flight tomorrow lads
Deploying WMDs (whales of mass destruction)
Inviting Joseph Kony onto family fortunes
>>201783085This is $10,000 btw
bean and rice and spinach burritos for tea
>>201783566sounds lush gizza recipedo you make the burrito wrap
got a gal named daisyshe almost drive me crazy
Just deep fried a traffic cone.
plotting a wnak
>>201783566missing a crucial ingredient
big fan of his work
>>201783566alri, popeye the sailor man
>>201783618dunno who this is
on leave for a weekwhat to do
>>201783618post fucking machines
watching our man Gary Eats, and saw this this is actually the UK now? disturbing.
>>201783618lovely bit of tum on display there
>>201783543Kony 2012
the apex female
>>201783666*leaves him to die slowly*great stuff
>>201783452Did lots of battle hereCaught lots of smeargle
>>201783656It's Michael Bisping. Legendary UFC fighter. Idk who the woman is
>>201783664pellingcan
In the name of God! What are we all? Men? Cowering and quivering like downtrodden serfs. The king is not England, and England is not the king! It is not the survival of the king that is at issue here. It is the survival of England. And this king, by his dishonesties, by his treasons, and by his secret treaties with foreign powers, has shown himself to be ill-fitted to govern this great nation!
>>201783701not sure i can handle this
>>201783585>do you make the burrito wrapnoi suppose i could but it seems far too much of a bollock ache rather than just get them out of a packetrecipe as follows>put your rice on to boil/steam (1:1.3 parts rice to water or whatever you like)>fry off an onion>add your beans (i use pinto beans but whatever you like) and a clove or two of garlic>add and fry off tomato puree and a bit of lime juice to loosen it uo>add whatever spices you like, i use chilli powder and paprika and cumin and coriander powder and usually lob a bit of parsley in there too>continue frying all that off for a few minutes>add your rice and chopped spinach and mix it all together>serve with whatever you like; i usually have guac and salsa and lime juice and maybe a bit of cheese
>>201783666what did he mean by it lads
>>201783778legend ta
>>201782382>that tastethis is an 18+ website lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgiR_09K_vcWell said James
Cooking onigiri
>>201783701
open the fucking pubs
>>201783798?
>>201783745I dunno but she looks like a good fuck
wank time, you guys in?
gfberg says my vape gives her the ick
hitchens exposed
>>201783856Close them.
>>201783828? most zoomers haven't even heard of most of them let alone seen them
what was /brit/ like during covidi wasnt here during that time
anime
>>201783778Haha ill just order off justeat thanks
got the peng gay twinks pooing peng gay poo porn on
Do goon
>>201783908vaping in sum is pure icksmoking is cool
>>201783915reckon Peter has a very small willy
>>201783935regardless of whether that's true, they're all immensely juvenile shite that no one with a developed adult brain would enjoy
>the most famous French novelist since Camus, Michel Houellebecq
I'm not someone who's expecting him to change things overnight. I don't even live in the UK anymore so it's of little concern to me beyond the fact that I grew up there and my friends still live there and have to deal with this mess.He's trying to undo 14 years worth of damage, it's going to take time, but he's also advocating for austerity when it's been clearly demonstrated that austerity doesn't work.The budget of a country does not operate in the same way as the budget for a household.If you stop investing in infrastructure and public services, the economy shrinks or stagnates because people end up with less money to put back into the economy. This is graduate level economics and the people in charge of actually running the country can't seem to understand it. It's pathetic.It's the definition of cutting your nose off to spite your own face.
Thinking about twink bubblebutts again.
>>201783944Same as always plus lots of vaccine talk.
doing a think
Alfred the GreatArthur WellesleyBernard Law MontgomeryBobby MooreBoudicaCharles BabbageCharles DarwinCharles DickensDavid LivingstoneDonald CampbellEdward IEdward JennerElizabeth IEnoch PowellFlorence NightingaleGeoffrey ChaucerGeorge StephensonHenry VHoratio NelsonIsambard Kingdom BrunelJ. R. R. TolkienJames Clerk MaxwellJames CookJames WattJane AustenJohn HarrisonJohn Logie BairdJohn WesleyKing ArthurMichael FaradayOliver CromwellRichard BurtonRichard IRobert Baden-PowellRobert Falcon ScottRobert the BruceSir Alexander FlemingSir Alexander Graham BellSir Barnes WallisSir Douglas BaderSir Edward ElgarSir Ernest ShackletonSir Francis DrakeSir Frank WhittleSir Isaac NewtonSir Tim Berners-LeeSir Walter RaleighSir William WallaceSteve RedgraveT. E. LawrenceThomas MoreThomas PaineWilliam BlakeWilliam BoothWilliam CaxtonWilliam ShakespeareWilliam Tyndale
>>201784002really?even the most silly one dr stone i think would be liked by many adults
Sir Pub Killer
>>201783666>Digits
>>201784031She’s in for a good time
>>201782284Super Clue Getter ZX Gundam
>>201784026Hello r/unitedkingdom
alri lads be easydon't forget . to have fun with itcarpe diem & thathahalri as you were x
https://blog.playstation.com/2024/09/03/an-important-update-on-concord/KWABOTY
>>201784058thinking about what
got a wench craving for a stuffed crust dominos but mumberg will be cooking tea soon so can't indulge
>>201783956that's fair enough but i couldn't afford to do thatthree of those burritos costs me about £1.50-2
>>201784138Nothing fun in my life
Sir Mossball Starmer
>>201784142Never even heard this was in dev>Sold 20k units>Already having its online killedWHEEZING
think I've got low thyroid
>>201784002what animes do you like
>>201783908looks stupid and 2.4k is fuck ALLLLLLLyou wanna get yourself one a these for £11ish mate
>cooking tea
>>201784142Wow another battle royale shooter? How refreshing
>>201782284mobile suit gundammobile suit gundam the 08th ms teammobile suit gundam 0080 war in the pocketmobile suit gundam thunderboltmobile suit gundam 0083 stardust memorymobile suit gundam zetamobile suit gundam zzmobile suit gundam char's counterattackmobile suit gundam unicornmobile suit gundam narrativemobile suit gundam hathawaymobile suit gundam f91mobile suit victory gundam
>>201784178I can’t get myself to do shit, so I need my takeaways
>>201784158coventry crime rate
>>201784250hero team based shooter actually x
>Department for Education Statutory guidance>National curriculum in England: mathematics programmes of study>Updated 28 September 2021>Year 5 programme of study>Number - number and place value>Pupils should be taught to:>… (actual maths stuff)>read Roman numerals to 1,000 (M) and recognise years written in Roman numeralsWhy? Kids are already thick as pig shit. Why are we wasting time making them learn Roman numerals?
>>201784215everything this nigga made
>>201784269Same thing who cares lol
>>201784170Go on mate indulge, she’ll understand
>>201784259>posting them in chronological orderutter cringe
I'm nuclearI'm wild
>>201784279need to know what year the tv programmes are made lad
Anime rots the brain more than any drug
>>201784262>coventrynever beenapparently it's a shithole
>>201784142they dropped another round of OW clones like when overwatch first got huge, and they all flopped again
Not sure who to side with here
>>201784318UC lol
glad we’ve moved on from pretending their are children starving in this country or old people freezing to death at home
>>201784320biblical celestial
>>201784332How about compared to Mad Cow Disease?
>>201784309tard
>>201784364>I must pick le sidevaxxoid cattle brain
>>201784279Some old clocks still use them. Might need to know the time
Used to want kids but no I think it's cruel to have themHousing crisis will NEVER endInequality increasing and no one wants to stop itKids growing up will have to live in HMOs until they diePolitics becoming more and more polarised Climate crisisImmigration crisisNo pensionsSuppressed wagesNeed I go on?
>>201784383About the same
*stands in the distance with no allegiances to anyone*
>>201784407quiet nigger
>>201784413best girls :)
>>201784259>mobile suit gundambased>mobile suit gundam the 08th ms teamcringe>mobile suit gundam 0080 war in the pocketbased>mobile suit gundam thunderboltbased>mobile suit gundam 0083 stardust memorycringe>mobile suit gundam zetabased>mobile suit gundam zzbased>mobile suit gundam char's counterattackbased>mobile suit gundam unicorncringe>mobile suit gundam narrativecringe>mobile suit gundam hathawaybased>mobile suit gundam f91based>mobile suit victory gundambasedwork on your taste my nigga, here's some guidance (picrel)
always thought the Gen Z boss's "mini" was a car but i've just realised it's her skirtmad that
did the giant robot shoot the other giant robot
>>201784311nah she takes it as a personal slight if i order takeawaysproper shames me over it and acts like she's emotionally hurt
>keep your hands off eizouken>dorohedoro>FLCL>gurren lagann>Hunter x Hunter>kill la kill>samurai champlooThe based list
might go sandbanks
>>201784507Do it out of spite then
>>201784429>Housing crisis will NEVER end>Inequality increasing and no one wants to stop it>Kids growing up will have to live in HMOs until they die>Politics becoming more and more polarised>Climate crisis>Immigration crisis>No pensions>Suppressed wages
That anime list is like the ark of the covenantOpen it and every gash in 50 miles dries up
need chess gf
>>201784510>no Legend of the Galactic Heroes
anime nonces OUT
Anime is fucking gay but I do enjoy building gundam
if I draw a dick going into a vagina on a napkin in a bar and give it to a girl will I pull
>>201784550def gets her fanny pounded in by some jamaican chess player at the park
>>201784531Lmao the kids can get fuckedI will NOT be making the world a better place
>>201784550love girls with those tiny wasistslike her face does nothing for me but that wasit makes me insane
reckon modern yanks would be much happier to live under the rule of the british empire
>>201784531What's so funny about that?
>>201784413get them raises and promotions
>>201784595>tf>tp
>>201784566>unsolicited analogue dick pic
>>201784500
>>201784510gay gaybasedbasedmehbasedbased
GET*clap*THE MOSSBALLS*clap*WATERED
>>201783953
I can't do this toil thing anymoreI can't do this for another 30+ yearsHow did the boomers do itI fucking hate themI fucking hate toilI fucking hate it all
>Visiting Jersey as an Englishmansovl...
>>201784531there’s something quite erotic about it all, in a masochistic sense
>>201784364>BLM are zogbot glowiesWhy does this remotely surprise you?
>>201784455FREAK!!!!
>>201784670Don't need to yet mate, they only need watering once a month
Feeling so intensely sinful.
>>201784595yep
>>201784455didn't ask
>have a week off work>go back>realise it's people who hate their lives, putting others down, petty power games, psychopathic career advancement
>>201784530i'll never hear the end of ithonestly, ever meal for like two weeks she'd be going "dinneeeeer, unless you've ordered a pizza of course""is it good? as good as dominos?""certainly cheaper isn't it"
the cronem squeezing pale tighs in the underground rn
Has the Mossball anon actually posted his mossball before? Would love to see it xo
>>201784770The matrix has you neo
>>201784723it's 2016mong
>>201784550andrea botez is the sexiest woman alive
>>201784770People where I work are so petty it's unreal, constantly talking about others behind their backs. Makes me dislike it. Didn't happen so much at my old job.
me? work for the gobermint. love my job. zero stress.
>>201784689This is me.
twerking my skinny white ass to the pokemon theme
>>201784769rattled
>>201784617certainly gave me a raise!!!
>>201784510all dogshit apart from kill la kill
>>201784793FORGOT PIC
the tea? small portion of six two double deckers and a bottle of lucozade sport
>>201784785Need to stand up for yourself mate. If she says that just laugh. Tell her dominos is your favourite. Don’t be controlled by guilt.
for me it's 5'3 and an attitude
>>201784550saw her in rotterdam few months agopeng
>>201784809No it's not I posted it
>>201784689yes you can and will, wagie. my bennies aren't going to fund themselves, so back into the toilmines you go
These deanette street singers are one of the worst things about York
the tea? 4th dose of wegovy, get to move up a doseage now
>>201784877if i got an attitude about it she'd stop cooking me dinner full stop
>>201784785your girlfriend sounds awful mate hope this is a tolerable foible for you to deal with
>>201784825Fucks sake why do some people get to be smiling and happy
Chess day is the best day.
>>201784918me on my way to bust some ghosts
>>201784914Don't he'll have another several thread melty again
>>201784918There's one in my city and he's got such a smug sense of self importance absolutely hate him
my dinner you ask? chicken tikka masala
>>201784926she's my mum not my gf (though i have shagger her)
for me it's pizza and beer
just had a long daydream about being a sailor on the seven seas
>>201784962
standing back and standing by
backgammon is better than chess
>>201784975kek just read it all back, misunderstood that one completelyat least you get to shag her though x
>>201784925Hmm tricky. Can’t go without mumberg’s din dins. Maybe just try rejecting the guilt in a gentle manner
>The Israeli army has destroyed the historic Grand Mosque in Khan Younis, Gaza. Footage showed Israeli soldiers burning copies of Quran in a mosque. The mosque was a significant cultural and religious landmark. The destruction occurred during recent military operations in the region
don't think I'm capable of doing a solid poo anymore
andrea botez is unreal
spain nonce spamming outer /int/ with race bait
Need to press my face between Emma Watson’s butt cheeks as she lets one rip.
>>201785095Prey aura
get De Beers nationalised
>>201785032i've thought about giving her a taste of her own medicine and acting like i'm really self conscious and feel judged by her shaming me for eating takeaways. like, get her to catch me smoking and say it's to lose weight or something like that. could cut myself
just ate 5 chocolate digestives. can't fucking help myself. and I think I'm going to eat more.
>>201785020wtf are you talking aboutat least say go (also wrong btw)
sir messy eater
>>201785147well said we finna all be iced out
>>201784918the mariachi guy is the worst
>>201785148You do you but thats a bit of a womanly thing to do
>>201784918>busker with a fucking card paymentthis world man
laptop suddenly being really slowor firefox
>>201785299>>201785299>>201785299>>201785299>>201785299
>>201785159>5 chocolate digestivestoo much wheatfeel sick eating that
>>201784785buy her a slice as well shut that sow up
>>201785159come on lad get some better biccies, treat yourself
>>201785312Awwww does baby have a little delicate tummy?
>>201785102Looks like average south smerican inmigrant here
sbbeeve
UK SLAGS DON'T LIKE UK MUMS