watching the 'ay 'orn
bonging a spint
>>201837684Great way to end the last thread
invented a new wordthe word is: pompottenue
>her mother filed a paternity suit against Chaplin. The suit proceeded to trial, and despite blood tests which showed Chaplin was not the father, Barry's attorney, Joseph Scott, succeeded in arguing that the tests were inadmissible. Chaplin was ordered to support the child until her 21st birthday.woke gone mad
keep seeing that "most undesirable hobbies" chart making the rounds on the chan and twitter What hobbies could I say to a femoid that would get her wet then?
thinking about that time i was at a female friend of a friends and when her (cunt) boyfriend put his hand up while talking she visibly flinched and looked uncomfortable
>>201837738Jelqing
>>201837730in France those types of tests are illegal and if you acknowledge paternity you can't withdraw it even if the baby comes out black or summat
>>201837738playing an instrumentsportsreadingas long as you dont play virgin instruments, virgin sports or read virgin books
JOZXYQK
>>201837731Continental Europeans cannot comprehend the Anglo diet
Got my heart broken
>>201837741She was probabaly putting it on
>>201837784She was never your girl it was just your turn
>>201837540>Events in the episodes made headline news and shitthats not even remotely true
>Sabrina Carpenter's aunt is the voice actress of Bart Simpsonutterly BIZZARE fact
Working on a theory that Argentina is the last refuge of the white man and that I should become a refugee there
>>201837761have a drink and forget about it
>>201837773what's a virgin instrument?
I'm so fucking retarded
what happened to barry stanton
>>201837822Is Sabrina Carpenter supposed to be good looking
>>201837822First time hearing about nepotism?
>>201837834ktim
>>201837791nobody else was looking in her direction and i just caught it in my periphery
>>201837805as someone born in 96, when I was in school we literally spoke about the inbetweeners episodes at school the next day like we would for football gamesthere's not a single other show we did that fornot even breaking bad desu
>>201837827Nah I'll just sleep now who cares
>>201837834Same lol. Fuck women.
>>201837836India took him down
just came
Big fat MILFs sitting their big fat arses directly onto my face and wiggling side to side until my face gets buried between their big fat arse cheeks.
>>201837829software synthesizers
>>201837829something gay like clarinet or tuba
>>201837822That same aunt is also a Scientologist, wonder if Sabrina is too
>>201837894Can tell this sentence strained you to formulate
If you're giving up your hobbies or picking up new ones for the sole reason of impressing women and getting a gf then it's so over for you.They can see it you know. Women may be stupid about most things but they're very perceptive when it comes to virgin behaviours. Putting your Pokémon cards through your dad's shredder and joining a book club will change nothing; if anything it will make things worse.Trust me, I'm a sex-haver. I have sex.
>>201837910Nice projection
>>201837829ukulele
>>201837805https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpYCBoEsAfchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJVBBmKPhkEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elkHuw3PxvMBellend
>am rorke>gf was apolitical when we met>turned her into a rorkette>now thanks to social media she's a tinfoil hat WEF vax kalergi conspiracy rorkette>she's so insane she sees me as a leftypol traitorhow do I make her a normal rorke again rorkebros
>>201837910alri down syndrome yoda
>>201837922>I have sex.and yet there is no proof. curious.
>>201837932You're not a native speaker so won't have the same keen sense, stay in your lane hanz
Roman Empire imported slaves and turned their Empire ChristianThe west imports slaves and is turning the west Muslim Funny that
>>201837938https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cT_fppfI0h4true
>>201837903Unlikely otherwise she'd be making a big deal out of itHer aunt does loads of promotional Scientology videos on the side of her Simpsons work, and has donated millions to them
>>201837959No that's correct you're just thick
Might trim my mustache
>>201837957go on a mad rant about jews but then end it with "except the good jews like Bobby Fischer".
I’d watch LOTR if baby Yoda was in it.
>>201837738Maybe start with not calling them femoids
>>201837963I'll stay in the lane that's formed behind your mother waiting for my turn to fuck her, you cunt.
>>201838022he is but he's called smeagol
>>201837540>Even Torchwood was massive during Children of EarthThat's the one with the mind controlled screaming kids isn't it, god that fucking creeped me out.
>>201838027Very emotional outburst there, lol
>>201837872>when I was in school we literally spoke about the inbetweeners episodes at school the next day like we would for football gameswell annoyed me. i watched the show from the series 1 premiere and then suddenly everyone else cottoned on a year later and started acting like it was THEIRS
Desperately need a haircut
>>201838034smeeeagol why does it cry?
>>201838027Bin gar keine Russin, stamm’ aus Litauen, echt deutsch.
>>201838034Smeagol doesn’t have the same appeal. Sorry.
>>201838057ktimhate going to the barbers
>>201838048feel this way when a song I like crosses 1m views on YTlike get fucked cunts this belongs to me
Threads over for the day all the top posters have retired to slumberEnjoy the schizophrenic revolving door of 4nr flags
>>201838057*takes a piss on the floor**spins you upside down*best put you to work mop 'ead
last got my haircut at the end of mayhonestly, it's not grown as much as i was hoping. it like it gets to a certain length and then slows down
well said jim
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9L9sNtv1-gI was born 87 years ago. For 65 years I've ruled as Tamriel's Emperor. But for all these years I have never been the ruler of my own dreams. I have seen the Gates of Oblivion, beyond which no waking eye may see. Behold, in Darkness a Doom sweeps the land. This is the 27th of Last Seed; the Year of Akatosh 433. These are the closing days of the 3rd Era, and the final hours of my life.
>>201838057Same. Stopped going to my regular barber since he started with appointments.>>201838070That's The Waste Land by T.S. Eliot. Yes, literature is my hobby and I'm still an incel. What are you gonna do about it?
>>201837738MBTI, horoscopes, affirmative action, shit games, shit music
>>201838146Genetics determine the growth rate, thickness, and overall potential length of your hair
what do bong bros think about the AfD ?they have become so powerful in all east Germany that they literally can block every law and judge and all that stuff despite all other parties try to cockblock them.I also will move to the East in October and join the AfD.
>>201838162morrowind and skyrim are goodoblivion is wank
>>201838036You must be a paedophobehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMOIwnzRCdc
>>201838147Uk pays train drivers more than any other country even though many of those countries are richer than us with better rail systems
>>201838190Fuck off to /deutsch/, nigger
Just think of how many people touch a door handle in a dayNow think about how many don't wash their hands after wiping their bums or touching their willies
>>201838146average hair growth is only about 6-8 inches a year
>>201838190prefer not to say
>>201838162oblivion gates were such a grind, had it on ps3 so i couldnt even tcl up to the tower and grab the stone
Lower stock bred for toiling in the fields aren't capable of growing aristocratic length bouffants
me and the gf
>>201838190We already have our own AfD in the form of Reform UKThough they're more like the AfD circa 2014, they don't have a Bjorn Hocke figure
>>201838147My personal wealth is estimated at about £350 and I think train drivers are overpaid. What is the correct amount a person should be worth to have an opinion on this?
>>201838192Don’t talk shit
Moved up north and I can't help but realise that my southern accent sounds really really gayAre southern accents bent or is it just me?
>>201838192Oblivion is the only one that actually felt like an RPG
>>201838271>porn fansdo people really
imagine having chest hair like that and still acting like a 12 year old with sugar rush
whats gucci my nigger
>>201838197for me its chipsticks
>>201838201not the train drivers fault if your rail system isn't up to par is it
bed time me thinks
>>201838307???
>>201838331think that posting this should count as consent for all future sexual acts, forced or not
>>201838337hello
>>201838313got more chest hair than that but I can't grow a beard
>>201838313draco malfoy has a twin?
>>201838354think you can get arrested for saying that in the uk lad
>>201838358wouldn’t begrudge them getting high salaries if it was part of having a world class rail system but we don’t do we
Mum said that Grandma is concerned about my 'radicalisation'. I literally only said that third world mass immigration is bad to one of my cousins at a family meal.
When you drink beer, you then literally pee it out. There's nothing left. What's the point?
>>201838313bill nighy picking up a couple of has been rentboys
>>201838379Don't we all?
>>201838416You're about to learn an important lesson
>>201838403= only thing i fear is janny . will probably get a 3 day ban for /x/ posting
>>201838271baldy baldy baldy baldy baldy baldy baldy baldy
>>201838147man from Finland "oh it's cold"leftypol: YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO SAY THAT
>>201838313Who do these clowns think they are fooling with those fringes, looks especially stupid next to the chad embracing his fucked hairline
Churchill wrote a six volume history of WW2 and the Holocaust isn't mentioned once.Interesting innit that?
I'm gay, da ba dee da ba diDa ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di
>>201838190I support all further right parties in Europe because the establishment severely underestimates the threat of what's coming.
My favourite part of Skyrim was when you do the quest for the spirit guild and collect the enchanted emeralds in exchange for a magic demon greatsword and 20 rune stone points.Grow up. Play FIFA or an FPS like an adult if you’re going to be playing video games.
>>201838515Skyrim is an FPS if you play archer
>>201838479Being bald would completely and utterly fuck up their image and they would lose their fanbase (all 2 of them haha), they need to get transplants if they want to continue milk as much of their 15 minutes as they can.
>>201838515no
>Mum said that Grandma is concerned about my 'radicalisation'.
>>201838416she's already reported to you to the Starmzi, (the number comes up for boomers to ring on repair shop and antiques roadshow)
ow ow owhave a massive headache ladsbeer doesn’t usually do this to me
new murray just arrive
>>201838515go and watch more peaky blinders you cunt
>playing video gamesgrow up and do anal sex with your dad like an adult
>>201838596Go for a wank or something you odious lech
>>201838582Is it bad that my first comment when this happened was to point out he would have just grown up to be a massive tory cunt?
Video games? Yeah I stopped playing them when I got a bird
>>201838509wonder what it is here
Love when someone calls someone else a manchild on 4chan
oblivion sex arse
>>201838641>leftypol celebrating the death of a child because they would vote for a different party to them (choice of two)
Yeah, massive shagger me. Got loads of mates and lots of funny stories of being a total lad. The fact that I post on 4chan every hour of every day has nothing to do with anything, be quiet.
>>201838631...what
>>201838509What’s going on in Papua New Guinea then?
about to cum
Victims of Bayesian superyacht sinking ‘suffocated in cabin air pocket’Autopsies on four people found no water in their lungs, it was reported, suggesting they died from asphyxiation as the air in cabins filled with carbon dioxide
>>201838704He was 18 and, thus, not a child.
keep staying up too late
>>201838722Are you not the lad who has been posting about how fit draper is all night?>There's two of themfucking hell
>>201838737cum for me
>>201837773but Mike Oldfield plays virgin instruments
The Lucy Letby trial should be considered the greatest scandal in British legal history
>>201838656I play videogames with my gf
>>201838747
AHHHH
>>201838747leftypol clapping and whooping under the assumption they were massive tory cunts
>>201838756just like tennis
loving my sfm porn at the moment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxBN4w4bk-clistening to this masterpiece
mad how im just an evolved ape typing out a message via means invented by other evolved apes so other evolved apes can read it
>>201838747lol fuck those tory cunts
>>201838805only an ape would believe in evolution
Didn’t read a word of that apes post.
>>201838805fresh off the boat from reddit
>>201838805Speak for yourselfI'm a worm
feel like SHIT
>>201838805ayeeven the fact that we can read is pretty sensational
>mad how im just an evolved ape typing out a message via means invented by other evolved apes so other evolved apes can read it
>>201838641>Giving evidence, he admitted "slapping" Mr Lloyd after the teenager told him, "One day you will work for me".Does sound like a twat to be fair
What book should I read on holiday?
>>201838824just come from your mums house actuallyyou want to talk about apes?
Dude we are all made up of stardust XD
>>201838805nonsense
>>201838816alri ned flanders
>>201838860the strange death of europe
>>201838835You a bit hungover as well mate
/brit/ is a creationist Christian general
>>201838851never said something stupid on a night out with your mates? oh.. mates nvm
mum jokes are the last bastion of the moronyou know you've psychically heemed a cunt when he sputters one out
>>201838860
need to clear my youtube cookies if i ever get a gf
>>201838756not me mate
>>201838908the only physical heeming was the one your mum gotin her fannyby me
>>201838901Never said a weird tarqy insult like "one day you'll work for me". Sounds like something from a film.
mental how badly i mindraped him
>>201838908>psychically heemed a cunt when he sputters one outwish your dad did that to your mum instead of having you kid
>>201838747howling
Hook line and sinker
im a hot girli do hot shit
I have never once howled
>>201838860Serotonin by Michel Houllebecq
>>201838881Is this a chud book?
not arseddon't careshut up
>>201838967>doing hot girl summer shit during brat summeroh babes what r u doing lmao x
>>201838908yer mum's fanny was the last bastion of a moron
>>201838989read it and judge for yourself
Keep your eyes on the roadA label whore, but I'm bored of wearing clothesYou want kids? Well, I am Mother
i love reddit
reading nonfiction is peak midwit
Thread is so dire at night
more drugs down the hatch
>>201839071Your fluoxetine doesn't count
>>201839056
>>201839055why’s that
6 hour work days is what we need.
>>201837738you are not gonna believe this but, sewing
>>201839086If you have to ask...
honestly i new it was over for humanity the first time in the 00s i tried to remind people that video games aren't art and people really didn't like thatI saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness
might fucking kill myself
>>201839084no?
Preferred the snus threads
>>201839102righto mr obtuse
>>201839109Happy to help x
>>201839108You're regurgitating roger ebert You're not funny, witty or insightful
Dude we're just evolved apes on this rotating floating sphere in heckin space which is like all black and empty lol so insane Just shut up. I respect Diego and stupid christians more than "people" like this. Their religion is hedonism
>>201839151leftypol, everyone
>>201839166Done him
>>201839151Must have felt like a snotty nostril
WHEEEEERE'S YOOOUUUUR HEEAAAAAAD AAAAAAAAAAThttps://youtu.be/jwUCcedbe2E
>>201839151prostate massaging gone too far
>>201839133didn't ask for it
>>201839181
Beers out for the boysBeers out for the boys
>>201839151mental how you can tell that's a vegan poo too
Hate how nonfiction is the real stuff and fiction is the make belief Nomenclature should be the other way around
>>201839151imagine how nice it felt coming out though
>>201839194I'm generous with my time
Stoned ape theory
The bible? Heh, thanks for the laugh.
>>201839151Why's it white??
>>201839151healthy looking poo at least
>>201839216?
>>201839135your reaction still betrays your insecurity all these years later
Poo dildo makes me think of that tranny trying to sell poo covered sex toys on fb marketplace
open the pubs
>>201839269Purrr queen!
Headaches are cruel
sweaty school girls
>Found out cum is not stored in the balls>Found out milk is not stored in the boobs>Found out lungs aren’t big sacks that fill up with airSeems obvious in hindsight. Wonder what else I’m being a complete idiot about.
>>201839258i.e "not real" vs "real" Saying not unreal and unreal is unintuitive. The shorter name makes you think it's nonfiction when it isn't
>>201839220Likely true
>>201839297Beer is not stored in the taps
>>201839297men's nipples cant produce milk. i learned this the hard way
>>201839297poo isn’t stored in the bum
>>201839321>>201839336
>>201839297the mind isn't stored in the brain
>>201839297Where are they stored then
>>201839363
>>201839366https://youtu.be/6sV4a4KqFjU
>>201839366hmm?
>>201839392He's based, why are you seething so hard?
Catyank coming back home in his bowtie ready to post the cats
>>201839396it's in the mind innit
>>201839368Cum and milk are excreted at the moment of production
>>201839422Sounds disgusting
>>201839420where's that then
>>201839297>Found out lungs aren’t big sacks that fill up with airO-oh yeah haha I knew that
>>201839420the mind is stored in the aether, it just uses our brain to connect to mundus
>>201839447Dunno
>>201839414https://youtu.be/6sV4a4KqFjU
>>201839455ah right
should I cum?
>>201839446More disgusting than having old cum or milk sat around in your body going rancid?
So, umm, why does your chest expand when you breathe in?
>>201839392Looks like a good lad
>>201839475because of all the air in it, what kind of a question is that?
lol
>>201839475If your chest expands when you breathe then you need to go back to body school
>>201839475Got lines on your lizard there pal
>>201839475It doesn’t actually, we just imagine it does
Don't let /brot/ gaslight you about breathing
>Grown men who still push their stomach out when they breathe in instead of expanding their rib cageWeak diaphragm fools.
I was never taught how to run
>/brot/
>>201839587Not something you need to be taught, it's just faster walking
any penzance man ingoing next week
>>201839600>it's just faster walkingOh rorke...
>>201839602This but your 30’s haha
>>201839607yeah meet you outside aldi for a scrap
>>201839602Ah yes I will accept advice from >dykefromhell
>>201839622what about a shag x
>>201839637might bum you if i win
I am unloveableI am uglyI am brokenI am a lost causeIt is too late for me
i did a poo
*enters /brit/*
>>201839602>349k likesstate of twitter
>>201839618j-just bee yourself!
>>201839607Longest train journey in the uk is Aberdeen-Penzance
>>201839665corr tits
*upvotes feel good platitude*That's my great work completed
the webm that saved /brit/
>One of these exhibits, by the photographer Andres Serrano, featured a shot of a crucifix in a jar of his urine. It was titled “Piss Christ.
you will never experience this
ah... hello all
>>201839738l have but she's fatter than that
>>201839738This doesn't happen outside of movies You're broken and weird because you think films are real life
Judging people by the content of their character
is this the way to amarillo
can feel myself mentally cracking but l'll try to act normal long as l can
>>201839755yes it does>>201839762good lad
>>201839755You mean my dream gf won't come home and deliver clumsy expository dialogue?
>>201839752guten morgen
BRING BLING BING DING FING RING DING BLING BING BING BING
Haven't felt human in so long
>>201839780Lol no it doesn't mong Something similar maybe but not that In real life she would be disgusting and smelly coming from a run and the dialogue would be quick and to the point
>>201839805Just a normal white lad tired of seeing subhuman brown filth infesting the streets.
>>201839762
>>201839810alri Osamu Dazai
>>201835524>>201835524new
>>201839810What does that mean
>>201839854are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestly cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing this shit, posting it, having a chucle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest.
>>201839883*farts*
>>201839883it gives me the ick
>>201839883Might be taking 4chan a bit too seriously there lad
>>201839928>>201839928new
>>201839883And he does it every single fucking dayWhen it's already a stale gimmique he's monkey see monkey do'd Embarrassing how hard he tries to fit in
>>201839883>>201839943rattled
