Snus, stroopwafel and coffee edition
>>201830900the new cansladkill yourself matey
limmy died
>you can't make fun of me for literally not knowing how to walk normally lmao
could go for a stroopwafel and a coffee, never had snus
*Imitates his walk with stiff locked elbows*
(8) girl you walk like a BITCH (8)
poo
>>201830933His marriage did
>>201830925Yeah the Irish diaspora and cans threads are much better
People say that I walk like a caveman. Arms hanging low. Slightly hunched over.
Don’t care finna still smoke weed
/brit/ highlight of the week~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_jwclgaR7Ui reckon i could be the bad boy she could fall in love with, especially since i'm at cambridge and she's at oxford
Some white guy from Bristol makes curries and posts them on X, but leftypol insists that if we don't import low skill browns (who - lets face it - are shite cooks), the takeaway industry will die
>>201830954Illegal innit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=joh37lrvf-sgetting a proper instinctual desire for black lasses more and more in recent times
Poo eating
>>201830983autistic freak
>>201831007>the takeaway industry will diegood
*toggles big head mode on /brit/*
>>201830983alpha as fuck
>>201830900tea before the bull comes home?
ruby granger is applying for phds atm btw, wonder if she'll stay at jesus college or if she'll try to go elsewhere
>>201830984times change eh
cockberg starting to smell
Left, right, Jah soldiers a comeLeft, right, oh yeahAn dem seh here comes troubleHere comes the dangerSent by the savior welcome the rasta youthsI an I a start recruit soldiers fi Selassie-I army
>A newly discovered asteroid is set to hit Earth today when it strikes the atmosphere over the Philippines.
>>201831082i literally couldn't give a fuck man
just want to say lads that /brit/ unironically cures my suicidal depression. just the pure unadulterated and sometimes intelligent retardation that goes on here helps me detach from whatever is getting me downcheers guys
I still don't know what snus is
>>201831130literally just saw that on X
Spent the past few days on Birmingham and I couldn't believe how bad it wasReally is the type of place that can only emerge when half the population is dole scum and the other half marry their cousins
i love multiculturalism and diversity
>>201831144ya id gudbettr than rddt
>>201831137i don't hate my life but i'm fairly unsatisfied so i'm living vicariously through youtubers i find cute. don't really think there's anything wrong with that
i walk like this its sooooo autistic
>>201831161>on birminghamalri' ESL
Got a lump in my throatCan feel a cold/flu coming on :'(
they call me the colonel
Germany should've won WW2
>>201831147Just tobacco you shove under your lip. Normally in a pouch thing
I'm proud of my virginity because it means I'm a pure and unsullied
>>201831217yeah...colonel sanders*boots you in your fat belly*
HE LOOMS
how do you make a hormone? don't pay her
>>201831194that's the saddest thing i have ever read
people think sometimes that i'm a rapist but i'm really not that rapey
>>201831236sorry that logic only applies to girls
>>201831234So you just sit there with a teabag in your lip drooling like a mong?
hero wars hero wars every day I am playing
not really bothered about learning an instrumenthow do i into cooking lads?
>>201831101what if the interviewer leaned in and kissed her belly haha that would be crazy
>>201831267i am a girl albeit
>>201831144mad that/brit/ carried me through some shite too when the menthol elves started acting up
>>201831290dont believe you
how the fuck is it already Wednesday I've barely left the sofa since Sunday shit
>>201831279Yeah pretty much
>>201831312im trans if that matters
>>201831285if you learn hobbies for women you will never stick to them
Knew i wasn't the only trans girl in /brit/
what happened to barry stanton's telegram?
me? also a trans girl
>>201831338usually i begin them because i think they'll attract women then i actually get into it completely independently of femalese.g., writing poetry, learning french, that kind of thing
get the spaffy tgirls posted
>>201831285If you intentionally do the unattractice hobbies out of spite, that shows you are dominant, masculine, and indifferent to what women think, which paradoxically will make you more attractive.
>>201831376del kotto
trans girl at night, shephard's delighttrans girl in morning, shephard's warning
im a trans girl and so is my wife
>>201831376what a beautiful creature. is it an ocelot?
>>201831354>>201831382bros
>>201831285Actually mad how I've got most of the top ones without even trying or realising. Hobbymaxxers win again.>ReadingYes, everything>ForeignLanguagesYes, french and arabic>Playing InstrumentYes, guitar and piano>CookingYes, but not a hobby, just follow instructions>WoodworkingNeed to work on this>PaintingYes>WritingYes, especially poetry>GardeningYes, just pretty basic and some herbs, fruits, and vegetables>SwimmingYes, to a high level
decided to just reinstall debian lol
i'm a trans sheepBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>201831435nonce
>Sony has announced that it is pulling online shooter Concord from sale just two weeks after its launch.KWABOTY?
>>201831435Sorry mate don’t speak virginese
>>201831426nah tabby
>>201831375i don't know STOP why are you asking STOP
>>201831435not funny didn't laugh
>>201831417>>201831425trans hive mind
Went 3 days no fap then I fapped this morning and it was underwhelming. Didn't even blow a massive load it was just a regular cum
i'm a trans cowMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS
>>201831435absolutely nothing going on in your life eh fella
I think what happened with boomers is they want to be nationalistic but that's not allowed for white countries, and they transferred their nationalist sentiments to Israel instead because that's allowed.They don't even realize it on a conscious, self-aware level but that's what happened.
*does a little trans porn dance*
Roadmen : out and about living their best lifeTimmy : INSIDEEmma : about to get rawdogged YeahReal london hours are about to start
>>201831426Ocelots are proud creatures.
>>201831487Do you think anyone here is interesting in your ejaculation elegies?
>>201831516bizarre post
just ate edamame in my dinnerwas alri
>>201831530Yeah
>Be roadman>Die before 30 in spat over a postcode
>>201831426something called a "clouded leopard" whatever the fuck that is (its not a leopard)
>>201831493just reinstalled debian actuallyso that's something
>>201831557Just want her to suck a real knob ffs
>>201831548you thought wrong
are we not allowed to say tranny anymore
>>201831592well he isn't because I care
not sure how tights can be safe for work if i do a cummed pant whenever i see them
my baby's got an ocelot,i said hey baby, she said what
Store got unsuspended Time to make money and not plan suicide once again
*does the gay white boi dance*
>>201831383fair playdon't think you could find a better list of hobbies than that so have at it
excited for the hour of stationarybike+french lessons toil tomorrow morning, every day is an improvement :)
Reading about how Boomers are the way they are because of lead in their water growing up
>>201831634What do you sell
>>201831430when did you learn piano?i'm 24 and considering taking it up, obv won't be until my 30s until i get decent
Screamed like a little girl just then because a spider went on my leg So many big spiders around here in the countryside, luckily that was a relatively small one.
>>201831504actually a good theory desu ngl
>>201831656Lego
>>201831610you're himand if you arent then shut up, you don't
ok but how do i get into cooking?is there a 4chan board for this?
>>201831704cope oh
>>201831665Cunts aren't they
diamonds at the thought of proper british emmas bending over in filthy nightclub alleyways taking roadmen BBCI wonder how nigel fathers react to their sweet daughters bringing home their black boyfriends
>>201831719in theory yeah but they mostly talk about tinfoil hat diet science and fast food
>>201831656/brit/ began as a forum for sex arse dropshippers
>>201831732what's the point of these postsdoes anyone actually think it's funny
>>201831732190
is /brit/ into schoenberg and that kind of thing?
>>201831504Stop being an anime freak, it’s just cause they hate Muslims because terrorism but don’t know why they should hate Jews
>>201831719>>>/ck/ but don't go therejust look up recipes and if something goes wrong google it
>>201831747it's a... um... humiliation ritual
>>201831746she's pretty
>>201831504>>201831678Same flag, same poster
>yanks and leafyank questioning the quality of British and British culture postsIf you don’t like there’s always a cum thread
>>201831742>>201831766i noticed they have a wine generalbeen meaning to read that scruton book, i drink therefore i am. i feel that being cultured about wine is quite an attractive trait
>>201831659I try to forget about age and getting to a certain stage in my hobbies and interests otherwise I dwell on regret for doing fuck all with my life since about 22. I started at around 24 too but most of my consistency has been the last year or so. I'm 27 now. I think for any hobby, you should consider if you'd enjoy it, if it would be beneficial to you or cool to have if you reached "X" level and then never think about it again. Just make it consistent and enjoyable. Consistency is the biggest thing. I'm improving in a lot of hobbies and physically too, it's starting to show. The biggest thing is just doing the thing. You'll be ahead of your past self in no time, and quickly pass others.
>>201831816Holy fucking based!
>>201831435I'm running debian too
im a mallwhore
inexperienced white angels getting mercilessly ravaged by bbc thieves, roadmen and cronemYeah, london hours
>try to forget about age‘
roger scrotum
>>201831816who made you /brit/ prefect?
>>201831869SHUT UPJUST FUCKING SHUT UPI HATE YOU I FUCKING HATE YOU
>>201831746>>201831732>>201831869Gyaldemfreak/Trannyspammer/190/Spainlard/Brick/VPN cuckposter/Rubymong/Heathermong/"Employed" "Woman"
i had a massive curry, a fuck ton of rice, AND a naan yet i am still hungry
>>201831890Who made you a child molester
so horny i could rape a horse
bossy bottom bitch
honestly mental how much of a useless fucking retard i am, really should just kill myself posthaste, clearly not cut out for life
>>201831869Spaino take off that Aussie VPN, they’re good posters and don’t need this loss or reputation
>>201831875mad how retarded conservative politicians pretend to like roger scruton, as if they understand him without the necessary background in kant, burke and hegel
>>201831957ktim
Are there British people who actually feel sad when they hear news of an American school shooting?I just feel excited
ello chaps
you have to admit it's pretty funny
>>201831869mmhmm yes lord
>>201831765weird how you can still immediately tell it's a bloke without even seeing the face or frame. reckon its that giant sausage finger
>read about getting you some bitches dawg
wee on meplease wee on me
>>201831999Don’t really care if I’m honest
thinking about that thread this morning where someone posted lorraine kelly's tits and fanny
Protestantism is based. Popish idolatry has no place in Britain.
>>201831765um
>>201832019fuck off and die catspaz you boring little runt
>>201832025Spaedo
got the window openneed that fresh air
>>201831975this post made me laugh, so you aren't useless after all
Thinking of wearing cravats with my shirts and jackets Thoughts?
contemplating the grindrtoil
I can’t take this anymore, my bf spends more time on 4chan than he spends with me. Should I break up with him? I feel like he cannot fulfill my needs anymore. He doesn’t even want a pet pig :( Girlies, I need your advice!
>>201831999get excited do you? get a little lob on and start waggling your little todger to the thought of dead kids yeah? real normal one you
Cromwell said his aim was to make the name of Englishman as great as ever that of a Roman had been.
>>201832077
thinkin of new clothes i need
>>201832092get your bollos out, it feels amazing
>>201832126jay dyer is a midwit
>>201832099A clue gained.
>>201832117If excitement only means sexual arousal, you're a coomer and you should be shot
>>201832108first of all, im a womani think you should dump him
If you had a time machine that could ONLY go to the past, and not back to the present, how far back would you be willing to go?
>>201832147
>>201831999No.
>>201832155yeah mate, you're the one who should decide who gets shot or not in between your little gooning sessions over pictures of dead children. very sane and reasonable fellow i'm sure you aren't
jay dyer bbc porn
>>201832099These instead
>>20183217114 years
Hi it's ruby :) and today I'm going to be shoving scented candles, teabags and books up my vagina
>>201832140jumpersjeansbootswindbreaker
>>201832187yet yanks go on about the london mayor all the timefucking freakazoid gimps. begging them to take a shower, hit the weights and get a clue
>>201832155sent that little freak skidding
Might convert to anglo saxon paganism.
Finelly got it together to do a poo
>>201832118Thought that was Palmerston?I therefore fearlessly challenge the verdict which this House, as representing a political, a commercial, a constitutional country, is to give on the question now brought before it; whether the principles on which the foreign policy of Her Majesty’s Government has been conducted, and the sense of duty which has led us to think ourselves bound to afford protection to our fellow subjects abroad, are proper and fitting guides for those who are charged with the Government of England; and whether, as the Roman, in days of old, held himself free from indignity, when he could say Civis Romanus sum; so also a British subject, in whatever land he may be, shall feel confident that the watchful eye and the strong arm of England, will protect him against injustice and wrong.
>>201832216simple as
>>201832097wasn't trying to be funny
Timmy and his frumpy wife overjoyed that their daughter emma is about to get married to her long term boyfriend, Tommy, not knowing she’s got a black roadmen baby growing inside her
>>201832171Past the beginning you nonce
>>201832213would shoot ropes over this
>>201832235Who the facks palmerston
>>201832240
>>201832171back to early 2001 and invest in gold and oil and arms and bitcoin
>>201832235Cromwell said it first and differently.
what sites do you guys use to look for jobs?
>>201832273dire slogan that
>>201832273Thought that said I'm fucking priti at first haha
>>201832273emily KWABertson strikes again
>>2018322904chan.org/int/brit
>>201832290i look for blowjobs on adultwork
the magical mystery tour is dying to take you away
>>201832332alri davey
>>201832290jobstein.berg
>>201832312How much is a decent blowie these days?
>>201832311>>201832312why is this the worse general on this site
>>201832285
>>201832290The civil service one
>>201832290jooblecv libraryfish4
>>201832353hs?
Reckon those two kids in the minecraft movie will get groomed by jason mamoe
>>201832290LinkedIn
>>201832353the best you mean
>>201832169Thank you so much! I was thinking the same thing but i felt so bad about it. Now I can spend my money on getting my nails done instead of worrying about what to make him for dinner (FYI he’s such a snob when it comes to dinner, he refuses to eat any food that doesn’t come from a local farm)
>>201832406Jammy bastards
I'm trans
any good hoovers under £80? i need a new one
>>201832461dunelm does a good one
>>201832461
>>201831210>getting worked up over an obvious typoAutism
Mental how much cyber security people earnEvery single one I've met has been a midwit at best
Walton Road, Walton, 1930s and 2024
>>201832483
>>201832494whole industry is a huge psyop
Not enough surface area on Katie prices entire body for what I'm concocting here
Earn 30k in a quality role me
>>201832461treat yourself mate, get the henry xtra
>>201832494trying to get into that industry myselfgraduated in cyber recently you see
>>201832461i went with a hoover-brand one, just dont go cordless and you cant go wrong
>>201832261Lord Palmerston. He was Home Secretary during the Don Pacifico affair and Queen Victoria’s sixth Prime Minister.Don Pacifico was a Jew living in Greece. He held British citizenship by virtue of being born in Malta. Some Greek faggots attacked his house and stole his stuff. He turned to the British government who told the Greek government to recompense him. The Greeks said “lol get fucked”Palmerston made the speech above about British citizens being able to stride the globe free and without fear of harm, like the Romans before them. He got the Royal Navy to blockade the port of Piraeus and stop all Greek shipping until the Greeks backed down
IF PRITI PATEL DOESNT WIN THEN THE COUNTRY WILL IMPLODE OR SOMETHING
>>201832477Old mate's seen some real shit
the countryside surrounds the cityunder the pavement, the beach
>>201832533i also earn 30k doing some stupid bullshti
catholic here but kinda wish I were anglican
biz idea: ban the use of the word "wild"
https://2ch hk/po/src/54418917/17254762763070.mp4
ayylmao technology
>>201832662Wow cool virus
>>201832636you're enjoying a nice cold full fat cola and you want to switch it out for aspartame swill
haha okay lads
Don't care, still voting Trump
>>201832636Which bits of Anglicanism appeal to you? Lady vicars?
entering hour 27 of my no sleep septemberaiming to reach 72 hours of woke
>>201832662I stand with Russia
>>201832273She has a bad aura
>>201832692what happen
asked for a rube jabwoke up with a boob job
>>201832750I once (actually it were several times) went to work after a slepless night and it was horrible
>>201832698alright chesterton>>201832728the fact that anglicanism is english and catholicism is latin/med
>>201832712who cares
Dividend investing is superior
>>201832662extra large cheese pizzzzaaa
>>201832788What does dividend mean
bouldering is the only thing I find fun
>>201832518lmao
>>201832636Catholicism is anti British and is ultimately a subversive political movement for the benefit of Rome.
nicholas john stabille III
>Lasting for 432,000 years (1,200 divine years), Kali Yuga began 5,125 years ago and has 426,875 years left as of 2024 CE.
West Derby Road, 1950s and 2024
>>201832780the first thing one female coworker asked after seeing me at one of this days was "is everything alright?"
>>201832840*presses A to join covenant*
if anglicanism is so english how come david cameron and boris johnson got away with converting to catholicism
>interview gave me a verbal and written communication test>was clearly just to filter out ESLs >only question was "affect vs effect">picked the wrong one and got filtered out with the rest of the Pajeets
Catholicism is more than a religion, it is a political power. Therefore, I am led to believe there will be no peace in Ireland until the Catholic Church is crushed.
top 10 white boys
I like how Catholic churches look
>>201832884based mong
>>201832884You should be shot
Is the Church of England not a Protestant church? Would the king turn the house of God into a Roman temple?
>>201832890based
here's your controller bro
Jay Dyer said that most of the Roman Catholic apologists on the Internet tend to be girly little faggots.
>>201832873Tony "Fucking Cunt" Blair too
>>201832960prefer the ridiculous versions of these gimmicks thats like a picture of a sybian or something
jack draper saving british tennis from the post-muzza slump
>>201832187Why do they always say NYC and LA are the worse then when those I assume black dominated places are way worse
Authoritarian, Protestant, Anti-Catholic, Imperialist, Puritanical, Racialist, Saxon neo British Empire conducting orbital strikes on India, Africa and the Middle East using Cromwell-class star destroyers
>>201832884no second chances spastic
>>201832962so are orthodox mongs
>>201832783Christianity has been in the British Isles since Roman times and British and Irish Catholicism have their own flavour informed by their history of insular growth, oppression and revivalA lot of which catholic revival Anglicanism picked up at the same time
>>201832955>Is the Church of England not a Protestant church?yeah>>201832955>Would the king turn the house of God into a Roman temple?wdym
Why are you scared to leave the country? What's keeping you here? The weather? The women? Family ties? Work?
Jimmy Carr heckle compilation
>>201833073my convinction that every other cuntry is even worseunfortunately my travels have backed up this hunch
>>201833073they won't let me stay in japan
>>201833073No interest in wasting my money on travel.
>>201833031>Puritanicalthat's a bad thing
>>201832712Screaming
playing Splatoon
>>201832955>Is the Church of England not a Protestant church?It's practically catholic just without the Pope, making it just retarded
>>201833097i want to live in japani should have been born there
>>201833047>A lot of which catholic revival Anglicanism picked up at the same timewhat does this mean?
Eating a packet of crisps I really don't like
>>201833154that's wild
>>201833073emigrating is very difficult for uswe're not a multi-lingual culture so we we're confined to the anglo-sphereamerica refuse to let white people into their country in case we start competing with the ones already there canada is a btech america which is worse in pretty much every waynon-wasp excolonies are dangerousaustralia is the most realistic place but that's on literally the exact opposite side of the planetput simply - any place worth being don't want us
>>201833169>>201833169>>201833169
i would be a god in japani would have sexbut i must suffer as a mid incel in the ukwhere i will never have sex
>>201832752thanks, I hope peace will happen soon
>>201833073Everywhere hates us
>>201833146Used fru-fru grammar, sorry19th century there was a growing interest in the early and pre-protestant Church and that interest helped to drive anglocatholicism
>>201832998Good looking chap
kicking my feet from joy
