Veitch edition
Charlie likes 'em young
drinking dadstein's wine
the chinese ai is shite. it doesn't even know how to do pepe.
brrrrr
suez canalling
see all you had to do was wait your turn congrats on getting your lick back #GBG
can’t drink alcohol anymore without getting an absolutely unbearable urge for nicotine since i’ve snussed or vaped every time i’ve drank for like 2 yearsfucked it
why are there so many homeless people in the UK
Our Toby, who art in Glasgow,Hallowed be thy name.Thy dragons come,Thy Runescape quests be done,On Earth as it is in Disneyland.Give us this day our microwaved piss,And forgive us our meltdowns,As we forgive those who slay us in PvP.Lead us no into laggy fights,But deliver us from scammers.For thine is the kingdom,The nettles, and the Peters,Forever and ever.Amen.
>>201880593Kim Kardantian?
I still just don’t understand mousenonce
>>201880598There's just loads more crackheads around everywhere
>>201880623itskiley
TMAU. Fish odour syndrome. Some days I stink of fish, other days I stink of shit. Some people can smell it, some people can’t. Diagnosed by Sheffield University 2005.
cover your eyes tobythere's a nakked woman
>>201880598dunno but i reckon the jews have got summat to do with it
>>201880598Pave over the countrysideConcrete sherwood forestBulldoze ben nevisHomes for all!
>>201880691can’t bulldoze a mountain mate
Employed Woman on a mad one
>>201880691sherwood dungeon
>>201880710Try and stop me you fascist pig
>>201880710wanna bet?
>>201880730aye go on then tenner
get the lakes concreted
Lying in bed thinking of all the kids dying in the world of cancer and shit wish I could help sort a cure for them
>>201880743would love her to punish me for having a 4 inch willy
>>201880748Over population is going to be huge problem in the future
Genuinely, unironically, earnestly don't have that satisfying of orgasms, anyone got any tips? Again I am not joking around here and saying something outrageous and would like advice or tips, I think I may be holding back because I don't want a mess and would like to unlearn that.
>>201880774Nah man gotta save the kids
i’m going tae ma bed night night chaps
>>201880779Wank less often.
>>201880748Thinking about all the illegals just waiting to come over from Calais and be wanked x
>>201880779i spaff into toilet paperno mess
>>201880793och aye pal
>>201880779Pop a cage on and get yourself a bbc dildo my boy get a little skirt aswell
>>201880793night x
>>201880779spaff into your mouth
Don't give a fuck about kids dying because I hate them but the thought of catburgers suffering makes me tear up
If you understand this meme you're based, if you don't you're cringe.Simple as.
>>201880846The so called tolerant left…
>>201880846why do you hate kidsbecause you know that you'll never be able to have any because you don't have a womb?
>>201880875Bingo!
I'm an armpit freak.
Remember poleaboo’s cock cage
rorke finna seethe when he hears about Linkin Park
the maccy 'eese, as it were
>>201880846You hate children because you know you will never be able to give birth which is what a WOMAN can do. You're a bloke in a dress, a freakshow.Makes sense you would blame the children for your bitterness but I suppose it's a good thing too. Children not being exposed to your sick fetish is a good thing.
The latest hinge match as she were
>>201880942corr
>>201880942spoiler that hog
>>201880925Sauce?
just learned that Abraham Lincoln shared a bed with this man for 4 yearstad odd that aye
>>201880875>>201880922Giving birth isn't a feminine trait. In seahorses, it's the male that becomes pregnant and gives birth.
>>201880977are you a seahorse?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-X3Wy-svIYanyone have helicopter parents like this?
>>201880977biggest cope I've ever heard
>>201880964hmm yes strange bedfellows you could say
You stumble, through questionsThat you could never answerThat barrel is loadedSo go and Paint Your Target
>>201880977seahorses hatch from eggs you cretin, it's just that the male carries them around firstpenguins do this too
>>201880977go on thengive birth
>>201880977you have as much chance of being a seahorse as you do a woman i'll agree with you there
>>201881022We hatch from eggs to just inside the body
ah... hello all
>>201881044Hello matey, how do you like your coffee? I like mine black or with a splash of milk.
we don't need immigra-
>>201881063this is how gfberg gets into bed with meshe "accidentally" wakes me up on purpose for no reasonfucking HATE her
>>201881082why did you stop the sentence
>>201881082and exactly who is behind the plunging birthrates?
Used to be a guy on /Britfeel/ who harassed me to the point of making me suicidal called "SHOUTANON". Turns out he is obese, blind in one eye and also shagged Poleaboo in a KFC toilet.We still winning.
>>201881087such is life
>>201881082>The population of Nigeria beteen the years 2000 and 2024 increased by 110 million>The entirety of Europe in that time increased by 15 million, mostly due to immigration
>>201880964Looks like benedicks cucumberbottom
>>201881087as a wretched incel permavirge i feel so bad for you honey bun x NOT
>>201881044scarnon cunt
>>201881100>Turns out he is obese, blind in one eye and also shagged Poleaboo in a KFC toiletand how do you know this?
>>201881100>almost bullied into suicide by a fat one eyed bender
>>201881141He is poleaboo
>>201881141He admitted it multiple times. He was also in a Discord group with Poleaboo that called themselves "The Nonce Nest".
>6.64 (Niger)
Would you move to Aberdeen if you were offered a job making 36,000GBP a year while only working 6 months a year?
>>201881060you just listed all possible permutations of coffee like you prefer it a specific waywon't be able to sleep now
>>201881132not much ladnice sunny friday, can't complain, might have a beer later - how about you?
>>201881158
>>201881113This is why we need Olukemi Olufunto Adegoke Badenoch as our PM
>>201881167what's the job?
>>201881167Aberdeen: The Granite City
mmtc
>>201881181wank and then a sleep i reckon
>>201881096it's a meme you dip>>201881098who?
>>201881197diversity hire queen
>>201881172>you just listed all possible permutations of coffee like you prefer it a specific wayhaha was thinking thisnot "do you prefer a latte, cappucino, black coffee," just "I like black or with milk"
When will you ever learn that you are our friends in genes? I like you guys, ww2 are unrelated, you lads are our friends.
>Never had steak as my mum won't let me buy meat with bones in case I choke.>Can't have chicken legs or thighs etc or anything with bones in. Mumberg will go mad. She doesn't like me getting raw chicken either in case I don't cook it properly. We usually get already cooked chicken.
>>201881219cracking
so it turns out a whole bunch of youtube commentators were on the russian payrollsad!
Also that cunt SHOUTANON volunteered at the British Heart Foundation as part of a spastic support programme to get them back into work.Used to be so easily upset. Now I can take a joke and fire back.
>>201881167yes
>>201881276yep
>>201881100>Used to be a guyyeah we know
nothing i hate more on 4chan than when someone is posting something about americans and goes "OH SAY CAN YOU SEE"
>>201881277have you ever posted a selfie before, or just a pic of yourselfi wonder what you look like
Love my best mate like a brother. We're just like two old dogs at this point. Barely ever had a sharp word between us in 20 years
>>201881304why
>>201881307ever shagged him up the arse?
>>201881276to nobody's surprise
>>201881299
>>201881307wonderful post
>>201881320just find it cringe as
>>201881258
would buy this shoutanon a pint and ask him to try again
I am glad I bring amusement to so many of you TBF. I don't mind being made fun of if it makes someone else smile or laugh :')
>>201881307my best mate turned into a proper pokemon reddity cuckold after i went to uni and i don't respect him anymoremy brother also bullied me my whole childhood and is a pretty awful person
Linkin Woke
>>201881299ROARING
>>201881205Marine survey technician. Operating the drones/instruments that collect seabed data, using that seabed data to make maps and such.>>201881208Looks nice honestly. Nothing fancy but looks like a comfy, good sized city.
>>201881299>used to
>>201881381sorry to hearnot following the pokemon part though what does that have to do with anything?
my best mate stopped hanging out with me as soon as he got a gf
>>201881361i have you filtered, only unhid this post of yours because it was directly above mine and i always unhide filtered posts directly above posts of mine so i can see my post the same way everyone else sees it in the thread
Really need a wee lads ;_;
>>201881403he turned himself into a proper pokemonplayed that red rescue team didnt he
>>201881412>>201881403>>201881390>>201881389
>>201881390yeah it's quite nice
The bald spot cometh
>>201881361i hope you die
>>201881425rorkes da
>>201881403he loves pikachu and pokemonlike he has a pikachu backpack and a pokemon t shirtthis despite him as far as i know not even playing pokemon or anything like that because his family were 100% too poor to have bought him a gameboy as a kid
>>201881412this never ends wellmates and girlfriends satisfy completely different social needs
>>201881420you on wee strike?
>>201881435
>>201881425Imagine being on the same island as this person
>>201881424ahaha>>201881443that's pretty bizarre
>>201881430Caught girlfrienberg staring at the top of my head a couple of timesTo scared to look for myself
i wanna leave this shithole island as soon as possible
>>201881325Nah we both had our childhood gay experiment with different people. I asked him whilst on pingers once lel>>201881381Me and my mate are both old fashioned leftists. Poke fun at modern stuff, he's a bit transphobic and pointed out a "Bloke in a wig" quite loudly at the pub once whilst I try to be more tolerant of trannies and do have the odd wank to them
>>201881492get yourself in a dinghy and get over to ireland
How often do you get a haircut
might move to China
Not got work until next Tuesday so should be here a lot over the weekend.
don't have an issue with people really liking pokemon but people who specifically obsess over pikachu piss me off for whatever reason
state of this guy
>>201881504around every six months however i have given up
Wish I could leave this dog island but I'm on heart tablets innit
>>201881504every other month
completely checked out of life me
>>201881515>noo you can't just have the protagonist of the series be your favourite!!
>>201881521Screeching
>>201881504Have had about 20 haircuts since leaving secondary school in 2011
>>201881503i consider ireland part of the uk bc it looks the exact same :)
i love watermelon, me
>>201881504mumberg shaves my head every couple months
>>201881554Alri rapinzel
>>201881515breed pikachus on an industrial scaleestablish pikachu power plants all over the worldsqueeze pikachus for every watt they can produce
My favourite Pokémon is Carvanha
eating my toe nails
>>201881546suppose it's the generic elementsuch a surface level, obnoxious way to celebrate something
>>201881479yeah i'm fairly sure he just read a lot about it on reddit and decided he'd take it on as a personality traithe seems to think being soft is good but i have no idea why other than reddit brainrot because he was always a bit of an autist when we were kids but not like thatalways like avenged sevenfold and bullet for my valentine and bands like that which in hindsight were bands for emotional soft redditorsbut idk. he literally got cucked by his gf who he was with since we were all like 15 and it pushed him further into being a gay faggoty cuckhas a lesbian couple who are his main friends now. just sadhe watches womens football and says how it's better than mens and stuff
>>201881554wtf
>>201881572that's a haircut every 33 weeks, not enough time to actually grow long hairbet you feel silly now
>>201881449he thought he was too cool for me I found out she dumped and he ignored my texts
>>201881602this bloke sounds like a walking caricature
bismillah
>>201881626yeah>>201881572>>201881625my hair looks like pic related by summer time and then I get it cut to...
>>201881454immigrant's stole my willy
I SAID i love watermelon, me
autistic reddit vaxxies are such losers LOL maybe we should bring back physical bullying
>>201881644he sounds like a goose
>>201881681I prefer Galia melon.
>>201881668this length
heard you the first time you dopey cunt
i saw your willy
>>201881390>Marine survey techniciancan a neet get this job?
night lads
>>201881602sounds like he got cucked and just decided he'll never be a proper man sad
>>201881691I prefer when you're not posting
>>201881601celebrate this*machops your head clean off*
>>201881663>Deepy had not suffered from any known mental health problems, and was otherwise fit and well apart from suffering from irritable bowel syndrome bismallah the shits will conquer the best of us
>>201880779go to sleep early so you could wake up in the middle of the night or early morning. the goal is to wank while you are still sleepy and vivid. start by lying down like a dead body. rub your thighs, nipples and then rub your willy slowly. have you ever seen your friend's hot married sister showering naked in the river when you were a teen? use your imagination and wank to it. keep in mind to do this in a dark room. whether you close your eyes or keep them open is up to you. i reckon the way this method works is because your mind isnt in its best shape at the moment and youre trying to revive a moment from years ago while the rest of your body is doing its best to produce something
>>201881713night ladgod bless
>>201881681lol same seedless or seeded? (this is important)
>>201880779sounds like prostate cancer
>>201881754i have it with seeds
>>201881728aha good lad
>>201880779stop wanking and have sex
>>201881702probs, anything “‘marine” isn’t that prestigious desu every autist at my school tried to do marine biology at college cos they thought it made them sound smart and important when it’s acc a shit job with shit pay
listening to agaetis byrjun been a while since I listened to it
>>201881668>>201881692Yeah but on this face
>>201881645yeah he seriously is that's why despite all the years of friendship i can't not think he's a total faggotit's such a shame. lad lost his virginity before everyone else in school and nowadays he's going out with a woman 10 years older who is literally obese. i forgot to mention that. some fat old as fuck ugly bitch who is unemployed, and i know in his head he's like "this is all i can get. at least i'm not alone"he's a reasonably good looking lad and was the first to lose his virginity in our year at school abd his ex gf who cucked him was plain but decent enough lookingjust sad to see him sink so low>>201881718the reason he got cucked was because he has started down the road of becoming like this and she had lost all respect for him. only stayed with him cos she loved his family. was with his cousin.who she cheated with for ages and he was desperate to forgive her but she left him finally for him. when they both came round mine before it all happened she got in my bed with me with him in the room playing my xbox and was being all touchy and taking the mick and he didn;t say anything, just sat there clearly internally seething. obviously i didn't encourage her. told him after she was being a cunt and he just said oh i dunno or something.
Tried playing Morrowind for the first time last year and couldn't get into itSeems very tedious, and the first enemy wizard on the bridge kept killing me and I couldn't do any damage to him
get the immigrants on the tranny tablets
>>201881819The piercing blue eyes of the Saxon lion
>>201881702Yea with a few years of school. In canada I think its like minimum 2 years of post-secondary. Not sure about the UK. It's a lot of offshore work, so being on a boat for weeks at a time and having to get along with all the crew on board. Being introverted and quiet is totally fine, cuz you get your own cabin. Just not the environment for argumentative/agro neets if you know what I mean.
>>201881819maybe maybe notthe fact you were compelled to make this post is very revealing
>>201881821didn't read
>>201881839get swordget good sword skillhit enemy with sword
>>201881794Been trying for 26 years, no cigar Easier said than done when you're massively autistic
one way to get your portrait done
>>201881839That's how it goes in Morrowind, you need to get to Balmora. Caves before that will fuck you up. Shame really because it's a decent game but the early combat is a fucking mess.
>>201881864wasn't for you
>>201881858how so
>>201881839Literally completed it when I was 9 m8
>>201881877get swordget good sword skillhit enemy with sword
>>201881773based
:)
my life is purgatory
>>201881908i’d scran them
>>201881919so it goes
>>201881883I don't care. I didn't read it, all the wanky paragraphs
Why are women so short its weird
>>201881884Definitely springs from some kind of insecurity. A normal person will have worked out that I'd just typed in 'medium length hair' and then 'short hair' to find a style close to my own pre and post haircut. You noticed that they are handsome men and were compelled to point out that I'm likely not as attractive as them, to hurt my feelings most likely.Only weak people do such things.
>>201881908they died of rain allergy shortly after this was filmed
>>201881908Get them in the pan
I hate the fags
>>201881837i eventually bookmark them and then never ever go back to the bookmarks
>>201881940good. existence is pain anyway
>>201881948keir starmer loyalist I see
>>201881937Yeah?
>>201881930>>201881940>>201881941ducks are crying now, cheers
>>201881934i'm glad i didn't ask you to then
>>201881902I've got a meat sword but I've not managed to level up my sword skill.Teach me some sword skills bro
I keir a starmer, starmerA starmer is what I keir
>>201881966rattled
>>201881979get your sorry outlander arse to the fighter's guild, they'll make a man out of you
>>201881815If youre in Navigation or engineering starting salary is like 90,000 CAD a year. Captains are clearing 150-200K. Geomatics/surveying pays about the same as land surveying, but youre only working half the year. But yea marine biology is as useless as any other biology/natural resource degree. People working deck and even marine surveying are generally the kind of people who flunked out of a few other things, are on their 2nd (or 3rd or 4th) chance in life, and havent found success in conventional careers or lifestyles. But the pay is good and the work is rewarding. An industry full of fuck ups and misfits and I mean that in an endearing way.
>>201881948same
we're all having a bum wankwhy don't you have one too?c'mon let's have a bum wankjust me and you
>>201881979only got good balls skill me and maybe arse
Decided to give Oasis a listen due to the reunion and they're genuinely really good.
gay men are fine as long as they keep it to bedroom and don’t put on that faggy voice when i’m around
>>201882030no they aren't
>>201881908do you reckon thats 2 couples or is one of those lads scrambling the eggs of both birds
The gaming experience I miss the most was the first time I played Dragon Age: Origins. Really got immersed in it.
>>201882037the proverbial pooey hairy arsehole
remember when this bloke came back for about 5 mins
>>201882037me and who
well that's just gay porn isn't it
caught my little brother listening to elliott smith in his room
oasis are horrible manc cunts
>>201882037His hand looks pixelated in the thumbnail, but is clear in the full image. Odd.
>>201882037
when it comes to manchester I've only got room for one band in my heart and that will always be the smiths simple as
>>201882050>>201882083Don't look back in anger
wrote 'pour moi' instead of 'for me' in a text and she's not replied for 3 days
>>201881044Morning
>>201882037Never seen a bumhole that wasn't brown tainted before except in pornDo gays really bleach their arseholes?
>>201882078shut your gob southern fairy
>>201882072least it wasn't sam smith
rolling a blunt
>>201882051maybe it's four lad ducks out on the prowl
Can't be arsed for MorrowindWhat's an rpg game that is as fun and immersive as GTA San Andreas whilst also being as accessible
redpill me on New Zeeland, gfberg wants to go there together
>>201882111good morning triple nipple
>>201882111how's your morning treating you mate
>>201882134oblivion
>>201882135its spring time there. nice country to visit but never relax around maoris and pacific islanders.
>>201882072zoomers like their sad Asperger's music
>>201882155>>201882166bradiarrhoea
Are you employed brit?What do you do for money?Me I move heavy stuck around in a warehouse because I'm an unskilled, uneducated, low in mongo from the council estate Life is hard and I make min wage but it is what it is
>>201882174ah fedoras
my surname is clarkson
>>201882199You pay my way for which I am thankful
>>201882199I used to do physical labour in a warehouse job and now i'm on six figures, gotta start somewhere lad nothing wrong with it
my nickname is cum bucket
playing with my nips feels so good
>>201882205alri klarc
>>201882198
hahahaha kek its so fucking hysterical that some people dont get to have a gf heheheeee
>>201882199>Are you employed brit?not right now but ive got an offer>What do you do for money?living on redundancy money and waiting for a dbs check to complete to start a supermarket delivery job>Me I move heavy stuck around in a warehouse because I'm an unskilled, uneducated, low in mongo from the council estate ive been there. someones got to do it i suppose>Life is hard and I make min wage but it is what it iswe do what we can. im sure you will find your path soon enough
>>201882263haha imagine that haha
>>201882199I’m a writer
>>201882199someone has the do the unskilled manual labouring, backbone of every country honest days work
>>201882199invest my inheritance
>>201882285yeah immigrants
I'm 29 and have worked a total of 13 months my entire life
want to try that plant that somalians are always chewing on, khat i believe its called
>>201882286can you invest some of it into a pint of ale for me please
>>201882199money stuff on a computer
>>201882300why's that
is he quare?
>>201882233enjoy the gyno
>>201882300i’m 18 and i’ve worked longer than you
>>201882325don't deal well with people, my mental health you seedole office have given up on me
>>201882300what's your long term planI mean when you get to like 30-40 and have no money, no education or skills and no experience
>That guitar I love guitar, can anyone here play guitar? I did for a while but I didn't like how it made my hands hurt. https://youtu.be/KCENv2Qbkiw?si=0sFuCAEQAu-Nt0UQ&t=155
>>201882306i made a post offering to buy someone in here dinner ages ago and didn't get a responsehttps://desuarchive.org/int/thread/194515316/#q194517015unfortunately for you, since then i have become incredibly tight
>>201882348>asking someone who clearly has no long term plan what their long term plan isare you that daft?
Going job centre must be like a humiliation ritual
I'm too artistic, too poetical, too philosophical to have a menial occupation. My mind is a subtle thing and requires peace, dull mindless activities perfomed in close proximity to mindless dullards would corrupt my beautiful gift.
feeeeeeed the scousersssss
>>201882348>no educationI have a double first from Cambrige.
cos I got a brand new combine harvester and I'll give you the key
Idiots smug about their long term plan when they will rot like the restEnjoy saving your entire life for '''retirement'''
someone hat that fool
>>201882360would.never meet a 4channer irl, full of schizos and extremely mentally unwell people with 0 social skills or awareness
genuinely worked a few days at a takeaway and they were all completely enamoured with me and thought i was the greatest thing to ever occur in their lives because i was so clever and interesting and then i quit after a few daysthey probs thought i was researching a role or writing a book or somethingwas such a legend when i was still on drugs
>>201882353i periodically make an attempt but im convinced i have the lowest natural talent possiblethat solo in there should be pretty learnable if you have the basics down. the hard bit would making it sound good/comfortable and actually being able to improvise like he probably is
l got double fisted in cambridge
>>201882403yeah? that before or after you were practicing karate with Bruce Lee in Hong Kong
big fan of jap city pop yank
>CambrigeI take it it wasn't an English degree?
>>201882342love love LOVE "you see" posting
Thanks for letting me know I hit a nerve
>>201882437i was offering to buy them a takeaway delivered to a public place so they didn't have to dox themselves to me
>I have a double first from Cambrige.>Cambrige
>>201882353yesi studied music at universityworst decision i ever made
>>201882447I didn't practice karate with Bruce Lee, I was born decades after he died. Think you have me confused for someone else.
>>201882410are you fucking jokingI was just listening to this/brit/ hivemind
>>201882437I had a friend group of anonsTurned out they were gangstalking me and made life very difficult
>>201882403I've got a triple 1stgit gud nub
>>201882487Only thing you have triple of is your chins.
>>201882338how'd you end up here
>>201882506>>201882506>>201882506
>>201882426>Idiots smug about their long term plan when they will rot like the restunironically this
thinking about what could have been again...
mad how evil this show wasjeremy kyle should be prosecuted https://www.itv.com/news/meridian/2024-09-04/jeremy-kyle-expected-to-appear-at-inquest-into-death-of-tv-show-guest
>>201882500don’t even know myself icl
>>201882474Couldn't be as worthless as my degree, at least yours is in something cool that everybody loves. So, I have a question about playing music: I have zero experience with it so please forgive me, I have no frame of reference here. Is it common for a decent musician to be able to just play something they hear on the fly? That clip I posted, for example. Could you just play it by ear alone without needing to look up the notes?
>>201882562relative pitch is not that common nobut it depends on how good you are and how difficult the piece is i couldn't do it with most thingsjust simple stuff
My hair is becoming more and more grey lads
