>tfw fat>my farts are extremely smelly >i fart every 2 minutes I love farting at college
>>201855905Haha same. Sometimes I ride public transport during rush hour just to fart inside and disturb the people, I have learned to hold my laugh and fart silently so I look almost emotionless while doing it. The smell quickly takes over and everyone has that weird grimace in their face lmao
stop eating plants
>>201855905I like farting just before leaving the elevator when I am at work. I am not fat doe.>>201856144This is some next level psycho shit mr. gordão.
>>201856221Yes yes master, teach us the way of the sharter. We want to shart in mart.
>>201856343Eat yellow farinha and you will shart
>>201856475english do you have it there? speaking though albeit
>>201855905I told this story many times already but when I was a child I farted a really nasty fart in class and blamed some other kid, the kids in class started calling this boy João Peidão and it became so widespread within the school he had to change it, but the nickname continued to follow him and then spread amongst the school children to a point he spent his whole teenage years being called João Peidão by his friends - I had no more contact with him at that time - and I still called that way by a few people, at least last time I checked his facebook page -back when people still used facebook -.
>>201856144That's evil.
ban brapzil
>>201856475You mean farofa?
>>201855905>>201856144>>201856338>>201856343>>201856475>>201856510>>201856544>>201856592>>201856810fucking disgusting faggots
>>201855905Please be a woman..
>>201856906>mass replieropinion discarded
>>201857347women don't fart
>>201859613Well maybe *yours* don't
