first for britain stands with israel
who else here still picks their nose[spoiler]and then eats it[/spoiler]
do do do do do do dooo
/brit/ nothings israel, bringing it up is grounds for a FOY or >>>/pol/
>>201818126nice spoiler tags mate
reading a report by the WEF x
only odious dysgenic goblins support hamas
Am I a bot?
>>201818152>announcing a reportenjoy ur ban
>>201818126kek didnt you get the memo for doing spoilers in the new 4chan 4.6 update
>3-Year duration 4chan Passes are now available for $45Cracking deal tbf
>>201818080ummm, is that real?
>>201818135t.
>>201818163might be
[spoiler]i know spoiler tags are not supported on /int/, there's even a little pop-up telling me so.[/spoiler]
>>201818178got to have 0 hope for yourself whatsoever to buy that
>>201818218How so?
Don't let anyone tell you it's too late. You may seethe, but I'm finally happy.
Post the webm that saved /brit/
Local police's FaceyB page is getting a bit rorkeish
>>2018182042016mong
he SAVED him from that wicked croc
>>201818196Define "real".
>>201818196it's from thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ID_L0aGI9bg
>>201818257Rorke's da
>>201818268scraeming
embarrassed myself in work group chat
love little soyjak fellas
>>201818293how so big guy
>>201818268kek he used that niglet as bait
garlic bread
>>201818293i never post in toil group chati communicate exclusively in emoji form
Used the word 'impractical' in the work groupchat and got a private message from the manager telling me to 'stop using big words'.Wish I was joking.Yes, before you ask, I have the pleasure of working with nonwhites.
>>201818229you're basically saying that yes you absolutely will still use 4chan a lot for the next 3 years
>>201818255
>>201818257What was the post.
>toil group chatoh my days imagine having one of these
>>201818325So what?
>>201818342how do you communicate with your colleagues?
>>201818307messaged the wrong chat (asked mumsy what was for tea), deleted it, everyone started calling me a shitebag for deleting and one lad managed to grab a screenshot of it and reported it
NAKED GRANDMA!
>>201818242good for you. i picked this fruit last month during my incel walk
>>201818333Starmer's watching
>>201818268interesting as fuck!
>>201818359it's PATHETICit's cuckpilledHAHAHA VIRGINFUCK YOU
>>201818313[aubergine]
eat poo and puke
>>201818384Swing and a miss
coriander is bloody lovely
if you wear a name badge for toil I will have no respect for you
>>201818331reminds me of thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Icgw8IEpe08
i want to see my gf in tights so bad
>>201818308he SAVED him it makes me think of when hamas save all those poor little brown palestinians from israel
>convince myself I've got colon cancer because my insides have been a mess for 2 weeks>one of the symptoms is unexplained weight loss>weigh myself to check because I'm convinced I've been losing weight as well>actually 6kg heavier than last time I weighed myselfstarting to think all the mystery pakibab meat I've been scranning is contributing to both problems
>>201818407EAT MY COCK FAGGOTLOLI WILL USE $CHAN FOR £ YEARSCANT IMAGINE A GAYER SEENTECNE
>>2018184326kg is quite a lotmaybe you're growing a massive tumour
spainfreak on a melty is he?
>>201818257leftypol always says people don't understand 1984 but never explains why the comparison is wrong
>>201818472Spaino!
i will use dollarchan for pound years
>>201818373we don't have a culture of messaging about work matters technically there is a chat in case we can't log on (sick, internet issues, etc.) or when we travel and need to coordinate but it's used maybe once every few weeks if that and it's never about work
>>201818307posted a cock pic
KILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLKIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLI MUST KIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>>201818472that's a man
>>201818544calm down serialkillerlad
genuinely think its mental that stephen king literally put a child orgy at the end of his bookthis is a book that my mum read
>>201818379Strange that women would defend it.
pretty good song actuallyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPmZqsQNzGA
>>201818544you typed this message for a joke but if loads of babies die when you're looking after them you're gonna look a bit guilty aren't you
Would you shag it for 1 million?
Does her blackness intimidate you?
>>201818579AI slop
>>201818544the voice in my head has it's own 4chan account?
why do yanks say 'take a piss' or 'take a shit' when that is literally the opposite of what you are doing?
>>201818597
this is INSANE actuallyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SoNH07Slj0
>>201818593Yeah. Set for life for a few disgusting minutes. Life is full of that for free anyway.
>>201818593themand obviously yes
>>201818623same reason they "do" a food/drink order, mental retardation
>>201818593a million is a lot of moneyso yes
actually unbelievable skill levelhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REWyCy_m39Q
>>201818623>haha yeah hold on guys I have to take a piss >*opens laptop*>*get bullied on 4chan by British people*
>>201818645Million quid isn't really set for life these days thoughbeit
>>201818645what if you had to cum, it had done no prep and you had to tongue kiss it
>>201818645>>201818658wronguns
>>201818687depends on how you invest it
million quid isn't a lot of money posters scurrying into the thread like the little rats they are
>>201818692mate i'd shag my own dad 100 times for a million quid and not think twice about ithow little do you need money that you wouldn't be willing to earn 1 million pounds for half an hours work
fucking hell actually spooky ashttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHRbZW097Uk
still can't break the habit of stalking my ex
>>201818687well obviously it is
>>201818629scotland lass is peng
>>201818692buy two houses in london rent em for 2.5k nice easy 4k every month with no hassle if you let an agents handle it
>>201818740for me it's https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0yo8BREgD0
Could live for maybe 2 months on a million quid in London. Just about scraping by.
>>201818750It's what you'd earn working for 40 years on £25k. Also inflation is a thing.
>>201818593would do it for freehole's a goal
>>201818762my lab would've had his hand off
>>201818687you can purchase a 4% 40 year treasury GILT for a guaranteed income higher than the average UK salary
>>201818744irl?
Keep the optimism, keep the faith. One day you WILL thrive.
>>201818803thought they were meant to be nice labs
>>201818786>It's what you'd earn working for 40 years on £25k. Also inflation is a thing.well yes but it's getting all 40 years of my wages all at onceand a million quid now even poorly-invested will be worth many times that in 40 years
>>201818815would his wife though tbf
>>201818817>guaranteednot tho is it
>>201818840they are until chicken is on the cards
never go to burger king me
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>>201818815If you do this, a random person from your ethnic group is more related to you than your own children.
>>201818868its literally a treasury gilt yes it is
>>201818871kek they be like OH LAWWWDY
Blue Man Group but pooPoo Man Group
>>201818856>>201818909this is your brain on "line go up"
>>201818927strange image
>>201818927would love this but with a woman instead of another one
>>201818379When does the public get to vote on whether or not they want this?
>>201819000that pin on your shirt says you already did mate?*flicks your nose when you look down*dickhead
>>201818938it's got nothing to do with the line going up in this case since he said 4% not index linked
>>201818981it's just how I browse brit x
*enters thread*
And more, much more than this, I did My WayTotally locked everything up though
INTERNATIONAL MANAGEMENT WON’T BE IN FOOTBALL MANAGER 2025
>>201819078Hahahahaha
why did the thread just die
>>201819096sticking with fm13
>>201818938a million quid now means i don't have to work ever againa million quid spread over 40 years' wages means i have to work for the next 40 yearshow is this difficult to comprehend?
hi guyts
>>201819096
Is Grenfell over now then? Did the mandem finally get the money from ARE TREEZA?
>>201819173is this real?
>>201819096Another victim of Woke Barmer.
>>201819164go to bed
Might keep a lock of my hair in a locket around my neck to help with the grieving process if I ever lose it
>>201819162No, it doesn’t.If you had £100,000 200 years ago you would be very rich and never need to work. That is not true today.A number going up on your screen does not mean you are better off financially or don’t need to work
put the mil awayget 5% interest a monthtake 2% "salary" a monthlive forever
Here at right of the entrance this bronze head,Human, superhuman, a bird's round eye,Everything else withered and mummy-dead.What great tomb-haunter sweeps the distant sky(Something may linger there though all else die)And finds there nothing to make its terror lessHysterica passio of its own emptiness?
>>201819096feeling highly justified in never having bothered to buy another FM
>>201819239Tories are to blame for being literally incapable of producing a likeable candidate. When are they replacing first past the post? So sick of this two party shit.
Mint doesn't rhyme with pint even though the spelling looks like it would.
>gotta deal with normies soonRather taxing endeavor
>>201819357It's so easy!
>>201819270working on my theories
>>2018193575% interest a month? so you get 60% interest a year? you fooking what mate lmaoyou on a mad one for this
feel like SHIT
>>201819379mad how nothing rhymes with pint
>>201819289a million quid in my pocket does mean i am better off than having a million quid in potential future wagesobviouslyi have no ides what you're even arguing
>>201819357dear oh dear rorke
>>201819289>A number going up on your screen does not mean you are better off financially or don’t need to workIt fucking literally does
>>201819396the answer is the jews did it
nah cus you niggas really be sitting here posting shit on an incel website
>>201819383Iraq be kidding me!
Old boy thinks his bank account is in a vault somewhere full of gold coins
>>201819503kek literally me
WRIT A POEM ABOUT BETTER DAYS LIKE AND SHARE IF YOU AGREE! I look at my townWhat do I seeSights unfamiliarFaces once happyA distinct lack of gleeI think of a better timeWhen spousal rape wasn’t a crimeWhen dog poo was whiteAnd not a single foreigner in sightOne hand on the juniors backsideOne hand holding a cigLife in the office was once a pretty comfy gigFriday was for pints and the pay packeta bit of comedy on the tellyKid’s mouths would rarely whineAnd if it got too much it was fine to slap itA woke was what we did in the morningTo go to work, honest workAnd the office clock was the only tick tockWe ever heardNow we have social mediaAnd never ending divisionLife was better when a clip round the ear and a sixpenceSufficed as parental supervisionNo nonces no wrongunsJust community Fred west, myra hindley?Give it a rest, never heard of emI wish we could go back to those simpler timesThey really seemed like better daysBut most of allI wish we could have less bastard foreigners
>>201819521mine is
>>201819546rorke's da
>>201819521nah it's Crafty Shaun down road who's hanging onto that focus for me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-gZuFcEu0Eshits fucked
havin a doggystyle wank
>>201819614???
>>201819424>>201819487The average wage in 1980 was £6000 a year. If someone took 40 years of wages they would have £240,000.£240,000 is not enough money to be set for life today.It is literally the exact same thing. The value of money changes. A million quid today, even invested at 4% does not guarantee you will have enough money for life.
>>201819609dont know who this is but also got recommended it
Local tip has introduced a scheme where you now need to book an appointment date and time in advance using your email, mobile phone number, address, vehicle registration and full name just for basic drop-offs.There's at most 2 fucking cars there at any given time, this isn't necessary. It's a technological contrivance that does nothing but make the whole process more inconvenient. Ted Kaczynski would be spinning in his grave. I've booked a time slot for tomorrow and I'm going to deliberately show up at the wrong time by several hours to test the adherance to the new system by the lads who work at the dump. I get the impression they're the sort of people who couldn't care less. Thus if I show up at the wrong time but say "yeah I've got a booking" and they're OK with it then I can continue with just going to the dump when it's convenient rather than in a 15 minute time window.>take yourself to the dump while you're at it you boring bastardThat's uncalled for.
>>201819664taking my computer to the dump after it loaded this post as it's now infested with the most hideous shit in the world
the paki gf is on a mad one
>nah cus you niggas really be sitting here posting shit on an incel website
>>201819173Sir kid harmer
>>201819503where else is an incel like me supposed to post?
>>201819289here i've done you a little tableeven if your salary grows at twice the rate of interest on a million pound investment, you're still nearly twice as well off having money in your pocket nowand you don't have to toil for the next 40 years
No noncesNo poofsNo fornersSimple as
>>201819546https://suno.com/song/fb1729b2-2e31-4d8f-84a1-06b7236d8713
Priti Patel out of Tory leadership contest, as Robert Jenrick comes top in first roundBlackman is reading out the results nowRobert Jenrick: 28Kemi Badenoch: 22James Cleverly: 21Tom Tugendhat: 17Mel Stride: 16Priti Patel: 14That means Patel is out of the contest.The next round of voting will take place on Tuesday next week, when another candidate will be eliminated.EMBARRASSING FOOR THE CORN EATING POOJEETA
https://youtu.be/wsO-Td0hqXo
mental to think that even early humans were obsessed with big chebs. palaeolithic lads would sit around carving those little statues with massive tits. crazy!
>>201819770dumb crossposter>>>/tv/203205386
I once had a job in a Best Buy warehouse and one time when I was lifting a big TV this black guy who worked there with me said "That TV finna whoop yo ass, boi".
>>201819722>line go upyeah?
>>201819744>Robert JenrickHE'S MARRIED TO A JEW BITCH AHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>201819795tv? never heard of it
>>201819744Dead party. Hope it disappears.
>>201819801if the line doesn't go up then why would you expect your salary to go up?
>>201819799Well... did it?
You guys think we can suck some dick tonight or nah
>>201819722how many years does it take at 2:1% growth before the 2% compound catches up?
>>201819788Makes me laugh when you see them on archaeology shows handling them with delicate little gloves as if they haven't been spaffed all over and had cocks rubbed against them by every lad in the tribe
>>201819801sit down mate youve been done
>>201819895just ask an AI these are no longer questions for humans
>>201819744really wish she would sit on my face
>>201819860Salaries are the highest they have ever been. Is everyone very rich now?
I also had a job in a furniture warehouse. All the other people who worked there were black. They called me "lil cuh".
>>201819903exactly why you should be wearing gloves and handling them very carefully!
>>201819921hes already done the macro
>>201819903Thinking about hard caveman cocks, yeah?
>>201819964...yh
>>201819664>Local tip has introduced a scheme whereIt's demoralisation. It serves no other purpose than for the rulers to take a shit on everyone else because they are mentally ill. Once you they have everything, the only thing they can do to feel big is take from others. They're cunts.
just want an IT job desu. a basic, boring IT job where I can get praised by normies for 'fixing' easy-to-fix things.
wider reddit learning about our Lucy cant wait til she's free
>>201820022She aint gonna fuck you bro
fohmyeg
wonder why a yank shop like Best Buy is thriving yet here our equivalent Currys / PC World are probably 2 months away from insolvency and administration at any given moment
The Illuminati and WEF giving its marching orders to your local tip.
>>201820022wouldn't it be crazy if Lucy Letby and John Honey got together?
>>201820018Do IT work in any secondary school. Easiest work you'll ever do.
got to tell a mate i'm not going to his wedding (because i don't want to) but i dont really want to
>>201820082consumer spending is down init. people just dont want to spend money.and i doubt best buy is 'thriving'.
john honey mentioned
>>201820082went into pc world to get a wifi card and they didn't sell pc components
drinking a can of pepsi with both hands
>>201820110Just tell him. lf he loves the lass enough he shouldnt care
>>201820102yeah ive been looking into this, colleges, unis as well. for the amount of holiday you get as well.
>>201820082Don't see the point in going to currys when I can get it cheaper from tesco/amazon/anywhere else online.I went in to look at laptops once and was hounded by a 18 year old telling me which one was best for me (it was the most expensive macbook apparently).
>>201820114I mean maybe it's not thriving but I get the impression they fare better than PC World. >>201820131Had a similar experience when I went in to buy a basic HDMI cable and the I asked the wageoid where they were. He took me to the section and launched into his spiel punting the £59.99 diamond-coated HDMI cables and I had to interject that I wasn't a moron and just wanted a basic cheap cable. They didn't sell any.
Can't think of anywhere I'd rather go less than India.
NotoriousBBC
>>201820248London
2019 was 5 years ago 2017 was 7 years ago2015 was 9 years ago2009 was 15 years ago2005 was 19 years ago
>>201820248Birmingham?
>>201820248pakistan, bangladesh, the list doesn't go on
>>201820269I would give anything to go back to 2005
how many couples have practice the hawk tuah since the gimmick came out
>>201820325I was 3 years old.
I had this other job cleaning up at a constructiom site where they were building a new Burger King. This black guy who worked there asked me if I smoked weed and then we started smoking a blunt after work every day.We didn't really have anything in common though. He was a black guy from the hood and he only wanted to listen to rap music. Sometimes it was hard to understand him because he had the ebonics accent.He was nice to me though but we didn't have a lot to talk about and we didn't have any mutual interests besides smoking weed.
>>201820325Even... even your willy?? >:)>>201820351Same!!!Kinda based that /brit/ is a 2002 chad general
>>201819949salaries are higher now because the line has gone up
>>201820341never been in a relationship or had a blow job so I really can't say whether there's been any difference since the meme
>>201820373Based 2002 chad :3
2002 twink gay /brit/ orgy
>>201819722think you've used 3.5% wage growth there
School girl legs tights are back
I was posting on /b/ in 2005
>>201820370need toilberg to shut this kind of working class solidarity down by funding a new gavin mcinnes youtube series
>>201820373>>201820392FOLC
>>201820416>22>twinkNot for long
>>201820382Salaries have gone up 10-20%, groceries have gone up x2, energy has gone up x3. Sound
you done any sink pissing recently?
>>201820382And because the line has gone up and the number on my bank balance is higher, I am now rich. Praise to the line!
>>201820416ktim
I am play Minecraft
The Tory party needs another brown person or woman at the helm
are lucy is innocent
>>201820477fuuuaarrrkk, haven't done a sink piss in years
/brit/ zoomer bussy…..
>>201820477did a sink piss in the toilets of leicester railway station once in protest of their 20p charge to use it
what if lucy was released from jail and was really horny for cock and you're the first guy she meets
/brit/ zoomer bussy cries out for /brit/ millennial cock
>>201820503get the server startedget the boys inget the diamonds mined
>>201820557id say>want me to err... rubber up perhaps? haha, last thing you need is a baby on your hands!
>>201820555should have done a floor piss instead, the usual form of protest
how the fuck would you even find /brit/ these daysrefuse to believe that any new posters have joined since 2016
Already got tickets for the mc filmSo epic
you lads seen the trailer for the Minecraft film? Bloody shit it is
jerkng off my boner
>>201820598by sink piss i mean sink... piss. the taps, the rim, nothing was safe from my liquid fury
>>201820449Smoking weed with black guys from the hood was awkward though because we have nothing in common. You can't just chill and vibe like when you smoke with your white stoner friends in college.
>>201820244>He took me to the section and launched into his spiel punting the £59.99 diamond-coated HDMI cables and I had to interject that I wasn't a moron and just wanted a basic cheap cable. They didn't sell any.in a nutshell exactly why they're failing
>>201818495Leftypol copes by saying it's an antifascist book when it's obviously a satire of Stalinism
letbybros....the tides are turning the sands are shifting our day will come
>>201820613New poster here. I've been on the chans since 2006 and got bored of my regular boards. I saw /int/ is one of the most high traffic boards so I thought I'd check it out.
>>201820558whys his tail short
might drink wine tonight
might move to norfolk
depressed because i sit in my room all day looking at a compuiter machine
>>201820839what else is there to do
>>201820812drank a bottle of wine last night and had a horrible wine coloured poo this morning
the modern world is so shitsocial media in all forms should be abolished
>>201820811sitting like a retard has eroded it down to a nub
>>201820791thoughts on /brit/? i barely post anywhere else on the 'chon nowadays
>>201820839even the nightgo to bed
might travel through time*drink a single beer*
fat woman outside my door shouting TEAS READY TEAS READY TEAS READY
>>201820929190!
>>201820696Don’t like talking to black people. They’re all kind of weird, insecure, and pathologically obsessed with white peopleNormies are too easily impressed with their low tier observational humor in Ebonics deal
>>201820944your little brother outside playing then is he
need a ketamine queen gf
ever thought about shagging your mum
Genuinely don't like people who mock the working class, especially when they're the types who'd cry if you said anything bad about their precious browns.
reckon 190 has made it in lifeprobably sober and married now
>>201821001Need her to hang for the great loss she's foisted onto us. Lovely Matthew Perry, aka Benny, aka Chandler. RIP sweet prince
>>201821028>Leftypol is typing…
>>201821001performative rubbishthe guy bought and took the ket of his own free will
>>201820926Enjoyed the banter and had a few laughs. I mostly live online these days and don't interact much with my own folk. It brings me back.
>>201820906reckon thats a fib
>>201821001Did the millionaire alcoholic do loads of drugs and die? The people demand justice
>>201821108fairly sure supplying ketamine is illegal in the US
>>201821172The ketamine queen is innocent
>>201821116*leaps in front of you and does a merry jig*
wagwan /brit/senpai
Brits don't call people stupid gits anymore.
>>201821172right but they’re not carrying out investigations to pinpoint and prosecute every ket dealer
>>201820865>what else is there to doGo to a restaurant and spend the week's budget on one mediocre meal, or see the latest woke slop at the cinema, or buy some overpriced tat made in sweatshops for pennies, or wander around the street trying to remember which country you are in. Grim.
>>201821196we're more of a daft cunt country these days
>>201821196Shut up you stupid git
>>201821196Those are made up harry potter words they speak normal like us irl
>>201821196more of a miserable old git man myself wouldn't call a young person a git
>>201821228>daft cuntLoved their first few albums
>>201820905>social media in all forms should be abolishedHow do I vote for you?
>>201821224Life and soul of the party ova hea
F
>>201821271diego on the ropes
>>201821295>>201821295>>201821295
>>201821271what a contrived bitch
