Snus and a milky brew edition
>OI CAM ON, LUV! ME WILLY'S FINALLY READY FER YA
sir snus chewer
felicity kendal could still get it
Shite arse
just got back from toil
>>201826776retard
Sir Hole Expander
Here we all then. All the lads
>>201826776Been wanking in bed all day and getting paid by your taxes x
>>201826807imagine the smell
>>201826776Good slave
>>201826789no u
>>201826776how did you get on today big man
The new 'eitchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxKiLCgbAZg
sir tax payer
only won £350 on premium bonds this month
>>201826719Unpleasantly milky that. Sort yourself out
>>201826807what /brit/ boys dream of and desire
rorke better watch out!
>>201826856can't park there mate
>>201826836was alright, one of my coworkers had some insanely chebs onpsuedo display and i developed a bit of a chub on
>>201826807Need some more girls in hereToo many manToo many many man
here's your tea mate*dips the teabag in for a second and then chucks it*enjoy
sir skate boarder
>>201826871analog horror has invaded /brit/...
>>201826807Been to straight clubs like this when theres like 1 girl there
Get the small boats ON our shoresGet the migrants IN our women
sick to niggarding death of it all
>>201826861I’m white. I’d make tea by boiling milk in my kettle if I could.Yummy yummy milk
>>201826864ArguingOnline isn't a hobby for me, it's a job
wheres the money for grenfell treeza?????
This thread is property of Swedish Match
will you be taking your niece or nephew to see the minecraft movie?
Sir Janny Payer
Rishi Sunak and Keir Starmer are on a plane, Sunak looked at Starmer, chuckled, and said, "You know, I could throw £1,000 out of the window right now and make somebody happy." Starmer shrugged his shoulders and replied, "I could throw twenty £50 notes out of the window and make twenty people happy."Hearing their exchange, the pilot said to his co-pilot, I could throw both of them out of the window and make 64 million people happy!"
>>201826967*burns down your factory*
Will Sir Kid Shagger survive the next election??
>>201826999didnt happen did itfuck off
>>201826864Whats MTG and Manosphere? Also>debatingWomen love to expouse their regurgitated opinions that they saw from watching tv but despise to have any kind of push back on them
>>201826964alri jidf
my underwear fucking stinks
doing a chicken dance
>>201827022if he turns the economy around, yesif not, nopeople are too concerned with superficial things and lack critical thinking to be trusted these days
>>201826981>its special shape that catches flavoursomeone get Elton on the phone ASAP!
>>201826967My cock is the property of Swedish femboy's cum trunks
>>201826864I do none of these and women love me
>>201826938Did you know sub Saharan Africans have 19% “ghost DNA” from intermixing with a now extinct sub species?It’s not surprising considering fucking monkeys is also how they gave the world aids too
>>201826719That's just a cup of warm milk you nonce
>>201826955I mean you could heat milk in a sauce pan add the tea and then use a tea strainer when you pour it into your cup
>>201827005Fuck you, was a shortage in my local shop for months!
empty hollow shell of a man, me
>>201826981Popcorn is supposed to be salty, crunchy and maybe buttered. enough of this rubbish
>>201827101Might give that a go and see what it’s like desuDo you reckon I put the tea bag in while I boil the milk?
Sunak was more likable than Starmer honestly
>>201826999>t. Graham from Uttoxeter
WHEN ARE HOUSE PRICES GOING DOWN FOR FUCKS SAKE
>>201827123Salty and sweet and dry
>>201827152never
how old were you lads when you first fingered a girl?
>>201827152The line goes up. Deal with it you millennial chud.
>>2018271522030 living in pods and eating bugsisnotameme
>>201827132Itll probably work
>>201826973I seriously doubt my niece or nephew is that stupid
an runt o' chonamara
>>201827152buy bitcoin now bruh
>>201827142agreesunak - uselessjohnson, truss, starmer - fucking useless
>>201826930
>>201827152When are train prices going down...
>>201827152not in this lifetime lad
Think I lost a bit of respect with the girlfriend when I cried while watching Paddington with her yesterday
2 bastarding hours of my life ill never get back
>>201827183Same week the film Accepted came out.
fancy a bite of the croissant?
>>201827152Our economy IS house prices. They can never go down.
>>201827224hope she cheats on you with a bbc
why is it impossible to get a healthy takeaway?
>Missed Bitcoin>Missed Tesla stock>Missed Ethereum>Missed GameStop stock>Missed AMC stock>Missed NVIDIA stock>Dutiful employee>Clocks in>Clocks outZillennials... explain yourself...
Sir Poo Garmer
>>201827286It isn't! You're ordering the wrong things from the wrong places...
black goons are out
>sister's friend just revealed she's pregnant>she's forty fucking years oldWhat's the socially acceptable response here? Do I just say "congratulations" next time I see her? Should I assume that she intended on having another runtling at that age or do I just not mention it?
>>201827286probably because healthy almost always tastes bad (less calories)apart from sushi
alri?
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cn02v5x5expo>Ukraine's Minister of Foreign Affairs Dmytro Kuleba has stepped down from his role as part of a wide-ranging reshuffle of the Ukrainian cabinet.>Several Ukrainian officials also resigned from their posts on Tuesday, leaving some of the government's top jobs vacant, including the strategic industries minister in charge of weapons production.>The parliamentary leader of the ruling Servant of the People party said half of the cabinet would be changed in a major government reshuffle this week.
>>201827286Because no retard is dumb enough to pay £15 for a meal they can cook themselves in 20 minutes that will taste the exact same
>>201827286it's not
>>201827333ask her if it’s a black baby
Leeds City Bloc tomorrow
Used to be amazed of the idea of a savings account, cor 1% interest gained per yearStupid little neek twat I was
lost all my capital during the gamestop short squeeze
felicity kendal on one showGILF alert
>>201827333>she's forty fucking years oldso what?
>analogue horror>liminal spaces
>>201827333congrats on your down syndrome child
>>201827286no demand outside of tarq inner city areas
Seeing American Football in Nottingham on the 11th
>>201827152If they do its literally over
lost all my capital during the chase bank glitch
>>201827286thaiviet
Then why are they only married to one here?
>>201827338not trusting some arab to deliver raw fish in his hot moped without me potentially shitting my ring out the next day
>>201827152literally neverthe cheapest time to buy is right now
might go to bedgot fuck else to do
>>201827391post sex machines
>>201827352its not going to take me 20 minutes to cook anything. its going to take 15 minutes just to go to tesco to collect ingredients. name something healthy made from scratch in 5 minutes.
>>201827449Get well soon
>>201827412It's called rugby here mate.
>>201827449Make a brew. Read a book. Have a snus.
/brit/ boysGILF gfs
>>201827458avocado and tinned fish
>>201827439itsu do these big boxesit wont go bad in 30 minutes
>>201827458poo in a baguette
>>201827449Gain a clue
>>201827458omelette
>>201827458A poorly cut up tuna salad
>>201827458>name something healthy made from scratch in 5 minutesA salad you fat fucking idiot
shitting a poo out my arse
>>201827286healthy food is cooked at home by people who love youIf you love yourself but live alone you will also cook healthy food at home
>>201827352Never heard of take away pasta?
watching the rest is politics like a lib-dem voting 50-something homeowner
renter bros???
might watch The Good Life
>>201827541Get them housed
Walking in a dark scary forest at night with a flickering torch and the feeling you are being stalked
>>201827201enjoyed this reference
>>201826478Tolkien was a capitalist
>>201827541im this close to living in a caravan
>>201827469You know what I mean cunt
>>201827224Women love an emotionally available man so long as you don't cry every 4 minutes you'll be fine
Wanking in a dark scary forest at night with a flickering torch and the feeling you are being stalked
>>201827521rubbish you cant wash and chop a salad in 5 minutes
>>201826864This has to be bait
>>201827541over 400 in NE is insane mad it's near 700 now
>>201827568Nope.
looking on fb marketplace for shite
>name something healthy made from scratch in 5 minutes.big brain take: just fast bro
>>201827456remembering my sex machines phase
>>201827557Yeah he loved the smog of industry and hated simple rural countryside.
>>201827521>have a salad for dinner broretard
>>201826814I will fucking kill you one day, if you don't kill yourself first
>>201826864New personality just dropped las
>>201827526the fuck kinda buddist wank drivel is that grow up you spunktrumpet
>>201827616Chunk
>>201827638you are unloved
if we lived in the old days, we'd all be peasants
mad how isaac newtron invented gravity with only some string and a kite
>>201827587It takes 30 seconds to wash some veg and maybe a minute or two to chop them
*grows up*
>>201827658not meid be a lord
>>201827658im still a peasant. whats your point?
>Women love an emotionally available man
>>201827543>The Good Lifehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEQJubPhHvI
lads I work for Norad and the russians just launched, you've got maybe 15 minutes
sir dear farter
>>201827658damn I could be a peasant, slavebros we stay losing
>>201826756
>>201827658Id be a franklin
scranning some novichok
>>201827666t. someone who has never made a salad in their life
>>201827686they do ladjust have a good jaw that's all
love red meat never the white shite
>>201827664You've got that mixed up mate. Isaac Newtown was the guy who chopped down a cherry tree because a cherry fell on his noggin.
>>201826807Imagine the pox
>>201827644I can tell you're a projecting fat fuck if you think people of a healthy weight think its normal to just eat a salad for dinner
rorke kissing a wild animal on the mouth
>>201827692thank fuck
>>201827726You can make caprese salad in less than 5mins
>>201827674can i be your squire
>Keir Starmer called Rishi Sunak ‘Prime Minister’ four times in PMQs today Sir Alz Heimer
how much do you lads pay for your incel bedsit/flat/house sharefor me it's £375 for an incelbox in a house share
15 minutes left on planet earth time to alert /brit/ the nukes are coming
>>201827773SLEEPY KEIR
>>201827766no you cant. prove it or shut the fuck up
>>201827755Put meat in it as well... tuna or chicken... it fills you up!
>>201827770depends can you do any sort of entertaining actions for the dinner parties
Lads
>>201827773now that deserves a bradders
>>201827775£0
what the fuck does that saturday symbol meanlads I'm scared
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>>201827775£560 mortgage on my first flat and £700 mortgage on the 2nd one which i rent out for £900
>>201827817biblical flood
>>201827766Only people that love themselves can do that.
hip hip
>>201827817mustard gas
>>201827817Fog?
>>201827817Super windy
>>201827817its means theyre gona get youTHEYRE GONNA GET YOU THEYRE GONNA GET YOU THEYRE GONNA GET YOU
>>201827817misty iirc
>>201827823Nobody in their right mind would pay £900 for a flat
15 minutes left on Earth better crank out a few more shitposts
CÎROC™ ULTRA-PREMIUM VODKA :“THE ART OF CELEBRATION”
>>201827817spooky innit
>>201827817The worms are coming.
>>201826864>Debating - 30.5%>Arguing Online - 12.3%Lmao, women literally find you more attractive if you call somebody a faggot online than if you were discussing politics
>>201827817That's called a Noah Shoah
>>201827817arse leak
>>201827857shut your fat yank mong face cunt
Explore your perks with Shell GO+
women at toil today kept bringing up sex and all sorts of naughty thingsno idea what gets into them really
need one of these in my life
>>201827856well my tenants do because they have no choice
So we will press on with developing clear, compelling and consistent UK offers, tailored to their needs and our strengths, spanning trade, development, defence, cyber security, technology, climate change and environmental protection. Because we know that in the coming decades there will be economic shocks, and climate change will have its baleful effects, and countries will want technology, finance and access to markets to support their development.
>>201826864Off to the comic book shop dressed as an anime character so I can debate the rising cost of MTG while drunk. The usual Wednesday evening.
>>201827927rainbow weather :)
might perform a depop wank
>>201827913then fuck them
>>201827883mong
Get the clappers posted
>>201827970https://www.depop.com/rubygranger/
Labour are gonna do a George Osborne aren't they
extrapolating a poo
>>201827973logistical nightmare if i ever knew one
>>201826719Comfy
>>201826864Porn is more than just a hobby to me
>>201827913heard slags in work talking about their sex toys and dilders a while ago mad if i talked about fugging a fleshlight i’d be considered a freak
>tfw lil timmy sent his pale pencil dick on snapchat
>Argentinian subhuman tourists went to the Shetland islands and put Malvinas stickers on letter boxersThese scum need to violently be taught a lesson. Fucking cunts should be wiped out for claiming the territory of a nuclear power
vgh
>>201827773Lol he’s out before next summer
mobilising a poo
so lonely but hate spending time with people
>>201828041Don't get worked into a shoot by aching simpletons lad
>>201828033male sexual desire is seen as wrong, immoral and dangerouswomen's is more like a playful act, like going to play sports or something
externalising a poo
Introducing women to the corporate workplace sucks all the fun out of it
>>201828041love how they literally only invaded because their millitary dictator was incompetent at running the country and desperately needed a populist nonsense to distract people with sad it's 42 years later and they still can't move on
canonising a poo
>>201828088ktim
@bbcnews Kier Starmer: This Government will do everything to assist young Cronem goons jamming their long veiny shafts into quivering white slits
>>201827949hope you get merked by a gang of feral blacks tbqh
>>201828140Jah bless
SIR MOSSBALL STARMERLOWER THE HOUSE PRICESNOWWONT TELL U AGAIN U EGG
>>201828140It’s crazy that this is essentially government policy
>>201828140>Cronembrit is so good for my vocabulary, learn something new every day
>he took the londonpill
some people need to just give up on women when you start aiming for 40 year old jungle asians that look 60 it's just time to stop
what’s the dodgiest thing you’ve ever wanked over?
Lowering house prices would be very bad. What we need is house prices to remain stagnant for a while and wages to increase to close the gap
open the fucking pubs
Utterly grim how green is still illegal on this shitehole islandAll I want to do is neck an edible and watch an interesting documentary or film in my own home
>>201828104Really sick of all of the deeply anti-male stuff in society at large at all levels. Makes me just want to retreat from it all and not deal with most people or hear their stupid opinions
do people still watch tv in 2024
>>201828212>Lowering house prices would be very bad.nah
40 minute commute for my new job, and that's without trafficwondering if i made a mistake...
>>201828218No.Close them.
in bed already hahagot mental illness you see
ROOBEE ROOBEE ROOBEE ROOBEE DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOOOOOOOOOOO
>>201827616What is your height and weight?
the majority of female jobs in offices are uselessmost of the women in my office just spend the day gossiping, going to "meetings" and sending emails
>>201828223babylon keep it illegal to oppress us
>bro just lower the prices somehow using a new law i promise it will work>the law of supply and demand: this is what i call an epic gamer move
>>201827333This is the modern woman, they all want kids but also want "MUH CAREER" so they slave away at some shitty office job until they're in their 40s and then finally decide to have a kid.Normally they are a fucking burden on the NHS by going through rounds of IVF and then their kid is basically guaranteed to have autism. MANY such cases.
>>201828223weed stinks.if they made it legal, they'd have to get rid of the bad-smelling weed.
>>201828271menthol elves as it were
>>201828231Yes it would because our entire economy is based on house prices and we're such a poor nation that peoples houses is the only wealth they have.As I said, prices need to stagnate so the economy doesn't implode and wages need to increase
>>201828223If people want to do it in their own home no problem desuFucking stinks so don't subject other people to itSimple as
>>201828223Just order some food off and app and slip a tenner to the delivery chap, he'll most likely be able to give you details on who to talk to if he doesn't have anything on him at the time
>>201828271can’t wait for it to be freezing in winter and get into bed early like a big cosy hibernating bear
>>201828286>>bro just lower the prices somehow using a new law i promise it will work
snuggled in my zone 1 apartment, cozy as hell, looking forward to fall in two weeks
>>201827773Imposter syndrome
>>201828223It's been legal on prescription since 2019
Mental how badly I mindraped him
>>201828299Stinking weed is because it's shit weed.Legalise da ting and people will be free to cultivate less smelly strains
Sir Slug Swallower
>>201828298>because our entire economy is based on house prices and we're such a poor nation that peoples houses is the only wealth they have.It's ficticious wealth and people need to learn how to save and invest. I have over 100k saved up, don't have a house or flat yet, but when I do, I won't consider it part of my wealth.
sir wankard pooser
>>201828273sensual
40 min commute or i spend 1/2 of my post-tax income on rentwhat would you do?
>A study has shown that snus has the lowest cancer risk of 10 tobacco products, with 3.18% of the risk from cigarettes. (Cigars are at 41.1% and chewing tobacco at 11.18%).Sir Cancer Causer
>>201828356you are severely mentally ill
had a single mother begging to rent my flat because she was at risk of being homelessdidnt want a baby shitting and puking all over my property to told her i'd found a tenant already
>>201828362screaming
>>201828389Clockwork
>>201828299yeah I wouldn't do that because I'm not a cunt would I
>>201828330FOY FOY FOY
>>201827333Autism rates will continue to rise
>>201828361Sounds based if you ask me
>>201828375Good for you but that's not an answer
>>201828361The deskunkification of growrooms by clone lines and hydro has made it worse>Terpenes are bad broplease never ever talk about it again
>>201827541North East Chad here. My mortgage is £410 a month. Nothing personal rentoids.
>>201828406u've been done (in ways you cannot even imagine)
>>201828412mmhmm dey don want lil timmy in their prime years xx
>>201826864my girl LOVES debating
>>201828382commuteyou can have your own choons on or podcasts or whatever
>>201828303Delivery drivers are immigrant filth and I refuse to be friendly with them
>>201828432What is your height and weight?Why did you stop pretending to have moved to Spain?
THEY'LL CONTINUE TO RISE
>>201828431thinking of buying a few cheap houses in the northeast to rent outknow any cheap areas?
>>201828223Just order some from your pharmacy lol?
>>201828457Um spaino doesn't post here anymore sweaty he's living it up on the catalonian cost :)
>>201828409sorry, "in a fortnight"
>>201828422Yes it is.Let house prices crash, it makes literally no difference to daily lives or spending power.
>>201827956>we know thatThey know because they cause them
AUTISM ON THE RISE
>>201828438your girl sounds like a wack bitch
Sir Golfball Sucker
literally never tried the weed
>>201828537im too much of an internal thinker already, so i think weed would just make me anxious and paranoid
>>201828438get a cronem to pummel his soul pole down her gullet
>>201828537i have many timesoff it nowits got its uses
>>201828412"Autism" is such a vague description, ranging from everywhere to slightly awkward nerdy men to literal spackers that can't even read or writeThe majority of "autism" cases are just poorly socialised kids from runt families. In the past they would have just been sent to work in the factories but now they are raised on iPads and YouTube.
Funny thing is the the ages of mums keep getting older yet the out of wedlock rate keeps increasing too
>>201828044Fuck the EU. Leaving that corrupt shithole is the only good thing politicians have done in my lifetime.
>>201828537currently rolling a blunt in ct shade its lush
>>201827570My girl gets frustrated at how emotionally balanced I am. She thinks it's fake.
>>201828223Keyed the neighbours car for constantly smoking weed and stinking up the street lol
>>201828612t.
>>201828537Don’t bother, weed is fucking shite. Literally only retards smoke it.
GET IT MADE
>>201828589you can thank feminism and corporations for thatliterally corporations convinced women to trust the big businesses more with their wellbeing than to trust a man they lovesad!
Sir Porn Hoarder
>>201828499You said “fall”
>>201828633Keying the car anonymously like some sort of petty woman who finds out her boyfriend is cheating instead of having the courage to talk to him yourself
>Don’t bother, weed is fucking shite. Literally only retards smoke it.
>>201828044CRINGE
>>201828504What the fuck do you think stagnating prices and raising wages does you fucking nonce
if you ever think your lifes shit imagine being a influencer who had to sell out to make their ends meet LOL
>>201828718>raising wagesGood oneIt'll take decades at the current rateAverage house should cost 3x salary and not a penny more
>>201828773>>201828773>>201828773
>>201828633Incredibly pathetic
>>201828528She's extremely verbally intelligent. She demands communication to be crystal clear. Often we're just debating choice of words. Last time we got into an hour long rabbit hole of researching the etymology of the word 'nominal' and the implications of it being linked to both 'law' and 'name'.
