smokin dog edishhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
These wogs came here legally so they’re BASED!
smegma for dinner tongiht x
WEGOVY
yer gran n grandad have a paid off house, two final salary pensions and two state pensions between them
saaaaarrrrr please do not be redeeming the muslim wogs…Indian wogs will help saaaaarrr….indian wogs are just aryan white people with a tan saaaaarrrr…please do not be looking at the steeet shitting saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrr
>>201809757
*does the needful*
>>201809757they're dead
>>201809775please revert back if you are having a doubt
>>201809771never fails to get a snigger out of me
rorkes gran falling down the stairs and dying
>>201809793love reverting mehahthey call me reverted
>>201809771look out rorke
why do indians do that thing where they're likeplease be doing thE.... needful.
>>201809803you're that person from the kacey musgraves song: "everybody knows somebody who kills the vibe everytime they open up their mouth"
when i die they'll have a seance but all they'll hear is farting
I really don't understand the right-wing love in for kemi badenoch
when I die they'll have a seance but all I'll say is ance
>>201809853its cause shes blackhope that helps
Couldn’t sleep because I was having nightmares about SmartSchoolBoy9
jebbrey ebstein :DDDD
>>201809872we like perky breasts don't we folks
just had some turkish delight
>>2018097713 years in prison for this hateful misinformation
ex coming over to collect her shit todaygoing to try and keep myself calm and collected
“MY DAUGHTER DIED AFTER A SIP OF HOT CHOCOLATE”
>>201809903ask her for one last shag
>tranny gf wants to girlmode>she normally only shaves her face once per week and I can feel/see her prickly facial hair 6/7 days a week>not sure why she doesn't shave but too afraid to call it outHow do I tell her without triggering her dysphoria?
All Indian tribute band to AC/DC called If You Want Poo (You’ve Got It)
>>201809880how are you scared of a fucking 9 year old schoolboy
>>201809918
I was calling NHS 111 for a health issue and they asked me my name address DOB, standard stuff, but they couldn't find me and they asked me my sex at birth, even though I had rang before and they found me easy without asking me thisSo I hung up and rang back because I wasn't prepared for that. This time I went out of my way to find my NHS number on a document beforehand so I could just give them this, hoping to avoid them asking this question againSo I rang back and gave them my name and DOB and address and also the NHS number. This should have been plenty to find me, right?Yet the person still asked me to confirm my sex at birth.It made me upset to say it, I don't like being reminded of it, I don't like having to say it out loud either.It just shook me a bit. If I have to say this every time I call 111, I'm probably not going to call anymore.Is it cos they are searching for the presumed sex based on the name I give? But my details seem to only recognise me when they put my birth sex in. Why can't they just find my from my name (which is my new name which is on my details and has been for years) and DOB and NHS number.
>>201809957Yeah nah I’m not reading all that.
>>201809927It’s a 60 year old heavy set paedo that dresses like a schoolboy
Got the magnesium citrate shits
>>201809957Dnr
I'm a straight male in his 30s. A few years ago, I started dating a trans woman who was the same age as me, and we fell in love and were in a relationship for a year. She had to move back to her home country to complete her PhD but was planning to return to London for her career. We had to break up, but we basically agreed that we'd start again when she moved back to the UK, and we spoke constantly.Then, about a year ago, she stopped messaging me back. I thought that she might have found someone else and decided to cut off contact with me. I was very upset by this, but I thought it best to leave her alone. I recently decided to try to message her again and saw that my messages hadn't even been opened. I then tried googling her and found that she committed suicide quite a while ago, but none of her family or friends had thought to contact me to inform me.
why do we call the general for spamming/flooding crossposts from reddit "/brit/", anyway?should just be /reddit/
>>201809914well I broke up with her so that wouldn’t be a great idea
You can go and do one, buddy.
rorkes berge
>>201809983you know it's a slow thread when shit like this starts popping up
>>201809757I work in pensions and I saw a cunt the other day with a £220,000 per year pension that increased at a FIXED RATE of 8% a yearAbsolutely mental, you simply don't get pensions like that anymore, even if you have an unreal job.
>>201809983screaming, what a punchline
Anyone here done a DNA test? Please ignore the Scotch, Welsh and Norwegian, those are slanderous lies.
>she committed suicide quite a while ago
>>201809999quiet, pig
>>201810007yanks be like "you're cruisin for a bruisin, mister"
>If I come downstairs and the kitchen is clean, and you've done it all, and you've done all the dishes, and you've closed all the pantry doors, you better be ready to get your d*** suckedwhy say something like this for a bit of attention. I miss when women had some modesty
>>201810020woke disney casting this as dumbo
wonder what life was like when women were happy to stay at home getting shagged and running the kitchen, bet it was ace
wonder what happened to the Walt Disney mong
>>201810051i find that kinda level of sexually explicit women so utterly offputting
>>201810026when you look at the figures for businesses, and indeed the government, 70-80% of their costs are always funding these comically generous pensions that old people have
After going on dates with people, I often feel nothing for them afterwards. This leads to very few second dates. I don't like it, feels like a mutual waste of time.
>>201810036>Anyone here willingly gave their DNA to a private company and paid for the privilegeNah, I'm not a massive fucking drooling retard
half has six in mostand pushing fads amid inordinately new trendsfor parts again in dna isotopes only
>>201810092FONT
>>201810051It's an adult podcast you dumb cunt, of course they're gonna say things like that
>>201810092thisI can easily get dates but never feel anything for them. can't even be arsed with a shag when I'm not into them, just don't see the point. think I'm emotionally dead
>>201810084what mr tobias m noncehe was here yesterday or the day before
>>201810092the only women i enjoy sharing dates with are slags, being around timid girls bores the life out of me which leads me to believe i'm not ready for a relationship just a bit of meat
SmartSchoolBoy9 is standing behind you doing that tongue thing
Someone at toil just unironically referred to Facebook as "FaceyB"
>>201810092same except it's with all people, men and women, and in all situationsI'll meet someone new at work, they'll talk to me and the neurons in my brain just don't fire. All I can come up with is "yeah?" or "haha yeah" like 30 times in a row.I know they're left with the impression that I don't like them but I'm powerless to stop it. I just... don't care.
for me its grunting at people
>>201810180erm that's a clear ironic use of the term
>>201810186Yeah?
>>201810186haha yeah
>>201810186Haha yeah
a lot of dangerous anti kier starmer sentiment in this threadterrifying
>>201810186blog on you insufferably boring bastard
>>201810210whys blud so hairy
yeah I have that tooI'll meet someone new at work, they'll talk to me and the neurons in my brain just don't fire. All I can come up with is my credit card number, expiry date, and the 3 digits on the back of the cardI know they're left with the impression that I don't like them but I'm powerless to stop it. I just... don't care.
>>201810085>utterly offputtingspeaking like a tranny gives women the ick too you know
The Starmerist October Revolution
no I do not want a blowjob actually i find that kinda level of sexually explicit women so utterly offputting
And now everybody please welcome to the stage The Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Might go for a lunchtime run
>>201810259how am i meant to speak?
>>201810248eats a lot of porridge
>>201810256ktimsomeone randomly struck up conversation with me but I was caught off-guard, didn't talk at all and came off badly. they basically never spoke to me again and looked like they hated my guts whenever they had to interact with me
hope you lads realise that freedom of speech doesn’t mean freedom from arrest and imprisonment for saying thing Starmer does NOT like
hope feel like SHIT lad is feeling better
>>201810339
Mentioned to girlfriendberg that I've lost some weight and she said "I saw on reddit that that can make your dick bigger"
>>201810359*slams on an emergency stop, sending her folding like a deckchair into the footwell*
>>201810297>kinda>utterly>offputtingstop using gay words to express yourself
>>201810386no but why is this kinda me
>>201810386fr fr those are old ass boomer words
Mad important, the environment of a date. A busy pub table or a quiet pair of seats can mean the difference between everything and nothing.
>>201810379tell that dumb cunt it will only make her dick look bigger
might listen to the audio from seasideMARK Getting a Sony camera it for me and DELL laptop is not for me it could be for you on my run today
It's proto-autumn lads
rorke cowering in fear in this scenariohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHEbhJLXgEs
getting a new company car and i have the choice between a hybrid or an electric, what do i go
>>201810465Coal
Got a few Pokemon cards arriving today, little treat for myself, I like to look at them.Never played it though, I'm not a smelly spastic.
races of people I’ve had fist fights with: white, black, paki
>>201810474anon fears the chinky kung fu
>>201810448Gave me a chubby that lol
Failed my driving test twice years ago and I'm incredibly bitter about it so I pretend that I don't want or need a car.
*flicks hair*Ugh, I'm in England, life is such suffering*looks smoldering*
>>201810474Come to think of it, I've only ever fought Irish diaspora and pikies
>>201810517im not even a good driver and i pissed my test, how do you fail twice
Lads what if 4chanX is run by the glowies to monitor our posts?
>>201810517This is 95% of the anti-car mongs on /brit/
>>201810339i just said sir drumpf farter and then laughed maniacally
>>201810539then they'll know I hate brown people and trannies and spam ruby granger a lot
rorke playing sunday leaguehttps://youtube.com/shorts/9bK-ZUcaCag
>>201810386what words should i use?want srs advice dont want to come across as a homo
>>201810448Why did they bleep shit and fuck but not the n-word
>>201810530First time the examiner was a fucking faggot and failed me for something that wasn't my fault, luckily my driving instructor was in the back at the time and kicked off. I won the appeal but they don't just say "soz, here's your licence" you just get a redo for free at a later date.I then failed the redo but it was genuinely my fault, I was fuming with myself but more mad about the fact that I should have passed first time. I never bothered to try again after that, it knocked my confidence. I work from home and live a 15 minute walk from the town centre so I've never actually needed a car but I'd be lying if I said I don't want one.
>>201810627grow up diego
>my driving instructor was in the back at the time and kicked offdoesn't happen
Olukemi Olufunto Adegoke Badenoch The saviour of Britain.
>>201810638>muh bogeyman
>>201810634so what you're saying is this guy cucked you so hard despite spending all that time and money learning you were never able to get a license and now you cope about never needing/wanting a car despite spending howevrmany hundreds of pounds and hours learning?state of you he utterly played youand you're still raging about him today, yikes.
>>201810655Yes yes THIS is the wog we need!
>>201810655yeah this wog for sure won’t bring another million of her fellow wogs over famously wogs don’t do that
No luck stopping them boats then?
>>201810561>spam ruby granger a lotGood man, keeping the thread alive
Walked into the hair salon to have my arse shaved but they said they don’t shave arses
>>201810730they're bullet proof
>>201810711>now you cope about never needing/wanting a car despite spending howevrmany hundreds of pounds and hours learning?yes, that's literally what I said here >>201810517Take your ADHD meds you fucking mong and try to keep up with the thread.
>>201810655She's genuinely convinced the Tory defeat was entirely down to Farage and that they would have won a majority if not for Reform splitting the vote.She's fucking deluded. (Plus like with Priti and Suella before her she doesn't actually give a shit about mass immigration but that's a whole other story)
nice day today but i dont have the energy to go outside
does any party have a genuine plan to stop mass immigration? feels like they all say they do and then when they get into power they double down and get them inwhy is the lure of getting them in so high that they simply can't stop it
>>201810813uhhh…smash the gangs?
got absolutely no focus without nicotine. never get a craving and go for weeks without it but can't sit still and do any work but then if I have a few cheeky pouches I can sit and work for hours
Lots of lads in this thread living in fear of the knock
>>201810813in power you're responsible for the linethe line has to go up remember
>>201810813>does any party have a genuine plan to stop mass immigrationno, opposing mass immigration is undemocratic, rorke
cold out
>>201810813STOP THE BOATS!!! (A tiny fraction of immigration)
>>201810839the jews don't want us to realise that smoking is the key to all the great artwork and architecture and good work in general throughout history, next they'll come after coffee and tea
what's the point of immigrationmore people = more taxes?
might change my name to oluWOGbongu
>>201810901>implying they pay taxes
>>201810901lower wages tooline goes up
Really need to go to the dentist but there are none in my county so I'd need to pay £100 for a private appointment. Just scraped off tartar from a tooth that's a bit recessed so I have a nightmare cleaning, I know you're not supposed to do it on your own but it came off easily.
>>201810759didnt read your first post you reddi tspacing mongoloid
>>201810926mate just fork out the moneytrust me, your teeth and dental care are the LAST thing you want to cheap out ongoing to the dentist for a check up today myself actually
>>201810926all due respect if you can't rustle up £100 to deal with your health... you're doing it wrongpretty sure loads of ways you can get discounts too if you're low income/young
>>201810951>>201810957Nah I can afford it I just cbad for ages. I brush my teeth twice a day and floss so it's not like I don't look after them. I'll book an appointment.
>>201810974> I brush my teeth twice a day and floss even so you can have tiny cracks/cavities that can feel alright now but can lead to huge infections down the line. I'm glad you're going to book one it is absolutely worth it and you'll have good peace of mind after
he seems so dull... and yet
look at big dentist over here >>201811005
>>201811033lol
My tinder date left 15 minutes after we met at the buffet. She said that I didn’t really look like my pictures in a text message afterwards which is sorta true. I’ve gained about 25kg lol
>>201810813none of these parties have any power besides theatrical showmanship
>>201811089Brutal but you should take some photos of your fat self now otherwise it's false advertising
>>201811089>I’ve gained about 25kg lolPure muscle?
>>201810934>reddit spacingNobody says that anymore
brush my teeth maybe 4 times a week and have never had a problem with my teeth, dentist even compliments the health of my teeth and gums
>>201811089>I’ve gained about 25kg lolJust puppyfat innit
so hungrybut there's only shit food like breadjust want MACCAS but they stopped the delivery dealsso it's just a rip off again now
>I Was Sent To Vietnam To Smuggle Heroin (rare 1970's rock vinyl)
>>201811195Make some lovely toast
>>201811226not lovely though is itand i've only got BUTTERmight as wlel be eating rusk
fuck the rat race lol
31 years old, no job, no degree, no pals, no gf, no house, no car, no driver's licence, no hobbies, no goals, no will to live and a relative will phone and be like "how you getting on today, nice weather today isn't it?" erm yeah grand, it is nice weather today cheers pal. Feel free to report to the other family members that today's daily unspoken check-in has taken place and I am indeed still alive and there have been no further reported suicide attempts
mad how that taylor swift relationship with the NFL player was completely fabricated and they had a contract stating the exact date they would 'break up'celebrities are so fucking weird
>31 years old, no job, no degree, no pals, no gf, no house, no car, no driver's licencektim
>>201811267I mean the contract must have been real because it was printed on A4 paper and stapled
>>201811239>and i've only got BUTTERSpread some on when it's freshly hot, let it melt for a minute, add another layer of nice cold butter, top with flakey salt and black pepper
>>201811265are u friendless cos ur boring or ugly or what? got no confidence??
>>201811267So she didn't get blacked? Diego will not be happy
>>201811297>salty breadalri baba my polish nan?
>>201811265You've a sick sense of humour pal.
>>201811267don't care
>>201811265haha same but I'm 34
>applying for job in England>realise how good I have it here
Doxxed an internet from ten years ago and he's only gone and got a mail order bride from thailand. With the things I know about him I could get him in some trouble.
hoover's packed up, can't clean my grotty gaff
>>201811365Doxxed an internet did you
>>201811350Cmon over lad, it's great. Ireland dead in the water.
>>201811350that’s even worse than our humiliation rituals fuckin hell
>>201811382Internet friend kek.
>>201811350Prefer not to say..
>Doxxed an internet
What's a thing you do but others don't?I tell boomers that the UK was a terrorist state in ww2
>>201811430Why do you do that
Well /brit/
starting to think the modern lefty twats are just a rehashed version of the literal commies we had beforethey love the idea of banning free speech and locking people up of the wrong political opinionon top of that they hate English people and worship wogs
>>201811455It stops them worshiping "Kill every Christian" Churchill
>>201811474I don't take showers but I've done this in the bath lol
Remember to pay into your pensions lads
>>201811477>they love the idea of banning free speech and locking people up of the wrong political opinion>on top of that they hate English people and worship wogsSo like the conservatives
>>201811493shan't
>>201811365This lads doxxed me and all yousDoxxed your dad, your mum, your wee sisAre you gonna let him get away with doxxing internet?
>>201811482I don't think a speccy gimp being a neo nazi will change their minds
>>201811482Don't think it doesThey probably just think you're retarded
>>201811122cope on rettior
>>201811477white hot take mate
>>201811493won't reach retirement age as i'll top myself before then
>>201811495Cockmogs me handsomely
>>201811515yes, the conservatives are no different they even had a literal wog in chargedoes anyone think they’re different at all? it’s obvious they’re exactly the same
>>201811526Not a neonaziChristians can't support Churchill the terrorist
>>201811265lol this is me but 33
>>201811548no you won’t
>>201811493>pay into your pensionsStarmer is going to tax private pensions soon mate
poo barmer
Not sure if it's just me getting older, becoming a schizo or if the global elite are now sloppier than ever with their methods but every fucking "current thing" now is so blatantly manufactured that it's almost insulting. It feels like before "they" would use loads of smoke and mirrors and make it seem like it was organic whereas now they're just like "Ah fuck it, you will eat this slop up anyway, who cares"Taylor Swift's lifeHawk Tuah girlThat guy who shot at TrumpThe entire war in UkraineKamala HarrisCovid (actually insane how quickly they moved on from this one once regular people were bored of it)
My pension fund? All in Bitcoin, thanks for asking.
I hate women so much that I may as well, in fact, be gay. If hating women were a true indicator of homosexuality, I would be the gayest man on this board. So gay that I could drain your sack so thoroughly your nuts would be hanging out of your urethra. That's how much I hate women.
>>201811709consider where you're posting then go through your list againsee if you can figure out how this is all your own fault
>>201811709didnt read this>>201811732not sure gays are known for hating women
>>201811732yeah?
>>201811612Nah
>I hate women so much that I may as well, in fact, be gay. If hating women were a true indicator of homosexuality, I would be the gayest man on this board. So gay that I could drain your sack so thoroughly your nuts would be hanging out of your urethra. That's how much I hate women
>>201811774my gf just saw your post and casually said to me in a single tone, without taking her eyes from the screen "this guy is definitely a virgin"
Reading "poo barmer" and seeing that image or gif of him bright red blowing steam out of his nose for the 1000th time and still having a little chuckle to myself.Always funny.
Consultancy Oxford Economics asked non-doms and their tax advisers what their plans were now that Labour will push ahead with its scrappage of the two-century-old scheme: 63% say they are planning on leaving within two years. Taking their £118 million of investment each with them.
I've been riding with a ghost, lads...
don't hear much about that yacht that sank in a 'water tornado' or the co-defendant who was run down by a caroh well, I'm sure it was all normal and accidental
>>201811806Just said this down the boring bastard incel club.
>>201811850HMRC raked in £9 billion from the UK’s 74,000 non-doms last year
>>201811803
>>201811850
>>201811854Leftypol left speechless
>>201811921ROAR
>>201811869>>201811892>>201811921snorted at each of these in order, but by the last one I had to let out a bit more of a full bodied laugh
>>201811921howling and screeching and running amok like a chimp on speed
>>201811827non of that happened
>>201811969HOWLING
>>201811969REEOARING
put a bit of butter and a bit of margerine outside, wildlife all over the butter but none of it is touching the margerine
Welcome to my fucked up woke world
>Ay yt boy hows I get to Kelso from here?
>>201811969>like a chimpbarber getting you housed, stat
>>201811999rorkehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMZKir38UVo
*eats some beans*
>>201812011roaring
>>201812000
>>201811997fun fact margerine is only 1 molecule different to plastic
BBQ with a BBC
>>201811999BOSH
>football starts back up>play 3 games>time for a break>no footy this weekendAbsolute horseshit of a competition
>>201812000why even get jew ink as a darkie if you can barely see it
Santas grotty
Is is technically Autumn now?
why is keir so big wrinkly and red he's really hard to look at as world leaders go
>>201812210Not yet
*starts horsing around*
*rapes britain*
>>201812210Yes according to the Celtic (true) calendar.
Let me not to the marriage of true mindsAdmit impediments; love is not loveWhich alters when it alteration finds,Or bends with the remover to remove.O no, it is an ever-fixèd markThat looks on tempests and is never shaken;It is the star to every wand'ring barkWhose worth's unknown, although his height be taken.Love's not time's fool, though rosy lips and cheeksWithin his bending sickle's compass come.Love alters not with his brief hours and weeks,But bears it out even to the edge of doom:If this be error and upon me proved,I never writ, nor no man ever loved.
not lying, i just got raped
>ah yes let me bask in the warm summer sunshine air on September 21stsaid absolutely no cunt ever
>>201811709the brat summer shit was genuinely one of the most forced yet sanitised memes this uear
*spreads russian disinformation*
>>201812038it's beardfacé ,damn it!
My wife
when WWIII breaks out we should get together and all have sex
>>201812396>white foxseen a lot of birds wearing hoodies adorned with this brand of late
>>201812353its supposed to be hot this weekend
The proverbial kizza arrived
>goes to German holocaust memorial>learns that germans killed six million Jews in the Holocaust>exclaim "wow, I can't believe that germans killed six million Jews in the Holocaust">arrested for Holocaust denial>mfw
Made two gimmicks that caught on and they both have to do with keir starmer for some reason
I PREFER THE AUTUMN AND MAYBE WINTERTHERE I SAID ITAND SPRING OBVIEreason bean? less hot, more layers, get inbut no bugger'll go out so it's a catch 22 ain't it?and whether people like it or not, they're all fuckin misso when the weather is worsemental how they all seem to not even notice"oooh i'll stay in"FUCK YOU POOFSi wanna go out clubbin with a coat on and i wanna sit outside with a hood upBUT NAH these cunts wont cos it's not summerniggersbut anyway, that's just my ooiniontake care
im never going to have sex, will never know what pussy on willy feels like
>>201812475what two
>>201812489icks off the chart
need to return to my home planet where i can be with my fellow greyskins
>>201812396She still doing stuff? Seems like she went black then disappeared
>>201812464
So this is rorke
Ed Miliband DESTROYS Reform MPshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCbfFGWmFdY
>>201812565She's gonehttps://i.4cdn.org/hc/1724485544400057.jpg
might put a jav on
>>201812593Kek those are my tits
>verb: absorb>noun: absorptionSome of these are surely intended solely to tease ESLs.
i have a 6 and a half inch willy which according to the 'ternet is above average but it seems smaller than the average porn knob
>>201812701Oh does it seem smaller than the average porn knob? Weird innit
>>201812701well if you compare it to massive jungle porn bbcs then yeah it will look small
>>201812749Luv has a massive banana bbc dont know what you mean
>>201812749Well it's not "normal sized" but yes it isn't 10 inches long
Think Tony Blair might have been right all along lads...https://x.com/maxtempers/status/1831269881041322297
most women don't want anything over 6 inches anyway
got a 10% off any pair of trainers ebay voucher so am gonna spunk a couple hundred quid up the wall
>>201812749Why was it apparent in her video in particular
>>201812812cope told to timmy's by stacies who want to settle down
>>201812822it's like the size of her head
>>201812820Because it's the only one I've watched
My 14 year old cousin referenced the funkytown cartel video. Cryptically, but I knew what he was talking about.Immediately understood all those mums who want everything banned.
>>201812822Yes, and? His balls hang down obsucring its length somewhat but it's bigYou're a tard
>>201812822Don’t think I will actually
>>201812822>
me? 80k wfh jobyou are all jealous
>>201812836No it's normal from the rimming angle
>>201812847Was watching shite like that at 12
>>201812872Do you have dyspraxia?
>>201812872Does he have a shapeshifting cock that becomes smaller when a woman rims him? Fuck off ya schizo mong
>>201812872It looks "normal" from the worse possible angleTherefore it's bigGuarantee if I filmed you in that angle you'd look like a literal micro
Do we have to talk about black penis in every single bastard thread? What the actual fuck is wrong with you lot?
>>201812888and its really helped you become a happy functional person
>>201812945It's the zeitgeist
>>201812945they're gay
>>201812970v>>201812970
