edition of the badger
A common misconception that schizophrenics are dangerousThey are more likely to hurt themselves than others
>>201796988
good night to the gamers of /brit/
>>201796852Damn, she's getting chunky.
>>201797043are quite likely to spam nonsense in /brit/ for hours on the other hand
>>201797048subedition of the bodger
just finished reading a book on buinessmental that runts study this at uni instead of something useful like engineering or medicine
Quite enjoying the Paralympic highlights on Channel 4 +1
>>201797043I would never hurt myself
>>201797056thoughts on mass effect?
>>201797074would scran that
>>201797074Candle in the wind
>>201797077shit game
>>201797065She does have the Irish phenotype 2bh
>>2017970771 and 2 are good and comfy galaxy exploration games. Never bothered finishing 3
Just entered the thread, so I won't get any of the references
wish i could do a dna test without giving my dna to some company that will sell it to the fbi
>>201796877:(my heart goes out to himhe always seemed like a cool guystruggling with some intense ocd and verging into delusions when intensely stressed, but still an interesting and likeable person who shouldn't be treated badly especially by internet sickos who want to be entertained by it or by government workers who think they're trying to improve his life and protect him
>>201797122Same as the last 100 threads mate x
>>201797077femshep scissoring liara throughout all three games is my headcanon
SCHOOL
>>201797131Yeah it's fucked
>>201796969those thoughts are gone now? landed a good job then?
>>201797065she's awful tannedwhat county in ireland is her family from?
brosi find myself attracted to the very mentally ill crazy womentheres just something about it that turns me on, maybe it's the danger, maybe it's the unpredictability, maybe it's the spontaneous run shes coming at you with a knifei dont knowall i know is i love crazy pussy, the crazier the bettercant stand boring basic trad bitches, it just doesnt excite meanyone else?whats the term for this?
Kind of would like to be single so I could paint more Warhammer and go hiking more
have callouses all over my feet
>>201797139me I don't give a shit about him he was just very entertaining when he wasn't medicated
>>201797131What do you imagine that someone would do with your DNA information
Mad how the Paralympics has a category for low iq peopleLike this is Jerry who got his leg amputated and this is Daryl who’s just a bit dim. Now race.There was a Spanish basketball team that put in relatively normal people (for Spain anyway) into a Paralympics event for the low iq
how much of the UK have you lads explored / visited in your years?
>>201797156A job with alright career progression yeahDespite the comfiness and leisure of being a NEET had a deep anxiety about where my life would end up and being a disappointment because everyone thought I was smart growing up
>>201797139Don't think tim was ever gangstalked by anons desu it's always been a protective spirit sort of deal
>>201797158County Rum cork
>>201797173the world would be a better place with less of you
Life is complicated. It’s filled with nuance. It’s unsatisfying. . . . If I believe in anything, it is doubt. The root cause of all life’s problems is looking for a simple fucking answer. Look, I appreciate my fans, but I don’t feel any obligation to give them what they want or expect. I don’t feel any obligation to live up to anybody’s expectation of me.
>>201797189everywherethere isn't a square metre I haven't explored
Spent the last week's daily wank spunking rapidly to minging grannies Don't ask it just gets me ynow
>>201797189Erm dunno, have got some big gaps though (never properly been to Liverpool/Manchester, never been to Cornwall)
>>201797202nah people used to mess with him quite a bit
>>201797200good lad
>>201796949he would literally run away at the slightest bit of confrontation. when the dentist spoke to him he mumbled incoherently"schizo goes nuts and dismembers family with an axe" are actually extremely, vanishingly rare cases (except for blacks, shockingly)
>>201797189the 4 countries obviously (yes even NI)the highlandsyorkshirenorth west, manchester liverpoolthe south west, cornwalllondonnever actually been to the midlands apart to drive through it, and never been in the "home counties" outside London, or anywhere on the south coast
>>201797212just telling it how it isif you get feelings for every mentally ill person posting their ramblings online you can't function
>>201797158GalwayI did a giggle and thought about the Scottish Chad who learned the secrets of tea making and smuggled cuttings out by yellowing up and pretending to be from another Chinese province.
>>201797217Mental how similar him and epstein looked in profile
everyday i'm filtering, filtering, filter, filtering, filtering, filter, filtering, filtering, filter, filtering, filtering, filtereveryday i'm filteringeveryday i'm filteringeveryday i'm filteringeveryday i'm filteringeveryday i'm filteringeveryday i'm filteringeveryday i'm filteringeveryday i'm filtering
I'm a semi colon; addict
>>201797200glad to hear it
>>201797254>>201797228yeah nicereally is a beautiful place. Suppose you don't always notice as much if you're living there>>201797236ah yes, manchester
bit of a meme prodigy myself
>>201797311the bits where there aren't people living there are beautifulcities are ugly with a capital ugly
Got a little sugar in my tank
Sleeping is the only thing I enjoy
i don't caremale shepsoldierdestroyevery time
>>201797311yeah the countryside can be really nicethe highlands are breath taking and lots of good hikes to doengland has comfy fields and forestsscotland has the mountainswales has hills and valleys and nice coastlineshame the weather is shite for 90% of the year though
>>201797244someone sent him a letter with poleaboo and kev, somebody commented "don't mess with me sunshine" under a couple of videos, but nothing that drastici'm sad they deleted all his videos, there was one where he opened a singing birthday card from some nice girls from canada who'd sent him a moose that i loved
Unpopular opinion: the first four Phantasy Star games on the Master System and Sega Genesis (Mega Drive for our Bong friends) are the only science fiction pieces of media that I like. Star Wars is boring, Mass Effect sucks, most sci-fi media is slop.
>>201797355>>201797334evening deegs
>>201797189A lot
On the one hand, I think the Paralympics show a much better side of humanity compared to the olympics. Competitors pushing past adversity and disability, either from traumatic life experiences or birth, to become the best they can possibly be. It’s genuinely inspiring to see people with such strong will and determination.On the other hand, just some downs syndrome fellas playing ping pong. Can see that at the leisure centre.
>>201797359leftypol shockedrorke rocks!
>>201797359don't get it
>>201797358nopeyou missed the other stuff, guess it was before your time
>>201797365bit of a final fantasy ripoff innit?
>>201797228Even all the old R.O.T.O.R bunkers?
>>201797375evening ginge
>>201797375have taken a very similar imagenice one lad
feel like SHIT
>>201797399He's taking a medicine called Prep. Which refers to prepping the bull. What all white men must do for BBCs.
>>201797375Let me guess: this is the mountain-ey part of Scotland?
UK used to stand for United Kingdom but ask any today and it stands for Unbelievable Krimewave
post 'em
>>201797399AIDS or something I think. Feel like he’s grasping a lot recently desu
>>201797400haha yeah the uhh nebulous 'other stuff' that was uhhh fallacious argument
>>201797384paralympics are just sadcan't watch it myselfdisabled fellas having a game, and only 3 of them actually get a medalvast majority of the field get nothing and are still disabled
Rorke counting down the hours until Mcdonalds Monopoly starts
>>201797351alri
>>201797432Can't make a greek god with that
>>201797355yeah admittedly I went when the weather would have been at its absolute best
>>201797348I like sleeping too but you need to broaden your horizens. Other things I like doing that you should try:-getting pissed-getting high on weed-getting high on ket-getting high on eccies-getting high on shrooms-getting high on coke-sticking dildos in your bum-shagging blokes from grindr-getting shagged by blokes from grindr-videogamesSee? There's so much to enjoy in this life, lad.
Wet - CeltsDry - Saxons
>Norway owning Oxford street and London office properties>Bought it all 10 years ago>then brexit happened>then covid happened>wanted to sell some buildings>then war in ukraine happened >interest rates fucked>A bunch of leases are about to expire with companies refusing to renew them because of wfh and mass firings >also a bunch of new "ESG codes" saying these buildings need millions in upkeep for net zero bollocks >Norway's original plan was to buy them sit on their arses and let them increase in value doing nothing>Now a lot of redevelopment work is needed to make them valuable and they will have to invest billions more to do it
>>201797375i need to get out an see the uk morethink the happiest ive ever been is when i got into hiking last year. driving to and hiking the lakes, peak district, yorkshire dales, and more.didn't do any of it this year, don't know why.
>>201797409I wouldn't say ripoff, maybe more of a response to Nintendo. They had Final Fantasy and Dragon Quest back in the day, so Phantasy Star was their answer. It differs from those games a lot given it's sci-fi and, in my opinion, the atmosphere is on-point in each game. Big fan of II myself.
Anyone tried one of these Tenzing energy drink things? Had a can of it earlier and I feel more awake than I have in forever. Can't even sleep after being awake almost 24 hours.
Time to complete my monarchist Portugal-Brazil hoi4 game
>>201797413?>>201797417Noice>>201797425Getting up there but not quite.
>>201797489>lakes, peak district, yorkshire dalesall gorgeous places
>>201797498The world has been demystifiedFor instance, energy drinks should be really known as energy potions
>>201796768100 billion+ humans have been through it, you'll go through it, I will, everyone in this thread will, it's fine mate it's part of lifeget busy living or get busy thinking about dying innit
>>201797487Good. Fuck them.
>>201797498Nah. Thanks for reminding me to read this book that's been on my backlog though.
Dare I say it but Western Animation mogs anime pedophile cartoons.
>>201797400care to elaborate?
might buy some crystal meth on the internet and then buy a pipe then smoke the methit can't be as addictive as they say
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiiLiiVAUWc
>>201797432:/
>>201797551Mousey posting is verboten
>>201797432alri
>>201797453
>>201797564damnhave you thought about surgery?
need to quick the floor weed
>>201797542Western animation peaked with Snow White and has been utter shite ever since, so as generally awful as tranime is, it's still better than western shite.
>>201797450Sometimes the challenge is the reward thoughbeit
>>201797589You're addicted to the high from spice and no longer know what THC feels like
Would like to do shrooms up in the Highlands or New Forest or something
>>201797489I got a gf and I've done nothing but the safe holidays she wants to do since, it's killing me
>>201797538I thought the same thingTenzing Norgay
>>201797533Usually energy drinks like Monster and Rockstar will make me feel jittery but this one hasn't at all
>>201797626you take that in skye?
>>201797648That's the sky yeah
I have been to hundreds of pubs both here and abroadI consider myself a bit of an expert. A pintman, a connoisseur if you will
back from the pub then dinner hten several booze drinks at the cocktail barwill be in the office at 9am tomorrow
>>201797590No it peaked with Spongebob
>>201797648Yh
>>201797600no, medals are all that matters sorryname one olympian who never got a medalyou can't
Dear incels / chuds / nazis, have a question for you. Do you actually, personally know any trans people? Do you really believe that they are as horrible as you say they are? Have you ever just taken the chance, sat down, and just talk with them? You might be surprised to find that they are actually human beings, just like you. You might even be surprised to find that they are exhausted and scared. You might even just discover that they're a lot like you after all.
Nary a photon
>>201797590>Western animation peaked with Snow Whitetranny
>>201797498Tasted weird to me. Like half beer half tea.
can hear the lass across the hall rubbing her tuppencedisgustingknow its not some fella shagging her because there is no associated grunting
>>201797432Surprisingly accurate
>>201797432peak specimin, me
wypipo be going on long ass walks and callin themselves hikers
>>201797680Blokes in a dress
>>201797671have fun
>>201797590Ugly choppy cartoons about schoolgirls fighting demons do not mog anything. >>201797665Ever been to the Lord Nelson in Sydney?
sometimes forget just how shite the rest of 4chan is
>>201797724Hitler / Trump / Musk worshipping virgins
>>201797680yesthey're mentally-ill and narcissistic yes
>>201797736aye that I haveyou?
>>201797721Alri pearlad
>>201797756you're fighting imaginary people in your head
>>201797615New Forest sounds trippy as hellLike you're in the woods but it's somehow digital or something
My family dissolved over arguments about money and willsWorthless spastic cunts way to break the chain
>>201797699Snow White is a brilliant film mate if you don't appreciate it I can only imagine that you are a tranny who sympathises more with the ugly apple bint.
did a wee in the sink
>>201797680Gender wars will end humanity
>>201797228even the shetlands? even all of the rocky outcroppings of the hebrides? you've set foot on all of it?
>>201797626maybe god really exists....
>>201797772cope chuddie
>>201797576>Height 71 inches>Inseam 29 inches
>>201797439>>201797543hai newfrens!
>>201797189been all over, living in London, previously in Kent, travelled al over in Wales and lived in Cardiff, lived in Yorkshire (proper shithole part tho) and been lake and peak district and that, been all over Scotland as well done a little road trip all the way to Inverness, went to northern ireland and saw giants causeway and that, just the south west still eludesdon't need to leave blighty me love the uk me
>>201797781sorry to hear
>>201797770honestly I have no idea how wide my hips actually are, that just made the model look right. Skinny but with a smidgen of beer paunch.
>>201797768Then you'd name one of the unique beers they serve.
>>201797811The unmitigated gaul of a tourist speaking to /brit/izens as if you were the progenitor
>>201797804shutup I have a long torso
very short me4 inches
Would like to do the south properly, Stonehenge, the New Forest, Jurassic Coast, White Cliffs, Battle etcWhat else is there to do?
>>201797782You're the one that loves princess stories, tranny
Air fryer is a game changer, boys.
>>201797820mate I've been to hundreds of pubs as aforementioned but I recall their brewed beers had a trafalgar themeI recall victory bitter cause it sounds like victoria bitter aha
>>201797792Why do east asian women think they are entitled to have a white man?They are hideous
You*clap*Cannot*clap*Fry*clap*Air
>>201797793>>201797410yeah
WHYARETHERENIGGERS?
>>201797056im playing
>>201797865you can't fry air mate
>>201797811yeah didnt think so, now FOY you sad little gimp
>>201797781My grandma hasn’t spoken to my mum in over 20 years because they had an argument at Christmas over my grandma having a ciggy in the garden and my mum said the smell was going to ruin the dinner she was cookingGranted there was probably other things going on. But they both still cite that as the reason they completely cut contact
>>201797792The internet has been a disaster for the human race
alexa how do I become a passport bro
bit peckish likewhat do I eat like
>>201797865I like mine but it's a glorified mini ovenaint no frying of air going on
i need a piss brb
>>201797848you mean your cock? pretty average that
>>201797865True but all the people at uni I knew who had air fryers would only make lazy unhealthy foods like chips
>>201797865you can't fry air that's why the coatings are always PFA non-stick because it creates an atmosphere with the chemicals from that in which to fry
>My grandma hasn’t spoken to my mum in over 20 years because they had an argument at Christmas over my grandma having a ciggy in the garden and my mum said the smell was going to ruin the dinner she was cooking
>>201797873Yeah you've been there.Best pub you've ever been to?Worst pub you've ever been to?
once met someone who had 2 baby mama's and was working on a 3rd
>>201797926*fries your bollocks*
>>201797781money can solve all problems and make you happy so many times a problem if you follow it though has money or rather a lack of money at it's root
>>201797903>My grandma hasn’t spoken to my mum in over 20 years because they had an argument at Christmas over my grandma having a ciggy in the garden and my mum said the smell was going to ruin the dinner she was cookingmental how petty boomers are
>unmitigated gaul
wtf, chat GPT can meme
>erm, you can't fry air
>>201797921loldouble that length and only then will it please a woman
>>201797858Avebury whilst you're in Wiltshire
>>201797955Was he white at least?
>>201797965what about the cunt mum who hasn't done anything to make up for it either just a ciggie innit
>>201797964>money can solve all problemsI have dementia, what now
>>201797921NO my main height
>>201797865did you just get here from the mid-2010s lad
>>201797976You ever wonder if you’re making the most out of your life?
>>201797971vercingetorix is surrendering in this photo thoughbrennus would have been better
>>201797990yeah. what do you mean at least though?
>>201797982evening deegs
>>201797994buy the nicest healthcare and check yourself into the nicest hospice
The Game
>>201797965It's obviously not about the cigarette CamelStraw
>>201798010oh shut up lad, do shut your mouth
>>201797976lel, mine went straight for it
>>201798015Better for a white bloke to spread his seed than a brownie innit.
>>201798003I'm living loving and laughing, discovered something new today and it's only 9am
my foot hurtsold shrapnel wound
>>201798037historically illiterate mong
>>201797781never got anything when any of my family died. don't know if my mum got anything but not really bothered I live comfortably enough and don't need what, a few grand, at the expense of falling out
Air fryer is just a convection oven with a new name. Don’t know why they’re suddenly popular. Everyone’s nan had one in the 90’s that they ordered from a catalogue
>>201797993that's what I mean, they're both bad as each other really>>201798029well done mate, doing well in your autism classes I see
>>201798019It helps but my mind would still be fucked upMoney can't solve everything
juulington is empty
>>201797976lol it actually does it
>>201798071Halogen ovens are better.
>>201798059You should be shot
>>201798059i looked up "angry barbarian" but all of the image results were ai generated and stock images of vikings so i added about 20 other descriptors before i got a historic painting
It's 9am and I'm unemployed and posting on /brit/.
>>201798094Don't worry you'll blink and it'll be 9pm
>>201798073>dude they're so petty about this cigarette"It's not about the cigarette">WELL UH DUH, AUTISMO
>>201798094are you happy though?
>>201797982what if i shove it all including my balls>>201797997you need to get a more accurate measurement because im 113 cm tall myself
oh are the historymongs about to have a scrap?always entertaining this
>>201798071Yeah but isn't the form factor different? I know for certain things some people would rather use an air fryer vs. oven or vice versa
>>201798053nahput the skull calipres away mate
>>201798110Not really but most people aren't.
Need to be a new level of thick to be some Deano that gets a tattoo of a watch or a lion on his arm
>>201798094
>>201798094Corr. You’ve got the whole day ahead of you! What’ve you got planned? Learn some new skills? Start a project? You could write a story or learn a new language or anything
>>201798094it was 9am this morning, I was employed, but also posting in herewfh toil changes nothing
>>201798135Quiet, jeetard
>>201798135Anti-racism is a bad look m8, blog on.
>>201798154rorkes dinner
>>201798047OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
>>201798170scromiting
>>201798145>>201798094menthol
baby mothers druthers
is josh here alri lasrry bout what happened lawanna make it up
>>201798217Go back to your general gobbo doesn't show his face here
>>201798152Might play some videogames innit.
literal children who started using 4chan this year
>>201798231everyone is asleep la
>>201797709shes still goingmust be gooningwhat a fucking disgrace
i'm a big guy for you
Midnight pooDecadent
how do i get rid of the yellowing in my bed sheets?
>>201798319How about washing your fucking sheets
>>201798319stop pissing yourself
Rorke AI generating scenarios that aren't real for him to get mad at
>>201798319For me its the yellowy/brown stains in my mattress where I've pissed the bed over time. Sheets are easy to wash, just stick in the washing machine. If it is too stained, just chuck them out. Mattresses are fucked once they are stained.
Any good twink reccomendations? Preferably very pretty but also one who makes decent content rather than a shitty phone video of them wanking once a month.
thread just randomly died in the last 5 mins
>>201798410gay JAV has good twinks
>>201798419Everyone's gooning
>>201798105obviously I'm talking about how they've let the situation get so bad a silly thing like that resulted in them ghosting each other for decades, with both parties being too proud to extend an olive branchjesus christ not everyone is as autistic as you mate
>>201798435Not into Asian lads. Do like Asian girls and there is one Asian trannard I wanked too a few times but other than that I don't find their males attractive. Can't compete with white boys in the slightest.
>>201798319nootropics
>>201798419>>201798444fosyeg
>>201798354god I wish I had a gf like this
>>201798410> twink i'll stab u in the throatnot even joking
>>201798526>>201798354fuck off spainonce you evil ghoul
Scotland and Wales should have their own flags on /int/, /pol/, /bant/, and /sp/.
>>201798537Odd post.
>>201798354such a normie reaction
thread btfoeddie wins againliterally again
Mental how badly I mindraped him
You guys can call me King Arthur because I just came-a-lot
I have what it takes
25°C outside bros it's so over
Pipe down kid
>>201798781I believe in you :)
>Scotland and Wales should have their own flags on /int/, /pol/, /bant/, and /sp/.
>>201798354name?
>>201798555Scotland had it's own flag on Krautchan's /int/God I miss KC
>>201798854who asked
>>201798826big balls
The last ever /brit/ then
>>201798868He's got big ballsShe's got big ballsBut I've got the biggest balls of them all!
>>201798854mad how much 4chint has just been kc but years behindboth a bit shit though so never mind
might move to blackpool
>>201798891everything ends, mate. everything ends...
just found out that wanking stands for 'willy yanking'mad that
>>201798962portmanteau
>>201798962wtf
wiener spanking
postin' a 'tad
>>201798962Chat is this real?
One, two! One, two! And through and throughThe vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
LMAO
Can someone post that webm of the tranny parade walking down the pavement again for me please
>>201799116Explain like I'm retarded (because im retarded)Death of the shop?
>>201798988howdy!
>Of roughly 350 arms exports, about 30 are being suspended – so less than 10%.
>>201798988me on the right
love saxonshate normans
Playing Hogwarts Legacy Not played in a while x
>>201799233bet ur a slytherend
>>201799229your ancestors got raped by both anyways anglocuckme? irish diaspora. we never got conquered
>>201799229alri Jay Arthur Tolkien
>>201799233wanted to be HufflepuffRavenclaw it is, eh?
>dude JAV lmao
Mad how im eating biscuits off the same desk i ejaculated on an hour ago. No plate or anything.
>>201799261I'm of Moroccan ancestrywe got raped by the french and spanish
>>201799138well howdy m'pardner
shut it u noncei'll punch ur throat inevery game u playevery night u stayi'll be watching usince you've gonei've been lost without u
Not a nonce but i enjoy playing Hogwarts Legacy alot.
>>201799441>>201799441>>201799441new
Noncery is not binary, it's on a spectrum.
>>201799498hang on this isn't brip
>>201799541tjhea
Is someone going to not be an autistic retard and make a proper thread then?
So this is it... the final /brit/
>>201799761asda
