imagine all the posters, posting in this thread - edition
John Lennon beat his wife
really hate the faggots
>>201882529she deserved it
Got a degree in bradley posting from toby college me
3-Year duration 4chan Passes are now available for $45
>>201882506manifesting the post I imagined by typing it now now, verifying the post (captcha not rewquired) and hitting the post button just now
>>201882542balding zionist cringe case
it's over for rorkepic related
https://is2.4chan.org/tv/1725581748214447.webm
>>201882506I wonder what he would be like if he were around today.
>And she's watching him with those eyes>And she's lovin' him with that body>I just know it>And he's holding her in his arms late, late at night>You know I wish that I had Jessie's girl>I wish that I had Jessie's girl>Where can I find a woman like that?
>>201882548What a bargain!
>>201882587something about that song which just exudes americana
Imagine actually paying to post on 4chan
>>201882598ktwm (kek this was me)
>>201882582thats so weird why is he there and where are their parentsconcerning stuff
>>201882587Asda in cheadle
Guitar anon if you're still here I asked you a question right before the thread changed
>>201882585Lennon was known for having a different political opinion every month. We remember his hippy period because that is what boomers focused on, but he was apparently obsessed with Hitler a few times in his life.I reckon he'd have become a hermit at some point.
>>201882598I get paid to post here
>>201882582looks like roy hodgson
>>201882624John Lennon must have a had a terminal case of yellow fever because Yoko Ono was not attractive at all. Jomon face theory is real
>>201882624corr yoko looks proper weff here
the scrandemic
>>201882660>Jomon face theorywhat
The last night of the fairBy the big wheel generator, a boy is stabbed and his money is grabbedand the air hangs heavy like a dulling wine...She is famous, she is funny!An engagement ring doesn't mean a thing to a mind consumed by brass moooooneeeey
>>201882660Despite her cringe music she was well educated and exposed him to a lot of new music and books and films. She was from a rich family and received a top notch education.
>>201882681Modern Japanese decend from two distinct ethnic groups: Yayoi and Jomon.
Seems like just yesterday I was in high school collecting pokemon cards and playing warcraft 3 customs with my friends after school and now I'm 34 Life goes so fast, feels just like yesterday
>>201882698mental mental mentalalmost halfway through the 2020s as well
>>201882698>high school>collecting pokemon cards
>>201882696would help if they were both clean shaven
>>201882698iktfb
>>201882626yeah i think he would have divorced yolko in the late 80s and disappeared for 15 years until the early 2000s then come back and done some middling albums and tours followed by a Beatles reunion (with Clapton instead of George). inevitably he would fall out with Paul and the Beatles would break up again. since covid he would be shitposting on twitter and be an anti-vaxxed based boomer.
>>201882717are you genuinely autisitc?
>>201882540why?
>>201882698>yesterdayall your troubles seemed so far away?
would have loved if there was even one more smiths album but in some ways viva hate is like a bookend considering 3/4 of the lads made it
>>201882660almost like people look for more than just looksLook at Zuckerbergs wife
>>201882730being a big mouth scouse. if you had ever met a scouse women you would understand.
>>201882714this wtf
>>201882696do you know what the word theory even means?
for me, it's ringo starr, the beatle who lent his voice as narrator to the acclaimed "thomas the tank engine and friends" TV series
>>201882714>>201882755year 7 is high school
will now be attempting sleep
Windy out
>>201882755tbf high school / secondary school in the UK and Australia starts when you're 12. It's not like America where there's a middle school prior to high school
>>201882758fun fact he made more money from that than the beatles
>>201882737For me, it’s Vauxhall and I
>>201882756Yeah, been making a lot of weird mistakes like that lately. My spelling has also gotten noticeably worse over the last year or so, kinda starting to freak me out like what if I had a mini stroke or something
threads about aging and lost years always give me existential dread
and don't give me that aw shucks shit
>>20188277411
>WELL THIS IS IT NOW>EVERYBODY GET DOWN>THIS IS ALL I CAN TAKE>THIS IS HOW A HEART BREAKS
>>201882696arr rook same
>>201882758in America George Carlin was the narrator
>>201882714everyone collected them back then, kids would take the rarest shiny mythic cards into school to show off to everyoneI remember going to the local shop on lunch break and spending my dinner money on booster packsremember trading swapsies in the canteen
Wish I lived somewhere that's permanently winter
>>201882709in 3 months time we'll be closer to 2030 than 2020can't believe it
>>201882776good for himhis voice is so ingrained into my brain. When I watch the simpsons episode he was in it throws me for a loop
>>201882787
>>201882803no you don't be quiet
>>201882758he also composed the goldfinger themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xd8fOouKiLc
>>201882788woooow throwback
What have you achieved in the past 10 years brit
>>201882798yepthey even had Alec Baldwin do a few seasons over there:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihQAZ6UBX5s
I turned 30 at midnight...
>>201882847zilch
>>201882847done thousands of poos
He's coming.
>>201882847Did well in my highers at school, but nowt since then
Thomas the wank engine
>>201882851https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-9wXQpzESo&ab_channel=Rousseau
>>201882778yeah also a good album. Feel like that's where modern moz artistically separate from his smiths persona really kicked-in>>201882815good lad
>>201882851The last time I smoked heroin was on my 30th birthday. Still miss it. The heroin not birthdays. Birthdays are meaningless.
>>201882851happy birthday my man!!!!!!!!!!!have an awesome day :)
>>201882847i finished school, learned to drive, got my own car, got a steady job, lost my virginity, got a gf, moved out of my parents house into my own apartment
>>201882851happy birthday lad, have a great day
>>201882887His Low in Highschool album from a few years is also good
>>201882851Virginity status?
ciggie then bed for me de lads
>>201882847genuinely quite a lot that i'm proud ofpretty crazy to look back and see how far I've come since I started posting in /brit/
i would do a big shitebut i haven't got a shit to shit
>>201882851happy birthday la - leave some cake for the rest of us!!- tom xx
>>201882884kek>>201882891is it as good as they say?>>201882895>>201882910thanks lads>>201882928had sex once in uni when I was 23
>>201882915aye
I'm ugly on the inside and out
>>201882946will do la x
>>201882972not with that attitude!..wait
I want to bathe in blood and build a castle out of corpses
Lennon was basedhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1725583827684208.webm
have it on good authority that belligerent ghouls run manchester schools
>>201882847Have read quite a bit. Luckily haven't had to work much throughout my life so I can dedicate most of my leisure to furthering my education. Using these habits to learn about finance and personal wealth management at the moment
>>201882955>is it as good as they say?not him but yeah its great
>I want to bathe in blood and build a castle out of corpses
little known fact about welsh people is that they despise scousers
>>201883017what a prick
super mario in real life
>>201883037I think liverpool flooded one of their towns once
>>201883017the females loved thatstrange arent they
Lenin was based
>>201883070based on marx
>>201883059>liverpool flooded one of their townshow
>>201882955>is it as good as they say?its everything they say.
>>201883059oh yeah heard about thatsomething to do with a dam?
>>201883079scouse tears overflowed into neighbouring wales
>>201883093did you ever get addicted
>>201883017haha love mocking mongs
>>201883079>>201883098yeah to make some sort of reservoirdunno how they did it
>>201883046its just bants, sluggy
>>201883110LOL
you can apparently see the spire of the church sometimes poking out of the reservoirhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capel_Celyn
kek
>>201883024https://youtube.com/watch?v=3JOl3YaDCQI
i've got mental health
>>201883111oh yeah. twice. one in my early 20s. again in my late 20s. and opiate pills twice. im not addicted now but ill be an addict for life and i know with certainty im not done. its just on pause.
https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-wales-64560239>Tryweryn: The man who bombed a dam to save a village>In the summer of 1955 the people of Capel Celyn, a rural, Welsh-speaking village in north Wales, learnt their home had been earmarked as the site of a new reservoir to provide drinking water for Liverpool.>This would mean every house in the village near Bala, Gwynedd, being destroyed and all the residents being forced to move elsewhere.>For nine years after the announcement, the villagers fought to save their homes, with protests and marches through the streets of Liverpool.>With the future of the village looking bleak, three men decided to take matters into their own hands.literally planting bombs to thwart the scousers
>>201883150quite fond of this video
>>201883140anyone drown?
wales mentioned
>>201883156hope you get clean lad
>>201883186no dont think so it was a planned development that the inhabitants obviously didnt want to happen. they would have been relocated
He who can buy bravery is brave, though he be a coward
>>201883145>Ableist behavior is legion. I make it through by means of small dispensations, little pardons, absolving the bus driver who resents me...
Winston Churchill, Stalin and FDR should replace Brutis, Cassius and Judas as the three figures eternally chewed in the mouth of Satan in Dante's Divine Comedy.
hands off, liverpuds. you're still drinking welsh water to this day
>>201883258why
Insofar as man, and hence also his feeling, etc., is human, the affirmation of the object by another is likewise his own gratification.
>>201883270For forming the post-war consensus.
>>201883283>the post-war consensusthis was a good thing
>>201883294okay paki
>>201883200as i said im clean now. could pass a piss test tomorrow if needed. the fall of Afghan, turning 30 not long after, and losing my main supply around the same time was the wake up call i needed and i quit h. but in my soul i know its not the end of my love affair with heroin. i just hope i can stay off it till im ready to die. like they say "ill always have another addiction in me, but i dont know if have another recovery". im certain heroin is the way i want to go out but im not ready to die yet.
>>201883314well that's grimbest of luck mate
>>201883314>Afghanis this where you got into opiates in the first place
doing a gay porn sex poo
linkin park are back lads
last few threads have been depressing
>>201883339not sure why thats grim, but thanks anyway >>201883351no. never been. i just saw the writing on the cards for quality heroin.
>>201883377the Australian column is honestly very accurate, fair playlove a really hot day so long as its dry. Perfect beer weatheranything under 25 degrees is jacket weather however
>>201883314your H didn't come from aghanistan, your dealer likely told you that to make an impression on you
smart schoolboy
>>201883377Yeah, still remember 2021 when it was 40 degress that one day. The air felt like soup.
>>201883399the addiction and looming dread that comes with it was the grim part, not you being clean. Keep it up and best wishes
Have you ever worked while drunk? Or drank at work.
>>201883403most of it comes from turkey or pakistan as I understand it
>>201883377image always cracks me up
>>201883419worked in about three offices that had a beer fridge, yeahand worked at a few places where we'd go across the street to the pub for lunch on fridays
>>201883419wouldnt dream of it but i turned up to school on all sorts including drunk
>>201883419Yes, used to work at McD's and kept a bottle of whisky or vodka in my bag in the locker room and would take it to the toilet for a swig or two every 15 minutes or so on some shifts.
>>201883448crikey
>>201883403if i go into a pub and ask for a whisky i dont need the landlord to show me the label on the bottle to know when im drinking single malt or a blend. both will get me drunk but there is a difference.
I don't have any beliefs
>>201883504yeah?
>>201883504why do you believe that?
>>201883504Do you want some beliefs? I can give you some
>>201883510yeah>>201883522ataraxia>>201883525no pls don't
have a system of values and thus many beliefs that are spun off of that
unbelievable
>>201883418I find it comforting. Knowing its always there for me. When I need it to slip into the great abyss. The permanent nod. I only worry ill end up too old and/or sick and be stuck in a hospice incapable of obtaining heroin.
>yeah man my dope comes straigt from the afghan fields, right off the poppy!>how do I know?>the dipshit scumbag drug dealer who's after my money told me so
there's a strange lump on my
>>201883560based and grecianpilled
>>201883560thats so fucked up why are they fighting why cant we solve our problems without violence
>>201883560can see what the one lad had for breakfast at 0:03
cheers lads
>>201883639a toast...to /brit/
>>201883639
kitten play is much less innocent than the name implies
>>201883693what does it involve besides the usual hurr durr me so stupid daddy noo ur a good girl haha
>>201883700are anthony
the world will move on after you die
>>201883724too fucking right m8out of order innit?
>>201883724Two tier woke n safety gone mad
Nell Tiger Free
>>201883700the gril he's holding is 16 in this webm
>this is the bloke trying to kill the internet archive
>>201883792hope he dies in agony
Just want it to be over
Saw a teenage girl with the most voluptuous breasts today. They were literally jiggling as she walked
i hate the beatles so god damned muchhidden
>>201883792why?
JAMON BVLL
This chinese AI is off the chain
>>201883915it's made from pork, la
>>201883914maam, need redeem this maam
>>201883914Love the way that women's bellies have that little curve down into their tuppence.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgxkufCmNRo
>>201883905he doesn't like that people can loan books for free
>>201883951de palma > scorshitse
>>201883890Makes you think doesn’t it
>>201884011Indeed it does
Get Wi-Fi anywhere you go!
>>201884021OH MAH GAAAHD!
>>201884003grow up
Genuinely convinced that most vegetables are bad for us.
>>201884055because they're sprayed with unhealthy chemicals/bioengineered seeds?
>>201884061Possibly, mostly through experience. They're a chore to eat and they make me feel bloated.Convinced that only food that is enjoyable to eat is good for you. No other animal eats food it doesn't enjoy.
>>201884080This doesn't mean that ALL food that is enjoyable is good, especially when we're talking about processed food.
>>201884094food being overly prosessed doesn't make it bad for you
>>201884080what the hell are you eating?veggies are light stuff
prostitutes eating food at mcdonalds
nothing better than an ice cold beer
>>201884055>>201884080fat bastard
Need to do some clothes shopping
>>201884103No, but a lot of processed food is very calorie rich and conducive to obesity. Fruit is the most common source of sugar in nature and it is very difficult to become obese eating fruit, but it is easy to become obese eating confectionaries.>>201884119Broccoli and Sprouts and Cabbage makes me feel like utter shit. I like peas and carrots and potatos though.
need a poo
all you need is meat and potatoes and occaisonally a carrot or two
>>201884149I'm 6 foot 2 and weigh 13 stone
>>201884159>Sprouts and Cabbageah, didn't think of thosethey're known for making you gassybut i love a good bit of cabbage
how to let go of regrets
Idea for a song parody: Boulevard of Broken Dream and that one lyric of "I walk this lonely road" is changed to "I wank my greasy chode". That's all I got so far.
I like Christian women, but when a girl's first line on a dating profile is about Jesus, it's a bit too much for me
>>201884252So when do you graduate highschool?
>>201884280>Christian women>dating profile
>>201884280I mean, if you're a Christian you literally believe that all things belong to Christ and will eventually be reconciled to Christ, every grain of sand and every blade of grass.So it shouldn't be surprising really should it?
>>201884301Yes, and?
>>201884252are you jewish
>>201884310Doesn't need to be your entire personality though now does it
>>201884252>i wank my greasy chode>the only chode that your mom's ever known
>>201884311why would a christian woman be on that den of vice
>>201884322Yes, it quite literally does.
>>201884335Did Jesus not dine with tax collectors and prostitutes
wanked out of a car window once
get BACK motherfucker you don't know me like that
>>201884350normally people just wank out semen
>>201884357kek
mental that youtube will be 20 years old next year
>>201884424founders sold it for peanuts compared to what it's really worth
>>201884418not sure what i'm supposed to be looking at here
yoko is really sagmaxxing here it's unrealhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRq1mp4VArA
>>201884439It's Veitchmong posting random video screencaps again, disregard
feel like SHIT
>>201884452she's so brat
lennon's politics were very unsophisticated. I think Ringo was the smartest of all the beatles
any discordian man in
>>201884467>Veitchmongheathermong
>>201884322>>201884343In Australia, religion is treated as a personal thing. People quite often get put off when you broadcast your religion to everyone, so I totally back this lad
might have a non-alcoholic beer
>>201884546why
Dro blunt and a cig in order
>>201884545that explains a lot about australia
>>201884545https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1725545984806420.webm
Have gone the longest without watching porn since puberty. 3 weeks without porn lads. Can't tell you how much better I feel.
>>201884546yeah why?
>>201884564>>201884614reduce stress/anxiety
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYjEz441I4M
remember when Nigel Farage said his daughters were really into black rappers
>>201884545Reminds me of video I watched of an American preacher on an Australian bus yapping and no one was going for it then he lamented the hearts of these people are some of the most closed off he's ever seen
Putting things down my willy hole
>>201884322>>201884343>>201884545I'm a Christian and I try to balance the fact that it is the most important thing in my life with the fact that many people find religion bizarre, alienating or annoying. I just try to be as kind and generous a person as possible and occasionally bring up the Bible when the opportunity seems right. I'm not diego btw, diego is...strange.If anyone in this thread is genuinely interested I'd recommend the book Through New Eyes by James B Jordan. It's a very rich and poetic book that explains how to read the Bible.
>>201884670yep instantly made me think of interracial sex
>>201884645what have you got against normal beer
>>201884697I'm on DNP right nowcan't drink normal beer or I will die
at Deano's new gaff
>>201884688the bible is full of perversions and anti-family nonsense how can you ever think it's worth talking about
>>201884716totally fair enough mate
bunty man
>>201884725the boys are back in town againthey're hanging down at deano's
Sean Connery was an open wife beater
>>201884802based
two poo kier
>>201884779still giving handjobs at the truck stop?
>>201884808he was a cheap scottish hoodlum
entropy is the key to understanding the universe
>>201884913alri Lovecraft
>>201884907black musicawful
>>201884728Guess that our ancestors were wrong for almost 1400 years ay?
https://youtu.be/zvtWjvTp_14?si=N4sBKgmETGZvKjSEpinnacle of british music
Anyone on the Suck Dick September?
>>201884913yaits why life exists, shine a light (energy) on a muddy pool of molecules for long enough and they'll start using it
funny menme
>>201885040More of a (bug) clit man myself
Big clit*
>>201885063>shine a light (energy) on a muddy pool of molecules for long enough and they'll start using itthat's a fascinating
american idiot quite a good song desuhas those joe strummer clash vibes in some ways but updates for a new pop punk /nu metal / post-grunge era
Don't wanna listen to American Idiot*Da na na na, na na na na, na na*
I genuinely wish I was dead, I don't enjoy life, I can't see a way out of my situation. I feel like a slave to everything: people, my work, my impulses, my inclinations. I can't take much more of this. I don't know what to do.
Can't wait for Destroy Dick DecemberEvery day, you wank one more time than you did yesterday
>>201885124Wish I were dead*Hypothetical, subjunctive mood
>>201885124wss ad thing is even if you make it out of this situation we all dead anyway just a sad lifeveey few people live the good lifethats why i am an antinatalist
>>201885071bros thinking about bug clit
>>201885124drink more beer relax
>>201885132Well, it won't be hypothetical for long.>>201885143Indeed, one good thing about being a worthless incel freak is that I won't produce another worthless incel freak.
Atrocity ExhibitionColonyHeart and SoulPassoverIsolationMeans to an EndThe EternalTwenty Four HoursDecades
>>201885184Alright white boy nice music lmao
>>201885184Good album that.
>>201885124Your disposition is all wrong. You need a purpose, a reason to live.
>>201885216What motivates you?
whywhat am i doing dubaiat the prime of my life
Hypixel has gone woke
Happiness is warm cum
>>201885172Good guess
Rebel RebelWe are the DeadSweet Thing / Candidate / Sweet ThingRock n Roll with MeCracked ActorPanic in DetroitAladdin SaneTimeLady Grinning Soul
Candy SaysSome Kinda LoveWhat Goes OnPale Blue EyesJesus Beginning To See The LightI'm Set FreeThat's The Story Of My LifeAfter Hours
>>201885124>people, my work, my impulses,Iktf
just got rimmed
>>201885358>>201885358>>201885358
Bowie sucks
